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Жыл бұрын

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@D0S81
@D0S81 Жыл бұрын
''sometimes they'll have a boyfriend, or theyre a lessbian'' i expect a lot of women tell him they are lesbians AND have boyfreinds.
@DebilShurlik
@DebilShurlik Жыл бұрын
What the fuck with all the bots in the comments
@MedievalSolutions
@MedievalSolutions Жыл бұрын
"I'm lesbian, have a boyfriend, am married, am actually a minor your creep, this is my death certificate, you can't date me" - is a natural response
@GardenofEdens
@GardenofEdens Жыл бұрын
@@DebilShurlik charlies comments are a good example what the rest of youtube comments looks like. But here the bots are really easily to identify because of there stupidity.
@Kiettax
@Kiettax Жыл бұрын
@@DebilShurlik yeah, it must to be some kind of new bot wave, love gurus broke the gates of youtube's security love :D :D
@Kiettax
@Kiettax Жыл бұрын
@@MedievalSolutions only boyfriend???? :O you forgot your HUSBAND to mention :P :D
@doyerlife9127
@doyerlife9127 Жыл бұрын
This man is saving relationships because if you see your partner paying money for “dating advice” that’s a clear sign to leave
@WarrenAAndrews
@WarrenAAndrews Жыл бұрын
I spent 8 years with a woman I met on Facebook and yes she was always crazy
@nathanielcooke1902
@nathanielcooke1902 Жыл бұрын
If your partner is paying for dating advice. You need to think about your life decisions, you're the one dating them.
@doyerlife9127
@doyerlife9127 Жыл бұрын
@@nathanielcooke1902 true but I already know my worth, if someone is dating me they low key inside the deepest pit imaginable in life
@dustyyshellz1320
@dustyyshellz1320 Жыл бұрын
Wait why would someone in a relationship be paying money for tips😂guess you’re technically correct
@hieo7542
@hieo7542 Жыл бұрын
save the relationship by leaving amiright boys
@RedF0XDelta
@RedF0XDelta Жыл бұрын
I wrote my girlfriend a poem the very first time I ever talked to her. She thought it was sweet and unconditional, but I thought it was cheesy and cringe. Now that I’ve seen this guy, I gotta say, I feel a lot better. Edit: My girlfriend read this recently and I have confirmed I have autism real bad
@davidhasselhoff8683
@davidhasselhoff8683 Жыл бұрын
Nerd
@MrcreeperDXD777
@MrcreeperDXD777 Жыл бұрын
@@davidhasselhoff8683 ok David Hasselhoff, i bet you're not even the real David Hasselhoff
@RedF0XDelta
@RedF0XDelta Жыл бұрын
@@davidhasselhoff8683 Ya done good Hasselhoff, ya done- ow
@7yep4336dfgvvh
@7yep4336dfgvvh Жыл бұрын
And yet you did it even though you found it cheesy
@RedF0XDelta
@RedF0XDelta Жыл бұрын
@@7yep4336dfgvvh I’m a sucker for her lmao
@sleeplessstudios7626
@sleeplessstudios7626 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, he did actually say "If she says she already has a boyfriend, just move on. It's not going to happen."
@the-answer-is-42
@the-answer-is-42 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's good to hear since I suspect it might not be obvious to everyone who buy into this sort of thing.
@leadfaun
@leadfaun Жыл бұрын
Yeah, because Avery is a good dating coach. He actually recognises that women have their own struggles with dating. Charlie is being a bit of a dick in this video.
@undercovertakodachi4301
@undercovertakodachi4301 Жыл бұрын
I mean What will you do If a Woman Told You that? wouldn't you just move On?
@ohhi5237
@ohhi5237 Жыл бұрын
yeah women never ever ever cheat, we all know this so lets not tell your friends about our date
@EpicGamer-fl7fn
@EpicGamer-fl7fn Жыл бұрын
@@undercovertakodachi4301 that is the obvious step to take. Hell that is the ONLY healthy step to take in this situation. Sadly most guys who buy into this shit usually are taught to "never take NO for an answer" so they'll keep persisting, or just straight up ignore the telltale signs of not being interested, because for all their ultra-knowledge on body language and eye contact, the gurus propably forgot to tell them the obvious fucking sign like that.
@tmo_117
@tmo_117 Жыл бұрын
I have 218 restraining orders so far a week after finishing a $10,000 course, may not have anymore money but eventually one girl will say yes
@bruv1029
@bruv1029 Жыл бұрын
Amateur,everyone know that Alpha men would have atleat 6969 restraining orders after a week.
@darthgroot9130
@darthgroot9130 Жыл бұрын
You are all lightweights! I have over 11,000 restraining orders
@bruv1029
@bruv1029 Жыл бұрын
@@darthgroot9130 Bitch please, I've got restraining orders from women I've never seen not to mention men and animals.
@dexterrity
@dexterrity Жыл бұрын
PERSISTENCE PAYS! DONT BE A QUITTER . . . I don't know what currency it pays in, but apparently it pays guys.
@TVLord0
@TVLord0 Жыл бұрын
They WILL say yes
@tatercity8355
@tatercity8355 Жыл бұрын
Charlie should start his own dating course. Moist dating
@-whyquestion
@-whyquestion Жыл бұрын
K-pop better + I’m the ultimate k-pop defender ☝🏻🤓
@ayeeffvee8173
@ayeeffvee8173 Жыл бұрын
you struck a goldmine with the amount of bots within the first 5 minutes of your comment (5, in case they’re deleted later)
@Dr.Kakania
@Dr.Kakania Жыл бұрын
@@ayeeffvee8173 fr tho
@juliancalendar328
@juliancalendar328 Жыл бұрын
Critical Moist Theory: The Art of Dating
@badgerlord5390
@badgerlord5390 Жыл бұрын
If "Filthy" by the Gentle Men isn't in the orientation, I will be upset.
@CloudDaGoat
@CloudDaGoat Жыл бұрын
4:43 "People just love to throw money at someone they percieve to be an expert on a problem that they're doing the bare minimum to solve in the first place, like not getting dates" This is actually a pretty fuckin great quote ngl
@liamcollins4657
@liamcollins4657 Жыл бұрын
Facebook dating lol
@RoamingIRaccoon
@RoamingIRaccoon Жыл бұрын
For real. id say take whatever money you were going to throw at these fraud "experts" and get a gym membership, get some sleep, and put some effort into basic hygiene and youll get way further
@ky_jellybean
@ky_jellybean Жыл бұрын
@@RoamingIRaccoon what about therapy
@RoamingIRaccoon
@RoamingIRaccoon Жыл бұрын
@@ky_jellybean if you need it you need it
@hunterlg13
@hunterlg13 Жыл бұрын
@@ky_jellybean kek dubayoo, I'm perfectly sane, I need not therapy to impress those woman things. I only need crunchy muskulls and the sex will gravitate towards me. Especially with the overly fragile ego and rage will the female things coming to me. I would prioritize therapy and all the progress that could happen from that, rather than go for physical needs (I think it's just my preference). Physical & mental health are attractive after all. If you want to cheat you can learn the mental shortcuts that brains take to determine if one is "healthy looking".
@CoverLuxe
@CoverLuxe Жыл бұрын
It happened one time at my job where a random customer was trying to ask me out for dinner, and when I told him no, he assumed that I was a lesbian and asked if I had a girlfriend. I'm not, but that just confirmed to me why I shouldn't go out with him. The dude seemed so self-absorbed that he assumed that me specifically turning him down must've meant I was gay lol. He wasn't bad looking either, I just genuinely wasn't interested. Not everyone is constantly looking for a relationship or whatever and is fine with being single at the moment.
@hunterlg13
@hunterlg13 Жыл бұрын
Not many people could believe in this... Especially not giant ego males who need an object to fill their needs... Sorry to spread my pessimism, I'm just very sexist towards males lol.
@CoverLuxe
@CoverLuxe Жыл бұрын
@@hunterlg13 It's true, there's so many bad guys out there and I've ran into my fair share of them, but I hope that one day we can all move away from sexism. Hate is still not the answer, it only makes more hate. I'm just pointing out something that I can relate to what Charlie was showing in the video. Hopefully it helps others see the way they shouldn't act.
@lieutenantlouie
@lieutenantlouie Жыл бұрын
“a *normal* guy with a *normal* approach” screams “I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A WEAPON”
@sage6708
@sage6708 Жыл бұрын
"Please let me join the US Air Force. I can totally be trusted around military aircraft"
@vancyboi162
@vancyboi162 Жыл бұрын
So basically dan bilzerian?
@andrewryan2928
@andrewryan2928 Жыл бұрын
"TRUST ME, I AM YOUR FRIEND!" -Rick Shades
@andrewryan2928
@andrewryan2928 Жыл бұрын
@@sage6708 i am very trustworthy and i should be trusted around nuclear weapons and javelins
@complimentbot7015
@complimentbot7015 Жыл бұрын
I am normal and can be trusted on school grounds
@CrystalBall-.-
@CrystalBall-.- Жыл бұрын
To his credit, this is the first dating guru I’ve ever seen acknowledge the existence of lesbians😂
@ferretyluv
@ferretyluv Жыл бұрын
Good point. This guy actually respects some women are lesbians and off limits. Baby steps.
@solarfreak1107
@solarfreak1107 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's sad to see how many of them think of lesbians as "experimenting" or doing it for for "attention" If someone tells me they are Lesbian, then they are Lesbian.
@shinkirisame7211
@shinkirisame7211 Жыл бұрын
Ź-ź--źźź-
@shinkirisame7211
@shinkirisame7211 Жыл бұрын
'--
@SilverKyria
@SilverKyria Жыл бұрын
@gary grep I agree with you, since the alternative is that she already has a boyfriend.
@midorinchan
@midorinchan Жыл бұрын
I love the pricing on the bonus options. Dude's really putting that psych degree to use by including 7 in every number.
@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607
@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 Жыл бұрын
You know damn well this guy is absolutely infuriating to be friends with. He’s the type to try & school a married man on why his marriage is suffering, even though he’s single.
@Dimas5
@Dimas5 Жыл бұрын
If she’s walking away from you the entire time you’re talking to her, she’s probably not interested.
@Phoenix.Sparkles
@Phoenix.Sparkles Жыл бұрын
Yea, that would fall under the category of chasing, which just leads to fight or flight response lol
@BeanutPutter01
@BeanutPutter01 Жыл бұрын
My dating advice is to not take dating advice, because if you treat love and relationships as a set of steps that you have to follow instead of doing things naturally, I find that things don’t work well.
@wildfire9280
@wildfire9280 Жыл бұрын
No wait you don’t understand if I don’t have literally every breathe and every step I make illustrated in vivid detail for every woman in existence I will never find love it’s impossible (/s)
@cactusman7661
@cactusman7661 Жыл бұрын
If i dont listen to your advice am in the right or in the wrong
@RdTrpBrgr
@RdTrpBrgr Жыл бұрын
@@cactusman7661 yes
@asliceofcheese9989
@asliceofcheese9989 Жыл бұрын
High school relationships in a nutshell:
@karami8844
@karami8844 Жыл бұрын
Yup.
@luigi-dr9nu
@luigi-dr9nu Жыл бұрын
I actually met my gf through Facebook dating, and she’s the most amazing thing to ever happen to me. I plan on proposing later this year when our finances are in better order
@coffintears5821
@coffintears5821 Жыл бұрын
Aw, how sweet im happy for both of you! Hope she says yes.
@sweatyslapfight7900
@sweatyslapfight7900 Жыл бұрын
Congrats!
@michaelsnyman2800
@michaelsnyman2800 Жыл бұрын
Damn you love to hear it. Congrats man
@AnimeOtakuFan
@AnimeOtakuFan Жыл бұрын
Aww, that’s really sweet. I met my boyfriend on Facebook dating as well, and it’s going really well. Hope she says yes 🎉
@ninesrae8272
@ninesrae8272 Жыл бұрын
hope she says yes! :)
@remygallardo7364
@remygallardo7364 Жыл бұрын
His opening line, "There's something about you that really caught my attention" is the exact same verbage I was taught during a summer job I spent trying to sell god damn windows to home owners going door to door. I imagine the success rate is exactly the same, too.
@AngryReptileKeeper
@AngryReptileKeeper Жыл бұрын
If I heard that from some rando on the street, my first two assumptions would be that they're either trying to get in my pants, or sell me something.
@thatxdamnxgirl7416
@thatxdamnxgirl7416 4 ай бұрын
*knock knock knock* (door opens) Patrick: "I love you" *door slam*
@ladistar
@ladistar 2 ай бұрын
Ahahahhahahaha damn brutal lmaoooo, what was your closing rate, 1-2%
@MsNoPixel
@MsNoPixel Жыл бұрын
I’ll never get tired of Charlie’s straight faced sarcastic dry humor, it legit kills me every time.
@jellyspook9548
@jellyspook9548 Жыл бұрын
"dry humor" implies the existence of wet humor
@retro4962
@retro4962 Жыл бұрын
Moist humor
@leokinvig6368
@leokinvig6368 Жыл бұрын
@@jellyspook9548 water you talking about ?
@TheDavidish
@TheDavidish Жыл бұрын
@@retro4962 Silly that the moist man has the dry humor
@chacho2006
@chacho2006 Жыл бұрын
@@jellyspook9548bro thinks he’s a philosopher 💀
@Osmosis909
@Osmosis909 Жыл бұрын
I had a friend who would hang around outside the ladies toilet in a bar and ask them when they came out “Have you had a nice poo?”, strangely enough this never worked out well for him and he never quite understood that hanging around outside a ladies toilet is just creepy af. He’s still single.
@wildfire9280
@wildfire9280 Жыл бұрын
…did you ever tell him off?
@felizen
@felizen Жыл бұрын
How
@NoThanksnothanks
@NoThanksnothanks Жыл бұрын
Hey, it must have worked once.
@Brave_SJ
@Brave_SJ Жыл бұрын
Alright, but to be fair, the one girl that does work on is a keeper.
@Sisidiehebwi
@Sisidiehebwi Жыл бұрын
you must be lying no way hes single my go to pick up line is did the poo feel nice? and im a international playboy
@Lenape_Lady
@Lenape_Lady Жыл бұрын
IF A GIRL SAYS “MAYBE” when you’re in her face while she was minding her business in public cause you popped out from behind her….SHE IS NERVOUS AND ANXIOUS and just said that to not hurt your feelings or to get away from you safely. JFC how he didn’t pick up on her body language and nervous inflection immediately when he has a “psychology” degree is insane.
@arjunholmie
@arjunholmie Жыл бұрын
Or she just might mean "maybe" lol. Like a "do you feel like watching this movie that has 6/10 stars?" maybe. Unless you're speaking with experience, in which case you're shitting on a guy who does the same thing as you. I know Im in trollsville rn but jeez can you at least try not being so cringe with your terrible logic?
@simonhakon3447
@simonhakon3447 Жыл бұрын
@@arjunholmie They love to say 'no' means 'no', but as soon its some other word, the logic disappears. The level of bs is insane.
@20dabarr58
@20dabarr58 Жыл бұрын
​@@simonhakon3447 i was taught no means no, as well as yes means yes. There is no 'grey area' to consent. If you don't get clear, explicit consent, park your brakes
@simonhakon3447
@simonhakon3447 Жыл бұрын
@@20dabarr58 then go report his dating guru to police then, quick quick. What are you waiting for 🤡🤡🤡? Go buy a ticket plane to LA, he lives there. Go there and report him. See how that goes for you. I am sure police will arrest him and I am sure you won't embarrass yourself 🤡🤡🤡
@meistereder9135
@meistereder9135 4 ай бұрын
​@@20dabarr58 taught by who? Women? Lmao buddy
@Pandulse123
@Pandulse123 Жыл бұрын
Here's some dating advice: be clean lmao. I knew someone who had bad oral hygiene. Our group at the time had to push him into brushing his teeth. He also had to be convinced to have a basic skincare routine to have healthier skin. Acne isn't bad but intentionally picking your skin won't help.
@chairpants
@chairpants Жыл бұрын
Apparently more than half of people i know have terrible breath.
@yourmum955
@yourmum955 Жыл бұрын
If something is there to be picked at, I'm picking at it until it is no longer pick atable
@painunending4610
@painunending4610 Жыл бұрын
I knew a dude who never brushed his teeth and they apparently had 'crust' on them He still got laid
@AM-cm2kj
@AM-cm2kj Жыл бұрын
"Just be clean bro"
@michaelsnyman2800
@michaelsnyman2800 Жыл бұрын
@@painunending4610 prolly no strings attached laid. Hygiene is incredibly important, it displays basic self care and discipline
@fycat
@fycat Жыл бұрын
An obvious note: If she's saying stuff like "yeah, maybe, haha" she isn't into you, she's just trying to make the conversation end so you stop creeping on her and she can enjoy her night without fear of you getting aggressive. Ask me how I know.
@CoolDudeNumeroUno
@CoolDudeNumeroUno Жыл бұрын
Ok May I ask how you know?
@allenbocephus
@allenbocephus Жыл бұрын
@@CoolDudeNumeroUno I would have thought that was obvious... 😉
@asum7213
@asum7213 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely, it's the costumer service fake laugh that they don't pick up on.
@HeartTribe
@HeartTribe Жыл бұрын
Yeah maybe, haha
@FukaiKokoro
@FukaiKokoro Жыл бұрын
I actually appreciate when guys are quick and to the point. At the store this guy came up to me and straight up said " you're super pretty and I figured I'd just give it a shot and ask you out on a date." I have a partner so I said sorry I'm in a relationship. And he responded normally with something like oh sorry! And I was like np and it ended. Less than a minute of time and no awkwardness. It was extremely plesent and I was flattered. That's how it's done. You just need confidence and not get weird when it doesn't go your way.
@theinteractive_9462
@theinteractive_9462 Жыл бұрын
“The worst thing she can say is no “ Her: “ew”
@AngryReptileKeeper
@AngryReptileKeeper Жыл бұрын
Her: "Lol!"
@thegamersfaction6343
@thegamersfaction6343 2 ай бұрын
A friend of mine went after this girl and she ran away💀
@raredreams217
@raredreams217 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when you mentioned Facebook Dating. I made a profile out of curiosity back in 2020, and now I'm married! Lol
@skidlick7842
@skidlick7842 Жыл бұрын
I hate to admit that fb dating actually got me a date over tinder.
@hello.hello_
@hello.hello_ Жыл бұрын
The more dating gurus or any online guru loses the more humanity as a whole wins
@yadithegeek
@yadithegeek Жыл бұрын
@MSMEG IX Shut up
@hello.hello_
@hello.hello_ Жыл бұрын
@msmeggacha7701 the funny thing is techno would probably find it funny that people are trying to use his death for money
@LtCdrXander
@LtCdrXander Жыл бұрын
That's true, unless they're an actual guru in the original sense of the word, but in most cases online, it's mostly just these crappy dating gurus and "make $20,000,000,000 a second by doing nothing" losers. They're so annoying.
@muntthedubious_9308
@muntthedubious_9308 Жыл бұрын
@Don't Read My Profile Picture there is a bomb in your mailbox
@hahayuck2169
@hahayuck2169 Жыл бұрын
@MSMEG IX What the fuck man?
@ADreamerWithAPen
@ADreamerWithAPen Жыл бұрын
Dating gurus are hilarious bc they're never actually happily married or anything and they're rarely even generally likeable
@ddduuunnnggg
@ddduuunnnggg Жыл бұрын
They mostly just dumb down women to a generic stereotype and try to score as fast as possible. From what I've seen it seems mostly about getting quick sex, not about how to find someone you're compatible with
@gobalbucs
@gobalbucs Жыл бұрын
@@ddduuunnngggObviously this isn’t about finding compatible partners. Most men don’t want a relationship-they want easy sex. Men are hardwired for that; it’s women that usually want to settle down. Men don’t have to deal with pregnancy, so they lose nothing by “pumping and dumping”, whereas women often get stuck with the result. It’s only natural for women to want the guy to stick around once that happens, and it’s only natural for men to prefer spreading their seed rather than stay in one spot.
@Just_Reading_Comments
@Just_Reading_Comments Жыл бұрын
@Emma what a sad, sad way to look at people. Not to mention outdated and stereotypical. There are lots of women who want non committed, casual sex and there’s plenty of men who want to settle down in a monogamous committed relationship with one person. Men are not “hardwired” for casual sex, nor can you say they all want to “spread their seed”. While yes the woman often ends up being “stuck” with the “result” of having sex that doesn’t mean she “wants” the man to stick around for any other reason than taking up his share of the responsibility. It takes two to create that result, both should be held accountable.
@javiazar
@javiazar Жыл бұрын
Nobody is happily married
@stefbaws
@stefbaws Жыл бұрын
Are u describing ur moisty life?
@christopherbuccheri6435
@christopherbuccheri6435 Жыл бұрын
Literally: all it takes to get a date (or just have good relationships with others in general) is to be secure with yourself. Have a solid, healthy self-concept. Healthy boundaries. Take genuine interest in others. That's it y'all.
@jeremiahcarraway6419
@jeremiahcarraway6419 Жыл бұрын
Dumbest idea I have ever heard. If u are average or below average finding a relationship that benefits you is going to be hell.
@christopherbuccheri6435
@christopherbuccheri6435 Жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahcarraway6419 How do you know this?
@sambanks9670
@sambanks9670 Жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahcarraway6419maybe if men were like women they would get dates. men are the most disgusting things on the planet yet think they deserve something so bad. if a woman is ugly like how i am i just try to love myself. dress how i want, do makeup. so many guys say they don’t love themselves and think they are ugly YET DO NOTHING BUT COMPLAIN. and y’all hate women anyway why go after us just for sex. y’all be fake and even kill us for saying no and want to be mad at women for shit men caused
@hunterlg13
@hunterlg13 Жыл бұрын
"Yeah, but being myself is hard and doesn't give me instant gratification, therefore I need to obtain answers from these 'authorities' on the subject". I think one "cheat" that people don't realize is to turn one's personality into their own schtick. That way, it feels like a comedic routine instead of putting forth vulnerabilities of one's own (stinky risk)
@uuh4yj43
@uuh4yj43 Жыл бұрын
​@@jeremiahcarraway6419 look around u, so many ugly guys are in long term relationships with beautiful and successful women, it really isnt about looks most of the time
@bunnyultima1875
@bunnyultima1875 Жыл бұрын
"Smart. Trustworthy. Attractive" and 100% legitimate convo screenshots from the guy who just admitted to paying for a bot boost on all of his dating app profiles and having photoshopped pictures. With pick up lines like his, I'm hoping his book comes with a free fedora with proof of purchase if they attend his meet ups.
@retrokoh
@retrokoh Жыл бұрын
I'll buy the fucking fedora for sure. Screw the rest of the offer, just gimme the tacky hat.
@isaacm4159
@isaacm4159 Жыл бұрын
Bot boost or Tinder Boost?
@jordanj9564
@jordanj9564 Жыл бұрын
To be far, he said he “bought boosts” not “bot boost”, confusing because they were talking about “bots” like five seconds earlier in the video
@DvDick
@DvDick Жыл бұрын
You can't blame the guy for that though. The apps themselves literally won't give you any result unless you pay and have a perfectly curated profile (as a man). I still blame him for choosing to use those apps, the more people use them, the shittiest the dating scene becomes.
@AgentOrangeJuice
@AgentOrangeJuice Жыл бұрын
M'lady
@PlaylistGeneral
@PlaylistGeneral Жыл бұрын
I'm on the spectrum and even I have always noticed how **profoundly uncomfortable** the women are in these kinds of videos. They're acting kind and smiling because they're unsure if they're about to be assaulted and are doing their best to de-escalate the situation by seeming both kind and busy. Unless these men are more autistic than me, they know exactly the situation they're putting these women in. Just go to parties, meet people, treat women like you would your male friends. It's not hard! Even I can do it!
@jackmckeown7601
@jackmckeown7601 Жыл бұрын
I think with these kind of people it's due to being isolated and lacking social experience. They struggle talking to anyone and making friends let alone partners. I knew a guy who was raised by a sexist mom, went to an all boys school and never socialised until he got to uni. And he started spewing everything Andrew Tate said. And then he wondered why no one likes him, especially girls.
@tortillachips3911
@tortillachips3911 Жыл бұрын
mood
@_hi_pwr
@_hi_pwr Жыл бұрын
Craft a Supreme playlist for the people you care for
@dr00g35
@dr00g35 Жыл бұрын
Even when I was a socially stunted teenager (got a lot better now as an adult) I always understood these kinds of things. These guys are so pathetic honestly..
@MyDuckSaysFucc
@MyDuckSaysFucc Жыл бұрын
I appreciate this. I tend to make up excuses for weird dudes like this “maybe he has a disability or lacks social skills” nope usually it’s entitlement and lack of empathy.
@ryancurry5376
@ryancurry5376 Жыл бұрын
I love how cologne advise is never a standard tip with Gurus. It really helps with confidence and overall interactions.
@T8USD
@T8USD Жыл бұрын
No it doesn't. That's most stupid piece of advice I've ever heard. What helps with (true) confidence is approaching women and getting rejected, ONLY, not some bullshit outside factors (cologne, alcohol, drugs, parties). Your directness and bluntness helps with overall interactions, nothing else. Sorry to break it down for you. Please don't give any more advices.
@ryancurry5376
@ryancurry5376 Жыл бұрын
@@T8USD I’m sorry your personal experience with fragrances has been negative. But for most people it is an integral part of who they choose to be/how they present themselves. For those who can efficiently use fragrances to better their interactions it’s a great tool. I’m speaking from my own personal experience but I appreciate your opinion on the subject.
@T8USD
@T8USD Жыл бұрын
@@ryancurry5376 I am using fragrance myself. Of course it's an integral part of how they chose to present themselves. But it has nothing to do with confidence increase of any sort (referring to your original comment) I am comparing it to alcohol or literally any outside factor which MAY build up fake confidence. If you received any additional confidence while wearing cologne, sorry to break it down for you but those are not valid confidence points. Same as if you would be approaching under the influence. It's an outside factor and therefore any confidence you think you might have while having fragrance/under the influence is completely invalid and should not be used as a reference point. A man earns confidence points by approaching women and being direct and blunt about it and by getting rejected numerous times. You can wear fragrance, but that shouldn't be a critical component for your confidence. Not even as an add-on to an already existing confidence you may have while approaching women. That's my two cents about it.
@ryancurry5376
@ryancurry5376 Жыл бұрын
@@T8USD I respect that.
@T8USD
@T8USD Жыл бұрын
@@ryancurry5376 Thank you very much Sir
@mrjdavidt
@mrjdavidt Жыл бұрын
I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my little brothers and younger men at work- Everyone is talking about “how to get women” what ever happened to having a crush on a specific woman? It’s like some young men are just trying to appeal to everyone. If you don’t have a woman that you’re actually interested in, why are you trying to date anyway? Shouldn’t you be focusing on something else? Like what good does it do you as a man to just go out blind and then not even know the qualities that you want in a woman? Once you’re living as your true self and continuously working on yourself you’ll naturally start to find the women that are right for you.
@Lore98897
@Lore98897 Жыл бұрын
They all treat like getting a girl is like a god tier difficulty mission 💀💀.
@bruhman5829
@bruhman5829 Жыл бұрын
i think a lot of guys have warped their priorities so badly that they psyop themselves into a fake choice - either be a lonely loser piece of shit or a cool successful awesome guy who has a gf to the point they view getting a girlfriend as the one thing that will make their life worthwhile
@ea_naseer
@ea_naseer Жыл бұрын
General Payton: Alright listen up. Lieutenant Salvo we heard you were single, in need of bed warming. Nights been mighty cold for that alpha body of yours. {Other soldiers laugh} Salvo: Yes sir. General: Well Lieitenant Salvo, Today's the day you get what you deserve. At 2000 the mission begins. Simple, tactical and deadly. The first lady who isn't dressed like a nun is your target. Nuns are the bad eggs in the omelet. We don't need such distractions. Next you follow her for a while, pick up the speed if she isn't near you and when you are close you give her the payload. The key is C-O-M-P-L-I-M-E-N-T-S. The boys back at Washington have run the numbers. Said it's the closest way to getting your cold bed warm. Don't disappoint me Salvo. Salvo: Yes sir. General: Alright move out.
@brontebell7748
@brontebell7748 Жыл бұрын
@@bruhman5829 yeah because they view women as something to acquire (trophy if you will lol) and not just another person like them self
@hastur-thekinginyellow8115
@hastur-thekinginyellow8115 Жыл бұрын
@@bruhman5829 I agree with this sentiment, but would like to further add that this seems to be a result of the effect of an extremely interconnected - yet very socially distant (and I mean even before COVID) 21st Century society. Think about it, we live in a world where the internet has granted us the ability to remain connected with various social circles literally twenty four hours a day, a type of communication network that has never before been seen through human history. Yet at the same time, loneliness coalescing with depression (for both men and women, because as much as people like to think it's only men that go through this, it's not, even if it may be to a lesser extent) has never been more of a problem throughout our history. To pretend that there is no connection between these two things is to be willfully blind. What I feel we need to be doing is looking for a way to bridge the gap somehow. I won't deny that this issue is primarily a Millennials and Zoomers issue, but it remains an issue our generations need to deal with all the same. Interconnectability has come great lengths, but meaningful human interaction has more or less fallen by the wayside.
@hastur-thekinginyellow8115
@hastur-thekinginyellow8115 Жыл бұрын
@@brontebell7748 Not all of them are like this. Just like there are men who do actually generalize women, this statement is also a generalization of the very same sort.
@Intendeduse1
@Intendeduse1 Жыл бұрын
I've found that not treating women like prey is a pretty good way to go 👍👍
@Pineapple-lr4pq
@Pineapple-lr4pq Жыл бұрын
I love how Charlie exposes the worst and best stuff. Like, seriously. I think, instead of dating apps, how about just throwing your coffee on somebody and say sorry. Story of my life, dude.
@ItsJustValHere
@ItsJustValHere Жыл бұрын
8:38 If a girl says "Oh, uhm... maybe" like that is fair to think they are not interested, but want to avoid conflict just in case and/or couldn't think of an excuse.
@ma_junia
@ma_junia Жыл бұрын
Softening the blow yeah. Can't tell if the dude will take it badly. It sucks because there's a lot of shy women who will genuinely be interested but give off uninterested signals
@sh0werp0wer
@sh0werp0wer 4 ай бұрын
This comment section is like a collection of terrible takes on cold approaches by people who've never done or witnessed a cold approach in their life. When women aren't interested, they'll say "Sorry, I have a boyfriend", "Sorry, I have to go somewhere" or "Sorry, I'm not interested". 99% of the time it's the first one, because it's incredibly safe and easy. If you're doing a very direct cold approach where you state your intent as early as possible, what you're hoping for is some version of "maybe" which is an invitation to keep engaging - attractive women aren't going to jump your bone within 10 seconds of meeting. If your intent is to say that you're not interested, and to end the interaction, it makes absolutely no sense to give an ambiguous answer which leaves the conversation wide open without even an off-ramp. Your brain is so scrambled from lapping up Charlie's demonstrably erroneous narrative on this guy that you think is how a conversation goes: Him: "Can I take you out for coffee?" Her: "Maybe" Him: "Ok, bye"
@allisaj8866
@allisaj8866 Жыл бұрын
I got dumped by a cheater last month and I don’t regret that relationship because that sack of bastard showed me your channel and I’m so glad to be here
@dorkydragon5055
@dorkydragon5055 Жыл бұрын
Upgrades 👍
@numberswithmeaning
@numberswithmeaning Жыл бұрын
Go girl go 🏃‍♀️
@OGbluetooth_
@OGbluetooth_ Жыл бұрын
ayy lmao, let's go 😂
@ToiletCleaner666
@ToiletCleaner666 Жыл бұрын
@MSMEG IX I like how your being ignored
@macedaking
@macedaking Жыл бұрын
You’ve been moist-pilled
@errettfitchett2463
@errettfitchett2463 Жыл бұрын
If you have alot of experience dating, that also means you have no experience in a committed relationship. The goal is to spend as little time as possible in the "dating" zone.
@owenstevens7151
@owenstevens7151 Жыл бұрын
well depends on semantics. Some would disagree with your definition of dating. Being in a relationship can be considered ongoing dating. As for meeting people, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Especially if you are looking for something specific and not just any old somebody.
@personmcdudeguy
@personmcdudeguy Жыл бұрын
not my goal. lol
@gvd72
@gvd72 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but what if I want 5 girlfriends at once?
@austinbatton4849
@austinbatton4849 Жыл бұрын
@@personmcdudeguy you have 0 game I’d change that quick before you die alone and a guy who has to pay for sex
@shonthacreator6146
@shonthacreator6146 Жыл бұрын
@@gvd72 Solution: Go to Afganistan
@tazziplissken
@tazziplissken Жыл бұрын
Referring the buying boosts on dating apps as "pay to win" is now in my vocabulary forever lol
@ScottDownRight
@ScottDownRight Жыл бұрын
I tapped into the pick-up scene many years ago and it helped me meet my current wife. It more or less helped me with my awkward social skills more than approaching women.
@firefly2647
@firefly2647 Жыл бұрын
Okay so maybe there are some people out there that would be flattered by a stranger telling them they're the most beautiful person they've ever seen (or something similar), but personally, that's coming on WAY too strong.
@allenbocephus
@allenbocephus Жыл бұрын
Not to mention it is most likely a lie... your average person is never going to be the most beautiful person you've ever seen. It takes getting to know someone and finding things about their personality that you find attractive to put them at the top of the scale.
@hamchurger4566
@hamchurger4566 Жыл бұрын
@@allenbocephus idk why you just went with "its most likely a lie"
@the1stmetalhead
@the1stmetalhead Жыл бұрын
@@allenbocephus mate beauty is subjective. For someone that person could truly be the most beautiful he/she ever encountered in their life.
@avatorres5371
@avatorres5371 Жыл бұрын
I've been told that a few times in my life. It's really sweet and not scary at all as long as it's genuine
@austinbatton4849
@austinbatton4849 Жыл бұрын
@@avatorres5371 nah that shits weird and corny lol
@lajoieurmom6011
@lajoieurmom6011 Жыл бұрын
People who give dating advices while not having a stable one themselves are just cringe. 💀 Edit: Didn't mean to start a war in the comments. What I meant was that if you can't FOLLOW your own dating advice on for example "how keep a man" then why you giving other people advice on it. I also understand that a lot people who are single have great dating advice.
@valkyriesgaming1808
@valkyriesgaming1808 Жыл бұрын
I mean, they know how to date, not how to stablish a long term relationship /s
@sigmamale4147
@sigmamale4147 Жыл бұрын
Thats a dumb comment
@solsburyhill
@solsburyhill Жыл бұрын
@@sigmamale4147 no it isn’t lmao
@GokuSolosAnime
@GokuSolosAnime Жыл бұрын
@@sigmamale4147 ur name is sigma male no one takes u srs
@TheAnonapersons
@TheAnonapersons Жыл бұрын
im horny.. who wants to date me send me a pm over youtube a/s/l , hot girls only
@avqc954
@avqc954 Жыл бұрын
Imagine how hyped up he was driving home after getting that clip picking up that girl
@juliee593
@juliee593 Жыл бұрын
What always kills me is that some guys are willing to pay for this bs thinking they'll learn anything, instead of listening to women's experiences and perspectives for free
@hunterlg13
@hunterlg13 Жыл бұрын
"It's my needs that matter though" Therefore, listening is useless. I'm wondering why both partners needs can't be important?
@juliee593
@juliee593 Жыл бұрын
@@hunterlg13 I never said anything about needs?
@hunterlg13
@hunterlg13 Жыл бұрын
@@juliee593 Listening is filling another person's needs. Sorry, lol. My communication is very sub optimal.
@juliee593
@juliee593 Жыл бұрын
@@hunterlg13 I don't think you understood what I meant in my comment. Let me rephrase it: It's stupid that many men pay for bs "dating advice" from scammers because they want to learn about women, when simply talking to women would teach them all they want to know and much more, and they wouldn't have to pay anything.
@hunterlg13
@hunterlg13 Жыл бұрын
@@juliee593 Oh right. Yeah, I see that. I just brought up something that my brain connected from that that isn't especially important.
@tommyz6848
@tommyz6848 Жыл бұрын
Truly this is a *NO MAIDENS* moment.
@bruhman5829
@bruhman5829 Жыл бұрын
@MSMEG IX silence yourself now obnoxious automaton; you are maidenless!
@MourningCoffeeMusic
@MourningCoffeeMusic Жыл бұрын
I wonder if dating gurus ever date each other, or that they would cancel each other out.
@shanemcdaniels
@shanemcdaniels Жыл бұрын
Real recognize real
@MiroNyholm-mj7hd
@MiroNyholm-mj7hd 6 ай бұрын
Ey.
@gamingmemz455
@gamingmemz455 Жыл бұрын
Literally got an ad for one of those at the start of the video
@_1Sentry1_
@_1Sentry1_ Жыл бұрын
Theres a thought process i find helpful when meeting someone new or attempting to get a date. That thought is "this person is not a tiger." They cant eat or hurt you, the worse that can happen is that they say no. Thats harmless, once you remove the stress of the situation and don't put them on a pedestal talking relaxing and flirting becomes about as easy as breathing. Apart from that remember your manners don't be a dick keep an open mind and make sure you can have a laugh with them and you'll be fine. Talk to them like a human not a mission you trying to complete. Once i had this down lady friends would often point out how easy i was to talk to/flirt or banter and laugh with and i didn't even notice i was doing it. Its not rocket science. Also read the room, walking up to total strangers trying to sound like romeo while they're obviously trying to do their job or get on with their day isn't gonna help anyone.
@j4nk3n
@j4nk3n Жыл бұрын
Don't be yourself, be how the guru tells you to be! That way when the mask eventually slips because its hard to pretend to be something your not for any extended period it will be even more awkward and hilarious 🤣 😂
@metalrockstarizer89
@metalrockstarizer89 Жыл бұрын
Ngl but people in the hood act like this way too much which is getting everyone killed because of stupid mindsets like this
@the1stmetalhead
@the1stmetalhead Жыл бұрын
But be yourself is just lazy advice. Dr K, NotSoErudite and Destiny, QOVES give much better dating advice.
@xjohntheone
@xjohntheone Жыл бұрын
name 1 time where the dude in this video told you to be something you're not. in any case, Be yourself is cringe advice.
@CrystalRose1111
@CrystalRose1111 Жыл бұрын
Be a respectful, considerate version of yourself. If that’s fake to you, you have some inner demons to deal with before trying to date.
@matejm9806
@matejm9806 Жыл бұрын
But what if being yourself means being too shy to talk to girls? Like you need to go against your natural instincts. Be yourself is an advice for date.
@ratrat9241
@ratrat9241 Жыл бұрын
as a woman, every time i see one of these guys describe how to get a date, i’m either horrified, confused, or both. usually both.
@nikhilkoganti
@nikhilkoganti Жыл бұрын
Then they also start off their sentences with "most guys don't realize blah blah..." making people think they're getting ahead of the league or something.
@Brass319
@Brass319 Жыл бұрын
Not sure if any of it is *supposed* to work on guys as well but it sure wouldn't, I'd pretend to be straight in response most likely
@jordanjoestar-turniptruck
@jordanjoestar-turniptruck Жыл бұрын
@@Brass319 they're so focused on traditional gender roles, I think you're safe, at least in that regard 😂
@nick1752
@nick1752 Жыл бұрын
Based. They and their approach are very disliked by actual girls. Like. I don't know what kind of mental gymnastics bois need to use to think that this kind of behaviour will be accepted and treated as normal. They are cringe and predatory af. They are not treating any woman as an individual. Maybe even if an initial connection will click, it'd be a dead end anyway.
@mustbetheSUN
@mustbetheSUN Жыл бұрын
I met one of these during a zoom class, as my student. They were practising how to talk in the past tense with the topic of their teenage years (spanish class). The guy was in a breakout room with me and at least four other women and he goes "I'd tell my younger self that women like bad guys, he could have had so many of them if he had been more aggressive". There was an awkward silence and the others, poor saints, kinda laughed it off and tried to convince him that while some girls do like the bad boy trope, it will all depend on the girl, and you can't be always playing the part. They even mentioned their types (I think in hopes of keeping this as a funny convo) but he just... Wouldn't listen. He even said something like "you say that but evidence proves that what women really want is different". With four women there literally telling him what they wanted. It's extremely confusing.
@ernestmendez5487
@ernestmendez5487 Жыл бұрын
Here's the real advice, which overlaps quite a bit with making friends in general. Vibes are everything because they transcend words. In other words, as the old adage says: the best way to not get along with others is by being ill at ease with yourself. So you really need to learn to properly love yourself (because how can you properly love anyone else if you dont even know how to love yourself?). Even if it means creating ways to love yourself: like habitually doing hobbies that you love, pursuing childhood dreams, doing things to make mirrors more kind to you; basically, doing things that keep your spirit alive. Then, when you're finally comfortable in your own skin, everyone will know it. Without words. Be candid. Be kind. Maintain good hygiene and wear clothes that fit you, and aren't shabby. And the key to being a great conversationalist is being a great listener. That is all for now.
@T8USD
@T8USD Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but you're wrong here as that is only your subjective view of what an "ideal" male would look. Frankly for every woman it's quite different that's why if you change how you look or whether you keep your hygiene good or not, whether you wear some fancy-schmancy clothes, that doesn't change the outcome of whether a girl will reject you or be receptive. It's a numbers game. If there's 100 women in the room and 7 would exchange numbers with me with the way I dress, look and present myself right now. That number doesn't go drastically up or down if there is a change to my appearance. You only filter yourself for women which have different standards. Also, you're most comfortable when you're in your comfort zone. That's not a way to go on and approach. Approaching women really gets you out of your comfort zone and no just by being comfortable, inside your world without saying anything will get you nowhere. And if by some chance a man manages to find a girl that way, that's pure luck. I would say there's a 0.0001% of that ever happening.
@ernestmendez5487
@ernestmendez5487 Жыл бұрын
@EscapeT8 Matrix my main point, was that desperation and insecurity and self-negligence are the most unattractive things on the planet. And no, you don't necessarily need to straight cold approach. If you're at a place where people want to meet, women will make themselves available to you if they're actually interested (sorry to say, but women are quite superior socially, and will have already scanned the room and have taken a list, before you realize it, if they're on the prowl). In other words, if they're bold, they'll meet your eye. But stares aren't everything. They might simply move somewhere close by so that you won't have to work too hard to meet them. And if you are talking to them, their eyes will tell you everything you want to know. And, on the surface level, it's not about what you say, but how you say it. And unfortunately, art is simply not a science. And that's all I will say for now.
@T8USD
@T8USD Жыл бұрын
​While I agree on your main point. Desperation, neediness, insecurity is a complete turn off for a woman. If woman is in a place where she expects an approach ("place where people want to meet"), the approach itself is not impressive to her. Because she is anticipating it already. I've approached thousands of women, the less a woman was expecting an approach (0% or close to 0%) the more she was impressed with the approach. Which is not the goal but I'm just making a point. I want to argue a point that cold and bold approach is most definitely a way to go. Reason being not because a woman you approach will necessarily like boldness or directness, that's not relevant and in man's eyes it simply does not matter what you, her, your friend I approach thinks about it. It's because it builds my confidence and nothing else matters. Getting a girl's number, taking her on a date and spending time dating her is just an extra. Like I said, the way you present yourself directly filters out who you'll pair with. The reason why directness, cold and blunt approach are a necessity for a man's approach is because it builds undeniable confidence over constant and constant approaching. I agree it has nothing to do what you initially say as long as you say it confidently and with intention.
@jeremyevans710
@jeremyevans710 8 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you added "over the age of 18" in there 😅😂
@impishlyit9780
@impishlyit9780 Жыл бұрын
I second a lot of what Charlie says. Be normal around people, crack safe jokes that you actually find funny, and share your passion for your favorite things in life and plenty of people (male, female, or any other gender) will enjoy being around you. That's how you get dates. By being chill and fun to be around.
@backlawa7527
@backlawa7527 Жыл бұрын
@Penguinz_05_ :o
@andrewryan3084
@andrewryan3084 Жыл бұрын
Personally, i would say to be socially appropriate for the occasion and not be a creep, that will get you laid faster than the BS these pick up artists are peddling.
@zimbu_
@zimbu_ Жыл бұрын
That's good advice. I would also add that being honest about your feelings when you find someone really lovely is often a good course of action.
@bittiebee
@bittiebee Жыл бұрын
Can confirm, this is how I fell in love with my husband. He just acted like a normal person, and treated me as another human being worthy of respect. He never made any romantic moves towards me until it was clear we were both ready to move in that direction. Being geniune and just treating other people as your equal is WAY more effective than whatever BS pickup artists try to sell to desperate men.
@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463
@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 Жыл бұрын
@@MrKuemmelbrot Enbi people exist though.
@epidemicmagick
@epidemicmagick Жыл бұрын
Since my company seems to have attracted a lot of "businesses" with this sales tactic, I can tell you most of them are just one or two people taking out a loan, hiring someone to "write" a book on their behalf (where most of the book will actually have a mishmash of psychology, philosophy and the "authors" life story sprinkled around in a loosely connected fashion) and set up a website where they peddle that stuff. It's the same for pickup artists, sex gurus, self-help gurus, "specialized" psychology experts, etc. Most of them just try it out for a couple of years and try to bank on the charisma, but usually have no idea on how to run a business, so they just waste the money and end up with returning to daily jobs while paying out that bank loan, and keeping the lights on at a minimal level on what then becomes a very stagnant side hustle.
@bruhman5829
@bruhman5829 Жыл бұрын
that explains a lot. no wonder this stuff is so vapid and poorly thought through
@7yep4336dfgvvh
@7yep4336dfgvvh Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately this pathetic dating guru crap is nowehere near as lucrative as onlyfans. Anyway, male losers are a perpetual cash cow for ethots. Sleezy pick up artists try to get in on the act but can't hope to compete
@AngryReptileKeeper
@AngryReptileKeeper Жыл бұрын
This is why I don't buy into anything labeled as "self-help."
@raybarrows4418
@raybarrows4418 Жыл бұрын
If I want 5 dates in one day I would just walk outside in my moist esports gear
@jennyglynn-va
@jennyglynn-va Жыл бұрын
They say love is a game but damn these guys take it way too literally
@mrconfusion87
@mrconfusion87 9 ай бұрын
They treat sex like pro athletes treat sports! 🤣🤣🤣
@Gabi-dd7bq
@Gabi-dd7bq Жыл бұрын
I love how he is constantly reminding us about the semental he is, and how he could steal physically and metaphorically, any women’s heart. That totally doesn’t scream “insecure”.
@sizno1760
@sizno1760 Жыл бұрын
Now that you mentioned, he kinda looks like Jesse Pinkman.
@Flesh_Wizard
@Flesh_Wizard Жыл бұрын
Only I know how to steal hearts. I have a collection in my basement 😃
@77R_
@77R_ Жыл бұрын
@msmeggacha7701 there is something far worse than being a bot on KZfaq and that's replying with a bot comment and not even being counted as a reply. That's honestly hilarious.
@geoffreylincicome7298
@geoffreylincicome7298 Жыл бұрын
It doesn't scream insecure. It screams narcissist
@DB-sd3cw
@DB-sd3cw Жыл бұрын
Bih said semental
@rainerschwindler2596
@rainerschwindler2596 Жыл бұрын
I like how his advice is basically pretending to be a completely different human and don't be yourself. Just like any other dating guru. This will definitely never backlash on you...
@benester4225
@benester4225 Жыл бұрын
One of my numerous reminders that the internet is killing us slowly
@bruhman5829
@bruhman5829 Жыл бұрын
@MSMEG IX there’s the next reminder
@Levigumba
@Levigumba Жыл бұрын
"Just don't be weird" charlie must be speaking from experience
@tangotits
@tangotits Жыл бұрын
I fell asleep to this after watching those animated horror films, and my cousin just kept waking me up by jabbing my neck to scare me.
@joedog625
@joedog625 Жыл бұрын
Dating gurus are cringe
@demoman5864
@demoman5864 Жыл бұрын
@Don't Read Profile Photo _DONT TELL MY PARENTS IM THIS MUCH OF A LOSER ONLINE_
@Laxreviews
@Laxreviews Жыл бұрын
Cringe gurus are dating
@R_I-C_H
@R_I-C_H Жыл бұрын
Don’t read my username
@redfrog1628
@redfrog1628 Жыл бұрын
Don't read my- nah I'm just kidding I'm not a bot
@doubtfulhenry
@doubtfulhenry Жыл бұрын
Is water wet?
@johna.zoidberg3049
@johna.zoidberg3049 Жыл бұрын
"I can get 5 dates in one night." And 5 restraining order to go, please. 🤣
@PebblesPlays
@PebblesPlays Жыл бұрын
Facebook dating is actually pretty decent. Maybe not in the USA, because it's practically an "old people" app now. But in certain places in the world like in Southeast Asia for example, it's pretty effective because the general population still uses it. Plus it's completely free (except for the data you send Zucc the Lizard Man)
@yourefavoriteunholycultist5367
@yourefavoriteunholycultist5367 Жыл бұрын
I met my girlfriend through Facebook dating, and we’re happily 6 months in and counting.
@bittiebee
@bittiebee Жыл бұрын
Its how my uncle met his current fiance lol.
@justamanchimp
@justamanchimp Жыл бұрын
3:57 You see the guy blink here, as soon as penguin says "ohh god", it's the blink that indicates something ain't right, when people have something to hide they always show subtle little cues like that, not to say a blink always means someones lying, but it does mean their mind is somewhat elsewhere for whatever reason, or they're just blinking lol, it's super nuanced and subtle but when you know, you know, you will see this same expression everywhere when ever anyone is trying to BS you if you really are paying attention
@CitizenSoldier1987
@CitizenSoldier1987 9 ай бұрын
The "Tom Brady failed clone" got me 😂😂
@phonegamertv
@phonegamertv Жыл бұрын
"absolutely slaying vagina" happy to see Charlie with his usual halarious vocabulary 😂😂
@austinfiregaming9740
@austinfiregaming9740 Жыл бұрын
Charlie’s not just ranting, he’s our psychologist.
@thelegit969
@thelegit969 Жыл бұрын
Now that’s sad
@eno6712
@eno6712 Жыл бұрын
To bad psych has less than 1 percent peer review rate . And isn't classified as a real science .
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz Жыл бұрын
That implies you need help with dating gurus
@willvrtist
@willvrtist Жыл бұрын
9:12 that cut off was fucking amazing 😂😂
@jaxxma8539
@jaxxma8539 Жыл бұрын
7:30 line would give me the ick so fast it’s so robotic and got no class to it 😭☠️
@roni4398
@roni4398 Жыл бұрын
I'm a woman, and for some reason the idea of ever actually persuing a guy who initiated contact via approaching me on the street sounds... terrifying? The way I've always known solid relationships to form is usually via mutual friends, or hanging out with a group of people and randomly meeting a friend of a friend, or meeting them in school/college, at a dance class, or other hobby-related place? Because in this circumstances YOU KNOW you have something in common and can get an idea of what the other person is like. When you just approach them on the street you only somewhat-know their appearance, and if that's enough for you to initiate a date then you're probably not looking for something serious right?? Or am I just weird
@LeeEverett1
@LeeEverett1 Жыл бұрын
You're just weird. Before the smart phone era, people met all the damn time in random places like the grocery store, a park, or off the street. Only nowadays do we consider it "creepy" because we've normalized dating apps while making cold approaches taboo when it used to be the other way around.
@Lickmytoe
@Lickmytoe Жыл бұрын
Nah I agree with you, idgaf how people used to meet, if I'm out and about minding my business or with my friends I don't want some stranger coming up to me. And I wouldn't want to be with the sort of guy who thinks it's acceptable to go around bothering girls in public either.
@thewitchfindergeneral4015
@thewitchfindergeneral4015 Жыл бұрын
@@LeeEverett1 facts, I don’t understand why people think cold approach in itself is so wrong. The idea of it nerve racking? I can understand that but it being immoral is just a coping mechanism for guys who are too afraid to go and actually talk to girls
@LeeEverett1
@LeeEverett1 Жыл бұрын
@@Lickmytoe Then take yourself out of the dating pool. If you're shaming guys by saying that we're "bothering" you by simply saying hello then you've got issues and need therapy for your lack of social skills and how you view the opposite sex. What are men supposed to do? Women don't approach and most men don't stand a chance on dating apps or even at bars/clubs due to stiff competition in these places, so how is a normal guy supposed to ever date? Because every friend or boyfriend you've ever had was a stranger at one point.
@LeeEverett1
@LeeEverett1 Жыл бұрын
@@thewitchfindergeneral4015 Women are the only ones who think cold approaching is wrong. Majority of men don't stand a chance on dating apps or in the clubs, so they're either left with dating a coworker which is almost always a bad idea, or cold approach which men are now being shamed to do. I agree it's cope if a guy makes excuses, but to be fair alot of guys are so nervous with approaching due to hostile women trying to embarass or shame them for talking to her.
@RetardPwnage
@RetardPwnage Жыл бұрын
2:14 When he hears "facebook dating" and does the eyebrows in disgust, I honestly thought he was about to just turn off the pc and go to bed.
@Sickillj
@Sickillj Жыл бұрын
When you think you need a guru to help you get dates, you have already failed. 😩
@HeroKiro
@HeroKiro Жыл бұрын
Thats crazy. Watching this video, got an ad for a dating course.
@DragonHeart613
@DragonHeart613 Жыл бұрын
5:26 = "If I wanted to, I could've gotten alot more than just 5 dates" Uh Huh.
@meganmcdowell1161
@meganmcdowell1161 Жыл бұрын
As a woman over 18 i do have to confirm he has kissed every woman because he kissed me my mom my aunt and my grandma 😔
@g0blin333
@g0blin333 Жыл бұрын
He cant keep getting away with this😔😔
@coleG112
@coleG112 Жыл бұрын
The worst part is that interaction around 8:25 was like…actually relatively normal? Usually the "gurus" are the bane of my existence but he walked up, complimented, made a brief small talk, and then dismissed himself without overstaying the welcome, she kept self-agency to continue if she wanted to without him being overbearing? Am I absolutely insane for thinking that wasn't awful?
@coleG112
@coleG112 Жыл бұрын
Like the video as a whole was pretty cringe but that specific instance wasn't the worst example I've ever seen
@MrMejia187
@MrMejia187 Жыл бұрын
"Boots on ground, leaving the Jedi temple" I'm so dead
@unit38421
@unit38421 Жыл бұрын
Let me get this straight. His businessplan is people paying him for telling them to go on dating apps and try to get matches?
@Calorisimo
@Calorisimo Жыл бұрын
I think that the idea that you dont have to publicly show youre asking for help on social media is an inclination towards services like this guy bc its just one guy or a small team to help you out and its a little more low key is a major point for people that are struggling with dating and relationships
@tylerwalker8512
@tylerwalker8512 Жыл бұрын
i just love that there was a Burger King ad on this vid knowing Charlie would rather chew dirt than eat a whopper lol
@Chori0nicmirror
@Chori0nicmirror Жыл бұрын
I love how even these seduction masters treat woman like mythical creatures instead of people just like you and me.
@maynot
@maynot Жыл бұрын
Because they've never broken past the "act" phase of a date/hookup to get to know a single woman, probably.
@Suratic
@Suratic 11 ай бұрын
@@maynot you cant fool me ive watched enough dating gurus to know theyre ALL mythical creatures!!
@taranciucgabrielradu
@taranciucgabrielradu Жыл бұрын
"chess grandmaster but of Bussy" is the best possible analogy I could've thought of
@sumadre101
@sumadre101 Жыл бұрын
man said "s t r a i g h t up lesbian". lol for the unintended comedy there
@LoveHandle4890
@LoveHandle4890 Жыл бұрын
Charlie’s the only Guru I ever need or listen to in my life.
@oukeith
@oukeith Жыл бұрын
Simp
@highc6877
@highc6877 Жыл бұрын
@MSMEG IX techno been dead for 4 months and you're still botting accounts to spew out your bs and I can't stop laughing because you're wasting your life
@arjunholmie
@arjunholmie Жыл бұрын
That's honestly sad. I honestly feel really sad for yoh
@fant64ez82
@fant64ez82 Жыл бұрын
God damn it, no one can have a conversation with a chick without Mark Zuckerberg knowing about it down to extreme details.
@-whyquestion
@-whyquestion Жыл бұрын
K-pop better + I’m the ultimate k-pop defender ☝🏻🤓
@plantedragon4319
@plantedragon4319 Жыл бұрын
why so many bots gawdayum
@SmokeDowDaKa47
@SmokeDowDaKa47 Жыл бұрын
fb dating is top tier for dating , i confirm
@HunterTN
@HunterTN Жыл бұрын
I find myself involuntarily lowering the sound on videos like this, I think it's my body attempting to protect me from second hand cringe syndrome.
@hunterlg13
@hunterlg13 Жыл бұрын
I've had trouble watching Charlie's videos lately because of all the satanic levels of cringe that he blasts on screen.
@pards55
@pards55 Жыл бұрын
I followed one of these courses to be irrizzistable to the ladies, now i'm in prizzon after they filed a rizztraining order.
@SebaVeliz1
@SebaVeliz1 Жыл бұрын
Once I met a girl through facebook dating and we bonded over how cringe it was :]
@LeeEverett1
@LeeEverett1 Жыл бұрын
I used Facebook dating once and all I saw were fat girls or girls with like 3 kids from 3 different dads.
@misscandle
@misscandle Жыл бұрын
@@LeeEverett1 Honestly, it sounds like you probably shouldn't be in the dating pool.
@BULD0SIS
@BULD0SIS Жыл бұрын
@@misscandle you say that as if men are the picky gender when the reality is that 80% of women choose the top 20% of men, and that hypergamy (dating up) is only a woman thing.
@hunterlg13
@hunterlg13 Жыл бұрын
@@BULD0SIS Men are picky too. One little cheat that people do is "Wat's ur type?" which is... being picky. I won't list all the other problems with coming up with "types" to be attracted to, but meh.
@bubonicusblightmasterofver6314
@bubonicusblightmasterofver6314 Жыл бұрын
Boy howdy, I sure hope the KZfaq bots appreciate the amount of time Charlie puts into his work.
@bubonicusblightmasterofver6314
@bubonicusblightmasterofver6314 Жыл бұрын
@Don't Read Profile Photo yes. But, do you anticipate Charlie's work? Tell me bot, I have to know!
@bubonicusblightmasterofver6314
@bubonicusblightmasterofver6314 Жыл бұрын
@Calvin Lee Vail once again, I have to know about your appreciation of Charlie's content. I'm doing a bot poll and he seems to be popular.
@phil4986
@phil4986 Жыл бұрын
🤣👍👍
@bubonicusblightmasterofver6314
@bubonicusblightmasterofver6314 Жыл бұрын
@MSMEG IX I redirect you to my bot poll.
@darkassassin6457
@darkassassin6457 Жыл бұрын
4 from 4 in bot replies, well done!
@goddessluna2020
@goddessluna2020 Жыл бұрын
The longer i live, the easier i see straight thru these scams.
@milenamatvejeva9846
@milenamatvejeva9846 Жыл бұрын
I reckon the course isn't just 7 dollars. It's probably a two payment process where you get some stuff and then they charge you more, like a lot of gurus tend to do to get interest in their courses only to charge loads for them in the end anyway
@derpyfailz572
@derpyfailz572 Жыл бұрын
Picking up girls is easy. Just give them some space and say: Pardon mine own interjection m’lady and I pray these words fall not harshly upon thine ears but I simply must declare your appearance hath captivated my eyes. Tis as though we has’t been connected by the red thread of fate.
@IvanOoze1990
@IvanOoze1990 Жыл бұрын
These are all the things that will land you the woman of your dreams: Magic Cards, Trilbys/Fedoras, Neckbeards, Bent glasses, Dragon posters, Alienware, Funko Pops, Renaissance fair, Virginity, No deodorant, Goodwill suit jacket.
@SMGGrizzly
@SMGGrizzly Жыл бұрын
aint no way that man is getting 5 dates this month alone
@derekwestbrook9383
@derekwestbrook9383 6 ай бұрын
I loved that Charlie has listened to falling in reverse “watch the world burn”
@Yuujiji
@Yuujiji Жыл бұрын
The irony of this is crazy, I just asked a girl out and I have a few days to prepare wish me luck
@StoneColdFox17
@StoneColdFox17 Жыл бұрын
Wishing you the best!
@aurea.
@aurea. Жыл бұрын
Good luck!!
@piratelestrange
@piratelestrange Жыл бұрын
Awesome! You can do it!
@hugh.g.rection5906
@hugh.g.rection5906 Жыл бұрын
as a dating guru myself i just want to give my 3 tips: step 1. go on a date step 2. ? step 3. profit
@thatnekotrapbitch
@thatnekotrapbitch Жыл бұрын
what if dating machine broke though
@mikeh2161
@mikeh2161 Жыл бұрын
@@thatnekotrapbitch then understandable, have a nice day
@FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT
@FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT Жыл бұрын
Glad I got an ad for a dating course that tells you to "stop being so darn nice to women!" And to use their "formula" lolololol
@blazednlovinit
@blazednlovinit 8 ай бұрын
"Just don't be weird" This explains a lot.
@imananonymoususer
@imananonymoususer Жыл бұрын
I like how he mentions Facebook dating. In my area there is a group of people using Facebook dating posing as underage decoys to catch pedos. They have made 27 arrests so far in like 7 months.
@Kakashifan727
@Kakashifan727 Жыл бұрын
Ok that's amazing. get them
@zelz3011
@zelz3011 Жыл бұрын
I loved the days of being an Overage Decoy to be annoying to those. You can never trust the net.
@joshandrews5134
@joshandrews5134 Жыл бұрын
Goddamn.
@austinbatton4849
@austinbatton4849 Жыл бұрын
Nice, fuck chomos
@zelz3011
@zelz3011 Жыл бұрын
@@austinbatton4849 ?
@AzureJoems
@AzureJoems Жыл бұрын
Charlie's dating course if he ever starts one would only have one course and it's free: "How not to be a sleazeball"
@Kurry007
@Kurry007 Жыл бұрын
When Charlie was talking about the first dude and said people will pay for something try it once and never implement it again he described a lot of people that are signed up to planet fitness
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