I’m sick with Covid and binge all your videos have been the only thing helping me

Best part of Friday here again 😎🤟

Here is an idea do a kill count of the V/H/S Movies or the ring.

@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 R a t i o 🤓

Will you do a kill Count on the New Jurassic World movie?

And now for the part where you get all the likes because there is no justice in this world.

literally how

Esther's back story is very creepy.

I know ur comment is gonna blow up like it usually does so first.

I mean she is an old ass adult so smart yes I expected that.

Yeah I agree

Genius??? 😂😂😂🤦

@@jmurdock8303 Not genius but smart

@@jmurdock8303 it’s hyperbole, really not all that serious

Well, it means she is in good physical cardiovascular health more than anything.

Very interesting

That’s all I could think abt during first kill

I’ll allow it

I'm gonna put myself in this mindset so I can watch orphan first kill better

@@Sm0k3turt Thanks

Oh wow, I love this take. I never thought of it that way

I also think she may have been fed more/better with American families- thus keeping on enough weight to look like she has natural pre-puberty ‘baby-fat’. That’s the main difference that throws me off in what I see of first kill- she doesn’t have the same look as a child whose body is ACTUALLY retaining weight in anticipation of a growth spurt.

Commented when there was 1 like away from 666 likes

I gave you the 999th like. good luck on 1000!

No shit

I'm not gonna lie max is my favorite character bc it is so funny to think that a five year old fought back against a grown woman in a child's body

i heard about this movie but when i first saw this video and found out that ester isn't a 9 year old girl and that she is actually a 33 year old woman named leena klammer with a rare hormone disorder called hypopituitarism i gotta admit i honestly did not see that coming😨

I KNOW IT SCARES ME SO MUCH

I laughed when she said it

Same bro i felt the terror when she said that

Honestly I was happy there lol, he was an ass hole to her

You👹pissed👹yourself👹-Esther

I also wonder what on earth Esther would have even said to a therapist in one single meeting that would cause her to reach the conclusions she did

Its a movie !

hermitcraft or something i kinda remember it/

he said it in the kill count but i want to say it again because it's so true lol, that twist would've been SO hard to swallow without her, this would've gone down as one of the dumbest movies ever if Isabella hadn't played esther. this movie really depended on her performance. I actually thought that they got an older actress (20s) to play her because her performance was so phenomenal

I never realised how young she was as an actress in this movie! I always figured she was a young looking teenager, with a bit of make-up/camera trickery thrown in. What a remarkable performance 👏👏

They only give her stuff to do in one scene, but she was good in Hunger Games.

I don’t know if I would’ve let her play in this movie if I was her parent. Watching some of sexual stuff was uncomfortable af.

@@coolnerdlll6053 You noticed her too! I felt bad she didn't have more screen time there...

Meanwhile in Anime or Thor/Love........*Kids with no experience are experts at their first time cuz they're just built that way* ~

There's no fuckin way a 5 y/o would even be able to pull the trigger, let alone land an accurate shot lol

@@croom332 That just depends on where you live and what you decide to teach your kids

@@irmaryssamalot4804 I could shoot my .22mag just fine as a kid but a revolver with a ~14lbs trigger pull? Yeah right 🤣 doesn't matter if the kid is trained, they simply don't have the finger strength

The argument i can make for Anime is that most anime aren’t meant to be grounded in reality :3

fantastic film!

Thats how i got into horror movies

Fr, I had to rewind it 😂😂

so this was the top comment when i opened the video and this was the first movie that i decided to watch before the kill count because of the twist. so when I saw this i was like"oh esther can't shoot okay all's good" and then when max picked up the gun i was like "OH!"

That's fucked up.

Will this be the script for the prequel?

@@shacharlem4424 Spoiler alert I've seen the movie No, it shows us her escape in the Saarne institute and how she killed the family who brought her to America, and the origin of the name "Esther"

Just watched wolf creek 2 yesterday 😫😩

Why not make part of that as a prequel?

Agree, either he has no brain………or he has no brain, for not at least being a bit skeptic

my only problem with the film is that esther didnt end up killing max and the mom. i really wanted her to win

Yeah, it got so bad I was not upset when he died

@@catandotter1237 I didn’t feel bad either.

Yeah, like, Esther's arm? Human bones are roughly as strong as steel rods, exactly how much grip strength do you think an adult woman has?

That and “internet search🤖"

I love the running gag of “Business”

Great rob zombie song

It makes me want to watch Bride of Chucky.

9:24*

super easy barely an inconvenience

I thought he kinda went overboard on this one tbh but I did like the "3 weeks later" adam Sandler reference and the nun jokes

The Jessica Rose shaodows of evil reference was the most unexpected for me lmao. I love James' ability to make references smoother than butter.

“They get an unCONVENTional visit from the sister.”

The "Matthew, Mark, and Luke look different from John" might actually be a reference to a real world concept of biblical literature called the "Synoptic Gospels" where Matthew, Mark, and Luke are all written from the same perspective but the perspective of John is unique. Either that or it was just a random joke but with how many deep cuts James sneaks in it wouldn't surprise me.

Is it your favorite horror movie because it’s relatable? You a little dwarf too??

@@lucasftsa4157 Nah but little russian roulette pranks were relatable to him/her :P

@@lucasftsa4157 idk if your being mean or just kidding

@@miketrapper0464 porbably just joking

@@miketrapper0464 obviously kidding

It’s Estonian, not Russian. They’re different dialects.

@@antisocialal4799”it’s New York not Italian” (just jokin bout how similar the accents are)

@@antisocialal4799 what do you mean by dialect? They're two different languages. Also I gotta say I've never heard any estonian speak with a slavic accent, if anything it sounds more like the finnish accent.

Forever or until you find her hammer lodged in your brain.

Lol so ironic her name is Esther

Thank you. It was kind of annoying to hear about how bad of a guy he was when his wife obviously had severe issues mentally and physically with alcoholism and loss.

To be fair if my spouse started freaking out about the child we just adopted I’d be returning the child. Not because of the child but for the sake of my spouse. I mean the whole reason they adopted a child was because she thought it would help her. It was not helping her. Oh and I am a parent. But that’s why they adopted this girl. They didn’t do it for her sake they did it for their own.

except the fact that they only adopted Esther because of the wife. they pinned the hole thing on the "mommy not wanting me", but the wife asked for her to be there, aside of that people getting hurt as soon as we bring this child into my house should have definite been the first warning. they don't know the little girl and he gave all his trust to her after 3 weeks, as soon as she was adopted, kids were being hurt and then others was murdered. as soon as the nun was murderer he should have raised a couple red flags. he cheated on purpose, she accidentally inured her daughter. and he didn't even tell her until a very long time. she suffered with that guilt for a very long time, he said to basically get over it so he anit feel guilty either. but beside all that THEY suffered a miscarriage which is the whole reason Esther is even there. again aside all that all these people getting hurt and murdered is definitely a warning. ESPECIALLY when esther takes the flowers, she is a smart girl and can read as well. they even had a memorial plague. even he gave excuses because her arm was broke but he was also there when she took the flowers, they made him play the bad guy because right then he didnt care about his dead baby over this random little girl.

@@desireemayfield8367 nobody is saying he’s a saint or that cheating on his part wasn’t wrong. But you’re SUPPOSED to fully love and trust a child if you’re gonna adopt them. And again, he was completely villainized for not believing his ALCOHOLIC and OBVIOUSLY ptsd filled wife. Who the hell is gonna believe a child is gonna do any of that. ESPECIALLY when their biological daughter said kid who got pushed off the slide had slipped and fallen. She made the choice to get drunk and her child was hurt BECAUSE she chose to get wasted instead of taking care of her child properly. That’s not an accident that’s a CHOICE so at the end of the day, her not being believed is just as much her own fault as it is his.

@@dc1659 If my own flesh and blood did some creepy shit just know that I’m also not gonna trust them either I don’t care if I pushed that child out or adopted it that does not make them not magically capable of murder. As I said up top by the time that none was murdered he should’ve questioned something anything his own child was lit on fire. I don’t trust nobody after three weeks I don’t care if I adopted them or not. I don’t care if they’re family or not we’re talking three very short weeks that’s not even a month. And after a couple weeks so much shit went down that he just fully ignored. Just like James said it wasn’t until she outright hit on him that he saw something wrong if my child was lit on fire and locked in that place that was lit on fire there is no way that I’m gonna sit here and not question how this could’ve happened. He cheated on her sober and cautious. She accidentally injured her child while drunk. No I’m saying it’s good to be an alcoholic but there are plenty alcoholics that are perfectly fine as an alcoholic. That’s why it’s still legal to be alcoholic. And again after injuring her child she suffered tremendously for it. He chilled in his wives face like he ain’t do nothing wrong she’s at least understood that she was at fault. No I’m saying either one of them are perfect. But if my wife or husband was ever uncomfortable in our home, I’m a listen. Flesh and blood murder each other and they be children too so yeah we do think and know that children can do this it’s been documented recorded they’ve been arrested it’s very possible it’s unsettling but it ain’t never gonna happen. We as an audience know that the sister was just terrified same as the little brother. But if you look at it from his point of view I mean even buy the flowers I would’ve been questioning she knew it was a memorial, they have a memorial plaque. Clearly the miscarriage mattered more to the wife than it did to the husband even at that point because why would you overlook that? whatever happened before doesn’t matter it’s what the actions are doing right now and he had plenty of warning signs that that girl was crazy even down to the nun questioning it and then Turned up dead. It takes only one episode of criminal minds to like fill in the blank 😂

17h ago??

@@uglychiphead yes, channel member

@@uglychiphead channel members get access to vids earlier

You too? Lol

@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 no it aint

And then the habit pun shortly after!

"esther I had to kill her because she was going to tell in me your not going to tell on me are you?

"Kate go to your room

"esther honestly we're past that now aren't we?"

I'm not the one who passed out drunk and almost let max drown in the pond if it wasn't for John she'd be dead and you'd probably still be in jail

She is a good actress, i recently saw her in Escape Room: Tourneament of Champions and she is also back in the First Kill prequel coming next week

@@DodoRibeiro-ts6po that is why I love her performance in these films

She was in a really fucked up movie called Hound Dog and that's all I saw of her

@@DodoRibeiro-ts6po I don’t remember her in that movie

@@miketrapper0464 The extended cut introduces Isabelle Fuhrman. The extended cut has an additional character that wasn't used per the theatrical cut. Isabelle Fuhrman's character is not in the original theatrical cut, that's baffling as her wrap around story is huge to the plot and for possible future sequels.

It’s definitely something relevant to you that happened in your life. Maybe not that exact thing but something similar. I had a similar reaction when a chef featured in Hells Kitchen passed away from cancer. She reminded me so much of my ex that when I found out the chef had died of cancer I cried uncontrollably as well so I understand. And there’s nothing wrong with you. You just had a very subconscious connection to that scene.

that’s what makes u cry💀🤣

@@do_a_glizzy_reveal yea that's what my commsnt said, you illiterate or somthn?

@@do_a_glizzy_reveal ??

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too bad the 2nd one is terrible

@@bartho5373 how do you know? It's not out yet

@@erichfiedler1481 huh? i watched it like a week ago

@bartho how?

@@bartho5373 where?

Agree with all three statements.

I love the series on Netflix. I think I'll read the books soon

Mine was texas chainsaw massacre 2003

The first horror movie I watched was Halloween (1978)

@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 never heard of you,and why are you better?

He’s not, he has 0 uploads

@@lexamex3526 its obviously a joke

Same, I thought it was another Children of the Corn scenario

I feel like the seduction scene would have been less disturbing if they'd just tried to find an actress who has or least looks like they have the condition the character is supposed to have.

Part of the “you’ll never guess” is that we’re watching from an outside perspective and know that the villain is, well, a villain. The characters don’t. Some movies do it just to be “scary” though and don’t really have a mysterious antagonist

When I was young, I was really scared of that makeup scene.

The you’ll never guess usually fails in other genres, not horror

AND funny he should mention Leo DeCaprio's death in Titanic. Leo was a producer for this film!!!

@@miketrapper0464 why do people draw a line between horror and murder mystery? Does it really matter?

If only someone had loved her

I knew I wasn't the only one I never saw her true face but in this kill count I thought they switched the actor out

Yeah the amount of makeup was something

The movie was great! I was a kid when it first came out and was terrified when my aunt first adopted my cousin😂

Actress* Girls and women are actresses.

@@kennedymorris8858 actress* You know girls and women and boys and men are different, right?

Yea I agree and there making a thirst aopetantly bc in the end of orphan it does show her neck being broke and her being killed but they never showed us if she drowned and actually died and in the end she's getting ready. I assume she's moving on from the Colemans onto somthing else now.

Third appetantly*

Yeah, like in the prequel, she hasn’t improved her makeup skills to make her younger look more convincing.

Fr

@junglehunter9657 bro what.

No. She was actually 12 at the time.

Yeah that scene was definitely even weirder for the actors than for the audience.

@@noahsaldivar3271 James said it…

@@CasualCat64 though*

Maybe because it's a threat, an adult would use towards a child and not a child (they'd probably say something less vulgar).

It states in the movie that Esther is from Russia.

Kõlas pigem nagu vene ja läti segu

@@TaylorMade229 you calling my boy a liar ?

@@tasbhu764 tf you talking about?

@@TaylorMade229 In the movie it also mentions that the Russian documents were fakes. The asylum is in Estonia.

My aunt did foster care, and whatever issues the kids had, she'd exacerbate them. -.- I was too young to understand, but looking back she'd egg them on and then have stuff to complain about to people. My mother is the same way, but she just abuses her own children.

@@RealBradMiller there is a saying: “every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child.”

@@RealBradMiller my mother is the same way, and fortunately I met some truly good people trying to help kids. But one bad apple spoils the bunch, and the kids have to grow up with it the rest of their lives. I'm truly sorry that you've seen/had to experience it, and hope you're doing better now. :)

@@lukeflamand5511 I've just had to deal with her for (if I have anything to do with it) one of the final times, she doesn't even know it. Strange feeling that. She was trying to gain the upper hand the entire time, over the smallest of things. Hopefully onto a better life, feel bad for my siblings, but we're all grown up. I've lived on my own for over a decade, she borrowed money from me, then used it to buy the land my rental was on and booted me out, forcing me to move in with her, CRAY-ZEE. Sorry for the rant, thanks for the kind words and hope you are living your best life now. 🙂

@@RealBradMiller unfortunately, people like that are drawn to foster care. I'm sorry.

They reference it in the Telltale game Wolf Among Us and I know a lot of people who are familiar with the story through that! Except the ribbon is purple in the game, not green

Yeah, I didnt read the book but I "got" the reference because of the wolf among us

We all have a first terrifying movie or book before we grow numb.

I also read the book growing up!

What book is it from?? I know I read it as a kid but the ribbon story was the only one that always stuck with me. I think it scared me so much as a kid that I repressed it from memory, but as soon as James mentioned it, it all came back and now I’m curious to revisit the whole story/ book

We’ve been getting a lot of good kid actors these days

Actress* For feck's sake, girls and women are called actresses.

@@englishatheart girl shut up

Yeah. It wasn't mentioned here but she was also s*xually abused from infancy (hence the attraction towards the fathers if the families) which is just like, extra f up

@@el5001 oh wow 😯 i hope they reference that in the new one like no details and no babies crying but her talkin about it or a report or sum

The poster freaked me out because Esther's face seemed too symmetrical, like they're saying "You think this is another normal child? Take a closer look"

@@angelavaughn6097 idk honestly thr movie doesn't need it, it's just as crazy as it is without that detail. I found it rather off putting tbh

It made THE scene just a smidge better in context

Or a wolf...that i will breed

I’ve watched the movie _years_ ago and frankly it all feels like a fever dream to me

I've never watched any film specifically in anticipation of a kill count. Just because there's never been a film that he's gonna count that I haven't heard of before, and if I'm already aware of it and wanted to watch it, I would have seen it already

same

Yeah and although she's said she fine now, mentally, back then her parents, and even her older sister, actually made her take a few days off because all she'd do is stay in-character and it was worrying them all. I can imagine how scary that would be as an older sibling and as an older person looking at someone younger who's so drawn in and so sucked into that role and character that they don't even realize they themselves are changing due to that role. There's something serious in that. It really touches on many different issues in a family dynamic like that.

I was so angry that nobody else was getting this. thank you

He also references jessica rose

Zombies kill count (not even everything, just one) or we riot.

No thanks. I dont want to waste my time looking up a movie’s score like some loser lmaooooooo

Agreed. I think James is being a little too harsh on John.

True! I don’t think he even falls into top 100 shitty horror husbands. I loved John because he put his kids over (what he thought was) a crazed, relapsed, unstable wife. I think that’s super admirable

Respectfully disagree man lol just recently rewatched & John was literally the worst, a gaslighting dummy (not to sound too harsh😅😂) sorry but homie’s first red flag should’ve been when Esther wanted to sleep next to him on the first night (any grown man with sense would note this- may I remind you he literally just had a boner 30 seconds before), but then he also dismisses EVERYTHING Esther does but finds everyyy opportunity to belittle and minimize Kate & her worries. Even when the nun tries to warn him, he’s like well that doesn’t mean Esther pushed this girl who was bullying her 😵‍💫Dude was just waayyy too invested in a little girl he JUST met, it’s my one kinda gripe with the film cus it’s borderline unrealistically aloof the only way the character kindve works tho is by him being a douche who’s so disconnected from his family and what’s actually going on (I wish they played this up more like maybe he too focused on work & just doesn’t care) but either way- WOOF💀

Of course james calls john an asshole because muh straight white man

Glad I’m not the only one who thought he wasn’t that bad.

IKR

😐???????????.

That’s because a lot of therapists go off presence and books. They lack critical thinking

​@@delete---7593therapy sucks nuff said

@@elmizzoxWhy do you think it's never worked for me after many years of going to therapy? I don't trust therapists or psychologists. I always feel like I'm being talked down to. Plus my mom keeps manipulating them. It's helped me so much to instead confide in my friends. They understand what I've been through. Even at the mental health clinic it did not help. I figured out my issue on my own. I came to terms with it on my own. I did it myself. I keep breaking myself out of depression funks on my own occasionally with help from my friends.

Well we can't have sadness in a Kill Count, now can we?

I remember reading about the backstory after seeing the movie. Wonder if they’ll address any of this in the prequel

Absolutely fascinating yet terribly dark and well put together backstory 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

oh...

Now I have to rewatch

😶 ………..Jesus Christ

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I like all these dot givers

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My* and my mom's. Remove the "mom's" part. Would you say "she's me absolute favorite actress"? No. 😛

@@englishatheart you obviously understood what they meant to say so there was no need to correct 😐

@@englishatheart Your wording is still all over the place, and considering your other comments you keep whining about men and women. Get a life. I do, and my comment should help you. If you don’t understand what I mean, I mean you should realize you need a life.

exactly

vera is very beautiful and shes a great singer , her scream in the conjouring is the best scream in cinema it was amazing

Same! I thought the old one looked great. but this one is AMAZING!

@@tvpivm I agree

Others do it check out KZfaq

@@jmurdock8303 not as good as james

@@seansswamp so I am under impression you seen them all

She is actually 33😐

@@dot...7014 talking about the actress, not the character

This is actually why my grandma hates this movie, like she cannot watch it a second time because of this scene and even started arguing the first time she viewed the scene. I won't forget this. 😂

@@ImToad4321 Oooooohh, sorry my bad🙂

I started flailing my arms yelling about how I don’t like it 😭

Lmao

I guess kids were out of the question after that?

It’s THE scene isn’t it

I didn’t even watch the movie and the scene on the kill count is already weird

@@PandaMonium92827 Well, there was no third date. Haha

Haha

Ik

“@Esthetic” was a good one.

@@gelitrippingkiddo5907 fr

Yay same :)))