Death Stranding's First Bike Makes and Breaks Aris' Heart

  Рет қаралды 46,739

Avoiding The Puddle

Avoiding The Puddle

4 жыл бұрын

#DeathStranding #Reverse #Aris
Kojima's making this pretty hard to put it down
-- Watch live @ / avoidingthepuddle

Пікірлер: 150
@balleet210
@balleet210 4 жыл бұрын
I swear if you zoom in to Aris's brain when he plays this it's just a cat playing with a ball of yarn.
@mr.almezeini647
@mr.almezeini647 4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonybrown8384 he meant bong extract
@AydarBMSTU
@AydarBMSTU 4 жыл бұрын
I swear if you would have zoomed in to Kojima's brain when he created this it would just be a cat playing with a ball of yarn
@koalawithchaingun53
@koalawithchaingun53 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about this game being immersive and slow and this stoner over here is poppin reverse wheelies
@imraw17
@imraw17 4 жыл бұрын
I never expected him to last this long lol
@bubbastevegarcia2459
@bubbastevegarcia2459 4 жыл бұрын
AquaBlake ba dum tis
@ovoon7
@ovoon7 4 жыл бұрын
it's because the game is actually addicting
@noyouwillnot1169
@noyouwillnot1169 4 жыл бұрын
The contrarian dumbass is fuelled by the anger in the chat lol
@Uooooooooooooh
@Uooooooooooooh 4 жыл бұрын
@@ovoon7 it's really not
@mikeclarke3990
@mikeclarke3990 4 жыл бұрын
Neither did our milfs
@NIO4LIFE
@NIO4LIFE 4 жыл бұрын
Kojima always dreamed of being a dominos delivery boy i see
@iorilamia
@iorilamia 4 жыл бұрын
NIO Electric Vehicles *papa johns
@wheelndeel5472
@wheelndeel5472 4 жыл бұрын
Dont give this man a hellcat
@Bradbradhehe
@Bradbradhehe 4 жыл бұрын
20:10 atpFeelsBeardMan :violin: alex play shenmue 3 trailer
@bsherman8236
@bsherman8236 4 жыл бұрын
he gets distracted so easily lol
@g405t
@g405t 4 жыл бұрын
It starts to get metal gearish once you start getting weapons.
@Jean.05
@Jean.05 4 жыл бұрын
I know right? I had problems with MULEs for the first part but when I already got some weapons I was like shit okay this is Metal Delivery: Solid Gear now
@Saru-yr3qk
@Saru-yr3qk 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jean.05 I was choking out entire mule camps with the rope alone. Mules look scary but they're really a bunch of dorks, at least at the beginning.
@kahanamokuw8765
@kahanamokuw8765 4 жыл бұрын
There was a missed gout joke when Aris was asking about his feet hurting.
@coreytrevorlahey4950
@coreytrevorlahey4950 4 жыл бұрын
The Chosen One someone in chat said “AVOID RED MEAT”
@lucastonoli3256
@lucastonoli3256 4 жыл бұрын
"Where is my saxophone?"
@phizzlephart
@phizzlephart 4 жыл бұрын
damn he was flying up that mountain until he wasn't
@aidangillard2041
@aidangillard2041 4 жыл бұрын
Aris is actually pretty godlike at driving the bike. It's not easy avoiding all the jagged terrain. Edit: less godlike as he continued playing lool
@merritt2014
@merritt2014 4 жыл бұрын
Damn this script is good.
@lilHDMI
@lilHDMI 4 жыл бұрын
his camera color blended in with the grass. I didn't even notice him until 40 seconds in
@jvostudio
@jvostudio 4 жыл бұрын
How could a physics oriented game have such a bad physics mechanics
@SuperArppis
@SuperArppis 4 жыл бұрын
Well. Think about what happens in the game. Rain that makes you and everything around you age. Ghosts that grab you and spread tar all around you, pulling you to ground. So physics themselves are no doubt twisted as is rest of the world.
@DM-qm5sc
@DM-qm5sc 4 жыл бұрын
Kojima
@Shahan777B
@Shahan777B 4 жыл бұрын
yeah but have you checked the casino yet?
@Lefty8013
@Lefty8013 4 жыл бұрын
When are we gonna get to the fire works factory? =(
@Koompbala1
@Koompbala1 4 жыл бұрын
"I think I need to repair the vehicle" no you just need to figure out the controls.
@AydarBMSTU
@AydarBMSTU 3 жыл бұрын
Hey alright, keep it down will ya?
@abdraoufx
@abdraoufx 4 жыл бұрын
Video kojima is a genius
@botero01
@botero01 4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy how he says everything wrong and how his attitude contrasts with his looks
@redpyramid8909
@redpyramid8909 2 жыл бұрын
"My bike exploded" LOL poor Aris, you can see his soul hurting.
@TomPuppetmaster
@TomPuppetmaster 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Alright
@MuminJumper
@MuminJumper 4 жыл бұрын
Kojima is a GENIUS.
@quinnmccallion-bolen2520
@quinnmccallion-bolen2520 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Aris play non-fighting games is excruciating lol. You can see the hamster wheel turning as he tries to figure out things he read in prompts seconds ago.
@koalawithchaingun53
@koalawithchaingun53 4 жыл бұрын
I only watch him when he’s playing non-fighting games. It’s super entertaining when he doesn’t know what he’s doing, or at least when he pretends not to know
@paulosantiago7457
@paulosantiago7457 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't play fighting games that often. Tekken 7 is his favorite right now but he barely plays it. Are you a red name stoner?
@quinnmccallion-bolen2520
@quinnmccallion-bolen2520 4 жыл бұрын
@@paulosantiago7457 he commentates tekken often, stop drinking the bong water lol
@paulosantiago7457
@paulosantiago7457 4 жыл бұрын
@@quinnmccallion-bolen2520 Yes, he commentates, but how often does he play?
@Mariofan226
@Mariofan226 4 жыл бұрын
Paulo Santiago yeah he said he’ll start playing again once Leroy comes out didn’t he? He really doesn’t play Tekken as much as one would think
@spade4acer
@spade4acer 4 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn't flush it immediately after that
@DrizzyDrayg
@DrizzyDrayg 4 жыл бұрын
What’s the saxophone joke
@zainmajeed6367
@zainmajeed6367 4 жыл бұрын
Did he flush it? I hit credits last night but this game is hella not for him lool
@jonathanferrari425
@jonathanferrari425 4 жыл бұрын
i think he did, i'm on chapter 8 and i really like the game, but i cannot see aris going through all that.
@Alexdbzmovies
@Alexdbzmovies 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanferrari425 Im curious what are your opinions on the game? Im so on the fence with this one
@iscariota9313
@iscariota9313 4 жыл бұрын
He hasn't
@similaritiesendhere
@similaritiesendhere 4 жыл бұрын
@@Alexdbzmovies The game is fundamentally broken. You can speed run it by doing the opposite of what you're supposed to. 1. Kill everyone and leave the bodies. 2. Let your cargo get damaged to save time. 3.Intentionally trigger BT attacks and then walk away in a straight line to get rid of all the BT's in an area.
@Reydriel
@Reydriel 4 жыл бұрын
@@similaritiesendhere You can speedrun a lot of games by doing the "opposite of what you're supposed to do" lol
@FahmiZFX
@FahmiZFX 4 жыл бұрын
Wanna see how a stoner who's on full butthash ride a bike? You've came to right video.
@pityooka
@pityooka 4 жыл бұрын
You know, after this game Maybe Konami was the good guy all along
@freddyv9888
@freddyv9888 4 жыл бұрын
lol didn't he react the same way to red dead redemption 2 too? that was trashier than death stranding in my opinion
@paulosantiago7457
@paulosantiago7457 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, at least now they are not losing money anymore... Two more years with Kojima and they would be bankrupted by now
@Uooooooooooooh
@Uooooooooooooh 4 жыл бұрын
@@freddyv9888 rdr2 is actually good, just slow, death stranding is slow AND trash
@simran789654
@simran789654 4 жыл бұрын
@@Uooooooooooooh Rdr2 is one of the rare few games i couldn't be bothered to finish, Its a slow, Bland third person cover based shooter but fuck it i thought, Its about the story and immersion, Well when it's a game that allows less freedom and story decisions than a military shooter from 2007 it becomes harder to justify, Oh and don't forget every mission better be done exactly how rockstar intended you to or get fucked with an instant fail screen
@momo-dm3rw
@momo-dm3rw 4 жыл бұрын
This game is a AAA from the same strain of Rust, Stalker and Moonbase Alpha but with undistilled focus on support and non-lethally. I believe it is going to be good considered once the surrounded noise is finally over.
@_jrpg
@_jrpg 4 жыл бұрын
Don t compare Stalker to this shit. Stalker is a masterpiece of a game
@chalachouchou
@chalachouchou 4 жыл бұрын
@@_jrpg bruh
@Lisecek1996
@Lisecek1996 4 жыл бұрын
@@_jrpg Imagine comparing STALKER especially with Anomaly to this bullshit
@momo-dm3rw
@momo-dm3rw 4 жыл бұрын
@@_jrpg Ok Boomer.
@andros1486
@andros1486 4 жыл бұрын
How many hours did it take to get the wheelchair?
@EyMcFly
@EyMcFly 4 жыл бұрын
I actually feel bad for Arisu and n0pants for having to endure Kojima's masterpieces every fucking year.
@SatanEatsJesus
@SatanEatsJesus 4 жыл бұрын
Bringing the H33TW4V3E on these vids, n0pants
@momo-dm3rw
@momo-dm3rw 4 жыл бұрын
Aris, you have to test the long range bike on a highway and make a skyrmish on a MULE camp with some evil engineer technology.
@brainc0la-_-
@brainc0la-_- 4 жыл бұрын
EdgeKnotRuffRidaz
@tinnitusthenight5545
@tinnitusthenight5545 4 жыл бұрын
never opens map once
@SuperArppis
@SuperArppis 4 жыл бұрын
Maps are for people who are lost. 😁
@tinnitusthenight5545
@tinnitusthenight5545 4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperArppis exactly
@AydarBMSTU
@AydarBMSTU 3 жыл бұрын
Then get to a point where you need to open a map. I mean get lost, kid
@tinnitusthenight5545
@tinnitusthenight5545 3 жыл бұрын
@@AydarBMSTU Wow I can almost hear the grinding of your barely oiled brain trying to make that work
@bubbastevegarcia2459
@bubbastevegarcia2459 4 жыл бұрын
AVOIDING THE WHEELCHAIR
@IAMOP
@IAMOP 4 жыл бұрын
Never touch a Man's vehicle.
@darb6304
@darb6304 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much DMT Joe Rogan gave Kojima for him to finish this.
@XxLeatonSxX
@XxLeatonSxX 4 жыл бұрын
Is it graphics for you? Because it's graphics for me
@whatever9274
@whatever9274 4 жыл бұрын
who the fuck was that guy at the end?
@Kovac_
@Kovac_ 4 жыл бұрын
That handling is fucking painful to watch
@lordioris
@lordioris 4 жыл бұрын
Someone is going to make that bike in IRL, right? I know it
@mikeclarke3990
@mikeclarke3990 4 жыл бұрын
Someone buy this stoner some bifocals
@blargh559
@blargh559 4 жыл бұрын
damn this rodeo kojimer guy knows his shit
@zex69
@zex69 4 жыл бұрын
1000 iq right here
@similaritiesendhere
@similaritiesendhere 4 жыл бұрын
Kojima is so full of himself.
@tzera_rhuon
@tzera_rhuon 4 жыл бұрын
You are just a Comment Haterman. I'll give you some Likecyn to help you feel less stranded.
@similaritiesendhere
@similaritiesendhere 4 жыл бұрын
@@tzera_rhuon No, he's been smelling his own farts since Metal Gear Solid 2. He's so busy trying to subvert expectations and be clever that he makes shit like this now. Do you even remember what the earliest promos for this game looked like? It didn't look like this.
@PetrifyingPumpkins
@PetrifyingPumpkins 4 жыл бұрын
@@similaritiesendhere the very first promo for this game is literally in this game.
@similaritiesendhere
@similaritiesendhere 4 жыл бұрын
@@PetrifyingPumpkins The actual gameplay is not in the promo though (for a good reason). I wish they would've showed 15 seconds of Norman Reedus trying to keep his balance while carrying a refrigerator on his back in a barren landscape with an aborted fetus strapped to his chest. Maybe someone could've checked his ass.
@_jrpg
@_jrpg 4 жыл бұрын
Is Kojima good having sex?
@dmitrriy
@dmitrriy 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my Gaah, he on X Games bruh
@Grozdor
@Grozdor 4 жыл бұрын
atpTopSpeed
@FiR3dUpx23x
@FiR3dUpx23x 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@saintpizza4224
@saintpizza4224 4 жыл бұрын
Over weight the video game. Features walking everywhere
@CruisingBy4
@CruisingBy4 4 жыл бұрын
any red names here?
@INCNetski
@INCNetski 4 жыл бұрын
Bounce God Gormless
@SenatorBanana
@SenatorBanana 4 жыл бұрын
wutup ahegout
@Esthoneal
@Esthoneal 4 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm early. Too bad I can't watch aris talk shitn rn
@justdoutha806
@justdoutha806 4 жыл бұрын
He finna flush it for sure....
@pawlo669
@pawlo669 4 жыл бұрын
i think he already did :D
@yotsunn0_-_-521
@yotsunn0_-_-521 4 жыл бұрын
Don't waste your piss bro
@bubbastevegarcia2459
@bubbastevegarcia2459 4 жыл бұрын
Gives you a motorcycle. *Let’s you drive 10 miles an hour*
@Filthma
@Filthma 4 жыл бұрын
10:50 Hey alright
@Trebuchetify
@Trebuchetify 4 жыл бұрын
If you don't know how to boost or are driving over rocks sure
@ViktorKruger99
@ViktorKruger99 4 жыл бұрын
Why ppl hates this game again? it looks pretty cool.
@Hillthugsta
@Hillthugsta 4 жыл бұрын
What do you see that looks cool?
@101mrcrazyman
@101mrcrazyman 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hillthugsta the GRepICZ
@WindHashira
@WindHashira 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hillthugsta an immersive open world. Best console graphics to date. Amazing acting and the story is great thus far. That's what's cool to me personally 20 plus hours into the game.
@BrickDays
@BrickDays 4 жыл бұрын
@@WindHashira 20 hours into delivery and chill, Kojima gives you this look ;)
@WindHashira
@WindHashira 4 жыл бұрын
@@101mrcrazyman this guy gets it.
@eno44974
@eno44974 4 жыл бұрын
tai
@fluffmallow1159
@fluffmallow1159 4 жыл бұрын
first
@mr.almezeini647
@mr.almezeini647 4 жыл бұрын
No wonder this game sucks😂💔
@yfz450rider39
@yfz450rider39 4 жыл бұрын
This game is too much for simple minded folk.
@AydarBMSTU
@AydarBMSTU 3 жыл бұрын
Sure kid, now keep it down
Aris Attempts to Roleplay as a Death Stranding Fan, First Try
19:03
Avoiding The Puddle
Рет қаралды 45 М.
THEY WANTED TO TAKE ALL HIS GOODIES 🍫🥤🍟😂
00:17
OKUNJATA
Рет қаралды 21 МЛН
Survival skills: A great idea with duct tape #survival #lifehacks #camping
00:27
Дарю Самокат Скейтеру !
00:42
Vlad Samokatchik
Рет қаралды 1,9 МЛН
Khó thế mà cũng làm được || How did the police do that? #shorts
01:00
I'm Not Mad I'm Just Beating Super Mario Bros.
22:00
Avoiding The Puddle
Рет қаралды 54 М.
LGR Oddware - Novint Falcon Haptic Controller from 2007
40:56
Asmongolds Mind EXPLODES By World Record Dark Souls Speed Run
37:28
Best of Asmongold
Рет қаралды 9 МЛН
Taking down Perverts with the Cops | Aris' Library Years
5:48
Avoiding The Puddle
Рет қаралды 113 М.
Police Pursue Dog in a Stolen Golf Cart | The ATP Chase Companion
15:13
Avoiding The Puddle
Рет қаралды 52 М.
This $60 Kid's Game Is Pretty  ̶H̶a̶r̶d̶ Good | Aris Reviews Mario Wonder
10:40
Я КВ-44 - ЗАВЕРШУ ЭТУ БИТВУ - Финал
6:40
• Gerand •
Рет қаралды 675 М.
ФНАФ ОТРАСТИЛ УСЫ ► Hallways
30:04
Kuplinov ► Play
Рет қаралды 853 М.