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"...the indian village, located right next to Aunt Jemima's Pancake House" is a whole damn essay.

"Barbara, where *did* you get that bra?" "Disneyland."

I was born about the same time that Disneyland opened in 1955, and was fortunate enough to have parents that took me there whenever they could. I have scrapbooks from those days, including original ticket books and park maps. I remember most every attraction mentioned in this video. I also remember seeing Walt walking around, handing-out autographs. There were smokers everywhere. I also remember the façade of The Haunted Mansion being completed (it seemed like MANY) years before the ride opened. Outside the Haunted Mansion, there was s "now hiring" sign for ghosts. It crossed my young mind that if I killed myself, could I get a job in the Haunted Mansion? This video is wonderful. Thanks for the memories!

My middle-school Spanish teacher worked at Disneyland during the summers. He told us the favorite job for all the young men was the pack mules. They were the only Disney employees allowed to grow facial hair.

I feel like we just blew by the fact that US President Ronald Reagan was the one doing the interview at the phantom boats

When Disney Dan started talking I was like "Dear God no, not another intro skit to a crossover episode", then Kevin fucking saved my life there thanks bud

LIL, you know you are old when you remember most all of the attractions shown here. I vividly recall the first time I rode on Rocket to the Moon as a very young kid. I honestly thought we had really flown to the moon! I recall coming out of the ride and asking a man if he had seen us take off in the rocket. He obviously was a cool guy cause he very enthusiastically said he had indeed watched our flight. Good memories. Thanks for posting this!

"It was a lingerie store next to Grandma's Baby Shop." The "oversized baby clothes" joke from Ralph Breaks the Internet is so much funnier now.

I really, really wish I could go back in time to the 50's and visit Tomorrowland. Something about that whole 50's retro-futuristic theme fascinates me.

"We're going to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Bras!!"

Ok, the Wizard of Bras is a genius mascot. I get why it didn't last, but someone has to bring that back.

"The Monsanto Hall Of Chemistry:" - that's a goddamn Simpsons joke, right there.

The whole bit with the bras I laughed so hard I think I almost popped some of my stitches from surgery yesterday

People lost interest in space in 1960? Geez, they should've stuck int out til the later part of the decade

"No space is necessarily wasted" Discovery island still rotting for almost 21 years

The Wizard of Bras is *my* favorite ride!

This why I love this channel. When they get sponsored they don't try to hide it, they lean in and make it hilarious.

Tomorrowland is a great example of how quickly technology progresses and it feels like Disneyland is always trying to play catch up even today! Hopefully we eventually get the Jules Verne Tomorrowland kind of like the area in Tokyo!

What made "Rocket to the Moon" so great was that the seats were pneumatically operated, the bottoms moving down to simulate the higher G of launch and landing, and up for the lower Gee in space.

"The Indian Village located right next to Aunt Jemima's Pancake House". I don't even know why I laughed but I did. EDIT: I would totally have enjoyed all these attractions, especially the chemistry and aluminum museums. I'm very curious to see more of the statues that were part of the "Chemitron".

I was worried the Indian attraction would have Peter Pan levels of embarrassing stereotyping, but I am very happy to hear how progressive and respectful it was! I kinda wish it stayed around, though perhaps Native Americans teaching their culture is better done in a place that isn't so commercial. As cool some of these attractions are, it's kinda hilariously how dated some of them are like the mules, the Phantom Boats, and the... Aluminum Hall of Fame.... And... Wizard of Bras

BOY! It’s so great to be fat with cash now that we’ve sold out.

It's so impressive that opening day at Disneyland saw really innovative attractions throughout the park. Of course there was going to be some filler, like the pack mules, but even then it offered more than a simple mule ride. The surrounding environment was the instrumental factor. It really got your imagination going. Thanks.

14:07 "The Tomorrowland area of Disneyland was one of the most heavily-sponsored parts of the park, with tons of companies trying to put a face and brand on the future." So what you're telling me is that Disney's version of the future is one where everything is sponsored by some corporation? That is both hilarious and sad.

The space shows seem a bit naff, but then I remembered that in 1955, no one had ever been in space. It was even before Sputnik. Space travel was still at the wildest frontiers of the imagination.

I laughed when I saw "Wizard of bras"

LOL, the little boats! I burst out laughing when you said they let the guests drive them. Because I can remember in Disney World they had them too. I don't remember the year but, yea, they let my brother and me each have a boat, and we were pretty young as I remember. What happened? Well, at one point we really slammed into each other hard. Real hard! We didn't know how to drive boats. But they saw the incident and angrily escorted us back to dock and told us to get out. Like it was our fault. You were the people who put kids in boats with no idea if they could do it. We never drove a boat!? Huge lagoon in Disney World too. I remember they'd let you just go anywhere out there. It was great fun but wow, what a bad idea.

I've seen Disney from opening day up to the 60's and 70's so many times. I used to work for a video production company. One of the things we did was transfer old 8 and 16 mm film to vhs or dvd. A lot of times it was in pretty bad shape and brittle from storage. I'd have to do a lot of work just to get a few good frames from some reels. I've had to go frame by frame taking still shots and then "reanimate" it if there was enough frames or turn it into a photo montage if not. But I also got to see some never published unedited film of WW2, Europe, Africa, Japan after the bombs and lots of just random scenes from the past. Mount Rushmore, Yosemite, Grand Canyon, Route 66 and all the little attractions that used to be on the roadsides. The earliest I saw was some 1920's Japan.

At least you had good humor about getting advertised. Still love the video.

Rocket to the Moon seemed like a cool ride.

A modern space station x1 would be phenomenal. Preshow would inform about preparing for space flight. Then in the main walk through area you could project the actual weather patterns in real time on the earth display. Have AR handhelds that could show more info or zoom in to your home town. Perhaps repairs need done and you help guide an astronaut on a spacewalk. So many options with today's tech.

The Wizard of Bras narration had me laughing SO hard...

Disneyland...come see the wonders of aluminum! "crickets crickets"

When I was a little girl, nearby Knott's Berry Farm had burro rides. I bet they were there before Disneyland was built.

when was a teen I used to smoke hash on the Monsanto interspace ride, was the safest place to toke in D-land

"Check out Disney Dan's Channel linked in the description." No link in the description. That cold Kev. COLD.

The quality of your videos is worth the wait

I love this series! Have you ever heard of Old Indiana? It was a dinky amusement park in Indiana we would go to once a year, but a slow-moving train ride derailed and paralyzed one and killed others. After that, it never recovered and closed. At one point, six flags bought the land, was a nature preserve for a bit, but now it’s a hops farm. Just a thought!

I can't imagine a Monsanto themed attraction would go over nowadays

Now I need to know more about the magic of lobotomies

city of angels baby

Ronnie Reagan, take it away! “ don’t mind if i do...”

What I learned: Disney has abandoned lots of Frontier Land attractions

10:10 damn former president Ronald Reagan doing disney press

Not going to lie, Disney Dan's voice scared me lol

That moon ride looks so cool! I can’t imagine what it would have been liked when first opened.

After walking around all day, that pizza is the best!! You can order a whole pie if you want. It is good quick and great to sit down and chill for a bit.

@10:22 ladies and gentlemen the 40th President of the United States(no joke that really him in the white jacket)

Ok. That intro was enough to make me give a like. Lol

I would luv to have Kevin Perjurers voice put into ATM's , the satisfaction of telling some clown his Card has been retained would be priceless..

I was born at the end of the 1950s and lived rather close to the first Disneyland. I went there so many times, and remember many of these older attractions. There were ticket books that had maps of the attractions, and it was fun to spot the forgotten ones. My last time was when i was in junior high school. I was kicked off of Tom Sawyer's Island, escorted out by two men in civil war Union uniforms. I was told never to return. I was in full tomboy mode, getting too rowdy as i was with two longtime boys i knew since forever. I rode the wonderful shrinking world exhibit of Monsanto, and thought i had been spitting at my friends. I realized when it was over i had been spitting at an old lady in the car behind me--the cars were disorienting in the dark. I swore off my horrible behavior. No one seemed to notice. I stopped on a kiddie freeway thing which had miniature cars you could drive. My friends were far behind me, i wanted to wait for them. An aggressive fellow in a blue jumpsuit emerged from a secret door on one of the columns supporting the freeway above, and swore at me, royally chewing me out. It was my last visit to Disneyland. I wonder if they still have the photos they took of me at Tom Sawyer's Island, ready to deal with me if i return!

Even though they were terrible, I totally want a phantom boat. Imagine the price one of those would go for at auction....

Could you do a longer episode about "WB Movie World", a german amusement park opened in 1996, trying to copy Universal and Disney-MGM? In the early days it was full with Warner Bros licenses, including a Daffy Duck 4D movie, a cheesy Batman show, a Police Academy stunt show and dark ride/flume ride hybrid with ALF and the Gremlins (!). 2005 it lost it's licenses and they bought a hotchpotch of IPs. The wacky Looney Tunes kiddie-flume-ride became a Ice Age ride, the 4D movie changed to SpongeBob than to Shrek and than to Ice Age (the IP is insanely popular in Germany), the Gremlins/ALF ride made room for a Van Helsing rollercoaster, they opened and closed a MGM Museum and in 2017 they opened a Star Trek rollercoaster. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's truely insane. :D

I honestly love sponsorship like this. Where the people reading out their sponsorship roast themselves. It's genuinely a good lean, even if I never remember what company you're advertising for-- rather than just being open and saying "hey I'm sponsored, check 'em out" or trying to subtly (and failing to subtly) drop hints to your sponsor.

Freakazoid: "Oh no! Well, at least they still have those little motor boats."

It's interesting to see opening day attractions that are gone. How the times have changed.

Still better than a Dollar Shave Club sponsorship...

There was a mule train at Knott’s. I remember clearly riding it when I was a kid and getting threatened and yelled at by an employee when I jumped off my mule too early and ran back to my parents.

Wow, I remember the rocket ship to the moon, I was in the USN in 1968. Adventures in Inner Space was pretty neat too.

Congrats on Season 2. Your videos are getting better and better.

An old-fashioned Victoria's Secret used to be part of Disneyland.......I'm at a loss for words.

Space Station X-1's closure is fascinating. I'm trying to imagine the kind of person who became "disinterested in space" in the late 1950s and early 1960s

Aunt Jemima's pancakes are the best.

Another great video! Weird to think that, even though Walt insisted on no alcohol in Disneyland to keep it family friendly, he OK'd a lingerie shop! (Also, I know you mentioned it briefly here, but I've still got my fingers crossed for an episode on Nature's Wonderland.)

I was not watching this expecting to hear the phrases "Disney" and "sponsored by the NRA" in the same sentence. Wow, times have changed a lot since then.

I can't be the only one who's never heard of "Torsolettes" before...right?

I can't stop fantasizing about those effing star chandeliers at 15:09.

The wizard of bras was the perfect attraction to save for number 1, it’s after midnight and I’m giggling like a schoolgirl

Amazing intro bit

OMG, I would have LOVED the Hall of Chemistry as a kid. Hell, I'd love it now!

I miss Adventure Thru Inner Space. It was my favorite when I was a kid.

Loved growing up in So Cal and remembering most of these attractions!

The intimate apparel bit was absolutely amazing, you guys went all out on this one

There’s a whole funky AMC / Kelvinator / Kaiser Jeep thing going on here that I had no idea of til watching this. Thanks!

I've lived in California since 1955 when I was 7. I remember all these. Went on them all as Disneyland was a trip made by Summer camp I went to each year.

The intro and humor are absolutely awesome! Keep it up guys.

I like the collaboration but can you try to process your audio to sound somewhat similar? The constrast been Dan's open sound and Kevin's heavily compressed sound is a little jarring and makes it feel like two different programs.

God damn I had a feeling as soon as I saw this account that I was going to watch every video and so far I haven’t stopped

The episodes just keep getting better and better! Really impressed with the detail and quality! (Also-you should cover Disney Quest and/or the Great Movie Ride at some point)

I seriously love this channel. The nostalgia it brings is unlike anything else I've ever watched. Thanks for making me feel like a kid again. ❤

These rides are defunct for good reasons. Another fabulous video as always!

Even "The Aluminum Hall of Fame" sounds more intriguing and exciting than anything at the silly park, today.

This video is also like a theme park ride because the audio level between Kevin and Dan rises and falls like a classic roller coaster.

I LOVED the #6 ride's iteration "Mission to Mars", which was present in the Magic Kingdom in my youth. It highly impacted my career decisionmaking, and I almost, nearly, not quite, ever managed to become an astronaut. But for a while I did try. It turns out good grades and 20/20 vision really help.

10:12 "Ronald Reagan?! The Actor!?"

I hate the fact that “The Wizard of Bras” went over my head the first time I heard it but even more so, that I laughed out loud at “the land down undie.” Anyways, thank you for that, those were smooth like butter.

omg, I loved the mule ride! It was the best part when I was a kid in the 60's!

Keep up with the amazing content! Always coming back for more now!

I remember the mules! They were my favorite ride back then.

I remember all of these from my first trip to Disneyland in 1963. The Davy Crocket Shootin' Gallery was so cool to me, with the bear walking back and forth or climbing the tree. You'd shoot him in his big glass reflector and he'd rear up and growl then reverse direction. If you were a good shot, you cold hit him in the big glass reflective tummy as well and and confuse the mechanics into which way it was supposed to go. One of my favorite memories of Rocket to the Moon was when the cabin would lose gravity. That was a pretty amazing effect as you felt you were rising out of your chair. My brother liked phantom boats/motor boat cruise because he'd like to get in a boat behind some girls and bump into them at any occasion. Space station X-1 seemed pretty real to little young me at the time, but I could never figure out how we got back to Earth so fast. I remember my dad laughing once in a while in the hall of chemistry because the displays were so corny. Kind of like a county fair with some money behind it. Incidentally, the pizza at Pizza Planet may not be all that awesome, but the Chicken Noodle Alfredo is amazing!

One other point about the "Rocket to the Moon" ride: The bottom portion of the seats would lower a bit mechanically to simulate the G-forces of a lift off.

I love it when you guys collab! I really do! I just wish the audio levels were a bit more even. Dan seems really loud when compared to Kevin’s audio. Makes watching with headphones kinda painful

Holy shit, a firearms display by the NRA? How times have changed. Hell I think they stopped selling mock revolvers and rifles in WDW.

I remember the Rocket to the Moon. It was there on my first trip and I remember that when the rocket was blasting off, the bottom of your seat would sink in like as if you were experiencing high G blast off. It took me by surprise and everyone around me got a good laugh as I jumped out of my seat. Oh, and I happen to like the pizza there. It's better than the burgers at the Galactic Grill... That's not hard to do though.

I love these videos, just the right mix of quick paced and nerdy/informative for me, with a lot of footage I never saw yet. I’d LOVE for you guys to do a video on the ‘64 World’s Fair that goes more in-depth than most stuff you can see online, especially if you have photos or video footage.

As a man from England the world of aluminium pained me greatly

Just mules. More exciting riding on animals that might take you on a true adventure rather than staying on track.

Land down undies? Priceless!!

Lmao did Monsanto have a this is how we created Agent Orange that was used in Vietnam and caused tons of birth defects and cancer hall in that exhibit? Lol.