I know this is one year late, but I also like it that after the first few times, it essentially just became background noise. We, and John for the most part, simply ignored it and stopped giving two shits about it.

@@TheCoffeeBird *beep* You have been fined 1/2 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

Lol I never noticed that it played throughout the movie. It was like after he got all the paper he needed i just started to ignore it, and not even recognize I did iy

@@TheCoffeeBird Dave Johnson, You are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

@@DJSHaKa who pissed in your Cheerios.

🤣🤣🤣

That hit too close to home lol

Lmaoo fuck lol

0:31

So fucking true

Eeeet, "You have been fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality standard". Imagine Richard Pryor, Gordon Ramsay or Samuel L Jackson with one of those things, they'd go bankrupt in a month. 😅

I mean, even sex has been outlawed. Hell, CHOCOLATE is illegal.

@@kettch777 It's almost as if the first & Second Amendments were repealed and San Angeles was now the Capital of the United States.

There trying to do it nowadays

I loved how it was a two way joke: he needed some toilet paper and he is wiping his ass with the fines literally and figuratively

He does not know how to use the sea shells, hahaha.

After the toilet paper rush of 2020, it hits even harder now

Iconic form of irony. He doesnt know how to use those 3 stupid seashells, so she swears like mad against the machine, to rprint him enough 'violation papers' so he can wipe his ass with them.

Me too..

jajajajajajaja yes!

So would every stand up comedian

Nah, they would over heat.

The machine would explode.

Nino would clean the machines with lamb sauce

Fuckers are fast too

@@alexthompson5275 *[buzz]* Alex Thompson, you are fined 1 credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

PrekiFromPoland That was awesome and hilarious 😆

@@PrekiFromPoland fuck you

Hahahaha

Don't worry friend, this only means that we are 50-60 years away from having real-life Judges, Dredd style.

Only in office work not in the oil field stool the same

These ppl don't listen to music, but love advertising. Uuurgh nauseating.

A movie ahead of its time

We said the same thing about Idiocracy.

true true

Yeah this movie made me kinda sad they can't even smoke or have sex

Big true

Yup, Norway's doing it now. Smh. Bye-bye, freedom of speech!

What's wrong with following society rules, just look at China and North Korea, people are so happy and their leader also say so.

Right ? This movie is so underrated.

Fuckers are fast too

@@HragFarraGaming (BZZZZZT!!) Hrag Farra, You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality standard.

@@DoomChopStick BEEEEEEP. lol

lol xD. Never gets old. -- "Be well." "BE FUCKED." -- "John Spartan you are fined one credit of the verbal morality statute."

Seems like we're 2/3 of the way to that bullshit already. Just takes one radical Democrat in office to fuck us over. Maybe if we're lucky we'll destroy both political parties like it was meant to be before then but I doubt that'll ever happen. xD

Yes and we are already seeing attempts to enforce fines and threat of imprisonment for speech that offends people.

We have the whole butthurt community ready, all they need now is Chinese Civil point now

Jesus... I'll be turning 40 that year!

@Amed Tajan stay home dumbass. The police are doing a great job where you live.

Him saying "BEEP" just made it better.

Beep You are fine one credit for violation of verbal morality statute.

@@texasboy9036 John spartan: " Thanks a lot, you ?#*$- brained, #&%£faced, &@‰%-breakin', dumb %£?@in' pain in the @$&." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Ow!!! M§¥‡€&#*@‰?£!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

Dana Carter Dana Carter Da Da Carter you are fine one credit for the violation of the verbal mortality statue.

I've been wondering what the hell that meant for 30 years! Thanks!

I've always wondered why she only got fined a half credit. Thanks for clearing that up!

Wow I never even noticed that

But she waits until she's standing right next to the damn thing?? ops I just got fined 1 credit

I assumed it was either bc she wasn't a repeat violator, or bc she's a cop and got some sort of law enforcement discount.

(BZZZT!) You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

I was promised seashells in the future, damn it!

@@emperorpicard7222 (BZZZT!) Emperor Picard You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

@@korvasxeno Get the hell outta here!!!!!

@@indifference1015 (Bzzt!) You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality standard.

The thing melts off the wall due to overheating

It'll be out of paper and ink in 10-15 seconds

BEEEEEEP!

Or *Joe Pesci.* He wouldn't last 2 minutes around one of those damned language violation machines! (In the background) _"BEEP! VMIFerrari, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"._

VMIFerrari That's a good one too lol Casino Joe Pesci

"this fascist crap makes me want to puke"

And therefore: Fuck political correctness.

you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute

xXSilentAgent47Xx did you think that youtube would just stay the same as it always was before the bigger it got?

Thanks to the lefty libtards. Now, all we need are three seashells and this world will be officially screwed.

Google wants to be in control of social media, but they don't want to enforce our 1st amendment.

Do you think this movie predicted some things that it's scary?

Scared of a bunch of pussies? Lmao.

KageTrauma Bzzt!! You have been fined one credit of the the language morality code.

Funny then, hilarious now, i know this world wont happen because dreams never come true

jwn5 If this world is in any way a dream to you, I don't trust you to even intern near a government official.

Truly horrible

Not so much

But Schwarzenegger is not president of the US and he doesn´t have a public library named after him..

Welcome to KZfaq.

It's the goal of all collectivity.

"BEEP!!"

"you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"

*Fuckers

thats because he is black

Fuck you. Throws paper over shoulder

cause the microchip!!

Too funny!

Wesley Snipes stole the show in this movie

You are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

@@supercomputer0448 That sounds comedic!

Censored*

Yeah! Every damn time we are getting close that. We are getting #$*%ed up here!

"WcHDICE, your video has been demonitized for one violation verbal morality statue."

yeah, he has lots of culture, its supposed to be a full fledged chaotic sociopath that can turn society upside down, think of batmans joker

@@michaelaramis1210 this says a lot about the society we live in

That's good writing right there.

The character Simon Phoenix actually have near genius intellect.

Wicked cultured

+Gwasgray yes, Especially since his mouth was dam near touching it!!! LMAO that shit was so funny though

Gwasgray, lol

Gwasgray lol

'John Spartan, you are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality statute. I.... I think. I couldn't quite understand what you were saying, but I'm assuming there was at least one f bomb in there.' Hm, doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Somebody actually made one these. You can find it on Hackaday.

Along with Facebook and ever other fucking social media site lol

Vote for Hillary and you will have this in all aspects of your life guaranteed!

Billy Price dont forget the ky jelly then lol

If Donald fucks up...he's gonna make MANY enemies...Nothing to do with freedom of speech. what Im saying here is the god honest truth. P.S. NO PRESIDENT has the right to FUCK with the Bill of Rights....Freedom of Speech is part of it

not nice to make threats dummy

Hahahah indeed its horriefing

Prophetic I say

@@nathanenfinger9559 "YOUR REPEATED VIOLATION OF THE VERBAL MORALITY STATUTE HAS CAUSED ME TO NOTIFY THE SAN ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT, PLEASE REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE."🤣🤣

Idiocracy too.

And why's that ? You guys keep repeating the same thing over and over " its like that tuday or it will be " but why ? If you mean that our society is invaded by sjw and wokes that always whine when we say something I agree with you otherwise I don't know wtd you're talking about

You’re insane

J B we had time to learn to use them, hope someone did

@@michaelaramis1210 😂😂😂

"See you in a few minutes."

We also have Idiocracy.

@Nehemiah Pouncey Definitely not.

@@frankstrawnation Idiocracy is becoming more and more of a reality where Americans' are involved (and what it makes fun of, too).

@@frankstrawnation and soon Minority report.

i said fuck in the grocery store yesterday and nothin happened to me

With a dash of the Hunger Games mixed in.

Before ultimately reaching Fallout.

we weren't decisive about with dystopian live we wanted, so we choosed both

And quite possibly some terminator stuff as well since we are messing around with A.I.

Yeah half way there

Exactly what I was thinking.

They almost have it.

I'm not sure what frightens me more. The social justice world, or the world with which the right-wing worshipers of God Biology want to replace it. They are not opposites, but opposames.

You probably saw it on network television, then. There have always been laws against using profanity on TV, unless it's on a movie channel, like HBO.

@@WorthlessDeadEnd they never bleep out

@@lexkanyima2195 Depends on the word, and the network. A network channel is ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX. They're the channels you get for free if you use antennae on your television.

@@WorthlessDeadEnd NBC is a edgy network

@@lexkanyima2195 If you say so. I haven't watched network television since the ball dropped last New Years. Not even exaggerating.

(Bzzzz!) j lin, you are fined three credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute!

I think that one was from Total Recall and as I recall the Taxi tried to run over Arnold when he refused to pay for it.

y01p0w3r3d You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

Chase Miller fuck you

Rai Rahul Your repeated violation of the verbal morality statute has caused me to notify the authorities, please remain where you are.

Tell that to The Simpsons how they acquire time machine

elitebelt and TV oh wait

KZfaqrs complaining/joking about KZfaq in a KZfaq comment section instead of doing something helpful like joining other video platforms that "compete" with KZfaq. What sweet stupid irony you guys uphold.

Dumbass. If that was that easy people would have all left for these other video platforms by now. The whole world already gathers around youtube, it's the place with the most viewers. Other services don't even have a fraction of the potential viewer base. That's the definitive reason we're all here now. To mingle and/or get most views.

elitebelt That happens in January of 2020 Due to KZfaq’s new terms of fucking our service.

Demolition man and cyberpunk 2077 is the future that's happening now

Awemage same here haha

Agree... he's literally purchasing shit tickets, lmao.

@@brothermissy7760 He's using them for TP.

@drmayeda1 That's what he means. He's literally purchasing toilet paper aka "shit tickets" by swearing and getting fined.

@@braddocke.hutton7392 *BEEEP* Braddock Hutton, you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

Lies again? Get Wi-fi

@@NazriB err, what?

who almost got the role as john spartan?

@@PabloRuizMega Steven Seagal, IIRC..

Nacho Joshas Good luck with that...

Nacho Joshas as long as it's not old Disney cartoons

2016,2017,2018 in a nutshell

Make that the next 5 to ten years by the looks of it

it got worse

Jon Amendall especially when she was the first one to be fined by the machine.

Sandra Bullock.

*2020* prophecy fulfillment begins.

That's what the Dem's want our Police Department to be lol.

@@danielware4069 I want to deny that but I really can’t

gettin pretty close

​@@danielware4069It's not the Dems or even the Reps. It's the ultimate spiritual disease called Humanity.

Fuck you. ( Then cops came). And fuckers are fast too

@@alexthompson5275 you are fined 2 credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute. 😂

Snipes' cussing is hilarious throughout this movie

xbox one, go, destroy em all!

They made everything that could destroy them illegal. Kind of like Obama's world.

they don't look so tough a pipe or a baseball bat even just ripping it off a wall with a crowbar would work

let's just hope they never do exist.

Police officer: Excuse me citizen. You seem to be having a problem with the- Me: SHUT! THE FUCK! UP! (Continues pulverizing the machine)

Max Power Correction: One of the all-time great action movies.

Max Power what fuck you

akiraman26 (Buzz) You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statue..

thanks alot you shit for brains, ball breaking duck fucking pain in the ass, so for the sea shells...

John Spartan..John Spartan..John Spartan.. John Spartain you have ben fined 4 Credits for Repeated Violations of the Verbal Morality Statue

ivannthegreat1 environmental responsibility they hadn't done yet

Winston Huckleberry you got forgot this- no religion.

Gemaera most importantly.. this! Cheers haha

+Winston Huckleberry Oh! i see what you mean. Oops! 😊

Darkzz Lord Thats alright mate, your life will get better.

LOL I didn't realise that there are people out there that take things literally... ffs. Sir, you need to take a long look in the mirror and take a minute to really look at yourself. Bye.

vanishy0urself Trigggered!!!

As Nostalgia Critic said, people who can't take a joke, overly sensitive to bad language... Yep, that's about right.

vanishy0urself not quite because everyone in this film is in shape

Fuck...I ruined the 666 likes. :(

THEPLANETEARTH If not so,already.

20 years if we are lucky.

THEPLANETEARTH it is in California

THEPLANETEARTH Its valid now.

THEPLANETEARTH It's already valid. See what happens in UK. They literally arrest people over posting meme.

@John Constantine Yeaheah, buai

It only offends insecure people.

Well... He paid for it by his credits.

don't forget about tv series Dark Angel

2001 a space oddysey

I can't let you do that Simon 😁

well when it came out, we were all old enough to get it :p

Stop all the Rip van Winkling! We need to figure out which type of sea shells are best to use to replace toilet paper.

@@number3stunner118 Really? You don't know which shells to use? hahahahahahahahahahaha I can see how that can be....confusing.

RiggsBF That machine would explode.

Throw in Gordon Ramsey and the Turrets Guy for good measure

I'll add Berney Mac in there too.....

I wonder how Ozzy Osbourne would react.

Angry Video Game Nerd.

She still a baddie !

Except for the seashells.

Language violation machines that fine you?

😆

It won't, you're both overly dramatic.

no it's already happened. In Belgium, they can fine you for cursing in public. Want something closer to home? Middleborough, Massachusetts also has fines for cursing in public. With the growing bullshit culture of pansy politically correct where everyone is offended by something and we all need government regulated safe spaces, this movie along with many other sci fi novels/movies were frighteningly accurate in their depictions of the future. Welcome to the future, where we're all too stupid, too soft and too defenseless to take care of ourselves so Big Brother has to do it for us.

John Doe America is one of the most unpolitically correct countries you can think of today...YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...YOU CAN OFFEND WHOEVER YOU WANT FREELY...STOP BEING OVERSENSITIVE ABOUT FREEDOMS YOU ALREADY HAVE.

John Doe i live in Belgium and there are no fines here for bad language in public. Where would you get that nonsense.

Jimmy Meuris You can't expect the average American to actually know *facts* from outside of our country. They believe whatever tripe their favorite personality tells them.

Now you have to figure out what bathroom you will use, LOL!

Nice strawman you got there.

this movie is becoming reality...

@@InfiniteDeckhand that's not a strawman, that's reality snowflake.

@Hitchdude I love your profil pic.

Singaporeans who are used with fines are laughing right now 😂

Amazing how they knew today's society would behave, isn't it? 🤔

People? No. Americans? Yes.

@@WorthlessDeadEnd Yeah it’s crazy

@@ursa_margo Americans are the most sensitive ones I know this because I am American 🇺🇸 and I am not Sensitive.

@@actionfigurescollectionssu7854 Apparently, it is somehow beneficial to be "sensitive" in the US society at this specific point in time...

Good for you.

Be sure to take plenty of hair care products with you so you can look just as fabulous as the resistance leader did.

We'll all be down there partying with beers and rat burgers

That sounds way better then a World controlled by China :t

Google is Skynet

@heartbreakmanNo1 Word. Chinese civilians are murdered by their own government in droves IN PUBLIC in 1989 at Tiananmen, and even to this day they are not even allowed to talk about it. To the point *that they are not even allowed to refer to June 4th, but euphemize it in whispered "May 35th"* *China is just a richer bigger North Korea already with a humongous nuclear arsenal.* It's an abnormal country where KZfaq and Facebook are banned, so ppl can never learn the truth, Just like North Korea. Hell, NK is China's puppet state. They keep sending families who made it out alive of NK back into NK to get tortured and murdered by the state. They fund Kim's nukes and keep pumping him with strategic resources like oil which only the military uses (nobody in NK has cars except the ruling elite and the military) to maintain maximum oppression of 25 million civilians. Ppl are forced to work for the state and China's projects in NK. None of their earnings are kept for themselves. They are born to work and conscripted without pay for 10 to 15 years in military, both male and women.

Quickly becoming reality.

@El Gusanillo Del Juego Awful at choosing martyrs.... CHECK

@El Gusanillo Del Juego Social Distancing Policy.... CHECK

In the same way that the handmaid's tale predicted the inevitable conclusion of christian conservative politics?

@El Gusanillo Del Juego *Wow - amazing how some of this movie has gone over your head.* *The LIBERALS are the ones enforcing these policies and eroding Free Speech - Nigel Hawthorne's character Raymond Cocteau is **_not_** a Republican - **_he is a LIBERAL!_* *Liberals are the ones creating the society you see in the movie - and Donald Trump is fighting to **_save our Freedom Of Speech!_* *Seriously, how badly can you fuck up and be this clueless about a message from the future that is so important?*

Future no one want to live in

We're already living it

Not if more people understand the full context of first amendment (specifically free speech, where you're not entitled to be punished because of your speech no matter how offensive it is including speech that considered to be "hate speech", but you can be punished if you inciting active call of violence against someone or tell a lie that causing harm to someone else which btw is already breaking law).

How did Taco Bell win the Franchise Wars?

Pedo Bear you are fined 1/2 credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

I have been banned for 3 days from FB because I was using the word assfucking.

Seriously?

@@davidjones3165 No lol, they are full of shit. I've never been suspended and I've done everything short of telling someone to kill themselves

What in the goddamn fucking hell is fucking wrong with motherfucking blood?

There's an entire underground revolution of people living in the sewers smoking handrolled cigarettes, drinking beer, eating burgers, and swearing all they want, it's great

We are not that far from that future.

Congratulations, thats the world we live in...

@@dorugoramon0518 You beat by a week sir.

Having trouble maintaining your language hygiene?

AO17 (BUZZ!!!) AO17, you are in direct violation of the Verbal Morality Statute. The local authorities are being summoned for your immediate reprimand. Please remain where you are until they arrive.

I bet that movie and Pulp Fiction would destroy that machine

Goodfellas would break that machine too. A Joe Pesci scene alone would be enough.

I think Casino and Scarface would also be machine breakers.

The Wolf of Wall Street and The Departed

Yes, that's generally how time works

Eric Gravely not now that a capitalist instead of a communist is in charge of America I can only hope that England gets someone in charge just like him

Eric Gravely Jaywalking. Any pr department. Blood Diamonds. Prison for miscarriage. Debtors prison. Cops are judge, jury and executioner. For profit prisons. Corporations sell confusion. Etc.