Astra Militarum (Bricky) vs. T'au Empire (Dameki) | Dice Check LIVE Battle Report Warhammer 40k
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Күн бұрынBricky's Imperial Guard take on Dameki's T'au Empire to see who would be last place
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0:00 Introduction
1:18 Army Lists
6:59 Secondaries
9:05 T'au Turn 1
21:23 Astra Militarum Turn 1
37:13 T'au Turn 2
54:28 Astra Militarum Turn 2
1:14:49 T'au Turn 3
1:26:03 Astra Militarun Turn 3
1:37:41 MVP's and LVP's
@DiceCheck 3 жыл бұрын
We know that some of you also enjoy the full length BR's that we stream on twitch to watch in the background while you hobby, so would you rather see something like this for the streamed reports or would you rather have them uploaded as a full vod? Let us know!
@baitbait65 3 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@aslayeri239 3 жыл бұрын
I like both, but this type is better because it is mainly the important things
@maatoon 3 жыл бұрын
Although it isnt as pure as the long ones, I like it a lot more!
@Lewismarty1 3 жыл бұрын
If you’re only willing/able to upload one, go for the longest form IMO. Better to let the viewer skip ahead/around.
@Causticcalamity 3 жыл бұрын
I like the shorter length because it can be more manageable to watch. I know some other BatReps upload full length vods as a separate channel though if that's a possibility.
@benkavin1473 3 жыл бұрын
Colonel Bricky: "Shatter! Their! Sky!" _Basilisk Artillery Battery fires massive volley of shells_ _All shells miss except one shell which explodes and shrapnel destroys a single drone_ Colonel Bricky: "Great Success!"
@patjc6598 2 жыл бұрын
This comment is excellent lol. Great success!
@Qardo 2 жыл бұрын
I struggle to separate the tabletop game from Lore. As we all know , the area the Basilisk fired into. Everything is generally fucked. Even if they were not direct hits. It is a mess. And a single drone being destroyed in one volley. Clearly, some Warp nonsense was going on. Nee technology that the Tau is using, and no one even realized existed. Or said drone was a Shield Drone, and it was destroyed doing its job.
@BenDover-tk3jj 2 жыл бұрын
1 drone is better than no drones :)
@cytorakdemon Жыл бұрын
Guard: "That is but a taste of our fury! Do you yield?" Tau: "I do not."
@bigsmoke6675 3 жыл бұрын
So, Bricky, how many guardsmen did You bring? " *UNTOLD BILLIONS* "
@crazymuse007 Жыл бұрын
And what are they using against the enemy? " Sheer SUNDERING firepower"
@cyanideinmycereal1077 3 жыл бұрын
The preliminary bombardment was the biggest guard moment I’ve seen on yt
@ethan2670 3 жыл бұрын
*Last roll is a 6, only kills one thing* Worth it
@Jormyyy 3 жыл бұрын
When in the video does it happen?
@ethan2670 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jormyyy it's the very first game action, even before Tau gets to move
@Jormyyy 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethan2670 gotcha thanks mate
@FunkBastid 3 жыл бұрын
*THIS IS A CERTIFIED GUARD MOMENT*
@mainsails2892 3 жыл бұрын
I'm forever immortalized as the guy who said Mor Tau Kombat
@cooldude1565 3 жыл бұрын
absolute king
@GiskardRevenlov 3 жыл бұрын
Chad
@roguepsykerhaaker4813 2 жыл бұрын
we got a badass over here
@eepasheep9578 2 жыл бұрын
Oh look it’s the guy that said Mor Tau Kombat
@Riff_III 3 жыл бұрын
This channel has been around for only 5 months technically and yet it is easily one of the highest produced shows for warhammer I’ve ever seen. Y’all are some of the hardest workers I’ve ever seen
@NoFlu 3 жыл бұрын
And unlike some other battle report channels, this one is so much fun to watch. It's like some cooking channels you watch for the recipe, while others you watch for the recipe and the banter. This channel is the latter, but with toy soldiers not food.
@pantsmage970 2 жыл бұрын
Check out 40k in 40 minutes in my opinion besides these guys they are the best. These two channels are hands down the best for different reasons but highly recommend it
@MRLOLLAST123 3 жыл бұрын
That preliminary bombardment really set the tone for this game... :D
@GiskardRevenlov 3 жыл бұрын
"It blows up!" "YEESS!" "You might kill your commander." "... *FUUUCK* !" lmfao
@DragonaxFilms 3 жыл бұрын
Bricky aggressively demanding Dameki to kill his troops is just so funny to me. He seems like a great guy to have as an opponent xD
@draves8953 3 жыл бұрын
I wish most gamers would hype each other up like these guys. “Unit gets wiped” let’s gooooo!!!
@stankobarabata2406 Жыл бұрын
He should've made a Krieg army.
@cookiecraze1310 Жыл бұрын
'Lego Yoda death sound'
@jessenicoletta4160 3 жыл бұрын
I love how in terms of pure models, even with tanks and walkers and tempestus, the guard still have a stupid amount of models. Never change imperial guard, never change
@NotMCKarl 2 жыл бұрын
untold BILLIONS
@hansw15 2 жыл бұрын
Even bringing 7 Leman Russ tanks, my army also has 72 infantry models.
@voidwalker5784 2 жыл бұрын
That's the Whole reason I love the guard
@homelessstone7674 3 жыл бұрын
I still say this was nothing more than the last two places in Mario Cart fighting over not being last
@damien9683 3 жыл бұрын
Back on the N64 the last (human player) had to give up the controller. And with 6-7 friends in the room BOY did it get *ugly...* *GOOD TIMES*
@santino7470 3 жыл бұрын
Being in 1st is boring, being amongst the cluster of people fighting and slamming into each other is hilarious.
@bombarded15 3 жыл бұрын
I get why other channels don't, but I love that you guys cut lose on the swearing, it feels like I'm watching my gaming group play lol
@nnurk 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who hasnt been able to play with my old game group through a combination of scheduling issues, our FLGS closing permanently, and you know, COVID, I havent been able to enjoy a night rollin dice wit da boyz in a LONG time. So this is very comforting.
@sethkeown5965 3 жыл бұрын
Creed is gonna slap your nuts.
@nnurk 3 жыл бұрын
@@sethkeown5965 it would be an honor.
@zachburghdoff9126 3 жыл бұрын
Just hearing FUCK! when someone fails a wound roll 😂
@pantsmage970 2 жыл бұрын
Just feels like I'm playing 40k with the boys some drinks and swearing all over makes it much more fun
@MrMoustaffa 2 жыл бұрын
When a guard player is saying "what the hell does Creed fight in combat with?" You know something has gone horribly wrong
@hisnotsolonely2961 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously the hidden titan in his right pocket.
@americankid7782 2 жыл бұрын
Creed gets a +6 to hit +5 to wound and a 4D6 for damage.
@Xios_Angelis Жыл бұрын
His ironclad balls he slapped Abbadon with?
@democrack113 Жыл бұрын
@@Xios_Angelis Nah his AP -10 Magnum Dong.
@filwilliamson9149 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who's first army was Custodes, I look at these lists and think "how can you fit so many units into a 2000 point list?" I know it's because they're not elite like custodes, but it's a knee jerk reaction. Edit: Bricky was that a TTS reference with the "it's really tanky though"
@adriaibarratomas3956 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, one of the cool things of imperial guard is being able to fit so many units as a horde army. So if you're used to elite armies makes sense to have that reaction. Hope you're having fun with those custodes.
@MrReyfan619 3 жыл бұрын
Totally same.
@GonnaDieNever 3 жыл бұрын
30 conscripts for 120 points lol
@filwilliamson9149 3 жыл бұрын
@@GonnaDieNever I can get 3 Custodian Guard for 150 points lol.
@GonnaDieNever 3 жыл бұрын
@@filwilliamson9149 To be fair my other army is IK, and my cheapest model is 145 points. But that's what Guard allies are for.
@FredDino 2 жыл бұрын
This is my first foray into 40k, and I have to say, in any other system, I don't think anyone would be as excited to see things die, regardless of side. I'm confused as hell, but I'll keep watching, just for the joy you guys take in seeing stuff get blown up
@AB-qp2tm 2 жыл бұрын
I love both these factions and they always lose, today ONE of them has to win, and for that I am happy.
@loganparry2676 3 жыл бұрын
I died when he said “How the FUCK does Creed fight”
@ethan2670 3 жыл бұрын
The editing is flawless guys, keeping the voice over going on top of the sped up movement phase made it so easy to watch
@metalbat8414 3 жыл бұрын
"She calls me GOD" - God
@agentafter206 3 жыл бұрын
Need a Japanese grilfriend so she can say "Kami-Sama" hehehe
@Thillidan 3 жыл бұрын
-God, flexing on Joseph in the book of Matthew, after banging Joseph's wife
@DerVasto 3 жыл бұрын
God in and outside of the sheets
@Brock_Friesenborg 3 жыл бұрын
It's like watching two dudes shooting dice in a seedy gambling parlor.
@kalamander8563 3 жыл бұрын
You mean they aren't?!
@vineyarddaze 3 жыл бұрын
Only 1 6 out of all those bombardment rolls 😳😆
@mahius19 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute... this familiar voice... is this the same Bricky from Adeptus Ridiculous podcast?!? And he has his Cadians too! I hope one day that DK and Shy will also be able to come on here for some dicerolls and mo memes.
@shaded0ut286 3 жыл бұрын
Yup that's him
@simonefrangella6219 3 жыл бұрын
You should check out the warhammer videos he does in his own channel, they are extremely good
@AceTaxiaGaming 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe dk but Shy... Is mute
@AceTaxiaGaming 3 жыл бұрын
@Frank Rauen medically I believe.
@mrcaterpillow9926 3 жыл бұрын
@@AceTaxiaGaming It'd be wild if they still had her come on, and just put a text to speech as her inner monologue.
@gregsmw 3 жыл бұрын
i love how every time melee happens its an absolute slap fest
@keRrYsTuArT101 3 жыл бұрын
I know bricky is tall but it looks like he's standing on a step higher than dameki
@mvtant9998 3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching on a phone and Bricky's dice are impossible to see.
@zacharyabsher3745 3 жыл бұрын
im on pc and its the same for me
@zacharyabsher3745 3 жыл бұрын
i think its the box
@KMn048 3 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyabsher3745 he switches later on
@kaidan436 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer this length since it focuses on mostly the important things
@xenomorph1312 3 жыл бұрын
the Astra Militarum hold a special place in my heart because of the horrors they have to fight everyday and willingly do it
@john-marccartagenas6706 3 жыл бұрын
The best bois
@ElvishShellfish 3 жыл бұрын
“Willingly”
@nathanielphillips2576 3 жыл бұрын
I am Alpharius.
@FunkBastid 3 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Phillips based and liarpilled
@kaelkirkby9191 2 жыл бұрын
@@ElvishShellfish *Commisar loads encouraging bolter round*
@t0xictac015 3 жыл бұрын
The rapid-fire Mortar rolls were amazing to watch
@the_rosegoddess 2 жыл бұрын
It seems really chill to have Bricky as your opponent in a 40k match. It's just great.
@tacoboy2218 2 жыл бұрын
As a guardsman player that first barrage puts a smile on my face
@mariojorge68 3 жыл бұрын
watching tau in this edition is so sad. You guys made it incredibly funny but goddamn, seeing Tau get outshot then melee'd into uselessness by the fucking Guard of all things was depressing.
@slayeroffurries1115 2 жыл бұрын
Guards is a chad faction
@thethrongler4048 2 жыл бұрын
@@slayeroffurries1115 yes
@michelecastellotti9172 2 жыл бұрын
@@slayeroffurries1115 all factions are chad factions, for their own reasons.
@RepTheFam 3 жыл бұрын
When theres one guardsmen, theres hundred -Bricky
@Duck-oc2hp 3 жыл бұрын
“Wait is it- no that’s a shield drone” “It’s a shield MISSLE drone” *”OH NO”* 1:33:55
@BackFiredProd 3 жыл бұрын
I seriously have nvr gotten this hyped from listening to a Batrep 🤣 the energy during the entire battle was very addictive
@zakleclaire1858 3 жыл бұрын
During Tau T2, you didnt need to fall back your stealth suits, you could have used the wall of mirrors strat and just moved them 9" away and still be able to shoot
@MRLOLLAST123 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I love your battle reports. They have a lot of for the love of the game in them. And shout out to Bricky's podcast Adeptus Ridiculous as well for making me laugh showing how over the top ridiculous wh40k is:)
@Mox_Normandy 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the easiest to watch and understand battle reports i've watched. Enough production to tell me whats happening and not too much so the feel of just shooting shit is lost. 10/10 Will recommend
@SilentGhostSG 3 жыл бұрын
Dameki must have been suffering recently being a Hawks and a T'au fan simultaneously
@IatepotatOS 3 жыл бұрын
Bricky: "I'm gonna fire at those fuckin' Fire Warriors in the.. trees" Me: A-.. are they speaking.. Vietnamese? I'll stop.
@sammiearmstrong7227 3 жыл бұрын
The trees start speaking fish? I should stop too.
@UnicornSafetyPin75 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangster ‘til the leaf starts moving. Yeah we should stop....
@cornpop7521 3 жыл бұрын
Oh bricky brought creed. That explains the baneblade I found under my chair.
@devildevious2646 2 жыл бұрын
Genius
@lawrencealcantara 3 жыл бұрын
prelim bombardment was HILARIOUS though. was dying of laughter with each no. with that said.... i love that strategem!
@GAINAX01 3 жыл бұрын
Literally the only battle reports that I enjoy watching, and I'm British. Keep it up guys. Love your sense of humour!
@starviper1813 Жыл бұрын
one of the main things that I enjoy about yall is how stoked yall get for each other. like yall just wanna see cool shit happen and I love it.
@pantsmage970 3 жыл бұрын
My commando troops I named the brick no one gets it but I do..i do. You are doing us guard players proud sir keep it up
@ivanorozco2155 3 жыл бұрын
I like how you could have phrase it in any way but you choose, "which one Is worst.
@jamesgillum9604 3 жыл бұрын
I love bricky's mortar rolls in turn 2, such smoothly delivered failure
@breadbox1357 3 жыл бұрын
Have you guys thought about making a series on a general way on how to play each faction. Love the content. Matt play some mawlocs
@anungunrama9344 3 жыл бұрын
Dameki to God -" you know, you're daughter calls me god too"
@Iizavampire2 3 жыл бұрын
"I have 62 shots going into your fire warriors" YOU WHAT
@mcarrowtime7095 2 жыл бұрын
Only 62? Doesn’t have the disposable shots to waste I guess.
@travellion2112 3 жыл бұрын
As a total n00b just trying to get into Warhammer, I have absolutely no idea what is happening but I'm FUCKING HERE FOR IT!
@animudebilina_3002 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what they're saying or whats happening, but i like this
@Meuduso1 3 жыл бұрын
I watched the stream on the side while doing other stuff and rewatching the cut battle reports, even if it is the same battle, is just great
@sethbargonetti5545 3 жыл бұрын
Still convinced bricky ain't got no legs and this video is messing with me
@natesal5037 3 жыл бұрын
They missed the time honored tradition of starting every game by laughing at the tau player
@embracemusic8878 3 жыл бұрын
Loving the battle reports guys 😀 been so happy that you started 40k and I can't wait to see brickys necrons ;)
@catherineounan6516 3 жыл бұрын
a mere second in and my fight or flight was triggered
@thealmightyduck5743 3 жыл бұрын
That was the most fun BR I've ever watched
@tazmokhan7614 3 жыл бұрын
That was a bloodbath on both sides from the start to the finish...wow good game both of you guys!!
@miller_de 3 жыл бұрын
That intro reminded me about The Gamers: Dorkness Rising! Daphne: What did the barmaid say? Flynn the Fine: "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes." Timeless classic :D kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qrWFntZ1r6nNmqs.html
@suburbum 3 жыл бұрын
Two things I like about bricky: 1.) This man has a fantastic beard. 2.) I like the way that guy rolls his dice
@TheGateShallStand 3 жыл бұрын
Sad to see that Bricky didn't just pop up with almost 300+ basic infantry for the Royal Guard
@madnessSavior 3 жыл бұрын
Tau look sick! Great paint job
@darkmagpiestudios8222 3 жыл бұрын
Really do like that Imperial Guard Colour scheme.
@warmasterraven1447 3 жыл бұрын
I like the shortened battle reports, will you be doing more of them?
@spitandfire 3 жыл бұрын
Astra victorious! Always good to see!
@breadbox1357 3 жыл бұрын
Have you thought about tourny where the lists get made by the owner but then are randomly assigned to the player. So see how different people play the faction?
@fernandozavaletabustos205 Жыл бұрын
Awesome video, you have gained a new subscriber!
@YnnaMuutaSellaista 3 жыл бұрын
When moving from front camera to the top camera, the perspective flips. Could you fix that?
@zachwiseman9635 2 жыл бұрын
This seems like a super fun group to be a part of. I’d love to play my Black Legion against them
@MrSarcasticGaming Жыл бұрын
"Bullgrns neva die, we's just missin in axeshun."- These ridiculously tanks boys
@soic9690 2 жыл бұрын
im so glad im not the only one who loves the preliminary bombardment
@jamesridgewell7758 3 жыл бұрын
Btw, the marker lights stack! You can have the troll 1s and the -1 to hit
@fullfrontal2860 3 жыл бұрын
where can I find game mates like the ones they are using for objective markers?
@roseriot4063 3 жыл бұрын
I really like this format of BR's
@PandorasFolly 3 жыл бұрын
OG IG player here. Ive been playing AM for decades. You need to increase your infantry count. At the very least you need like 120 guardsmen. In 9th edition nearly all infantry seems to be the way to go. Though scions are an excellent addition as suicide killers
@justrynnagitthere1430 2 жыл бұрын
Man everytime I see one of these games being played I have no fuckin clue whats going on at all but its so badass.
@williamwalsh4743 3 жыл бұрын
45:20 40k summarized
@DerVasto 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea about this, but the preliminary bombardement was hilarious.
@derekburge5294 3 жыл бұрын
"Explode, explode, explode!" >Explodes "Yaaaaaaaaaaay!" "You might kill your commander." "Fuuuuuuuuuck!"
@Darktoque 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best battle report on the web
@legofans699 3 жыл бұрын
Those are some good looking models
@Andrewlang90 2 жыл бұрын
“We have a Manticore. Does it have a full payload? You guys fucking know it does.”
@questionalatbest1827 3 жыл бұрын
loving the shorter Br's it can be hard to watch full Vods, though some form of BG music would be great to help with the quiet moments between players. Just some ambience or something would work wonders!
@thatdudeoverthere456 2 жыл бұрын
Does anybody happen to know where they got that cadian artwork from in their thumbnail?
@369someguy Жыл бұрын
The ABSOLUTE BALLS on this man 20 seconds in
@shell_of_myself 3 жыл бұрын
What's the name of those points trackers?
@TheAnc1entOne3509 3 жыл бұрын
When are you guys going to do the Tau tier list?
@terrorjesus91 3 жыл бұрын
no need everything is f tier
@retromancer 2 жыл бұрын
Love these 40k reports, do you guys think you could do some kill team?
@galacticlupine9460 3 жыл бұрын
Now that I've seen Bricki, need to see DK to see the other half of adeptus ridiculous
@CC-vp1on 3 жыл бұрын
We need More-Tau combat!
@connoredwards1311 2 жыл бұрын
Bricky and Dameki promised this would be a fun game, and they didn't disappoint. They both had so much fun and it made it so enjoyable to watch. Never forget; we play because it's fun ❤
@bbdf21 3 жыл бұрын
I watched the Stream and loved the match
@helghastunit7363 3 жыл бұрын
1:05:14 , easily one of the funniest moments I've seen on wargaming.
@havoc2.050 2 жыл бұрын
I wanna start playing especially with orcs but there's no groups near me what do I do
@crispyco6277 2 жыл бұрын
I must admit, it's so weird to see Matt here when u originally watched the guy for league content, but also cool as i have gotten into warhammer :D
@TheLilmuzzy 2 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what I’m watching but it’s kinda dope
@Doomshaper1 3 жыл бұрын
I need that Tau shirt!!!
@TheFrozenRanger 2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone think it would be better if the overhead cam was flipped? Since in the normal view Tau are on the right side of the screen, but when the overhead goes, they suddenly are on the left. Though I can see the benefits of how it is because the players can point and say "to the left of this unit" during the overhead, and screen left matches that. Maybe you guys could flip the overhead camera, but also include a North, South, East, and West arrow on the edges of the board, and have the players say "to the North of this unit" instead, as a plus I think that would make it sound more like generals talking.
@mcarrowtime7095 2 жыл бұрын
They’d never remember, even with a compass rose
@AKEZ_076 2 жыл бұрын
Im new to warhammer and i wanted to buy either a imperial guard start collecting box or a tau empire box but i couldnt decide so imma just get the army that wins here lol
@jacobpacheco3165 2 жыл бұрын
Bricky really is one of the best personalities on the show
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