Ah, it was nice being briefly happy again while the video lasted.

if only owen were willing to quit, maybe we wouldn’t have to be so unexpectedly happy every now and then. thank you, my man.

Infinite Review has replaced Prozac in my life.

The Razzles must flow

Thanks for unlocking some memories! There was this collectibles shop up the road and as a kid in the 90s it had everything you could want from POGs to X-Men trading cards, MtG, D&D, Beanie babies, a few years later this brand new Pokémon thing from Japan, etc. Amidst all that there was a full set of Dinosaurs Attack in a binder. It was more disgusting and terrifying than any movie I had seen, certainly more than any video games I had played at the time as well. My little kid brain could barely look at it but quite a few of those cards were immediately etched into my mind. It was like the trading card equivalent of seeing Robocop uncensored for the first time as a kid.

18:14 To be fair, is there any classic rock star that can beat Elvis Presley? And I'm talking about Vegas residency Elvis with the rhinestone jacket, full jailhouse assistance, fully built dreams on his suspicious mind, having caught thirteen rabbits and eaten just as many loaves of peanut-butter filled bread with the minimum amount of conversation and maximum amount of action?

Even the herbivores got in on the carnage.

God it's nice to see a happy Richie and Guy. Just some wee pals enjoying ancient crumble gum and their fav pics of Baby.

I remember these from when I was growing up. Relatively speaking, these were considered pretty brutal at the time. They were getting confiscated all the time and we had to sneak them into school and trade in secret.

I never expected Elvis to be compared to Itachi Uchiha in a video about gory dinosaur trading cards, yet here we are. Great video altogether.

I bought three boxes ten years ago and put packs in everyone's locker at work. Big hit

"END OF STORY" goes crazy.

I like how the infinite review is never predictable. Always funny, but always a range between the extremes of ironic humor, absurdity, and sincerity. Owen's personality and passion shines through with each video, and even if it's about something I really have no interest at all in (topps trading cards), I'm along for the ride, and for a bit, I get it. It's moments like that where I feel like something has been shared with me, and makes me glad KZfaq exists.

Loved seeing this partial Gamewank reunion. Might be the first time I've seen Guy outside a Minecraft hoodie.

This episode of the Infinite Review is sponsored by Innis and Gunn beer. Perfect with a mingin piece of chewny from the 80s.

I finally understand the big deal about Elvis

Every time you flipped a card and the text was upside down, a little piece of me died

GUY AND RICHIE AND OWEN, 3 GOOD BOYS REUNION 2024

I have a fake movie poster on my wall for "Talibannosaurus Rex", that someone made for an online art contest of some kind. It features a velociraptor driving a jeep, and a stegosaurus with artillery mounted on it. Pretty rad. The game "Dinosaur Hunt" intersperses terrible generic shooting with slideshows of unrelated dinosaur art, accompanied by a voiceover from the most boring man in the world reading some ten year old's unedited short story about commandos fighting dinosaurs. The point being, the people want Dinosaurs Attack! We've settled for crude imitations, like Jurassic Park (which has been slowly morphing into Dinosaurs Attack! itself over the sequels), but if Hollywood had offered us the genuine article back in the day, nobody would even remember the name Spielberg now! Anyway, great video as always.

Truly this is the infinite review

This kid is great!

I do enjoy the inexplicable appearance of Gorgo in #17 there

This is the first time I've seen Guy since learning about his health kick. Looking really good! This video made me very happy. Appreciate that!

I recently found out about them after falling down a Mars Attacks! rabbithole. And then I randomly found a load for sale in a vending machine in a coffee shop. So weird to see this thing keep appearing before my face.

VERY confused by the Gackt/Malice Mizer appearance at "END OF STORY" but... glad to see it?

Instant regret with that gum.

Elvis is 100% the Itachi of his day

Another fantastic video that's both hilarious and an informative, interesting slice of something I never had the fortune to experience!

I love your editing so much!! This was super fun to watch :D

I love that you made a video partially related to Dune (1984) during a brief period where people might actually be looking for Dune (1984) content and yet put no indication of this in the title or thumbnail. If this sounds like a insult let me assure you that it's not meant to be one.

Wow good work getting the King of Cards himself to appear.

Owen did you do a michigan report from hell video? I can't find it. I need it

If the Oddworld guy isn't in this, I'm going to be PISSED.

I've eaten the gum on these old cards before. It tastes like crunchy paper.

why is the forward card so gorgeous on that close up? high quality scan? grand

"Elvis is Itachi Uchiha"

loved this. you're always putting out quality videos about dinosaur trading cards.

Some of your finest content right here

Bagsy 'Nuptial Nightmare' for my next band name.

Why don't you have a merch store? I need a "crumbling gum" sticker!

Owen thank GOD you made another Dinosaur video!

Beautiful.

Crumbling Gum is a good handle.

Only have a faint memory of these cards existing but can't get over the lack of the infinite review intro at the start! Kept expecting it after every card read. Was only 9mins in realised it wasnt happening 😅 I'm hooked on the need for nothing to change 🤦‍♀️ Also green beer going in, green beer and rot gum coming out 😂

CGP Grey had me on that good good Dinosaur Attacks with Hello Internet a good while back - good stupid fun

9:22 Well, now that you mention it, through the 90's I remember going to the comic store all the time as a kid, which was right next to the $1.50 movie theater. They had quite the selection, from Sonic (Archie Comics) to X-Men 2099.

Another classic. Those books look ace too

Just bought some Dinousaur Attacks cards.

What the FUCK I had that LEGO poster AND the Sonic & Knuckles one! Did we buy the same magazine or something? I feel like I'm losing my mind again, I don't even remember where I got them, but they were on my bedroom wall as a kid for years. Completely freaked out.

LOOK GORDON, ROPES! WE CAN USE THESE TO TRAVERSE PITS!

Should dune bubble gum have sand in it? Taste spicy?

I’ve been watching Woodward on Twitch for a long time so seeing him show up on this channel is quite a surprise! Am I going senile and he’s been in your videos before this?

Oh shit! A new Infinite Review vid. The ultimate nightmare is now a reality

beautiful

Too bad they don't make bubblegum trading cards any more. I mean, trading cards are more popular than ever and gum still ... exists. Just put them together

My favourite Fremen? Gordon Fremen from Half Life.

these cards are genuinely incredible. i'm giving serious consideration to dropping money i don't have on a set

I didn’t know that about trading cards

The review is over and I'm left yearning for the intro.

Scary

Holy fuck

I love you!

the algorhithm gets a comment

shoe

I would just like to point out that the very first Mars Attacks! card ever released is a horizontally flipped version of the Soyjak pointing meme.