Imagine a marine biologist saying all of this

The real Part 3 ending

"Leave me alone or I'll tell my mom" is exactly what I, a 17-year-old, says everytime I don't want to fight a vampire wearing questionable clothing

Mrs. Brando: Dio clean your room. Dio: One second Mrs. Brando: ONE SECOND HAS PASSED

Alternate alternate ending: Dio and Jotaro eat at McDonalds together

It's even funnier when you realize Jotaro is actually a kid

Holly is such a good mom, she even stops being hurt by her stand to talk to Dio's dead mom.

Dio: ''Oh, you're approaching me?'' Jotaro: ''I can't go to McDonalds without getting closer.''

Eventually, us viewers stopped thinking

Undoubtably, the "Please leave me alone, or I will tell my mom" line is the funniest in the whole video.

0:50 "Why are you not fighting me?" In Japanese: "Fine, I'll wager my soul."

Alternate title: Dio vs jotaro but they are kids that have 6 packs

Holly: *Lying on death bed* *Phone rings* Holly: *A W A K E N M Y M A S T E R*

The true 4kids ending

Holly: almost dying Jotaro: complains about Dios behavior Holly: the phone call has restored my strength

PLOT TWIST : DIO - "Why are you not fighting me?" Jotaro - "Yare yare... I don't wanna fight you, I just want a BigMac." DIO - "I killed Kakyoin and your Grandfather as well, yet you don't even care?!" Jotaro - "Nah, just chillin'. You want something?" DIO - "Ho ho ?? I'll have a Triple cheese please." And so they had a good time and became best friends.

Later. Dio's mom: Oh ho are you approaching me? Holly: I can't talk to you about your son's behavior without getting closer

"DIO, you're grounded. No stand for a week" *Puts the world on top of the fridge*

"And that's how Jotaro saved the world" *wait*

Jotaro: a strong manly pissed off teenager Also jotaro: I'm gonna tell my mom

Jotaro: look man, I haven’t eaten since we got to Egypt. Just let me have some McDonalds

Holly is the strongest JoJo confirmed

Jotaro: Mommy the evil vampire hit grandpa. Holly: That's it! You've done enough! DIO: Woman you cant even use your sta- Holly: * Beats the shit out of DIO *

Japanese language: Am I a joke to you? This man: reality is whatever i want it to be

He saved “The World” from Dio lmao the world was tired of Dio.

Dio: "Oh you're approaching me?" Jotaro: "No I actually have better shit to do"

Basically a 17 year old tells 100 years old guy's mom he is bullying him

“Instead of running away?” Jotaro : not like Joseph

This should get more love I’m dying

“I told my mom about you and she’s gonna talk to your mom” Now thats an avengers level threat

Jotaro: I'm calling my mom because u wont let me get McDonald's. Dio: WRYYYYYYYYYY-

Jjba: *starts speaking Japanese* Subtitles: *reality can be whatever i want*

he’s getting mcdonald’s for kakyoin kakyoin didn’t die he’s just waiting for his mcdonald’s

He Used the jostars secret technique

Netflix Adaptation Team: *Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!*

Jolyne : Wow! you were a Stardust Crusader and saved the world? How did you do it? Adult Jotaro : Uh.

Behold, the power of DIO’s mother... *Karen Brando.*

After that Dio returned his blood to Joseph and killed himself *THE END*

“Please leave me alone, or I will tell my mom” That got me i’m dead

“And that how jotaro saved the world” Me: The stand or the planet?

STOP IT DIO LET JOTARO EAT

These vampires freaking not lettin’ me get my frickin’ McNuggets!

Jotaro “wait, Hold on, I need to grab Kakyoin’s McDonald’s food.” Dio: “Why didn’t you say so, bro? Well just continue this after!”

That one meme format Dio: you can't beat me Jotaro: I know but she can Holly: *vento d'oro static and resume*

This is the fake jotaro.. The real jotaro have a dolphin phone not a regular phone

Cashier: Oh ho so you're approaching me? Instead of drive thru, you're coming right at me? Jotaro: I can't eat here without getting close Cashier: ho ho Then come as close as you would like..

Holly's manages to control her stand, which allows her to ground literally anyone

But DIO snuck out and went to his friend Pucci’s house.

"Oh, you're approaching me?" "No."

So Jotaro loves mcdonald so much that he decided to work there. Thats explain the reason he became the waiters when Dio and Giorno goes to mcdonald 🤔

After that call from Jotaro holly now is manifesting her stand and manipulating it

1:15 "Eventually, he stopped thinking." *DIO.exe has stopped working.*

Holly’s powers have been underestimated all this time

Dio's Mom: "Act 3! Three Freeze!" **DIO Gets grounded**

Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of studying for your midterms like you're supposed to? I can't get to the library without getting closer

I can imagine enyaba grounding him.

"Eventually, he stopped thinking" That's a good one, nice detail there.

“I’m not approaching you. I wanna go toMcDonald’s.” * proceeds to walk past DIO * * proceeds to walk past his dying grandfather * * DIO follows Jotaro to McDonald’s *

Jotaro: my mom will talk to your mom dio. Jotaro's mom: *dying* Dio's mom: *died over hundred years ago*

"I am not approaching you, I want to go to mcdonalds" *MADE MY DAY*

Holly: "We need to talk, Mr Dio Brando." DIO: *gasps in jojo*

DIO got sad that Jotaro didn't pay attention to him so he had Giorno take him to McDonald's on a different day.

“Please leave me alone, or i will tell my mom”

"I'm telling my mom avout you!" This was one of the best videos I have seen lol

Dios ‘mom’ : YOUR GROUNDED FOR 3000 YEARS Dio : *puts self in casket to wait*

Jojo saved the world from the world

0:43 I just love how he's just walking past Dio idk why lmao

Imagine Holly using -that BS Plot Device- her Stand to fight DIO's mom.

“Despite the fact that Dio has no mom, he Did get grounded For a very long time, Eventually, he stopped Thinking.”

First it was " youre grounded for 100 years for killing your brother and taking his 'sexy bod' or whatever you called it" then its " you need to stop bullying your great great nephew Dio! Thats it! No heaven for you!"

0:43 the way Jotaro just speeds past Dio. He want's his damn McDonalds.

I think Google is spying at me because i sure didn’t fill my Home page with JoJo memes

"im telling" "SHINE!"

Well DIo was already grounded under the ocean for a hundred years and he will be grounded again.

When you create the stands and lose for someone with your creation S T O N K S

1.2 million people: INTERESTING.

Dio: Oh, You're running away? Instead of approaching me, you're running away? Jotaro: N I G E R U N D A Y O

Holly literally got out of bed, despite literally being hours away from death, and revived Dio's long dead mother so she could ground him. Yep, that sounds like what a mom would do.

I thought *Jotaro* grabs the old man and leaves... _You know, the _*_secret technique_*_ that has passed throughout generations._

And thats how jotaro saved “the world” Me: *hol’ up*

Jotaro * slams on MC Donalds counter * I want to know what kind of fish u use in "filet o fish" : Sir , its a trade secr- Shut up !!! I know u have been using dolphins , making up excuses Every time !! I will end ur road side business !! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jotaro's favorite thing at McDonald's is the fish o fillet

"And that's how Jotaro saved the world" Technically his mum saved the world (same for DIO's stand)

This is a funny parody and a masterpiece of art. You earned my sub

"I want to go to McDonalds" Alright, this is funny "Please leave me alone, or I will tell my mom" Hahaha! This one is really good "I've told my mom about you And she is going to talk to your mom" *laughs in ora's*

Is that a jojo reference ending?

I needed this.

Dio's voice actor is so good. I love teh way he says Jotaro.

When toxic bully have stand and your mum and you have stand too

*Eventually, DIO stopped thinking.*

dio and jotaros fight: night mcdonalds 3 mins ago: day

I’m not approaching you I have to take that exam that you mentioned

They always have to end with "eventually he stopped thinking" and I love it

Eventually he stopped thinking 😂😂😂😂😂😂

0:51 Why Subspaceless_1 now i'm imagining Jotaro screaming "Stranger Danger! Strager Danger!"

Please leave me alone, or I will tell my mom. His mom: I’m being killed by a stand manifesting in me- oh is that Jotaro calling me?

But how would Joseph be revived

*Walks past DIO* Dio: Why aren’t you fighting me Jorato: please leave me alone or I will tell my mom Dio: nah

I expected this video to just be "Oh? You're approaching me?" "No" *Video ends*

So this was the scrapped ending no one told me about