Toast: ha ha! i broke your game Blizard: ha ha! i broke your mind

I'm pretty sure Toast lost his mind a while back.

Ever watched a 34 minute documentary of someone slowly losing their sanity?

Toast: I want a card reveal next expansion so I'm gonna be positive Also toast: 0:00

“If there is one thing I learned being an American, if someone bombs you... YOU BOMB THEM BACK!” - DisguisedToast 2019

33:41 Us too Janet, us too...

Ok this is a bad video to watch before going to sleep. I'm gonna have nightmares, horrible nightmares.

"HEH, GREETINGS, ARMOR UP, ARMOR UP, Light the fuses! I'm suitin' up! BLAST SHIELD, BLAST SHIELD, THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA CARDS! This story deserves a new ending. THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA CARDS!" -Twitch chat

Seeing Toast rage adds a level of humility to him that makes me love him even more.

2:05 You thought you could get away with humming "Vengaboys - We like to party", didn't you Toast? But no Toast, we see your every move, we know your every thought, and we don't forgive or forget.

If all the resident sleeper warriors match each other, then we will be free from 40 minutes matches

Ah finally a realistic depiction of everytime I legitimately try to enjoy hearthstone. Watching Toast/Trump/Firebat etc always makes me think I'll have fun playing the game but it always ends the same. Somehow I can stand years of League soloq but constantly losing to fringe case HS rng is too damn much.

Bruh, the beginning is how every session of hearthstone ends for me, but I still keep playing this fucking game

RNGesus: "I know what its like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end. Dread it, run from it. Destiny arrives all the same and now it's here, or should I say, I am."

Imagine playing a 34 min game just to lose lol

Not gonna lie, Grand Archivist getting another Grand Archivist would have made me lose my mind too

You can see the exact moment his mind breaks. Tbf, I've felt like this whole expansion feels super rng heavy.

“Value vs Value meta will be so fun” Reality: 0:00

To be fair, Toast. You did mess up on your own Archivist.

ive never seen someone being that mad yet still being able to keep a smile

"Okay, I'm scared" Janet with the comment of the year in the background LOL.

guess the new expansion brought rngesus back into the game. AND HE'S PISSED

That soft singing near the end is soooooo immensely relaxing

"All work and no play make Homer something something..." "Go crazy?" "Don't mind if i do!"

This was the best video I have ever seen so far from Toast's channel. This is pure gold. God I love this dude he's so funny.

Toast has finally succumbed To the RNG gods,It Is Surprising he survived yogg and other Legends.

I was on stream when this happened, and it was the most glorious thing ever.

"If there's one thing I learned about being an American, it's if someone bombs you, you bomb 'em back."

Blizzard: Why did you break my game, oni-san? Utoastie Uchiha: To test my ability.

"Okay, I'm scared" 😂 😂 😂 👌🏼

Glad i'm not the only one that hearthstone makes feel this way...................

when toast i angry yet responsible so instead of punching and grabbing stuff he grabs a paper towel roll to smack around i love it

Here's how every Contol Warrior match up goes: Play a long drawn out game where each player makes critical decisions to wisely manage their resources. After 30 minutes, flip a coin to see who wins.

Janet: Hands up! Toast: Why? Janet: For being the cutest cutie pie in the whole wide world!🖤

8:38 that one damage mattered

this agony somehow reminds me why I don't play hearthstone anymore :D love Toast's hearthstone videos tho

18:50 playing Elysiana while having like 8s left, and done perfect. those discoveries were so good and fast.

Was it 100% winrate?

7:35 instant regret

0:20 sounds like toast fits in just nicely playing league.

The RNG Gods were displeased with you because you didn't sacrifice a toast to them!

This first 27 seconds just described my whole hearthstone history on ladder

32:52 When the sanity is finally gone and all you can do is laugh.

20:14 bamboozling someone 20:27 getting bamboozled

so... this makes me sad because it reminds me of when my sister was going through a really hard time, and it hurts remembering about it

30:20 Toast doing his best Seinfeld impression

Oh yeah. That half-hour game that loses you a star. A classic...

That intro had me being a chucklehead

Best stream in 2019, hands down! I laughed so much! xD

0:00 holy shit, I thought I was alone on the delivery drone

The beginning tho 😂😂 !!

Love that you are pushing to legend

I've been waiting for this after seeing the rage clip on Twitter.

20:13 that was the moment i realized that the blackwald pixie was the best option and also that it was the BEST OPTION

All work and no play makes toast a dull boy

"At least I'm safe inside my mind" Toast that might be the most dangerous place you could be right now.

26:19 Welcome to every single control Warrior deck in Hearthstone history

Haven't laughed this hard in a while lmao

toast @ 19:10 toast @ 33:45 which is it?

That intro tho😂😂😂

19:17 Toast, you were right

6:21 HEREEES JOHNNY!

remember when janet said do you two need therapy when answering that couple quiz? i think you need that

Aww...that's unfortunate, that last delivery drone will give you mechathun..

A piece of toast has a mind? Whattttt My mind is blown.

I remember a taunt in AoE II: "You played for two hours to lose like that..."

i've just played the same mirror match for 41 turns and i won with mecha'thun from omega assemble, i got so tense and mad during that game due to all the rng fucking me up good, that it was a relief when it ended. The way I started to get rid of my hand to play mechathun and use his own minions to kill it made that game fun to me in the end, but i'm not touching that deck again in quite some time.

Did you change your room and/or positioning or why does it look different now?

Never had such a great time watching a yt vedeo

1:21 I need this in my life

Scolded by Janet in background @ end is adorable

I felt bad for toast, why is he this unlucky im actually so sad for him

This is what happens when you play against Yugi Muto.

I mean it's not like everyone was playing a card who gives infinite value by discovering a beast into another 1 month ago. Right ?

Today, we learned that even disguised toast can become burnt

Toast, the same thing happened to me with Control Warrior. I needed armor though and did not get it for 5 F'ing turns

I'd love to see the other player's reaction to this match. Anyone know if this D3V1L streams?

I feel ya Toast - just lost a mirror-ish game yesterday that most of the time would go to turn timer (as we were both running Archivist + replay), due to how ridiculous his Delivery Drone + Elisiana RNG was compared to mine. It's a very salty feeling when you lose a game that seems to be a certainty - even if that certainty is 'tie'.

From which stream is this, I wanna see what happened afterwards :D

Yesterday... “Excuse my language, I’m cutting back” -Toast 😂😂😂 god damn I love your videos dude. Best hearthstone videos ever. Bar none.

Awww look at him blush at the beginning

the moment his board was full I think: well a brawl would suck and then it comes xD laught my ass of xD

I'd like my toast with a heaping helping of salt, please.

For once the title was perfectly accurate

The irony, that this exact video, was uploaded earlier, on the channel features the all of the people, that Toast is a part off

This is how I feel every time I try to climb ranked.

So in the end that 12 health did matter

The one time Toast gets my luck and he loses it.

Just here to tell you that I love your Infinite Togwaggle deck, currently 9/4 with this, only losing to priest so far!

This is my favourite video of toast. I love when someone is mad)

Not to forget you were playing the "slower" deck.

Control warrior mirror match will drive any man to lunacy.

Nice seeing toast have a mental breakdown over a coin

Turns out it's good to play your Archivist before the end of the rope.

I never seen anyone who rage and smiling at the same time...

this is basically getting to any rank in any ranked game when you dont enjoy it

Now toast is kripp echo fighter

Man that rage was hilarious, prime content yo gotta let it out somehow you know what I'm saying lol

"This bomb warrior matchup will be quick!" 30 minutes later...

Is this a "the shine" thriller?