Do Not Read: Parents, Please Don't Sit on Your Kids, Horny

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

7 жыл бұрын

Jimmy shares some books you probably should avoid reading this year, including Clay Modeling with Pooh.
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Do Not Read: Parents, Please Don't Sit on Your Kids, Horny
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@dawndishdetergent8739 7 жыл бұрын

Well if we're not supposed to sit on the kids then how do you explain babysitters?

@ValeryValWho 7 жыл бұрын

I know you publish this comment long ago but I need to tell you that it was hilarious!

@studiosophie6076 7 жыл бұрын

gymnastics 1127 lol 😂 ikr

@dawndishdetergent8739 7 жыл бұрын

ValeryVal Thanks haha

@lauranorwar 7 жыл бұрын

dawn dish detergent that's just for babies.

@annapaulinamedinacastillo6160 6 жыл бұрын

hmmmm

@gaelleaugustin0123 7 жыл бұрын

The words "kids" and "horny" should not be in the same sentence XD XD

@sameeramadushanka5357 7 жыл бұрын

why?

@umr_lnt 7 жыл бұрын

You just did...

@rayezjayez2372 7 жыл бұрын

hello sri lankan buddy

@sameeramadushanka5357 7 жыл бұрын

Rayez Jayez hello

@Gabriel_Moline 6 жыл бұрын

Gae Elle Why?

@Maracujakeks 7 жыл бұрын

These "For Dummies" books are actually great!

@hiyouseemcool 7 жыл бұрын

cottoncandymunch ikr! I've been so disappointed in the past when I've heard people say "I don't wanna read that it says it's for dummies"

@hepianesti5451 7 жыл бұрын

True!

@leagillact-o-graphy1690 7 жыл бұрын

cottoncandymunch Yeah, but not a great title for people self-esteem issues!! Super counter-productive, I had to laugh out loud!

@manuelkazanjian 7 жыл бұрын

It's simply the Best books ever!

@peeinmypants3127 7 жыл бұрын

cottoncandymunch my favorite book for dummies is the math for dummies

@sillysketching2300 7 жыл бұрын

Part 1: So you want to be a dancer. Part 2: How to actually be a dancer and the slightly more sarcastic third part: So you think you can dance.

@laceypennies 7 жыл бұрын

OMG, that jeans to vest book cannot be unseen. 🙈

@drphot6050 7 жыл бұрын

The guy that was teaching how to dance wasn't sat on enough as a child

@sravyavarali9191 Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@kimberleyhosmer5997 4 жыл бұрын

Believe it or not, recycling jeans into shirts was actually a thing in the 70’s. We thought we were So Creative! 😂

@michellegulden1052 2 жыл бұрын

yup. I cut out the pockets and made little pocketbooks for my kids.

@tyronekracht461 Жыл бұрын

Based on the fashion I think the book was written in the 70's

@BrentWigginsWords 7 жыл бұрын

I have to sit on my kids because of that low self-esteem I've been getting from them.

@barbaro267 7 жыл бұрын

"Can you play some evil music?" ROFL

@Tuliphero 7 жыл бұрын

clay modeling with pooh😂😂😂

@iplaygames573 7 жыл бұрын

poo.. with *POOH*

@Nirotix 7 жыл бұрын

"Clay modeling with pooh" LMFAO!!!

@kght222 7 жыл бұрын

but how else do i baby-sit?

@meghna1915 7 жыл бұрын

pause at 2:49 mandy moore recommended that dance book 😂😂

@Wreaknatter 4 жыл бұрын

The Choreographer, not the actress

@MadisonC 3 жыл бұрын

And Kenny Ortega who choreographed High School Musical

@haranguemeringue8957 4 жыл бұрын

The assortment of subjects for the word search book collection featured in this clip is the very definition of random. 😂 Jimmy Fallon, cats, Italian coffee...orgasms. 🤣

@SLacey223 7 жыл бұрын

I want to fix that strand of hair so bad

@elithemidget2156 7 жыл бұрын

SLacey223 me too.

@MistyWinterAlva 7 жыл бұрын

SLacey223 Right!? :D

@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 6 жыл бұрын

SLacey223 That would be normalizing him

@leahwhelan4120 6 жыл бұрын

Well I didn’t until u said it 😂😂😂

@viksaggu9085 5 жыл бұрын

Awe 2 years later I never noticed it until now!

@NewMessage 7 жыл бұрын

Oh.. don't *SIT* on them.. so.. What I was doing on them is ok.. whew.. thought I was a bad parent for a second there.

@essennagerry 7 жыл бұрын

New Message Were you clay modeling with Pooh on them?

@jiminisgrowingtallereveryd6499 7 жыл бұрын

i have a do not read book suggestion All of Donald trump's books

@jordanc9856 7 жыл бұрын

Okay but I kind of want that Jimmy Fallon Facts book

@sophiesophie986 4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@marcorivas1838 7 жыл бұрын

lol he said you just wanna sit on em

@PatrickRain0512 7 жыл бұрын

Because they look so sweet...well....

@MrRandomCheeseGuy 7 жыл бұрын

Please do not sit on people.

@TheSuperjacobo 7 жыл бұрын

ThePickle with the exception of beautiful children

@MrRandomCheeseGuy 7 жыл бұрын

I know that is a joke, but seriously, don't.

@TheSuperjacobo 7 жыл бұрын

ThePickle Nah I'm going to sit on all the people.

@southernoregoncatmom6519 7 жыл бұрын

I have the Jimmy Fallon word search book!!!!!

@doriweishaar4901 4 жыл бұрын

Dude. Yall can't play evil music but dang, y'all are Johnny on the spot with that '70s porn jam ROFLMAO

@alraune23 7 жыл бұрын

Oh look, Mandy Moore and Kenny Ortega both praised that Dance book.

@urhotgaybestie1370 3 жыл бұрын

I really need that book. My parents sit on me all the time. It's worries me.

@omarmazin2696 7 жыл бұрын

love you jimmy

@nataligureshidze1566 7 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, you are the best👽

@tiifyare 7 жыл бұрын

There's a whole web series called " for dummies" and it's very useful

@katieb8718 7 жыл бұрын

Abdirahman Yusuf Yeah! There are books ranging from Programming for Dummies to Puppy Care for Dummies

@nessynoonah 7 жыл бұрын

I actually read this book about 20 years ago and did all the exercises. It wasn't the be-all and end-all but it was comforting :)

@tangibleterror2421 2 жыл бұрын

It's not the line of books that's funny or being made fun of. It's the fact that it's a book about improving self esteem while also being referred to as a dummy.

@jazyb5750 7 жыл бұрын

I want Jimmy Fallon Facts! 👀 😍💖

@elizabethgavin1349 4 жыл бұрын

My elderly mum was looking after my two children. Jennifer aged 6 adores her Granny but had a mischievous half hour and would not listen so my Mum sat on her! My son 9 was gob smacked. He could not believe what he saw. I was also amazed as my Mum walked with a zimmer so had to be quick witted to catch up with Jennifer. Jennifer is 30 now and my Mum passed along time ago so thanks Jimmy for bringing back a fun memory that makes me smile.

@Seahorse.302 7 жыл бұрын

"Hey Sally-Ann you wore those jeans yesterday" "No I didn't!!!!" Little did the Jimmy McMillionbucks know, Sally-Ann's father was just laid off from the Old Cooper Mill and her Ma was back turning tricks... so poor Sally-Ann was recycling clothes. When suddenly an idea struck her.... "Hey Sally-Ann, that's a really neat-o looking vest!! But there's something about it I just can't put my finger on"... later that afternoon, Sally-Ann let Jimmy and his buddies put their fingers all over her new vest. And staggered home, smiling, she knew they never knew it was her old old jeans. "You're so smart Sally-Ann" she thought to herself as she met up with her ma for work.

@mimisamson9099 7 жыл бұрын

the girl on the cover of Parents, Please Don't Sit on Your Kids looks like little Jen Aniston. Lol

@michaelgameel5584 7 жыл бұрын

"Don't sit on your kids"...

@PedroSilvahf 7 жыл бұрын

And then 4:26 do not play do not play And the roots got fired

@tesla-pi9qk 7 жыл бұрын

Pedro Silva I didn't understand

@PedroSilvahf 7 жыл бұрын

look for the do not play videos from the show

@tesla-pi9qk 7 жыл бұрын

oh yeah...Got it. 😁😁

@rdgamers8695 7 жыл бұрын

what is the publisher thinking to publish this books LMAO

@AIYINOFFICIAL 7 жыл бұрын

R D'Gamers it isn't a problem, because all of the people there are adults and the new generation of kids is mature alot.

@rdgamers8695 7 жыл бұрын

Moe Apple ?????

@effelmendoza1374 6 жыл бұрын

They get paid

@arbitraryelk117 7 жыл бұрын

"Is the first one the running man" Nobody noticed that and it was hilarious

@letstalkaboutitall2728 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the evil kids bit 😂😂😂😂

@matilderamos4490 7 жыл бұрын

Help! I started watching a video from Jimmy and now I can't stop

@awestruck9075 4 жыл бұрын

I think I still have a copy of Horny in storage, from my childhood. 'Thorny Devil' lizards were my favourite as they could be found nearby where I grew up. I'm surprised there are still copies out there. 😆

@sairah653 7 жыл бұрын

That piece of hair had me distracted the entire time 😩

@davidem759 7 жыл бұрын

when you jump in the dancefloor and own everybody with your swastika move

@carelynjames1857 7 жыл бұрын

Davide Manfro YOU. JUST YOU

@scharliescheen3109 7 жыл бұрын

Davide Manfro you have seen swastikas, haven't you? they don't look like that!

@davidem759 7 жыл бұрын

Scharlie Scheen and that's why that book sucks, he doesn't even know how to do the legendary swastic move :)

@sisyang6885 4 жыл бұрын

The Last one is always the best one 😂😂👍

@marvinmuth1 Жыл бұрын

Higgins and Jimmy are a Dream Team !

@alexandria1791 7 жыл бұрын

I love the kitty looking in the mirror on the self-esteem book. yes kitty, you are a lion! roar!

@shananalexander9789 4 жыл бұрын

You know when you tell people not to do something, that just makes them want to do it more.

@vcarter0723 7 жыл бұрын

He's "honored about the Jimmy Fallon facts" book...... ........puts it in his do not read segment.

@michellegulden1052 2 жыл бұрын

There's also, "Cooking With Pooh". lol

@brendan95delany 7 жыл бұрын

Seriously, how do so many strange books like this get published? So many people have to approve a book in the publishing process, so it's crazy that these made it through!

@thecatfromoregon 3 жыл бұрын

Clay Modling With Pooh! What kid doesn't try that when toilet training? 🤣

@Key-nt2go 7 жыл бұрын

WHAT IS UNDER THAT DESK. Every time they casually mention something on the show Jimmy just reaches under and pulls it out

@ernestorodriguez4937 7 жыл бұрын

you should add great expectations on there

@claredunn757 11 ай бұрын

These are halarious!!!

@CUJOtheMASTER 7 жыл бұрын

Good morning folks

@MisterFerv 7 жыл бұрын

Doesn't want us to read a book filled with facts about him, hm? What's Jimmy trying to hide?

@pavithra1804 7 жыл бұрын

it's weird that some one actually bought these books to send it to Jimmy.... 😂 lol

@grizjuarez3738 7 жыл бұрын

There's a review from Mandy Moore on the dancing book... Hahaha

@Dustipixi 7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️I love Jimmy y'all

@leagillact-o-graphy1690 7 жыл бұрын

Laughing out loud: the self esteem one was so hilarious (even if in a tragic way). By the way, am I the only cray cray person here or does somebody else kinda like the vintage floral lacey look of those - vests??!?!

@totigerus 7 жыл бұрын

Thumbs up if you remember Jay Leno's "Cooking With Pooh" joke.

@patriciaegan8149 7 жыл бұрын

Where oh where is my post, someone must have read it. Happy reading!

@Sindollx666x 7 жыл бұрын

I worked for a large bookstore chain of the used & new variety, and 8 years of that I have seen some incredibly weird titles. The other interesting part is customer questions about books. Example: Where is your 'For Dummies Section'? Now, if you're unfamiliar with the for dummies books you probably don't know that they have for dummies books on EVERYTHING imaginable so they go in which ever respective section they apply to! The other classic favorite question was when asked what they're looking for, they don't know the title OR the author, BUT it's BLUE. Yeah...because books are organized by color...coz that totally would make sense. Man some of the questions you get working in a bookstore, you wonder if half the people are even literate. I could write a book on the insanity that goes on in book shops!

@sarahwigman2215 7 жыл бұрын

And on the back of the dancer book is a quote from Mandy Moore!

@kristina-ob9cz 7 жыл бұрын

morning 😛 hope everyone has a great day !! love the video lol!!

@ishabyun5438 7 жыл бұрын

whats with the 1st, 2nd guys?😂

@chaiselatterly7003 7 жыл бұрын

It could be horrific if you made your kids wear these vests. To school? Just shoot me now mom. The book for dummies. A very unkind book to give to your kid. Thanks dad for thinking of me when you see the title "for dummies".

@D3C0Y 7 жыл бұрын

I still want to know more about Harpo's secrets.

@ashleyloki4457 6 жыл бұрын

Lol I actually had that one. Its about a boy who's taking care of his grandpa with alzteihmers.

@patrickbromine4484 7 жыл бұрын

2:47 as you can see, Mandy Moore, a well-known actress, and Kenny Ortega, High School Musical Director, reviewed that crappy book. 😂😂😂😂

@joaomarcosmorais5277 7 жыл бұрын

that's actually mandy moore the choreographer of so you think you can dance, as the book says

@madisongray3752 7 жыл бұрын

I love modeling with poo- I mean clay!!!

@annaberndt7341 7 жыл бұрын

I guess your could say that's baby-sitting!

@beccaiskenough17 3 жыл бұрын

Ok, I saw Kenny Ortega in that dance book... I TRUST IT!

@elina10987654321 7 жыл бұрын

lol I want that vest ..'

@K9-Shepherd 4 жыл бұрын

So Great :D

@muttgirltamichi 7 жыл бұрын

I need to read the second book

@MusicalDrAChen 7 жыл бұрын

You know the meme "listen what i do i sit on you... Right on your Face..." 😂😂😂

@adamfan82 7 жыл бұрын

2:36 where is his right arm?

@Dustipixi 7 жыл бұрын

He's the best host ever

@theguy_222 6 жыл бұрын

Atheer Alqhtani ikr

@suchartboontid2560 7 жыл бұрын

There's a Thai cookbook called Cooking with Poo.

@cooldude297 7 жыл бұрын

the only way you can control me is to sit on me. hilarious.

@zaynabraza6519 7 жыл бұрын

those 'for dummies' books are all over the UK for different scenarios

@diehardrvdfan22 5 жыл бұрын

I think they are everywhere. The joke was about the irony of it.

@jonalynnicholas4317 Жыл бұрын

The how to book about dancing looks like someone just photo shopped a bean bag chair out of every picture

@KaterinaTalantliva 7 жыл бұрын

why does Jimmy need so many pens?

@techie121 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, just the title of this video. Did we not think that through?

@djrose968 7 жыл бұрын

Lmao clay modeling with Pooh sounds fun

@nimaforoughi7266 7 жыл бұрын

Meh, the selection isn't something worth shouting about. And guys, don't underestimate recycled denim! Good quality Denim can last for many years if I treat it well and repair it myself.

@arod5215 7 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if you've gotten this kids book but it's title is "Do you want to play with my balls".. it's funny!

@randyangel9412 4 жыл бұрын

Those kids looked sinister...

@jannatkl91 6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is so cute, hot and adorable at the same time! 💔

@emilymg1 4 жыл бұрын

IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO?!?!?!?! i was so scared and confused

@kanikachauhan5746 7 жыл бұрын

'i must be sat on'😈😁

@angelsubliminals2543 7 жыл бұрын

Did anyone notice how Mandy Moore was one of the reviews on "So you wanna be a dancer"? She liked it Jimmy...She liked it.

@ilovemydog6847 6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Shaffer was in Jackass 2. He did the last stunt with Johnny Knoxville.

@annapaulinamedinacastillo6160 6 жыл бұрын

Do not Read Do not Read Do not Read these books these books........

@WhyNotTruth 7 жыл бұрын

my mom sat on me. Some idiot psychologist told her to do it. Scarred me for life

@hummus304 7 жыл бұрын

WhyNotTruth is that real?

@Kay2be2mr 7 жыл бұрын

1:19 why is he always touching his eye?

@elizabethhelizacoptersilko7767 7 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's laughing so hard he's crying and he's wiping the tears from it.

@philipjohanson4167 7 жыл бұрын

did anyone else see the demonization of children? it was the first thing they went to as soon as a kids face came on screen.

@joshwormann9806 7 жыл бұрын

I hope they do the kids book "Nuts to you"

@boringpodcast 7 жыл бұрын

If jimmy says it it's gotta be right, haven't watched the vid yet😂

@chaiselatterly7003 7 жыл бұрын

To keep you down so you'll play with pooh that comes out.

@22lyric 2 жыл бұрын

I checked the internet and found a used copy of the Pooh book on Amazon. It came in a box with a Winnie shaped cookie/clay cutter and 3 little blocks of clay. I ordered it (it now says no longer available) I bought a little package of modeling clay at Michael's. It's 3 different shades of brown. Gonna look for an egg shaped cookie cutter. I'm giving it to my granddaughter who LOVES fart and poop jokes. She takes after her Grandma. In case she sees this in the future, hi Colette, Grandma loves you more than anything in the universe!❤️

@rose14arte14 6 жыл бұрын

Bahaha my mom used to actually sit on our lap and hands when she got frustrated. Seriously. No joke. She would laugh so hard. She mush have seen the book and thought it was too funny and she just had to try it.