:(

hater

gawddamn

damn, already

I’m so hungry

this comment killed me 😂

as someone who isn't smart but smart agrees that smart is

I got my perfect iq of 80 by saying "No, I don't think I want to buy the moon pod." I used the money to buy a big joe bean bag and but a bunch of little tiny leprechauns so I'm ready for st Patty's day.

This actually made me laugh out loud

I like the part where he believes these companies cared about his well-being

Ha. The only time I don’t have anxiety when talking to someone is when It’s not face to face. Fools.

THIS LMAO

Omg I hate calling people this is such a good point

Lol yea when he called the number I was like O.o what a brave man

what if everyone in the call center didn't want to answer because they have anxiety, but they get paid so little they can't afford the product.

Ill take the latter

i think those would be more useful

Sounds like a solid afternoon

Don't knock it till you try it🤷🏼‍♀️

I don't like vape so I'll take the bullet vibrator

This comment made my day :3

mine too :))

My egg also drools and wipes her face on me, still calming when she's asleep tho lol

Does your egg cost $490? Can I Venmo you or something? How long does it take to ship?

When will they hatch?

this is my favorite comment

She should.

@@drewisgooden The dude who gets very excited from someone saying their grandma hates you is the same dude who spent almost $1500 on vibrating headbands

my dad did something similar

How could anyone hate Drew ? Next time grandma is around put on something like N&A productions or Jay Hills.

It is a really good descriptor, especially because attacks can come out of nowhere, and you're just looking around for a source, like are we being attacked?? No. My body just thinks it is and is going to feel that way for an unknown amount of time.

"Anxiety isn't real because I don't have it, and I'm the main character!" is also a great way of describing how other people treat it.

It's a great way to describe mental disorders in general, I feel! Especially self-destructive ones

​@@freyjascats yeah and it's happening because a person's systems are trying to keep them safe, that's the wild part

My brain has several teams. They play in a league.

And even the useless products he buys in other videos (if they actually ship) often actually do what is advertised. The Work Oneie sucked and was very uncomfortable, but it was a onesie with a business shirt that “had a flap on the back”. The products in this video just helps solidify my lack of faith in humanity

@@likeapro4242(just in case)

ikr @@gargles5270

If I could make a slushee in my home whenever with a very sus-coded cup, I would be fine to lose $25. But hundreds of dollars for a vaguely buzzing nothing blub capitalizing off of how capitalism exacerbates brain bad is infinitely less forgivable. The slushee cup is not a human right and it’s my choice to want one so bad to make that specific consistency of ice

too accurate lmao

damm i didnt know drew helped make a song called toes

Going from being angry at a lady cutting a bagel to this. Improvement, but both are verrrrrry entertaining.

@@ross9944 I agree

@@ross9944 z

Dare I say…frictionless?

next evolution is him becoming a terrible influencer!

That's really funny, good one

If this was my video I would have given your comment a heart.

ok

Is this what the tenth dentist recommends?

Or just use a vibrator!

Exactly. I have no idea why drew keeps giving the benefit of the doubt. Is he trying avoid a lawsuit or something? Lol

Ironic

I'd be very curious to see how these types of products sell in countries with socialized healthcare vs countries that don't. I suspect they sell far better (per capita) in countries like the US simply because of that desperation for wellness.

That’s why we Stan drew

Drew is the best mental health product. He's even got free shipping!

@@msp720 although even countries with socialised healthcare (like the one I live in) don’t really have widespread easy access to affordable therapists so… in this case it doesn’t really help. Affordable mental health care and acknowledgement is something all countries still need to improve on imo

i'm like a calendar that came to life

@@drewisgooden uh, yeah, i sure hope you are

@@drewisgooden your hair is starting to look like grass

@@drewisgooden How does Amanda think of this?

@@vixy2321 I Am amanda and i think is prety cool

Same here.

You’re definitely not alone, many people have also done that same thing and it’s probably best that you went just to reassure you and make sure you’re healthy!

Really hope everyone here is doing well

I think lots of people who have never experienced them think it's "just" a panic attack, but when you actually have one you can genuinely think you're dying. Like, crushing chest pain, sense of doom, can't catch your breath, trying not to vomit cos you think you'll choke on it, scared to stand up in case you pass out. You genuinely think you're having a heart attack & dying and can't stop it, and it is entirely sensible to go to the hospital to get checked out.

Hey, as someome dealing with Crazy panic attacks for the past 8 years wich got me into the Doctors office probably a 100 times, let me Tell you Your heart was having an arrhythmia, yes panic attacks usually gives an elevated heart rate, like 100-120 pbm. It's not dangerous, our heart is Fine. When I discovered that my anxiety could affect my body I thought I was Crazy. We're not Crazy, we're Just sick and our Brian (wich is one of the most important organs in our body) had a dysfunction, usually in producing essencial hormanes like adreline - that's a thing in General anxiety - and that's why our brains acts like wacthing a movie is like being hunted by a serial killer, I Felt pretty justified in going to the hospital after that. So Your mind wasn't pranking you, it was only reacting like a serial killer was chasing you (yes our brain cannot Tell that a movie and a serial killer are not the same, that's why It's sick), wich for the rest of Your body wasn't true (because you could SEE It was not, so Your legs understood that they didn't need to run, Your brain didn't). So you're not running and body isn't spending the energy like it's supposed to, Your bodies need to deal with the adreline that Your Brain is producing and he does that by elevating Your oxygen consumption and Your mussel and other organs such as Your heart start racing like Crazy because you are producing hormones and body is getting rid of It. So basically, medication for anxiety stops our Brain for producing Crazy levels of adreline, and medidation helps our Brain Focus so he understands that wacthing a movie and a serial killer are not the same thing. Exercinsing helps you get Rid of the extra adreline by using extra energy and a good food and nutrition intake makes Your Body have good substance so he can produce only the necessary amounts, bc yes foods like junk food usually makes our Brain produce and have nutrients that the only thing they do is produce extra adreline. A good night of sleep regulate the levels of production and resets it, so It helps balance out. So when you go to hospital feeling like you're not breathing you're brain is acting like it's a running a Marathon and heart is following with It. So you need medication or some kind of breathing techinique, like swimmers so you're breathing the necessary amounts in that moment. Every time you go to an ER and they tell your mind is acting up, remember that yes it's true, but is acting UP in your Body, so maybe you're throwing up, maybe your heart is super fast, and sometimes you need medication to control that. Find some way you can stabilize yourself, I learned a swimmers technique and that's helped a Lot. So don't be ashamed to seek help, after all with your organ (brain) is not producing or behaving in the way they should, so it's necessary to search for help. I only understood that when I learned that no my brain isn't acting up or faking It, it's simples cannot produce like It should. It helped me think I'm less Crazy and should Go to the ER when needed, bc If someone has a diseases, and is feeling sick, they need help. It also allowed my brain to identify alarming signals and learn what is ER urgency and what to Just make a Cup of tea and watch dumb videos. Hope It helps like helped when my doctor finally explained I was not creating a disease. It is actuallty malfunctioning. Sorry english is not my First language.

but I’m sure as hell not buying it AGAIN 😈

I was just about to type that 😂 same wavelength

@@drewisgooden u guys have history!

@@drewisgooden I mean u and magret

Exactly the way I felt when he explained how he’s had to go to the ER and stuff too makes me feel so much more heard and not alone as a person.

yeah I feel that way too. My anxiety has been really bad lately and its comforting to see someone I look up to talk about it

same, my anxiety has been awful lately and his venerability about his anxiety made me feel a lot less alone

@Khloe McGregor yeah, I've been made to feel stupid for needing to go to the ER but this makes me feel less alone

I was just about to comment the same thing! It’s so great to have bigger creators talking openly about things like anxiety.

"I'm having a panic attack--better simulate being pulled over for suspected drunk driving to feel relaxed!"

Also, if you have trouble writing, a little voice recorder can be nice too! I think faster than my hands can write and forget a lot of my sentences, so having a little audio recorder is nice.

Youre awesome. Thank you very much. Intrestingly, the minty feel of toothpaste actually really helps me. I adore mint and it makes my mouth and teeth feel so clean and smooth, so it made my experience more pleasant than unpleasant. As long as I focused on the flavor, I would forget how tired and sort of 'annoyed' almost I felt from brushing my teeth

I love this comment. Genuinely good and kind advice. Be good maxcheese x

Also the lamp for seasonal depression! It has proven benefits if used regularly/correctly.

The brand yumi makes a no water no rinse “shower foam” that is really good for days you just can’t shower but want to get clean. I’ve got rheumatoid arthritis and on high fatigue days showering would take literally all my spoons. Same brand makes shower sheets but they don’t work as well. Summers Eve unscented cleansing wipes may be designed for your hooha, but they are amazing for freshening underarms.

Has science gone too far?

This inspired me to buy one to I can’t wait to gain brainpower and see if I’ve been scammed. Obviously I’ll buy a different one than you got.

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

username and icon checks out

1000% hahaha

I don't think they're marketing schemes, I just think science isn't quite there yet.

And then charged $100/mo to use!

@@MyNameGoesHere They say as they wear their $500 glorified headband 🤣🤣

Well if you've spent 1400 bucks you're gonna rationalize that purchase anyway you possibly can

hope you're feeling better, i'm getting ready to apply for college so kinda stressed out abt it but trying real hard

@@platypusparasol9825hope your doing well

Hey, I seldom comment on YT videos, but I wanted to say that I also had a mental health crisis of biblical proportions in college and now, ten years later, things are way better. I know a lot of people with similar stories! I'm glad you're still with us and hope you're doing well.

It's not parasocial to be a fan and take comfort in the things you like, especially if they seem to speak to your problems and feelings. As long as your coping mechanisms don't harm anyone, you shouldn't feel embarrassed or ashamed of them. ❤ and support from another afflicted person

I actually laughed out loud at that one because it hit home

An example of why it’s so important to destigmatize mental issues and illnesses. Openness, relatability and not feeling completely alone can do a lot - not everything, but a lot.

@@rudyrobles8294 not the mental illness tho

@@rudyrobles8294 as a feeling yes, but as a disorder no

@@rudyrobles8294 ok ruby

@@rudyrobles8294 it does seem that way, doesn't it?

Nyc superb amazing wonderful

Nice

Ok interesant

Nice

@@urvashikumari5187 nice video

sounds that video helped more as a sleeping aid than those expensive devices

I hope you are telling the truth because that’s so funny.

what time is that at :0?

I listen to his "the good ones" playlist to fall asleep (and sometimes alternate between one of Danny's playlists) and I've heard it so many time. My spouse quotes the crappy Christmas movie 😂 "Miss-cken! No get tf outta here. Alright bye."

my brother and i cant say the word void without going on the whole rant about driving in the void cause it sucks and we hate it theres no sound or color or time in there its awful. ​@@awkwardotter13

i wish vibrations could end the neverending cycle of irrational love, anxiety, and hatred that hurts the people you care about without realizing it ❤

To be fair they claim it's calming but it actually does nothing, so is anger inducing!

Still not as stressed as he was when reviewing the moon pod😂😂

stop posting stolen comments from actual commentors, you've potentially posted 23 already

@@haloeighth Mo-oooom, I think the bot's broken again!

Better Help is nototiously sketchy and has had a lot of controversies, so I doubt he wanted to support them

@@skyn3817 👑

Unfortunately it's just come out that Hello Fresh has been buying products from companies that use... monkey slave labor. Yeah I thought it was insane, but it's true and more than a little horrifying.

Better help is trash

@@skyn3817 it has?

It was the slamming the table that did it for me

Hope your doing better now

Fr

Always was

The best product review channel tho.

yes and i’m all for it

His humor is great! I stand by him bringing these BS companys to light. Scamming sucks laughter is better😁✌🏽💜

these have to be tax write offs… right?

it's not even that subtle 😭

Not a flex, they’re all being used for business purposes so they’re tax write offs

hello fresh must pay the big bucks because almost every one of these buy and try videos cost upwards of $1000

companies

@@user-sv5kt8qz3v companys

@@kittyratrawr shush

@@user-sv5kt8qz3v 𒁃

companies*

off topic but i like ur pfp

I have a feeling he’s buying all these things because he WON’T go into credit card debt

i wonder if these things are possible to write as tax deductions?

He's sooo good with these ad transitions

🤣♥️

That's introception

dr ew LMFAO

That’s actually so funny oh my god

Doctor Ew Gooden

ok

ew, gooden

That makes sense

Yeah no shit

Instagram wasn’t there 30 years ago

@@roseeg6937 yeah no shit

@@ButterFromDiscord nah yes shit

You mean I’ve never known of a problem I’ve been having for years?! I feel jipped man.

I keep taking L's I guess because how the HELL did I not know about this WHILE HAVING THIS 😭💀

​@@Jerebees-Digital-Spacewell we're trained to think it's an us or me problem, not just our brains having problems with relaying info. I don't have ASD but I have ADHD and so many of the problems I now recognise as being part of my ADHD were always treated like me just being a fucking broken weirdo. Hyperfixated on a thing for too long and now all the status effects hit at once and you're in a real bad mood? You idiot, couldn't you tell you were hungry/thirsty/cold/needed a pee?? Smh, even toddlers can do that. /s

@@saintgeinfr…. also yes instagram absolutely should be held responsible

They're gonna advertise somewhere regardless, but yes they still should.

Meta/Facebook/Instagram should be held accountable for many things (including the downfall of society), but we don't see _that_ happening anytime soon, do we?

the more i’ve grown the funnier drew gets tbh

dont forget that they are growing too

@@wcampbell7283 i like this comment!

that one line in this video motivated me to go get my laptop and mass unsubscribe to stuff on my email

same

I was waiting for the cat comments 😂 thank you

I absolutely need more bimbim content, she’s so mf cute

Wait where was the cat? Still watching the video but curious in case I missed them

@@PaperDollWitch By door during 'Final thoughts'.

My hatred for cats makes me stressed when I see them

Does it vibrate when you put it on your chest?

I did something similar, but the initial cost was a bit more! Really helps me though... except when it causes me more anxiety. (It's a dog)

@@annalavender6489 it does!

coulda saved yourself 200$ - 20ish for an adoption at a shelter. and saved a life.

@@conneremberton4018 I did adopt at a shelter. don't know where I said I didn't

I was just about to comment this! Not enough people fully understand what a panic attack is, and so having drew be so open about it is amazing. I’ve had panic attacks where I end up in the ER too because I thought I was having a heart attack and dying. They SUCK.

yeah, ive struggled with really bad anxiety for years and i tend to isolate myself and make myself think that i’m the only one who struggles with things like that, so to hear one of my favorite content creators talk about it so calmly and freely helps me remember that i’m not alone :)

The whole video felt extra personal and I really appreciated that

It's 2022, we talk about these sorts of issues non stop. Stop saying we always avoid it.

The onesie guy is Billy Mays 2.0😂

Damn that’s awful. I hope he’s healing and coping, it’s so hard watching parents go through tough times

That's so sad, I hope you're both doing better ❤❤❤❤❤❤

my mom dealt with the same. melatonin and warm milk with honey or tea before bed is very helpful. hope your dad is better soon ❤

​@@bluebosnian in australia you can't buy melatonin without a prescription if you're under 55 🙃

@@Tamajyn69 melatonin aint even psychoactive tf

LITERALLY. I love Bim Bim

Cats are great for mental health. My day is instantly better because I wake up to a lil black void of fur that vibrates 🐈‍⬛

ok

ok

ok

Me when he said the vibrating egg😭😭

I have a suspicion that strapping a vibrator to yourself would have similar results.

I was looking for this comment 😅😅

ME (the real one): MY MOUTH

Chess cheating devices?

don’t get me wrong at all, I 100% agree but with these kind of products specifically a lot of these aren’t even the ultra wealthy (but they do obviously exploit whoever they can), it’s a 20-something who watches “HOW TO GET RICH!!” videos on KZfaq and just dropships these products from AliExpress or something. I wish more people talked about it so people didn’t feed into it so much

garfield wouldnt do this

The mendi made me irrationally angry in particular with how it faked your "progress", no doubt just so you'll give it a positive review and tell your friends how it really works to trick more people into buying it

Genuinely tho! my respect somehow got higher

@@SuzER08 samee

Thank you for commenting this 🤗 I also was like, that’s a real sense!! Same with proprioception (understanding how your body moves and interacts with the world around you). These products are definitely preying on that though and using it as a buzz word but not understanding it fully :/

Yeah, the 5 senses are only the ones with dedicated external organs. We have dozens of senses, just with more and more niche/hard to explain roles.

Good stuff, never even heard of it but good to know!

no offence intended but that just sounds like redefining/broadening an existing and well defined term. for example: “i get the sense that person x is being y” yes, i used the word sense here but that doesn’t mean that my new invention of “intuiception” belongs in the same category as touch/taste/see/smell/hear. in the same way, knowing that i’m hungry isn’t on par with being able to taste

@@mercluke having a feeling about something isn't the same as the literal signals your brain sends you when you need to eat or use the restroom. Also, people with autism often have interoception issues. I often don't realize I'm hungry until I have stomach cramps, sometimes I don't notice I need to pee until i'm about to burst.

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same!! its something i go through everyday and hearing people talk about it in an ostracizing way always makes me a bit insecure about it

Same! So refreshing

Me too, it's comforting knowing I'm not struggling alone.

@@theflyingegg3557 fortnite default dance moment

@wynn1587you have to be open to therapy for it to work. If your mind is closed off and you’re constantly thinking it’s not going to work then you’re never going to see the results. Of course, therapy isn’t meant for everyone but saying it doesn’t work is just deterring people who it may help.

@Wynn dude no offense but just because it hasn't worked for you and some friends of yours doesn't mean that that's the case for everyone, therapy is and can be very helpful for a lot of people

@Wynn Anecdotal evidence means very little, but since you are using it, I am currently in therapy for anxiety, depression, and PTSD, and so far, it has been very helpful in increasing my overall mood and helping me process my trauma.

@@LiveLaughLotad wow, what a genuinely shitty thing to try to rub in someone's face to "win" a KZfaq comment. Maybe you should talk to your therapist about your lack of empathy for someone who is struggling with something you're privileged enough *not* to be struggling with. Not a good look, dear.

Now I want to show this to my psychology 101 professor. I'm sure an actual psychologist would absolutely agree with everything Drew is saying here.

I guess you suck at English class because you can't even use a comma to separate your independent clauses.

They're selling vibrators, so they're not technically wrong about stress relief. Just can't show how you're supposed to _actually_ use them.

Your teacher watches drew gooden?!! 😮

@@mariokarter13 true, but you can buy better vibratory for like a third of the price so

I like that comparison. V accurate.

slightly manic, very misguided, and ends in disappointment before declaring he shouldn’t have invested time in it at all 😭 yet he always starts so excited

What is this? - points at green hair dye

@@ryshow9118 What’s this? What’s this? There’s scams everywhere? What’s this? There’s money in the air-

Very good comment!😁😁😁

Same!

my quarterly checkin to say i’m still doing this

@@evahenderson7332it’s 12:04 and i can’t sleep so here i am. still.

just checking in again. still good for sleeping.

​@@evynmartin2679 yo does it still work

i agree, i think its the most genuine anger ive ever seen out of drew. you're completely right though, i genuinely got a pretty scared, i'm very impressed and happy about his passion for mental health though :p

Yes it's very telling of his ability to entertain

Even though the average person doesn’t know who tf he is

It’s so funny on vine he was weird and niche but on KZfaq he’s so much more popular

Try Ayurveda medicine. It might help

exact reason i fucking hate these products just profiting off someones anguish

Exercise is free and will always help.

Sorry on behalf of the other replies for the unsolicited advice |:/

@@oh9648 advice is exactly what it is. Take it or leave it. Can’t be offended by it.

its because it is.

@@circumferenced it's what it's

What everyone does

anxiety isnt natural, its common

@@daddylonglegspidersdontexi3210 anxiety is our natrual instict to fear.

Did you notice that his head and eyes literally embiggened?

@@danihan1321 thanks for the laugh while I’m feeling sick 🤣😂

you mean christopher?

you mean drake?

Gee whiz!!😱 You appear to be mistaken🧐, kind stranger!😳🤯 This youtuber is actually a Mr.Gonzalaz☺️, not Andrew.🤔🤔Still, I liked reading your comment!! 😁😁😁

@@cheebuu3360 why are you talking like a cartoon character? Am I a guest in Scooby-Doo and guess who?

@@NotSoBab "I would have gotten away with my vibrating pebble business if it weren't for that meddling youtuber!"

That hit me in the feels too lol

I agree but this is Danny, dude

@@emoelmo3189 aw man i always mix it up

@@emoelmo3189 wdym that kurtis

Predatory isn’t the word in this case mate

@@jawaela By definition ("seeking to exploit or oppress others") it is actually, these products prey on people who are in vulnerable spots in their lives, they're predatory.

Guess we both do! Wish the same for you. Peace of mind soon :)

life is a weird thing

Hugs

Thanks so much! Lately it's been very frustrating for me, it just seems to get so much better for like two weeks and then I suddenly realize how apathetic and empty I've been for a while and am like Heeeyyy you again whyyyyy

💜

Oh god, yes. I have ADHD and depression and these devices are just terrible - except for the CalmiGo thing. Looks useful.

Focusing on mental health is counterproductive and the entire concept is a marketing tool

Yup. As someone w executive dysfunction, my suggestion would be to check out KZfaq videos by folks w executive dysfunction/ADHD and how they structure their life, tips and tricks, etc. I really like the channel How to ADHD. ☺️ Luck on your journey!

I get alot of adhd friendly habit building app ads and adhd planner app ads..... cool except the downside would be when i forget that it exists so its pointless, or the interest in using said app wears off too so its useless to even buy into them

I was diagnosed last year and I’m in my 30’s and YES… they’re legit… idk meds help. Therapy helps, I had an anxiety attack last week for the first time since taking my meds and it was weird and for no reason. But yeah… these things don’t work. Also good luck 😊

What sentence, the death one

This is exactly what religions do but they get to be practiced in peace .... :(

Wholesome

hope you had/have a nice day ^-^

@@timeforproblems I hope it's going to be this way for you too

Get a hobbie ! It has helped my depression 1000x over. I started Muay Thai (pretty intense) but getting some good exercise and having a reason to get out of bed is better than any pill iv taken

@@basedbane787 This advice is useless. It's great that it worked for you, but when you recommend it to others, and it ends up not working, it does more harm than good.

@@Papacarrot study after study has proven it effective. You're just lazy an wanna stay in your funk

@@basedbane787 are you a doctor who fan or do you have a boring name

@@basedbane787 Haha, when you immediately jump to "you're lazy" when talking about depression, it makes it very clear that you are ignorant. Depression is almost the exact opposite of laziness, because you wish you could do stuff, but it is literally impossible. So take your disgusting, mean, arrogant opinions elsewhere. Or ideally shut up and never say this bullshit to anyone.

Right?? Like it's a good look

I miss the blue hair already.

It looks pretty cool, actually.

Toothpaste hair lol

It's bad lol.

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Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. 👍🏾 *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.* As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him. Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil. I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God. Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

Matthew 6:5 -“thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward” 6:6 -“when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly” The bible teaches that we should praise the lord in a private and solemn manner. The Lord is so grand and all-powerful that to promote him like a product is an insult. God is not to be advertised, for he does not hide his will from those that seek him.

holy shit these replies