Racist Commercial

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doctorsmurf

17 жыл бұрын

Racist commercial from the movie Confederate States of America

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@KevinsAwfulVideos 3 жыл бұрын

Who teaches their child to ride a bike on the grass?

@andrewyoung2796 3 жыл бұрын

Better place to fall?

@luxborealis 3 жыл бұрын

I learned it on grass. Not safe on the roads in the rural areas like where I lived, cars zoom past.

@saucejohnson9862 3 жыл бұрын

A terrible father who spends too much time at work!

@saucejohnson9862 3 жыл бұрын

@G Schultz That's where I upgraded from training wheels...

@Whyulooking 3 жыл бұрын

My pet dragon

@thomasosborne7307 2 жыл бұрын

This is from a mockumentary called “The Confederate States of America,” and it shows what modern life would’ve looked like if the South had won the Civil War…… this is a commercial from that “world.”

@sarahcratty13 2 жыл бұрын

What’s it called

@fiendishsoul6730 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly the freeing of the slaves was somthing that would have happened regardless, winning the Civil War just made it happen sooner.

@Hawkeyes319 2 жыл бұрын

@@fiendishsoul6730 I wouldn't be so sure.. There's still a lot of enslaved people.

@sticksnstonespatriot1728 2 жыл бұрын

Looks like paradise.... No crime, no gun violence and everyone leaves their doors unlocked just like in the old days

@Thephillips-dj1po 2 жыл бұрын

...we have that, it's called Arkansas.

@richardd3367 5 ай бұрын

Actually, learning to ride a bike on the grass was fairly common 70 or 80 years ago. The idea was the grass provides a softer place to land when you're first getting started; nearly everyone falls a few times. And once you can balance on grass, the road or sidewalk is even easier. Back in "the old days", this was something called "wisdom"; sadly it seems mostly relegated to the past now.

@mosseisleyYT 4 ай бұрын

It was still so in the late 1960s. At least, that was how I learnt.

@SuperD00D 2 ай бұрын

Yeah I learned to ride without training wheels a little tiny bit older than normal, at 8, and I still did my first few minutes of training in the grass. Probably about 5-10 minutes. Then my sister rolled me around holding the handle bar on the pavement sidewalk behind our school, and we had a medium sized hill behind the school. After a few minutes of dragging me around, her friends talked her into just pushing me down the hill. In that moment I then knew how to ride a bike lol. Dumb girls prob thought I was going to fall. Then they tried to play it off as “that’s the best way to learn.” Yeah, okay, lol. At least it technically worked for me anyway but I wouldn’t say thanks to them.

@richardd3367 2 ай бұрын

@@SuperD00D kinda the "throw 'em in the deep end of the pool; they'll learn to swim real quick." philosophy.

@tammys376 2 ай бұрын

Yeah I learned on grass in the 70’s because it was a softer surface to land on, it was the one time our parents actually thought about safety 😂 ( no helmet though of course lol)

@mrryencoke 2 ай бұрын

@@richardd3367 John Wayne swimming lessons!

@Jennynine Ай бұрын

The white tires got to me!😂

@adolfgaming1761 7 жыл бұрын

The black guy in the end "Sup yall 😃"

@TT-oi9mo 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@angr7188 3 жыл бұрын

Latino not BLACK

@ArthurMorgan-pq4tr 3 жыл бұрын

Yessum

@ArthurMorgan-pq4tr 3 жыл бұрын

@@angr7188 It's a little hard to tell in this circumstance.

@keithmccaslyn2527 3 жыл бұрын

Grammar & Semantic's, would be "majorly up", you know like kryptonight? Whats up is NOT a greeting,its still a question, and an incomplete sentence!! Additionally since you didn't invent the English Lanaguage,but only mariginally speak it, the abouve remains so!! it is NOT a greeting it is STILL, a question! NOT that you GAFF,about all of that!

@truemenimprovedaily 2 жыл бұрын

Are we sure this isn’t satire cause I almost passed out laughing so hard

@fakshen1973 2 жыл бұрын

Yes this is satire. It's from the mockumentary "Confederate States of America" which is set in a dystopia world where the Confederates won the Civil War and slavery continued.

@Twinsuns2187 2 жыл бұрын

Yes satire.

@scottloessel6493 2 жыл бұрын

Yea are we sure this isn’t Chapel show or Key&Peele?

@SussyPoster69 2 жыл бұрын

@Bing Hope yep I knew. Confederate were democrats

@02chevyguy 2 жыл бұрын

Looks like something from SNL.

@ErgonBill 5 ай бұрын

As an Australian, I'm grinning upside down.

@ericstevens8744 5 ай бұрын

G’Day Mate, this video was fair Dinkum Perfection

@wegotguns3325 5 ай бұрын

As an australian, I dunno why I am seeing american ads when I just looked up the crown forklift song and ended up here

@coldplayfan7357 5 ай бұрын

Didn't you guys just forcefully took the land away from the aboriginals after the ruling just few months back? You should be glad that Australia is an insignificant player in world politics because of which no one gives attention to all the horrible race crimes in Australia

@punk46664 5 ай бұрын

@@wegotguns3325mate I was looking up how to reinforce the transom on my tinny 😂

@wegotguns3325 5 ай бұрын

@@punk46664 haha

@barneyronnie 4 ай бұрын

Where is the 'racist' part? I must have missed it!!

@wjumeau Ай бұрын

I was looking for the burning cross and the pillow case with eye slots 🤣🤣🤣 Nope….

@cancermonkey7334 Ай бұрын

EVERYTHING is racist now. It’s a brave new world. Zoomers don’t even realize when they say something blatantly racist. They only know what they were TAUGHT is racist.

@Brandon-nr8fn Ай бұрын

It said confederate. The confederacy fought to retain slavery. This commercial is from a mockumentary on if the confederacy had won. And if you listen real close, that lil girl says the n word when she falls down

@Negev-Israel Ай бұрын

Look carefully. The dad is wyt. That's why.

@jason1carnley Ай бұрын

One it says “confederate family” 2 a person of color trims the hedges while the white guy sips Lemonade. The implication being that is how it should be.

@daytoncoates4930 3 жыл бұрын

My inner thoughts: “Hey now, what’s racist about this?” “Is it racist because the dad is white?” “ *O H* “

@loliberryyydeadaccount8735 3 жыл бұрын

@@janicekamalski5938 ikr-

@glennf.6016 3 жыл бұрын

Hey you people who have nothing better off to do but look for things to call racist should get a fucking life.

@Astroooozi 3 жыл бұрын

@@glennf.6016 ucking Quagmire

@whoknowswhocares885 3 жыл бұрын

This is from a mockumentay called the Confederate States of America

@glennf.6016 3 жыл бұрын

Look up the definition for Confederate

@mr.at-stdriver3102 4 жыл бұрын

This whole commercial feels like some high quality YTP

@Hoodie403 3 жыл бұрын

It technically is. It's from some sort of movie where it theorizes what things would be like if the south won the Civil War or something like that.

@brandybarnes6471 3 жыл бұрын

Amateur hour

@llgoldstein2710 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hoodie403 It is called a mockumentary.

@radiopoet1330 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like a bad SNL skit.

@vallisdaemonum255 3 жыл бұрын

@@radiopoet1330 more like a good MadTV skit

@Snookynibbles 2 ай бұрын

chorus: Oh, I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray! In Dixie land I’ll take my stand To live and die in Dixie Away, away, away down south in Dixie Away, away, away down south in Dixie verses: Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton Old times there are not forgotten Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land In Dixie land where I was born in Early on one frosty mornin’ Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land Old Missus marry Will, the weaver William was a gay deceiver Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land But when he put his arm around her He smiled as fierce as a forty pounder Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land His face was sharp as a butcher’s cleaver But that did not seem to grieve her Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land Old Missus acted the foolish part And died for a man that broke her heart Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land

@ssquared2321 4 ай бұрын

This is so corny!! The banjo strumming is a nice touch!! 😂😂😂😂

@mello.1483 2 жыл бұрын

I was so confused at first, until I saw the ending. I can’t even lie, as a black person it feels illegal to laugh

@scarletbelmont9022 2 жыл бұрын

This has to be a joke...it's too ridiculous lol.

@frshorts2099 2 жыл бұрын

Lol 14 years ago

@TejasBobGOM 2 жыл бұрын

Best not to learn history based on rumor and gossip, the side that wins the war tells the story.

@mello.1483 2 жыл бұрын

@@TejasBobGOM Of course. I wouldn’t blindly believe anything social media says when it comes to history. I’m already taking a class for it 😂

@pea7422 2 жыл бұрын

@@mello.1483 you should barely believe what a class tells you nowadays either

@mal757 7 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for...someone to steal the bike

@yapyap66 5 жыл бұрын

lol

@uni-g9087 3 жыл бұрын

I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lolll

@davincent98 3 жыл бұрын

Will the dad get his pink track suit and chase after the thief on foot?

@djcp919 3 жыл бұрын

Yo 😂😂😂

@PotterPossum1989 3 жыл бұрын

Tyrone was stealing the rims while they were watching her ride the bike

@hadiferlan3760 3 ай бұрын

Good ol' American nuclear family commercial.

@sligobhoy8152 Ай бұрын

Should we all be racist now Father?

@user-pf4fk2jx5v 3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: that's the father

@SilverscreenTrivia 3 жыл бұрын

For the win! 🏆

@wincubs1 3 жыл бұрын

Damn!! Savage AF and God damn brilliant!👏👏

@MichaelWH 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@C.Chandler_May 3 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@citizenshane8932 3 жыл бұрын

A creepy father and his creepy daughter. 🤯

@LolganSaucey 2 жыл бұрын

“I was in a commercial once” “What kind?” “Nvm I don’t wanna talk about it”

@sticksnstonespatriot1728 2 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn't you want to talk about it? It looks like paradise... No crime, no gun violence and everyone leaves their doors unlocked, like in the old days.

@LolganSaucey 2 жыл бұрын

@@sticksnstonespatriot1728 these days you’ll get “canceled” for liking the wrong football team

@sticksnstonespatriot1728 2 жыл бұрын

@@LolganSaucey true💯

@agent-rj6jv 2 жыл бұрын

It was part of a parity show several years ago. It is available to view on KZfaq.

@michelfrankaraujo4394 2 жыл бұрын

HORRIBLE COMMERCIAL OK?

@tysonatkins2236 4 ай бұрын

Who, under the age of 100, falls on grass and can't get up?

@ArtyEffem 4 ай бұрын

I saw nothing racist in this clip, then I rememembered: I am one.

@billsmith6884 8 жыл бұрын

It's racist because if the black guy had done his job properly and mowed the lawn, the girl would not have fallen off her bike.

@stupiditycrusader2368 8 жыл бұрын

XDXDXD

@billsmith6884 8 жыл бұрын

tuyocuyo I think that you are reading too much into this.

@billsmith6884 8 жыл бұрын

tuyocuyo Oh okay, you see gay people wherever you look. I think that says a lot about you.

@billsmith6884 8 жыл бұрын

tuyocuyo Hey, you're the one who brought up the father being gay. I think that you are just seeing what you like.

@shootr1303 8 жыл бұрын

+Dennis Gallagher Do you even know that those lawn jockeys were used to mark houses on the Underground Railroad? People are so ignorant of history it's amazing.

@stevenedwards4470 2 жыл бұрын

I was a little worried as he moved in with the slo mo condolence kiss.

@jasonturner2206 2 жыл бұрын

There are no boundaries in the Deep South..😂

@michaelhill7878 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he went a little too Joe Biden there.

@corrado 2 жыл бұрын

It’s supposed to be parent and child 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Andrew..J 2 жыл бұрын

Getting some Tom Brady vibes

@dominion104 2 жыл бұрын

Oh so it wasn’t just me😂😂😂

@adiconsdaple8026 2 ай бұрын

Okay. And WHAT exactly is now "racist" in this Commercial?????

@irish__maiden 5 күн бұрын

So....the racist part was the boy trimming the bushes at the end?

@gracelikerain87 2 жыл бұрын

To me, it looked like that’s his secret son. Lol

@eltravo2112 2 жыл бұрын

Daughters bf 😂

@jacklow9611 2 жыл бұрын

Possibly.

@mrrogers88 2 жыл бұрын

To you, s-human. To YOU

@mrrogers88 2 жыл бұрын

@@eltravo2112 Jogger laughing emoji huehuehuehue cuz whut u sed iz sum kinda legit ting huehuehuehue Happy missing link ape having a laugh to its s-human ignorant self

@PutraMaqbulIhsanBasyar 2 жыл бұрын

Knowing there is black woman serving him juice at beginning I think you right.

@nyrisj 2 жыл бұрын

I first noticed his black servant woman giving him his lemonade. That was a subtle move.

@lewlewlaser037 2 жыл бұрын

i thought it was his wife

@ishtlutz1261 2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was his side Bish

@DuckHouse1 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice that till I watched it again

@mitchconnerandsometimesjlotoo 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah no biggie who cares about skin color. Didn't register with me.

@zzulm 2 жыл бұрын

It's conditioning, it became normal for us to see a person of color serving a white person.

@mackinblack 5 ай бұрын

Why is this supposed to be racist?

@lisaprince5767 Ай бұрын

Karen got into my crack stash again,goddamnit!!

@rustybennineoneonemajesty Ай бұрын

Thank God if it was not for hip hop music this advert might have caught me jumping off the edge of a cliff

@r.j.powers381 2 жыл бұрын

OMG!! I was in shock, my incredulity growing right up until the 'gardener' smiled. I burst out laughing for a good few minutes. This is like a SNL sketch.

@jasonroberts6080 2 жыл бұрын

I bet they have one of those statues at the end of the driveway of the black boy dressed in a hat and red horse riding outfit holding a lantern

@kenm8376 2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonroberts6080 That's what my yard is missing!! Thanks, I'm going to buy one for each side of my driveway. BTW, they're called lawn jockeys.

@jasonroberts6080 2 жыл бұрын

@@kenm8376 thanks, I forgot the correct lingo!!

@jujubegold 2 жыл бұрын

This is satire. A joke

@Slimpickinsorl 2 жыл бұрын

@@jujubegold is it key and peele? It looks the quality of the vacuum Chappelle left at Comedy Central early 2000’s. If not what show is this?

@hdave5668 2 жыл бұрын

the way he was smiling at the end. gotta keep them hedges clean bro 💀

@ginatorres677 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🙈🤣

@CrazyMonkey9414 2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@glecservices3114 2 жыл бұрын

It’s reflective today, a lot of black people get offered cleaning jobs, in night clubs and even in banks I see them all the time, it’s not even funny it’s disrespectful, This is why judgement is on the earth and a lot of people are going to suffer because god himself is sick of the wickedness that people on earth are doing and it all starts in peoples hearts, there was nothing funny about slavery, and there is nothing funny about all the black kids that are dying

@oak_owl 2 жыл бұрын

@@glecservices3114 Comedy!

@glecservices3114 2 жыл бұрын

@@oak_owl did you say real life is comedy,

@StarDustMoonRocket 3 ай бұрын

It's racist because it features a wholesome family?

@TheOaklandAthletics1989 Ай бұрын

Bro's hairline is flawless. He ain't playing.

@godssoldier4L 3 жыл бұрын

Had them hedges looking right tho!

@rockeruss555 3 жыл бұрын

Had "THEM" hedges??? Hahaha! 🤣

@yulissaortega488 3 жыл бұрын

@@rockeruss555 yes. had “them” hedges looking right. 🤨 problem?

@These-nutz 3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Meatwad.Baggins 3 жыл бұрын

My man on that shit 🚬😎👍

@Batman-fk6pb 3 жыл бұрын

I really don’t understand is it a comical sketch or what?

@miacarlany Жыл бұрын

this is a comedy skit not a commercial.

@ForkInTheRoad33 Жыл бұрын

Did you know if you say gullible fast enough it sounds like you're saying oranges?

@richardmiranda640 Жыл бұрын

It’s a theatrical presentation of a fictional commercial.

@kgthompson5814 Жыл бұрын

You were a tube baby, don't be delusional. Unless you have tested your blood for synthetic human syrup you can't be 100 percent sure.

@hdhrdfsrkgh Жыл бұрын

thanks, now because of you i’m not able to laugh my behind off

@californiaandwashington1377 Жыл бұрын

@@ForkInTheRoad33 no it’s wo

@UltraGamerAustin 4 ай бұрын

Once it said master I knew it was gonna be racist

@chickenlover657 5 ай бұрын

No racism detected...What am I missing?

@anthosantha 25 күн бұрын

Look at who the camera pans to when it says "and their property".

@CFITOMAHAWK2 23 күн бұрын

That is not black. That is LATINO. Brown is not black. Duhh !

@ftargr 23 күн бұрын

@@anthosantha"how would you feel if your property was taken?" "but it wasnt taken tho"

@frostriver4547 22 күн бұрын

@@ftargrask a democrat

@Caeljharden 3 жыл бұрын

I was like “umm… so what part of this is raci- Oh… Oh noooooooooo” 😂

@lovepeaceandsoulfullrighto9053 3 жыл бұрын

It’s not a real ad.

@Caeljharden 3 жыл бұрын

@@lovepeaceandsoulfullrighto9053 when did I say it was? Lol.

@ahhwe-any7434 2 жыл бұрын

I was like Ummm, how the hell did I come across this? I was expecting something obnoxiously special

@joerogaine3093 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah because black yard workers is suh racist

@shanestephens4728 2 жыл бұрын

Fucking KZfaq shorts. 😡 I want to hate you because of that oh no oh no no BS but I know that’s not what you meant. I’m sorry.

@pnutbutrncrackers 8 жыл бұрын

Moral of the story: Making a child learn to ride their bike on clumpy, overgrown grass without a push is a poor idea.

@Agent1W 2 жыл бұрын

What if it was an "off-road" bike?

@thebroughamshow6985 2 жыл бұрын

@@Agent1W what if you find a message in what your lips flap

@beenrue5672 2 жыл бұрын

Of course the grass is overgrown with that landscaper ! LMAO I JOKE!! 😁😁

@orbitty1354 Жыл бұрын

Obviously that smiling black fellar didn't do a good job. 🤣

@scarystardust6095 Жыл бұрын

She's like, fucking 9 and can't ride a bike... 😂😂😂

@housebuilder1924 2 ай бұрын

I thought the title said this commercial is racist.

@ElGato-in5zo Ай бұрын

This showed up as, “something you might like,” 💀

@biketrailing4277 Жыл бұрын

As a black man in his early 70's, I can tell you this is not only hilarious, but wells up a feeling of unexpected nostalgia. Good times man.

@sarahzitzmann8860 Жыл бұрын

Haha ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@TheLepke2011 Жыл бұрын

@@JayTX. I find this comment offensive.

@noobbutbetter Жыл бұрын

@@TheLepke2011 I find this reply offensive. Please delete and if you don't the twitter furries cancel you.

@stevenhombrados1530 Жыл бұрын

Ahhhh nostalgia…. A place where even living through the holocaust could bring in warm fuzzy feelings. lol ( being sarcastic, thou… )

@gaiusoctavius5935 Жыл бұрын

@@noobbutbetter I find this comment offensive please delete it before you get fired from your job

@The1707regina 7 жыл бұрын

I'm black and I'm laughing at this...the black man at the end just pops out of nowhere. I'm share this on Facebook lolololololol

@bonniehantu 7 жыл бұрын

renee p you do realise that it says the black man is the property of the white man...?

@joshfilmsstuff9769 7 жыл бұрын

you do realize it's a satirical ad, right?

@bonniehantu 7 жыл бұрын

Josh B Of course i do, but the "joke" is based on racist practices, isnt it?

@bonniehantu 7 жыл бұрын

WideAwakeism so basically what youre saying is "haha get it? its funny because the black guy is the property of the white family! haha how fun was slavery"

@erocktheartist 7 жыл бұрын

Lmao bruh was just cheeseing 😂😂😂😂

@Handtutweh 5 ай бұрын

As a Chinese, I feel left out

@rageinternet9391 Ай бұрын

Nice Jim Morrison pfp

@hermanmurry2812 Ай бұрын

Man blackhole sun took a wierd turn before the final cut

@robotorch Ай бұрын

Solid reference my dude

@joshb6420 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing boils my blood like a happy family and a smiling landscaper

@itsnotme-jl9jt Жыл бұрын

You don't like landscapers? Weird. There's good money in landscaping

@suggiethames9870 Жыл бұрын

What is wrong with being a landscaper?

@bigshoots1181 Жыл бұрын

Sarcasm

@BLEnterpriseLincoln Жыл бұрын

Lmao we are landscapers, and white, think about that for just a minute 😂😂. The only racist thing here is the comments and title of this video. I saw people, just plain old people. Stop creating racism!

@jaykay5580 Жыл бұрын

as a landscaper, i would never trust a smiling landscaper. actually i don't trust anyone who smiles. anyway i find a dour approach to landscaping is best.

@arifaith8588 7 жыл бұрын

The video is from a mockumentry, people

@ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming 7 жыл бұрын

They're too stupid to realize that though lol "Research? WHATS THAT? HURRR. DIS IZ LEFTIST PROGOGUNDA!!!"

@ashleycovey9037 7 жыл бұрын

ScootsNB Only a true liberal thinks the word research is synonymous with the name Google. And you even invented your own language. You must be smart. 😉😂😂😂

@scottm5972 7 жыл бұрын

ScootsNB Ahh, friendly fire in this target rich environment is inevitable ;)

@ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming 7 жыл бұрын

+Scott M Welp. I fell for your bait. Should have known better.

@scottm5972 7 жыл бұрын

ScootsNB lol, no you were right, I misread your post. I'm on like twenty threads posting insults so I wasn't paying close attention 😂

@kreyolees 4 ай бұрын

Ohh I thought it was just a sexist ad til the last second, you got me fooled!

@samuelrodrigues3501 2 ай бұрын

Hey, Hedges gotta be taken care of.

@chiefpontiac1800 3 жыл бұрын

That lawn needs work. A true confederate dad would not allow brown patches on his green grass.

@peterj903 3 жыл бұрын

Unless they were trimming the hedges....

@GeoffCK 3 жыл бұрын

@@peterj903 lol

@CHAJIHAD25 2 жыл бұрын

I don't think they like to be called brown patches anymore..

@windetta551 2 жыл бұрын

@@CHAJIHAD25 Bruh

@r.i.pyoutube6881 2 жыл бұрын

Lol now do one about you pilgrims 😂

@alexiscondit898 2 жыл бұрын

I was already laughing before the end, I thought the whole thing was intended as a joke. But the ending really snuck up on me, got me good.

@thisguy4505 2 жыл бұрын

It is a joke. It's from the movie The Confederate States of America. Good movie.

@bratisma9993 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, lol the ending got me too.

@roberthunt4991 2 жыл бұрын

Y do people lie you did not know it was a joke before the ending! It’s not possible! Stop already.

@FreeSpiritPaulette 2 жыл бұрын

@@roberthunt4991 what the Devil are you so pressed about

@GabrielSchlaefer 2 жыл бұрын

It is intended as a joke.

@mickeyminnie1792 Ай бұрын

I taught my son when he was 4 he fell only 1 time caught on after a few times and it was at a park and on the grass...I didn't want him hurt.

@jamiepike6909 Ай бұрын

I was thinking “what’s racist about that” then boom I couldn’t stop laughing.

@bopadeefunk 9 жыл бұрын

I thought I was watching an ad to watch an ad.

@kiddeath921 9 жыл бұрын

lol mind blown!

@jellieraya67 8 жыл бұрын

me 2

@behehdhwshahehrhhshahdh526 8 жыл бұрын

me 2 as well

@GordonMiller 8 жыл бұрын

Even the tires on the bicycle were WHITE. Hahaha.

@TheLio666 8 жыл бұрын

good point haha

@tacomagnet4445 8 жыл бұрын

lmao

@tacomagnet4445 8 жыл бұрын

2002films Im sure it was just a joke u dipshit💀

@2002films 8 жыл бұрын

Taco Magnet Calling someone a dipshit shows your bigotry

@user-xt9ug1ht3s 7 жыл бұрын

i switched from white to black tires thinking id go faster, instead they stopped working

@jasonpark5692 25 күн бұрын

The background music wasn't complete without someone blowing into a jug and another playing a washboard.

@poly_g6068 5 ай бұрын

That was not racist for 46 solid seconds

@robertb8629 3 жыл бұрын

This is from a "what if"docudrama discussing what America would be like if the Confederacy won the civil war.

@stitzefilms299 3 жыл бұрын

thank you for preventing the spread of false misleading information, sir.

@fee1776 2 жыл бұрын

Slavery would be obsolete due to two factors. One, farming was being automated in the late 1870s. Two, Britain the largest textile manufacturer in the world successfully cultivate cotton in Egypt that was as soft and white as southern cotton at lower cost. The southern cotton plantations would be cost out of business by these post ACW turn of events.

@thesurvivalist1996 2 жыл бұрын

Well at least we wouldn't have to deal with the extremly sensitive sjws ruining the world for us. There is only one option when dealing with mutated leftists. The final solution.

@pemdemica1712 2 жыл бұрын

@@thesurvivalist1996 Hey slave lover, go back to your trailer park.

@ob2kenobi388 Жыл бұрын

Everybody's talking about her riding on the grass, but I'm concerned as to how she managed to HURT herself on the grass!

@53greenhill Жыл бұрын

They cut out the part where she got sideswiped by Billy Bob joyriding in the General Lee.

@BigWheel. Жыл бұрын

She's a weakling. Throw her into the pit with the rest of the weaklings.

@firebladetenn6633 Жыл бұрын

Skidding on the grass, or hitting a rock are fantastically painful.

@ob2kenobi388 Жыл бұрын

@@firebladetenn6633 I've certainly never been hurt by skidding on grass, and I doubt there'd be a single rock in that lawn if they have a literal slave to make sure there aren't any. Don't see any rocks in the video itself.

@firebladetenn6633 Жыл бұрын

@@ob2kenobi388 Rocks aren't the issue. I've known people who literally had skin disappear sliding on grass. Granted, they were going at much higher speeds than that girl was, but the point remains, you CAN get hurt on regular grass.

@mikeblake3338 Ай бұрын

What is up with the guy at the end of the video? I don't get it

@jared19882 27 күн бұрын

If only they had the energy to do lawnwork, they barely can meet the requirement to apply for two jobs a week on welfare 😂

@johnnynbk 6 жыл бұрын

Gotta admit that's one beautiful old house.

@averynotfound8220 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@BlueydaHeeler 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@JeckoSTARlaloo 3 жыл бұрын

True.

@weasley2o13 2 жыл бұрын

It really is. I didn't notice it until I watched it the third time. I wouldn't mind living in it honestly.

@spartacus7216 2 жыл бұрын

@@weasley2o13 I honestly don't understand the advert. Can someone please explain to me?🙏

@darkspark5854 2 жыл бұрын

The smile he gives at the end is priceless.

@111highgh Жыл бұрын

Everything you say is, "I'm a black man this, I'm a black man that."

@jaybiggs97 Жыл бұрын

Like how he happy he is with his place at the white man's table...

@BigWheel. Жыл бұрын

He's actually the dad.

@Empathy4Animals411 Жыл бұрын

@@jaybiggs97 Now THAT's RAY-SIST! He's not even sitting at a table. SMFH

@robinreality9979 Жыл бұрын

He knows something 🤔😉

@thecrossedtheroadfund4289 Ай бұрын

Now do a commercial on a typical day in downtown Memphis, Tennessee 😆

@fatihkan2601 5 ай бұрын

black guy is looking at the camera as he's the saboteur

@alanw505 3 жыл бұрын

"My wife keeps me in line no matter how many guys are in front of me"- Rodney Dangerfield

@mistqr 3 жыл бұрын

Ay hold on what

@rowdyyeets4532 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@commandercaptain4664 2 жыл бұрын

"FOUR???"

@dutchcountryman1290 2 жыл бұрын

Well, at least they included his son-by-another-mother there at the end.

@marichat5361 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the black maid giving him lemonade is black guys mom and he's the dad

@louisejones5773 27 күн бұрын

@@marichat5361 hes not black, hes biracial

@UnshakableMedallion Ай бұрын

Nah bro the end is cooked 💀

@JacobAnaya369 Ай бұрын

Dude cutting the hedges is like yeah raise my child bruh… moms like if he only knew…

@goldencherub1 2 жыл бұрын

I love how her face is like DADDY MY LEG IT HURTS IM BLeeeDInG when grass is literally so soft- 💀

@sumdumbmick 2 жыл бұрын

that's the real reason it's racist. only white skin is that delicate.

@GGJiaJia 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@ReginaTrans_ 2 жыл бұрын

I know, everyone's faces like OMGGGG, before they showed she fell from the bike, I thought she was ran over or something

@Dr170 2 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE didn't do a good enough job cutting the grass

@goldencherub1 2 жыл бұрын

@@Dr170 ikr lol

@sparklelite1076 3 жыл бұрын

*After 13 years old, youtube decided to recomand me now in 2021*

@RadRan69 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah no shit huh.

@lolavier4936 3 жыл бұрын

AFTER 13 YEARS OLD?

@joelwillems4081 3 жыл бұрын

Social media prepping us for another summer of riots?

@batgirlp5561 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@quinsrevenge 3 жыл бұрын

recommend*

@randsomgodei 4 ай бұрын

U notice the black lady giving "The Master Of The House" his ice cold drink

@nikmills 3 ай бұрын

When do I get my slave? I never did have a slave.

@blaksmith313 2 жыл бұрын

This would've been hilarious if Dave Chappelle created it🤣

@SurvivalTipsClips 2 жыл бұрын

It's a commercial in a movie presented by Spike Lee

@haraldlorenzen4378 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@shanyiamcgriff 2 жыл бұрын

all the unpurpose flour in these comments gon burn just watch

@a.saintango1311 2 жыл бұрын

Rick James skit meets ghetto insurance agency.

@RedBaronisa 2 жыл бұрын

Frfr felt like a Dave skit 😂

@whatutalkinboutwillis6122 Жыл бұрын

The strumming on the banjo really sells it

@ssquared2321 4 ай бұрын

LOL !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hb9145 5 ай бұрын

"Satire is like food. Not everyone gets it." -Kim Jong Un

@antisbuster6296 5 ай бұрын

The gardener "Jobs done dad"

@sprattonburnett 2 жыл бұрын

It looks like the father is also the gardener’s “dad”, too! 😆

@Leelz247 2 жыл бұрын

Omfg, LOL

@samuelparker9882 2 жыл бұрын

You and I both jumped right on top of that one!!!!! LOL!!!!!

@delilahhart4398 2 жыл бұрын

He probably is!

@CloroxBleach-vc7bf 2 жыл бұрын

he do be lookin kinda light doe

@mikehazelwood6106 2 жыл бұрын

"Dad" has probably been playing in the maid's tool shed!

@NoName-zi3yb 8 жыл бұрын

How does no one understand that this is purely satirical

@simplyowningyou 8 жыл бұрын

+Tom Nick Because they are retarded ? I wouldn't say "no one" though because some people like you and me who are not retarded , did realise it. But so many retards around here so of course what would you expect anyways ?

@NoName-zi3yb 8 жыл бұрын

+simplyowningyou True, it is KZfaq after all haha

@haissem8 2 жыл бұрын

Liberals don't understand most things. They're brainwashed morons.

@dvasavertik7629 5 ай бұрын

What, they are working?? Now I know it's all just a joke.

@anhthutranhoang9680 3 ай бұрын

Ppl: "It's racist" me trying to find out what is '-ist': "uh... It is sexist, right?"

@rullmourn1142 3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting them to say "No matter what they call you, at the end of the day, you're still the master."

@rcortez911 6 ай бұрын

As a Mexican, I feel left out 😢

@mr.butterworth4216 6 ай бұрын

Don’t be, that landscaper looks like he could be black or Mexican. Good casting choice.

@foxpopuli6982 6 ай бұрын

Don't worry, amigo! We white southerners have changed over the years. We would *absolutely* have you mow our grass, these days!

@rcortez911 6 ай бұрын

@@foxpopuli6982 gracias amigo! The women are so considerate, they always wants us to cut grass when the husband is working so we don’t disturb them. I always appreciate the bath after mowing her grass

@ZeranZeran 6 ай бұрын

lmao

@ZeranZeran 6 ай бұрын

@@rcortez911 lmao x2

@itsmeagain7422 23 күн бұрын

Why did this come up in my search, I was looking at seizure videos.

@kcazzzzz 5 ай бұрын

european with a sword=knight japanese with a sword=samurai chinese with a sword=chinese warrior black guy with a sword=grass cutter

@tanner-rh6oo 8 жыл бұрын

I think that the gardener is also trimming the wife's bush, too.

@rachelek9563 8 жыл бұрын

+tanner122772 He is way hotter than the Pillsbury Doughboy she is married to.

@tanner-rh6oo 8 жыл бұрын

+Polly Ester haha!!!

@ChristianInHollywood 8 жыл бұрын

+Polly Ester You guys are sick if you think that, he's a kid! Yuck. :P

@lunacomputacion 8 жыл бұрын

+tanner122772 she and the gardener look too happy and the husband looks stupid enough

@amywagreich9042 8 жыл бұрын

lol lol lol lol!!!!!

@KC-nm7mf 2 жыл бұрын

This shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did

@scuwopguwop_0715 2 жыл бұрын

This Shit Killed Me 😂😂😂 I Was Slightly Confused Until The Ending! I Lost My Shit.!

@spartacus7216 2 жыл бұрын

@@scuwopguwop_0715 I honestly don't understand the advert. Can someone please explain to me?🙏

@hedgehog1684 2 жыл бұрын

black lives matter

@KC-nm7mf Жыл бұрын

@@jeianalottie girl I’m Latina so I can laugh and even if I wasn’t I’d still laugh

@Jondsmusic Жыл бұрын

@Communism Is The Real Pandemic exactly me too! This is about socialists trying to control and indoctrinate us into their BS cabal agenda. Not happening!

@X08x 5 ай бұрын

Even the tires were white.

@ArtyEffem 4 ай бұрын

What kind of tightwad parents wait until their kid is that old before getting them a bike?

@keepitforreally4501 4 ай бұрын

lol

@tmanthemost1157 2 жыл бұрын

This movie is basically about if the confederate states of America existed today and kept their independence

@enricomemmoli7596 2 жыл бұрын

please start a civil war destroy yourselves and let the world live in peace.😈

@hmlandis1370 2 жыл бұрын

@@enricomemmoli7596 Fuck no, that would suck. Lol. America should never start a Civil War 2.

@BigDMartial 2 жыл бұрын

It's a movie??

@tmanthemost1157 2 жыл бұрын

@@BigDMartial yea

@shiveringtimber49 Жыл бұрын

The fact that they called him the "master" of the house was so perfect 🤣

@slickspace4863 Жыл бұрын

The text at the end with "protecting property" as it shows the black man

@Turnoutxoxo Жыл бұрын

@@slickspace4863 He need a DNA test 🤓

@guyguyver7552 Жыл бұрын

Look at all the societal dysfunction now, since society don't want dads in charge of the family anymore...😊👎

@LionOfKingston Жыл бұрын

Gardener fucking his wife ahahaha that is what I got from the ending

@yurilouback6331 Жыл бұрын

I can imagine him being all whiny like "Im the master of the house! You all gotta do what I say!" Meanwhile his wife is banging the gardner guy

@117rebel 4 ай бұрын

The way things are supposed to be!

@louisejones5773 27 күн бұрын

Its gonna be just the opposite in the Kingdom coming up. Please keep that same attitude

@io3000gamma 4 ай бұрын

Hahaha, why is that guy even there at the end?

@dasdas1970 4 ай бұрын

Juan is happy.

@s-sentialbizness7283 2 жыл бұрын

This is SO much like an SNL skit, only without the audience laughter! 😂

@ExtrackterYT 2 жыл бұрын

no, this was funny... SNL isn't (any longer).

@jessperson9750 2 жыл бұрын

Does SNL have real people laughing still? I thought they started using laugh tracks when Chris Farrley & Adam Sandler left.

@imhappyandyou.4003 2 жыл бұрын

SNL died long ago.

@slyfox4564 2 жыл бұрын

If it was snl itd be unfunny and cringe

@s-sentialbizness7283 2 жыл бұрын

Some of you people have obviously NEVER seen an SNL skit from the 70s - early 90s... 😒 That's what I was referring to, NOT today's lame SNL "comedy" crap! Sorry, maybe I should've rephrased it: This is SO much like an *old* SNL skit.....

@jasonsmith-bm1sv Жыл бұрын

This is like the perfect illustration of the "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie..." quote. I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for laughing.

@edithbannerman4 6 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

@alexshatner3907 6 ай бұрын

I did not understand where, and what point racism comes in this video

@varalderfreyr8438 5 ай бұрын

@@alexshatner3907 ..."and your property. " as it shows a black person.

@alexshatner3907 5 ай бұрын

@@varalderfreyr8438 I have no idea what you are talking about

@ivanpb1983 5 ай бұрын

I'm absolutely sure this video was uploaded right after the 'Me at the zoo' video.

@liecht 5 ай бұрын

Obviously the lawnmower guy hadnt his work done yet!!

@PMelol 8 жыл бұрын

Nice job trying to present this like it's not from a fake documentary. The video should be titled Fake Racist Commercial but that wouldn't get nearly as many views.

@terrellcarey6178 8 жыл бұрын

the commercial is from docudrama on Netflix called Confederate States of America. Movie is presented as a civil war documentary show on a local TV station in a world where the confederacy had won the civil war. this is a fairly tame commercial but there are others throughout the movie based on real advertising and products. some still in use today.

@PMelol 8 жыл бұрын

+Terrell Carey Yep, you're right. Some of the products in the fake documentary were real. I was just saying the title is a bit clickbait and tons of people will think this is a real commercial.

@terrellcarey6178 8 жыл бұрын

Gotcha

@hotelmario510 8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Melillo This was uploaded in 2007, you fucking idiot.

@fieldrat4812 8 жыл бұрын

+hotelmario510 netflix can run reruns

@zacksmith1375 7 жыл бұрын

This commercial was completely unable. We all know black people don't do yard work. Now if it had been a Mexican that I could have believed.

@dracibatic2433 7 жыл бұрын

Zack Smith well blacks were slaves in the confederate states. 'Tis a spoof of if the confederacy had won the civil war, as i have learned from the comments sections of this very interesting videos

@zacksmith1375 7 жыл бұрын

WHITE ENDUNTURED SERVANTS WERE THE FIRST SLAVES HERE IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES! PEOPLE NEED TO GET THEIR FACTS STRAIGHT.

@zacksmith1375 7 жыл бұрын

I come from a long line of Irish Native American Polish Mormons so if anyone has any room to talk about slaves in America I feel like I might.

@zabadazidit 7 жыл бұрын

+1000

@akeemburkes8328 7 жыл бұрын

Zack Smith how do you know what black people do ?

@Sheisthedevilyouknowwho-ft9we 2 ай бұрын

In the movie "Go" , instead of Amway, its Confederated Products, and at that time no one got upset. Someone even put up a simple website. If it was during Leave It To Beaver, it would have been Confederated Products Amalgamated 😂