I know lol 😂😂

Yes, its true tho. Lol

He’ll use the sharingan

Somehow I never find it reassuring when someone has to tell me that their pet won't bite 😂 it has teeth and a jaw that could fit my hand/arm doesn't it?? XD I had to I'm sorry

@@alexiazamora7257 didn't mean to trigger you, I don't feel comfortable around dogs bigger than a ...Westie 😅 it's the teeth which are bigger and sharper than humans', plus a jaw that's more powerful (in most medium/large dogs). I don't find "they're trained" reassuring. If a cat was the size of a golden retriever, I doubt you'd be comfortable either 😅 Doesn't stop me from hanging out with dog owners, just not with their dogs 😅 or sleeping with ppl who sleep with their dogs but I doubt I'd get that far (given the dog) 😂

are my replies glitching?

@@chrjstiann y

@@TYCOIX i was just confused why it had 2k likes and no replies

@@sammykim9250 i- i know, i just dont see it often so i got confused

As a cat lover, can confirm

True true

The consept of consent is real.

Very true. Cat people respect boundaries.

By the end of the shooting of this video, that poor dog is about to turn into a cat with how hyper annoying his human was being.

💀 🤣

How can you tell its asking for love?

@@queencleopatra007 Im too high to remember how right now, reply again tomorrow

@@queencleopatra007 you see how she keeps rubbing her head on him and arching her back and flicking her tail, loving behavior from cats. Them asking for attention and love.

Yes!!

@@nolongerwannadie3025 mhm, my cat does that a lot. It's actually the best feeling in the world

😂😂😂😂

More like another nap lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂hah

Me😹😹😹😹😹😹

I’m your 1000th like

I’ve met this guy that has two cats and he’s the sweetest most empathetic person I have ever met so you’re spot on with that

Cat guys are the best. My dads a cat guy and he’s been caring for 16 strays in his new neighborhood. He sends me pics of them and updates me regularly on how they’re doing ❤

I love both but cats own my heart. Because I have a cat and she's my absolute favourite being in the world. (I also think I wouldn't have the heart to say no to a dog on anything. I can't even say no to my cat, and dogs actually look hurt if you say no to them.)

Lol my boyfriend loves animals in general but cats are his favourite, when he's angry, he's hell(has anger issues) but other times, he's the sweetest. He rejects people but me and cats

Whats the point of having a "pet" if it hardly listens?

From my experience, cats are affectionate when you leave them alone. When you're affectionate, cats become cold.

Absolutely, it's so obvious to the cat-minded observer. I'm sure the kitty actually gets all the skritches when the camera's gone.

First reply cuz This comment has likes but no replys And Im a cat

I tell my family I have a cat personality. I go around people when I want to be around people and when I’m tired of them, I go home or tell them to leave.

Ah yes, 600th like, so satisfying

799th like so satio

@@Shahid_.noushir JESUS CHRIST LOVES you turn to him! Repent and believe in the gospel

God no, humans are terrible. It's exactly the opposite, I wish humans were dogs lol

Lala 90 actually yes that’s better

I'm pretty sure that most people prefer being dogs

exactly

As a cat person: Yes

When my daughter’s not home, our cat will pace through the house yowling for her, even if I’m in the same room with him

That’s so cute! My daughters cat meows at me all the time like “Nana pick me up and give me loves….. and FEED ME!!” lol 😂 My dog always lays outside the bathroom while I’m in there and will usually cry if he can’t get to me. He’s gotta have my 6. 😄🙌🏻🙌🏻🤩💖

My cat cried for me when I had to go to work after I first got her, but now she just cries and tries to break into any room I'm in if there's a closed door blocking her way in

They just hate privacy. When I closed my bedroom door they’ll wants to get in too. When I go to bathroom and closed the door then wants to be there too. They just don’t respect my privacy at all, because once I opened the door they’ll just walking around and go away anyway until I re-close my door they’ll start to meowing again.

My nephew's cat scratches and bit me whenever I try to pet him, I think he knows I hate him!

I have two cats who are full of energy and two who are laid back. It's either really hectic with two cats running around or really chill when all four cats are resting at the same time. 🤣🤣

BuT thEY haVe An eViL minD cONtRol pArASite

@@lairoslairoslairos 😂😂 my boyfriend jokes about that all the time hahaha

Im a dog person but im more like the cat person lol

Cat's are NOT perfect! LISTEN stop this "I like dogs a lot and cats should die and "cats are great and dogs are so meesed up" Love both animals and don't be cruel monster like you!

It's so accurate 😂

😂😂😂

Lol, I’m wearing a mask that says “Ew People” with a cat on it 😂

Read this as “this made me poop tooo hard” for some reason

THAT IS SO ACCURATE

The fact that I'm a cat person and left hander and introvert make this statement more sense to me

This is me exactly

I don't lean left, but the other two are correct for me. Lol!

@@dumbledoreiscalm5923 it's funny because I'm left handed and hate people 😂

@@shelbycurtis8885 I can relate to you on a spiritual level

I feel seen by that.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

😂

Bald cat breed be like: 👁👄👁

My cat is a literal bitch probably because I annoy him because he’s cute Wouldn’t trade him for a dog

lol the description of the dog is literally my cat 😭

Ahh yes, us cat ppl don't discriminate, we hate everyone equally.

@@cloud9_26 Exactly!

Not all people, personally, but that sums it up mostly.

I'm a cat person and this is 100% accurate lol

I hate cats.

This made me laugh 😂

As someone who has a dog, this is correct

I laughed 😂

@@mintrose983 as someone who's had both, yeah it's spot on. nobody in the world cares what kind of cat my cat was. Not even me.

Dog people: this is (insert cute dog name) and she's 3/4 golden retriever, 1/8 labrador retriever, 1/4 beagle 1/2 I don't even know anymore and 2/5 poodle Cat people: this is nacho and he's an asshole

I don't think I have ever felt more called out by a KZfaq video in my LIFE.

Me, too! As a person owned by 11 cats, I relate to this so much.

cats teach us to not care much about humans

As a cat person it's so true

@@onthewayhome5581 It's not that you don't care. It's just that you've attained Zen on your journey to Nirvana... not the band. haha

😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

My cats greet my spouse, father in law, and I when we come home...at least one cat is always around to greet us. My Oldest cat, when it was just me and her when she was a kitten, used to wait for me in my third floor apartment window and as soon as she saw me she'd run to wait by the door. She's always gotten along better with dogs than most cats.

My cat is very cold when I’m around but when I get out and comeback she misses me a lot, she comes to the door and start meowing at me, she rarely meows.

Cats care about their owners (if you take care of them) alot. Like my cat patrols the house and walks in the rooms to check if everyone's okay.

😂😂😂😂😂

love how sometimes he called her a girl, and sometimes he called her a boy. Most people tend to assume he/him pronouns on their pets

I'm right-handed, lean right, AND want to be left alone, LOL...and so do my cats.

Ya I'm right handed lean right and love cats dogs are meh I also don't realy like people most of them now a days have no respect and don't know the meaning of treat others how you want to be treated cats are more humane

@@Char1ynn Yes, and now they are more emotionally mature than a good number of people...which is truly scary, especially when those people are supposedly college graduates.

@@Char1ynn I don't understand how you think younger people are the ones who don't know how to treat others like they want to be treated though.. /gen

@@cyval3890 not once did I say younger people stop looking for offence, all ages have gotten rude selfish and disrespectful and I did not say it had to do with age

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

Very accurate

Yes Trey just made this joke and I heard it 15 seconds ago. Why are you repeating it?

You just...you just quoted exactly what trey said and got 1k likes. I don’t understand people

It’s like people didn’t hear trey say the same thing

Wow this is so accurate

I read a similar quote but it was “cats are a lesson in consent” which is why dog people don’t like cats. 😂

Then the cats walk right in front of you with their booty in your face 😂 cats are so crazy and sassy. True vibes

@@TheGyreMadHatter That means they either don't clean the box or they buy a cheap litter. Cats don't have body odor. It's the pee/poop that stinks. I agree though. I can't stand pet odor and I own both.

@@TheGyreMadHatter all of the cat homes I've been to smell nice and not like urine. Maybe because my friends and I clean our cats litter box. Dog homes, however, always smell like dogs no matter how much people clean dogs smell a lot.

True😹😹😹

I refer to myself as: my dogs human.

Dogs require waaay more work than cats, you dont have to do anything at all with a cat AND they kill vermin for you

@@raing8942 you get a more emotional connection the more you work on an animal. You can ignore your dog too, they just won't be loyal to you. If you spend as much time with a cat and train a cat you'll have the same emotional connection. You get back what you're giving.

This is true. I don't own a cat but there are stray cats in my building and I've been feeding them for years. It got to the point that one of them memorized my schedule and would be waiting for me at the door when I left for school.

The only comment that matters. Both cats and dogs are amazing animals to have around. And even of you prefer the one over the other the traits you like about the one you van find them in certain breeds of the other. Like if you like dogs you could get a maincoon cat and if you like cats you can get a chow chow, malamute husky mix. And sometimes you just find that special cat or dog you bond with. Like I prefer cats but I adored the Chihuahua I had as a kid. And my grandpa prefers dogs but he adores my cat.

Fax. My baby Pickles fr only loves me. When we got her she was the only survivor of her family who was attacked by coyotes, only 2 weeks old, only half of the size of a 2 week old kitten, starved to the bones, and is autistic. Because of this, I cared for her like my own baby. I fed her correct amounts at breakfast, lunch and dinner, gave her specialized milk for malnourished kittens, bathed her in the tub, let her clean my beard when she needed to learn how to clean since she didn’t have a momma to teach her, and always cuddled/slept with her in my bed. Now she stays by my hip 24/7, I can call her with a high pitched hum, sits or lays on my back when I walk, and she always sleeps either curled up behind my legs or under the covers with me. However the second anyone else in my fam tries to pick her up and pet her, she’ll either run away or freak the fuck out😂

@A little bit of Everything holy crap chill were being taken over by cat people

@A little bit of Everything I'm a cat person 100% but I still think both dogs and cats have good quality's

Omg it's true. I'm in love with my roommate's tortie, and every time she comes up to me and boops her head on my lips so I can kiss her, I totally melt

THAT ONE HIT ME SO HARD

I have a cat and I have not only thought this but uttered it out loud

I feel called out.

Yeontan is indeed cute, small and fluffy

Yoki is indeed a doppelgänger of Garfield

same

I'm a dog person, but I felt that too.

And the "I miss 2020" contemplation. Introverts United on that one... Well, I missed the movie theaters, but everything else was fairly normal. Best part? Didn't need to make excuses about why I don't wanna go anywhere or do anything. Haha

Only when they're sleeping lol

This is a dog person disguised as a cat person who has a cat...

That is so me

Wrong. You are clearly a fake cat person. As a cat person myself, I can confirm that cats are little demons that have no respect for anyone but themselves

@@bigbrainsquirrelnamedcarlo9185 oh no I know they're demons. But they are the cutest wittle demons ever 🤣

he said we'd rather not talk

Yay a quote comment with input

It’s not that we hate people it’s that some people are annoying

I love that too :>

I woke up one day with scratched all down my legs, I wonder who did that🤔

I woke up one day because my cats were playing and one of them ran over my face and scratched it and now I have two marks that haven't gone away after months yay. This doesn't make me love my cats any less, they're the best 🤗

Must have manx in them

666 likes, you're cat is with the devil

My cats only greet me because I give them treats when I come home, lol!

my cats wait at the door

My cat greets me!!! And then follows me to my room

My cat is a dick but he will always greet me at the door. Lol

My cat will rush to me with loud sound when I get home

hejmedlitetH08 I respect that

*Me*

thank you for commenting a part of the video with absolutely 0 of your own input.

@@texerious2356 some people really like one part of the video and you want to just like that part. I think it makes sense

Texerious Only cereal eaters can make that opinion

*_when ur both cat person and a dog person so you hate people_** and **_yourself_*

@@panonymousbloom5405 big mood.

...as someone who finds it hard to hate anything in general except for probably criminals and mosquitoes, idk how to feel about it

sweet cheese..us that one spoke to me! xD

That was the most relatable thing ever, especially in this day and age

You better stop before she gouges your eyes out. Lol!

Oh boy. Once I was crying and hyperventilating in my room, and my cat jumped on the bed, pacing. I thought he was worried about me. He comes up to me and slaps me in the face. Not a gentle pat, just a genuine slap. I did feel his nails, but he didn't try to scratch me or anything. It didn't help, I cried even more.

@@cilantroisbetterthanparsley "it didn't help, i cried even more" lmaoo That's a perfect statement for how cats do you.

@@cilantroisbetterthanparsley 🤣

@@cilantroisbetterthanparsley I- SIS

I don’t like when people start asking loads of questions about my dog, sure, if you want to pet him that’s fine, but starting to ask loads of questions just gets on my nerves lol

Yes

@@riley6243 completely! My cat is a dog in a cats body. She “barks” , she plays like a puppy, she’s super cuddly and sweet and she jumps up on the bed.

@@gogledhol RIGHT??? Some creepy guy (in our friend group, but I don’t like him) started asking me so many questions about my cat. Like please, he’s not for sale.

Lol so true

Same ❤

I thought it was two different people

strawbb wow never realized there was two different people, he is definitely doing a great job

Did you have a stroke at the end?

Wait they are not two different people? 🤯🤯🤯🤯

THAT'S THE SAME PERSON?!?!

ferrous719 as someone nearing year five of the waiting list and bringing home a purebred this December (of a breed totally different from the one I started out on a waiting list for), I feel this. Dog 1 is a shelter find, chow x ???. Cat 1 and Cat 2 are orange shorthair moggies. Cat 3 is a longhair tortie. Dog 2 is... a Chow-x-Husky-x-GSD-x-Beagle-x-Staffie-x-APBT-x-Rottweiler-x-possible Lakeland Terrier. (She has an EMBARK profile proving it, too.) and then you have dog three, my soon-to-be not-a-Standard-Poodle Australian Shepherd. Who will be born in a month. And who I don’t even think I get to pick the gender of. Hoping for a boy, but have two names picked out just in case. Super stoked though.

ferrous719 I LITERALLY found my cat in a gutter when she was a kitten 😂

Chonko & Assbutt 😂😂

Tik Tok for the win!

This is one of the most accurate and on point descriptions I’ve ever come across. Laughed for five minutes straight ! Thank you for staying this so accurately 🐈

Very true. Dog people can be exhausting. I guess that's why they're perfect for dogs because dogs can also be exhausting. I find the constant need for an outlet for all of that hyper energy (both dogs and dog people) to be annoying. I'm an introvert and I love cats.

Hmp, not quite, cats can be hyped too! You have't seen a real cats playing yet if you say so. Cats jump on walls, break things and bite your hands or other cats when hyped.

@@eyeeerie yea my cat is a lot more hyper than my dog was lol my dog would chill by herself and come to me when I called her to play but my cat if I don't give her attention at exact times she won't stop meowing at me to play

I’m a bit of an aberration here. I’m a homebody, but an extrovert, and I have ADHD and I’m loud. I find dogs to be overwhelming and too much energy and responsibility, I am a cat person through and through. Even very skittish, shy cats are usually drawn to me. If I am at someone’s house for the first time and they own a cat, there’s a good 95% chance that I will be approached by the cat even if the cat is typically an antisocial hider who doesn’t like new people. I think cats just inherently sense their people even if we are a bit chaotic. I’ve been asked “how did you get my cat to sit in your lap?” more times than I can count. Wouldn’t change it for the world, though.

That’s not necessarily true ~ my cards love me but I can get rlly energetic I think it’s more about the right match of cat to person & learning about their needs & individual personalities

I mean it kinda makes sense because they're checking if he smells dead

Beo you at 666 now I'm going to ruin it

I'm a cat person and I feel the same. I also greet the non-human animal 1st 👍

Not accurate at all 😂😂

my thrill is knowing I don’t need an alarm clock because my cat will scream for breakfast the same time everyday

I truly hated it o.O As a kid I used to sleep with my cats, but then I realized that they may kill me xD and I stopped haha

My cats are the sweetest cats ever. They have never ever hurt me. They love me so much.

Anon E I know right. Mine crave my attention. They have never hurt me. They love to lay on my lap and be petted. They’re so sweet. I have one that likes to lay across my shoulders and nuzzle my face. I really hate the cat sterotypes out there. It’s such a disservice to cats

or looking at you and then turning their head away

My dog is a cat then, she has the energy of a dog and attitude of a cat (ignores me)

Dog person: that's why you have treats and a clicker! It'll definitely work. 😅

I had a cat that would come when you called him but that cat I could follow him around the house petting him all day. I tested it once and did this for a few hours he still enjoyed it I got tired of it.

I trained my cat to come :)

WHAT ABOUT IT

And dog bag,strollers,coats,shoes, and a baby tub with battery powered jets for bath time. And that’s just my Pomeranians life. My red and blue nose are way more expensive meat for them alone is a huge monthly expense. I’m seriously considering raising meat birds next spring for them.

“He’s ... he’s MAGICAL.” *menacing stare*

@@naya6593 my dog doesn’t even have a dog bed :P

@@applerapple3446 That’s because all beds are the dog’s beds.

same. We have a bunch of cats and one just disappears for days and then shows up and is like YOU MUST LOVE ME NOW.

lol my cat follows me wherever i go. hes always open to attention and pets.

I haven't seen mine in months, don't worry he is alive, he's been doing the same shit for 8 years

Your cat and I have that in common

Yeap Im like a cat it’s all or nothing 😂

in deed

Dipshit is a god

LMAO FR my mom says it's snobby when someone cares so much about breed

@@aliciareynolds3342 dude ikr? a dog is a dog it's cute no matter what

I call my cat whore.

Pretty much my cat 😂😂😂😂

My dog is named Daisy and is a golden doodle lmaoooo

That's exactly my sister's cat

My dogs name is King and my cats name is Ziggy Stardust

I almost choked because my cat is actually named Stapler! I ran around the house trying to look for her to show her this comment.

NEXT. 😁

Yep

I’m that dog person and I’m not even embarrassed about that fact.

Owen Sykes LoL

Just someone Else that’s so rude. all I ever did is like cats a tad bit more than dogs. And now you hate me? I guess that’s how we’ll get along then ;-;

I Like Birds okay i’m not sure if ur joking or not but that was a tad bit too much.

It all sounds about right...🤣🤣😂😂

SAME

Me having only one real friend, my cat

Mad respect to you for the honesty. Edit: spelling.

Same.

Don't worry my friend there are many seasons in life, sometimes theres no emotions for anything really. That's not inherently bad!

@taters that’s not better, I don’t like when dogs try to lick you

@taters keep your mangey mutt away from people then, no one wants to be licked by a random dog while trying to just walk down the street.

urgh same, 'he's just excited' I hear as my neighbours dog barks and growls at me as I desperately try and unlock my door.

I personally can tell when a dog is actually in a playful mood or not because i actually looked up dogs body language a bit. Most of the owners I've met are correct when they say that the dog just wants to play. But the barks still scare me lol. Dog owners should definitely teach their dogs not to suddenly run up to people and dogs that do that clearly haven't been taught well

@Coral Washburn Yead I'd rather choose cats.

Underrated

Nox Lupa that was good! Lol

stolen meme lol

Nox Lupa Kanye West be like

Yep!!! 😃😂

Not my cats! They’re sweet and love to cuddle next to me or on me! When people have come over to my house, both my cat’s will sit next to my house guest. When I had a bad headache the other day, my cat Angel, curled up next to me and took a nap with me. Of course cats and dogs are not the same but not all cats are divas or mean to people.

I knowww🤦

yes to this!

Freedman all my 3 cats and my puppy act like my number one fan and not just during feeding!

@The Kitty Agenda Awwwh ❤

Thank you so much fellow cat person

On the other hand, some cat breeds act more like dogs and some dog breeds act more like cats. Problem is that people believe stereotypes.

@Mack Not true. I have 3 cats and 1 stray cat that i feed, and they're all very loving towards me and my dogs. They're only distant with people with whom they haven't formed a bond and don't trust. Not to mention that the way any animal is raised profoundly influences how they'll be as adults. A lot of people who adopt cats treat them a certain way because they believe that nonsense, so they never really earn their cats trust. They don't respect their boundaries or learn how to read their body language, consequently even though their cat loves them, they don't trust them.

@Mack My landlord's cat was separated waaaaay too early from her mom and littermates, and he never saw the need to adopt another kitten to help her socialize with her own kind. He said cats are just fine being alone. Not true! Anyway, his cat is very standoffish with everyone but him and afraid of me even though I've fed, given her treats and tried to get her to feel safe with me on multiple occasions when he was hospitalized. I feel sorry for that poor cat. She watches my cats and acts like she wants to join them but doesn't know how to make friends, even though they've tried to befriend her.

my cats a hoe

IzzyMouse 77 I was looking for this comment it made me laugh so much 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yeeeess😂

love how he misgendered his own cat. he called her a girl before then switched to calling her a boy

@ actually this is true, I was discussing this with my veterinarian aunt recently and if you look it up, it’s likely cats just think humans are large cats, it’s super interesting!

@ Nah.

I’m not entirely sure about that, because I heard somewhere that cats don’t meow at other cats. I don’t know if they only meow at people or only don’t meow at other cats, though

Apparently that's why outdoor cats bring home their catches - to share with the big clumsy one.

I have a cat, it’s actually the other way around. She thinks she’s a human, she literally acts like one.

My cat follows me around everywhere. I literally have to get someone to hold onto her when I leave the house because she is so determined to go with me.

My cat grabs me by the shoulders so he can force affection on my face

My cat does a very hollow howl that sounds like someone shouting “wrong wrong wrong” if he can’t see me when he’s finished eating/if I leave the room before he wakes up/if I go to bed without taking him with me... He might have some abandonment issues, he was a stray.

Truth. We have 3, but my ride or die (I lived alone with one cat for 10 years) won’t even let me go in the bathroom without her. She slams her head against the door the entire time in there and yowls. A relaxing bath is impossible unless I let her come in and sit on the edge of the tub with me.

My cat does that except she then realised she can’t feed herself and comes back to me 😂

I mean, I’m a dog person but I hate other people

@@oreo1749 impossible

For me, if you disrespect my cat im gonna scratch your eyes out

@M1chael thanks, we know

@M1chael like the average dog is anymore useful

@M1chael And dogs are useful? You have to take dogs on walks, pick up their sh!t, and they are loud and they bark all the time. So annoying, Cats don't need to go on walks and they poop in a litterbox which is way easier to clean, and they are quiet.

@@ryanhall8770 Yes, while cats sit on their ass and be a little less annoying we have dogs that protect us, such as Pitbulls, I've had a few of them.