Don't talk to me about Orange Stake (Balatro)

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Ай бұрын

Wishlist Balatro on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/23...
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@alexanderwales7870 Ай бұрын

NL's "NOOO" after the banana broke, right after saying "it's fine if you break" had me rolling.

@timbrown6457 Ай бұрын

That polychrome on the fortune teller really gaslit the fuck outta eggman

@colemcegg3894 Ай бұрын

12:10 was actually LEGENDARY

@Jabbersac Ай бұрын

the kids on tiktok talking about "manifesting", maybe they got a point

@JonnyAmish Ай бұрын

@@Jabbersac he manifested the flush joker, the banana joker and then accidentally manifested the banana breaking. He is in complete control

@GranolaBrick Ай бұрын

⁠@@JonnyAmishand right after to silence the non-believers, he summoned the non-eternal credit card. Lisan al Egg. It is written.

@CinereoTheRogue Ай бұрын

I came here to make this comment, take my like and reply! What a fucking CALL! He POPS OFF with’em sometimes!

@00Dakka Ай бұрын

LISAN AL GAIB

@scopezz9811 Ай бұрын

A thing to consider: +1 Handsize guarantees a flush on checkered deck, every hand. Because with 9 cards you always have 5 of one color at least

@williammitchell6254 Ай бұрын

Cant You just drawn all of one suit, or does this game have artificial rng?

@torchrrrr Ай бұрын

@@williammitchell6254 if everything you draw is of the same suit you still have a flush

@LoZfan03 Ай бұрын

NL when negative eternal +1 hand size joker for $9: I'm not that interested NL when +1 hand size voucher for $10: It goes crazy though

@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX Ай бұрын

Insert Patrick wallet meme

@Noodlez1989 Ай бұрын

Especially with how crazy hand size is for the checkered deck. Once you have 9 card hands you can't NOT draw a flush.

@limoverde9846 Ай бұрын

Manifests x2 if flush out of thin air, makes the banana vanish on command... He's becoming the Balatro fr

@minislag Ай бұрын

Fortune teller at the end hurts my soul

@emangore1425 Ай бұрын

I was looking for someone else that agreed

@Cheldeo Ай бұрын

He was blinded by the polychrome, not realising baseball does the same mult, but it’s insane constellation wasn’t at the end

@kelzakdub Ай бұрын

He was sweating the score when it could have been so free, put FT at the left then let all the other uncommons multiply that flat mult. Egg is fried

@MrBuffalo Ай бұрын

I had veins popping out of my forehead

@Skwerll Ай бұрын

Losing the run because of this blind spot would be one of the biggest NL oopsies I've ever seen.

@RealAlex2035 Ай бұрын

12:10 he is that guy

@TKanishk Ай бұрын

He is the mahdi!!

@NitBeanTheMachine Ай бұрын

Fortune tellers position turned me type A

@PurestIcicle Ай бұрын

I was begging a recording of a stream of NL to move fortune teller lol

@Daniel-uv1fq Ай бұрын

keeping fortune tell on the far right i am losing my mind I AM LOSING MY MIND

@ryanluck7 Ай бұрын

I know this was killing me!!!!

@Jabbersac Ай бұрын

Embrace it! Rejoice! The chaos is beauty, the mistakes create perfection!

@etheth888 Ай бұрын

He looked at it so many times man

@caseyo4086 Ай бұрын

to be completely honest, I never noticed that. 😵

@murmur9811 Ай бұрын

Burning his discards instead of getting card sharp online honestly killed his first run. He would’ve been fine

@KL-kx1pl Ай бұрын

It's the same personality trait that makes him hold onto tier 1 animals.

@Charlottiedottie Ай бұрын

type A andys and ruining the run by spoiling it in youtube comments name a better combo

@murmur9811 Ай бұрын

@@Charlottiedottie why are you checking the comments on a video where you can bet your sweet Bippy people are gunna be complaining about misplays, now that’s a misplay on your part champ.

@Charlottiedottie Ай бұрын

@@murmur9811😂

@ahame94 Ай бұрын

@@Charlottiedottie yeah and all those movie reviewers ruin movies by talking about em too! how dare they!

@ojnabieoot Ай бұрын

Me when I've had it up to here with Sam-I-Am's bullshit

@meteormashup8497 Ай бұрын

@wasabisniffles Ай бұрын

@MBoy2000_ Ай бұрын

@metroidisprettycool119 Ай бұрын

@toxicsound2789 Ай бұрын

@klempaj1140 Ай бұрын

you know you're embracing insanity when you're buying an eternal 8ball

@NorthernlionLP Ай бұрын

and then deleting an 8 right after

@jhonsmurf2744 Ай бұрын

This game is awesome to watch because there are 7 billion permutations and a million ways to mess up. No shot that anyone makes the perfect plays every time, but boy, is it easy to notice someone mess up when you're sitting down eating chips. (This is where type A chatters are born)

@Xhalonick Ай бұрын

3:06 When I go to the movies and the girl I'm with asks what the weird card game with the bald guy on my youtube is and I try to divert

@delimonky12 Ай бұрын

@NFStopsnuf Ай бұрын

@isaacgardner7722 Ай бұрын

Actually a genius.

@DeanoMachino14 Ай бұрын

@desertedham37 Ай бұрын

when he hanged man'd the 8 of spades

@johnny8183 Ай бұрын

Such a good play

@sledgehammer5033 Ай бұрын

missed the easiest high card pivot ever with double stuntman and card sharp

@Roger_808 Ай бұрын

there are many things to say about this video. but for me, the number one thing, is having fortune teller all the way on the right the entire time

@desertedham37 Ай бұрын

it made me want to rip out my teeth

@jfacum24 Ай бұрын

for me its the +0 erosion

@thejerg Ай бұрын

@@jfacum24 Erosion was at least uncommon, and you have to forgive him for walking away and coming back... I hate trying to finish a run i had to come back to and relearn

@TheAncardiaCodex Ай бұрын

Fried egg is back on the menu

@mattcroft Ай бұрын

18:45 important note is that +1 hand size is actually kinda big for this deck, because you can guaranteed draw a flush every time

@mertaliyigit3288 Ай бұрын

Compared to getting a flush 60% of the time without discards

@fllyingpinattas1 Ай бұрын

Space Joker: "Flush? I sleep. High Card? Real S***." Space Joker is just like me frfr

@average.yt.commenter609 Ай бұрын

I love when he plays his best hand before card sharp is active

@cheph2085 Ай бұрын

Skipping every useful uncommon and keeping his useless jokers is somthing I'll lose sleep over

@GD-ue4ty Ай бұрын

This man has me talking to my phone trying to convince him not to make the decisions he makes. I feel alive.

@zaftnotameni Ай бұрын

21:21 dipped in mama liz' deleting an 8 from the deck oil............................................................... never change

@Matthew-nd2iq Ай бұрын

I’m heavily balatro pilled but RIP sap, you will be missed.

@ladylad2763 Ай бұрын

man was gifted the gift of prophecy for a minute there

@ghostofamoment Ай бұрын

bro just manifested the 2x flush joker, he's becoming too powerful..

@dchevron77 Ай бұрын

Northernlion! I used to watch you so long ago during the heavy Isaac days. So glad I re found your channel! I'm in love with this game and your videos on it!

@sleep5778 Ай бұрын

Me when my Mom walks in on me and my egyptian-rolplay-group dressed up in a shared crocodile costume: 10:05

@cook279 Ай бұрын

I asked myself before clicking the timestamp what you could POSSIBLY be referencing. That was good.

@zaftnotameni Ай бұрын

imagine having stuntman + card sharp + summit and insisting on playing 5 card hands instead of high card/pair

@davideventili2881 Ай бұрын

Pairs and high cards are for nerds

@davideventili2881 Ай бұрын

Big hand = Big number

@Almaburger Ай бұрын

Actually kills me to watch it happen

@blackapple197 Ай бұрын

@@davideventili2881 If you are playing higher stake low card hands are more viable.

@KL-kx1pl Ай бұрын

Don't forget using all discards before playing the first hand.

@scotchedtape Ай бұрын

Its flabbergasting that Space Joker and the Wheel have the same odds as X-ray vision. I've had a run with Blueprint and... the left Blueprint on Space Joker and it still barely triggered.

@kokirikid817 Ай бұрын

MALF: Dont skip blinds, get flat mult early, build econ before blowing all your dosh NL: But how about I do none of those things and blame the game for screwing me with RNG when I lose?

@lumpwurtroot Ай бұрын

"But if i discard a whole fucking playable hand so i can play high card maybe i can..." Lemme stop you right there

@phakepercs9599 Ай бұрын

53:39 I know he's playing fast, I'm not being a hater. I am just curious how good his jokers are here. If he put his common fortune teller in slot one as the flat multer, it would still get the poly chrome affect, but it would also get multed by the 3 uncommons and constellation. I think he made it alot harder for himself and still pilled it through. Congrats 🎉

@AngelJimenez-cs4yq Ай бұрын

Knowing NL I’m honestly surprised he didn’t just leave the camera recording and post a 5 and a half hour video

@magnusculley6817 Ай бұрын

21:23 big play

@eduardoalvarezfranco6445 Ай бұрын

I just want to say thank you for this episode, it had everything, the humour, the dad rush, the dubious plays, and the eventual victory. It's just so funny watching you try your best at progressing in the game while you're keeping track of your adult ass responsabilities, looking at the clock every couple seconds! feels like an extra layer of pressure and urgency like the clock ticking on 24. Really enjoyed this one!

@EDoyl Ай бұрын

With checkered deck, raising your hand size to 9 guarantees flushes every hand, you don't need to worry about which of the two suits you have more of or need more of.

@bbungison Ай бұрын

he do be mathing

@hadders08 Ай бұрын

Mystic summit is a very nice joker early but NL really needs to stop buying it cause it puts him in the terrible habit of just auto-wasting his discards, ultimately causing his demise

@emangore1425 Ай бұрын

Best balatro video so far. Intense and had me on the edge of my seat

@zacharybritton6665 Ай бұрын

He shoulda had fortune teller further left the whole timeeeeeeee

@bobbob-lm9vv Ай бұрын

Has to pick up his daughter in 17 mintues, but there's 26 minutes left in the video. Lets go!

@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX Ай бұрын

When did he develop the habit of using all of his discards before playing his first hand?? I get that he has mystic summit in the first run, but +15 mult means nothing if you can't follow it up with meaningful hands

@powerlifting1012 Ай бұрын

I think he is pressured to play too fast because he's a streamer. Also sixth sense

@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX Ай бұрын

@@powerlifting1012Brooo you cannot tell me he is pressured to play fast when the man will sometimes take literal minutes before making a move so he can banter. Also this wasn't stream, and he's also repeatedly done so in other runs with no benefit either.

@powerlifting1012 Ай бұрын

@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX I'm a vod frog idk

@Paradoxikality Ай бұрын

It's just mystic summit. If he has that joker he has it in his mind that he MUST use it and that he is unable to play any hands without being on 0 discards

@ThaFritz Ай бұрын

Man it took me awhile on orange and you made it look easier than it was for me. Good luck on the gold stake runs!

@franciscopetitdemeurville1884 Ай бұрын

Librerian needs to make a compilation of NL being a fucking psychic

@fellthekerl Ай бұрын

ive been waiting for this one since this morning

@thomasradams2361 Ай бұрын

Epic video NL, very fun

@Manivelarino Ай бұрын

He harnessed the power of his comedic timing Cereal

@AtomicSlugg Ай бұрын

Hello, Fortune Teller, I am going into Balatro and I want your strongest tarots. My Tarots are too strong for you, gambler.

@AllineVayn Ай бұрын

Card sharp feels so good when you dont have the needle telling you it's nasty

@niallruane7045 Ай бұрын

The pure disrespect shown to throwback joker offends me. It’s one of the best jokers ever, and he doesn’t even consider it.

@DannyIO Ай бұрын

congrats of finally getting thought orange, now for even harder stuff

@1raider234 Ай бұрын

Buying liquidation before selling all his jokers was my type A chatter moment

@Smile-ov1us Ай бұрын

Bro it would've been so much more comfortable if he'd put fortune teller at the front

@Subsistence69 Ай бұрын

53:53 Me when Im watching the Grand Canyon being formed

@protogon Ай бұрын

@ZaaRaphz Ай бұрын

A blind man throwing a ball would make less misplays than egg. Ngl lol

@kelzakdub Ай бұрын

Brother please put the only flat mult you have at left behind all the other uncommon jokers, please egg

@exorphitus Ай бұрын

That third run where he sold banner, his only chip joker, to buy a joker that gave him free planet cards and immediately lost the run on the next blind. Goated play.

@Maciekovic Ай бұрын

I love NLs Balatro videos ❤

@genieinthepot2455 Ай бұрын

NL really do be playing every Blind like he's against the Needle.

@thedeck-buildingdemon8293 Ай бұрын

17:47 damn he got Balatroed so hard Edit: he had it coming for keeping fortune teller after erosion and mime for so fucking long

@slumgummy Ай бұрын

12:10 one for the history books

@Philgob Ай бұрын

that second run took me for a ride for once i feel like he was making the right plays but the game was trolling

@FuzzyKermit Ай бұрын

Orange Stake has been *eating my lunch*.

@LightningRaven42 Ай бұрын

That last run could've been smoother if NL changed Fortune Teller from last position to before Constellation.

@christianflora2316 Ай бұрын

Trying to play flush with Stuntman is a bold move, cotton

@zaftnotameni Ай бұрын

12:20 dipped in mama liz' time wizard oil

@Civilian08 Ай бұрын

51:29 Naota during the climax of every episode of FLCL

@bonoes77 Ай бұрын

Congrats on unlocking it! :)

@WesaY07 Ай бұрын

NL with Vagabond: Bro, let's play these blinds so Vagabond can pop off! NL with Space Joker: Let's skip all these blinds, thank you for nothing Space Joker!

@flomegames7662 Ай бұрын

I think he really undervalues walkie talkie. The fact it gives you chips and mult is great and if you can get retriggers it gets even better. Idk It is one of my favorites

@Haroku34 Ай бұрын

i just beat orange stake first try with the luckiest double tag. Has he tried getting fortunate?

@jelger742 Ай бұрын

ah yes adding mult at the end of the equation. how bold. my brain is going to explode, what has happened to me?

@nicknelson1975 14 күн бұрын

Why did he have Fortune Teller at the end? He was missing out on tons of multiplied Mult, no?

@dasvidanjatv Ай бұрын

Thats the most insane call ever

@humanthursday199 Ай бұрын

For those of you wondering, by my count he played 19 hands with space joker. 5 of those were hits, meaning space joker hit at about a 26% efficacy. Unfortunately, 3 of those 5 hits were wasted on high card. Lv 5 Flush would've probably been helpful, but the benefit from the spectral cards was undoubtedly a contributing factor to the run's success.

@abejasasesinasafricanas Ай бұрын

the banana breaking was chefs kiss

@colemcegg3894 Ай бұрын

Please give us a two episode day, Eggman.

@GwynTheDame Ай бұрын

Can’t wait to see the Eden runs of Balatro !

@Joe_Molotov Ай бұрын

Gross Michael appears, saves the run, refuses to elaborate further

@tootall1999 Ай бұрын

the things this man will do for $20 (orange stake)

@CripplingMemeAddict Ай бұрын

He won golden stake while never multiplying his tarrot card joker damn what a legend

@protogon Ай бұрын

34:55 when someone asks what my favorite indie rock song of 2023 was

@delimonky12 Ай бұрын

7:50 AVAGADRO MENTIONED

@hoebare Ай бұрын

we have a mole in our midst

@QuebecSouverain Ай бұрын

NL try not to skip the first two blinds challenge: difficulty impossible

@pepaigea Ай бұрын

The joker order is driving me crazy

@glucoseguardian2650 Ай бұрын

56:00 since hwen does four of a kind take priority over flush

@c4rd1box3r6 Ай бұрын

an uncommon joker dipped in mama liz’s baseball card oil

@jacobwumbo827 Ай бұрын

12:29 Lil John after getting a joker that gives X2 mult if the hand contains a flush.

@mcsquared920 Ай бұрын

Deleting an 8 after getting eternal 8 ball is beautiful

@laithisr Ай бұрын

Imagine there was a voucher that let you see the next antes boss blind

@danieldavis1366 Ай бұрын

Brother egg, you should be priming card sharp before worrying about getting your+15 mult if you start with a flush in hand it maths out better

@thespleenenator Ай бұрын

Man if egg realized he could've just pivoted to a high card build on the first run he would've easily won...

@cameronchaddock9133 Ай бұрын

First run turned me into a type A

@spudbuddy6390 Ай бұрын

43:24 Secret of Nimh mentioned

@honestabe4768 Ай бұрын

Had a run last night where I ended up with double burnt joker. I had blueprint in my vey first shop and couldn't afford it. Never found it or the other copy joker. I ended up w/ level 60 something on pair. Was a fun run and would make a cool video if you haven't done it already. Could run it into the 100's I'm sure. Love the Balatro videos bud!