Donald Trump’s Pathetic, Embarrassing Announcement & Santa’s Lap or Booster Shot?

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The long awaited sequel of Avatar is out this weekend, Donald Trump’s “major announcement” turned out to be the embarrassing release of digital trading cards featuring himself, the folks over at NewsMax were even underwhelmed, the official portrait of outgoing speaker Nancy Pelosi was revealed in Washington, the Washington State Cougars joined us in anticipation of the Jimmy Kimmel Los Angeles Bowl, we play a round of Santa’s Lap or Booster Shot, and we bleep and blur whether it’s needed or not in This Year in Unnecessary Censorship.
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@scaryterry9027 Жыл бұрын

Quite possibly the most embarrassing American moment ever. We are the laughing stock of the world.

@carolw8579 Жыл бұрын

Yep! Ugly America 🇺🇸 is in full bloom 🤯

@elizabethchase8725 Жыл бұрын

Johnny Cash summed it up for all of us...pull it up "God Is Gonna Cut You Down"

@fionamackie3357 Жыл бұрын

I am having the best laugh ever in Australia where this was first thing in morning news😂 I am sorry for the sane people in US.

@rubyclark7595 Жыл бұрын

For over7 years now...

@cynthiabrent6479 Жыл бұрын

@@elizabethchase8725 oh HELL YEAH! 🎶he can run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna lock him up... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna-- lock him up🎶

@RRyan-pq5xd Жыл бұрын

Kimmel you just keep Bringin' It and calling out the lunacy that surrounds us. Keep up the good work.

@mackman3294 Жыл бұрын

" you could win an amazing prize like dinner with me, I don't know if that's amazing but is what we have" I'm done! 😂😂😂😂

@AB-pl1ko Жыл бұрын

Your chance to win 'Dinner with a Has-Been'?

@rastalove6268 Жыл бұрын

Access to very sensitive classified documents..

@samcall930 Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@miras2222 Жыл бұрын

you can aso win a photo opportunity with Trump life size cartboard cutout Trump life size cartboard cutout are amazing we love them they are beautiful

@AB-pl1ko Жыл бұрын

@@miras2222 - Yes, and also quite useful... at the bottom of your birds cage. 😉

@adukabu Жыл бұрын

My God people who fall for this and send him money again you can not call them stupid anymore this is something on another level

@fionamackie3357 Жыл бұрын

Yeah. They're really not safe to be unsupervised. But who would want to supervise them?

@philwatling5109 Жыл бұрын

They are racists, and hate mongwrs

@Labor_Jones Жыл бұрын

_The Average American has been INFECTED 150 Year (1880 Domininism Papers) that the WEALTHY use to make this NATION one of KINGS, DICTATORS - & - PSYCOPATHS for Forever WAR. *It's pretty simple... as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!*

@albertcadiz7000 Жыл бұрын

Welp, you can’t fix stupid!

@madmanaustinmadman9671 Жыл бұрын

Lmao they sold out , who is the dummy now

@richardnavratil9661 Жыл бұрын

When you think the grift can't go any worse and embarassing, Donnie goes and does this - stoop lower than anyone has before. I really am not feeling sorry for the gullible people that fall for these grifts anymore. Fool and his money are soon parted.

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

I just got a healthy dose of schedinfreud watching this!

@anastasiae.5338 Жыл бұрын

Nobody has ever stooped lower, or done so as spectacularly as he has. He can't think of anyone that stoops low half as good as he does. It's the biggest stoop the country has ever seen. Lincoln and Washington never sunk this low. Fact!

@KimberleyB Жыл бұрын

But those people vote 🤦🏻‍♀️

@lmoragon Жыл бұрын

A-fu**ing-MEN to that! Well said.

@michaelcoe9824 Жыл бұрын

As we say in Australia, he is so low, he could crawl under a snakes belly in a top hat and stilts!

@cerealkiillar Жыл бұрын

Oh dear God! That last couple of minutes totally took me out! TEARS! I love you, Jimmy!

@djspacevader8685 Жыл бұрын

What happened to sam brinton do you know?

@shogun8376 Жыл бұрын

"Can you be gone too." Oh Jimmy, that really made me laugh.

@JennyLouLou Жыл бұрын

I couldn't wait for you to cover this absurdity Jimmy!

@johntalbott1553 Жыл бұрын

I waited all day

@hazelanderson1479 Жыл бұрын

And I wasn’t disappointed either!

@stuartb3609 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy probably gave his writers the day off. Saw the ‘Florida Man’s’ announcement and said ‘I’ve got this. The jokes just write themselves’.

@Giftedtib Жыл бұрын

Ikr!!

@Mike-zr6yg Жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@GreenDistantStar Жыл бұрын

I wonder if Americans truly appreciate how ridiculous this makes their country look in the eyes of the world.

@ziegweid Жыл бұрын

Some of us do. Others, no.

@marissanorth85 Жыл бұрын

I do. Can't speak for the rest lol

@aking1196 Жыл бұрын

Um of course not.

@truthray2885 Жыл бұрын

The sane among us do, and loathe him and his trash MAGA cultists for it.

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

Appreciate isn't really the right word. We acknowledge it and feel embarrassed af. At least those that aren't Trumpets.

@johnkleinberger5930 Жыл бұрын

I haven’t had a laugh like that in awhile. Thank you so much Jimmy!!!

@I_Am_Become_Life Жыл бұрын

President Huckster / National Embarrassment

@nunya7705 Жыл бұрын

Prizes are "dinner with a traitor", wow so tempting. The grift that keeps on grifting! I saw on Twitter those that purchased can't even access the fake cards. It's so sick and twisted, anything for money.

@David-yw4uv Жыл бұрын

Can't the company that made Paper dolls SUE him ?!

@mannchhabra Жыл бұрын

If you're ok twitter, there's actually an American who made a 2 min video describing how it's a money laundering scheme and how it may develop further to help him clean money without a sweat check that video, it made sense and logic to me

@Simiae Жыл бұрын

You think only trump is corrupted in the entire damn business of government.

@Simiae Жыл бұрын

@@mannchhabra how is that money laundering

@Simiae Жыл бұрын

How is trump a traitor. He may be a bad president but i don't see anything that hints being a traitor

@joyceshefland5272 Жыл бұрын

Showing one of those NFT's to anyone is a lot like saying, "Look at me, I'm a dumbass".

@reneelyndamartinez1362 Жыл бұрын

😂👏👏👏👏

@boatymsboatface3929 Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly how I felt about Herschel Walker yard signs!😂😂😂

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

Well, millions of dumbasses will buy these things, so...

@carolw8579 Жыл бұрын

Dumbass 🤡 is more accurate...... sheesh

@amosalphonso Жыл бұрын

leave it to the MAGA gang they will go after it. idiots revisited.

@BruceBaillie1 Жыл бұрын

Dinner with Dumpsterfire would be of the finest and most expensive tablefare...and him sticking you with the tab.

@johnhammond9962 Жыл бұрын

he would too

@jackderipper2233 Жыл бұрын

The 3rd place winner gets a stolen classified document.

@jackderipper2233 Жыл бұрын

Last place "winner" has to spend a day with Eric.

@L33tSkE3t Жыл бұрын

The Fact that Trump can say Better President than Lincoln (A man who preserved the Union and abolished slavery so he could emancipate an entire race of people in America) and Washington (The first President and founding father of America) without a hint of sarcasm or irony is maddening and the fact that his sycophantic supporters agree is terrifying…

@persico9017 Жыл бұрын

Actually you're giving him to much credit. It's only sheer stupidity that allows him to make such outrageous claims....

@KonradvonHotzendorf Жыл бұрын

President bone-spurs

@thatswhatisaid8908 Жыл бұрын

That made me so mad. And I'm not even American!

@stevetournay6103 Жыл бұрын

Their numbers, for various reasons, seem to be diminishing. But that too is scary, because the likes of DeSantis are far more dangerous...

@Sleepy_Alligator Жыл бұрын

Tangerine Freak Guy.

@robertstrong6639 Жыл бұрын

Donnie's big announcement made my day, I laughed so much, such a jackass.

@I_Am_Become_Life Жыл бұрын

President National Embarrassment!

@djspacevader8685 Жыл бұрын

What happened to sam brinton?

@cocofluff Жыл бұрын

I thought it was an SNL sketch. I said, there's no way this could be real.

@djspacevader8685 Жыл бұрын

@@cocofluff same and even the stuff with sam brinton too😂 such🤡

@Welcome2wisetv Жыл бұрын

Forget all that 🤣 Each NFT that was worth $99 is now worth $1,000 a piece right now and constantly going up on OpenSea ‼️🔥 While they sleep, we eat💰💰 Jokes on them 🤣🤣🤣

@pemdechen6300 Жыл бұрын

"hornier than Kennedy, fatter than Taft..." - give that writer a raise please 😀

@Oliver-ft2fq Жыл бұрын

😂

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

There's a LOT to unpack from that so-called announcement by Clownigula, but the one that stays with me was the dinner prize where he said "I don't know if that's an amazing prize but it's what we have." The way he said it, it was less of a humblebrag and more sad admission that his star is fading. And I'm loving every second of it!

@joniheisenberg6691 Жыл бұрын

Clownigula 🤡🤣

@elegantgypsyrose5328 Жыл бұрын

I use Lord Cheeto

@carvalone3076 Жыл бұрын

FG zoom call!!!! He must have Rudy back in his team

@genacarrasca4878 Жыл бұрын

Dinner at McDonald's with lotsa, lotsa ketchup🤣🤣🤣

@forgottenheritage2845 Жыл бұрын

HOPEFULLY your favourite president. That is a big giveaway that he knows the game is up!

@jerometaperman7102 Жыл бұрын

It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud in my cubicle when I read it. I knew right away that it would be a good night for late night talk show hosts.

@DonariaRegia Жыл бұрын

Only ninety-nine dollars! That's less than a hundred!

@elirien4264 Жыл бұрын

@@DonariaRegia I'm surprised it's not $99.99!

@jerometaperman7102 Жыл бұрын

It’s the best price for nothing I’ve ever seen!

@DonariaRegia Жыл бұрын

@@elirien4264 The $0.99 would be for shipping 😅

@patriciaangelo1585 Жыл бұрын

they should have made one of him standing at the podium in front of the Four Seasons Landscaping Company. Every time I think back to that fiasco I have to laugh

@sharonhoward4848 Жыл бұрын

Me, too!😂

@gfx4u1716 Жыл бұрын

The real announcement came an hour later. They all fell for it!😆

@azinadal Жыл бұрын

For all of you laughing saying you almost fell off your couch when you heard the announcement, I was on a treadmill😮 for real! I almost had a heart attack 😂😂😂😂

@patcolin2 Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@EricCartman915 Жыл бұрын

I'll pray for the injuries you got from falling off

@naysneedle5707 Жыл бұрын

All reports of his announcement should have come with warnings. I laughed so hard I started hyperventilating 🤣

@patcolin2 Жыл бұрын

@@naysneedle5707 OMG...LOL...😂

@villanessa Жыл бұрын

I cannot believe that announcement was real 😦

@bethhayes2152 Жыл бұрын

Me either I thought it was a joke.

@loganmalough2379 Жыл бұрын

@@bethhayes2152to the whole planet: IT IS A JOKE!

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

I genuinely thought it was a sketch! How is this man real?

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

@@bethhayes2152 Sometimes the biggest jokes aren't said in jest.

@eroscreatives Жыл бұрын

From Australia: We thought it was a comedian impersonating and satirising Trump. And then we realised it was for real. And this idiot was once President??????

@AzureSkeye Жыл бұрын

The fact it’s sold out is either sad or someone is leaving it all in their cart to keep people from buying it which is genius.

@TaDarling1 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but they said he made $4.4 million so somebody must have done a little bit more than leave it in their cart.

@achtundvierzigsieben Жыл бұрын

thats not how online shopping works

@wickiwoo Жыл бұрын

He probably bought them all himself, when he realized he wasn't getting the result he wanted and he was going to look like an idiot.

@old_lady_young_heart Жыл бұрын

If he was going to debase himself and do this humiliating thing anyway, he should've charged $999 instead of $99. They sold too quickly, which means they were severely underpriced. He's not even as good at grifting as he thinks he is. He could have gotten so much more out of his cult followers. Of course, there's also the idea that it's a money laundering scheme. That makes the most sense.

@AzureSkeye Жыл бұрын

@@janetbooth9268 you didn’t really read the post huh.

@bianca-sg8zq Жыл бұрын

Trump is laying the grounds for an insanity defense!! The entire announcement is so insane!!🤣😂😂

@carolw8579 Жыл бұрын

I agree with that!!

@GB-vj4gj Жыл бұрын

Just what i was thinking 🤣

@lampan8786 Жыл бұрын

99 Dollars

@dennisheyes4561 Жыл бұрын

All he needs to secure the insanity defense is hire Rudy.

@sandella11 Жыл бұрын

Yes….I think so…😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@donnamcardle8928 Жыл бұрын

$99 cards for nothing… 45 has gone over the edge..Quanon meets QVC

@boatymsboatface3929 Жыл бұрын

Lol- that’s good!

@robertdraper5782 Жыл бұрын

You do get entered into a prize draw, the first prize is dinner with Trump, the second prize is two dinners with Trump.

@jackderipper2233 Жыл бұрын

@@robertdraper5782 the third prize is a classified document.

@truthray2885 Жыл бұрын

His grift hasn't changed in its essence for four decades at least. Every grift of his rests on grossly overvaluing some thing, and raking the excess value in his pocket. Except in his interactions with Russians and Saudis, they knew the grift, but used it as a way to route illicit funds to him while he was nominal president, and thinking they can make that happen again.

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

@@jackderipper2233 last place prize gets Eric.

@larrygrandelf6205 Жыл бұрын

When the truth is funnier than comedy! 😂😂😂😂

@georgelewis8798 Жыл бұрын

Dear Mr. Kimmel, you Sir are completely awesome Sir 😎👍

@prettybullet7728 Жыл бұрын

I almost fell off the couch laughing when I found out what his big announcement was.

@lexyswope Жыл бұрын

I could have ended up with flies in my mouth.

@troyseffrood2972 Жыл бұрын

DRINK-MORE-OVATINE

@elirien4264 Жыл бұрын

@@troyseffrood2972 I understood that reference.

@lesliecurran1704 Жыл бұрын

If it wasn't so expensive, it could be used as a joke gift. You know one of those things that elicits laughs and that nobody actually wants.

@anonemous7720 Жыл бұрын

NOTHING will ever be funnier than Donald Trump embarassing himself like this. I still fall down laughing watching his announcement even though I've already watched it so many times. It's like the most cringe that has ever existed in history.

@johnhammond9962 Жыл бұрын

correct. this is priceless.

@henrynewton8809 Жыл бұрын

Even Steve Bannon couldn't stand to watch it!

@jeffreyenglish1815 Жыл бұрын

Funnier more are the digital artists that just f@cked him. Note the football NFT the football is deflated. Small hands ball cheater. There are many more to come in every image… The more eyes on the prize the better. Who can find Waldo or find the three differences?

@vietnamd0820 Жыл бұрын

@@henrynewton8809 Seriously? 😂

@laurendoe168 Жыл бұрын

Here's the thing, he doesn't embarrass himself; he will never feel a shred of embarrassment.

@ThunderDog97 Жыл бұрын

"based on his life and his career" - yeah, I remember when trump was an astronaut, a Nascar driver, a cowboy, a Superhero.... yeah, what an excellent biography of tRump's life. 🤣😂

@censusgary Жыл бұрын

I would enter that sweepstakes if the prize were never having to hear about Con Man Don again.

@loue-black Жыл бұрын

The 'Con' never stops with this felon...Time for the SC/DOJ/AG to make sure he visits a Judge & Jury real soon

@sportycornelius6856 Жыл бұрын

Pathetic but he's laughing all the way to the bank.

@meganbarber3599 Жыл бұрын

The censorship part had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those were the best ones by far!

@whiskyjames4200 Жыл бұрын

Couldn't wait for your take on the Chief Grifter's BIGLY announcement.

@truthhurts3524 Жыл бұрын

That “one TERM-inator, Donald Trump” line was great. Think the audience missed it. 🤣😂🤣

@brandonfields4927 Жыл бұрын

Well, it is a Kimmel audience and not a Colbert audience. They're not the brightest lights on Hollywood boulevard.

@ashlibabbitt1111 Жыл бұрын

@@brandonfields4927 WAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE WIBBWEWS ARE BEING MEAN TO PWEZUDINT TWUMPP!!!!! MOMMY MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

@lauriejones4507 Жыл бұрын

@@brandonfields4927 a lot of us ARE Colbert's audience as well. Sorry you aren't smart enough to get jokes from multiple entertainers... 🙄

@ldfreitas9437 Жыл бұрын

@@brandonfields4927 Both audiences are great. They laugh at the wannabe fascist dic(k)tator!

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

Wonderful show, this is!

@kelst75 Жыл бұрын

Every time I think he can't get any more ridiculous, he goes and proves me wrong.

@marvinmartin4692 Жыл бұрын

The people buying this garbage are truly pathetic!

@kenrickeason Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@spacewizard3984 Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@sawtooth808 Жыл бұрын

“I can’t do this anymore” - Steve Bannon on support for Donald Trump (!)

@last7509 Жыл бұрын

Ridiculous? He's cashing in while he can. While you head back to your next shift at walmart 😂

@Tessmage_Tessera Жыл бұрын

Every time you think Trump couldn't possibly go any lower... he does.

@susaneva520eva9 Жыл бұрын

Grifting is in his super power

@brando7266 Жыл бұрын

Wait till he gets indicted, it's only gonna get funnier,to watch him go down,

@corpsmankind Жыл бұрын

Lower as in becoming intriguing to the youth!? Marketing genius.

@debherr1261 Жыл бұрын

Well said

@debherr1261 Жыл бұрын

@@brando7266 have to make one of trump guilty

@geoffstockton Жыл бұрын

Dre clapping for Biden was priceless.

@angrycamping Жыл бұрын

They're sold out!🤣🤣🤣

@shirleyandrews1152 Жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤪I didn’t think he could get any lower. He even out did the pillow guy‼️🤣😂

@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын

Superheroes don't announce they are Superheroes. First rule of being one is not taking credit for being one. This is more of a super villian move. The only announcement I want to hear is that he is being convicted for his crimes.

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

"I am here to announce that I am being arrested as we shpeak. My charges will be so big, some would say the biggest of all time. Nobody will be charged as much as me. Covfefe." - Donald Trump

@lawrencelampke6007 Жыл бұрын

As are millions of others

@sojournerkarunatruth4406 Жыл бұрын

I mean we gotta wait a little longer; he’s hiding something obscene ( have we gotten a copy of his taxes yet )? The truth will show in time ⏰ 12:12 🌞

@arielperez797 Жыл бұрын

Like how a good person never says they are a good person. Its hard to believe what comes out of anyones mouth...specially when in front of the camera.

@NizamuddinAshrafiMisbahi Жыл бұрын

Ahhh kkkk uuu

@benstevinson764 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy kimmell Live is the best TV Show in the United States of America!!! 🇺🇸🗽

@44dperez Жыл бұрын

5:35 - DAMNIT, JIMMY!!!! Some things, you just can't UNSEE!!! LOL

@sethabel4315 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy's best on this one: "Did you know you used to be President of the United States?"

@peregrinesmith1117 Жыл бұрын

I honestly laughed until I cried when I saw Trumpies cards.

@sweett2185 Жыл бұрын

He lost a lot of weight. 😄🤣😂

@sirdavidoftor3413 Жыл бұрын

Can’t wait to see the memes! Stay safe, stay sane, stay Strong

@veedubbya Жыл бұрын

Is it just a coincidence that on some of those cards, he looks a little like Putin?

@adamb89 Жыл бұрын

I didn't believe it at first. I thought it was a big joke, but then I started seeing it being reported on multiple reputable news outlets. I still had a hard time believing it. I mean this is a level of cartoonish idiocy normally reserved for political cartoons by someone's opposition to make them look stupid, but he unironically did it to himself thinking it was a good idea.

@headcode Жыл бұрын

“Dinner with me.” What, a cheap McDonald’s meal? Hard pass…

@abh15funk Жыл бұрын

Unnecessary censorship was too hilarious ! 😂

@Nola50 Жыл бұрын

I can't wait to see what Saturday Night Live does with this

@carolw8579 Жыл бұрын

Yes, yes, YES!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@arnoldsherrill2585 Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert is going to have a field day with this announcement it's literally going to write itself when it comes to that part of the monologue

@mort8143 Жыл бұрын

He's not funny.

@DonariaRegia Жыл бұрын

@@mort8143 He's hilarious! The "Better Know a District" series on the Daily Show was killing it. He got Jack Abramoff to appear and slipped him a benjamin "as a bribe", then got a sitting member of congress to state the reasons he likes cocaine. He was unleashed on Comedy Central. He's not allowed to have as much fun on CBS but he still gets a lot of zingers in.

@simonmarlan8528 Жыл бұрын

@@mort8143you obviously don’t get his humour.

@jjmike201243 Жыл бұрын

Colbert already has an animation made I bet?

@sciencewins8798 Жыл бұрын

It's sad that Trevor missed this one..

@mrorangeDenver Жыл бұрын

Garbage Pal Kids made a comeback.

@candacecarroll9033 Жыл бұрын

I don't even know where to start! Dinner, an amazing prize... omg.

@kimkristensen2816 Жыл бұрын

He has hit rock bottom. What a perfetic little person with no shame what so ever. The world is laughing of this loony

@Michiganian8 Жыл бұрын

It’s at us. They’re watching this online & mentioning the word Americans 🤦🏽‍♀️

@ronaldblackburn8947 Жыл бұрын

@@Michiganian8 In our defence, maybe we can say we are just joking??

@jackjones7314 Жыл бұрын

This is sad...just sad.

@kathysch8437 Жыл бұрын

still can't believe he was EVER POTUS!!!

@krisklopf1901 Жыл бұрын

When I heard the announcement from Trump I could not wait to hear what Jimmy had to say!!!🤣😂

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

Can't wait to hear Stephen cover this!

@Mike-zr6yg Жыл бұрын

Lol same

@-danR Жыл бұрын

My only reservation is that I can imagine, to the extent those 'cards' are genuinely non-fungible, that enough non-Trumpezoids would put out $100 to have in perpetuity the _dumbest_ attempt at self-promotion in the history of the human race. And it could be Trump is consciously banking on that paradox. He would never have 'won' the -election- Electoral College without the help of CNN, NYT, etc. and pre-Musk Twitter, a fact that he has gloated over in his more candid moments.

@Nola50 Жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see what SNL does with it too

@fionamackie3357 Жыл бұрын

I'm hanging out for Sunday morning my time (Aus) to see Tommy Campbell's KZfaq video😂 Jimmy did not disappoint!!!

@jvs333 Жыл бұрын

Guillermo has to be the best sidekick of all times. Guillermo we all love you !!

@TheSandman. Жыл бұрын

Wait i thought Jimmy was the side kick 🤭

@sophierobinson2738 Жыл бұрын

@@TheSandman. 😂👍

@timb1319 Жыл бұрын

He's good but he's no Andy Richter

@jvs333 Жыл бұрын

@@timb1319 sorry but disagree Andy was not as openly willing to do anything, nor display an innocent gullibility all in that Guillermo has. Guillermo is just being Guillermo. Andy was playing a character for the sidekick job

@janegardener1662 Жыл бұрын

@@jvs333 Jimmy is willing to humiliate Guillermo on national TV for laughs. Not funny at all.

@AllTheBestCO Жыл бұрын

"Caveat emptor, suckers!" - Plumpy da clown (laughing all the way to the hoosegow!)

@petyrkowalski9887 Жыл бұрын

My favourite is Trump in the cowboy outfit as « High Plains Grifter ».

@RedRomanov Жыл бұрын

Imagine selling cards of yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm having a second hand cringe pain

@humblebeat Жыл бұрын

The modern take on commemorative coins and plates.

@hazelanderson1479 Жыл бұрын

Franklin Mint must be kicking themselves that they hadn’t thought of this first.

@fubartotale3389 Жыл бұрын

The same con as religion, selling an imaginary product.

@janicebunch7599 Жыл бұрын

He has been selling gimmicks for some time now with coins, flags, cards. He had "maga man wrapping paper with a superman pose

@ronaldblackburn8947 Жыл бұрын

@@janicebunch7599 Don't leave out Trumpie Bears!

@sweett2185 Жыл бұрын

@@janicebunch7599 true, but his cult receives those items. These can only be viewed from afar.

@billyd8780 Жыл бұрын

The one with the overcoat and the badge is his tribute to his hero Hershy Walker. Ha ha ha

@peterduncan5826 Жыл бұрын

Best laugh I’ve had in ages!🤣

@RBrendalee Жыл бұрын

The only thing Trump is useful for is providing hilarious material for comics.

@bobbybussell297 Жыл бұрын

The grift never stops 🤣🤣

@r.mcbride2837 Жыл бұрын

Shameless, isn't he? Nothing embarrasses him. And those dumbsh*ts that follow him just lap it up. 😑

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

And neither does the cringe!

@bobbybussell297 Жыл бұрын

And to think this moron was president 🤯

@eimisavageofficial9196 Жыл бұрын

Don't type while drunk karen..r u ok

@BaconTomatoCheese Жыл бұрын

And neither do the dumbasses that keep falling for it!

@MrShesawitch Жыл бұрын

Serious question. How does one "trade" digital cards?

@dennisheyes4561 Жыл бұрын

Trump: It's a very simple process... very simple. You have the both persons send their account information in to me in order to verify the transaction, and at the bottom of the page where it says "transpher" you click "Yes." Just like what my third wife said when the divorce lawyer asked if she needed any help... What was her name again? Rudy: The divorce lawyer, or your wife? Trump: My wife stupid... Anyway, Then the money will be transferred from both your accounts... and the person, very lucky person to have such good friends - - will have the card added to their account. Then my pal Rudy... great guy. Treated so unfairly, but of course... not as unfairly as I have been treated. He will manually go in, and delete the old card from the first persons account. Rudy: HEY BOSS. I got an idea... how about they load the image onto their phones, and then trade the phones... Trump: Because I don't make any money that way stupid...

@ronaldblackburn8947 Жыл бұрын

@@dennisheyes4561 ☝👆👍 Hahaha :) that's a good one! Are you a writer for Jimmy K?

@Tick421 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, Saturday night live should just play this commercial because you can’t even parody it. It’s already a parody.

@carolw8579 Жыл бұрын

Totally pathetic 🙄🤯

@robertgotschall1246 Жыл бұрын

Trump's greatest crime, destroying satire.

@dagarza1010 Жыл бұрын

No doubt in our hearts, sir. 😆😆😆

@myplan8166 Жыл бұрын

@@robertgotschall1246 😂😂😂

@eddyjimenez-scorpio Жыл бұрын

You know whats goofier about Trumps latest grift? Ppl will buy this bullshit and keep paying for his lawyers. This dude has to be the sleaziest, greasy weasel ive ever seen in my life! This man was our President, and hes gonna run again. Stop already man, STOP!.

@nancymathisen9707 Жыл бұрын

How did we get here? How is this possible? Who would have believed this was going to happen back in 2015?

@dbcocktails Жыл бұрын

Those kids went from pumped to dejected when you mentioned their logo. Why deflate their enthusiasm?

@ashlibabbitt1111 Жыл бұрын

If a person could actually DIE from embarrassment, I suspect that 74 million Americans would have all dropped dead today after Trump's "announcement"

@gregorchard7881 Жыл бұрын

No, the cult would have forked out their money.....😜😜😜

@ashlibabbitt1111 Жыл бұрын

@@gregorchard7881 I bet you even Trump supporters won't buy that nonsense lol

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

@@ashlibabbitt1111 I wish that was true. I really do.

@ashlibabbitt1111 Жыл бұрын

@Michael Euthanasia one got a bullet in the neck the other got a knee to the neck

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

I don't know how he keeps getting away with this!

@sheena828 Жыл бұрын

“Literally cards against humanity “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love you jimmy

@minkiitwo Жыл бұрын

Well said!

@bokani79 Жыл бұрын

Sitting on Santa’s Lap is the most creepy thing American parents decided to expose their children to.

@SleepNeed Жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw the Trump NFTs, my first thought was: What the hell did I just see? My second thought was: Holy hell, this is hysterical, I can't wait to see the late-night comics tear this apart.

@miapdx503 Жыл бұрын

Exactly!🤣

@COLTS-xy9nu Жыл бұрын

Same

@patharasown Жыл бұрын

I think they might call it quits...you can't top this. I think someone should hack in a series of fake cards.

@bren6967 Жыл бұрын

@@patharasown Never say "you can't top this" when it comes to truly stupid people. Their reply will always be "Oh yeah? Hold my beer." Also, I can hear "challenge accepted" coming from thousands of amazingly skillful hackers.

@THINJIMI Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t realize he’s the laughingstock of the United States.

@cindykoch5220 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy’s got me busting my gut on this one😂😂😂

@2013venjix Жыл бұрын

THIS..... IS HILARIOUS!!

@andrenaetrammell2711 Жыл бұрын

Great narrating Jimmy!

@cindyk4294 Жыл бұрын

This announcement was a Christmas gift that keeps on giving… I’ve been laughing since it came out!

@klowen7778 Жыл бұрын

"And join an exclusive community... of the dumbest and most gullible Americans ever to walk the planet Earth." Which at last count, apparently totals over 70 million of 'em!

@markcepeda8144 Жыл бұрын

😀😉👍

@madmanaustinmadman9671 Жыл бұрын

Trump is laughing all the way to the bank , he sold out made 4.5 million Lmao

@Pntngbrn Жыл бұрын

@@madmanaustinmadman9671 It totally proves that his supporters are idiots. I hope he takes them for all he can get. Maybe someday they will stop being made suckers

@michaelrowe7329 Жыл бұрын

A much needed laugh for Christmas!!! Indeed!

@ACE-ze1qg Жыл бұрын

I can't decide if I have the dirtiest mind possible or if the makers of This Week In Unnecessary Censorship are driving me there

@briankimzey6519 Жыл бұрын

This is F@cking HILARIOUS 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣

@avictorbell2835 Жыл бұрын

A fool and his money are still easily parted I see

@scottlumpkin7023 Жыл бұрын

I passed milk thru my nose when the first card hit this AM….I laffed my azz off. The orange florida man is certifiably INSANE!….and so is anyone who is even contemplating buying one of these as an investment!

@ronaldblackburn8947 Жыл бұрын

Oh don't worry..he will have plenty of buyers..they are called magats as we all know. By the way..How's that wall going that they paid for??

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie: when Trump got Covid I was very disappointed it didn't take him. But watching him slowly degrade to a pathetic burning trashpile trying to grift with NFTs long after folks have moved past is far, far more amusing! Thank you, universe!

@twist58 Жыл бұрын

When it was announced he caught COVID, my family and I were laughing our butts off. No sympathy and justified.

@billthecat129 Жыл бұрын

Karma is good!

@sv2697 Жыл бұрын

It will be better once they put the traitor in cuffs.

@Betis91 Жыл бұрын

Disappointed it didn't take you😂

@judithacena4330 Жыл бұрын

🤣😅🤣🤣

@raysaunier8071 Жыл бұрын

I remember someone saying “blah, blah, blah…long snapper.”

@frankgonzalez2726 Жыл бұрын

The sad thing about all this is that there are people that are buying these cards how embarrassing ....

@rickbaines1977 Жыл бұрын

From England I think this is the most embarrassing thing he has done and there are a lot of other things. If his cult don’t start realising now what a grifter he is they are beyond help. The world is laughing.

@senanshortt5521 Жыл бұрын

We’re howlin here in Ireland too🙈

@khefrenka2348 Жыл бұрын

His cult has been beyond help for a while now.

@tsukiaquamooncat2041 Жыл бұрын

The sane Americans agree with you guys. Honestly, he just makes me want to move to Vancouver to live with my girlfriend.

@thewatchmen4920 Жыл бұрын

7 million followers will 💰💸💳🤑💵. It got to be the best 🚬🗣️💨💨💨💨 he's smoking. I'm getting me a bag 😎

@armiesep8710 Жыл бұрын

@ Orby.....I know I am an American live in California. This announcement is embarrassing, I know the world watches! That's why he no🤦‍♀️ longer president, frankly he never should of been president. Now I just pray, God removes him one way or another.

@DoYouLoveTheSilverHairedGod Жыл бұрын

That western one kills me. “The Crisco Kid”

@LosIzmad Жыл бұрын

This made my head hurt, 😆

@keariewashburn4680 Жыл бұрын

The " Trumpy Bear" was one thing and now this 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

@lindzieh Жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting all day for this reaction 😂

@boatymsboatface3929 Жыл бұрын

Me too!

@m33ma2 Жыл бұрын

lol when my grandkids were little I used an app to put their pix on all kinds of cute things. My grandson loved the astronaut one of himself the best. 😂 As soon as I saw these I immediately thought of those. lol he can't be serious! (he's serious isn't he)? 🙄 So embarrassing 😐

@fionamackie3357 Жыл бұрын

Naw, that's so cute what you did for your grandkids❤️ Trump is totally not cute and this is beyond embarrassing.

@lesliecurran1704 Жыл бұрын

I just saw a video that where pelosi and Chuck Schumer said that dealing with him was like dealing with a child. I don't know. Maybe now all those people that think he's so great. Will actually see what the rest of us have seen from the beginning. Who knows. Probably not, but you can always hope.

@dfcordovez Жыл бұрын

Is it Shane? No it’s Hopalong Cassidy…No it’s Red Ryder 😂

@sunshine1450 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂THEY SOLD OUT…I GUESS THE JOKES ON YOU😂😂😂😂😂

@PoppyKumo Жыл бұрын

In another universe, trump is definitely a mega church pastor.✨

@eternalskeptic Жыл бұрын

He invited He incited They rioted Then he denied it Even though he'd implied it Now he must be indicted

@cherylleech785 Жыл бұрын

🎯

@mrsdraper171 Жыл бұрын

Love it.

@jaylovespti Жыл бұрын

Should already be a year and a half into his sentence!

@WoodysAR Жыл бұрын

That is almost a HAIKU...

@gunner678 Жыл бұрын

👍

@Charlie_Duz Жыл бұрын

No purchase necessary? That's easy.

@csandford6011 Жыл бұрын

Who ever heard of anything so ridiculous you'd be better off buying moondust LOL

@janlam01 Жыл бұрын

I like it when they post the monologue on KZfaq before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time). -- It's 10:09pm ET

@billwhite9703 Жыл бұрын

I feel sorrow that the bastard succeeds in obtaining money for absolutely nothing.

@johnhipp8267 Жыл бұрын

SSDD

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

@@XHTAP While the caps lock is obnoxious and this was said in a rather rude way, I kind of agree. Not sure why they do this every single time. Maybe they have OCD. Hell if I know.

@johnhipp8267 Жыл бұрын

@@XHTAP He will be devastated, just like when it's not posted early.

@FrankBenlin Жыл бұрын

I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on KZfaq before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).