Traffic in Santa Clarita | Don McMillan Comedy

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3 ай бұрын

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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.

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@OMCPoker 3 ай бұрын

I am old enough to remember these things. And I have driven from Santa Clarita to the Comedy & Magic Club. Thanks for laughs.

@bikeny 2 ай бұрын

Me too and right now my sides hurt from laughing at it all. Being a NYC person, never had the chance to do that drive. We have the Long Island Expressway, a/k/a The World's Biggest Parking Lot since the traffic volume does tend to slow folks down.

@shirley9240 3 ай бұрын

Statistical humor! Love it! He is hilarious and so right!

@Ithenna 2 ай бұрын

I'm young enough to not have lived through any of the 1978 jokes, yet somehow I'm just old enough to still get them.

@Dayvit78 3 ай бұрын

Technically funny! The best kind of funny :)

@cefngwyn 3 ай бұрын

The McMillan Mirth Meister is back with another load o'laughs. Gravy!

@WesternAustraliaNowAndThen 3 ай бұрын

Not living in the USA, I might not understand the living conditions but I do appreciate the maths - the heat bit I do get, our ROADS MELT!

@skythz 2 ай бұрын

There was at least one Starbuck in 1978. Liked to hang out with Apollo :)

@gardenjoy5223 Ай бұрын

Indeed!

@diamonddave2622 27 күн бұрын

so say we all

@Bobis32 2 ай бұрын

You forgot to calculate the 1.5 hours of security theatre and check-in at the airport how can you claim you're an engineer!

@gardenjoy5223 Ай бұрын

"Asphalt angels"... good one!

@charlesajones77 2 ай бұрын

6:52 When I was a kid, there were these things called "station wagons". A bunch of kids would just pile into the back of it. No seat belts, no airbags, absolutely nothing to prevent you from going flying in a auto accident. Good times :)

@gregkleinfall1901 27 күн бұрын

I also remember when we would ride in the bed of pickup trucks. Yes, those were good times.

@damianruiz8595 3 ай бұрын

Amazing content sir. Im 25, from another country with different language. but your content simply gets me all the time! cheers!

@Falcrist Ай бұрын

This is the best powerpoint driven comedy show I've ever seen.

@PsychoMuffinSDM 27 күн бұрын

Have you not seen the StandUp Maths one?

@thefriesens1071 2 ай бұрын

Well I grew up in Manitoba, which is located on the chart right close to the moon.

@paulpotter7188 2 ай бұрын

I agree. I did my undergrad in Winterpeg Manisnowba.

@derkarmaczar 3 ай бұрын

Love your stuff, Don!

@pablorages1241 Ай бұрын

I took a wrong turn one day and ended up in Santa Clarita ... it was nice, rural ... but I've seen it now

@maesgaming01410 Ай бұрын

I like that the source of the last chart is "completely made up by technically funny"

@WesternAustraliaNowAndThen 3 ай бұрын

There aren't many people who make me laugh EVERY time I watch them, but YOU are one of them. Come to W.A. please I will be there to see you (if I haven't died LOL)

@ShannonJacobs0 3 ай бұрын

On the stamp joke, if the post office wants to encourage people, they should allow email addresses to be used to send snail mail. Convenience works. Details available upon request, mostly regarding secondary services the post office could milk off of the convenience for more profitability.

@MrShikaga 2 ай бұрын

Why would anyone do that?

@ryanc473 11 күн бұрын

@@MrShikagafor pretty much anything official. Say you needed to serve a lawsuit certified mail return receipt requested... Theoretically, the convenienance to email that directly might outweigh the fact that such a service is already available via traditional means (and bonus, you don't have to print out the lawsuit!). It would probably be kinda niche, but I could see potential avenues

@MrShikaga 10 күн бұрын

@@ryanc473 hmmm. I feel like printing is not a big part of serving a lawsuit…

@shchshzh 3 ай бұрын

top man

@mo2cubing 2 ай бұрын

4:40 Those California gas prices seem luxurious now... they went from $3.87 to over $5 in under 5 years. Ouch.

@antonnym214 19 күн бұрын

We bought a TRS-80 in 1977 when I was 17. We were old school nerds! My father and I wrote Games Pack 1 for the TRS-80 and our publisher advertised in the back of Byte magazine.

@rabbit-kan Ай бұрын

cellphone one was gold. 🤣😂

@JamesTDG 3 ай бұрын

7:47 God, I miss the wii...

@readyforlol 12 күн бұрын

That 7h road trip would have been a 30m train ride in any sane country.

@42paparia42 25 күн бұрын

Man, you are hilarious!! Nerddom at its best!

@AnnoyingMoose 3 ай бұрын

$3.87?!? Gas in the U.S. is always dirt cheap!! Here in Vancouver, B.C. we're paying the equivalent of $5.85 USD per US gallon for Regular.

@taylorwickham 3 ай бұрын

Remember that this was in 2019. Gas isn't that cheap anymore here either

@Coen80 3 ай бұрын

Here in Europe we pay up to 10bucks per gallon. Having a 2.5litre V6 is really hanging it out there 😂

@sonnybobsquarepants266 3 ай бұрын

You should come and do some shows in New Zealand. Theres plenty of old farts here 😂😂😂

@Anonymous99997 Ай бұрын

Cost comparisons from 2019 to 2024 are even more radical.

@christophermanley3602 Ай бұрын

True

@mobilemcsmarty1466 2 ай бұрын

8:25 in '78 I was a kid, so yes, pee, usually in the bathroom. in 2019 I crack a beer and pour a bourbon on my way to the bathroom ..where I usually pee 🍺🥃🚽

@IanCthrwd 3 ай бұрын

9:04 they had flatscreen monitors then?

@christopherx7428 4 күн бұрын

Love this show! Btw, my what cheap gas you have in California!

@boxculture Ай бұрын

4:57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉

@rosiefay7283 3 ай бұрын

7:58 Who still paid for Norton as recently as 2019?

@whitewolf1610 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@yseasablayrolles4922 3 ай бұрын

😂

@DragoNate 2 ай бұрын

norton is the #1 VIRUS (remove the anti-) 😂

@ZoZuta 2 ай бұрын

41th OR 41st . . .

@lahanlon 3 ай бұрын

I’m stoked you’re a fellow SCV resident. Do you ever do sets down at JR’s?

@OptimisticIguana-fu8mw 2 ай бұрын

Fourtyoneth anniversary?

@gabesternberg555 Ай бұрын

3.87 for gas sounds nice.

@JonatasAdoM Ай бұрын

What are these comments? Are you telling me these aren't brand new!? He just started his career and it sill blow, right? He will not age!

@b4ph0m3tdk9 2 ай бұрын

Wee Pii

@aresorum 2 ай бұрын

6:52 What a futuristic 1978 model! What was that called again?

@landnnut 2 ай бұрын

Mitzubitchi

@davewitter6565 Ай бұрын

I remember you could but a bottle of BV George de Latour wine for $16.00 today $149.00, You could afford to but a house with the average job and now you can't afford to pay the rent.

@mumblbeebee6546 3 ай бұрын

Mitochondria in a rap? Did you share a bill with that cheeky Chris Turner from ol’ England?

@jeffreycaudle5108 2 ай бұрын

$.35/gallon for gasoline in 1978 is not even close. I remember in Feb. 1982 seeing gasoline for less than $1/gallon for the first time in several years.

@Ithenna 2 ай бұрын

I think he listed an average price. It's different in every state now and it probably was that way then too.

@beeble2003 15 күн бұрын

@@Ithenna Every source I can see online (including US Government agencies) says that the average price of gasoline in the US in 1978 was around 65-70 cents per gallon, even taking state-by-state differences into account.

@freeofbug4761 2 ай бұрын

so delicious to see,

@frowningJoker 3 ай бұрын

41th ?? I can see you're good with numbers and not letters

@rawchicken3463 Ай бұрын

First class stanp at my grocery sitre 13.60/20=68¢/stamp

@andrewhooper5645 Ай бұрын

41th?

@027pistonp 2 ай бұрын

41th? 41st

@gardenjoy5223 Ай бұрын

Then again, when I grew up it was 41rst. With an r. And without the r it was totally wrong. Or should I wite wong now?

@KilothATEOTT Ай бұрын

41th

@randyzeitman1354 2 ай бұрын

What do you mean … men certainly date women because they are funny.

@Msteve-nt5bx 2 ай бұрын

Look at those 2019 numbers and ask yourself whats different between then and now. 5:00

@AnnoyingMoose 3 ай бұрын

Real estate in the U.S. is worthless! Here in Vancouver, B.C. the average price for a 2000 sq ft house is $1,350,000 CAD ($970,000 USD).

@gardenjoy5223 Ай бұрын

Crazy! Does not stand in any relation to the amount of work gone into it, unless you pay in sheets of gold, beset with diamonds. Should have learned plumbing instead, I guess...