I agree with you Don 100%!!!

Engineering jokes

I love this guy❤❤😂😂

It is 2024 and the retirement age in the USA is 67 :/

Damn. Maybe I shouldn't have divorced the wife.

Very good 😂

More emphasis on the "and" (have a sense of humour) with a small pause would've improved delivery. Probably. I'm not the comedian here, but i have opinions and I NEED to share them with people😅

Few comments: Maybe the included age of the father in teen pregnancy... And Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned with slow acting poison and did talk a lot from his deathbed.

i knew where you were going from the start since it was an electron, but the punchline was gold i laughed anyway.

Close your eyes and picture Hades from Disney Hercules

instead of a "I voted" sticker you get a lottery ticket..

🤣🤣🤣

Reporters can do math and science. Just look at the climate change propaganda. Look at ice core temperatures over the last 500,000 years. Nothing new.

wow a good idea to make vote! - lottery

They actually publish stuff like that every once in a while

Love your comedy! You remind me of every amazing teacher I've ever had! 😐(amused)

i’m a geek, which means i’m officially the best and i’ve won at life

Homeless people are actually 45 times more likely to die in a car crash than the average person. I guess that's what happens when the street IS your home

I am severely underweight for my height and age 95lbs/?kg 5’9” [N/A]years old

Sheldon Weasly

"I put my act on a PowerPoint..." Finally, someone found a useful use for PowerPoint.

I wear cargo shorts but never cargo pants. I have EE and CS degrees.

Just remember this graph was made BEFORE Biden's inflation hit. Now, you will be lucky if you can stop working by the time you hit 90.

Always celebrate your birthday, because, statistically speaking, people who celebrate more birthdays live longer.

funny but it points out a truth. People say numbers dont lie but a skilled liar can make numbers say anything they want.

One voter gets a billion!!!

We had a headline in some newspaper here in Norway about 30-ish years ago, which read something along the lines of "Narrowly avoided near miss." Clearly, near misses are dangerous...

I saw a mama bear and her cub while on a hike earlier this summer. They were about 30m away. It was the first time my Indian buddy had ever seen a bear.

I hate to break it you, but women indicate sexual attraction through laughter. Your mom isn't giggling at all your dad's dad jokes because he just so happens to be an untapped comedic genius

Did you know that 40% of the sick days are taken on the day before or after the weekend? Shocking, I tell you, surely most people just extend their weekend that way.

You know....Trump never did release his Taxes. Either a phony or probably doesn’t want you to see all the Russian money trails since the 1980s. No joke.

They did not need wheels on the luggage. They where strong a. f.

it's fine though, because we are all really healthy and live longer now... right? r... right?

Don't go hiking off trail at Yellowstone National Park.

Is this supposed to be funny? Where are the jokes??

Based on this theory, a person like Warren Buffett is worth virtually nothing. Almost all of his net worth is tied up in real estate and stock which can move up or down in value. So you can say that Buffet who is worth around $125 billion is worth only as much as he has in the bank today. That is just a stupid method to determine net worth.

Please present measures both in metric and imperial, please, please!

Rounded up

Imaginary numbers aren't actually imaginary. They are simple perpendicular. We use them in engineering. For example, if you go to any commercial building you will see a transformer outside and that transformer will be rated in kVA. That kVA rating is the sqrt ((real power rating in watts)^2+(reactive power rating in VAR)^2). Within this calculation the reactive power is "i" or as we call it...imaginary, but it is in fact something very real. You will also notice by the structure of the calculation that it is really just pythagorean theorem. Real power is on the x axis, reactive power is on the y axis and the kva rating is simply the magnitude of the hypotenuse. Imaginary numbers were never really imaginary to begin with. It is just a name. As you can see, I fall in the left circle of the Venn diagram.

Damn, I think even some slave owners let old people retire.. wtf

When he wrapped up the routine he had a big smile on his face. The project was finished.

That 7h road trip would have been a 30m train ride in any sane country.

The last "issue" seems to indicate a severe lack of necromancers...

That generation gets to retire, and this one does not.

This is sad... 😢

Best joke ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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If your REALLY in to math equals If you're really into math

Bidenomics

3% of the audience got that joke. The others that clapped and laughed just didn't want to appear dumb. But 3% IS more than 1% they DID do better.