Perry the Platypus you can not stop me when I use my bad guy-inator

Ladies and gentlemen, the Billie Eilish inator

I'm just imagining him singing this at Vanessa's birthday party, trying to make her laugh.

Vanessa: Listens to Billie Eilish for 0.0001 seconds Doof: lAb CoAt-

“No love from my dad type” HAS ME ON THE FLOOR💀

DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Oh, you're a bad guy, alright! Just not a super one! BILLIE ELLISH: Oh yeah? What's the difference? DOOFENSHMIRTZ: *PRESENTATION!*

**Billie busts in** “A teenage girl?” **Pulls out Microphone** “BILLIE THE TEENAGE GIRL?!*

This is why everyone loves Phineas and Ferb... the creators understand what the people want lol 😂

Either Vanessa is cringing or strangely proud of her dad

Best way for a producer/voice actor to use his power.

This guy gets the ultimate boomer pass. You sir, are no longer required to age. You freaking legend.

14 year old girls: omg this is so me i hate it when the platypus attacks me

Part of me believes that he didn’t get the changed lyrics but actually just made them up on the spot

HOW HAVE I NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIS UNTIL TODAY

This is unironically better than the original.

Doof: talking trash about Perry Perry: *Literally on the door listening to it*

This is the next thing he sang to those goth kids after “Platypus controlling me”.

"if you have a 14 year old girl"

MAJOR MONOGRAM: "Morning, Agent P. The morning news has been saying that pop sensation, Billie Eilish, has been kidnapped. We believe it was Doofenshmirtz. Because at the last place where she was seen, this note was found." - The note says, 'You'll have your bad guy back once I become a true bad guy. Signed, Dr. D.' "Just head to his lair, see if he is the kidnapper, and put a stop to it." - Perry salutes 🎶AGENT P🎶 🎶 DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED🎶 BILLIE: "Please tell me why you brought me here and tied me up." DOOFENSHMIRTZ: "Not yet, Miss Eilish. We have to wait for my arch nemesis to arrive. He happens to be a secret agent you know." BILLIE: (sarcastic) "Oh yippee." DOOFENSHMIRTZ: "He should be coming any moment now." - Perry busts through a wall and a cage drops on him. "AH, Perry the Platypus. You're right on time. Now, I'm sure you've heard of popular singing sensation and winner of multiple Grammys, Billie Eilish. Miss Eilish, this is my nemesis Perry the Platypus." EILISH: "Wait, you're nemesis is a spy who happens to be a platypus?" DOOFENSHMIRTZ: "Yes, I know it is pretty nonsensical but you get used to it." EILISH: "He is kinda cute with that little hat." DOOFENSHMIRTZ: "Yes... Well... Now that you're both in my clutches, I will unveil my greatest scheme. As you probably know, Perry, Miss Eilish is known for her emo songs and her most popular hit was 'bad guy.' After listening to the song maybe... eleven times, the lyrics made me realize that she happens to be a more true bad guy than me. So, I wanted to seek her advice on how to be a true bad guy." EILISH: "Hey, just because I have a song titled 'bad guy' doesn't mean I AM one." DOOFENSHMIRTZ: "Quiet, Miss Eilish, I'm not finished. Anyway, I knew she would say no to my request, so before I kidnapped her, I created this." - Dr. D pulls a huge ray machine. "Behold! The IDEA EXTRACT-INATOR! With this, I will shoot some rays into her head and extract her thoughts and ideas about her song, then I will decode them, and once I find out the idea of... bad guy-ness, I will make my other Inators even better and I will rule the entire Tri-state Area! Bwahahaha!" - While Doofenshmirtz was talking, Perry cuts out of his cage with a saw, places a time bomb on the Idea Extract-inator and cuts Billie free with the same saw. When Doofenshmirtz stops laughing, Billie speaks. BILLIE: "You want some bad guy advice? Okay. Next time, don't monologue." - Doofenhsmirtz is shocked to see her free and she and Perry both run to the balcony. He chases them, but they jump off the ledge and Perry deploys his hangglider while Billie holds on to his legs. DOOFENSHMIRTZ: "NO! No matter, I can still zap them from far away." - He runs to the Idea Extract-inator and sees Perry's time bomb is at five seconds. DOOFENSHMIRTZ: "Uh, oh." - Camera on Perry and Billie hanggliding and the building behind them EXPLODES! DOOFENSHMIRTZ: "CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!"

Dang, so popular that a singer named “Billie eilish” did a remix.

The dislikes are from Doofenshmirtz’s mother and father on alt accounts.

*But then I lost to Billie Elilsh’s baking soda volcano*

My friends: What are you listening to? Me: You wouldn't get it

This is the best thing on KZfaq, I’m not accepting any criticism.

My friends tell me that I do a great Doofenshmirtz impression, so when a talent show came up, I could not resist. Everyone thought I was going to sing the original song, until I whipped out the voice, the crowd went wild. Absolutely no regrets. Povenmire, you are an inspiration to me.

When an adult knows how to actually relate to what’s going on with the youth. *surprised Pikachu face**

This is exactly what I needed after sobbing over an existential crisis

This is how I imagine Doof tries to be cool with Vanessa and her friends.

“Ah Perry the platypus, I see you’ve found my KZfaq Comment-inator. With this invention, I shall leave mean comments all over the tri-state area.”

yo i thought that was just a good impression when i originally heard this

Suggestion: Sing “You’ll be back” from Hamilton. I can totally see Doof singing this to Perry

My sister who loves Billie Eilish: What are you listening? Me:

I'm telling my kids this was BILLY Eilish.

A few months later we'll see an animated version of this.

Here are the lyrics, feel free to correct me, the brackets are him talking not in the song, so now, sing along..? A lab coat, now red my blood, nobody knows when you visit, we come to blows, but first I get caught up in pros, I’m too fullcyferus, I cry myself to sleep at night, tragic backstories full of spite, everyday I get in a fight with a real platypus So you’re a though guy, a semi-aquatic rough guy, who thinks your such a hot stuff guy, my evil plans rebuffed guy, I’m a bad type, an evil-science grad type, no love from my Dad type, people call me mad type,..... I’m a bad guyyyy, duh (Hey was it rude when I said duh? I guess I’m the bad guy) (Ok I’m gonna y’all about what he does to my apartment) I spend, a lot of money on housery, pears after you are gone, contractors work here through the dawn, damage is extreme, I’ll admit, I can get annoyed when my lab always gets destroyed, if I stopped I would avoid fighting a mono dream, Cause your a though guy, a semi-aquatic rough guy you think your the hot stuff guy, my evil plans rebuffed guy, I’m a bad type, an evil-science grad type, no-love from my dad type, people call me mad type, I’m a bad guyyy, duh I’m a baaaad guuuy (I thought I would reiterate that) I’m a bad guy (Everything that’s coming on musically, I can’t remember where it is) (Oh here it is,here it is, it’s the breakdown it goes like this) (Yeah okay I got it, she goes...)

Request to people: someone make an animated version of this and use this sound file.

These are the original lyrics, Billie changed them.

A lab coat, now red, my bloody nose when you visit we come to blows but first, i get caught up in prose I'm too vociferous I cry myself to sleep at night tragic backstories full of spite every day, I get in a fight with a teal platypus So you're a tough guy a semi-aquatic rough guy that thinks you're so hot stuff guy my evil schemes rebuffed guy I'm that bad type evil science grad type no love from my dad type people call me mad type I'm a bad guy duh I spend a lot of money on house repairs after you are gone contractors work here through the dawn damage is so extreme I'll admit, I can get annoyed when my lab always gets destroyed If I would stop I would avoid fighting a monotreme 'Cause you're a tough guy a semi-aquatic rough guy that thinks you're so hot stuff guy my evil schemes rebuffed guy I'm that bad type evil science grad type no love from my dad type people call me mad type I'm a bad guy duh I'm not really all that bad I guess i'm kinda glad I can still scare ya I've got this inator I mean you don't know what it does, but maybe that's because I'm taking over the tri-state area I'm a bad guy duh

Imagine him singing this for his daughter's birthday.

The only version of bad guy you will find me listening to in full

Therapist: Billie Doofenshmirtz can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist Billie Doofensmirtz:

If Doof sang this cover on the show im pretty sure the Tri State area would have just handed itself to him, this was so great! EDIT: oh my goodness, i disappear for 2 months and come back to see my comment with over 7 thousand likes! Holy... thank you guys!

Billie is for 14 year old girls Doofenshmirtz is for 14 year old men

I love when celebrities embrace their characters XD

plot twist : that"s not dan povenmire , that's just doofenshmirtz using an inator that makes him look like dan

My childhood has been made so much better

Finally a KZfaq recommendation worthy of praise

Yooo why’d this it the feels, reminding about the best show of my childhood

He should sing this in the upcoming Disney+ exclusive film

this is freaking blursed

OMG Loved every second of this XD Dan you are a master

You know this is the best thing in the world periodt

welcome to today’s episode of... where quarantine brought me today!

Move aside Butch Hartman, this is the best KZfaq channel by a creator of an animated tv show.

Dan Povenmire is a legend.

So this is where Billie Eilish copied the song from.

The fact that he actually sung it, while doing that little dance, melts my heart

Why would she copy him? smh

This is what gets me through quarantine

The perfect video doesn't exi-

Dan Povenmire is an absolute genius. Love Phineas and Ferb

listen that was perfect this guy is a genius

I'd imagined that Dr. Heinz would sit on Norm while having pushups

I didn't know I need this. But I did, oh my, I did! I needed it so, so much!

He has like the same movement of Dr. Doof

I've never actually heard the original and at this point I don't think i ever will.

I know he was called a villain, but in all honesty, Dr. Doofenshmirtz never really struck me as a villain. He just struck me as a great dad who only plays the villain because he thinks he has to. It's apparent from his interactions that he isn't evil in any sense of the word, whether it's the warmth and love he shows his daughter to the little interactions he has with his "archnemesis" Perry the Platypus. Even in those interactions with Perry, he has never shown any outright hostility to him. I would describe their relationship as more of a rivalry between a "hero/villain" that complete each other.

I closed my eyes and imagined Dr. Doofenshmirtz Singing infront of perry😂😂😂😂

See you all in about 2-5 years. Edit 1: It's been 4 months 2nd edit, it’s been a year

Perry be at the corner tied in a trap listening to his evil plans unraveled in this song

I want this played at my funeral

This is actual bops

Why doesnt this have more views????

The fact that Marlene's alimony checks can cover all of Doof's projects and penthouse amaze me.

Ok when i saw this in recommended I absolutely knew i had to watch it

KZfaq's recommended giving me the good stuff

i like how this video has almost 700 thousand views but only 20 comments

I’ve always wondered what the voice actor for Doofensmirtz looked like. That character is absolutely hilarious. I love Dr. Doof

Why does Dr. Doof singing Bad Guy sound so natural?

I’m very happy that this showed up on my recommended

With my musical power I will make a fans army to have the control of the Tri-state area!!

We need a version without the people in the background laughing

I didnt know I needed this in my life

*This is beautiful af!*

I love that he has Doofensmirtz vibes even irl

Why doesn’t he have more subs, I mean only 33000 people found this? Everyone needs to see this

today i found a masterpiece. productive day.

Someone should animate this

Ladies and gentlemen I present you The _depressioninator_

I love you my friend you are so hilarious you were easily one of the best parts of an iconic show and I adored every second

I needed this today, thanks 💙✨

I present you... THE DEPRESS-INATOR.

This is like the new way to hypnotize everyone The Tri State area would shake in fear

I love this so much!

This popped up on my homepage and I haven't seen this from you yet, but God this is a great day to watch this!!

I honestly liked this more than the original

I- this is AMAZING i need this spotify now

You go, Dan! You got real talent! LOL this is hilarious

I needed this

I don't know how I came to find this, nor why I'm staying... But you bet I'll repeat this more than once.