Dorothy’s Most Sarcastic Moments (Part 2)

Dorothy’s Most Sarcastic Moments (Part 2) | The Golden Girls

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@stimpy_thecat 4 жыл бұрын

I'm a 57 year old man who went through almost my whole life ignoring the Golden Girls because I assumed it was solely a show meant for little old ladies. Boy was I wrong. Golden Girls is a wonderful show, expertly written and acted. It's a riot.

@josewaycoolerthanu 4 жыл бұрын

I'm 27 and I binge watched the entire show for the first time with my younger sister last year. So funny!

@stimpy_thecat 4 жыл бұрын

@e n thanks! 😀👍

@magicamadeye 4 жыл бұрын

@@josewaycoolerthanu 22

@mrtribune5785 4 жыл бұрын

Lol boy did u miss out. I grew up watching this lol n I’m 28 now

@irisravenhild9060 4 жыл бұрын

I was a 12-14 year old girl, when my mom forced me to watch the series, so Golden Girls was not a series I was willing to watch since it didn't contain any of the things that I like to watch (animals, crime and supernatural). But after watching 10 minutes of the first episode, I was hooked on the series.

@Monica-bk7cx 4 жыл бұрын

“Rose I have an even bigger scope for you, Mars bars are made right here on Earth’’ 😂😂😂

@lauraluffman6177 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao that line was so funny 😭😂

@GrapeDogMoody 3 жыл бұрын

"To either get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car" also gets me

@maliklsmith 3 жыл бұрын

Took me out lol

@tinker.belle.501. 3 жыл бұрын

My friend & I thought that Sarcastic Remark was hilarious 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆🙂😛😜😝🙃😺😸😹!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@misstrise5914 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zadddddyyyyyy 4 жыл бұрын

"oh my god, they're tearing down mattress world" had me d e a d.

@JoeBo1202 4 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@MadLynxReviews 4 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOL Me too!

@EyeSooGuy 3 жыл бұрын

Same here!!!

@verkaforever 3 жыл бұрын

Totally- I laughed so much at that! But then I laugh virtually every time Dorothy opens her mouth! (0:47 by the way)

@lindsayjohnson4163 3 жыл бұрын

@@verkaforever Not now Ma!!! I laugh so hard on that one.

@ewanoxborrow1024 4 жыл бұрын

“That little floozy stole Blanche’s clothes” “It’s like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen”

@diosa7958 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂💃

@watertree4246 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it? Who’s Agatha Kristine?

@watertree4246 2 жыл бұрын

And what does she do?

@iangonzalvo4716 2 жыл бұрын

@@watertree4246 Agatha Christie is an extremely well known Mystery Crime Author. Dorothy is making fun of Rose's logical skills, sarcastically comparing her to Agatha Christie

@generalerica4123 2 жыл бұрын

@@watertree4246 If you know the Miss Marple stories, they were written by her. Amongst other very amazing crime stories. This is your call to check her out.

@shehitch4565 4 жыл бұрын

I have 2 favourite Dorothy lines: “To feed the cat Rose” “In what Blanche? Dog years?”

@Marchant2 4 жыл бұрын

I like, “No, Rose, she’s upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke."

@SoTypicallyMeh 4 жыл бұрын

I'm partial to: "Condoms, Rose! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!"

@natejames5887 4 жыл бұрын

Yes Dog years is the best!

@beaglesrfun5896 4 жыл бұрын

Go hug a land mine.

@manryhood 4 жыл бұрын

"They wear little sombreros, Rose."

@BillFarrell 4 жыл бұрын

"When they defrost Walt Disney You'll have someone to go out with" LMAO

@ApartmentKing66 3 жыл бұрын

"he'll"

@depaola63 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@alexciarlo280 3 жыл бұрын

@ELEKTRA_LUXXX 2 жыл бұрын

Savage !!!!!

@dariuszwalaszczyk3205 4 жыл бұрын

"She colonized life on Venus" - pure classic.

@jordanmonroe1204 Жыл бұрын

"Rose she was 94 when i was 6 she died you idiot" "how did she die?" "you know we're not quite sure one night she left her wheelchair and she never came back the next day the neighborhood kids had a gokart with two really big back wheels" Rose's face priceless lmao

@TheRoguishOne Жыл бұрын

@@jordanmonroe1204 LMAO! Yes, that exchange between them was priceless!! Some of the funniest lines in the whole series! 😆

@KellyDFlynn 4 ай бұрын

😂 hysterical

@PriyankaSingh-fv1wz 4 жыл бұрын

It's like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen! 😂😂😂😂😂

@watertree4246 3 жыл бұрын

Who’s her?

@PriyankaSingh-fv1wz 3 жыл бұрын

@@watertree4246 A famous author known for writing murder mysteries

@trihandayani5899 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@peytonmarceaux8788 3 жыл бұрын

@@watertree4246 cucumber

@J.P.Robles 24 күн бұрын

Should have said Miss Marple

@SamanthaLeigh7 3 жыл бұрын

Dorothy: Have you ever given a eulogy? Rose: You mean at a funeral? Dorothy: No Rose, at a pie eating contest! 😂🥧😂🥧😂🥧😂

@chrisjackson1889 Жыл бұрын

If I participate in a pie eating contest which starts with a eulogy I wouldn’t be comfortable touching the pies.

@rozchristopherson648 2 жыл бұрын

"Like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen." I can never get enough of Bea Arthur's comic delivery. 🤣🤣🤣

@PureAloha78 Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite liners

@AH-le3rw 4 жыл бұрын

Dorothy: "I single-handedly ruined a man's life today." Rose: "Which hand?" Dorothy: THIS HAND!

@skeletonsinscarves3965 2 жыл бұрын

That's my favorite one

@punkylynneramone1981 Жыл бұрын

Mine too!

@Cjjjj902 3 жыл бұрын

"She can skip the east wing, Rose" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@christinariepe754 2 жыл бұрын

"Take her in. Where?" "Around the in-seam, Rose." 🤣🤣🤣

@KatieManiaci 4 жыл бұрын

“Didn’t Aunt Teressa have a heart attack?” “Aunt Teressa didn’t have a heart.” “Uncle Nunzio?” “Uncle Nunzio died to get away from Aunt Teressa.”

@Melanin-Mari3 4 жыл бұрын

Katie Maniaci 😂😂😂😂

@MadLynxReviews 4 жыл бұрын

This one has always been one of my favorite scenes from the series

@titaniaedits2902 3 жыл бұрын

There family is something else

@davidurban6813 4 жыл бұрын

I wished I had a mouth like Dorothy. But know when to really tell someone off. But also have the wisdom to know when to keep my mouth shut. Just saying. Have a great day everyone

@maryfiaola3686 3 жыл бұрын

same lol

@bizumizu8083 2 жыл бұрын

Agree!

@michaelblower7363 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I suppose it comes with a lot of practice.

@punkrockjoanofarc 2 жыл бұрын

I know what to say, but I just have to find a bit of the courage

@comedicsociopathy 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelblower7363 And with age. I have similar mouth. That and knowing when to shut up aren't mutually exclusive. All of it just becomes more refined with age. That's why I don't miss my teenage years and twenties lol.

@rizkidjakaria9570 3 жыл бұрын

Blance: They got ma jewels Dorothy: Well, I can see they didn't get your cocaine Love that part 😂

@dariuszwalaszczyk3205 4 жыл бұрын

"It's amazing... Beneath that thin veneer of superficiality somehow miraculously there's another EVEN THINNER veneer..." So true 😁

@almirhukic1072 4 жыл бұрын

"Well, she can skip the east wing, Rose." :D :D :D

@enozmah6081 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha najbolja

@waspjournals41 4 жыл бұрын

Have you found her? Yes Blanche, 'bout a half hour ago, but now I've hidden her again so you can find her.

@LoveOnTheInsidex3 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@annasherosky 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite sarcastic line from Dorothy is oh God Rose what did you do on Father's Day

@candicehoneycutt4318 4 жыл бұрын

I think my favorite one was when Blanche was saying how if her looks started to fade she'd want someone to put her out of her misery, and Dorothy said, "Tell us when, Blanche" 😂

@bobbeaumont324 4 жыл бұрын

That is a great line!

@ShieldsJustice 3 жыл бұрын

Sophia: Was that a plumber? Dorothy: No, ma, no. It was a little girl selling girl scout toilets

@khanyisantanda 4 жыл бұрын

That little floozy stole Blanche's clothes.....hahahaha gotta love Rose

@chrisgast 4 жыл бұрын

"It's like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen."

@jessicalillianweinberg4401 4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisgast Actually, that does sound like something a mystery writer would come up with it, to make it so it wasn't the most obvious person (in this case, Blanche.)

@matteorucci8428 3 жыл бұрын

Omg “there tearing down mattress world” 😂😂😂😂

@PryorPrevails 2 жыл бұрын

Anybody rewatching this after learning about the passing of Betty White? Rest in peace golden girls

@yacobeinauan9533 7 ай бұрын

RIP and yes.

@Elvisandstuff Ай бұрын

@waynejohnson1304 2 ай бұрын

Rest in peace to all of them. They made BILLIONS of people laugh. 🌹🌹🌹🌹

@Doc1855 9 күн бұрын

I hope they were Christians. If not, their not having fun now

@alexboydstun952 4 жыл бұрын

“Oh my god Rose, what did you do on Father’s Day??”

@aquablue1252 4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao her volume when she says it is hilarious

@danmartini1794 3 жыл бұрын

Freaking hilarious. My favorite one 🤣😂

@danmartini1794 3 жыл бұрын

@@aquablue1252 Yes!

@pleaseenteraname4824 3 жыл бұрын

The delivery is glorious

@brittanymartin6122 3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully, pulled pork.

@misstina1986 4 жыл бұрын

"Go to sleep, sweetheart. pray for brains" "I expressed myself. I told them they had to leave, they were too ugly to look at." And every time Dorothy yells, "MA!"

@mrspock1994 3 жыл бұрын

“Not NOW, Ma!!”

@EyeSooGuy 3 жыл бұрын

“Shady Pines, Ma!”

@oltedders 4 жыл бұрын

The costumes are amazing. The 80s were very chic and colorful. Everything in women's clothing had shoulder pads, even sweatshirts!

@brnden87 4 жыл бұрын

“Oh my god they’re tearing down mattress world” 😂

@jonathannathaniel3680 4 жыл бұрын

Love this one! The little man who lives in there, who turn the light on and off" he will tell you. Longlive Bea. Rest on

@Tribozom 10 ай бұрын

Another pervert.

@Kenneth_villanueva27 4 жыл бұрын

*SHE COLONIZE LIFE ON VENUS* 😂😂😂

@TheRoguishOne Жыл бұрын

"Rose, she was 94 when I was 6! She died, you idiot." "How did she die?" (Pause for effect) "You know, we're not sure. One night, she left in her wheelchair and she never came back. The next day, the neighborhood kids had a go cart with 2 really big back wheels." 😆🤣

@besgordon 3 жыл бұрын

Dorothy is the best at delivering those sarcastic fiesty lines 🤣🤣🤣.

@barbaras6792 2 жыл бұрын

Dorothy is really bad-ass 😄😄😄

@TvAddictCanada 2 жыл бұрын

“To feed the cat Rose” had me crying and laughing for half an hour the first time I saw it...

@sydneymartin-sherrod7735 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched all seven seasons four times this month alone😂

@SwordMuncher 4 жыл бұрын

"I single-handedly ruined a man's life, today" "Which hand?" "THIS HAND!" One of the most memorable exchanges I look back on. That and "yeah yeah yeah, ON THE LANAIIIIII"

@mikefisher4834 2 жыл бұрын

I still can’t believe all four of them are gone now R.I.P. Golden Girls🥺

@missg.5940 3 жыл бұрын

My mum and l both enjoyed the show. I would even look at her at times and say “ Shady Pines Ma “🤗

@setrasetra6577 2 жыл бұрын

Awh that's amazing and cute

@davinasquirrel7672 20 күн бұрын

I will have to use it with my mother, she was a big GG fan during the original run. She will get it for sure.

@sarahmoviereviewer4109 4 жыл бұрын

Rip rue bea & Estelle

@martinxavier4631 4 жыл бұрын

its shows we are mortal humans.

@christianparrish6647 3 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness Betty white is still alive.

@alextepe4309 3 жыл бұрын

Christian Parrish and I hope for a long time to come.

@christianparrish6647 3 жыл бұрын

@@alextepe4309 you bet

@davidahart2476 3 жыл бұрын

@@christianparrish6647 It's kinda eerie that Rose had the line that read, what happens when there's only one of us left.......and she's the one that's left.

@musicjunkie7549 4 жыл бұрын

Still the best show hands down. Petty as hell.. Love my girls 😂😂😂

@kllwc7772 4 жыл бұрын

“ Beats down on your fanny” means something rather different in the uk 🤭😍😂🤣

@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax 4 жыл бұрын

and Australia & NZ...

@kllwc7772 4 жыл бұрын

Name And Address Supplied Really ?? 🤩😂🤣😅 I still laugh when I hear some Americans talk about ‘fanny packs ‘!

@5610winston 4 жыл бұрын

Or perhaps not?

@red0421 4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a nudist mountain holiday when she said that.

@5610winston 4 жыл бұрын

" When the Moon comes over the mountain...." --- Kate Smith

@Umbra_Magna777 3 жыл бұрын

My best friend got me into this show and I’m so glad she did! It always manages to make me crack a smile, especially Dorothy’s sarcasm. 😂

@gregorybowman3081 4 жыл бұрын

No, Rose, at a pie eating contest.

@ninosimone Жыл бұрын

Dorothy was my favorite and when she passed away my heart was broken .🕊

@yacobeinauan9533 7 ай бұрын

RIP

@SnakeandBake1 2 жыл бұрын

I grew up watching reruns of golden girls and I’m pretty sure Dorothy is the reason I’m so sarcastic

@sephiroth2121 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO! Dorothy takes me all the time with her remarks! They are all hilarious and Golden Legends! Wish we can get more shows like these nowadays!

@heavenboundsonliibaan52 4 жыл бұрын

👼🏻Rest in Peace in Heaven Bea Arthur 👼🏻❤️😘❤️🤗💕🕊️

@LatinFratGuy1 4 жыл бұрын

When Rose decides to learn Spanish and only speaks Spanish in the house. Rose "Si" Dorothy "Gee Rose if I closed my eyes I'd swear i was in Ecuador!"

@maurodiaz8989 3 жыл бұрын

Dorothy was definitely my favorite one ❤️

@alexkersh5138 4 жыл бұрын

Dorothy is my spirit animal!

@adamjustadam 4 жыл бұрын

When I was looking for the ketchup my mom asked me what I was doing and I said the “Little man in the fridge” line and she laughed.

@silverscorpio24 3 жыл бұрын

"She colonized life on Venus." 🤣🤣

@PupRiku 3 жыл бұрын

"sun beats down on your fanny"... *laughs in British*

@cannedmusic 4 жыл бұрын

"That little floozy stole Blanche's clothes..."

@EphemeralProductions 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@frenchyontravel 2 жыл бұрын

RIP the girls 🖤🥀🥀🥀🥀❤️

@eileengowlak1883 4 жыл бұрын

They are the best!! I watch the reruns all the time.

@RR-nv9lj 3 жыл бұрын

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE THE GOLDEN GIRLS!

@everforward8651 3 жыл бұрын

I'm always smiling when I watch The Girls.

@jenniferfriedlander5450 2 жыл бұрын

I can watch this over and over again

@j2forew974 3 жыл бұрын

“It’s like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen! 😂🤣😂🤣.” I’m about on the floor!

@zeltzintlachinolli2806 4 жыл бұрын

I wish I had a Dorothy for a wife

@Marchant2 4 жыл бұрын

And a Maude for a sister, right?

@Marchant2 4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Swain only an insecure man is afraid of strong, intelligent women.

@zacharywood9416 4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Swain ah yes, REAL men like a boobie slap a woman for TALK me like that

@eduardo_corrochio 2 жыл бұрын

Dorothy's memory about her grandma in the wheelchair needs that final bit where Dorothy fools Rose about seeing "a go-cart with two really big back wheels" after grandma was missing. Love that part.

@TheRoguishOne Жыл бұрын

LMAO! That was a brilliant exchange! D: Rose, she was 94 when I was 6! She died, you idiot! R: How did she die? D: You know, we're not sure. One night, she left in her wheelchair and never came back. The next day, the neighborhood kids had a go cart with 2 really big back wheels. 😂

@joanasousa8096 4 жыл бұрын

My fav golden girl, forever and always ❤

@tammieshaffer6665 4 жыл бұрын

I always liked watching the Golden Girls. I liked Sophia and Dorothy when they would be sarcastic towards Rose and Blanche.

@Cruzan9 2 жыл бұрын

"It's like having Agatha Cristie right here in our kitchen." While I can appreciate the sarcasm that there is an insult to Ms. Christie. LOL 😂😂😂

@toddbeaton1512 4 жыл бұрын

the golden girls are so amazing

@SebisRandomTech 4 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad TV Land learned from the mistakes of older videos and got rid of that annoying background music. Thanks guys!

@DIETRICHCICCONE 4 жыл бұрын

She can skip the East wing Rose 😂😂😂

@rocco... 3 жыл бұрын

The character of Dorothy rivals Edith as one of the all time greats on tv.

@DisneyMarkUK 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I love you TV Land, thank you for being a friend

@deventhomas21 4 жыл бұрын

Travel down the road and back again😉

@lonelyintp8225 4 жыл бұрын

Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a comforter

@aileenblas7669 4 жыл бұрын

And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me.

@bahma810 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for being a frienddddd

@ME-vr1qi 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Bea Arthur for ... well helping me get though life, your right Bea! F them all! ⭐️♥️🌺

@bobbeaumont324 4 жыл бұрын

PETER PARKER I far prefer Bea & Rue’s hairstyles from Maude, and Bill & Conrad were great as the respective husbands but these characters were funny as well.

@KitKat-jk3pl 4 жыл бұрын

1:26 No Rose at a pie eating contest🤣🤣🤣

@jerrywhidby. 2 жыл бұрын

RIP Betty.

@queenmontano585 4 жыл бұрын

Her chanel earrings! (Eulogy/pie eating contest scene)

@Alma_Gertrude 3 жыл бұрын

"Eisenhower used less chalk planning D Day!"

@saraoverkamping8143 4 жыл бұрын

That show wouldn't be the same without Dorothy and Sophia... 😊

@tiffanywilson4318 2 жыл бұрын

Dorothy was always my favorite. I want to be just like her when I grow up.

@AI-hx3fx 2 жыл бұрын

Even Bea Arthur's eyes stare daggers at people (mostly Rose/Betty).

@fallfestivities486 2 жыл бұрын

They are tearing down mattress world.😂😂😂

@BillSmith-fo9jj 2 ай бұрын

This is the most comedy show ever l enjoyed watching. Exspecially with my grandmother

@crypticghost21 Ай бұрын

It may have taken 21 years for me to find the golden girls. But I'm so happy I found them. Mainly because of Dorothy's sas. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@deventhomas21 4 жыл бұрын

Oh Dorothy my girl😂❤

@Stephen1234-co8cj Ай бұрын

There willnever be another Golden Girls

@sarbear9894 2 жыл бұрын

An absolute classic! Thanks for all those wonderful lines, the perfect comedic timing. Love this show, then and now.

@donnalynpompper4308 2 жыл бұрын

"They're tearing down Mattress World!"

@olderyoungerdude 3 жыл бұрын

Dorothy can cut you up with her stares & looks, before she even says a word.

@JustChill_1031 14 күн бұрын

If I was lucky enough to have a friend who's as masterfully sarcastic as Dorothy, I'd have a field day every single day of my life while pretending to be Rose 🤣🤣

@bubujooestes1499 4 жыл бұрын

The real GOLDEN GIRLS. Can we get another show like this in these days???

@mellowyellow415 2 жыл бұрын

And who do you see when you look at me Blanche, Joe Pepitone? 😂🤣

@bobbeaumont324 4 жыл бұрын

Funny! 0:07: I find out you can cook baked Alaska locally. 0:12: And Mars bars are made here on Earth. 1:15: She colonized life on Venus. 1:20: Have you ever given a eulogy? 1:26: No, Rose at a pie eating consist. 2:31: Beneath that thin veneer of superficiality is an even thinner veneer. 3:37: Oh my God, Rose what did you do on Father’s Day?

@valerierodzo 2 жыл бұрын

The mars bars is my favorite

@476233 3 ай бұрын

I love how Rose’s dumb questions and comments clash and crash and burn against Dorothy’s wit and sarcasm. Such perfect writing!! 😂

@johnteill_ 4 жыл бұрын

She was so damn awesome

@shellz_2135 3 жыл бұрын

NOT NOW MA!!!! … My absolute favorite from Dorothy 😂😂😂

@caroledwards3289 Жыл бұрын

Dorothy is my favorite. She gets all the good lines.

@no_handle_required 2 жыл бұрын

It's nice to watch stuff like this to remind us of when tv didn't suck.

@madisonfreeman6386 4 жыл бұрын

“When they defrost Walt Disney” hmm interesting 👀

@allaboutbeebo4092 3 жыл бұрын

THAT WAS CLEVER 😭😭🤚🏻

@charmrussell138 2 жыл бұрын

“Omg rose what did you do on Father’s Day”😂😂

@MsBadJedi 3 жыл бұрын

Before Chandler Bing, there was Dorothy! I gotta watch this show

@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 жыл бұрын

The writers on The Golden Girls were geniuses and the girls could deliver their lines brilliantly making this partnership an eminent sui generis‼️‼️❤️