I asked my wife if she wanted to watch two hours of me talking. She responded unequivocally “no”.

KZfaq actually noticed the successes of Doug's stories and sent us the feedback that we should have more car stories that use the word "scam."

“My corvette is best corvette because my name isn’t on the title” had me crying 😂

"Jiffy is not getting spiffy if you get my drifty" Lost it. Funniest thing I've heard in ages.

Hearing your story about Corvette owners gave me a smile and a story to share . Twenty years ago I was involved with a group of Street Rodders and we would hold a annual car show , each year it got larger and larger and our last year we had over 600 cars there . There was a $20.00 entry fee and each driver would get a goodie bag filled with items donated by local businesses , two free tickets for a barbecue lunch , door prizes , and free judging and trophies for classes . The last year I was contacted by a guy who had a local corvette club and asked if he got his members to attend the event would we waver the $ 20.00 entry fee so visitors could see the high level corvettes on display . I said no but they would still be welcome , he then asked if we had a Corvettes only class for judging . I said not currently but if he brought at least 10 cars we would have one ( I would just need to buy an additional trophy ) . During the day of the show 9 of the club members showed up . We had 3 regulars who drove Corvettes so we had a total of 12 to judge . During the registration several of these drivers were upset that they had to pay the registration fee but agreed if we found them an area where they could park together and still be on the main walkway . After getting some Rodders to move their cars to help us out , we satisfied them . We had a D. J. who played mostly 50's and 60's music because of the age of the car owners . We received one complaint on the music and two complaints on the lunch . You guesses it the Corvette guys . We used 4 judges who would also judge local " World Of Wheels " shows , so they were very good . After the Corvettes were judged the leader came up to me furious because there was only one class . He yelled that there needed to be at least 4 different model classes and trophies needed to be give to the top three in each class . Luckily I had ordered extra trophies in case of any disagreements with the judging . Yes every Corvette there got a trophy . At the end of the day as everyone was leaving and thanking us for the event one of the Corvette guys stopped and took the time to come over and tell me that this was the worst event he had ever attended . There is no way in hell I would do a Corvette car show .

'... it must be the fiberglass fumes that make Corvette guys so hard to deal with...' 😂🤣

So on Corvette owners: I ran my own tow company for almost 5 yrs. Towed for another company before that for about the same. Well I managed to tow for almost every nice mechanic shop in town and some not so nice. ;) So our local hot rod shop kicked me a lot of business and one day sent me Corvette that was broke down on the side of the road here in town. I dispatch my rollback with my second best driver who has a tonne of experience. He shows up and the wife is on the side of the road in tears and the husband is holding her and my driver is concerned and checks in and asks whats wrong? Was there an accident, etc.... Hubby: No she just hates that the car has to get torn up. Driver: Why is it getting torn up? This shop is amazing they produce show quality hot rods. They can handle this basic Corvette. Hubby: No she means from the tow. Driver: Why would it get tore up being towed? Hubby: Well its a Corvette and we know they are the lowest factory cars ever produced, and it cant be towed without tearing up the bumpers. Driver (now smirking): Just hand me the keys and Ill show you how someone lied to you. Proceeds to pull the car up on the bed with sports traps and uses ramps to extend the bed and strap the cars wheels with the cloth straps, etc... She meets him at the shop and is just ELATED. She tips him $20 and is hugging him and the hubby and the shop owner are talking and the hubby tells the owner the story. Owner looks at hubby and says: Do you think I would have sent some moron after your car? Come on man, look around, I dont do crappy work and I dont deal with people that do.

Doug is a master at recalling and telling stories in a way that are interesting to listen to. Him, Ed, and the two Rob's are just about the only people that I could literally listen to talk for hours on end and not feel bored. I literally watched this whole video the whole way through LOL.

I love watching Doug lob Ed Bolian insults knowing Ed's the one behind the camera.

I own a trucking company,its amazing the amount of drivers and everyone else in this industry that think this is acceptable. You pickup on time and you deliver-on time and if you break down you get on the phone immediately.

Dang I’ve seen all of these but I’m still going to watch these again

0:00 The strange world of used Corvette sales 15:36 A teacher vandalized my ultra-rare Aston Martin 28:40 Exotic Car Shipping Nightmares 38:50 I was the car flipper manuracturers hate 46:22 Can I run a Nigerian scam on a car scammer 1:07:50 Cops keep trying to tow my exotic cars 1:18:00 I'm not laundering drug money I'm trying to buy a Craigslist Corvette 1:27:22 My craziest police encounters 1:38:50 5 Car scams so good even dealers get screwed 1:52:17 The worst car to buy your teenager is an ex-cop car

Two hours of car stories? That is the perfect way to start my Saturday morning!

His crown vic story gets me everytime😂

4:22 This is the best RCR impression I've ever heard. I mean, it's the *_ONLY_* RCR impression I've ever heard, but that doesn't diminish the spot-freakin'-on-ness of it.

That´s not the Doug I expected

Holy crap 2 hours flew by. Love those car stories.

"Still a little too clean for Ed." I got a good long laugh out of that.

“Not including Bitcoin” 1500$ in Bitcoin 4 months ago would’ve been legendary lol

I'm not a mechanic of any kind. I like cars and appreciate the people that do excellent work which is a lost art being taken over by computers. More than that I love Doug's clean stories in the car world. May the good Lord bless you in all your endeavors and give you success.

Two hours in, Doug’s stories never get old. He just rocks.

the joy when I realized this is 2hr long

Doug: my corvette is best corvette because it has a matching "boat"

Good old “educators that sealcoat “

if you don't hit the like button and you trip and fall tomorrow, it will be your own Asphalt

That’s all on you at the end of the day, and I mean it in a respectable way. You always go look at whatever, car, boat, plane, train etc. in person before any money exchanges hands.

9:17 dry wall screws 😂😂

Hearing Doug having a growing invincible complex sounds like a dangerous combo.

I’ve been bamboozled this isn’t daddy Doug Demuro!

"flipping an allocation" also known as scalping.

I always loved the first story on the list number 10 when he keeps roasting ed

15:21 “Leisure trip with his favorite Hooters waitress” LMAO! These subtle insults are gold, and Corvette owners will never get it.

listening to your stories, i was quickly reminded why i left the car business, you meet alot of good people, but you also meet just as many horribly sketchy/shady folks. Great stories, excellent job with telling them, and even better advice from personal experiences. Good Stuff and good work.

110% true about vette owners.

You definitely did the right thing getting the detail shop to go ahead and clean the car. Even though the sealer was CLEARLY at fault, you still have the responsibility to mitigate damages.

Love to put this on in the shop, the humor keeps me from cussing at stuck bolts😂

"So, we used the cops to intimidate him..."

Best two hours spent in a while! Great collective of stories!!

I like that “my corvette is the best cuz names not on the title” 😂

Congratulations for coming out. Took a lot of courage. Doesn't seem polite to be the exact person you're trying to shame. I know its a 2 year old video but algorithm sent me here and I wish it hadn't.

Excellent stories Doug, love you and Ed. Vinwiki is always great!

Probably one of the best youtube stories ever, any of us enthusiasts have similar ones to share. I will get a beer next time when starting to watch these

As a real-life Hollywood stuntman, I'm gonna let you in on a secret... I lock-out the e brake lever with a little U-clamp. I know other guys use a small vice grip. However, vice grips pop off if your knee pad hits it. Have a blast, safely.

I have to work on Saturday and listening to this is a great way to pass the time.

Blowing insulation. Perfect 2 hour video

Just realized Doug called out streetspeed717 in the first story 😂😂

Man , awesome story telling , I can watch this all day

"It'll be your own asphault" 😭

"it will be your own asphalt"😂😂

Great stories, love you guys, keep up the good content!

“ It will be Your own ass phault” lmfao made me spit my coffee out!

I'm a new subscriber and man these stories are great I could watch them all day.

This Doug is the best Doug

Doug the type of guy to be a different Doug than I thought before selecting this video.

I could watch these forever! Time goes by and.... Sponge Bob announcer voice: "Two hours later." One hour, fifty nine minutes and twenty three seconds to be exact. Add to: List Of Things To Pass The Time On A Graveyerd Shift"

Stop wondering where your car is and fit them with a gps tracker when you ship them. You can have real time location and follow it on your laptop and even get texts anytime it sits idle for any period of time. It costs $20 to have unit mailed back when car reaches destination. The piece of mind a tracker gives you is priceless.

Love how the two guys with the best T-shirt game on KZfaq are both named Doug!

We didn't even have to ask, yet we were blessed with this magnificent video with 2 hours of gold.

Good punchline for the teacher vandal.

I did not expect an RCR reference here at 4:20. Mr. Regular also used to walk around car shows going "rare!" "rare!" "future classic!"

Ed, you GOTTA bring on Mr. Regular!!!

Well I of course had stolen the cones but it was the night before had me dying

GREAT stories Doug. gotta be honest I couldn’t even pause it for a bathroom break. thanks for sharing

Took me until almost the end to realize how strong the light was on the back of his head that his ears were glowing red 😂😵

Good to hear Mr. Demuro give us stories behind the cars he reviews

10 - 00:00 9 - 15:39 8 - 28:41 7 - 38:53 6 - 46:24 5 - 1:07:49 4 - 1:18:02 3 - 1:27:22 2 - 1:38:51 1 - 1:52:18

In the 80's and 90's I worked for a company in OKLAHOMA that made tire bead wire. In that period we were the sole supplier to the Goodyear Plant in Lawton OKLAHOMA, where all of the Corvette OEM tires were made. (Tire beadwire is what keeps your tires from falling off of the wheel as you are screaming through that corner). We would take our employees on tour there and the guys at Lawton said a trainload of tires left Lawton every day ( at that time their daily output was around 60, 000 tires per day) and would be loaded with Corvette tires bound for the Corvette plant at Bowling Green. I was also present in the Bridgestone/Firestone plant in OKC when they callendered the rubbers for the tires they were going to make their re-entry into Indy and F! with. They were so stoked as were we as we also made the bead reinforcement for those tires! We also made the bead wire component for the Space Shuttle as well as for US fighter aircraft tires.

I had a lowered 89 ranger as my first vehicle and learned that e-brake maneuver as well.

Holy cow, I just realized that Doug's dealership is only one town away from me

this was a very entertaining video hearing all these stories lol

I subconsciously listened to the whole video! Realized when I woke up from my nap and checked the KZfaq app.

You caught corvette-19. When I was working in a body shop I got a chance to drive a couple C7 ZO6 and they are monsters, loved every minute when I was able to drive them.

I watch the video for ten minutes then realised the video is 2 hours long.

Doug is my favorite car story teller. Keep em' coming!

There’s something so pleasing bout this dudes voice.

I had a charger as a rental car in college. Me and my friends loved to go sit in the median and take off after cars to see what they'd do. Funny enough i became a cop about 5 years later

Doug always has the best stories for VINwiki

Just like every e39 bmw is 1 of 100 with this color with these seats and the cold weather package lmao

The lack of trucking regulation understanding here is HILARIOUS. No one guarantees delivery on a specific day because it is impossible to control every aspect of a crosscountry shipment. There is traffic, road closures, breakdowns etc. And on top of all of that CDL drivers have a finite amount of driving time and shift time.

I’ve watched this a few times, always a good watch

The correct Doug!

Oh this is perfect for this morning. Thanks y'all

The asphalt pun made me spit my orange juice out. Thank you for that doug!!

I had the much cheaper equivalent of the wrong/expired tag story. I went to pick up a 1975 BMW 2002 that I was purchasing for $800 (this was in 1999). It barely ran, but would make the 30 minute drive home. So my friend and I go to get it, and we slap on a tag from my 1970 Porsche 911T, a car that was almost always in the shop. I get pulled over and the cop tells me the tag is not for that car. I say "oh right! Well I own a garage and we must have inadvertently gotten the two tags mixed up. Sorry about that, we're almost home!" He let me go with a warning. My friend was almost always with me when we had various run-ins with police, and I ALWAYS got out without jail, a ticket at worst but not even that most of the time. We still laugh about it to this day.

It's always fun to hear scalpers and scammers on vinwiki tell stories about how they got ripped off by other scalpers and scammers.

This will be a road trip download for sure, it'll make 8 hours seem a little shorter

I love the stories man! Awesome stuff lol

Great video compilation, doug always has good stories

This is NOT the Doug I was looking for.

I’m corvette owner and he’s right lol

the digs at ed get me everytime 😂

Doug looks like someone who is actually expecting you to fuck something up in some way so he can then unleash his "do you know who i am" power

I love this guy

Who else thought he meant Doug DeMuro ?

As someone trying to buy a vette, your description of vette sellers is right on the money

That teacher should watch out, that seal-coating incident could have ended up on his permanent record. 🤷🏻‍♂️

4:20 Regular Car Guy impression is on point.

I need that shirt!

“Reasonably reliable, for a British car.” 😆

Mad respect. Love these stories. The Monopoly money and Bible track was outstanding.