It’s an honest review

How about both

Hey there

WE LOVE YOU DADDY, NO ONE IS UPSET

Hi Doug, Love from India

Activate "ELECTROCUTION MODE!"

Lmao😂

FART SOUND. PPPPPHHHTT

Join yang gang 2020

This is an epic comment.

That's how much new stuff we have

Big sloppy farts in my undies

Hahaha, his got no control

Ure dumb shut up

@Macro Economics allowed what? U can say like anything on here

@Macro Economics oh ya. Elon is just smart and knows that all of these features will draw more attention to the cars and get people more interested. Even if it is simple as a fart noise😂

@GEORGE TRUMP "women do not find farts funny" You REALLY think that's the ONLY reason it can be used? What about if you're alone? Or if you're having a good time with the boys?

@Marco Deo You must not know very many women then... That, or the women you know just happen to be extremely uptight and have no sense of humor whatsoever. I'm guessing they buy into the self-image society tells them they should have, where they don't have all the same bodily functions that all human beings do (women shouldn't get dirty/don't poop/fart etc.).

@Marco Deo ... That seriously sounds like a real case of paranoia, maybe even paranoid schizophrenia. I would seriously suggest you take her to see a psychologist, or set up a virtual meeting with the webcam on your end turned off and covered with something, since she doesn't like being seen. That level of effort is far more than stereotypical feminine shyness. While there are a lot of women that are stereotypically shy, germophobic and dainty, there are also many women that are tomboyish, unafraid of getting dirty and assertive. In general I just don't think any group of people should be talked about as though they are all the same and have the same views, habits, etc.

lool

Does it come with ludicrous mode?

Chee woh Chaw Tesla doesn’t do ludicrous mode any more only sport

I decline the option

It comes with more quirks and features

Yeah I thought that was dumb as fuck. Why would you implement silly games that are destroying your actual tires, lol

Sublime why would tyres get destroyed lol

@@khansa2215 I'm not going to answer stupid questions.

@@Partyaap050 They can also be played with regular xbox controllers

@@Partyaap050 I though the same. I foresee lots of flat spots on front tires. You'd think that they'd find a way to electronically disconnect the steering while gaming. And if it's running the electric assist, then it's also depleting the battery that much faster.

RagingRaptor I does

Thiss

True, Doug's manner of speaking has become a caricature of how he used to talk. In his older videos he actually sounded like a normal human being.

Years from now on: *THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS*

ThhiIiss

Thought I'd miss the dials behind the steering wheel, but now I can't stand having too look through the spokes of the wheel on other cars anymore... The placement to the right is always visible and works surprisingly good!

I think so too. But then again I can usually feel my speed really well. I don't mind glancing over but everyone has different ability to shift focus near and far.

@@MrGudim honestly, same. I really thought they were compromising with that screen off to the right. I simply don’t miss whatsoever, having a look through my steering wheel.

It truly is a blast. You can't help but yell a little

i thought for sure the wheel movement would be disabled when playing games, well they should fix that imo

Yes, but it’s not possible due to safety issues I think. Even when hacking the car, it should turn when you turn the wheel. By implementing a way to disconnect the steering wheel movement from the actual wheels, you are making the car unsafe. Even when the software doesn’t allow you to play the game when driving. Computers can do weird things sometimes when people mess with them

Very true! Flat spot your tires by playing video games while not even moving! Does Tesla at least give you the option to play them with a wireless controller?

@@ryanchristensen1799 There were a few control options displaying when he first displayed the games.

Hilarious!

"This" is perfectly acceptable to begin a sentence. "And" and "but" should not begin a sentence... except of course for this exact sentence I just typed.

Not even a single time has an English teacher ever said not to start a sentence with “this”...

spiralnapkin there are acceptable circumstances in which you can use the term “and” to begin a sentence

MrBLAAHHHHHHHHHHH Seriously. I've never heard of this before..

@@spiralnapkin The reason you were taught that is because as a kid, if they didn't tell you that then you'd start every sentence with "and," "but," "so," and so on.

It's a good looking car

Model Y and X is ugly

@@PP-xs7hu X is beautiful imo. You can tell they purposely designed the X and S to be significantly more pretty and that’s a little annoying to me.

Model X is hideous looking but s is best

Agreed! The main thing I didn't like at first was the flat grill but imo it looks better as teslas are getting more common. I see atleast 11+ teslas everytime I go out. Also trying to convince my dad 2 get one bc of the 20% drop in price + the 7.5k tax credit.

People's children are literally leaving black spots on the garage floors because of this game.

It disconnects while the game is being played.

@@glass6160 did you not watch the video?? 9:30 he specifically mentions and shows the wheels moving with the steering in the game

@@glass6160 Can it tho? I thought it was mandatory that there is some sort of mechanical connection from the steering wheel to the wheels of the car, so that if all else fails, you can still turn, just as it is mandatory to have two independent direct links from your brake pedal to the brakes of the car.

@@balsoft01 It cannot disconnect.

And you literally have to imagine this, because you wouldn't "roll up to a mechanic" but file a bug report in your app and then it'd probably get fixed with an OTA update.

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

@@matthiasgrutzner9768 No shit you ever heard of a joke?

@@aSLOTHx I found the comment to be enlightening and unproblematic. The joke wasn't hurt by the comment imo! Have a nice day.

LOL - that's hilarious!

Doug is the type of guy to trick his passengers into thinking that he farted with a Tesla.

What’s an app?

Well, no jet packs either.

Priorities

Can you imagine a world where we could make fart noises in our flying cars?

And he still didn't cover all its quirks and features! lol

The thing about his videos are: most of them are on the gadgety infotainment system. NOT on the actual quality of the car but that's the thing about new cars: they are literally crap underneath but hey, look at the pretty screen! I can play video games....(car won't last 100,000 miles) who cares? I can play video games!!!!

And we still watch the whole video.. amazing.. I like how he doesnt make a 10min video for best monetization, yet if we all watch 34min videos till the end its that much better for monetization.. amazing hehe

@@muskokamike127 car rated for 1 million miles. Same motor as used in their semi. Everything is over-engineered in this thing; it's built like a tank and is the safest car on the road. Oh, and it plays video games, Netflix, KZfaq, and gets constant improvements.

Good

and a big powerbank....

Handika 733 yo that’s actually funny never thought about it like that lol 💀💀

Yo, my gamer chair came with a tablet and a car. 😂

Literally the most expensive knock-off version of mario cart ever

Like $65,000 tablet.

"Doug mode' in case you left Doug in the car, lol

With the wheels moving too 🤣

Trevor W plus Dry Steering is bad for the tires

JIMMY! Stop playing the Tesla! The bald spots are killing the ride.

Exactly what happened to me... Waiting in a supermarket carpark for my kids to finish shopping, started beachbuggy racing... Guy pulled up next to me and asked if I was OK or should he call an ambulance. (I'm nearly 70, so he probably thought I was having some kind of seizure.)

@@TagmakersCoUk that's hilarious

Exactly my thought

Hack: Increase sensitivity.

Park front wheels on grass for playing games, works well.

Expert hack Park front tires on fast food plastic trays

I don’t understand any of these comments

Sold my Seat Leon Cupra 280 DSG and bought a Model S P85D, not missing the Cupra one bit, and I considder myself a proper car guy. It's really strange.

Teslas are pretty unreliable tho

@@harjatalonen3467 145k before I actually had something break on mine. A wire in one of the door handles.

Oh I’m getting this bitch. And I’m from a town that ain’t having it.

The philosophy of Tesla is be a jackass, and act like you're better than everyone else because you drive a Tesla. It's the US equivalent of a Jaaaag in Europe.

Not the only one my friend. Doug is a pretty quirky guy himself

*One of his many quirks and features

jweebs1986 I’ve seen a lot of baby boomers from the east coast use capital letters when writing

Lol I was thinking that too. One of Doug's many quirks and features.

And who write the word 'S' from bottom to top

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Wtf 😂😂😂😂

I didn’t know Tesla’s had an engine, that’s crazy

Its just an edit to the ecu. Nothing new but interesting nonetheless.

Get a stage 2 tune in your ECU and you'll get the same result in an ICE.

@@tiborklein5349 yeah but I bet you'd have to go through a whole lot of BS (and probably a lot of money) but this one allows you to just "update" the thing from a wi-fi

Ddarke11 *T* *H* *I* *S*

@Key Li wtf who asked you?

does doug have a real job?

@@bbqpat1 he owns a company i think

and he does a "S" from bottom to top!

Douglas Bennett insanity

Is this an inside joke or something?

@@douglasbennett8184 that's pretty efficient

loucas 10:50

Shots were fired and you won the war.

Yeah there are new features every few weeks. Not to mention that they’re all applied retroactively so the car he reviewed 2 years ago has all of these features

or someone is having a heart attack in the back seat so you decide to set it to fart in their vicinity

Pretty sure it turns off every time you put it in Park.

As a Tesla owner, I completely disagree. We love these cars precisely BECAUSE they don't slap us in the face as we drive. There are no face slaps of any kind - no service visits, not stinky gas station visits, no fluid changes, no spark plug changes, no nothing. Just incredible performance and comfort, unbelievable tech, and ultimately it's Car 2.0. THAT is why we love them. Doug's comment implies that we are somehow blind to any kind of problem with the vehicle because we are somehow brainwashed. The only people who could voice such crap are those who don't live with such amazing cars. The fact that he can giggle like a schoolgirl with how the car handles and still come back to slap it and the owners is annoying.

@@ColinFox actually talking about service visits, setup is through app and THEY come TO YOU for most of the issues. You don't even have to come to car if you don't want to, can unlock over the air from comfort of your couch

@1% Evan Ł not everyone has access to a v10 Evan

We have one flying car

@@marvin6119 if it's flying then it's not a car anymore

Modified Honda Civics fart. Have been for years.

Balint Fauszt cats farted in the 80s, it’s called back fire, no high tech needed for that fart sound.

@@rlopez2626 Pretty sure cats have been farting for millions of years, some more than others, depending on their diet.

letslike15 lol true

The Model S P100D was in Forza Horizon 3, but sadly not in 4.... or any other racing game after that.. makes me a bit sad.

letslike15 stupid f’n comment

Hmm maybe the supra would be selling better if they did

Lol, @letslike15 I think Mad Mike from Pimp My Ride is employed by Tesla. "We know you like race cars, so we put a race car in your race car"!

Don't forget the Full Self Driving option. Especially if you have a wife, you'll thank me later. (Lower trims also have Fart Mode, too.)

@@EMichaelBall but if your alone then its fine right? hehe

That's what you're paying $50,000 for

@@taylorgalloway2579 Then it's still a great hedge against depreciation.

Fahrt Mode.... ja was, grützi, dat is doch normal....

Matthew Nelson 3 seconds and under is a 10

Matthew Nelson why would that get a 10 when a faster 0-60 car gets a 9?

the practicality should have been at least a 7 IMO

@@princeroyal195 it should be a hatchback or at least sportsback

@@sir_booty_cakes According to Drag Times vbox it can do 2,9xx since the update, so yeah.. They were doing 3s times before that, which is 0.2s better than promised. So the score should definitely be a 10.

Waiting for the Plaid

*doggy style and all dat*

Give her treats when she does her tricks.

Bruh

I used the fireplace icon to do it doggy stile on my wife

Bruh.... That's like you've said "Bitch mode" WTF? xD

The model S is already around since 2013

I'm going to text and ask him.

But he could review the newest Raven edition with new suspension. You can´t compare that to 2013 model.

And he talks about the steering wheel and mirror adjustment again.

And all it is is just the screen lol

Agreed

Ringtones for cars lmfao

If it includes a 1000cc superbike noise, I'm in!

Steam engine mode!

angahcoleify they are doing that for cyber truck I think

Noah Peinzelye hotcheston lmaooooo

And orders diesel version

Doug will buy cold air intake for tesla

The type of guy that installs a turbo on a Taycan

Doug's the type of guy to pull into a full service gas station in his tesla just to fuck with the guys......

2ndddded

Truth

Gimmicks don't get bonus points

HK that’s how you know the ceo actually cares about humanity if he can meme with us

@@uuuu260 This. Nice change from suited up 172 year-old farts disconnected from our quadrant of the galaxy.

Streight to the point 🤣

accelerator

They called it the “torque pedal” when I test drove one 😂

e-ccelerator

Whats kinda funny is that "gas pedal" is also wrong... its really the "air pedal" lol.

Oh no.

Satan Oh YEAH!

Free candy

bruh

@@skswig1 do you ship it? My mom says I can only spend $2.

XDDDD

Fart settings: doug fart

You can tell by the look on his face that mode was his favorite feature.

its under warranty for the first 4 years but you can find them used on eBay for less than $500.

@@TheMadmax0609 wow that's not bad at all.

but if u get it fixed at tesla dealership its like 1k

Having been into automotive stuff since the 1990s Ive seen people worry about repairs and modding every time new tech hits, but people always find a way and often it is better. Tuning cars with a laptop is a dream compared to a carb for instance. I do hope Tesla gets better on right to repair issues though.

Wait what? It's not on their website.

@@SideOfHustle it's not on the website, it would need testing and recertification. It is true though, several YT videos showing the difference between the software versions and someone hit 2.9 to 60.

Gore Limey holy shit. I’m setting up a test drive with the Tesla store then. That’s insanely good

@@SideOfHustle needs to have software 2019.36.2.1 and above 70% battery to have all the power. Also the performance version (Performance >Long Range >Standard Range Plus). Highly recommend a drive regardless, especially if you've never driven a Tesla. I have the SR+ and love it.

Gore Limey Thanks. I’m coming from a mustang GT so I’m ready to have my world rocked. 2.9 will make my mustang feel like a rowboat.

Even better than predicted! Lol Those poor suckers from back then never imagined we would have cars this advanced!

2022 Porsche will top this by 'passing gas' into its "Turbo" electric drive system.

Woah there that font trick caught me off guard.

😂😂😂😂😂

How many people made a comment almost identical to this one? I counted 6 so far, it's about 1 in every 10 comments as you scroll down so it must be about 700 people or so...

You mean like Germany just did? twitter.com/Tesla/status/1194708409251069952?s=19

@Finn G 50.000 car with 500 horse power and no need to change oil and put gas in it ! so it is basically 80.000 car for 40.000

Most bang for buck? Tendency to overheat, only fast from 0-60, mediocre interior as you know it from a Kia, electric issues nobody talks about etc.? Yeah no.

Establishment Disliker nahhhh corvette c8 the best

@@LILOCW This is gonna be the common theme in the automotive world in 2020. I've never been a Corvette fan, but I'm getting a C8 as soon as I'm able. That car is quite literally a game changer

different types of cars that happen to be around the same speed. you get into a performance car you kind of expect issues, its low so may be harder to get in and out of, features removed to save weight, normally 2 seaters so not good for main family car and so on. the model 3 is a family car (that happens to be quick) but you still want the family comfort features

@@vapour80 but the mcclaren gt is supposed to be just that....a gt (grand tourer). With that being the case, the first guy has a valid point that's hard to argue.

AdamG1983 😂😂😂

Don't forget the fart mode.

Not even a P100D

Ikr

Yeah the car he drove 2 years ago? Has all the software now unless it's been off this whole time.

nope not all because some don't have full autopilot hardware or don't have autopilot hardware i think 2.5 or higher.

No they don't. Any Tesla Model S or X built before March 2018 is not getting any of the games or other new cool features because "their computers are too old".

Model 3s do get almost all of these features, except Track Mode which is only available on a Model 3 Performance. The Model 3 has actually gotten even better since this review was completed as Tesla delivered a 5% power boost and improvements to everyday driving (one pedal driving) via an OTA software update. The one that Doug reviewed didn't have this update yet.

What features? Oh, you mean the gimmicks...

Does it describe every quirk and feature of the car on a generic voice? 😂😂

😂

There is a joe mode

@@judsonchatham5102 and uri

@@Tazman55x yeah 🤣 imagine buing any new car and Doug's voice would be the guide to every quirk and feature of it. 'Pull handle to close door'

Hamza k found that plus the 6 on practically as very odd. It’s almost like he was trying to deliberately hold the score down.

It’s stacked ranked vs all cars, how do you think this car compares to a Senna? 6 makes sense, it’s high for this class

M3 CS got a 7 so stfu

@@devilsrighthandman769 understand where you're coming from, but isn't it pointless to compare his system to any other? I mean, it is called the DOUG score... Hence, it's how Doug would rank a car in certain categories. No one has to agree with him.

@@Bwahahahahahahahahahaha I've owned the M3P for about a week now and unless you have a garage with a high amp charger, this thing he way less practical than an ICE vehicle.

Kinda wish you switch it to use Sauron's Eye too tho.

autopilot from wall e

@@LeglessWonder Suggest it to Elon, he might very well do on OTA update to allow various eyes designs ;) "I SEEEE YOUUUUU"

@@LeglessWonder Good idea!

So much of the car is software. Had ours almost 2 years now and the software updates keeps it feeling new

The world has gone mad. Once upon a time, a horse was a good vehicle to get around. It was 100% eco friendly. It warmed itself and was ready in any weather. It consumed 100% organic fuel. It returned beneficial substance back to the soil. It was self-summoning. It responded to voice command. It provided companionship, even loyalty. It refueled itself, for free as a matter of survival. It was all-terrain, going places no modern vehicle can go. It reproduced itself so younger up to date models replaced old models. It was mostly silent when in motion. It was able to move in deep snow, through a river, over a desert, over a mountain, through a valley. It could detect things the rider couldn't often see and avoid them. It could communicate with other horses when necessary, and did not risk collision. All of this without coal plants, oil wells, foundaries, mineral mines, charging stations, paved roads, sonar, radar, motion detection, facial recognition, satellite swarm, artificial intelligence, an army of corporations and supply chains, computer grid, and heated garages. And today people think an EV is the future.

Duh. Do u live in kentucky?

Lifted_Above horses are not 100% eco friendly my friend.

It means cars arent really cars anymore, all teslas specs are just for flexing purposes.

Robert Castillo didn’t you wanted it before? This is the best car you can buy man

@@samsung7633 it might be because I haven't watched a review of a Tesla, but I didn't know it had all these quirks and features, but now I do. Plus, I always thought it costed more.

@@robertcastillo1569 Well if you order it now you might receive it when your grand kids graduate from college.

@Elijah Rs Have fun waiting another year or two.

I took delivery of mine two weeks after I ordered it.

Without the gas

His eyes opened wide as he viewed the face of God on his way to meeting death by autopilot

I would more say a... sexual experience...

Not surprising, considering this Tesla 3 Performance has a 0-60mph time that matches the "Greatest Car Ever Made", the Mclaren F1, at 3.2 seconds.

@Catholic Firefighter I believe you can turn on the sound ... I think that's stupid, but apprently you can do it.

😀

DoomFinger511 😂😂😂

LOL

Lol

Doug's the kind of guy who drive a Toyota Prius flatout

W.M. Aslam - Author the car can also fart so that a plus

Meh the build quality just isn't there

@@xvor_tex8577 more cow bell?