Dreamer - The Cinema Snob
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4 жыл бұрынThe Cinema Snob sits through more melodrama mayhem! Behold the story of Dreamer (his name actually is Dreamer) and his inspirational quest of winning midwest bowling tournaments and qualifying for professional bowler status!
Tim Matheson stars in this 1979 drama.
Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
Theme: Rhymer-Man, Devin Letroy Powell
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@StonedGremlinProductions 4 жыл бұрын
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@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 4 жыл бұрын
Review The Asylum Trolland.
@ColeslawVariant 4 жыл бұрын
Sad Martin needs to be a meme.
@hacktormike3679 4 жыл бұрын
Requiem for a Dreamer
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism 4 жыл бұрын
That cross- promotion is god-tier, brad.
@Omar777i 4 жыл бұрын
Stoned Gremlin Productions Nice that you are showing Korey support!
@MrChaotic4 4 жыл бұрын
I want to sincerely apologize to Windy City. I'm sorry Windy City. I did not know you were just the tip of the iceberg.
@madizzle90 4 жыл бұрын
Saul did not die in vain.
@dustlandfairytale974 4 жыл бұрын
This movie feels like the few VHS tapes your grandparents had that you throw on because it’s either that or go outside
@monroeriddell5822 Жыл бұрын
I'd rather go outside!
@josh111888 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Alton. We got the movie we deserved.
@moviesquad73 4 жыл бұрын
I notice when ever a melodrama wins, it's either batshit insane (Independence Day, Until September) or it's completely dull and pointless ( Windy City, Dreamer) there's never an in between, and I prefer to keep it that way.
@samboujaiteh3331 4 жыл бұрын
If Rocky was lightning in a bottle... Dreamer is the exact opposite of that: a pickle in a blender. Dumb, but ultimately an incredibly boring thing to witness.
@Launchpad05 4 жыл бұрын
Proving that Stallone did it right while everyone else did it wrong.
@brianhebert6152 8 ай бұрын
Pickle in a Blender would make a good name for an early-10s indie pop band
@yogisie 4 жыл бұрын
I think people vote for these types of movies, just to see Brad get upset that he has to review these types of movies.
@SuperSwordman1 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry is that NOT how the poll is suppose to work?
@yogisie 4 жыл бұрын
SuperSwordman1 exactly
@SuperSwordman1 4 жыл бұрын
@@yogisie I was being sarcastic. I vote for these kind of movies, sometimes, mostly because of how fun the Cinema Snob reviews of them are. And yes, a lot of it comes from how Brad gets handling them.
@weeds526 4 жыл бұрын
The bowling episode of Malcolm in the Middle had better character development in twenty minutes
@EssexAggiegrad2011 4 жыл бұрын
I remember that episode. It's the one that goes back and forth with Lois and Hal taking them
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy 4 жыл бұрын
That’s in my Top 5 of the series!
@Launchpad05 3 жыл бұрын
The episode of 'That Girl' where Ann get's her toe stuck in a bowling ball was funnier than this.
@KarlosMorale 4 жыл бұрын
Dreamer: whoever wins, we lose.
@AnInsideJoke 4 жыл бұрын
I never thought that the Patreon crowd would actually pick it. I legit thought that "Dreamer" showing up as one of the choices was just going to become a long-running Snob meme.
@KarlosMorale 4 жыл бұрын
@@AnInsideJoke Brad probably thought that, too 🤣
@MrChaotic4 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the tagline to Alien vs Predator?
@madgang201 3 жыл бұрын
I like more “whoever wins, we’ll forget” lol
@liamdude5722 3 жыл бұрын
If you ain't first, you're last
@codyacker4040 4 жыл бұрын
I love that someone’s comment, in the poll on Patreon; was: “Oh god, it’s winning.” Just sums up the majority of how people probably felt when Dreamer actually won the poll; nothing but dread and depression.
@gonzaloegonzalez8106 4 жыл бұрын
2:40... His name is Dreamer because his parents were Drexel "The Dream" Hemsley fans. Yes, this movie is in "The Identical Universe"
@madizzle90 4 жыл бұрын
I buy it.
@shwahgamer 4 жыл бұрын
Accepted.
@MegaManXPoweredUp 2 жыл бұрын
What other movies are in the Dreamverse?
@CineMasterDamian 11 күн бұрын
The ICU
@Ash0512 4 жыл бұрын
The big lebowski is still the greatest bowling movie ever made
@reeart3614 2 жыл бұрын
My only argument would be Kingpin
@techmouse. Жыл бұрын
I guess the Flintstones movie isn't a bowling movie anymore.
@robo-nidai4236 4 жыл бұрын
I went into this movie with no expectations. And it somehow manages to not even live up to that.
@krystalfan 4 жыл бұрын
you know how you could make this movie better? make the main character a drunk with a hook hand and have his best friend be a giant 7'2 amish guy
@krystalfan 4 жыл бұрын
kingpin
@Tubbins82 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit Denver the Last Dinosaur! Collateral nostalgia!!
@Lost_One279 4 жыл бұрын
As a resident of the Alton area, I agree with Brad's disdain for the place
@woobiefuntime 4 жыл бұрын
I had bad coffee there.in the late 90s .
@thealchemist51 4 жыл бұрын
Not only am I happy that we get to see this today but I laughed so hard when I saw that my name appeared four times in the opening.
@charlottecorday8494 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this is a year old already. This is by far my favourite review of 2020!
@chroniclesofalivingdeadgirl 4 жыл бұрын
More of these please... SERIOUSLY!
@greenkoopa 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I get pleasure from the Snobs suffering 🤗
@chroniclesofalivingdeadgirl 4 жыл бұрын
@@greenkoopa I have to admit, the movie was really lame. Brad did so well making it more interesting. But I'll still go for this shiz. Let's go Brad!
@Godzilla52 4 жыл бұрын
"A film, so thrilling, it makes Uncut Gems look like Monster a Go-Go!" -Leonard Maltin....probably.
@MikePhalin 4 жыл бұрын
'Dream' is really just a sequel to 'Being There' where the President's failures stemming from following Chance's advice have left him destitute and desperately clinging to the success of a young bowler.
@darthnecrosis1705 4 жыл бұрын
No Dianne Wiest explosion? 0/10 stars.
@maeveriden8887 4 жыл бұрын
Maaaaaan, The Brood is RIFE with material...
@demh7823 4 жыл бұрын
"Breaking Away" a good sports movie about a dreamer from the Midwest also came out in 1979.
@ticklemyheart44 4 жыл бұрын
I love the movies that just piss off Snob so much!
@merrittanimation7721 4 жыл бұрын
I kept looking back at the time thinking I had been watching this video far longer than I thought I had. I can only imagine how boring it would be to watch the full runtime.
@TheAskTrixieChannel 4 жыл бұрын
"Music by Bill Conti"? *puts on shades* OKAY, EIGHTIES. GIMME WHAT YOU GOT.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 жыл бұрын
Come at me bro!
@CthulhuianBunny 4 жыл бұрын
When I saw the shot of him on the bus in at night with rock music in the background, for some reason my mind jumped to Wayne's World and thought "What? Is this movie set in Illinois, too?" and sure enough...
@Rob_Thorsman 4 жыл бұрын
"That's going up his ass!" Oooh, another episode of Will It Fit!
@nicklager1666 4 жыл бұрын
I consider kingpin to be a real strike when it comes to bowling features, this on the other hand is a 7-10 split. It does remind me a bit about cheers aswell with that intro. I have already figured out that Juan and Too are the features answer to Cliff and Norm.
@greenkoopa 4 жыл бұрын
2/10 would not bang
@Rob_Thorsman 4 жыл бұрын
Dreamer is Sam, Harry is Coach, main girl (forgot her name) is Diane, waitress is Carla, creepy rapist is Frasier. It's Cheers in a bowling alley!
@erniemendoza36 4 жыл бұрын
🎶Oh dream weaver I believe you can get me through the night Oh dream weaver I believe we can reach the morning light🎶🎶
@shwahgamer 2 жыл бұрын
When I took a web design class in high school we decided to make it a rule that we start every class by playing that song.
@sunshineholmes3487 4 жыл бұрын
Then Spider went back in time to 1885 and got Doc Brown blitzed on one of his "special cocktails".
@myname6482 2 жыл бұрын
That was after he gave up on tracking down The Incredible Hulk
@synchronizedelbow5702 4 жыл бұрын
This film is what happens when Eric Stratton didn't join Delta house to become "Otter", but joined Omega house to become "Dreamer".
@DeO316 4 жыл бұрын
No need to get upset, Snob. We got here for the Lebowski reference, we got it, we can leave happy.
@radiofuel2733 4 жыл бұрын
Could use more ashtrays
@Launchpad05 4 жыл бұрын
Denver, The Crazed Vietnam Hitch Hiking Dinosaur! He's my friend, and A whole lot more!
@DollyBelladonna 4 жыл бұрын
I'd watch that, rather than him being the last dinosaur
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 жыл бұрын
Gritty cartoon reboots be like.
@Launchpad05 3 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Funny enough, there actually was a 'Denver' reboot, but in CGI.
@attackofthetheeyecreatures3472 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the 70s only had porn, murder, and Mitchell.
@brandonbarker961 4 жыл бұрын
"Fuck Sol and double fuck Harry." Jeez these late 70s/early 80s melodramas sure have their heart in the right place
@dustinarmstrong1168 8 ай бұрын
Not to mention "Fuck Fake Sol" too.
@RobAGabor 4 жыл бұрын
Soup for One has Mrs. Kotter! I'm so looking forward to that!
@VoidNull9222 4 жыл бұрын
3:14 Denver the Last Dinosaur? Holy shit that’s a name I haven’t heard of in a long time....
@wingedhussar8552 4 жыл бұрын
Was there a point to this movie? I guy just bowls and gets into a fight with his girlfriend. What was accomplished?
@TheRealNormanBates 4 жыл бұрын
Winged Hussar _BOWLING!_
@Stoic_Lizard 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing. Nothing was accomplished.
@MKLettis 4 жыл бұрын
And his old mentor dies and he's just like "...well that sucks, i guess."
@megatron6713 3 жыл бұрын
Well................. ................pins were knocked over........
@augustwest5356 4 жыл бұрын
I've been away for a while but so glad I came back for this. It looked so painful.
@docsnake 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe The Brood only got 11 percent.
@emissaryofcharybdis105 9 ай бұрын
This movie desperately needed John Goodman pulling out a handgun on the lanes. "Dreamer, my friend... you're entering a world of pain."
@Joev. 7 ай бұрын
I kept expecting the theme song from the Greatest American Hero to start playing during this heartfelt cinematic masterpiece. 👍👍
@markelijio6012 3 ай бұрын
It only take two years later to start playing the theme - March 18, 1981.
@johnjsal 4 жыл бұрын
14:37 MOST...EPIC...CINEMA SNOB...QUOTE...EVER!
@stranget92 4 жыл бұрын
Needs more milkshakes
@blackstone777 4 жыл бұрын
10 minutes in and I'm "what is the point of this movie? Why? Why?" Meanwhile the poster of Windy City is behind you....Glaring....Mocking you...It's mocking you...
@RobDPostal 4 жыл бұрын
When I saw the poll last week, I thought it has to be Dreamer
@TheAskTrixieChannel 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 4:50 in.... waiting for the inevitable "Score Tonight" reference.
@MichaelPenaRiderKick 4 жыл бұрын
Some of these movies chosen by patreon seem like they need a remake by Tyler Perry staring Machad Brooks
@krisherdown Жыл бұрын
The fact that I am a lifelong bowler yet had never known of this movie's existence... pretty much means it had to even bore me to watch the scenes. That said, I am glad it was voted on just to have Brad suffer through watching it.
@katthefantastic 4 жыл бұрын
Was Dreamer the inspiration for Kingpin!?!
@TheRealNormanBates 4 жыл бұрын
katthefantastic you never know... SHINING THROUGH was the inspiration for INGLORIOUS BASTERDS
@AaronTheBlackDragon 4 жыл бұрын
Such an eventfull movie. I hardly could .... zzzZ
@peterkrug4124 4 жыл бұрын
The main characters real name is Harry Nuttingham. Let that sink in.
@AceOfSevens 4 жыл бұрын
How did you get a hold of this? My dad is in the movie and I've always wanted to see it, but doesn't seem to have been released on DVD, Blu-ray or streaming.
@JeonardShadby505 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Warden wouldn't have died from that heart attack if he had bowled while wearing a classic black tee from DTMerch.com
@akosbarati2239 4 жыл бұрын
Special shoutout to the utter fantasy, that a Playboy model like Azizi Johari would slum it out in such a place.
@iceheart862 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this movie won cause this is hilarious!
@03bgood 4 жыл бұрын
The guy who played the grandpa from Problem Child is in this?
@ExplorerDS6789 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, that's Jack Warden.
@Stolkmen 4 жыл бұрын
You know, I have come to really appreciate when the main character does not win at the end and learns something from it. It twists the story a bit and I always enjoy seeing that from time to time. This movie was just boring and unwanted so to expect a good ending, let alone a good anything, from this movie is too much to ask for.
@cappyjohnson1502 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Matheson looks like the lost Bridges brother in this.
@DarkseidJoshua 4 жыл бұрын
We all know that when The Snob reviews melodramas magical things happen
@BatesKrisbates 4 жыл бұрын
8:46-8:49 God damn it, Brad, you almost made me spit tea all over my phone!
@heidifedor 4 жыл бұрын
Prom Night! Everything is alright!”
@BigJackFilms 4 жыл бұрын
Dreamer? I love that song by Supertramp!
@TheRealNormanBates 4 жыл бұрын
BigJackFilms Wanna see something _really_ scary?
@SuperSwordman1 4 жыл бұрын
Good. I'm glad this one won. I love watching Brad suffer through these melodramas. Keep it up people!
@MeganKoumori 4 жыл бұрын
"Beautiful overcast weather..." Trust me, it always looks like that. St. Louis is monochrome.
@Rob_Thorsman 4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful St. Louis, Kansas!
@MeganKoumori 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rob_Thorsman LOL!
@marikotrue3488 4 жыл бұрын
Alien, Life of Brian, Apocalypse Now and The Warriors want their movie year (1979) back. However; Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens, The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again, Beyond the Poseidon Adventure and Star Trek: The Motion Picture all abstain.
@guyfawkes938 4 жыл бұрын
Ah fuck it, Snob. Let's go bowling.
@ShadowAkatora 4 жыл бұрын
_I'm just a dreamer, I dream my life away_ _I'm just a dreamer, who dream of better days_
@oliviawilliams6204 4 жыл бұрын
Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no! I said dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no! I said "far out, what a day, a year, a life it is!" You know, well you know, you had it comin' to you Now, there's not a lot I can do Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer So now you put your head in your hands, oh no
@Musicradio77Network 4 жыл бұрын
I guess “Dreamer” is a 20th Century Studios film now owned by Disney. And I hope “Dreamer” might end up on Disney+ in the future, along with many other 20th Century Studios classics.
@madizzle90 4 жыл бұрын
The lead guy played Roy in A Very Brady Squeal.
@Egganopolis82 4 жыл бұрын
perfect thing to weather a snow storm with. Thanks Brad.
@jonathanwright8025 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There are only 15 entries in the wikipedia category for 10-pin bowling movies.
@seanmatyas3938 3 жыл бұрын
Ok a Bruce Campbell/Ernie Hidson Twister knock off sounds awesome
@lanyard09 4 жыл бұрын
Hey! As a kinda Peorian, I’m well I agree with you.
@tiutiu859 4 жыл бұрын
The melodramas just keep on givin'. A long time fan from Finland. Keep em reviews comin'. And yes, I did vote for Dreamers. Oh, joy!
@TheSuperCasual2914 Жыл бұрын
The reason why people vote for bad movies for Snob to review is the same reason why people like watching ElectroBOOM get electrocuted or jokes sometimes. It's because it's funny! And every bad movie review is the best one!
@ironfossil9963 4 жыл бұрын
You and Double Toasted supporting each other is a dream come true.
@gyromurphy 4 жыл бұрын
Snob episode the moment I open up shop? Dreams really do come true.
@erikios7292 4 жыл бұрын
I hereby initiate the Dreamer Drinking Game, where you watch this review and take a shot every time you hear Dreamer, or Dream. Fun for the whole family!
@brianfuller7691 4 жыл бұрын
I'll confess that I like this movie. Yes, it's a melodramatic family movie but with solid performances. And Bowl Haven Lanes is still there.
@lindaeasley4336 4 жыл бұрын
Just what I always wanted to see - a feel good movie about bowling
@nils-olofohman1079 4 жыл бұрын
This movie has worse sound than Multiple Maniacs, and that was John Waters' first sound film! I recognize that guy with the glasses and moustache from a series of commercials for Cheer Detergent.
@nakenmil 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, the stakes in this movie are nonexistent.
@RemyXAnarchy Жыл бұрын
I’ve only seen dream a little dream 2 once but the first is one of my favorite movies I watch it at least once or twice a year
@austinwhite4626 11 ай бұрын
I liked the Dennis and Dee analogy, it's exactly something the gang would make. Excluding the fact that Frank would make it even more raunchy and sex fueled, to the point it would be porn.
@austinwhite4626 11 ай бұрын
Kind of like Screwballs or he would be playing a stereotype.
@Valdagast 4 жыл бұрын
You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one Maybe someday you will join us And we can all watch a shitty movie together
@supercharliegalaxy 4 жыл бұрын
You know I gotta say this really made me laugh when i needed it.
@yudithcaron8053 4 жыл бұрын
Soup for One? Count me in!
@SpongeBobfan3646 4 жыл бұрын
I really wish Brad would review the movie Night of the Demons the 80's version!
@Trunxpool 4 жыл бұрын
IMOS!!! The square beyond compare
@olivermarijuanajones5041 4 жыл бұрын
Now do " Soup For One"!
@DasKame 4 жыл бұрын
2:43 "Dreamsploiaction?"........... like Nightmare on Elm Street i guess
@iamshadowfox86 4 жыл бұрын
I was a big fan of that one bowling movie with Woody Harrelson
@redvelvetunderground 4 жыл бұрын
i can't believe it took almost the entire runtime of this review to reference the big lebowski, amazing restraint
@LockeTheCole 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't even watched this review yet and I've got Supertramp's Dreamer stuck in my head.
@MarquisLeary34 4 жыл бұрын
A movie about bowling and only ONE Big Lebowski bit? Christ, this movie was NUMBING.
@LaPollaAtomica 2 жыл бұрын
The sound Harry makes when he falls down is the same sound that Batman makes when he gets hit in that shitty Game Gear beat-em-up.