The pinned comment sucks

It’s like in Sims when you accidentally build a house that’s too big, because you have no reference, and you don’t have enough furniture to fill the space.

Dude really said he has a room dedicated to “cutting flowers”. Wait until he finds out I have a room dedicated to just pooping and peeing.

I feel like rich people don't understand that all the huge mansions and castles in history didn't just have one rich couple in them. They had hundreds of servants, their whole family tree, as well as large groups of guests living there with them. They were expected to host huge events and had extravagance to impress even more elite guests. In the case of castles, they also had troops and huge compounds with everything they could ever need. Everything was accounted for, and there was logical reason for them never even visit large parts of the house. Building these huge twenty bedroom mansions makes no sense in the modern world, so of course you're trying to fill it with nonsense rooms and furniture.

Modern homes have the aesthetic of a dentist office and the comfort level of an airport lounge.

Imagine a rich person building a smaller house: "We made it small so it's quicker to walk around"

Weirdest thing is: Architectural Digest is never about architecture, only about interior decoration. It should be called Internal Digestion.

“Private theaters people tend not to use, cause they have to walk all the way to the basement.” there’s no way this man isn’t fucking with us

Worked as a private chef for a while, I personally really liked having a seperated kitchen. Was able to keep my head down and actually work rather than deal with old gremlins trying to show off their wealth like I care

If they taste this bad maybe we shouldn’t eat them after all

I can literally think of nothing more awkward than a private Justin Bieber concert in my house.

as a person with adhd the idea of having entire rooms dedicated to specific hobbies like flower cutting sounds simultaneously like a dream and a nightmare

The room with the single chair at 8:00 coupled with _”let’s show you Pierce’s bathroom :)”_ is absolutely hilarious in the most terrifying way 💀

I don't know why, but Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Like Amanda would let him name their kid “Drew, Jr.”. Drewnior is definitely what they’re naming their kid.

And that is how you launder money. "Why yes, Mr. IRS, I made $200,550,876.97 from my private arcade business... in my home... I don't even know what cocaine tastes like."

I want a medieval castle filled with nothing but movie theaters, chandeliers, and taxedermized elephants

You should’ve had the title be “rich people have poor taste”

in her defense, they had so many limes around her sink, she could probably think of nothing BUT limes and out came the lie.

I honest to god believe that 90 % of the people who own these big ass mansions dont live there like 360 days of the year. whenever they try to show rooms, it just looks like the wander into the rooms for the first time themselves xD

Was buddies with a rich kid. His mom themed every room in thier mansion and he had no say about what his theme was. It was like he was living in a cabin he didn’t choose to live in since his was this odd like rustic cabin theme. So odd and plastic life feeling.

I love that the dragon heart is “dehumidified” not dehydrated

To the people saying that wasn’t Justin Bieber I say, “Prove it, idiot”

I’m so stoned right now watching this for probably over the 10th time in my life and I can’t stop laughing and rewinding him saying “nuh-uh-uh- daddy gotta shine those shoes😎”

Rich people who are too lazy to walk downstairs to watch a film in their in-home movie theatre are the same ones who tell poor people they are lazy and not working hard enough.

Chandeliers only exist for Agent 47 to drop on his targets.

I’m sorry but Dakota seeing a plate of limes, in her own kitchen, that she doesn’t recognize and being so distrust by it that she feels the need to lie about a love of limes she doesn’t have, is hilarious to me.

7:41 why did he decide to wave goodbye with both hands like he was surrendering to the cameraman???

I think Abraham Lincoln designed that theatre where the lights come on if someone walks in behind you.

To be fair, it probably is quite a hassle to go downstairs when your house is so big the basement is in a different time zone.

A "flower cutting room" is something I'd make in the Sims 4 when I accidentaly make the house too big

Drew’s editing is really top notch. I feel like most people don’t notice but it’s amazing

The segway to the brand deal was an absolute rollercoaster

“A private concert for 5 people” I can’t imagine how terribly awkward that would be, having a celebrity sing for 5 people in an abnormally large room where it definitely echoes the awkward sounds of silence

I feel like billionaires just make up random purposes for rooms just so they can justify the size of the house.

I could literally spend hours sitting down and planning out what I'd want in a house if I had endless money, and I think the most unusual thing I could think of would be a lego room where it was just a room dedicated to lego.

The fact that all these mansions even exist is disgusting to me.

Jokes on you, Drew. I have a terrible taste and no money.

As someone who's worked in the kitchen of a high-class restaurant: Having the kitchen away from the family was definitely for the chef's benefit.

5:30 this is the hardest I've laughed today and it's specifically at the zoom-in of the vent while you describe the room. What category of humor is that

9:17 Pretty sure Dakota Fanning is actually allergic to limes 💀💀

I dont get why someone would need so many rooms. Id be fine with a bedroom, living room, pool room, dart room, chess room, bar, home cinema, afternoon tea nook, dining room, second dining room for fancier dinners, breakfast room, home gym and maybe a few spare rooms for whatever activity I come up with. I'm just a normal guy, don't want anything excessive.

That one guy's theater sucks actually. the window and light walls are real bad for projectors (even with blinds) and the tile floor is bad for sound.... Walls and floors should be soft, dark materials. There's no shot of the screen but it's probably just set in the wall. This is a theater for presentation, not function. (this is what i get for having a professional home theater designer as a parent)

If I had an ATM room for every time someone owed me money but had excuses, I'd be able to afford that house too.

"New money shouts: old money whispers".

"Hundreds of willow branches" Shows like five willow branches.

"This room is smaller cause we wanted a comfier, cozier feel" Huh. If only there was someway to have an entire place that's smaller and comfier and cozier. Nothing like that exists though.

I used to work (for minimum wage with no tips allowed) at a super exclusive golf club, the joining fee alone was a few hundred thousand pounds and there were a few members who I knew were billionaires. There actually was a shoe shining room, which doesn’t sound that crazy in a golf club until you realise that there were like maybe 20 people a day on average attending the club most of whom didn’t use the room once. It was such a strange place to work because the exterior of everything was so gaudy and expensive looking but as a member of staff as soon as you cross the ‘staff only’ boundary you are surrounded by paper thin walls and an underground staff room with an ancient microwave and a flickering light.

A flower cutting room is something that only a garden witch should have

6:27 I love how the atm machine implies that the dude makes his guests pay money to play in his personal arcade

i genuinely thought "shoe shining room" was a legitimate room that guy had at first

Why did the couch look like someone bent some rebar and then floofed some cartoon intestines onto it and was like AH YISSS

“I don’t feel like I’m in someone’s house right now, I feel like I’m walking through the set of Bridgerton” honestly, that is house goals. The houses in bridgerton are so pretty. I want someone to come into my house and feel like they’re in a historic regency era mansion.

Drew going after minimalists and rich people. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

my uncle is an architect and built his own home. the thing he was most proud of was how he raised all the doorways and ceilings to be slightly higher than regular standards bc he is v tall. the home theater in the basement or the stone walled shower that had different heads that all had like jet massage functions?? no, no. the slightly taller than average doorways and ceilings. that was the best feature of the entire home to him.

I quote "oh Drew Junior, I made EGG" at least once a day

i didn't realize at first that the "shoe shining room" bit was drew and i was ready to fully accept that one of these houses had a shoe shining room

Man if only a Abraham Lincoln had that theater room that turned the lights on when someone came in

Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is everything.

All of a sudden I have a new dream home. I want to build a two-story house, kitchen on the bottom, my future child's bedroom right above that, hole in the ceiling. A full-sized stuffed giraffe that starts in the kitchen, neck pops up through the hole, head looks at the child making sure he goes to bed on time, and then every morning I'll shout through the hole, "OH DREW JR! I MADE EGG", and he excitedly jumps out of bed, makes that sound that Anakin made in the Phantom Menace ("YIPPEE"). He then hops onto the giraffe, slides down his neck, lands perfectly in the chair, fork and knife in hand, bib already on and says, "Good morning, dad???" Turns out I'm already gone. You see, I was concerned he wasn't gonna get out of bed in time, so I had started marching up the stairs ready to discipline my sweet boy. I opened up his door, go, "Huh?" Look down the hole, he's already scarfed down his whole breakfast, threw the bib off, backpack on, looks up to me, says, "See you later dad!", and then scurries out the door just in time to make the bus. And then the giraffe comes back to life and we play video games all day until my son comes home. And that's my dream.

2:22 *"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume"* That was probably one of the best roasts of all time.

I love that Dakora Johnson saw a comically huge pile of limes in her kitchen and realised it was weird to ignore it

i'm sorry but that man talking about his 1st floor theater like it's a revolutionary discovery was the funniest thing i've ever seen. rich people are out of this world

maybe I'm wealthier than i thought because id do anything to have a hound-sized crystal in my foyer

Ok but I do love Dita von teese's house haha. It's way too big obviously, but it's so tacky and kitsch, I love it 😍 I'd do it with entirely secondhand items and cheaper antiques though.

Rich peoples taste is literally: “is it absurdly expensive? Ight I’ll take it”

There's a middle ground. Too rich? Bad taste. Too poor? You think normal/boring stuff is luxurious. Essentially what I'm saying is; Hire me, billionaires, to furnish and decorate your home with my middle-class expertise, my rates start at 60k/hr + snacks (very good deal, hmu)

How many of John Wick's enemies could have used that home theater alert system? I feel like it was all of them.

2:20 "...this guy, who i'm pretty sure is just bono in a howie mandel costume" i've watched all of drew's videos multiple times and that is single funniest thing he's ever said bc it could not be more accurate

I just realized that Drew isn't being funny when he says "hey guy." He is personally greeting Guy Fieri.

the most unrealistic thing about Drew's giraffe story was that the dad made the food. where is the chef

this is the only unblocked drew gooden video from my schools wifi.

I’m sorry but as a dirt poor person, I actually love Dita’s house. It’s so weird and beautiful and colorful. You can tell she put her entire personality into it, and that there is passion put into every single room. I think it’s a gorgeous home.

The fact that Drew would name his kid "Drew Jr" and not "Drewnior" makes me deeply concerned for his wellbeing.

I just can't imagine owning a movie theater, a bowling alley, an arcade, or any of that shit in my house and not sharing it with everybody. It just blows me away thinking most of these sick rooms are empty while they're doing some boring shit

Hey! I like your stuff. I like your voice, your tone,your demeanor, and other things. I am hesitant to branch outside of the few people I watch but you charmed me out of my shell. Subbed.

i can't imagine how awful it would be to be in a huge house with like, one other person. big houses can be great but there's a point where it goes from sick to uncomfortable. i'm a big fan of comfy clutter and i CANNOT imagine how much stuff i'd need to buy to make the house feel like a home.

As a private chef, it's actually really nice to have your work kitchen be separate so the billionaires' families don't come wandering in looking for a snack while you're working.

It's because they can AFFORD to have bad taste. They can hire an interior decorator to do whatever they want for fun, because they have the money to change it at any point.

this video makes me laugh everytime im sad, the giraffe bit brings me joy without fail every rewatch

the editing on this was phenomenal

The dumbest thing about most of these rich people's houses is, if they're working as hard as they always claim they do, how do they even have time to enjoy 95% of what they've had built?

“Rich people are weird as sh*t.” - John Mulaney

8:36 I love the shoddy tilework around the lightswitch

1:40 as an architecture student, i actually adore this chair. It’s fluffier than u think and literally same as the other chairs. Just sit, lay down. It’s comfy and ı like the designnnnn

Drew, it's so obvious that the crystal is used to harness the power of the sun to heat the whole home. ;)

I feel like Dakota was startled by the limes and panicked, which is actually kind of relatable. Like "why did you put these limes in my kitchen. why. I can't stop looking at them. it's so many limes. I have to say something about the limes." "I LOVE LIMES"

the flower cutting room enraged me as a person who has actually worked in a flowershop because it has none of the required utilites you need for floristwork

"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume" perfect description. 👌

“It’s hard to just ignore them.. so I just lied” is THE funniest thing from this video. Probably because I would have done the exact same thing in that situation.. Why were there so many limes???

The fact that the lime thing was a panicked reaction to "why did you put all of these limes in my kitchen" is peak comedy. I'm a huge supporter of that.

“Bono in a Howie Mandel costume” TOOK ME OUT 😭

I love that in the Shoe Shining Room bit, there’s just a shot of the air vent that is built into the house, instead of actually showing the decorated room. Hilarious bit Drew

plot twist. justin biebers actually chillin on drews bed rn

"The more expensive the house is, the uglier it gets"

this is the only drew video that shows up on my school’s wi-fi so i’ve watched it 100 times. it never gets old

I can really tell how much effort you put into your comedy for this video. Its usually great but you really nailed it on this one bud

this just proves rich people are crazy cos what sane person would want to have a private justin bieber concert

_Heres the thing:_ I thought that was Howie Mandel until he said it wasn't Howie Mandel.....

words can’t describe how much i appreciate the time u put towards the closed captions nd how u make em saucy to keep the viewer giggling. luv u papa drew