He was Trapped in her WEBB.

It sent shivers down my web

Lmao

Tears... of laughter.

Reading this line just added 20 IQ to my brain power for the rest of eternity. Thank you

Do enjoy some good webs from my friends.

❤

The friends did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day.

Overused meme

​@@person6117all memes are over used.

Exactly. I enjoyed it. No, it wasn't great but I had a nice afternoon.

Exactly, it was simply made to entertain. Now imagine if all their movies and series were like that. But Disney's corrent occupiers explicitly state they hate the thought of just entertain the audience that wants to be entertained. I have known many students from Asia over the years, and I am always so embarrassed - they love Westerners and want to see movies with handsome White men and beautiful White women. But instead there's crap inserted. And in music and in the schools too, and when there's a culture day in town full of shiht. And they can't understand why. I remember the frowning, troubled face so clearly.

It was such a trash movie - should have been R Rated!!

I think part of the draw too is the eventual battle and/or team up between venom and Spiderman and the fact that Spiderman may end up merging with the symbiote for a while during the film.

No joke, I feel like Venom is the sort of movie that should have come out 10-15 years before it actually did. It just feels like it doesn’t belong to the modern era.

I disagree. I would say stop making Spider-Man movies without Spider-Man that suck. You can absolutely do some cool stuff in that sandbox. A Venom movie with Kraven as the villain could be really cool but Sony won't make Kraven a villain. Apparently he's an animal rights activist in his upcoming movie. But honestly, even if Sony did that, they'd still mess it up.

Frankly i think its dumb to make anymore venom movies if he hasn’t met spider-man yet because thats truly what fans want to see. Just make those movies AFTER Spiderman meets those characters thats all they need to do.

@@TheNewCap Who wants Spider-Man vs Venom though? I don't think people actually want that, at least not on a mass scale. I think the audience has had enough of Venom, especially with him being a big part in the PS5 game. They did tease Venom at the end of No Way Home though so you may get what you want after all. I want to see some other villains appear in a Spider-Man film. They should honestly just go back to Scorpion from Homecoming.

I'd rather they come up with new ideas and characters and go that route instead. They say "absence makes the heart grow fonder"...maybe let these overused characters take a rest? Let the impact of what just happened set in with the fans..? Build suspense...anticipation...as opposed to turning the faucet on and letting "the sludge flow" as Drinker says.

Or games to be honest.

Idk if that sounds dirty by accident or on purpose...

@@Chet_Manly …🤬😅

It's Ask For Consent Time

@@RocafellaPlaza82 between every thrust

Flopping time should have been used for The Little Mermaid last year.

😂😂

Some serious scissoring of the web!

I would say that analogy is a slam dunk but……. That analogy is a mid range jump shot that no one saw

Lol

@@IHateNicolasCage "damn! that was cold bloooded. ha ha ha ha unity!"- Rick James

I was very fascinated by the spider research myself in that forest

o_O

@@bigcat7508 i_p

"When She Was Researching Spiders" made me 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

she suffers from a bad case of Pre-mature-ewebbulation..

At first I though they were cash grabbing, low budget to catter dumb consumers, but these movies are ridiculous expensive like a laundering scheme or something. They probably paid a premium price for such a shitty trailer.

The problem is, they're trying too hard to cater to an audience that barely exists (while also actively alienating their actual, existing audience).

What was really odd about the second movie, especially in the beginning, was that the talk and actions moved very fast. I always look at how my girlfriend reacts since she is more of The Average Viewer, and she was put off by that too. The scene where Venom is making pancakes in the kitchen, singing and splashing everywhere, by then my brain was starting to get tired from it.

I prefer the first film Venom seemed more darker in that one. While in let there be carnage it just turned into a weird bromance comedy. And they did a good job on the design of carnage but they handled him so poorly its almost insulting to his character. Finally he gets to be on the big screen and that is what we get? Oh and that whole venom in the underground club scene was cringe inducing.

I rewatched Venom the other day, and I enjoyed it, but then I'm in love with Tom Hardy, so maybe that has blinded me to how sucky it was.

Never liked the Venom movie despite the better overall improvement from Spiderman 3's version. It wasn't dark and threatening like the comics. Tom Hardy was more Tom Hardy than Eddie Brock to me. It looked rushed and incomplete. As much as I wanted it to be a hit, it just wasn't for me. But it did set a box office record which is fine for the more casual fans.

@@Subsaibot2526Lost opportunity for something epic. Then again, I have vivid childhood memories of playing Maximum Carnage- a very flawed game that feels more epic (than it is) due to the age I was when I played it.

Flash became Venom for a while, and it was pretty cool.

@@donkeysaurusrex7881 Yes. I know. I loved that run. He doesn’t ever deserve his own movie though. Great side-character storyline.

"I wouldn't want to fight me either!"- Flash. Yes he does.

Truth

They should have maybe tried some kind of Suicide Squad-esque storyline wherein you feature a wide array of characters and give each their chance to shine. I don’t think most of these characters were ever meant to carry their own film, but they could be a lot of fun if properly incorporated into a larger narrative.

😢

That's not true Brother I'm pretty sure someone will show love to this movie.

Considering that their latest ad was marketing it to thirsty incels, it all makes sense.

Someone will find an opportunity for some "self love" as the only person in the theater. Perhaps that's what the film is actually all about?

I didn’t even know this movie was a thing!

@@cameronmorgan9622 Heh well, to be honest the only reason I ever knew about it was because these guys (I think it was, might’ve been Midnight’s Edge) mentioned it.

I had no idea it was gonna be released in cinemas. I thought it was gonna be released on some streaming service. Lmao

I immediately forget every time I hear about it

Never heard of it. I'm so out of the loop in movies nowadays. It feels saturated with terrible ones.

To be fair, giving a teenager solid advice that you yourself got from a fortune cookie 20 years ago IS the most dad/uncle thing I can think of.

Oh they have the line... but they literally changed it into "if you are responsible, you will get great power"

Uncle Ben should just go on about the advantages of parboiled rice, or “converted rice” as he prefers to call it…

With girl power, comes no responsibilty.

@@sterlingarcher74Nah, the whole quote stems from the philosophy of noblesse oblige. Those that proclaim themselves noble must conduct themselves so, likewise those who are granted great powers ought to use those powers to do right.

The joke wasn’t funny with Morbius, it’s not funny now

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​@@lonewolf9578 It absolutely was funny with Morbius. Now that it's used with everything though...I agree, it's lost it's impact and has become just as goofy as whatever it's mocking.

No

@@lonewolf9578cry moar

Tom Hardy sells that movie imo.

Tom Hardy was hilariously awful, as opposed to the rest of the movie, which was just awful. Hardy knew he was making junk and went full retard, and , despite what Tropic Thunder argued, sometimes that's the right choice.

Rebel Moon still made more money than DC projects post Zack Snyder.

@@AncestorEmpire1 That was such a low bar

And darker than closing your eyes

If Zack Snyder it'd still be better than this CW crap. It would be bad, but in a different way.

Super slow motion, like the box office revenue ticker.

I’d accuse Disney of doing that. Eventually the MCU will just become so bloated that they literally cannot afford to keep it afloat anymore. Too many characters and too many movies that they’re too afraid to kill off because they need to keep their “diverse” characters

The most rational explanation I can think of is "Everyone is on the payroll of a rival studio". I mean, it would kinda explain why everyone does everything in their power to ruin whatever IP they're assigned to.

I just can't hear Sweeney without thinking Sweeney Todd. Chills! Down spine!

Nah if she isn’t nude why bother?

For real I can't fucking conceive of how you screentest her in that suit and say "excellent, now let's dedicated most of the runtime to Dakota Blankface and a squad of nobodies"

Lose the suit 😅

I had to google her and I find it astonishing how they were able to conceal such a high level of physical attractiveness. All it took was just some plain shirt with short sleeves and skirt or whatever was that. Wow.

Also why is this named after only _one_ character if it's apparently some kind of team movie?

I agree thats the real question @@EvilDoresh

Not trolling anyone, genuinely curious: where did all the Stuckmann hate come from? I mean I kind of get what they’re saying and it’s hilarious, but why is it now a thing?

Because now more than ever before, Stuckman just gives the absolute blandest, non threatening, on the fence, refuse to say anything negative type of film criticism. To people who actually have opinions and work hard to express them in an enjoyable and informative way, such as drinker and Mauler, Stuckman is infuriating.

@@flyinpigmusic331 lol gotcha. Ya he does tend to just parrot the studio narrative. I distinctly remember him saying how much he loved the last Jedi.

@@p3t3r6i115 Stuckman is a studio shill "reviewer" trying to suck his way into Hollywood. Stuckman's Shelby Oaks "fan" funded movie will prove that he is just a wannabe hack.

I recall the video he made specifically talking about how he is going to stop bashing movies and will only review movies that are not mainstream. Yet since then, he has reviewed mainstream movies. Second, if he was seriously passionate about his stance, he would delete old videos where he bashed movies. Even all 4 of his live action dragonball reviews. That latter part is my opinion though Otherwise, he's been doing it for a long time. When there is experience, there also comes perspective. I need to defend him because I think he's a genuine guy and also a newer father. Fun fact, I was there AVGN from the beginning, I would not suggest showing him the same support. It's all fake now

C’mon, we all know that wearing non prescribed glasses like Lebron James, makes one a genius??? 😂

Made such a mistake doing Euphoria, almost as bad as just being a 304

You're going to ❤ it. I bet, You're going to see it TWICE 👄

Too bè fair is a good actresd

If this movie was rated R and had spider titty, I'd probably go see it in theaters ngl

Yep, if I was making this movie and they told me we had Sweeney, I'd be retooling that script to focus on her - maybe cripple madame web in the opening scene then get Sweeney in the suit as early as possible and just eye-candy the heck out of this film.

I cannot figure out how a mix of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith's genes gave us... Dakota.

@@christophertaylor9100 I mean, she's definitely not a bad looking girl, just not exactly magnetic. Although I thought she was fine in the Suspiria remake.

@@ROMANTIKILLER2 Yeah she's all right but with those genes she should be stunning

​@@christophertaylor9100And charismatic as all hell.

Sony is leaving so much money on the floor by not doing SM4 and TASM3

Never heard about this Spider-Girl series... but honestly, in my experience, Spider-Man is maybe the only comic were a gender swap actually looked cool. In Ultimate Spider-Man they cloned Peter Parker, that resulted in multiple "versions" including a female clone, I know it sounds silly, but that take of Spider-Woman looks so cool, the way she fire webs through her finger tips, she has a personality of her own, etc.. and of course, recently we had Spider-Gween who is the coolest looking character in the Spiderverse animations. So yes, that first impression, the aesthetics and cool factor, Spider-Woman actually looks interesting, unlike the Super-Woman, Batgirls of the world

Hugh Jackman is arguably too old for Wolverine but he’s back for it. And he’s older than Maguire. Plus, it’s easier to switch the actor for a stunt man or the like if they’re covered top to bottom in their costume.

I agree. I actually think an older Spider-Man could work really well. I don't like teen Spider-Man. I think Spider-Man should have a great deal of responsibility in his personal life to mirror his responsibility as a superhero. Him being a husband with kids could work really well.

This. So many good stories to adapt from the comics.

It's Madame Time. And, You're Going To ❤ It. In Fact, I Bet You're Going To See It Twice 👄

Bloody ageists, the lot of 'em.

I think they needed more to drink before tackling this one.

We really do seem to have entered the era where corporations need a counter-intelligence department, just to keep out the infiltrators. (Ideological or rival driven doesn't matter, they're both dangerous.)

That sounds like it could be a good movie!

@@user-lf3kr1nq2d Either that or a good comedy skit.

Technology changes so fast now that we are accelerating eras. Also Covid happened and makes everything seem 5 years farther away

​​@@superjlk_9538that or the majority of the Internet is just a bunch of stupid kids and when you're young like that a couple years seems like decades

Might make me flop as well. 😊

That would definitely make the little web shooter in my pants start flopping as well! 😃

it's fapping time !

*sigh unzips

Sweeney has no issue with that plot. Vishnu bless that woman.

And they delayed it from the fall to the spring. Why? Because of the writer's strike, so the female love interest has a leftist actress who should not play that role, nor the role of Mary Jane. She refused to promote the movie on talk shows in solidarity with the strike. And oh no, we can't have a movie without blabbering it up on the HOLY TALK SHOWS. We would miss the audience that watches those trash shows, and clearly that audience is what matters. (People who have actually read the novels? You are nothing. Go away. Especially don't tell anyone that Liet Kynes was a White man with red hair, not a Black woman, and that Chani was his daughter, not a Marxist Latina.)

They didn't tell the story of Dune in the FIRST movie. They just wore its skinsuit and filled it with GIRLBOSSES.

No one on this thread even saw Dune clearly. There were barely any women in it at all. Get therapy.

In the book the banquet was pivotal as Kynes went to the Atreides side. How much impact did that have? Paul wasn’t accepted by the Fremen until he killed Jamis. So the banquet becomes optional to the film. Paul has to be accepted so he has to fight Jamis. It’s also important in being his first kill. In the book that happened at night, without stillsuits, in the Cave of Birds. Did it have to be that way? Cheaper and easier to film during the day. Would moving it to daytime change the importance of Paul killing Jamis? Things get changed or left out when transferring from book to film. If you take away the banquet what does Kynes do? Take the Atreides to see a spice harvester, and get killed by the Sardaukar after Paul had gained his loyalty. The gender swap in the film doesn’t eliminate those. The film isn’t telling the story of Liet-Kynes. As for girlbossess. Herbert filled his books with them. Bene Gesserit, Fish Speakers, Honored Matres. The universe of Dune isn’t one for haters of girlbosses.

@@darrenjones5885 Except the Bene Gesserit in this movie are weepy losers. And the strong Duke doesn't care if his son carries on his house, but just wants him to be free. Two changes that completely alter the foundation-stones in Paul's life. The harvester scene in the book is critical because it shows how riddled the society is with traitors - there is no air support. The movie completely screws this up, and also has one of Paul's first spice visions there, which is ridiculous because he's been taking spice his whole life. And I think they even have him rescue the Fremen which is also absurd because instead in the book he sees in that scene how they do what everyone else thinks is impossible - striking out across the desert. Changing Kynes is completely absurd in a WARRIOR culture which puts men on the front lines and women NEVER if at all possible. Of course in modern days this is impossible because the idea that women should remain at home to raise children is against the 'Message'. So then that has to be changed too. The movie doesn't JUST change a thing or two to serve the different medium... ALMOST EVERY DETAIL is completely different and in fundamental ways which show that the director doesn't have the slightest idea what held the books together and their cultural precedents.

And then she says "You're gonna like these samidges," and they nod along in agreement and do indeed like the samidges.

They loved the sandwiches so much, I bet they will eat them Twice 👄

I liked the part where she says it's shining time and proceeded to shine all the boxes

I liked the part where the velociraptor said “clever girl,” then Madame Webb webbed all over it

@@RocafellaPlaza82 They can save that for the sequel.

Nothing wrong with that. ... *HOWEVER* it does make for content that is boring and, in his case, spineless and squishy as sin.

​@@TheMaleReiHis channel is pretty popular

@@grrinc Ad Popularum. Hey, if you enjoy it, I am pleased you found something that speaks to you and for you.

I used to love his reviews, now he’s so boring.

Odd, my reply to grrinc was hidden unless "Newest Comments" is selected. Let me try it, again... Ad Popularum. If you enjoy it, I'm pleased you found something that speaks to you and for you.

LGHDTV LMAOOO

Doug Walker and Brad Jones are cooler.

Yep, the studios go-to shill! 😂

@@chasehedges6775 *Are they?*

@@TheMaleRei They are pretty watchable/decent

You got Stuckmanised!

That was the version before three or four re-writes.

Happy almost birthday!

@@TheElbowMerchant 😊 🫂

No it doesn't

Why does that make it funnier? Seems like you just wanted to announce your birthday to the class 😂

@@zeked4200 It's ironic, for Mozax8118, that his birthday is being marked by a shitty movie.

I'd be surprised if they are even being written by people at this point.

I would rather just watch Infinity War again, tbh.

Don't feel bad for them, they are all assholes

Same. That's was my first time learning about this character. From what I know she is supposed to be just this mentor figure for Spiderman like the ancient one in Dr strange. There's no way you can write a whole movie about her.

Skywalker Ranch??!!!

Brilliant. It'll never happen, because then she'd naturally ask her positive father figure, Spider-Man, for advice. I'm guessing they're setting it up so Spider-Man has to ask Madame Web for advice. Then she'll chide and emasculate him, and he'll screw up because he failed to heed her advice. Then in the end, she'll suddenly rescue him and 'show him how it's done'.

Well they put in some major research effort into the alignment chart for 3.5. Even going into the philosophical meaning of Good and Evil in the Book of Exalted Deeds and Book of Vile Darkness respectively. It sounds bizarre, but I've still got those two books because damn if the examination of the game mechanic meaning of Good and Evil isn't fascinating.

@@Sorain1 all that was well established in 1e. All the Dragon Magazine articles are free online

He was the only reason I watched it, I did enjoy it, though.

No truer words.

Yup, it will be such a movie!

Madam Webb: Webbin Time!

Yup. Both of her acting prowesses...

​@@LordHollowit's really impressive

Haley Joel Osment: I see dead spiders!

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc everywhere!

...flop.