Jeremy is always entertaining to watch

Lucy it must be cool to get a text from Jezza asking to join him at the pub?

He got his like... that why I suppose.

What’s a “NON-PERFORMACE” car?

Hi hampster

Yes, just yes lol

that really is a great idea.

could you imagine that? Your out with your mates and in pops the trio, no camera crew. They go up to the open mic night and just start roasting everyones cars. "You there, yeah you in the Ferrari shirt. Do you actually own a Ferrari? No? What do you drive? A corsa 97? Bwahahaha!"

@@AzguardMike every patron has to be interviewed as they enter. Some dont make it...

This is such a great idea. Unscripted, and after drink number 2.

Thank you I was looking for this comment

Some say it was actually 6!!!

shut up clarkson

@@Riolupai shut up hamster

LOL

I like how the cut-timing of that question really pins it as if that's a prepared answer.

Tesla

@@tomtomlost9536 agreed tesla is the most overrated car company

Strange, considering he drives about as fast as he says James May drives.

This is literally the only reason I don’t own a 308 GTB

Mustang comes as an ev these days.

@@duanecameronson people age? No way! Could never have guessed!

I agree with him on both of those

@@duanecameronson basically every old english guy looks like that because they're all alkies, well spotted

@@duanecameronson I understand why eugenics is still popular are that comment!

He became the very thing he sore not to, being a farmer and doing manual labor

It’s a requirement for some sort of a secret farming club.

Get a studio audience for your farming show you great ape!

Yes, but the Diddly Squat Faahm Shoppe is soo cozy, you know.

Perhaps they get exported to India for making wigs or fake mustaches?

yes - perfectlxy spontaneous and on the spot

Someone stole a whole footpath of paving stones from a Surrey village overnight, last week. (I'm not kidding; it's on the BBC website.) I wonder whether a certain well-known Hamster was caught on the Car a park CCTV recordings?

Knitting needles more like 😂👌

He genuinely loves American muscle cars. He just doesn't show it.

Clearly you must like you're sister right

@@FLIGHTCOMPANY exactly, he literally said that in a GT episode.

Yeah, well, he is an American.

🤣

His eyebrows are faster than a rimac

I'm nearly 38 and use a number 3 blade on the hair razor and trim my eyebrows. Maybe you get to his age and just say why bother?

@@JohnWick-stardawg If you give in when you’re 60 the next 20 to 30 years don’t look very promising. You can still make an effort. I bet George Clooney does.

He has eyebrows are like Sir Ranulph Fiennes. Sir Ranulph said he was turned down for James Bond because he "looked like a farmer" so Jeremy has no chance as 007 now.

Your brain arrives 45 minutes after you arrive everywhere.

Which season was that?

Who cannot love the amazing sound of a quattroporte? It's amazing. The only car that rivals it imho is the V8 model of the F-type.

The noise it made when Clarkson tunnel blasted... *swoons*

"Manual, semi-automatic....oh these are the weapons" James May I fcking love that bit

Mob boss car baby!!! Have a friend that has one and it really is sick! Only thing I have negative to say about it is that the inside is very bland and lacks some decent technology for how expensive they are.... just my personal opinion. Hope they fix that though

He said that at the end.

In the unlikely event someone gave me an electric car, I'd leave it at the top of my driveway.

yep

I thought falling over and being on fire was Hammond’s job!

@@donaldhollums3278 nice one

yeah it sounds like it would be like the top gear episode with the reliant robin XD. slap stick humor :)

@@Peron1-MC the Reliant Robin episode was hilarious, right up there with the Space Shuttle. Reliant May and Hammond built!

O.O

Same haha

On British TV? I'm from the USA and think Clarkson is th3 best in the world... hands-down

Is David Attenborough not on British tv any more?

You mean the biggest bombastic ranter of his prejudices on cars.

Yh I watched more of Jeremy but come on David Attenborough, David Tennant, a few more brits actually

Well Jeremy Clarkson made a quote a few years back saying, "the only thing worse than a real rolex is a fake rolex."

I do not think he will make 120 years old.

I've seen bigger and heavier gold-plated monsters on most wrists owned by people who call themselves "rappers"

@@LSniumUwU I was in a board meeting to do a presentation with my manager a couple of years ago. He had this enormous watch, so I asked him, How was you holliday in Turkey? CEO, CFO, and CTO could not stop laughing,

Beaglakdjdj kalakar Funny

he's as common as Queen Elizabeth

Hes not common at all. Hes 'one of them'.

Common man who went to mindbogglingly expensive public schools and is personal friends with a former prime minister. I like him but... seriously?

id say hes in tune with the common man but only as much as someone with his background can be

look up the 'Chipping Norton Set' and get back to me lol

He’s not that old. He’s 61.

@@mntsam1930 61 is still quite old. Considering the life expectancy is only around 80 in the UK.

@@mntsam1930 But he looks so much older.

Hey, I'll pick old over dead any day.

@@barnabywild2215 coz he smoked a pack a day for most his life

Or not being fixed in the Range Rover stealership!

RangeRovers are brilliant. Until they're not.

They are always where you left them, because that's where they stopped on their own.

@@scottsummers819 So the correct answer was "... where You left them _behind_ " 😂 Edit: tab

@@manfredschmalbach9023 yes, correct

*International

Yep

UNESCO World Heritage site

I don’t really know any national treasures that use the n-word

Heya andy!

He can't be that great an Englishman he is a remainer.

Unused because someone finally maned up to publish his real view about EVs.

@@qasimalsaidi Evs are shyte. Everybody knows that

I'll drink to that.... when the pubs open in 2136

No. It will be something different.

It's not a secret anymore Now we've opened up the door Starting tonight and from now on Top gear will never be the same again.

Bikini

I'm shocked it's still on; it's basically unwatchable.

Well he's aged to a point hitherto unseen by mankind and is now dribbling away in a granny annex in a farmhouse in Oxfordshire...

@@zxbzxbzxb1 So I'm afraid that's a no...

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THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL TRACTOR... IN THE WORLD

True to form, its actually a Lambourghini

And not boring unlike most car presenters.

@@sukhdevr3489 the worst are the female car show presenters. Can't take them seriously at a all.

Reading this the old top gear intro suddenly started playing in my head ☺️

My wife used to watch Top Gear simply because it was fun and entertaining as well as having serious ,if quirky, car tests and reviews.

If I may ask, what cars do you currently own, Scott?

I'd watch.

I loved that

People would buy tickets ... but sadly there will never ever be live audiences again, because the british authoritarian government will keep everone locked down FOREVER!

🤣🤣🤣

whats so bad about an electric car

He prefers the sound of V8. I wonder if that could be simulated on an electric car

@@chahelkumar7654 Batteries are terrible

@@Brebgon It's not really about what anyone likes, battery cars are better for the environment and eventually will be the only cars you can drive. Get over it.

@@Kryptix Hydrogen is a better solution for the environment

When he said that i was honestly surprised ,think he was bullshitting.

Smoking cigarettes doesn’t help

look like 60 old man.

@@larsnielsen4798 Well i'm same age, barely a wrinkle, all dark hair. He does look 70.

He enjoys life,some dont.

*30 years of mutual loathing

Yeah you can, just be friends for 30 years. The world didn't start and certainly won't end with these three.

@@robbybobbyhobbies You can't replicate the banter ... and politically incorrect stuff they did ... because it isnt allowed anymore under the current communist regime (and I mean the BUREAUCRATS who enforce the rules).

@@Muck006 Did you seriously say "current communist regime" unironically ?

You see the millennial thing where hammond has stormy rocks written on the side of the car and confuses storm z with it?

i have no idea who or what stormzy is and i refuse to Google it, i'll find out some day, or not.

@@Games_and_Music dont, just die slightly happier. It's basically what teenagers listen to before they stab one another in the bad neighbourhoods.

@@MrLowfive94 no that would be called drill not stormzy

@@MrLowfive94 you couldn’t be more wrong you lot should just search it up and stop pouting online like kids

Hello, how are you doing.

Diesels run on veggie oil, petrol too bad.

Having both is probably going to be the most popular option

@@salvofarnia8046 ethanol powers petrol cars just fine 👍

Issue is, no matter the fuel, as long as it goes into a combustion engine, it will release carbon dioxide at some level to the atmosphere. On the other hand, electric cars are not the saviors currently either, because the manufacturing and mining for the materials needed especially for batteries, require a lot of equipment and shipment and transport, which all produce a lot of carbon emissions too. And to produce electricity used to charge said batteries, we still rely on very unclean energy for the most part - hopefully that will change soon though...

@@salvofarnia8046 diesels are awful compared to petrol air pollution wise, and in places like London that’s the biggest concern with combustion engines. Diesels should only be used where petrol isn’t applicable, like trucks and plant equipment. Diesel is known to cause things like lung cancer

Same with me 😂

I know right? I couldn't stop looking at his eyebrows.

He’s going for the comb-up

Ditto

Same

Ditto here..😝😝

The Ford GT was/is a great car. It was a botched install of an alarm/immobilizer that gave him headaches, nothing inherent to the car itself.

Same here

I bet the 3.0 CSL would be the craze now costing in thousands

@@bradwhite5884 Yeah like £100-200k I'm pretty sure

Coincidence! I was about to click on your video of said CSL!

@@bradwhite5884 Yes spot on, I think the one we did is for sale for around £160k

Normally not a fan of advertising in the comments but this is pretty cool, from one generation of top gear presenter doing a KZfaq video and a different generation being advertised in the comments. And they’re both great

Golden

HOW DARE HE. Compare Pink Floyd to Stormzy its an insult to Pink Floyd.

Nothing truer ever said

What the heck is "stormzy"?

" I prefer Pink Floyd to Stormzy." Not exactly in a minority there, is he?

The grammar from your first bit doesn’t line up as a pre watching statement... need to take out “all saw” with “know”. The we all saw part let’s us know you actually watched it then wrote this....

@@stevemcvay2220 Well, look who wanted a cookie. Dude it does. Context matters.

Yes the new Top Gear is a poundland version

I never even watch a single full episode.

Probably more to do with how much he let it go for. They're a £150k car now.