Then u should pay attention to him . If you do have one tough which i am honestly unconvinced about.

🇳🇴

🤣🤣🤣

Not gonna lie, if my father and I went to a cafe and this is our topic, it would be fun.

First he'd complain about how much I paid for the coffee and bagel in relation to its taste (after a sip and a bite) and how cheaper and better food is in our hometown.

something i'd watch

I'd watch it. He's more likely to do a book of it though.

Things that can f**k off Episode 1. The lot of em

Sadiq Kahn.

Great stuff, never change Mr. Clarkson.

Well, he's a cyclist.

Bikers produce plenty. Mostly ice.

Be Honest with yourself. Dude is in cycle gear around the middle of the day, and biking around town Bruh.

@@stealthboy5767 could be his day off that day tho?

He doesn’t. You can spot em. 😂

dumb title

You are wrong. Cyclists is a huge problem these entitled pigs think they own the road and certainly do not follow the law.... Especially these racing cyclists bunch of muppets

Ya think??

Yeah, also pretty sure it costs more cut down trees to build motorways and roads compared to a thin bicycle lane

Nope it’s the cyclists... they need to F off

Fast and light cows ?

@@jscab7140 we have space cows as well

😂😂😂😂😂😂

They all share one lane? Jesus

Fantastic--well said.

As a cyclist, I agree. I also think that bad planned cycle lanes are worst than no cycle lanes at all.

Hassaan Khalid Dont you think, that trees are taken down for parking?! Bike lanes help reducing short cartrips and thereby reducing pollution...nothing bad about that.

@@fnjfrancis I see what you mean, but one error do not justify the other. Both cycle lanes and parkings shouldn't mess with the trees. DO NOT FUCK WITH THE TREES :c

@@fnjfrancis Literally nothing you mentioned is true Cyclying only ruins cities and their envirement There are no positives Cyclist are and always will be the cancer of the world that has and never will contribute anything to society

@@boltmix7294 In copenhagen, where I live, 500.000 takes their bicycle to work every day. That is 500.000 less car trips in the city...resulting in less pollution and less traffic-jams.

Sitting in a Porsche*

"Old man yells at Cloud" ~Abe Simpson on newspaper headline

at least he still has hair. im 24 looking like a native american claimed my scalp as a war trophy

Modern?

In fairness any one who drives for a living hates road cyclists.

so let us leave the trees. just get rid of the cars. Problem solved and the street becomes even more beautiful.

@@MusikCassette That doesn't work either... People need to commute and will never chose public transport, that doesn't from their suburb/village all the way to their place of work directly. You need to create a dense network of places, where you can legally park cars for free, then you can impose sizable fines for parking on the streets. But it won't work one without the other. If you only impose fines, people, who park there regularly will simply consider it as a cost of running their business, whatever it may be, and attempt to reflect that in their demanded wage/prices and all you'll achieve is creating inflation... Having these parking network paid for will have similar effects. Only building these parking places doesn't incentivize people to park there and move a bit on foot either... Only by creating penalty and acceptable alternative will you solve this.

@@looseycanon "You need to create a dense network of places" quite the opposite: If you insist on bringing 2 tonnes of metal into the city center, you should pay a premium for all the inconvenience you cause. "all you'll achieve is creating inflation." y would that be? also y are we talking about parking?

@@looseycanon no just no, if we banned all cars the demand for public transport (and cycling) would increase. and then there would be plenty of space for more buses, trams...

@@looseycanonyou are an ignorant idiot

New top gear is great if you don’t compare it to the old one

@@Formula1st but you do compare it because its the same show under the same name and they do the same things why would I watch that when I could watch this amazing bloke on amazon

@@aboldone5936 coz top gear’s free

@@Formula1st would rather spend a bit than watch the new top gear ngl mate

Everything is better than new top gear

And the contribution Clarkson and his ilk make will cost the earth.

​@@kenworkman3964 be funny when your global warming turns out to be a natural occurring ice age which we are due.

not many guys would admit they are wankers i respect that

Dude your bike destroys the roads

Truth teller, we want you!

When broken down to kilometers travelled, using cars fueled by gasoline is less environmentally taxing than using your own body fueled by food. What part of this is hard to accept?

@@horvathbenedek3596 so are all cars having a lower carbon footprint then all cyclists? or is food we eat having a bigger carbon footprint while being produced? because im not able to understand how a car is more ecologically better than a cycle

@@horvathbenedek3596 Jesus Christ dude, you have to be trolling.

@@horvathbenedek3596 Source? That's the dumbest thing I've heard and I just watched a video of Jeremy Clarkson speaking.

Yeah and gasoline just comes naturally from under the gas stations. You don't have to transport it from middle east and russia with bonus side effect of supporting inhumane petrcraties

his argument is tearing down trees to make a cycle lane they won't need because private cars are going to be banned in london by the same group deciding to tear down trees is bad for the environment.

Strictly speaking, you do exhale CO2, the best you can do for the environment is to breathe less, and therefore evade activities, which make you breathe more, like exercise... Now, the effect of something like this is minuscule, when compared other sources of CO2, but it is a contributing factor. No, the real problem is this. We only keep about 3% more energy now due to all the greenhouse gasses, than before industrial revolution. It would literally be easier and cheaper to increase cloud cover somewhere over the ocean, so that we would cover 3% more of Earth's surface and stabilize the climate. Remember, it's not the CO2, that is the problem here, the problem is, we don't know how to extract that extra energy from our atmosphere and either utilize it, store it or radiate it back in to space. And that is what's actually causing global warming.

The guy doesn't have two brain cells to rub together. This is not how food consumption and exercise work. Your digestive system does not work like a fuel tank. It is entirely possible to add exercise to your daily routine without eating more. also, he's using arguments against cycling that are way more relevant to his precious cars.

What's crazy is that HE IS OVERWEIGHT and complaining about more food consumption among cyclists! He needs to stop eating so much before he can tell others to do so.

@@comet.x Nobody is ever banning private cars and you know it, so it's just a hypocritical strawman argument. I laugh at him pretending to care about those trees as his ideal world of pollution kills millions of them.

I spit out the water I was drinking when I read that comment :D

And you just sit there nodding politely and throwing in the occasional sympathetic “yeah” in the hope he’ll just eventually leave you.

XD

Maybe alcohol was a factor in this video.

@Marc Mallary Or common sense

As funny as that is it also turns his arguments into the ramblings of a crazy old man.

@@forestdad he's not crazy he's amazing

@@crotchet6439 Yeah, so amazing that I was open to watching the video until I heard this dude speak. This guy sucks.

He ain't crazy its true

@@megamrsoftee You suck. Fuck you.

So then no need to go vegan or vegetarian right?

@@JuanRanklin Going vegan is a cancer, it literally harms men, soy and other such products are suspected or already confirmed to harm men, since they at the very least reduce the testoterone that men produce. But that's info that's not talked about, how convinient, who would've thought that on a society where men are being openly being discriminated against, such things would've happen.

Also "Average CO2 consumption from food" will also include things like meat, which is notoriously bad for the environment. I am sure you can drastically reduce reduce the CO2 emissions from food by choosing wisely what food to buy.

Sure, a vegan cyclist may have less CO2 emission than a normal cyclist. I went with averages because I'd assume people would just scale up their normal consumption instead of eating specifically to offset the calories used to cycle. You could also say that cyclists should eat a teaspoon of sugar per km, which would be a lot better in terms of CO2. But I don't think that would be a realistic assumption.

Add in the fuel it takes to transport that extra food needed to fuel the cyclists and the emissions from cows and pigs needed extra to feed the cyclists and then add on the extra emissions from cars having to travel at slower speeds for a longer time way below the speed limit and you would probably find it actually contributes to global warming just as much. So the only way to make it have less impact is to ruduce emissions from cars in the first place using electric cars. Problem with that is that will just increase energy usage for electricity dramatically and untill we Can make sure that all eclectic consumption comes from renewable sources then its still contributing to global warming. Another thing is then you jave to take into account the contribution to global warming when making these electric cars the battery and how long they last. The only way to make the efficient when it comes to global warming is to make them as long lasting as possible so new cars wont have to ba made over and over again in such large number but they wont they will make the batterys last a minimum of say 5 years maybe 10 and then they will need to be replaced as this is the most beneficial when it comes economically due to other things not needing to be replaced in a typical engine. No car company is thinking about the environment when making electric cars thay are thinking profit. And theres will stop if they are not using electric cars when new legislation comes stating that all new cars have to be electric. So why would they want there cars to be problem free for such a large amount of time. No one would need to buy a new car. So the only way around this is to make them to brake withing a certain time which is most likely foing to be either the moter or the batterys.

leveling more area for more car lanes is just as bad as leveling more area for bike lanes

@@comet.x bike lanes are significantly smaller, you’re kidding?

@@wendig00n you do realize they're just adding bike lanes next to the car lanes right? doesn't matter if it's smaller or wider. they're adding it on

That’s everywhere in the US. The United States built it’s mode of transit around cities for cars and trains. They didn’t foresee people walking or biking from town to town or across the city. Plus European countries are obviously older so they tend to have more walking and biking areas over cars.

Clearly you haven’t been to Minneapolis, MN. Over the last decade they added bike lanes everywhere to “solve traffic issues”. Of course they wasted millions, created more traffic issues by eliminating car lanes, and all for a few riders who only use it at most 5 months out of the year since the snow and sub-freezing temperatures the rest of the way make it impossible to bike.

Lol i had to check the date when the video was posted when he said that.

As he says, "sometimes my genius is frightening". 😂

Yes because coronavirus is the only disease that exists

@@REVO515 same

That doesnt even need to be sarcastic cause its true😂

Because you are listening to him in his pure form. It’s like a drug

Especially when it had something to do with bloated govt infrastructure projects.

😈😎😈😈😎😈😎😈😎😈

I miss him talking on tog gear

I hate swares

cArBoN fOoTpRiNt yeah guess who started that phrase? BP. British Petroleum. Stop caring about the pathetic amount of emissions you emit and start caring about the insanely huge amount of emissions actual polluters emitt.

Yeah except "your carbon footprint" is a marketing campaign by BP in the 90s and 70% of pollution worldwide comes from industry. If literally everyone in the world started eating sustainable food, wearing sustainable clothes, using sustainable transport and recycling like a saint tomorrow, not a single problem would be solved. So don't give me that. The only boot print you should be worried about is on your face and there's nothing carbon about it.

then get a motorbike also perhapse realise amsterdam is very flat compaired to a lot of places

Ever see London weather?

@@comet.x Based

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Yeah this isn't America my friend

Oh they have interrupted him, now they interrupt no more.

So B R I T I S H

The producer is holding a sign saying 'you can fuck off too'

@@hiphop6045 Ha ha, right. 'Oh my gosh, it's Jeremy Clarksooon. Aaaaaa! Oh my gosh'. :)

abhi47 same in the UK tbh

same in romania

same is Russia

You do not have law-enforcement?🤣

Rene Mortensen what's that

Well, flying in out-of-season fruit and vegetables does have a significant carbon footprint. Not that eating them does.

@@thomasp506 You think every fruit is shipped in invidually on a single boat?

I know right? We all know as a fact that Jesus made car road when he died. Those roads are definitely not made from tearing down neighborhood. Don't listen to these Cyclist propaganda guys. The lizard men just want to control us.

another NPC that doesn't get this is a joke

@@sniffaboi5232 I dunno, do boats fly? Did I mention boats at all? Is your weird ad-hominem even close to what I actually said?

AA could stand for the airline. Similar jacket. Although I cant explain the van.

Brilliant

You sir are extremely aware 👌

What did I just read

@@isaacg5438 the AA are the biggest mechanic company in the UK

What a boomer. He obviously doesn't understand that there is a reason why the helmet is designed the way it is.

@@KristjanB no one cares

@@KristjanB do you eat 5 hardened bananas?

@@KristjanB it’s clearly a mocking description. I’m sure he realizes things are designed for a reason.

@@KristjanB He is much smarter than you. You know?

I mean, it sounds better than "Let's have an misinformed patronizing rant"

this is an intelligent debate. not his fault retards like you don't get that and just want to force yourselves onto everyone.

1:06 Clarkson: " Out there there is an ambulance stuck in traffic jam because of cycle lanes being made" Well would the porschembulance fare any better with a traffic jam?

@@atarvhegde5210 That's what the ram on it was for. It was called the Rambulance.

He was already on BBC2's Grumpy Old Men in 2003 @ 43-ish

As a ranting old man I can relate to this

Ranting old man? A person with years of life experience sharing knowledge.

You should write scripts.

Yeah I kinda hoped that was gonna be plot twist at the end but then again this is Jeremy Clarkson we are talking about.

Look up benny hill on here!

Glad you got o much from what he said.

And put on a cycle helmet, that would be tongue n cheek.

If anything, following his argument we should replace car lanes with bicycle lanes.

Dutch cyclist here, can't relate. Maybe dont treat your commute like the Tour de France and just take it easy.

@@alex2143 you guys have no idea what warm air is. What's you're high 24c?

Dude 7 massive die hard clarkson fan here . Totally agree 😂😂

Try it with Gordon Ramsay

Yeah it’s weird 🤣

Yasss! Lol

Re runs of top gear uncensored

This deserves more likes 😂

Or burn the bike, thats the clarkson way. LMAO

Me too.

That's probably the last thing he'd wanna do in his life lol

ken davies hahahaha

Same

I love trees more than anything

It got alot worse last week when he spoke about f1...

That's the beauty of KZfaq, versus lame ass TV producers.

Its wonderful

You should watch his video on F1 on DriveTribe.

@@zohairahmad2652 hilarious. Clarkson in all his glory

I treasure mother nature. I cycled to work in Paris which is way better than the metro (tube) and I can't imagine someone cutting trees for me to cycle ! Blasphemy !!

It's not the cyclists who want the trees cut down - it's Sadiq Khan. The cyclists would rather the road was simply closed to all motor traffic.

Agreed

Agreed, they should take some car lanes instead

Perhaps if people reduce their depend on automobiles then cycle lanes won't be necessary at all

It's only for entertainment.

Yeah this is why you listen people who actually have researched the subject and published papers and not a senile man who uses a newspaper as his source and thinks he is an expert. People like Jeremy are the reason why the term Dunning-Kruger effect was created

@@bogdanMr it is. it's entertaining because it's true.

yes. don't make cycle lanes and don't have cyclists. common sense things.

You can only blame yourself unfortunately

its just a bigot with no power, let him talk

@@hil449 “bigot” - 🤓

CreeperCake thank you

What a hero you are, go to the top, take my like with you

Underrated comment. Deserves far more likes

Thanks kind stranger.

Beautiful

So that's 84 trees then ...

@@eug3nius how

It's more beneficial to take care of the tree's we have, then to plant new one's. And the forest can pay back with fire safety in a warming planet, and provide lots of food

They'd have to bring 42 mills all the way back from holland, did you think of that. No.

Here here!

Just thinking that

Luke Mills what ya on bout

Luke Mills you dont have to be left to be censored you fucking moron.

@Luke Mills calm down boss

Luka Smith LITERALLY

Or all the ones that get you put in jail for saying jokes.

Shut down the country because of a 0.06% death rate flu, and guess what, the politicians and "experts" who lecture us like kids are violating the very same rules they set!

Bus comes along. "Don't go on one of those,you'll get a disease".....................2020 Covid. How did he know?

1:59 Little does he know...

Little did YOU know what’s coming in 2021....

@IllGold21 What's your point?

@IllGold21 Define British. How far do we have to go in someone's family tree for them to be considered a true Brit? Why am I less British than you?

@IllGold21 Doesn't answer the question though does it. What's your basis for this? Who gets to call themselves British? How do you define it? What difference should someone's complexion make on their nationality if they are an official citizen of the country?

@IllGold21 lol of course you have no answer. Well, if you want anyone to blame for me "taking over white countries", blame Britain. If they didn't want me, they shouldn't have colonised India in the first place and just left well enough alone. Maybe then some of us wouldn't have come over. Or maybe you should blame the King for asking citizens of the commonwealth to come help rebuild Britain after the war because of all the men they lost. Just saying.

@IllGold21 Still living in the 19th century are we

Do black people in England care who Jeremy is?

@@GHound420 Why wouldn't they ?

Woogie Harrelson what does black have to do with anything??

The yellow vested gentleman was an AA man and I'm sure would recognise Clarkson.

Dan Smith your a little white kid don’t be saying that shit

That’s because he’s having a joke

First responders in my city actually support bike lanes because unlike cars bikes get out of the way.

Regardless, cyclists are a scourge on humanity and suffer from low testosterone one.

Exactly what i was thinking

Not necessary. I am assuming you are referring to the "cutting trees to put cycling lines" bit (not to the ambulance being stuck in traffic). According to my rough calculations (rough because I took carbon consumption of an average tree from Google), it would take 60 trees a year to consume the same amount of carbon I would produce by going to work in my car (not a Humvee mind you) for a week. If cutting 60 trees would make at least one person go to work by bicycle it might be worth the trade. Of course, cutting trees is not an optimal solution, but not necessary a bad one.

@@aleksandrastvardauskas7288 Yeah, you can plant trees elsewhere but the lanes HAVE to be there.

He directly says the last 7 words of the title.

46Dixey hello my fellow 46

It's a green screen

Not that amazing. You see dog shit on the street all the time.

cuppa what

You stare at him and he says to fuck off.

Myles Spear fuck off

The Cook no u

Sciron please as Jeremy keeps saying: just fuck off

Im your 666th like so sleep well tonight ;)

ok boomer

tru n nace spellin bruh

@@VGScreens nice

Or punching a producer.

Refreshing like a cup of hot tea made with dog turds

Can't agree with this comment more. Sick of hearing all this censored BS everywhere, we're english man, fuck being PC about everything. It's only the nonce's in 'power' that talk like that. Wow I just sounded like a typical English football shirt wearing, council house dwelling, Brexit voting imbecile... Nah man, fuck PC. Go Jezza.

driving, you look less of a clot being in a car than being on a bike.

That is actually such a James May thing to do.

I was thinking that folding bike was May's

Then Jeremy would push him over and May would just yell: “CLARKSON”

During construction of the bikes, the bike lane and the pink nylon cycle shorts it does release toxic waste into the athmosphere.

Lol😂

Bravo

Wow look he has a girlfriend

Harry Johnson Thats actually amazing :)

F i i N Y X We’re not all virgins buddy

@Michelle Green that's a joke. Chill mate

If you'd ever watched the news on Top Gear you'd know that Jeremey insists he has a bicycle.

Michelle Green r/wooosh

He wasn’t on about having a bike. He was on about having theses cycle lanes, and trees are being pulled down to have them go back to 0:14 and he will tell you

🤯

while there's an element of truth to what you said, the numbers you throw around seem highly inflated if not entirely made up. Sure, I'm certain many people drive cars because they have to. But will they actually stop driving, especially when the alternatives or buses and bicycles? I SERIOUSLY doubt that.

Haha classic

Its where the ' sleepers 😎' live

G Walker London is a shit hole

@@lil_nut2232 you apparently know nothing. Where do you live? You ever been to belsize park or Hampstead? Probably not you fucking Muppet.

Oliver’s life is shit

Happiness has nothing to do with the external.

It is.

big city problem

He bought a farm just for that reason

For a man like Jeremy or any other kind of celebrity for work reasons he has to but he owns a farm house in the country just for that reason

Or stop reducing 2 or 3 lane roads down to 1 or 2 just to make way for bicycle or bus lanes.

@@devon896 Na, reducing the amount of cars is still way better. Ambulances can also use bicycle and bus lanes.

@@unduloid Ah I see you're one of the woke greenpeace losers who can't afford a car 👍

Well, it is London, people are anti social here xD

Pretty sure a bunch of people did...but he told them to F*ck off

This is England.

@@chrisbuxton1958 L

Why do i feel it's a green scrern

They made the series. It was called Grumpy Old Men

F**k Off!

Loved his rant about airports in the grand tour!

OK BOOMMER

@@subninja8069 Do you even know what that means???

@@truck-a-bout1958 yep... its the people who fucked up the economy and why us Millenniums have a hard time finding jobs.

@@subninja8069 Jeremy Clarkson is the ultimate boomer though

Is this a The Simpsons reference?

bingo.

No it's the lanes

@@jamesbarker5254 no it's the city planing

@@a.b2966 I'm not from London or even Britain but its probably such a mess being an old city

Same problems here in the Netherlands, having to deal with incompetent government.

This. Thanks to induced demand, more lanes can even INCREASE congestion.

@@dreamcanvas5321 meanwhile, induced demand for bikes sounds absolutely amazing. More induced demand for carbon neutral transportation combined with free exercise? Yes please!

It's the only way to talk to those people, it's the only words they understand.

As if Jeremy is famous because he is classy 🤣🤣🤣

He didn't say "f*** off". He said "fuck off"

I do agree 👍😂🤣😅. Major of London is 💩 and he isn't alone. All these, who's licking bums of greedy elites puppets, are.

@@garrybaldy327 that's cuz KZfaq hates unfiltered words...idk why

It is. Back in the day I would take the bus everyday to uni/work and every saturday I would feel sick. Not enough to get out of work, but enough to not go out anywhere. Got a car and started driving everywhere. No longer feel sick every weekend. Its like not spending hours every day in a box full of strangers is healthy.

I am taking the bus/tram and i never got any disease ever.

@@BogdanSaiu privileged dipshits who have never had to ride a bus in their life. They saw someome get off and then the person coughed once so they figure it's full of desiease

I loved my diseased bus rides in my youth. Made me a man not a pussy 😂

Today you can’t go on buses and london is deserted. Less cars, better enviroment. Still allowed to cycle once a day

@TiggerLiveToo xDD

Definitely. In fact, the best show ever, James May sits around very carefully assembling some kind of gadget while Clarkson tells him to hurry and fuck off while hamster crashes very expensive cars.

Will there be a next season?

Tarik Sultanigy nope.

SuperDeansWorld yes there is u fool

There will be a next season but it will be all specials

@@stickyblicky11 unfortunately

And if you use electric bikes you don't use any extra food calories but far less mechanical energy than a 100 stone car overall.

I can not stand him

because it is!

@@sardarkhan565 because he speaks the truth?

His opinion is irrelevant, the way he rants about it entertains me.

Guys he’s mostly kidding

also because he's a nutjob

@@nohandleeeeee No he ain't. He is a fully intelligent man.

@@jessjessrowrow5296 Khan is a complete idiot and embarrassment.

Clarkson should be the mayor of London

@@trabeees5950 Well then we'd have Clarkson's world. Remember that time they drove the Grosser and Corniche? He's gonna murder G-Wiz drivers. I mean, they suck, but they're contributing to society unlike *_bicyclists._* Although, let's admit, I'd be glad to see Clarkson rise to power.

The BBC version that he has not been on for years now ..... ?

@@WiggysanWiggysan Is this like in grade school when the girl hits the boy she likes? And it's been four years and five months. If your going to hit someone with something at least put in a little effort. Silly Rabbit

@@dirtytatter LOL

Big black cock?

I like this version...definitely more authentic. I really enjoyed hearing his rant about the state of Formula 1, and like here, it was spot on.

I can listen to him just talking all day

I'd love to hear that. The perfect podcast to make each day interesting.

agreed

no doubt about it. lets say it would be live and he was going on for hours, i wonder how many hours could i listen to him , i think about 4 straight...

As can I. A smile gets plastered to my noggin when ever he states “they can fuck off”. Love it!

But still disagree with the title of the video. Thumbnail title...

Same here. I cycle religiously, but these cycle lanes have to be well thought of and planned. Dont just go with a lazy solution as to cut down trees to make way for it.

@@deanbrickland Thank You!

@@deanbrickland Better for businesses when only a few boneheads on bicycles can visit them?............excellent idea!

@@deanbrickland remove the cars? Ambulances, taxis have you heard of them?