Drug problems

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JAM05028

16 жыл бұрын

Dave talks about how people deal with drugs

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@jeffreyfife5293 4 жыл бұрын

Let’s not ignore this man just hit the dirtiest moonwalk ever out of nowhere for one second.

@MrArjay123 4 жыл бұрын

Jeffums @1:44

@darrendabner8436 4 жыл бұрын

Facts! That shit was smooth as fuck

@originalunoriginal4055 4 жыл бұрын

Fact: MJ learnt the moonwalk from Dave Chappell

@macadon041 4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂🤣😂🤣

@493HZ 4 жыл бұрын

TRUST ME, so fucking overlooked, how is that so smooth. The camera GLIDED with the man

@emmanuelbalderrama5074 3 жыл бұрын

"You ain't crisp but you'll function" Favorite line 😂😂

@proud2bpagan 3 жыл бұрын

That was pretty much the take my ex wife and I had on weed. She has RA,and I had bad teeth, so the weed was a god send. I wish my home state would just go ahead and legalize it.

@codyh2492 3 жыл бұрын

@@proud2bpagan I agree with the last sentence. But what is RA? And what does you having bad teeth have to do with it?

@proud2bpagan 3 жыл бұрын

@@codyh2492 RA is Rheumatoid Arthritis. bad teeth cause really bad abcesses if you get gingervitis. the infection makes your tooth pain almost unbearable.

@codyh2492 3 жыл бұрын

@@proud2bpagan Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up.

@aronorenda 3 жыл бұрын

@@proud2bpagan lol it's gingivitis... Gingervitis is when you become a ginger

@christianhuye9018 2 жыл бұрын

I cried when he was pretending to be the old guy using the walker “That old man must be tripping”😂

@Svbr2th 2 жыл бұрын

What's so funny is after his moonwalk, he goes right back to the "walker" like it didn't happen lmmfao

@praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ! “The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.”” ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭40:8‬ ‭NIV‬‬ F

@jelanibellamy5218 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯

@leahwanjiru8557 2 жыл бұрын

trippin like a baby girraffe in high heels🤣

@paulkarimi2728 2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@1077jeremy 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Dave’s talking to himself voice sounds like a silly white guy. “Dave calm down, man.” Lol

@lonniewilson8357 2 жыл бұрын

Its called a conscious...we all have it lol.

@dare_challenge_a_god1536 2 жыл бұрын

What Dave

@seanford5707 2 жыл бұрын

Racist

@robertdevito1098 2 жыл бұрын

You need to calm down there Ridgeway what kind of a comment was that?

@DemonHeart719 2 жыл бұрын

@@seanford5707 cry about it

@zodiac909 7 жыл бұрын

This man is a living cartoon character. One in a million.

@jamega4000 5 жыл бұрын

Brian Nava Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are up there too

@Ray2311us 5 жыл бұрын

One in a billion would seem much more accurate.

@pinakijana9479 5 жыл бұрын

If you're talking about cartoon character then you can't forget Jim Carrey

@paparabi2245 5 жыл бұрын

He's 1 in 8 billion

@nikanzare3099 5 жыл бұрын

One in a million is like.. 8000 people

@jimbeam3783 4 жыл бұрын

He killed that moonwalk 😂 1:44

@RaspySquares 4 жыл бұрын

Right? Audience was too white...

@JohnSmith-ki3li 4 жыл бұрын

@TheHumanity! oof

@thc1859 4 жыл бұрын

@TheHumanity! ooofff

@donjohn2239 4 жыл бұрын

@TheHumanity! Shit.

@meechoe7403 4 жыл бұрын

TheHumanity! Don’t have to be black. You’re too uncultured.

@stonedstreamingna6852 2 жыл бұрын

He had absolutely no right showing us only a glimpse of his abilities with that moonwalk, we need more

@LunaSangre 2 жыл бұрын

“If I was 75 I’d do coke heroin everything, I wouldn’t give a fk.”

@Ray-jg5dj 4 жыл бұрын

He's got an amazing voice. Every word he says sounds so *crisp*

@kolestracener9402 4 жыл бұрын

Well said. Very crisp

@kentuckybruce6816 4 жыл бұрын

Chapelle, what a *crisp* last name

@Christian_509 4 жыл бұрын

Just so crisp

@OD_G00N 4 жыл бұрын

'Cos he ain't on *weed*

@mwoodson1026 4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who noticed.. His CH.. and TH ..

@willr8764 5 жыл бұрын

The elephant's temporal lobe (the area of the brain associated with memory) is larger and denser than that of people - hence the saying 'elephants never forget'.

@nicolasredyr7068 4 жыл бұрын

So he's like the avatar of comedy?

@chasegwop47 4 жыл бұрын

nicolas redyr basically

@rudi_tabootie 4 жыл бұрын

I love Dave to death, but there have been others

@rodolfoalvajr5430 4 жыл бұрын

You forgot Richard Pryor Sam Keneson Rodney Dangerfield redd fox

@Oly1y 4 жыл бұрын

No he's not you fucking dunce

@paulredinger5830 Жыл бұрын

Old Dave is one of the best comedians alive.

@supernerdy6612 2 жыл бұрын

the fact i knew everyjoke he was going to make and his execution still made me laugh shows his skill.

@user-zm8sc1gr4h 5 жыл бұрын

“If your landlord hooked on crack, that means you’ve gotta have the rent”😆

@VonTaylan 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cinnamoomilk 4 жыл бұрын

Ya damn skippy! On time, off time, anytime that dude need a fix that rent is due on the spot

@growing.grounds4054 4 жыл бұрын

If you late your fucked !

@cybilebenedict 4 жыл бұрын

👌🏽😂

@stonerjoe2920 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks I was watching this too

@EyedCrown 4 жыл бұрын

He was so high that he went for a haircut without having hair

@Adam_Ch739 4 жыл бұрын

Oooor he doesn't have hair because he went to the barber shop hmmm? 😂

@royythaboi7163 4 жыл бұрын

😂😅most underrated comment on here!

@blockhead420420 4 жыл бұрын

Who knows how old this story is hes telling he had hair once have you seen the movie the nutty professor

@andrewjohnson7158 4 жыл бұрын

U trippin

@Skitz0frenix 4 жыл бұрын

Still. Bald people go to the barber to shave their head ;)

@Rainmanthereal 2 жыл бұрын

"Whoo, This stuff sucks! Taste like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high!" This line just destroyed me!!! He's so funny and his delivery is always perfect,

@bottomeyeview2767 2 жыл бұрын

That moon walk!!!🤯

@innertubez 8 жыл бұрын

You ain't crisp... but you'll function. Bwahahaha

@daanm3869 5 жыл бұрын

wait no comments but almost a 1000 likes?

@jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 жыл бұрын

Depends on the person tbh but for the most part yes. I actually find it helps me focus during sparring sessions as well as help me see combos, footwork, etc I may not have seen before or at least not as soon.

@tattletalestrangler7815 5 жыл бұрын

jeebus yaWeirdo maybe during film, but cmon, ssmmookkee in your lungs cant be good for your conditioning right?

@jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 жыл бұрын

@@tattletalestrangler7815 that is true but that is why you minimize it. Some fighters smoke cigarettes too, but do so occasionally and not a constant. There are also multiple methods of achieving a buzz from pot such as vaping and orally. Moderation is the key tbh. Personally I smoke and still do boxing, I have no issues with it at all. Personally, I get benefit from it. However it isn't exactly the same for everyone and it may have a differing effect on others that may help or hinder their abilities. I am also not talking about getting totally baked either but I can and be just fine. There was actually a BJJ tournament where the fighters would get high then roll.

@jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 жыл бұрын

@@tattletalestrangler7815 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ba2hlJlo0aqYho0.html it is called High Roller Tournament and had some pretty high profile guys in it. Idk if it has continued or not.

@InSaN3ViSioN 9 жыл бұрын

"Where's the sink? Its in the kitchen!, oh... i thought it was in the drawer" LMFAO

@daquanb8949 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@freetube200 5 жыл бұрын

Totally something my dad would say. I never know what he's on

@ds7900 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@markosgallardo207 5 жыл бұрын

Some bullshit your dad on 😂😂😂

@seribas 5 жыл бұрын

@@freetube200 that sucks. Hope you learn from that. My #1 goal in life is to not be my father.

@henrychien1979 6 ай бұрын

“took a nap, woke up, fucked up” literally perfect delivery that line

@Drakeawake 2 жыл бұрын

When he hit that moonwalk i busted out straight laughing nonstop! 😂 Dave's a legend! Can't wait to see anything new he makes everything he makes is good!

@girl123interrupted 6 жыл бұрын

“Weed is a background substance, you ain’t crisp but you function” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hriaaata2979 4 жыл бұрын

i don't understand this reference

@jme2266 4 жыл бұрын

@@hriaaata2979 youre not as smart or witty when smoking weed, but you can still function normally. It doesnt inhibit your abilities to the point of being incapacitated.

@justinjohnson8987 4 жыл бұрын

J. SLICK it’s not that you aren’t as smart, your reaction is just slowed down. Including mental functions, physical functionality etc.

@robsutton1000 4 жыл бұрын

@@jme2266 depends how much you smoke haha

@l0ne__ang3l4 4 жыл бұрын

I witnessed this 😭😂😂😂

@DonnieDante 8 жыл бұрын

That was a Clean ass moon walk

@EclecticoIconoclasta 7 жыл бұрын

he can only do it while on crack

@dirtychewbrocca5857 6 жыл бұрын

When he did the splits after that omg

@bawihpuiaralte6128 6 жыл бұрын

Donnie G I just liked this to make it 666

@salacommander2674 5 жыл бұрын

Bawihpuia Ralte I wonder who made it 420 and didn't bother to tell anyone...

@chelomejias676 5 жыл бұрын

Right on man. That was impressive

@marcconte3275 Жыл бұрын

i swear mushrooms hit us all the same. you sit there for a while waiting for it to kick in. till finally you say, "i'm not even high." thats when you get up and it all hits you at once.

@notsorry5332 Жыл бұрын

I am a woman from Russia who never did drugs and I still think that is the one of the funniest stand up scatch in history. Rewatched it like dozen times. Legend

@JamesSmith-xk1fb Жыл бұрын

Should try a little weed or coke

@silewis9396 Жыл бұрын

@@JamesSmith-xk1fb Noooooo. Do something better with your money

@misterbikerman7888 Жыл бұрын

@@silewis9396 W weed L other drug

@GOATMENTATOR Жыл бұрын

@@silewis9396 she is from russia, she doesn't have any money :D

@nicolausteslaus Жыл бұрын

@@GOATMENTATOR roasted

@ninjabuck2576 9 жыл бұрын

Moonwalk was on point!

@kadesh111 8 жыл бұрын

+Bernard Buckholtz I said the same. damn. thing. Preach it.

@loulou3t 8 жыл бұрын

+Iamyouonlydifferent That directional reverse was the shit!....Im still laughing...

@Traditionalsheep 7 жыл бұрын

hhahahahahahhahah

@nfllore8741 6 жыл бұрын

Bernard Buckholtz 1000 likes.

@everettdukes86 6 жыл бұрын

Hell yea 😂😂😂

@viralbuthow000 7 жыл бұрын

"That means you've GOTTA have the rent."

@lorettaknoelk3475 7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JP-kr8kq 6 жыл бұрын

roscoegino the delivery was on point

@alexf8314 6 жыл бұрын

Squanchy Yeah, that's his strong point in stand up no question. He can literally deliver any old mediocre joke if he wanted to and as long as he does it in his usual delivery, it'll sound 10 times funnier than if anybody else was telling it.

@JessicaBelcher 6 жыл бұрын

Sky Blylevin just $20 now 😂🤣

@englodevan618 6 жыл бұрын

Best Dave Chappelle Stand up ever compelete in HD kzfaq.info/get/bejne/huB1qtCentywemw.html

@eli8589 8 ай бұрын

"I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said Goddawm!!!" 😂😂😂

@supersnow17 Жыл бұрын

Coming back and watching this high out of your ass is an experience man, early Dave is just as amazing as new Dave.

@JiovanniDaMatrix 5 жыл бұрын

That old man is trippin! Lmfao...the fact that he's walking with a walker then stops to moonwalk and dance is funny af! 😂😂😂

@meezey 4 жыл бұрын

man i *LOSST* it!! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

@Actiomedey 4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was okay until I read your comment, now it's REALLY funny!

@redstallion7335 4 жыл бұрын

@@meezey Some Martin shit lol

@rockk9753 3 жыл бұрын

He's actually walking with a stool haha

@seungjupark5966 3 жыл бұрын

"I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed." Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

@user-zm8sc1gr4h 5 жыл бұрын

“Dave calm down, you’re on drugs, this is what drugs do”🤣🤣🤣

@kingkongbrodiejohnson3954 4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@critiquemytechnique1135 4 жыл бұрын

This is exactly how u talk to urself when ur trying to not loose it on mushrooms lol

@eclektik4208 4 жыл бұрын

Lol I said the same thing when I smoked dmt or went through a k hole on ketamine

@juanmercado4364 3 жыл бұрын

Had to like this to change the number 667

@BoggleMeBog 3 жыл бұрын

Ive had to tell myself something like that while on shrooms 😂

@hktz1 Жыл бұрын

This should be played as part of drug prevention courses 😂.

@JOHNTOPG 2 жыл бұрын

This is the highlight of every single person's life in this audience , even Dave's. The San Francisco special is hands down best comedy special ever

@wtfisditvoorbullshit 9 жыл бұрын

I planned my day like it was weed lmao

@wtfisditvoorbullshit 7 жыл бұрын

Guys, stop liking my comment. After 80 likes it starts getting annoying 😒

@wtfisditvoorbullshit 7 жыл бұрын

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@wtfisditvoorbullshit 6 жыл бұрын

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@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler 6 жыл бұрын

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@AyeimJordan 6 жыл бұрын

wtfisditvoorbullshit jerry has put

@a.a.h.s.2345 4 жыл бұрын

So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials

@crysjumar1 4 жыл бұрын

right! that was the exact same thing in my head. also, he does not smile as much during his specials.

@groowanderer 4 жыл бұрын

@@crysjumar1 agreed. He doesn't need money, actually left the game because of it. I get the feeling he's back half-heartedly, in order to ... feel? Or try to.

@atlantaitgirl1779 4 жыл бұрын

sammmeeeee. but I remember this monologue like it was yesterday....

@ITIonoxide 4 жыл бұрын

the one we see today is Dave's clone. the real Dave was killed by them

@russellstuff-her7017 4 жыл бұрын

@@ITIonoxide still way to controversial to be a clone... I think he just got tired of people trying to control his material

@rodrigoribeiro2569 8 ай бұрын

That last 2 minutes made me laugh out loud like crazy kkkk long time I dont laugh out loud like that, thank you sir! You've brighten my day up

@chondominguez6995 2 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest. Up there for sure. Great job man.

@johnnyb9218 8 жыл бұрын

I love this...Looks at his clock - 2:42 He takes a shower, listens to his entire CD collection, runs around the block 4x then takes a nap - Still HIGH...looks at his clock 2:43.

@mohamedlotfimdoukali2285 7 жыл бұрын

loool

@teejay3698 6 жыл бұрын

Lol if i had a nickel

@albanybestdrumline 6 жыл бұрын

Bruh that's how it be

@rushardedward 6 жыл бұрын

0GR3 sounds like a personal problem to me

@0gr312 6 жыл бұрын

Guess you're the lame ass nigga repeating shit. Just so you know, your friends hate you.

@ihurricane7 8 жыл бұрын

that's gotta be the coolest moonwalk I've seen

@anthonyitaliano7316 5 жыл бұрын

have you not seen michael jackson? loool

@Tipi83 5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure that @ihurricane7 has seen M.J's moonwalk. I think @ihurricane meant that, it was just so funny looking moonwalk. :)

@ahmadking5229 5 жыл бұрын

1k leggoooo

@teunlll 5 жыл бұрын

@@Tipi83 and you don't get his joking

@Tipi83 5 жыл бұрын

@@teunlll Yea, that's it, I didn't get it all.. 🙄

@DJSupaMonkey 2 жыл бұрын

I have never seen this set. Literally first time viewing as of the writing of this comment. Seriously, I legit have not laughed like this in over 4 years. Dave is a legend!

@janellepatterson2744 9 ай бұрын

man it’s still lit af . idc how long ago he made this . still relevant! 😂

@michaelcovel3793 8 жыл бұрын

took a nap...woke up ~ fucked up XD! I crack up every time

@HomemadeNub 8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Covel I see what you did there.

@mrmoedini 6 жыл бұрын

StrikingTan same

@nkalakatha100 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@clutchbg9458 4 жыл бұрын

Why didnt the crowd go wild when he hit that moonwalk tho??

@493HZ 4 жыл бұрын

Its fucking crazy, that was near Jacko level smooth

@panismith1544 4 жыл бұрын

Because hes black.

@maxabeywickrema8975 3 жыл бұрын

They did

@certifiedprepper4242 3 жыл бұрын

Pani Smith Do they laugh at all his jokes because he’s black?

@filthymcnastyazz 3 жыл бұрын

clutch bg94 white ppl

@plawx5654 2 жыл бұрын

"Then I looked in the mirror..." Yep lol

@vegaswillie Жыл бұрын

"It was weird, the balls opened up."

@Tipi83 7 жыл бұрын

Dave is definitely one of the best stand up comedians out there. :)

@johnnybravoooooooooooooooooooo 7 жыл бұрын

Tipi83 he is the best lmaooo

@scaredstar9127 4 жыл бұрын

"Your on drugs, this is what drugs do" my new excuse

@TheAngel3737 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@publicalias8172 3 жыл бұрын

Excuse for WHAT 💀💀

@scaredstar9127 3 жыл бұрын

@@publicalias8172 when im questiond for having sex with a corpse and high on meth of course.

@SPICAL 3 жыл бұрын

@@scaredstar9127 holy shit 😂😂😂 dark humor at its finest

@its_just_roberto 3 жыл бұрын

@@scaredstar9127 Trevor Philips? That you?

@DJCoolK1d 3 ай бұрын

“Where’s the sink I came to fix it” “It’s in the kitchen” “I thought it was in the drawer” 😂

@callumfitzpatrick1989 Жыл бұрын

He seems like he's just naturally funny by nature without much effort.

@barackfofana1117 9 жыл бұрын

i'll fix it tomorow when i come for the rent

@jerrybartlett2947 5 жыл бұрын

doesn't matter if your landlord is on crack or not he still uses that excuse on anything XD

@unowen7591 8 жыл бұрын

I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said GODDAMN Hahaha on point

@LOLLYPOPPE 7 жыл бұрын

How? Just askin cause never did shrooms

@RobFeldkamp 7 жыл бұрын

you really loose your sense of time. Everything seems to happen at once, in reverse order or a long time ago. chronology disapears. all quite wierd.

@iare19 6 жыл бұрын

Rob Feldkamp a lot of deja vu also

@slixdon9695 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah my first time doing shrooms , just 2 hours in felt like a whole day

@theorenmaybee7927 6 жыл бұрын

Rob Feldkamp sounds like an interesting trip

@larrywhinnery1808 2 жыл бұрын

This was classic. I wish I'd seen it years ago.

@Mr.Robert1 2 жыл бұрын

When was the first time you saw this ? One of the best thing about KZfaq. If you want to watch anything, no matter when it aired you can watch it. And it's free. People have the nerve to complain about the advertising. That's how they make money. Or you can get there pay service and see it uninterrupted. Anytime I need a laugh I will check out Dave or SNL Trevor Noah is killer. From comedy central all his material is spot on. Enjoy. 😋

@larrywhinnery1808 2 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Robert1 I've always been a chappelle fan. I've just never come across this bit.

@martinpye549 Жыл бұрын

He has , over time, become my favourite comedian of ALL time. Respect from the UK.

@willburz220 4 жыл бұрын

“I looked at the clock it was 2:43” ain’t that the truest shit ever

@billt8504 3 жыл бұрын

When he says "the clock said 2:42" you can see the punchline coming. After all his activities (and a nap), when he says "2:43" I still laughed out loud. Something about Dave's delivery is special.

@yahayamuhammad5019 2 жыл бұрын

I also laughed out loud,. Man is a legend

@LUCKY.ORIGINAL417 2 жыл бұрын

@jonsonsjohnson9095 2 жыл бұрын

@@LUCKY.ORIGINAL417 you didnt understand

@ProdNapoleon 2 жыл бұрын

Bro I can relate so much I had a bad trip on shrooms and holy shit bro 1 minute felt like an hour because of all the racing thoughts but when you think slowly time goes by faster

@LUCKY.ORIGINAL417 2 жыл бұрын

@@jonsonsjohnson9095 double ye

@atklm1 2 жыл бұрын

After smoking weed one or two full days, you can pretty much smoke as much as you want and you'll function. But if you haven't had weed for years and smoke a nice bowl of strong sativa, you ain't functioning. And no matter how hard shrooms or acid hit you, you'll take a valium or xanax and you feel nothing but a little buzz anymore.

@masterzombie161 Жыл бұрын

“COME ON I NEED IT!!!” That is too real lol

@maf5600 4 жыл бұрын

"boy that old man is trippin." LMAO

@richardmoreno2395 3 жыл бұрын

He is the best he is thegoat

@buebitohonguito4061 2 жыл бұрын

The thumping with the walker 🤣🤣🤣

@IsraelCountryCube 2 жыл бұрын

I dont understand

@orizkhalas4428 9 жыл бұрын

took a nap, woke up, fucked up

@Dennis0is0Mr1Swag 6 жыл бұрын

All from 2:42 to 2:43

@god-son-love 6 жыл бұрын

can somebody explain this ? I don't understand.

@kaan61 6 жыл бұрын

Porschen Hund it was just a day later. I doubt it, but it makes it just a bit more funny.

@antennawilde Жыл бұрын

Perfect description of the beginning stages of mushrooms: Tastes like athlete's foot, I feel sick, but not really high... then I looked in the mirror

@DrawdenionGames1 2 жыл бұрын

"Took a nap, woke up, fucked up" Best line ever

@joevaughnbrooks5844 4 жыл бұрын

And til this day he’s still on his A game 💯🙏🏽

@1_Lando 4 жыл бұрын

🚫🧢

@sims4610593 4 жыл бұрын

Ehh not the same

@josh18230 4 жыл бұрын

Nope these are the golden years. At least he is getting off the woke crap though.

@ajo2012 4 жыл бұрын

Still makes me laugh my ass off

@047Kenny 4 жыл бұрын

JoeVaughn Brooks you ain’t ever lie

@LizardoiL 9 ай бұрын

Chappelle has super underrated physical comedy.

@rileyherbert739 11 ай бұрын

The bit about the landlord hooked on crack is probably one of the best standup routines 😊of all time

@tredd752 4 жыл бұрын

I look at the clock it was 2:43... dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌

@elbajapanti6411 4 жыл бұрын

Theo Redd ,⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@thiskidd1783 4 жыл бұрын

God Damn!!! Lmao

@ItachiUchiha-rc2kh 4 жыл бұрын

Theo Redd I died 😂

@billybobaggins8820 4 жыл бұрын

Man that’s fucking shroomies for ya

@xMorbidArtx 3 жыл бұрын

Acid does the same. I swear I felt at least 2 hours had passed, it had only been like 3-5 minutes, scared the shit out of me.

@HAIRHOLIC_1 7 жыл бұрын

I swear I've watched all of Dave Chappelles stand up hundreds times and every time I watch them they still crack me up😂😂 this guy is seriously the best 😂😭

@princerah7340 5 жыл бұрын

Werewolffy agreed

@koshar44 5 жыл бұрын

You fine af

@tylercassidy9426 4 жыл бұрын

Wow there so rude to you but if you'd like to smash just Holla

@king78613 4 жыл бұрын

Damn baby hit me yo Snapchat so we can continue our love story

@halaniwalombardi3562 2 жыл бұрын

Got enough make up? Men can see past that you know.

@johnaddaquay1114 2 жыл бұрын

Love daves old stuff. Legendary

@guyfromavillage134 Жыл бұрын

the slow progression of time is so real conversations, laughs, movies, music, having a smoke five minutes of mushrooms is an era

@damnatiomemoriae1894 7 жыл бұрын

had an alcoholic landlord that used to do the same thing. lol.

@lorettaknoelk3475 7 жыл бұрын

Are you for real???? omg

@lilmichmenol5513 6 жыл бұрын

No bro. No. *SLAP

@lilmichmenol5513 6 жыл бұрын

Only Chapelle.

@notpulverman9660 6 жыл бұрын

Lil' MichMenol Are you trying to make a joke or something? It's hard to tell what you're trying to say.

@BrytheP 5 жыл бұрын

@@notpulverman9660 the response to the landlord champ.

@badboy3p7 8 жыл бұрын

Dave's moonwalk is gangsta

@AB-gz9yb 5 жыл бұрын

Priscillus Simeon love it

@riddley39 2 жыл бұрын

I personally think this is Dave at his best even better than the Dave we have now by a million miles he was pure quality!

@MRJMXHD Жыл бұрын

I agree.

@jpmorgan3891 8 ай бұрын

Actually both versions of dave Chappelle are great ...

@luisaraneda5721 5 ай бұрын

After all this years, Dave is still the GOAT.

@southsydesasha7268 8 жыл бұрын

Weed- you aint crisp, but you function!😂😂😂😂TRU DAT TRU DAT!!!

@ziadahmedsamy 7 жыл бұрын

what's the girl's name ? of your profile picture

@southsydesasha7268 7 жыл бұрын

Aww i dont give my real name out but you can call me Sasha😘✌🏾️

@billyhr5289 7 жыл бұрын

hey sahsa wanna smash ?

@johngivens2115 6 жыл бұрын

southsyde Sasha U used a black emoji so u aren't white like ur profile pic. Ur probly not even a girl .. fuckin freak

@newtrichging4066 6 жыл бұрын

southsyde Sasha you sexy mama

@samuelperezsanchez7612 7 жыл бұрын

better than Kevin hart

@Jokaanan 5 жыл бұрын

duh

@masterah2926 5 жыл бұрын

Samuel Perez Sanchez yup

@nazarioa944 5 жыл бұрын

I don't even think Kevin Hart is funny.

@gabrielaponte6403 5 жыл бұрын

leagues above Kevin hart

@redmasterchief 5 жыл бұрын

Not even sure Kevin hart would disagree

@donnatate458 9 ай бұрын

"I looked at the clock, it was 2:43". Still laughing.😂

@danieltaylor9459 2 жыл бұрын

3:42 The voice in all of our heads

@ArkaeaFCL3 4 жыл бұрын

"I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed." Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

@TheRafaelBond 4 жыл бұрын

cool

@sadchinito 4 жыл бұрын

@stickelsss 4 жыл бұрын

Alright

@onbabies4827 4 жыл бұрын

Alright

@Ashish8363 4 жыл бұрын

nice

@piob9801 3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm. I had a landlord who was a drug addict. He asks for rent two months in advance and borrows money every week. He was a scary guy. We found out that our electricity was illegally connected to the mainline.

@hexicalcat4937 Жыл бұрын

Wtf that sounds like a nightmare 💀

@karkkimarkkinat2109 Жыл бұрын

Holy shit that sounds epic 😂

@americancountryball2077 Жыл бұрын

Blackmail him?

@lickmyloafbruh Жыл бұрын

Oof that’s crazy

@piob9801 Жыл бұрын

@@americancountryball2077 Nah, i didn't want to be stabbed to death.

@stankboy6924 10 ай бұрын

Hands down one of the greatest specials of all time

@Magravator1671 2 жыл бұрын

He's too funny! The old man running with the walker was pretty epic! 🤣

@xxP1ST0LER0xx 8 жыл бұрын

I thought it was in the drawer. 😂

@xxpistolero420xx7 6 жыл бұрын

yo bitch u copied my username!

@carolynmmitchell2240 6 жыл бұрын

xxPistolero 420xx what the fuck is pistolero.

@xxpistolero420xx7 6 жыл бұрын

carolyn ask ur mother

@xxP1ST0LER0xx 6 жыл бұрын

xxPistolero 420xx you are bum sir! It’s not like i specifically looked up this name and said “oooh I’ll just add zeros and get rid of the 420”

@notpulverman9660 6 жыл бұрын

carolyn mmitchell Pistolero literally means "gunner." Can be used to mean "Gunslinger," and "cowboy."

@mattyxmatt313 10 жыл бұрын

Took a nap. Woke up, Fucked up..

@AB-gz9yb 5 жыл бұрын

Matt Mello lol he’s the master of comedy

@orangewarm1 2 жыл бұрын

I prefer this Dave.

@andresmiguel8082 2 ай бұрын

One of the best specials ever

@SunshineBeauty03 9 жыл бұрын

Boy! that old man is Trippin!

@jeyran5835 6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Breeze 😭😭😭😭

@jamesmitchell3955 5 жыл бұрын

Saving Sarah silverman

@DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth 7 жыл бұрын

that moonwalk was on point

@JihadBunnydick 2 жыл бұрын

Love you Dave, you one of the few comedians I ever related with.

@joycceleste6701 2 жыл бұрын

true life is in us love this ima watch this just trying to get through my life thanks to big people like this person thankyou.

@FlamingSpaceman 7 жыл бұрын

Lost my shit at the moonwalk.

@yeahright6048 4 жыл бұрын

That last joke has to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard

@OgDj2024 Жыл бұрын

One of the greatest! 👍🏾

@kushcapone 2 жыл бұрын

Dave Chapelle discovers a time warp

@Parodyst1 8 жыл бұрын

pure gold

@brianroach6097 8 жыл бұрын

mincraft

@jerryreed2641 8 жыл бұрын

When a man love a women

@keithbecknell6994 7 жыл бұрын

I don't think I ever laughed so hard.

@j5gamer455 7 жыл бұрын

Come on I need the rent couple hours later I need some more of the rent I'll come back tomorrow for the rent

@lorettaknoelk3475 7 жыл бұрын

+J 5 gamer 😂😂😂

@crispyRolle 4 жыл бұрын

As a future crackhead i envy u

@lurkenyautja5681 Жыл бұрын

Kiabiaca your kool love what you said on Saturday night live...with prayer..

@alanking5813 5 жыл бұрын

This man is beyond words. Shaped my life. I'm a white guy from a country town that had one black family for 3 months... lol Dave taught me we are all the same. Laughter and humor and love is universal. Yeah, I get that from Dave. Hahahaha

@tomd1434 4 жыл бұрын

The Clayton bigsby bit killed me.

@JamesTTierce 4 жыл бұрын

@@tomd1434 The clayton bigsby bit is one of the reasons he likely left comedy. The wrong group of people enjoy that bit(actual racist people.)

@tomd1434 4 жыл бұрын

@@JamesTTierce So? I'm not sure why he left, but a lot of folks loved that bit, racists and non racists alike.

@JerryDaBes 4 жыл бұрын

@@JamesTTierce Dark humor is still humor. Why get offended when we know it's a joke. South park is a great example, too.

@rl1226 3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesTTierce not true

@voteZDLR 5 жыл бұрын

"this building's falling apart, things came up" If there ever was a landlord junkie I swear that'd be the first thing they came up with as a lie for money

@tobinakatarx 4 жыл бұрын

Coke addict boss 3 am ,"get me some coke or dont come to work tomorrow" I loved days off ,so was like "fuck you ,i aint coming in anyway,you know i dont do mondays 😉

@oleand14 2 жыл бұрын

The commedy king that cancel culture failed to cancel.❤️

@waynedub1167 2 жыл бұрын

Last time I did the shrooms we watch Chappelle show and laughed so fucking hard. Good times.

@cristenober8013 8 ай бұрын

Same!

@sweetcrosby 4 жыл бұрын

I see youtube recommend is liking chappelle again for some reaosn.

@princesayoleasa 4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Crosby he has a new skit on Netflix I believe

@hearoisrael2814 4 жыл бұрын

The soul has been sold.

@rohithkumarsp 4 жыл бұрын

Netflix sticks and stones.

@kingjester123 4 жыл бұрын

Hes trending again cuz of Netflix

@SonGokouu 4 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappell is dead. This new thing is a clone of him. Why has he died because of a video of him talking about dresses and men wearing them and etc on a Oprah show