Dave Chappelle - Michael Jackson and Botox Balls

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15 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle - Michael Jackson and Botox Balls (For What It's Worth)

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@Nava5ha7 10 жыл бұрын

"This was your wish, not mine!" LOL...

@ActAccordinglyNow 9 жыл бұрын

"He had the nerve to call that abuse." LMFAO

@goat504 4 жыл бұрын

Greenlightmeango 465 “godamn what more do you want!”

@anoopg7006 2 жыл бұрын

Best delivery ever!!!

@showtimesportsmedia6906 9 жыл бұрын

"Mmm never again! U didn't appreciate it." Lol

@Cooljmon1 9 жыл бұрын

"Please Mike" haha

@TacoBellWerewolf 7 жыл бұрын

Laughed til I cried when he said that. I'm dyin lmao

@1nvd 6 жыл бұрын

Aka Showtime can we please study your saliva ?

@vitocorleone1462 5 жыл бұрын

"I thought you was dying in two weeks, what happened to that?"😂😂😂

@rodericknixon554 5 жыл бұрын

U get stronger everytime I see u!! Classic lmfao

@brianfrtz 8 жыл бұрын

We need Ja to make sense of all this 😭

@hananburale8387 8 жыл бұрын

WHERE IS JA???

@misshouda1740 8 жыл бұрын

Who gives a fuck what ja rule thinks lol

@mikediao15 7 жыл бұрын

were is Ja? someone get JA

@Gazereths1234 6 жыл бұрын

Help me Ja Rule......

@rodericknixon554 5 жыл бұрын

I want answers ja rule might not have right now Classic!+🤣🤣🤣

@shaneblane8905 8 жыл бұрын

Nigga said I thought you were dying in 2 weeks ,it's been a year and a half ,u get stronger every time I see u 😂😂

@lazylohan5355 8 жыл бұрын

that had me weak 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

@emantsrif3641 8 жыл бұрын

Michael was a saint and he even taught his secret son how to dance.

@DrRhyhm 7 жыл бұрын

"I've been in court" but yeah it's funny lol but as well as truth is that he wanted point out that the kid lied about his disease

@MrMoooCow4 8 жыл бұрын

1:12 "They all think he did it, and I don't think he did it. I'm alone in this. I. don't. think. he. did. it... I'm not going to say I don't think he did it, that's too strong." That change of mind cracks me up.

@bobbob-xp3pb 8 жыл бұрын

Dude mike didn't do shit Dave speaks the truth

@anthonylongobardo2623 8 жыл бұрын

+bob bob well he definitely did some weird/inappropriate shit but i suppose nothing that would be considered molestation

@anthonylongobardo2623 8 жыл бұрын

+bob bob Michael Jackson clearly had some mental issues he needed to work through as do you my very angry friend

@anthonylongobardo2623 8 жыл бұрын

+bob bob I would like to refer you to the interview in which Michael Jackson talk about how he thought it was ok to share his bed with children that are not his children

@anthonylongobardo2623 8 жыл бұрын

+bob bob my answer to your question is that I've gotta my information from an interview with Michael Jackson in which he openly talks about sharing his bed with children...its fucking weird and totally inappropriate regardless of whether he touched the kids or not. The other information I base this of off is know that Michael Jackson was a child star who probably didn't have a real childhood because he was busy making hit records while being pushed forward by his abusive father which is widely known. You don't think this guy had inner demons (which many brilliant people do)? He obviously had boundary issues and a deep seeded longing to be a child as evidenced by him building neverland ranch...is that enough of an answer you fucking loser

@numberoath 7 жыл бұрын

"Kid had the nerve to call that abuse, motherfucker that is a good host goddamn!"

@historicalsongarchive 10 жыл бұрын

His white accent always kills me xD

@Fasizan 9 жыл бұрын

True

@bobbob-xp3pb 8 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@obaysadeq18 6 жыл бұрын

Pleaze mike

@PaceFilmsProductions 5 жыл бұрын

He needs to do that voice for an animated movie or something one day.

@j7db 5 жыл бұрын

100% true. I use his "white voice" in my Linguistics classes.

@josephine190 8 жыл бұрын

Dave was right. no wonder they came after him. he was too smart for their bullshit

@mr.cifuentes1779 7 жыл бұрын

He actually said so him self he laught it off after he said it openly, but he wasnt laughting inside

@OmarScruggs 8 жыл бұрын

the whole mike jackson joke is pure genius. only way to describe it.

@TheThugnificant 8 жыл бұрын

+Nautilus1972 except he wasn't a pedophile...

@GeminiJo 6 жыл бұрын

"I thought you was dying in 2 weeks, I been in court for the past 2 years!". 😂😂😂😂😂

@Kinobambino 4 жыл бұрын

You get stronger every time I see you!

@PrinceRodriguezTV 7 жыл бұрын

it did quiet when he said "catholic priest fucking kids" lmaooo

@Yojikudou03 8 жыл бұрын

dave's jokes aside, when he said mj turned himself ghoulish just so we'd like him more somehow. it stung a little bit.

@redraven24 8 жыл бұрын

Yojikudou03 As it should. It's the truth. For whatever reason he decided, MJ changed his face because he wanted to be accepted, whether by himself or by others. I appreciate how Chappelle hides the truth in humour. It puts things in perspective quite poignantly.

@thesharanaithal 8 жыл бұрын

+redraven24 I'm glad I wasn't the only one who felt that.

@ghettomist1575 8 жыл бұрын

+redraven24 His dad hated him and made him insecure. His skin changed due to skin deseise.

@redraven24 8 жыл бұрын

GhettoMist Yes, I know that. I don't think he changed his face to please his fans. I believe it was due to a deep-seeded insecurity about his appearance that got wrapped up under the guise of 'perfectionism'. As you have said, probably started with his father. And the skin disease was just so heartbreakingly unfortunate.

@ghettomist1575 8 жыл бұрын

***** I don't know where you got all that from, but ok.

@Shemzinho 7 жыл бұрын

When he was writing this how the fuck did he not have a seizure just laughing at this greatness

@cumulo25 5 жыл бұрын

"Oh! Mama! Get me in a room with Chubby Checker!" I laughed a little too hard at that.

@alexguy96 10 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle isa fuckin clever comedian hes talking about how corporations control the media and it just fly's by peoples heads

@pxit212 10 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure how clever someone is if they're trying to convey a message to an audience that doesn't understand it. I'm not saying Chappelle is not clever but you might want to rethink your statement.

@travo2112 9 жыл бұрын

pxit212 It's been a year.... Do u think that he is still reconsidering his statement?

@griffithdidnothingwrong8779 9 жыл бұрын

the snowdawg LOL

@rattfink99 5 жыл бұрын

he was actually defending michael, calling for how the accusations made against him would always pop up when some bad shit was going on, as if it was on purpose to drown those bad events

@ertfgghhhh 5 жыл бұрын

Is it possible that BOTH could be true?

@alexinreallife5511 4 жыл бұрын

N0rdicPT he point was that people are concerned with celebrity when Catholic priests have been raping kid for decades but no one want to talk about it

@aerthreepwood8021 4 жыл бұрын

@@alexinreallife5511 I promise that the same people that are upset about Michael Jackson molesting kids are also upset about priests molesting kids.

@illmatic19 7 жыл бұрын

"this was your wish not mine" lmao

@prescienttravels 10 жыл бұрын

"Smooth as eggs"

@bobbob-xp3pb 8 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahhahahaha

@beebah90 14 жыл бұрын

At least one person stood up for MJ at this time, glad to see. R.I.P. The Greatest!

@attoboi9763 11 ай бұрын

he wasn't standing up for MJ LMAOO saying MJ is out there jerkin off kids is not supporting him, jesus MJ stans are wild

@stephaneclerc667 6 жыл бұрын

So I watched it 30 times and I'm still laughing.

@krmkad 9 жыл бұрын

Lol "I played this scenario out of my mind million times baby" :D

@MagnetiX 12 жыл бұрын

The "good host" part always kills me

@acwatkins19 7 жыл бұрын

read between the lines of the jokes he is deep and so honest miss the old Chappell

@professorXcross Жыл бұрын

What do you think of current Dave?

@breadbowlpasta 5 жыл бұрын

Easily one of the best bits of all time

@sharbabess 6 жыл бұрын

Dave chapelle is the best comedian of all time

@354allday 8 жыл бұрын

Dave was too real on this they always using celebs to distract ppl when some real shit go on in the world

@masquerade3979 8 жыл бұрын

+Fuckyourcouch nigga Yeah, the first MJ sexual child abuse allegation came around during the Gulf War

@354allday 8 жыл бұрын

***** yup that's why when they make a big deal out something stupid celebs do I check what's going on in the real world

@masquerade3979 8 жыл бұрын

word man, keep it real.

@reflectionist 10 жыл бұрын

"'Cause if I brought up Catholic priests fucking kids, it'd get quiet as shit in here." >_> Always makes me laugh.

@chasr4335 10 жыл бұрын

reflectionist Wait are we talking about "pedophiles", go pick up a Merriam Webster dictionary idiot. Aren't priests the ones fondling kids of a young age? I remembered when I was below 18, I was messing around with this 14 or 16 year old but since I was a minor and it was through the phone-Molly I think her name was-it was mainly role-playing, phone sex, and kicks for laughs. It could have been worst, could have been older relatives pretending to be other people through the phone with friends. Any who, I'm now 27 years old but that doesn't mean I want a woman older than me-just one to hang out with that's above 21 years old at least till I'm still in my twenties cuz its not going to last forever. For some, its too late. I'm talking about women who are planning to have babies or kids at "a young age". Both of my parents had me in their thirties because they themselves were going though financial struggles as well.

@reflectionist 10 жыл бұрын

Chas R Irony. I get it. Cute.

@sameter8964 10 ай бұрын

Was trying to figure what he was saying at this part. Thank you you legend 🙌🙌❤️

@moewilliams6235 7 жыл бұрын

The part towards the end about MJs face was funny, but very depressing when you watch it a couple more times and dwell on it. really powerful point Dave gets across regarding self-esteem, and how it relates to Black self hate.

@DrRhyhm 7 жыл бұрын

black self hate? lol why not just self hate? Why you people always have to make racial arguments? Especially because the "making him white" part is just not true as it was shown a couple of hundred times.

@matthewsmith635 7 жыл бұрын

Dr.Rhy†hm maybe it wasn't the case with Michael, but black self hate is a real problem. saying "why not just call it self hate" undermines the problem.

@airpegasus5167 5 жыл бұрын

Dr.Rhy†hm That’s Because The Media And Society Perpetuates Images And Narratives To Make Us Hate Ourselves And Feel Less Worthy Through The History Books/Educational Systems, Derogative Images,Stories And Antics 24/7 That Belittles Us Etc

@TheJofrica Жыл бұрын

@@DrRhyhm “What do you mean, ‘you people’”? - Robert Downey Jr.

@Jerkasaur Жыл бұрын

Black self hate? Wtf are you on lol

@yasseford 14 жыл бұрын

"You get stronger every time I see you!"

@mundaneamazing 7 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle is a sorcerer. He makes me laugh at the most appalling things!!

@allys744 Жыл бұрын

Michael, we need you for some testing.” “Mmmm never again! You didn’t appreciate it.” 🤣

@Walking-MY-Path 8 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm never again. Please Mike!

@mitchellbrown8124 8 жыл бұрын

thats a good host. seriously.

@dwill1804 7 жыл бұрын

Years later the truth was revealed that the kids father made the whole story up in an attempt to get money. The whole thing drove him to death, the kids father committed suicide and I hope he follows suite

@dctuss21 Жыл бұрын

Im lucky to get a glass of grape drink at my friends house..... LOLZ

@031ish 8 жыл бұрын

This is what separates Dave from most other comedians like Kevin Hart for example. This is raw comedy and many comedians are to politically correct and afraid to talk about a sensitive subject like this but yet Dave pulls it off. Its funny but its also fucked up which makes it even more funny.

@ekscholl 8 жыл бұрын

"until all the facts come out.... " lmao epic

@Bader.mobarak 7 жыл бұрын

David So brought me here!

@genuinepenguinproductions4547 7 жыл бұрын

Me too

@xxibmehrab 7 жыл бұрын

Hello.. I thought I was alone

@oliviaanjelica976 7 жыл бұрын

me to

@optimuscrime46 7 жыл бұрын

Who's David?

@emmanuelarriola9049 7 жыл бұрын

John Doe Look him up.

@tcvttcvt4305 8 жыл бұрын

'maybe they'll like me more if I turn myself into a white weird ghoulish looking .....he did it for you'- really funny but really sad at the same time .

@everythingsgoodx3941 6 жыл бұрын

Please Mike. 😂

@imnotwatchin 5 жыл бұрын

What an analogy, pure fukn genius !! Dave is the 🐐 !!

@nicole19814 9 жыл бұрын

This man is so funny. Seriously

@sulimanal-shehri1712 7 жыл бұрын

i like skinny funny mustache dave chappelle more then the new buff one

@NotGahruvey 5 жыл бұрын

I remember getting this on dvd as a kid on accident thinking it was his regular show it’s bout to be 2019 and this is still hilarious. Dave is the king

@ShadowCat3292 7 жыл бұрын

He exposing the illuminati

@knight2battle 10 жыл бұрын

The thing that he calls his face.. hahaha

@kaa6918 5 жыл бұрын

that looks after he brings up the priests

@Masutora 10 жыл бұрын

I am not a good host.

@Decoy105 14 жыл бұрын

"Hmm these balls are as smooth as eggs" lmao!!!...Im still crying

@aldown 8 жыл бұрын

I'm the same age as the kid (now, 26-27) and definitely was a fan of MJ by age 10, since age 4, I think.

@davidburt4545 7 жыл бұрын

aldown Same difference is I wouldn't have ratted like the snitch bitch kid. To me getting head from Michael Jackson would have been the highest honour.

@superfanatico199815 6 жыл бұрын

4:20 That Delivery

@piney6855 7 жыл бұрын

JKNEWS!!!

@tinuviel8327 7 жыл бұрын

Thats the same reason I'm here XD

@preciseb98 7 жыл бұрын

Omg the fans are here

@piney6855 7 жыл бұрын

Squaaaaaad

@TaylorRamsYung 7 жыл бұрын

Same

@jonahgraham8263 7 жыл бұрын

ayyyyyyyyyyyy

@leethal59 6 ай бұрын

lol still watching this in 2023, still makes me laugh.

@JohnTR3Pritchett 3 жыл бұрын

"please mike"

@MrABODEE1990 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 omg i cant stop laughing when i watch this !!

@dmotta2811 5 жыл бұрын

Mc abod me too! Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

@airpegasus5167 5 жыл бұрын

He’s Spot On About Higher Ups Using Celebrities Antics To Distract Us

@knos1995 13 жыл бұрын

"please mike..." lmfao

@Wongburger 15 жыл бұрын

my favorite comedian by far

@winkdboy 8 жыл бұрын

Please Mike lol

@eduardtoth 13 жыл бұрын

just .. genius

@pickachuuuuu 13 жыл бұрын

I am fan of Mike but seriously i love how he praises him yet makes fun of him.

@fredymayhem 7 жыл бұрын

JKNEWS? ANYBODY?

@arianasolis529 7 жыл бұрын

YES

@dizzzy4evr 7 жыл бұрын

what happened on jknews? did they do a story on Dave chappelle or something?

@fredymayhem 7 жыл бұрын

dizzzy4evr it was about Michael Jackson and this particular situation with the boy and David brought up this Dave chappelle stand-up

@lisbel877 7 жыл бұрын

yessssss

@kitStep37 7 жыл бұрын

hello jk fans

@rajithmaligaspe 9 жыл бұрын

Hope Dave knew Mike had Vitiligo when he wrote those jokes down.

@joelv92 Жыл бұрын

Dave can cure depression 🤣

@Intellect81 11 жыл бұрын

"Like Bob Vila...these old balls!" LMAO

@andyp1031 7 жыл бұрын

he did that for you somehow, he thought somehow it would help and people would like me more if I turned myself into a white ghoulish like creature! 😂😂😂😂

@fayt72 15 жыл бұрын

"When You Look At Thing He Calls A Face" Rofl!

@PaulRaynaudWeirdPG 13 жыл бұрын

6:12-6:50 "Do you suck balls?" I Laughed So Hard!!!

@jgodoy_ 9 жыл бұрын

This shit was hilarious!!!

@ShadowMan66 8 жыл бұрын

***** Good on Dave, he is politically incorrect and I fucking love him for that!

@chrisx994 12 жыл бұрын

"its been a year and half..you're gettin stronger evrytime i see you!!"..LOLZ

@PremiumFuelOnly 10 жыл бұрын

"this was YOUR wish, not mine!"

@elaz2967 7 жыл бұрын

Dave See's right through the bs ..

@13onghit 10 жыл бұрын

Motha Fuka that's a good host. Lol

@jaxman626 Ай бұрын

6:08 bruh evrrytime this shit cracks me up😂😂😂

@knunchuckz 12 жыл бұрын

i like dave chappelle he keep it real his funny & deep @ the same time

@Proloso 4 жыл бұрын

I love his white impersonations. “I’m sorry.. I am sorry...” lmao!

@The1295theo 13 жыл бұрын

i am hiting that beach and looking for ball suckers.funniest man ever.we need him back in this harsh times

@JonDGAF 4 жыл бұрын

Funniest Shit of All Time

@alikermani211 2 жыл бұрын

Will Smith is new Micheal Jackson

@hanscombe72 11 жыл бұрын

I love his "white man voice". "Michael.... thank you for coming."

@alexromero13 13 жыл бұрын

dave chapplle is the fucking best

@stardustearthalways1965 8 жыл бұрын

Can we all least study your saliva, please Mike!

@jayanxiety 11 жыл бұрын

Actually, I agree with you on this one. He poinnted out that it was unbelievable that a 10-year-old would want to meet Michael Jackson (whose musical career at the time was past its glory days) as his dying wish. He pointed out it was like him saying that his dying wish was to meet Chubby Checker (that was funny!).

@nickcage5741 9 жыл бұрын

I was going to make a gay joke. Butt fuck it

@1mrbremos 9 жыл бұрын

HA!

@smartalek180 8 жыл бұрын

+Noah Watson That's hard, man.

@fmg8232 7 жыл бұрын

smartalek180 thats what she said

@jetfreak4 13 жыл бұрын

Bob Vila fixing up and sponsoring Dave Chapelle's balls good god I'm dying..this man is brilliant

@aintnosunshine 13 жыл бұрын

"oh momma. .. ohh give me a room with chubby chuckle." LOL

@AlpheusGibbs 5 жыл бұрын

Dave was right, if he said the joke but it was about priest. No one would laugh. But since it was about Mike people laugh.

@rosebucknermoontrapper481 4 жыл бұрын

I'm the biggest Michael Jackson fan and he's 💯% not gilty . I LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON ❤️ HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎈🎉

@douglaswatters7303 2 жыл бұрын

That white voice, so fuking funny

@dannydowd9768 2 жыл бұрын

I still didn’t think he didn’t.

@QueenMJade89 14 жыл бұрын

I miss Michael! I agree with Chapelle bring me more of the facts and applause for being a good host! LMAO!

@DarkChildMuzik 12 жыл бұрын

Dave is the fucking GOD of Comedy. I miss this nigga like mad.

@coxson 10 жыл бұрын

best line of all time

@Duffield_World89 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 wait a minute wait a minute Mr Jackson what's the wine and PILLS for 👀👀😅

@Wladislav 9 жыл бұрын

Cure for cancer oh man, love that bit so much.

@1relentless3 10 жыл бұрын

what else do ya want....what else do ya want!?

@PhilipShakota 14 жыл бұрын

omg look at his face at 6:16

@TavgaHawramy 8 жыл бұрын

DAVE IS IMPRESSIVELY FUNNY