Driving The Cheapest Car In The World. Buddy Fitzpatrick

Driving The Cheapest Car In The World. Buddy Fitzpatrick - Full Special

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Driving the cheapest car in the world can be pretty dangerous according to Buddy Fitzpatrick in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's a smart car, or just one that hydroplanes even when there isn't water, driving a cheap car is not safe. Whether you drive a cheap car, or the most expensive car on the block, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Buddy Fitzpatrick is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@Grumblesnort 2 жыл бұрын

"I'll be turning my life around in about 700 feet." 😂🤣😂

@ejsvegas5724 2 жыл бұрын

"What are they doing?" "Looking for meee" LMAO

@jeaniemcdonald1301 2 жыл бұрын

... "They're looking for me" ... rolling here, lol.

@merlin-ju6fu 3 ай бұрын

My favorite line is "I take a selfie with an angry face and text it to them".

@googleuser2426 2 жыл бұрын

I love this bit about your old mother. I work in a nursing home and we like to call it selective hearing. You have a true talent!!! Keep up the laughs!

@theabstractsunflower7 2 жыл бұрын

The wisphering phone bit. I was losing it😂😂😂😂

@scotttucker5306 2 жыл бұрын

That was funny 😂 That last bit about the little girl on the phone put me on the floor! 🤣

@4evercountry4648 2 ай бұрын

Finally...a comedian who is actually funny!!

@PammieGonzalez 2 жыл бұрын

"They're looking for me." So funny. I like the horns too.

@shazp7915 2 жыл бұрын

Why did I laugh so hard at the "Children of the corn" analogy? Children can be really frightening at times!

@DMintoART 2 жыл бұрын

It’s 2 in the morning and I’m laughing so hard! The neighbor upstairs probably thinks I’ve lost my mind 😂🤣

@haskellbob 2 жыл бұрын

Do you imagine how they live their life? Is there any hopping going on?

@passionfly1 2 жыл бұрын

He is so naturally funny! How have I never heard of him ever until now? WOW, Amazing comic!

@randyellison602 Жыл бұрын

I can watch this over and over and it never gets old.

@Sakana_Ren 2 жыл бұрын

The last story took the cake and ate it. rofl

@jaimejones3442 2 жыл бұрын

"I remember the first day I slept without getting up..." 😆😆😆 Its so true!!! My oldest son is 22 and I still remember the first time he slept 5 hours in a row like it was yesterday! ...happiest moment of my life post-birth! 😁😁😁

@haskellbob 2 жыл бұрын

I'll be the one who runs upstairs, slams the door and says "I hate you! I hate you!" FUNNY!

@dianedonohue9855 2 жыл бұрын

This guy was so good I actually listened to it twice! 😆

@kimerlyhogan6567 2 жыл бұрын

Texting his angry expression to his daughters! That was funny!

@LadyVoldemort 2 жыл бұрын

I read a Japanese manga titled Kobo Chan (volume 6 if I'm not mistaken) about a grandpa doing that when he's too angry to his grandson (named Kobo). The manga was written in early 80s, so the grandpa put his angry face photo in an antique plate display that Kobo broke (which is why he's angry in the first place). I laughed so hard reading that, golden gentle comedy. 😄❤

@andrewstump2558 3 ай бұрын

Buddy Fitzpatrick. An awesome human being, friend and one incredibly funny person. You killed the crowd that night my friend! Go out and catch his show. He is worth it!

@petermardon2698 2 жыл бұрын

Found this to be GREAT standup. I'm going to see if I can find more...

@josiecrotwell8627 2 жыл бұрын

Omg who is this guy I’m dying… amazing material

@WoodenFilms 2 жыл бұрын

It says in the title.

@charlesthomas7060 2 жыл бұрын

(Spider descending upon him in the car) His screaming was so realistic that I could not stop laughing. I rewound it like 8 times, while tears streamed down my face.

@luChewy8458 2 жыл бұрын

I could've listened to Buddy for 2 hours. That Spider in the car got me. His whole show is very relatable. 👍

@clinthowe7629 2 жыл бұрын

yeah that was hilarious, a very funny comedian.

@dinaeyes104 2 жыл бұрын

Very! I’m in awe. He’s really great

@steveradell859 2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing so went looking through the comments...

@dianacassinelli4932 2 жыл бұрын

His mother is 93...I just want to say something...thanks Buddy

@MissAshuhlee 2 жыл бұрын

"hey hey hey hey hey hey.." My conflict anxiety FEELS this. 😂😂

@gertmzazi7701 2 жыл бұрын

My bmx kicks me off my Yogamat 'cause my multiplefractured leg 😭🤗

@shibui99 2 жыл бұрын

Well Buddy, you managed to put a smile on my face & laughter into my heart! Thank you !!!!

@ajthewildwolf 2 жыл бұрын

And milk up my nose.

@maryrosekent8223 2 жыл бұрын

@@ajthewildwolf Classic!

@Grads315 2 ай бұрын

This guy was absolutely hilarious. I’ll be looking for more of his stand-up comedy.

@spacep0d 2 жыл бұрын

He killed it. Crying laughing over here!

@RydarkVoyager 2 жыл бұрын

That story about the spider in the car gave me a PTSD flashback. Once, many years ago, I'm staying at a hotel in Davenport Iowa in the late summer. I open the blinds (I'm on the top floor), look out the window, and then see a nest of about several dozen of the biggest spiders I've ever seen just chillin' outside the window. Didn't know what species they were, but seeing that many in a convention together was enough for me to change rooms, after I closed the blinds...

@llamasugar5478 2 жыл бұрын

Oh lordt. I’d be changing hotels . . .

@newdamn89 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sending this to my kids teacher 😂

@intuitive_acumen 2 жыл бұрын

I got cramps in my face from smiling so much

@TheHoriginal 2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@TahitianBlissMeeBee 2 жыл бұрын

i can relate with the neighbor upstairs...

@hepgeoff 2 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest comedians on Dry Bar.

@rebeccathumper9128 2 жыл бұрын

I love this Guy he's so funny and he does the best Sounds Buddy is An Amazing Comedian.😂😂😂😂👍👍💙

@haskellbob 2 жыл бұрын

Right. His voices and sounds are great!

@BluishGnome 2 жыл бұрын

Some sets are way too short. I could listen to this guy tell stories all day. I’m in tears right now. 🤣🤣🤣

@JennHawk 2 жыл бұрын

I've watched SO MANY (if not all) of the full episodes on Dry Bar and this guy HAS TO BE in the Top 5!

@Sun_Henry_Connie 2 жыл бұрын

Gut laughter when I thought I was too tired to laugh.

@RaceySpacey 2 жыл бұрын

I'm picky with comedians but he's actually really funny.

@KorbinX 2 жыл бұрын

I've found quite a few comedians thru this channel. Love what they do. Cheers

@StephanieJoRountree 2 жыл бұрын

He sure is funny!

@haskellbob 2 жыл бұрын

The same goes for me!

@RaceySpacey 2 жыл бұрын

@@DowntownJulieB hahahaha

@daltonblyth3890 2 жыл бұрын

By far one of the best channels on KZfaq

@mythosallen32 2 жыл бұрын

The only way this could have been better is if it was longer. Just great!

@kneedeepinbluegrass3086 2 жыл бұрын

Those smart cars always remind me of the toy cars my boys had when they were little...the ones that you pull them back and let go and they roll forward.

@msarchieve1749 2 жыл бұрын

The smart cars does look like those play toy cars.

@domagojbatinic1526 2 жыл бұрын

@@msarchieve1749 Police in my city have one Smart car as official car

@msarchieve1749 2 жыл бұрын

@@domagojbatinic1526 I wonder how fast they go.

@Djkommode 2 жыл бұрын

Wait till you see the lifted smart cars

@kneedeepinbluegrass3086 2 жыл бұрын

@@msarchieve1749 depends on how far they pull them back! 🤣

@deejohnson827 2 жыл бұрын

He is hilarious!

@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын

GPS with grandma jokes are fantastic!

@pryncessAngelica1 Жыл бұрын

The spider in the car part has me laughing so hard!!! 🤣

@MrGettinlate Жыл бұрын

Tears in my eyes! Great comedy!

@KmmBev Жыл бұрын

At the 6:15 mark- that's our upstairs neighbors as well!! Thank you for that joke!!

@nanvaughn2258 2 жыл бұрын

He is funny and genuine/ Loved it!

@frankie7939 2 жыл бұрын

Iiiiiii LIKE this guy!! Im writing this while watching and wishing my husband next to me was fully awake for it because The hands free texting bit had me ROLLING!! And "then sending a SELFIE of the LOOK so they'd actually see it!" he literally turned over and tried to tune in but I didn't even try to explain it. PURE GOLD! GREAT JOB MR. FITZPATRICK

@wakingupwithadriana745 2 жыл бұрын

He's hilarious!! That spider bit in the car blowing it away had me in tears.😂😂😂

@TheDhammond 2 жыл бұрын

I really needed this laugh tonight! Thank you!

@D.Antony 2 жыл бұрын

He is absolutely hilarious. Such wit. Amazing!

@ginnybridges7505 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is absolutely the best.

@ginnybridges7505 2 жыл бұрын

I've told that last one for years. It's still magnificent!

@frenchmansfury8022 2 жыл бұрын

This guy's good😂

@cliffarnold7463 9 күн бұрын

What an incredible set/special. Loved every minute of it

@pennyb2245 8 ай бұрын

Funny! ‘Live photos’ 😂😂❤

@lukesalisbury6031 2 жыл бұрын

The fact this guys is screaming about the Unit Circle is completely correct and what students do at school.

@rossshin184 2 ай бұрын

When he yelled 4 the spider he looked exactly like the spider scene in "Home Alone", when Macaulay puts the tarantula on the burglar's face!

@estherhemming2314 Жыл бұрын

I can’t even tell which part I liked best. He was funny all the way through this act

@trixie898989 2 жыл бұрын

Buddy, you're hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day. 😂😂😂

@christicrenshaw2772 2 жыл бұрын

When he talks about tje parent portal. I laughed. I never went on it. The whole time my kids were in school.

@majoroldladyakamom6948 2 жыл бұрын

Please send our condolences to your amazing children for their lack of parenting involvement that you failed to provide. 😪😥😪

@vermontvampyre 2 жыл бұрын

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Not going on a so called "Parent Portal" doesn't make you a bad parent. Unless you're trying to say before the invention of the internet and its widespread availability in homes...all parents with children failed miserably at being involved? My parents failed miserably? Even with all the silly papers that are sent home to remind you of everything from your children's teachers to what to bring on the field trip? Guess my mother failed at being involved since there was no "Parent Portal" even as she was signing up to be one of the chaperones on the field trip. Guess my dad failed as an involved parent even as he showed up to school meetings for my brother (who was a hellion.) Yeah Parent Portal is the ONLY thing that makes you an "involved" parent. Pfft.

@constanceskalecki4928 2 жыл бұрын

@@vermontvampyre , she usually has something snarky or condescending to say, then once in a while she tells people she is their sister in Christ. She is a real head case.

@NewEnglandPatriotsfan 2 жыл бұрын

I'M HANGING UP!!!! Omg absolutely hilarious

@knightewan 2 жыл бұрын

Really good clean comedy and talented comedian. Thanks

@brrjohnson8131 Жыл бұрын

I remember telling that joke about the whisper on the phone, when I was young. It works beautifully here as an answer to telemarketers. Ee told jokes to each other, A LOT before the internet.

@ricardabetzing3407 Жыл бұрын

i thought the mom bit was hilarious - till we got to the neighbor 😂🤣

@dixieboy5689 2 жыл бұрын

He is a BOSS. Loved it all. Hes super sharp and clever beyond all others. GREAT SET !!! Wonderful. Thx Dry Bar. Good stuff.

@KorbinX 2 жыл бұрын

He's got some great comedy ^-^

@rickyspanish492 5 ай бұрын

The spider and telemarketer bit were my favorites! Thanks Dry Bar and Buddy Fitzpatrick for the laughs!

@erummahmud8523 2 жыл бұрын

OMG 😆 this set was hilarious 😂

@lngreeneyes84 2 жыл бұрын

You sir are an amazing comedian You are sooooooo funny You didn’t say anything bad about Jesus You didn’t swear Everything you said was so hilarious I could listen to you every day If I could pick a great Clean jokes ( that’s the only kind I listen to ) comedian You would rank in the top 3 You are amazing Keep doing what you’re doing I enjoyed your act so much

@andrewstump2558 3 ай бұрын

You should hear his bit about his daughter and swear words. It is a long joke and his mannerisms and expressions as he leads you to a glorious surprise punchline is seeing a gifted comic at work.

@croney2634 2 ай бұрын

This is one of the funniest ones I have heard in a long time

@patriciacleary9146 2 жыл бұрын

So hysterical! 😆😂🤣

@sheilarayyardley8924 2 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t stop laughing so funny

@noraigra4887 2 жыл бұрын

I was laughing 😄🤣 so much i had tears 😂😂 he is fantastic !!!

@india4630 2 жыл бұрын

My cousin died at 52 from a fall. She had surgery for her knee cap and caught an infection at the hospital that killed her. Hospitals have many lethal infections.

@ClotEastwood 2 ай бұрын

Happened to my friends mother.

@bakerfresh 2 ай бұрын

My Boss' father went in for back surgery. They said he would feel better after. It went wrong and he was stuck in a bed. While there he either an infection or blood clot and had to remove his leg above the knee. Then he got a Covvee jab, need like heart surgery and died. As the Hospitals conveniently say, "Old people die!?!" My grandma had supervised care by her daughter...my Mom, for almost 10 years. My Mom realized and always had to let the staff know what to give her and what not. A new head Nurse/Doc at the home came in, argued with my Mom he knew best and my gma was shortly hospitalized afterwards. Something like a stroke. She died on Xmas, cause of death was dehydration. "Old people die!?!"

@angelapalermo9157 2 ай бұрын

Thank you. You made mundane tasks more enjoyable.

@Showmetheevidence- Жыл бұрын

20 minutes just flew by. He’s hilarious.

@cindyjohnson3581 2 жыл бұрын

I selfie myself angry and then text it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chawa8324 2 жыл бұрын

Omg this dude is hilariously awesome 👌

@useryou9877 Ай бұрын

lovely ☺️🌸 I can completely relate to noisy neighbors, it’s pure hell, I am beyond sleep deprived and in fact am recovering in bed, that bit made me laugh whole heartedly

@shelbywilkerson235 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so so much.. I needed this laugh and realism is spot on!

@joannpotthoff4572 2 жыл бұрын

You are funny. I laughed so hard my eyes were raining.

@HF-eu2ei 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious from beginning to end.👍😆😂

@ROMVS 2 жыл бұрын

At least you can use gum as emergency breaks😂 this guy is so funny

@cjs3283 Жыл бұрын

Love this. Buddy, your special is one I love to rewatch a LOT. What made me post this now? I saw a Smart car today and thought of you! Thanks for the laughter...getting ready to watch this again now. 😆

@hopedavis760 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious !!! Thank you so much..

@glowingforthe1654 2 жыл бұрын

The ending really cracked me up !! I needed that today. Had a horrible horrible one

@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 2 жыл бұрын

I hope you're doing better! ☮️💜

@glowingforthe1654 2 жыл бұрын

@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Tysm!! Im hoping my week gets better, lifes just been a lil rough

@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 2 жыл бұрын

@@glowingforthe1654 I hear ya! Lots of people struggling. Thank goodness we got these guys on KZfaq to cheer us up! Just keep on doing the right thing & it'll eventually get better, it has to! My dog always makes me feel a little better! I don't know what I'd do without her! ☮️💜🌞

@glowingforthe1654 2 жыл бұрын

@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 my dog too!! They really are to kind for us!

@tomblakley7171 2 жыл бұрын

Excellent 😊 . This gentleman has it down . Excellent .

@elizabethr4787 2 ай бұрын

Totally agree about the car horn sounds. Thinking of having a backup truck horn installed in my baby prius for emergency honking. 😊

@michaelhill5304 Жыл бұрын

Fantastic! Instant fan! Amazing 20 minutes!

@NicoleHoltActress 2 жыл бұрын

"are you hungry?" got me...lol

@janetm8902 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious content and brilliant delivery!

@charlottestockham9529 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best!

@discobikerAndRosie 8 күн бұрын

A vehicle with multiple horn sounds...that's called an AMBULANCE. Lol! I know cuz I used to drive one as an EMT. 😊😂 Love his teen impression of his daughter! 😂

@miriambucholtz9315 2 жыл бұрын

That was great! I really needed a laugh like this. I thought that Google couldn't understand me because I wear dentures. Nice to know that it's a universal problem.