Life Doesn't Get Any Better After 60. Tony Calabrese

Life Doesn't Get Any Better After 60. Tony Calabrese - Full Special

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Life doesn't get any better after 60, or at least that's been Tony Calabrese's experience in his first ever full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you're someone who is afraid of your wife going through menopause or someone who has told someone else what your wife weighs, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Tony Calabrese is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@sallykrouth5714 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, I'm turning 80 this year. No worries, I've been blessed in so many ways I can't even count them all! I have wonderful children, grandchildren, & great-grandchildren. I have a home of my own (even with a mortgage), but sufficient income to sustain me as long as I remain somewhat frugal. But also more importantly I have family, friends, my my good health, & my faith. Thank you Lord for the joy & abundant blessings in my life.

@charlesfountain3946 2 жыл бұрын

Too bad we can't all be this fortunate - some times children go on the dark side and don't make it back... It's not just in the movies... But you're right - Thank the Lord Jesus we have Him to see us thru till we cross the River Jordan...

@dr.froghopper6711 2 жыл бұрын

I just hit the big 6-5. Happy birthday!

@missd1577 2 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday 🎊

@j.michaeljefferson60 2 жыл бұрын

@@missd1577 I'm going to be 67 on the 24 of December and no one understands how I got to live this long

@lauviahhound6365 2 жыл бұрын

First of all...Happy Birthday to you! Second...Yes! God has blessed you! I only wish I could be as lucky as you! God bless you!

@JWells-mz1jr Жыл бұрын

I turned 80-y-o this past March. I have nothing but my loving cat. I used to be well off, but a broken marriage, betrayal, and the economy took it all. I have no family and few friends. I literally have only $1.54 to last another 28 days. My rent went up another $90 last month. I'm not going to complain about it, though. I seem to squeak by some way. I thank God for good health and the love and companionship I get from my cat. Don't feel bad for me, though. There are so many homeless and hungry people who have less than me. Pray that their life will get better!

@pamelac49 2 жыл бұрын

I keep getting offers for burial plans...I was starting to wonder if they knew something I didn't...lol

@ericplaysbass 2 жыл бұрын

We’ve been married over 42 years (In a row). I got you beat, man. I married my kindergarten sweetheart. We dated for seven years before we got married. Somebody asked me, “how long you been married? I just shrug and say forever. Life is good!

@jamosss 3 жыл бұрын

I love it when comedians talk about the joys of going about love the right way. The show altogether was good😂

@justiceroyale1 3 жыл бұрын

8:00 Now, that's a great way to explain inflation!

@influenceofficial7126 3 жыл бұрын

The very opposite of shrinkflation

@KenanTurkiye 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@TheAngiepangie424 3 жыл бұрын

Tony!!!! I met you a few years ago at the Coronado Cays Yacht Club for the James Party. I was there with our mutual friend Teresa. I was literally going through my business cards yesterday and saw your card. This is so awesome to see you performing at the Dry Bar. They consistently put out funny solid stand ups! Your set was great! 😂

@traceyroyer993 2 жыл бұрын

This is the age of koinkidinks (coincidences), ironies and synchronicities 😝 Funny old guy. Not much older than me, actually... ahem... 🙄 Laughter is certainly my favorite medicine. I bring humor with me wherever I go (when hot flashes aren't too horrendous). I wish I didn't have such paralyzing stage fright 😬🙈🙉🙊🙏❣🤷‍♀️😝

@suzannenichols6900 2 жыл бұрын

@@traceyroyer993 every comedian has paralyzing stage fright if you want to do it do it!!! We're not going to get any younger, so go for it.

@barbarajansen4912 3 жыл бұрын

“I asked her father for permission to marry her. Then I asked my mother for permission to leave the house.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅

@susanmercurio1060 3 жыл бұрын

You should have met my grandmother.

@roxismith6122 3 жыл бұрын

Now I have the Sweet n Low song stuck in my head.

@tanialfinch5295 2 жыл бұрын

This comedian is hysterical!! I laughed the entire time, He even sings very well! That was too funny!

@rondaburton4753 Жыл бұрын

krispy kreme carry me home!!

@dr.brandileebunge 3 жыл бұрын

I loved his performance!!! Hilarious Witty Dangerfieldesc style. Unique material a great storyteller effortless delivery & impeccable timing. Able to draw his audience in had them laughing from beginning to end. I'd love to hear you singing more. Rich toned voice w/ Vegas style rat pack flair. Great vibes w/catchy tunes & clever hooks. A class act sir bravo!!! 😂😅💯✔😊👌

@jeannierusso2134 2 жыл бұрын

Yes . Rodney Dangerfield exactly what I was thinking too.. thank you for your nice comment

@kellyrembrandtdoodoomcdood691 2 жыл бұрын

Yesss! That's what I was thinking!

@fredstuckmann 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, Dangerfield.

@GladysAlicea 17 күн бұрын

Funny replies. I was thinking his singing...opera and some Frank. Oh, and he's right about the tech, but it's all by design.

@lauriepeters5936 Жыл бұрын

He is really funny! Love his style..reminiscent of Rodney Dangerfield! Great delivery.. lots of material! Really good!🤣

@1lightheaded 9 ай бұрын

Dangerfield and Youngman . Great timing

@jane25449 3 жыл бұрын

Yep, if he's Italian you can bet he'll sing. He's fantastic!

@deniseyoung7050 3 жыл бұрын

Love this guy! His songwriting is the best. He has made me laugh more in 30 minutes than I have in months.🇺🇲 💜🦋

@donnafreeman5435 3 жыл бұрын

Love him! Reminds me of Dangerfield!

@diybronwynsmith263 2 жыл бұрын

I love him too I’m so glad you laughed you needed a nice laugh we all do ! Dry bar is great 😊

@joanncormaci3323 3 жыл бұрын

He's great! Enjoyed it immensely.

@payableondeath9091 3 жыл бұрын

IKR💯💐

@chasecharron4546 3 жыл бұрын

That’s one hell of a nice suit

@carrie4558 3 жыл бұрын

I’m 61 and he is absolutely spot on 👍Great show, made me laugh

@anoushkaarmstrong7673 3 жыл бұрын

I live in Hawaii, he had me giggling to tears saying the "Hawaiian" names...."we're in America....." ( i don't want to spoil the joke !!!) and the "talking into a phone..." was hilarious !!! Thank you for the good laughs !!!

@susanmercurio1060 3 жыл бұрын

Won't he float? Wrong shape for snorkeling

@JesuslovesSalma 3 жыл бұрын

I love this guy, he is so funny, a real comedian with clean jokes, no matter how many times I watch him, I always laugh

@blondwiththewind2598 3 жыл бұрын

You know that you are funny if you cn make Jesus laugh!! 😆

@JesuslovesSalma 3 жыл бұрын

@@blondwiththewind2598 I love Drybar, only now it has gone paying, so I have uninstalled it and watch what I can on youtube, CLEAN comedy which has become nearly extinct in our today's world

@blondwiththewind2598 3 жыл бұрын

@@JesuslovesSalma ... I agree with you... There is really no need for vulgarity. There is no need to accept it either. BTW.... I always thought Jesus must have had a good sense of humor to put up with humanity. 😆

@JesuslovesSalma 3 жыл бұрын

@@blondwiththewind2598 you are right, I just wish that they would make a channel just for good old CLEAN TV serials like the good old days, I have bought few DVDs, they cost a lot from Amazon but I keep watching them over and over again, better than the filth I see on TV, really the Lord is very angry with the world especially Hollywood, I think Hollywood is part of Babylon in Revelation

@hamskiemota3005 2 жыл бұрын

I agree with you Jesus

@janiceshepherd4873 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is SO funny! I laughed out loud more than I ever have!!!

@reehanataj2208 2 жыл бұрын

He has an amazing singing voice. He should also record audio books.

@rf4569 2 жыл бұрын

yes

@catherinerosa-baker2937 2 жыл бұрын

I started receiving funeral offers invitations to the senior center and AARP at 50! I was shocked

@chriskarcher6129 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious! Especially the part about Maui. It was relatable. I live on Maui and work at a resort. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I have been talking with a guest, and they start telling me how their relaxing vacation has become anything but because their significant other booked all these crazy activities. 😂

@barrett5540 3 жыл бұрын

Hey Ton, You’se a very funny guy! I loved every minute! Thank you for the laughs!

@meshugim 2 жыл бұрын

I just choked when I heard the term “fanny pack”. It means something so different in the UK!

@jewelleryaddict 3 жыл бұрын

wow that AARP starts sending stuff at 50 to everyone. I say leave me alone I know how old I am dont need reminders every damm week. thanks for bringing it up people get ready 50 comes quick!! very funny stuff.

@ravens6286 3 жыл бұрын

My daughter who is 34 this year, has the same name as a woman in her 60's. My daughter has been receiving aarp mailings for about 12 years now. 🤣🤣

@Angela-tt5ik 3 жыл бұрын

We got the dreaded AARP mail last year. Don't do this to us!!!!

@Primalxbeast 2 жыл бұрын

I live in a car, so they can't find me. I guess they're not tech savvy enough to figure out that my AOL e-mail account probably doesn't belong to a young person.

@smallisbeautiful2808 2 жыл бұрын

I just turned 61 less than 2 weeks ago and I never thought I'd say this, but now that winter is here, I miss those hot flashes!

@arthurscott4467 2 жыл бұрын

Tony I love your humor it comes from your heart and warms the spirit thank you for turning a gloomy day into a sunny experience. God bless you .

@tbascoebuzz4782 3 жыл бұрын

I had ADD………………once……(my teachers were Irish nuns) ROFLMBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😆😂🤣😂😆🤣😂🤣

@hopedavis760 3 жыл бұрын

Great job Tony ! I needed a laugh, nd you gave me many ! God bless you

@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын

-“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” -“Fuggedaboudit!” 😂 Father Corleone’s got your back. I can imagine Dom Irrera playing a mafia priest

@emsnewssupkis6453 3 жыл бұрын

Fuggetaboutit is a very very funny Canadian cartoon on KZfaq about a Mafia boss in government hiding in Alberta and his teen son and daughter, Mafia wife and her assassin brother.

@payableondeath9091 3 жыл бұрын

that part made me laugh so hard🤣💀

@direwolf6234 3 жыл бұрын

so what they want is a brooklyn mope for pope....

@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын

@@direwolf6234 A Mope for a Pope would be an awesome title for such a movie

@caroltreaster7365 3 жыл бұрын

Need more time with him. Great, funny and he can sing, laughing all the way

@richardleeLOL 9 ай бұрын

This comedian reminds me of Rodney dangerfield

@peaceglory5973 2 жыл бұрын

No joke, my old gym was right next door to a Hometown Buffet, literally they shared a wall & maybe even a door. Look it up in Fresno, CA. 😜

@raydavison4288 3 жыл бұрын

He's old school good.

@dovie2blue 3 жыл бұрын

Very Rodney Dangerfield

@lindaford1423 3 жыл бұрын

@@dovie2blue was Just thinking that Exact thing🤣

@payableondeath9091 3 жыл бұрын

@@dovie2blue ❤️

@MrBr1ghsid3 3 жыл бұрын

What a great performance by Mr Calabrese!

@zacksaykawlard1300 3 жыл бұрын

"This is America, name your streets after something SPANISH" omfg the subversion. Mans a genius with that one.

@emsnewssupkis6453 3 жыл бұрын

Hola, that is a California/Arizona joke, of course!

@dj-dq4lr 3 жыл бұрын

Lol, the Hawaiian street names, many are long Hawaiian words...

@bobbiedavis3587 2 жыл бұрын

I think one of his influences was Rodney with a little different perspective. First ten minutes in and I am a fan! Great job.

@carlaaustin6054 2 жыл бұрын

I love his voice and his humor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.

@nimonarodrigo8132 3 жыл бұрын

Enjoyed it thoroughly. Bless u

@pattyamato8758 3 жыл бұрын

That Haleakella bike thing, agree 100%.

@seaweedg9507 3 жыл бұрын

brilliant explanation wth the word inflation😆

@marysueper140 2 жыл бұрын

Dinnertiiiiiime... great voice, amusing lyrics. Thanks!

@trudyziegler4977 2 жыл бұрын

“I think we need to have a fat pride day” 😂 23:09-11

@raymondschneider5217 3 жыл бұрын

Tony's appearance and delivery reminds me sooo much of Rodney Dangerfield; here I thought there'd never be ANOTHER Rodney -- mistaken!! Tony's great; look forward to seeing more! Y'all Be Safe!

@lightofthejul Жыл бұрын

😂! Laughing at his take on just about everything ! Awesome delivery , hysterical with the way he uses his Italian heritage and the one about needing a Pope from Jersey was great ! Still laughing ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@justicekeyes308 2 жыл бұрын

This Guy is hilarious! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 😆🤣

@davidlogansr8007 3 жыл бұрын

Very Good! Thoroughly Enjoyed him!

@donolinger6904 3 жыл бұрын

He looks like Rob (Schneider) and Rod(ney) had a baby and he grew up into his golden years.

@jiabing7592 3 жыл бұрын

His set was awesome! I don’t know him, but he seems like a very comfortable and content guy.

@beckyspindler2153 Жыл бұрын

This year I'll be 59 & holding.... loved his singing.

@musicfancier 3 жыл бұрын

OMG this guy is funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lorenaakins4481 3 жыл бұрын

Funny and i love his voice.

@ps_nyisgone 3 жыл бұрын

hilarious 😂 can relate being Italian and baby boomer 😱

@jeannierusso2134 2 жыл бұрын

I was cracking up so hard when you said what do they do with the fat people after they signed him up at the GYM. .......... . Send them out the Secret Door

@lodunsi 3 жыл бұрын

He can sing !!!!

@seaweedg9507 3 жыл бұрын

First time watchin someone make people laugh wearin formal attire 😄sweet

@FJ-rh6io Жыл бұрын

There’s just something about older comedians joking about married life. Plus, great energy with the crowd! You can just sense how much fun everyone’s having. Great special.

@mjozzy111 2 жыл бұрын

In my! Loving old school humor. Thank you

@elizabethvendley3459 3 жыл бұрын

I think that crowd was a bit young to get the AARP jokes, but to me they were golden!!!! 👍🏻

@MomentsInTrading 3 жыл бұрын

I remember this from a previous upload. I like this guy. Similar style to Rodney D.

@nicoler.4356 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious 🤣 😆 😂

@vickeyefremidis9234 3 жыл бұрын

Loved the technology stuff … it can be ironic for us that have lived our lives perfectly well, if not better w/out it and now w/it. Thank you, simple funny stuff 😃

@shnnstubetyme 3 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of the great Rodney Dangerfield! So funny!

@braddblk 3 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one that saw that. Plus now I'm older than the comic, I get the jokes!

@jeannierusso2134 2 жыл бұрын

Yes agreed. .🇮🇹

@tolwyn_doom 3 жыл бұрын

It's not Rodney Dangerfield that you're going for. It's actually Andrew Dice Clay doing Rodney Dangerfield doing this guy

@Cathy7167 Жыл бұрын

They were both offensive. This man is funny without being offensive.

@megaglowz8540 3 жыл бұрын

The dude is pretty funny. Little slow on the start but had me rolling. Great set!

@robinright825 3 жыл бұрын

I see Rodney Dangerfield influence here. He even looks like RD somewhat. PS. I have 3 foot files & a pumice stone in our shower. 😁

@megaglowz8540 3 жыл бұрын

Ya, he hams that up a little at the beginning. Funny guy.

@InvertedEarth 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@TheAngiepangie424 3 жыл бұрын

Rodney was a legend, what a compliment! I agree Tony is funny funny!

@TheAngiepangie424 3 жыл бұрын

Tony is naturally funny in person too!

@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 жыл бұрын

Me, too... and missing 7 toes to diabetes. Much foot wound care materials, as well.

@VidWatcher01 3 жыл бұрын

"It's a big fridge, It's a VERY BIG fridge!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm laughing way too hard at that!!

@basedcoins 3 жыл бұрын

Im from Maui. This guy is accurate...lol

@elizabethvendley3459 3 жыл бұрын

I think that crowd was a bit young to get the AARP jokes, but to me they were golden!!!! 👍🏻 The magic land of Away! I’m cry in’ here!

@mattgaming8717 3 жыл бұрын

Inflation joke... Joke on Hawaiian streets... Man. This guy is original and really good at cracking jokes with a twist.

@denisephil7967 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Tony for such a great performance, I laugh so much. Love it!

@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын

Tony needs to release a “fat spirituals” album. It’s like a PG-Rated Faith +1 record

@timo4938 2 жыл бұрын

Faith +1 was the best Christian band of this era. It's sad to see they were taken down due to a scandal.

@StevenDragoo 3 жыл бұрын

That was awesome!

@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын

“Let’s take the dingo…” I’m rolling… “Maybe the dingo ate ‘cho baby!”

@traceyroyer993 2 жыл бұрын

The dingo took "ma babay!" That was great! Another one for older/more experienced folks. Spectacular show, unique comedian 🤣😹🙆‍♀️🙏❣💜🙈🙉🙊

@traceyroyer993 2 жыл бұрын

Thank G for comedians! 🙄😃😁😆😅😜🤪😊🙏💜❣

@skinnydee1886 Жыл бұрын

This gentleman is really good! It was nonstop laughter. Thank you Sir 🙏❤️

@MrJeeves4me Жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud! Thank you!

@lizhill2333 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is really funny. He reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. :)

@christineleblond7777 11 ай бұрын

Me too

@foesfly3047 Жыл бұрын

This act contains several moments of absolutely BRILLIANT comedy!!!

@schadowolf Жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious routine! Laughed the entire show!

@sunderwood9321 Жыл бұрын

Dude your so funny! Man can you sing! Thanks for the heart smiles! Laughed so hard thinking about the smack your gonna get from your wife!

@leopardscarf Жыл бұрын

"I want a pope from New Jersey." Loved him!

@williamadolphe7921 3 жыл бұрын

This guy's hysterical!!!! Thank you for posting!

@kirnpu 2 жыл бұрын

What a delightful set! Lots of laughter. Dry Bar is just the best!

@amilu9684 2 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best!!!..

@christicrenshaw2772 3 жыл бұрын

I am 48 and get AARP all the time. I get stuff for hearing aids constantly. Lol.

@eagleeye2300 2 жыл бұрын

No joke-- I got a catalog that had underpants with charcoal liners in them and underpants that had built in buttock pads. When I was 47. Ermagawd.

@stephenlurie821 7 ай бұрын

I just turned 63. I started getting stuff from AARP when I was in my mid-forties, They stopped about 5 years ago; I guess they think I'm dead now.

@reehanataj2208 2 жыл бұрын

He's fantastic. So funny. I've watched this so many times. Never had so many laugh out loud moments, think it's annoying the neighbours.

@toolguyslayer1 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is dry bar status for 😃😊 my cheeks are hurting

@ronniehayes178 3 жыл бұрын

Only good thing on my cell phone is Dry Bar. I been watching this program for about 4 months now.

@melinda0110 2 жыл бұрын

Great performance 👏

@adamrobinson4982 3 жыл бұрын

The GTA joke lolol

@VidWatcher01 3 жыл бұрын

That had me 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DennisBPierreLouis 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is awesome!! 😂😂😂

@windowswashbasin Жыл бұрын

Epic standup. Good work

@michaelgibouleau4088 3 жыл бұрын

He is the next Rodney Dangerfield take a look at his mannerisms and his body language

@mysticseven6578 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same. His verbal patter and voice sound similar even if the material is completely different.

@deepcreep98 3 жыл бұрын

I noticed this within seconds.

@TheKayo530 3 жыл бұрын

@@deepcreep98 so did I

@ongakuchan587 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely felt that vibe from him

@akrenwinkle 3 жыл бұрын

Italians and Jews are often so similar... humorous, down-to-earth, endearing as they poke fun at themselves.

@user-ky2og9zo9j 4 ай бұрын

You have made my day! You're so funny!!!!😅 Bless your soul....😂😂😂

@loishill110 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh hysterical! Thanks for the laughs!

@maxwell3814 3 жыл бұрын

Now that's comedy

@aovoonthefarmsouthernillin3687 Жыл бұрын

I had to pause this to catch my breath because I was laughing so hard.

@timothyfloogle Жыл бұрын

We gotta get more Tony! Please

@billmcbillface7467 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, he's good. I haven't laughed like that in a while.

@rickyspanish492 6 ай бұрын

What a hysterical set. The voice surprised me too! Was not expecting those pipes haha Thanks Dry Bar and Tony Calabrese for the laughs!