Your Wife Has A List Of Weird Things About You.

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7 ай бұрын

Your wife has a list of weird things about you, or at least Wes Austin's wife does in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special from Wes Austin, Wes talks about going bald, hair transplants, and what a woman's eyebrows can tell you about her. Whether you're someone who has a list of weird things about your spouse, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full special from Wes Austin is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
This Special was filmed in early 2020
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@ThorneJr 7 ай бұрын

You had me at "she has a list". 30 year veteran.

@melissag.664 7 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, I was just having the "I feel like your mother" conversation with the hubby the other day... 🤣

@Esther-1914 7 ай бұрын

Best punch line ever - made full circle!😂😂

@susand 7 ай бұрын

When i first saw him, I thought ... this guy definitely works out. 😉

@saelmar 7 ай бұрын

@@fisherman9435however this guy does look like he works out You can see muscle mass and definition

@tizitawoldegiorgis3296 7 ай бұрын

Eye brow joke is hilarious!!!!!

@edithdlp8045 7 ай бұрын

3:25 "it just doesn't have the right texture" 😂😂😂

@QIKUGAMES-QIKU 7 ай бұрын

Finally a full 30m Video instead of 5m ❤ This channel needs to go back to full shows

@tiacalenture3052 7 ай бұрын

Are you sure you weren't in the *shorts* section of the menu... Instead of the *videos* section?

@seedsoflove7684 6 ай бұрын

5 minute shorts? 😂

@crystaldawn9255 7 ай бұрын

Eyebrows was funnier than laughs received

@leahlinki5683 7 ай бұрын

Probably because most members of the audience had funny looking eyebrows, or they were with people who had funny looking eyebrows! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@matthewhunter6421 2 ай бұрын

In your opinion. That's all

@grimreaper3330 7 ай бұрын

This guy is freaking hilarious I love him!!!!

@denisecolumbia2440 7 ай бұрын

lol - Not only would I buy that pillow, I would buy one for everyone in my family! LOL Great show!

@morpheon_xyz 6 ай бұрын

Lmao, that ending tho. Well built up to deliver that line, like I didn't see that coming at all 😂😂😂

@benin8or 7 ай бұрын

I'm not always laughing on this channel but this guy is funny

@sueanimallover8952 7 ай бұрын

This guy is hilarious! I love his deadpan comedy! ❤😂

@suzyanderson7395 7 ай бұрын

Love it! I love being able to laugh and not feel a little bit nasty for tuning into a foul mouthed rant 😅Thank you!

@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604 7 ай бұрын

She is trying to tell you nicely that you have a 5 head...😂

@declamatory 7 ай бұрын

Victor Borge!

@camspks 6 ай бұрын

Funny. 😂😂 I'm on the look-out for a shifting eyebrow! "Saliva is gluten free"! 😂 "Cauliflower leaves a mark"! 😂 "The pages are made of air ...the bookmark doesn't move"😂 Invention - baby link 😂 I don't know why the audience was a tad quiet.

@TheNovelistDario 5 ай бұрын

Great finish lol

@morganhough1022 5 ай бұрын

From this very educational talk I learned that I can move pianos! 💪🏻

@Lavenderrose73 7 ай бұрын

Wow, what a loving wife!

@dixieboy5689 6 ай бұрын

Last joke was excellent. He is clever. Im glad he did not catch China Fever and die.

@TxAHolly 6 ай бұрын

Lmao so true about the eyebrows

@-amosc.presley-7192 7 ай бұрын

Been there, done that🤣🤣😂😂

@pryncessyanni 7 ай бұрын

Awesome, solid set...really enjoyed it!!!

@ArtistGoddess369 6 ай бұрын

My God, this guy was making me laugh out loud.

@JonDaleyNH 7 ай бұрын

My sister had rose petals in a little bag to throw at the bride and groom, but pictures or something took a while, and everyone's petals got hot and sweaty and clumped together to make little balls, and had a similar affect as your cauliflower pieces.

@georgeannrutkowski2740 7 ай бұрын

Good to see you Wes! I love watching your short clips with the Stormtroopers on your desk. You are a very funny man all while keeping a straight face ❤️

@borednow 5 ай бұрын

good call backs!

@kimberlydates3462 7 ай бұрын

I'm dead he's hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@wind10miko 7 ай бұрын

Why does his voice sound like Ryan Reynolds 💀

@abijahdixon2771 6 ай бұрын

I thought he might be a runner honestly, they are usually sucessful and slim, I also thought he was dressed fancy lol!

@gordonbecker5055 7 ай бұрын

List? Yes, and it’s a long one! 😉

@notthesamecc1927 7 ай бұрын

he's good. He looks, sounds and acts like Dr Berg.

@crystaldawn9255 7 ай бұрын

I totally took his advice before I even received it about marrying the most awful person I could find

@NeonCicada 7 ай бұрын

I guess we all have our kinks? 🤷‍♂

@LilByrdFly2 7 ай бұрын

@@NeonCicada😂 LoL

@deborahduthie4519 7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TEAMGETHELP 7 ай бұрын

Same, multiple times._.

@TutuSainz 7 ай бұрын

🤣

@maggierose97 7 ай бұрын

That fart pillow actually sounds useful.

@johnnycole7990 7 ай бұрын

Make you think while LMAO.... Great combo

@kathyracine1903 7 ай бұрын

Like this guy, Wes Austin

@garyholt8315 7 ай бұрын

wife not liking his hair operation price, we need new kitchen countertops, too funny.

@terryshaw3493 3 ай бұрын

Awesome!

@timo4938 7 ай бұрын

Why did Dry Bar wait 3 years to release this? All the masks...this is clearly 2020 lol

@seedsoflove7684 6 ай бұрын

Better late than have to pay for it!

@Debbie-sb1zf 7 ай бұрын

First timer Josh!! You are so funny!! Keep bringing it on!!

@H4TTOR1_H4NZO 7 ай бұрын

If I was losing hair I would just go all the way bald😂.

@williambilyeu9801 7 ай бұрын

He correctly diagnosed Nanzi Pelosi! 😊😅😂

@francesbernard2445 7 ай бұрын

Good thing most men would love wearing a suit being offered to them for free instead of them feeling like they have to be responsible for the drawing in of someone else's eyebrows properly each and every day.

@jadomonell 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious man

@rickykeim2005 7 ай бұрын

Wes also does Shorts Here on KZfaq where He adds a Bit of Humor to the News. That's where I know him from. I didn't know he did Stand Up.

@whitneysimon6828 6 ай бұрын

The end.....😂😢 bwahhahhaaa

@sakuraqueen1734 7 ай бұрын

Rice is gluten free though 😅

@i.t.t. 6 ай бұрын

tell me you're bi without telling me your bi 🥰

@xhshdh-lv3wx 7 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Bengt Washburn

@ifsheisgonetowherethere6259 7 ай бұрын

Rice is gluten free

@mrscatlady912 6 ай бұрын

My mom has Celiac, she's gonna appreciate this

@VoidSC 7 ай бұрын

Funny stuff!

@williamhouseholder1558 7 ай бұрын

there should be more people with fabric mask in the crowd for that fart pillow joke.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 7 ай бұрын

Your mother is one giant fart pillow.

@christinadacruz420 7 ай бұрын

Funny

@NightOfTheRevolution 7 ай бұрын

This man IS a vampire. No doubt

@nicodesmidt4034 7 ай бұрын

😂

@Standing.W.Israel 7 ай бұрын

Ive been LOOKING for a whole show of his!!! My intro to Wes waz KZfaq Shorts😂😂😂

@Vincent-ke5zn 16 күн бұрын

To me, living with 4 women would be a nightmare

@olman793 7 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to see you go Taj. You were the best 1 ⭐ reviewer there ever was and you'll always be a 1 ⭐ in my book... Wait... That is the best, right?

@iragriffen5859 7 ай бұрын

Wrong video

@olman793 7 ай бұрын

@@iragriffen5859 I know I started typing too late. It was for the vice vid

@LoveZeness 7 ай бұрын

I watched that video today as well! 😆

@TruthisPowerTYFather 7 ай бұрын

@5:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hitest8925 7 ай бұрын

👍

@DoctorQuackenbush 7 ай бұрын

How about the woman in the audience that is wearing an almost-useless mask under her nose? What's the message there?

@RuminantCounter 7 ай бұрын

That she has allergies and doesn't want to spew saliva all over her seat mates if she sneezes unexpectedly?

@nate1irvin 4 ай бұрын

guy looks Anthony Stewart Head if he was an American (complimentary)

@JOMOPressureWash 7 ай бұрын

Let’s go

@donnabuckalew-wagner6431 7 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@debbiepeterson6829 7 ай бұрын

I have multiple lists. Weird things, cruel things and just plain evil.

@estherclawson6876 7 ай бұрын

And the gross things and the hysterically funny things and the periodic sweet things.

@smithasureshholisticnutrit6287 7 ай бұрын

For all the complaints about gluten-free food, he certainly looks healthy...the proof is in the pudding! Quietly, unassumingly hilarious, actually laughed out loud many times.

@GohAhweh 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@LilByrdFly2 7 ай бұрын

🎉😂

@user-sg8wf5qo9s 7 ай бұрын

The "fart pillow" would make more positive impact on society than any of that political crap 😂

@leequesada439 5 ай бұрын

MAsks >< Ugh.. shit's a trigger for me...

@tylertipke4885 7 ай бұрын

Laugh track ;(

@quantumIO 7 ай бұрын

Nope, it's a live performance. What did you expect? Silence at a comedy club?

@JoyfulNoyes62 7 ай бұрын

I don't know .. This guy's delivery makes him "not funny." Seems like, if it was anyone else saying the exact words, I'd be laughing.

@deborah3912 7 ай бұрын

Women with their drawn in eyebrows and false eyelashes, do guys like that?Why are those people wearing masks? Now that's scary!

@idakate7 6 ай бұрын

Your forehead is normal.

@laanaalove 7 ай бұрын

Is this an old re-run? Why is everyone in masks

@RayneBubble. 7 ай бұрын

@@fisherman9435or people who don't want your cooties 🤷🏻‍♀️

@tylertipke4885 7 ай бұрын

Whata up with the masks? Everyone looks like bane

@bdbeckstrand 7 ай бұрын

He needs to research his audience before he starts blaspheming about Jesus.

@djpvma 7 ай бұрын

Not my cup o tea.

@JenyaBow_369 7 ай бұрын

People in the masks ? That’s funny….

@eugene1059 7 ай бұрын

I've been seeing more mask again these clowns are pathetic.

@Not2daysatan 7 ай бұрын

Seriously 🤭

@Five0Five 7 ай бұрын

It was filmed in 2020

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 7 ай бұрын

No, you're funny. Don't believe me? Go look in the mirror.

@Primalxbeast 7 ай бұрын

The description says it was filmed in early 2020. He was lucky to find a place where he could perform in front of an audience at that time.

@joeblow6478 7 ай бұрын

Why is everyone wearing stupid masks? It's very distracting.

@dixieboy5689 6 ай бұрын

Utah

@KashiGirl911 6 ай бұрын

stole jokes and then told them badly... hell no

@cliffhall7675 6 ай бұрын

not funny

@kennielsen3896 5 ай бұрын

He's funny, but like the sitcom, "Ellen", he needs to stay in the closet. Her show was ruined by her coming out. That was the fun part of the sitcom, she was always awkwardly funny because everyone knew she was a lesbian. It wasn't the Christian Right (who incidentally are neither) who ended that show, but there was nowhere to go after she came out.