I fully agree on that

CC has been awful for decades now.

Absolutely!!

Calm a d cent rail..?

Of course.

TorgieBride85 That shade of BLUE is gorgeous

Delish!

Yeah....apparently the watch wasn't the only thing he walked away with from that Leo stand-in gig.

@@9SmartSand6 😅😂🤣

Your second is up.

Surely a wonder of a surreal moment

We really need that show! Especially living in CA

@@SaharaCaliSara *Highfives* Cali rent is rediculous almost noone is able to own a home here cause of how exspensive eveything is

Ya but just like getting the security deposit back, it will never happen.

@@SaharaCaliSara love CA and wish to go there some day🙂

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@Dodging pineapples..... That sums up 2020 perfectly lol

@@AndrewSleighterI subscribed Andrew!!!

I do! Thanks for watching!

Mine does too.😂

Yeah it’s nice to hear someone talk positively about marriage for once

@@AndrewSleighter It’s a good thing your Grandma woke up or you wouldn’t have met Heidi!

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Dave Spangler right!

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🤣🤣🤣says Crazy

Or now 🤦‍♀️

Right?! Who is crazy now? hahaha (yeah, not funny tho)

Depends on if extra hot spicy burrito or overheated in microwave then could come out of mouth in a hurry.

@@hydrolito it rolls off the tongue just like hashafrashafrash

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@@AndrewSleighter Will do.. Love the clean truly clever relatable comedy found on dry bar comedy!! .but hey, you've got the word "content" down.. Youll do fine on YT..lol

Lmfao

I think we've all reached that point when stuck in traffic.

If people didn’t ride eachother’s asses so they wouldn’t have to slam on their brakes and people could switch lanes peacefully there would be no such thing as traffic. Mind blowing.

Kayla to the Cosmos never put ur blinker on ppl speed up lol

My husband is a transportation engineer and I have asked him the same thing. He says it doesn't work that way.

@@michellegrovak why

Yusuf Bryant that was Genuis!!!! I laughed louder than the audience.

@@Heavenzvoice Lol I know

I need to know, what is the frozen milk like????? Does the texture or taste change??? Idk why the thought of frozen milk makes me feel icky

I know people who grew up in homes that froze the milk to the point that now as adults they put ice in their cereal.

@@tristanrapin7556 it's not bad. The cream sometimes forms small pinhead sized balls

It separates into water and cream. If you don't know this, you'll end up with white water on your cereal.

My mom use to do this and it pissed me off because you can see the separation from the milk and the water

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That's also the reason I watch so much standup.

I'm legit doing this right now.

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Lol, my list is called "Desperate to Laugh", and yep, this is getting added! 🤣

@@awkwardlyrachel5524 Thanks!

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thats a really cool idea actuAlly... freeze bday cakes, holiday meals, get a deep freezer for it. then when people die their cooking can still be enjoyed for years.

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😂😂😂 My guy wants me to “smell” everything. If it’s been there long enough for you to ask me smell it, throw it away or take your chances, but I am definitely not smelling anything. I’m the woman that will dump the milk on the expiration date. I take no chances.

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She knew what was coming

Thats when i realized I was crazy lol every weird food item we keep is called apocalypse food lol

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@@AndrewSleighter I enjoyed your act very much.

Shukria Apso thought it was just me that thought that!!!! AME of the best marriages and relationships are two people who work hard hug love the heck out of each other and know most likely they’ll never be rich but they make it work.

@@Heavenzvoice 😂🤣😂

'Married before money' ???

My name is Natalie and my last initial is B. My nickname is the Great Natsbee. 🤣 True story.

sldeyo I would never have thought to partake of breakfast at hotels I was not staying in until I saw this set. Who even thinks of doing such a thing?!?

@@ajvintage9579 People who are Cheap or Broke, and/or know that another Hotel (either by learning by mere chance, or having Their Family and Friends tell Them beforehand or by Phone or Text) must have a better tasting Continental Breakfast somewhere else other than where They are staying.

Nick Mondragon honestly the filet is too tick...for my taste ....cheaper version ...McDonald’s...

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Idk, I still think Wendy's "classier." Chick-fil-A I feel, is a more "homey" family style fast food restaurant.

@PeRFeCT IMPeRFeCTiON Bwahahahaha! I made you crave chil-fil-a on the day they are closed! My plan worked perfectly!!!!

Yeah, but then you have to accept giving money to monsters.

Peas are better they conform to you body better. Sandwich and gallon size zip lock bags work good as ice packs too.

That’s my go to as well. 😂😂

Same!!! He is just so clever and his take.on the everyday stuff or even the stuff in his particular environment (lost pets in L.A., lol) is hilarious. The way he thinks about things is cracking me up. Such a quick and funny mind! If anyone out there wonders what they are supposed to be doing in the world- it is literally bringing your own personal view and flavor to whatever you do because people need "your" brand of how you do you in this life! There are a ton of comics who are funny and even brilliant but the unique style of communicating and seeing the world that comes out of each individual is what makes it so special and enjoyable and he is a gem!

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Thanks!!!

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@@AndrewSleighter Sad to see that. Stay safe out there; your entertainment is keeping me occupied during this shelter in place time

Also, you do have a resemblance to leonardo di caprio

Andrew Sleighter You’re welcome. Thank you

Love ur mom! Earth indeed is flat! Pls say hi to her from a fellow flatearhter!!🤗

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What is up with that anyway? How do these people explain planets stars?

Same. Lol.

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Literally years, not Literal years...

For “actual years” or for “actually years”? I’m going to stick with literal thanks 👍🏻

My brother uses mine!😂

PS: Ever trying same in India, don't forget the towels to wipe your hands after dish washing xD xD

Right?!

They throw it away anyway lol its really no big deal

Wow, that’s crazy. I feel guilty when I paid for a room.

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Thanks for watching! Seattle comics are the best.

Lucky

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I worked at the hotel for a year and honestly, the best perk was breakfast.

It just wear a robe. Maybe slippers. 😂😂

Omgosh yessss! I was walking in a nicer (AKA uppity) neighborhood with my son one day and this huge mix of whatever expensive dog runs over to us and his owner, a 70 something woman kind of loudly hollars... "He is friendly- don't worry" and went back to casually messing with her yard while the dog continued to follow us, like it was our problem we were suddenly freaked out that this large breed dog came tromping over 2 yards away from its home. Frankly l was angry because l have had a german shepherd charge at me (also off leash) and had NO idea whether the dog was nice or not- but her sense of entitlement to let it roam free and just run at people was deeply troubling. It made me wonder what l would have done had my little boy not been there. I wanted to lay into her about dog laws and the anxiety l have had since a strange, large and potentially vicious dog charged me and it isn't up to a stranger to interpret her dog's motives... It should be on a freaking leash. I really wanted to say- "that is awesome but how in the h@$$ would l know that your dog is safe. YOU are letting your huge dog run all over and just expect people to trust your dog is safe??? I was thinking about how l could have reached for my pepper spray and blinded her precious dog and then said- "sorry, l didn't know your dog was safe but l wasn't taking a chance". I guess next time you will keep your small horse on a leash. 😂

Yeah, this has been my new strategy for the last several years. They say "It's ok, my dog won't bite.", and I respond with "No, it's not, because I kick."

Yeah freaks afraid of friendly dogs have bigger problems in life. I guess you'll be on the phone with the bureau of land management when a bear charges you too, they should really keep wild animals locked up, someone might get anxious!!!

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Thanks Chana that's high praise!

Aw, I'm glad you saw this!

18:20 ^

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I still pronounce it qween oooon a!

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I thought she was thawing it while using it as pain reliever. Lol

My guy received a counterfeit 20 from the bank machine.

@@kellidinit3725 NOO

@@jordensanders2289 lol. Yes. It wasn’t just him, thank goodness, but a handful of customers. He was refunded by the bank and they gave him a gift card as well for the trouble it caused, though he didn’t get an explanation on how that happened.

@@kellidinit3725 it’s crazy how good fakes are getting these days, in fact not too long ago at work I saw a fake $100 bill that even had the blue strip (usd). I was shocked that it was fake

My 76 year old dad does that too. Every year I would have to clean the filled freezer and found the most ridiculous stuff in it, LoL.

Just Marry me

My mom does that these days. I don't get it. No one's gonna drink it. It just doesn't taste the same

We freeze bread 😂

@@gwenyverreking5565 Hey, after you thawed frozen bread and then bake/grill it in a pan, it would be even softer and tastier, hahaha...I did it for years, not just bread but half cooked pizza dough...

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS

Get a phone with more storage (e.g. ANYTHING not made by Apple) and never worry again.

I upload those pics to my secret Instagram and the vids to my secret KZfaq channel. Set them as private. But maybe your idea is better. Too bad I'm too lazy to open my emails, I have 9999+ unopened mails and junks in each. I even forgot some of the passwords. 😅

This is why I post pics to Insta. 😉

No not just email cause the email in your phone still takes up space u can send the photos to your Facebook messages to your self or u can make a file in Facebook but make it with a lock it says only you can see it and it’s all the extra photos then u delete the Facebook app on your phone then boom you have lots of space once your done with your app for Wendy’s or Burger King then u delete the app once u go home and add Facebook again lol all that work but yes I done it lol it works yes I had a iphone 5 lol

But youre not

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