Best line!

As a Samantha... I love this line because no one mentions my completely normal name. This guy and Garth Brooks have the best lines 😊

timestamp? nvm it's 4:30

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Literally tho

So true. I hate Todd. lol!

Aw man

@@lindablue7494 uujijkoiju

Jj

Knows other comedians material**

@@c.c.schaeffer8678 WOW!! I think maybe he was just wanting to get somebody riled up.. I think he found someone...

Yes, he has great timing. He anticipates reactions, and he's got a great follow up (and probably several prepared alternative come backs).

@@paulomaeney7324 There's always a taker!! lol

@@c.c.schaeffer8678 A bit of Overkill on your point. But, mostly agreed.

Yes. Very secure man and he doesn’t have to insult women to do it or even talk people (so far) 🤞🏾

@Nathaniel Miller I think it shows security when either gender doesn’t have to tear down the opposite gender. Insecure, bitter women do it to men too 🤷‍♀️

@Iconoclast insightful

And he's cute

@Nathaniel Miller no one said that.

Too much stolen material.

@@juggmkj its impossible to not have joke similar to others. Have you seen how much matieral is uploaded each day? And we are just a collection of our experiences, so....

Netflix = sold out comic

Share like me !!! And he will lol❤️

@@juggmkj Be specific. What did he steal?

How short are ya?

We bought a bed that after a year we admitted was too tall. We took away the frame and it was much better. I love being a shortie.

Love that, short people with super tall people is annoying lol.

I'm 6'1 and I feel bad laughing at this....But I still do. (⌐■_■)

6 ft 6 had a funny mental pic of that

Yuppppp...his energy is incredible.

It helps that he’s fairly young.

What has to do his height with his energy?

What happened?

Imagine have a wife, what a looser Kidding kidding kidding it’ss a yookkkee

😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 So your marriage is quite literally your lifesaver!!🙃😉

Fun

Oof relatable! Wishing you the best, anxiety is truly crippling

We're very much looking forward to dying with you on DryBar ❤

I’ve been going through really ugly court battles for over a year and drybar has helped me tremendously too! I hope you are doing well

@@_space.pony_ same ❤

Laughter is good medicine for the soul 😊

Right???? I was over here, breaking a rib laughing and the audience was just blah.

Mostly a Mormon audience... they don't sneak into places and they don't get their jollies yelling " fire" in a crowded restroom.

@@KZfaqUtah Nobody yelled fire. It's a comedy show. They need to lighten the eff up. He is great!

Actually thought they were a great audience.

I think the audience suppressed their laughter so as not to miss anything he says.

714 people hate butt pinches

He did say “both genders”, so a few blue haired clicked a few dislikes as well

The dislikes are from the guys who got home and DIDN'T get their butts pinched

2/3 of those traits were hot after twilight came out. guess he missed the memo :P

I'm the one who remembers everything in our relationship. It drives my husband crazy lol how I can remember all of it. The good and the bad.

Your husband is fem.

Are you sure he’s not trans. 😂

@@peekaboots01 could be pisces are natural feminine water signs which sucks because I'm a pisces fml lol

@@legendkillersshittyduffleb932 this is most likely, or a cancer!!!

Because his surname is Guerra. In Italian it means "war": he is prepared for the battlefield of comunication. 😸

I try doing this and then he says he hates words of affirmation and they are wasted on him.

@@justahomie2505 Tell him he smells good, then. No guy hates that.

@@justahomie2505 There is something that is at the root of his remarks. We reject solid affirmations when we have low self-esteem, shame, etc. Try to get him to a counselor. Go with him. He can be happier. :)

@@justahomie2505 get rid of him. Run.

@@justahomie2505 thank him for his honesty, and ask him what he does need.

And on the other hand, single women live longer than married women.

@@wosborne5535 That sounds like it’s very accurate. Not stressing about keeping another adult alive. Lol

I do pretty dangerous things when I travel I know FOR A FACT I wouldn't do if I was married! 😅

@@primus75 most dangerous stuff I ever done was while I was making a living for my wife. Lol.

A Killer Whale in a tank probably lives longer than one in the wild, too. But, what kind if life is it? And, in 2021 I'd like to know what women are "taking care" of their husbands. 😂 Man, the lies women tell themselves and the world about what they are. After the statistical likelihood of infidelity, divorce and the criminal amounts and duration of alimony and child support and the incalculable stress they cause men, the claim that married men live longer is dubious and outdated at best. Another piece of propaganda in the campaign to drive men into the indentured servanthood of marriage. Even IF true, better a man live happier than live longer.

Not for me. The worst thing my mother ever did was j walk, or race a yellow light. o.O

She totally did! Lying about my age to get free or discounted stuff longer, hiding food in movie theaters, eating grapes in the grocery store, running yellows, j walking, yup.

@@Psychol-Snooper Oh, she did!! You just don't know about it. And she will never tell!! lol

@@Yosetime So your assertion is my mother instructed me in criminality... but I "don't know about it?" Da fk?

@@Psychol-Snooper I didn't say that. Have some applesauce and calm down kiddo.

"I'm children". I lost the grip on my caulk gun I was using on my shower. F-ing died.

Lol he literally just said the ‘I’m baby’ line the second I read it in your comment 🤣

MANGO BIRD

same

Same here, laughed out loud, really great

I think people from there are the tallest in Europe, so no wonder. I would need to be doing the same as you.

If he were actually politically incorrect, he could be the next Bobby Slayton.

It's the Dry Comedy bar, no alcohol and all clean acts, all of them not just this guy.

@@countys32there is alcohol served

@@flyingpigs7844 No way, why do the call it the Drybar and don't Mormons abstain from alcohol? I don't know I'm just asking.

@@countys32 morons haha, wrong word to misspell

@@blackmarketarmy Oops my bad.🤣

Yes! My man is 5'6" he treats me well !

@@ah5721 and how tall are you?

@@tmn9524 Even short women can easily get tall guys so lets not go there and I'm not saying Amanda is short because I have no idea and it's none of my business.

I really appreciate that he was pointing out that men need to feel like men. That’s always been so important, but with this society, now more than ever do we need to raise men up and show them how much they are worth AS MEN.

Women live longer just because we're so spiteful that we can't allow our men to be happy... ever! Jk... kind of lol

Someone’s gotta collect that life insurance cheque...

Statistics consider divorced men, whose life was destroyed by a harpy, and who is much more likely to finish himself, as "single". Statistics also do not account for the fact that men are ones doing pretty much all dangerous and demanding jobs, with them being over 90% of work related fatalities. Statistics do not account for the fact that state spends on female healthcare twice as much as male healthcare. So on and so forth. Claim that marriage is somehow beneficial to a men is nonsense. It is a dangerous gamble for very little reward.

Deborah Duthie You know why married men die before their wives? Because they choose to!

@@edpietila2026 cause according to Walter they've set themselves a goal.

Exactly! Details are one of our strengths. That's why he's right. You can't win with us, we'll always have better access to the details. It's biological and essential for keeping kids safe.

How’d it feel to say “He’s right,” ?

The good ol nothing box

Guys have filing cabinets we have spaghetti noodles. Y’all guys don’t know how bad ya kink our noodles sometimes!!!

We need to "educate" and "discipline" people all the time, age and gender don't matter. When someone does something inappropriate or insensitive/thoughtless, you need to tell them right away. Be careful with your wording though, try to make it an constructive and mutually beneficial interaction. Then there are cases where the other person clearly doesn't give a ****, do yourself a favor and walk away. My husband and I were friends for an entire decade before we started dating. We waited another decade to finally tied the knot - FOREVER! At that point we knew everything and I mean everything about eachother. I love his family more than my own and most of his friends are bearable, some are even shared friends. We respect eachother's space and schedule "quality time" to just communicate. Relationships are hard work, every version and every combination. The "real" part starts after the wedding - this is where fairytales normally end. Nobody is interested in the catastrophy that might follow when two people who barely know eachother start sharing bed and table.

5'0 and shrinking 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

5’0 ?!?! Wow that’s kinda impressive not gon’ lie

@@jenynz5334 I’m 13, one of the shortest in my class and im 5,1

Wow, is that really an endorsement?

Me too!!! OMG I can’t breathe! 😆 21:33 ~the laying flatter & “hellooo” made a noise come outta me I never heard before 😂😂😂🤣☠️

Stop complaining about the world and start living - make it happen people!!! You are the problem AND the solution.

@@edenlost4074 What?

Tall girls are great. When you’re nose to nose, your toes are in it, and when you’re toes to toes, your nose is in it.

Bet that's how he felt listening to the comedians he got his material from too! =)

@ jugg. Bet you are an angry, bitter, resentful, sad person who hates anyone who is happy, full of energy, positive, original and absolutely hilarious (:

Nick is just plain good! ❤😂

Nope, you’re just building a case, so you can use it later against us when it suits you! 😂😅

Yes, and yes.

What did you say I was distracted

What a concept! Men, take notes.

@@sdathomas5088 do you really think pulling out a pen and paper every time you get into a conversation is the right call?

Pranked you. Right...

What a magical relationship

Boy's section at JC Penney. :)

I think he's brave but I also think he looks fabulous in that jacket.

Great jacket.

Needs a 3rd button.

He's single of course only a man would pick that jacket