Ha, I watch some funny zoom court proceedings and these days just about every other case is from Walmart shoplifting.

@@FCWW87 hahaha!

lol 😂

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Unless Management sees you shoplift, nothing can be done. Cops cannot be called by anyone else except Management and most are gone as soon as they can

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I haven't seen this sign, but I believe you

@@Vincent-ke5zn I only saw it twice. I tend to think it was the road departments sense of humor.

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Safety first!

I'm 66 and I sang it, too! I love that show! I also have a cd of Schoolhouse Rock!

There’s nothing better..! All the songs are so good. My 12 year old knows them all.

Yeah you're right. I never heard this song played at school. It was played mostly Saturdays on the program School House Rock.

I still use Schoolhouse Rock to help me with Grammer.

Conjunction Junction

Me to those were Keepers...🤣🥰

It is funny, but that voice is too grating to listen to for an hour.

in indigenous communities, we use dna sites rather than personal sites to hookup. (semi-true, if not that, you speak to your nan or the neighborhood busybody because just a few generations down, even in a small community, nobody knows who their cousins are. And with that reality, every exchange student or new neighbor is quickly overwhelmed by how welcoming people can be. This is also why many small groups have cultural matchmakers, nearly every group has some cultural variation of a matchmaker going on. Even for the gays. Might only be third, fourth cousins, but everyone is weirded out when you all end up at the same family reunion.)

@@calicokushthat was the longest, most confusing parenthetic statement I have ever read 😅

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This is what passes for stand up comedy these days? Commenting on pictures on a projector?! Sad. I miss Norm and George Carlin.

My daughter said at the beginning of this school year 😞 I don't want to go to third grade mom...... I'm like why girlfriend..." Cause all my friends are in second grade" 😶🤭well yeah lol I'm like yeah they graduated too baby girl they'll be in third grade with you ....I love it

Give yourself a squeeze for caring about YOU! Mental Health is just as vital as setting broken bones! ♥️♥️♥️

Good luck in your future, great step forward, if you can, learn meditation, it truly helped my mental health. ✌🏻♥️

Consider this for mental health. "Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. John.3:3. Why? Jesus answered, Verily, verily I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. That which is born of flesh is flesh and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again." John 3:5-7. If you are not born again, regeneration, you will walk in your own understanding. That is sin. "The heart is deceitful above all things and desperately wicked who can know it? Jeremiah 17:9. We must walk in the Spirit. Only He can make us new. His counsel is superior. Forgive or you will not be forgiven. His love is to live and die for. Blessings

He IS the THERAPY!!

Check out James Veitch

Here's a tip. Keep doing what your doing. Your hilarious!😁🤣💝 Thanks for clean humor!

This is what passes for stand up comedy these days? Commenting on pictures on a projector?! Sad. I miss Norm and George Carlin.

It’s all stuff he took from the internet I’ve seen it all multiple times shared on fb from teacher friends and stuff.

I feel sorry for any kid that is under any guidelines by this unintelligent fool!

We had a projector 📽 on a cart, gosh I’m old! It would flicker snd garble…still better than a regular school day

I use to live a couple miles from the Lawrence Welk studio in San Diego county. We watched it too. A high school friend auditioned for drummer. He was an Iron Maden, AC/DC, Yes, and Rush fan. He was so excited that day! I'll never forget it. Literally bouncing off the walls! Needless to say, LW didn't feel my friend had the style they were going for. 😂🤣🤣 Still, I respect him for trying. Was hoping you'd share some of the answers you've gotten from kids.

Was it a community of former German p.o.w.s?there are a couple in minnesota

How about turning to Jesus? "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3. The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14. What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator. John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator. Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5. "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8. Jesus said that he is God! "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14. The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33. "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27. Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins]. He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.] "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22. Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them." "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10! So what is the salvation message of Jesus. Accept His perfect sacrifice and we for you. alk in grace and in His peace. Rest His righteousness. Repent and believe Jesus paid the one time full payment for your sins. 'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'

@@melodythomas1787 That I do not know! I live in Kansas and there was also a German POW Camp here. That's one of the reasons Kansas has such a large German-American community! My Paternal Great Grandparents left long before The Third Reich and settled in Western Kansas. Dad said as kids, he and his siblings understood and spoke German; his grandparents spoke very little English. Of course, after they passed and my grandfather passed, they really didn't speak Germam anymore. By the time they were all in their 20's my Dad, Aunt's and Uncle's had forgotten everything they learned as small children. That's a shame. ~ APRIL LIPKE

@@judyswiderski2682 well gee thanks for the Sunday evening sermon.

Probably from me. I grew up in a small town in Ky. My family had been in that area for over 200 years. I was related to just about everyone. I would come home from school and tell my mom about some cute boy in my class and she would say "You know he's your cousin, right?" I tell people I had to leave the county to find a prom date I wasn't related to. BTW, I did the family tree years ago. My mom is her own third cousin.

@@maryrichardson1318, how does that happen?

@@debbieolandese4912 come on now... it's a joke! Lol

Fastest way to learn how to use a Smartboard is to have a kid show you. Learned more from the kids than from other teachers.

I think u missed the point . Lolz 🤦‍♀️

@@abovenbeyondlimits81 Substitute taught in six different school districts K-12. Half of the teachers helping me struggled with using Smartboards, as they didn't have them in college when they studied to become teachers. Half I learned from teachers and IT and the most useful stuff was from students who knew how to use them. Didn't care how I learned it. But, kids knew how to use them better than half the teachers.

This is what passes for stand up comedy these days? Commenting on pictures on a projector?! Sad. I miss Norm and George Carlin.

@@kidwave1 You didn't laugh - at anything? That's SAD! Life is serious, yes. So we NEED to laugh, and I did! Sure feels good for a change.

@@kidwave1 Opinions vary.

We had one tv this is why it was on a cart to roll between all the classrooms. It was also black and white. No color!

I just ran across this video and must admit this guy is hilarious!!! You are so right bring on more!!! It was too short!! I could listen to him forever!! He definitely did the right thing by going into comedy!! The best I've ever heard in a long time!!!

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what??

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@@tamahtaylor348 Tamah (or, excuse me if ‘Taylor’), do you know??

Lol, my friend offered to let me use her new shampooer, I have a steamer and a small shampooer, I also have two big dogs. One who lifted all the top soil in my yard and the other stands in the dog pool and then runs thru the loose dirt! No I’m not going to shampoo my carpet. They win. I vacuum. Aaaand they throw their toys around the house worse than my kids did, if anything is missing I go to the backyard and pick it up, but I love them 😍

Me, too! I love hearing about such innocent children saying and doing hilarious things and never realizing how funny they are!

Oklahoma?

@@cggambill no near Arkansas

@cggambill is there one in Oklahoma too?

I don't know. There might be. It's a great name lol

You mean immorality?

@@nancyfarris5093 Thank you, Denise Marie. I totally agree. So funny and clean!

​@@nancyfarris5093 he means he is tired of jokes that never die.

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And check-out lanes!~And being able to write a check after 10:00

I hope you will feel better soon.

Literal 😂