DSP Insanely Toxic Stream, Crying Rivers of Salt in Tekken 8 as He Gets Demolished in Ranked Mode

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DSP Tries It - Memology 101

4 ай бұрын

New era of salt 😈

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@saturn580 4 ай бұрын

"We must apologize for DSP. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke." -The FGC

@ElSandwich777 4 ай бұрын

“I got double perfected, making me the victor”

@notgonnapay 4 ай бұрын

2:57 The guy gets hit with a running attack, obviously putting Zafina into her lowest stance. What’s Phil’s reaction? Hopkick I’m convinced that this man has to be a joke manufactured by the FGC

@austin9568AuraMasterDX 4 ай бұрын

@@ElSandwich777 "Who's laughing now?"-Phil, probably

@drkRoss89 4 ай бұрын

"Look at this scrub with his typical ahnline pattern behavior".

@ranruy 4 ай бұрын

If you got an ass I'll kick it. -Squeaky DSP voice

@elitefourfay4712 4 ай бұрын

This guy has the same cope every fighting game haha

@lonewanderer9876 4 ай бұрын

Fighting games just don't satisfy his protagonist "Like me fr" complex that Like a Dragon offers.

@Slob_Master_ 4 ай бұрын

Can’t really blame him DSP is one of the rare 0.0000000001 percent of people who suffers input lag every match and his moves never come out nothing he could do

@lachlanu3070 4 ай бұрын

and if you call him out on this he'll just call you a fkn clueless moron and ban you

@professorpenne9962 4 ай бұрын

a novel idea would be practice a lot against the bot characters and learn their moves before going into pvp when it's possible someone has mained the same character for years or even decades. whoda thunk.

@Space64727 4 ай бұрын

He had the same pings on day one when he was winning it was fine now he's getting clapped, its lag. He already has the excuse pre loaded before the loss.

@xpurplethighs7596 4 ай бұрын

"It's not that I was outplayed" Jesus Christ dude, just... please stop.

@joshleenall 4 ай бұрын

But the narcissist did nothing wrong... he did everything right..

@daijodan 4 ай бұрын

The game took away what was on his screen, don't you know how games work?

@Hoscue 4 ай бұрын

Spam, mash, internet connection. Repeat ad infinitum.

@JJsiN84 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, it’s extremely tiring at this point to literally hear the same excuses for every game for so many years. I feel quite unhealthy lately watching him. I still haven’t received my spoons in the mail either.

@ohnoitsskylar 4 ай бұрын

@@JJsiN84 there's no shame in taking a detox break. Phil is like some eldritch horror that slowly corrupts and destroys everything around him

@batangbatugan 4 ай бұрын

Shouts "He didn't outplay me!" after getting perfected.

@Yoonique91 4 ай бұрын

Read this exactly as it was happening😂

@slick3996 4 ай бұрын

perfected, spat out, and flushed down the toilet

@ashleybrooke2087 4 ай бұрын

The game cheated him! Developers are all detractors!

@birduno 4 ай бұрын

"i hate losing to gimmicks i don't know how to beat" >spends two streams crushing noobs who have no idea how to break king throws

@S0M3GUY778 4 ай бұрын

Don't forget the alley kicks that noobs also dunno how to block against

@yohagain 4 ай бұрын

Not to mention the Blanka Ball + throw over and over in SF6

@rabbyd542 4 ай бұрын

Who woulda thought he'd pick a character with command grabs...

@baldrkrueger3552 4 ай бұрын

@@rabbyd542 Phil caters to the "oddball characters" because they're heavy with slow movesets which aligns with his oldhead reflexes that way he can blame the "matchup" or simply how the "character is built" instead of his lack of skill so yeah nothing new there lmao

@rabbyd542 4 ай бұрын

@@baldrkrueger3552 something tells me rush in+ command grab isn't gonna work in this game like it did in SF6.

@2facej0k3r 4 ай бұрын

"he's doing the same combos over and over" *coughs in street fighter 6 Blanka*

@torchlight1785 4 ай бұрын

Blanka ball into kick kick launcher super.

@S0M3GUY778 4 ай бұрын

*Coughs in Tekken 8 King Alley Kicks*

@warrenweaver6664 4 ай бұрын

So true

@CaptainPugman 4 ай бұрын

I have never ever seen one man before DSP be so bad and braindead at any sort of game. Even my 50 year old father who plays for like 2 hours per week, stoned out of his brains plays better than FartSydePig. It's truly a testament to how smooth Phil's brain is.

@TheJarlath9 4 ай бұрын

with king nontheles king lol

@TheJarlath9 4 ай бұрын

i would understand yoshimitsu but he could have done way more with king

@GloryOfBarbelo 4 ай бұрын

Relatable

@vista1456786 4 ай бұрын

His brother LTG has matched him in some games.

@void1618 4 ай бұрын

FartSydePig 💀

@SilentWeaponsIIl 4 ай бұрын

If you listen to just the audio of Phil's kahmentary, you can hardly figure out which fighting game he's playing

@TheZodiacRipper 4 ай бұрын

"He teleported down to a crouching position and thats not what happened on my screen" might be the best excuse ever for the opponent ducking to escape a grab.

@TheSpectre2300 4 ай бұрын

I know next to nothing about Tekken and even I saw that his throw whiffed cause the opponent crouched!

@TheZodiacRipper 4 ай бұрын

@@TheSpectre2300 lol he doesnt understand that the opponent can sidestep to duck attacks either. He is forever stuck in the 2d level one of Street fighter 2.

@AnTunZee 4 ай бұрын

How did he know how to describe what happened if it didn’t happen on his screen?

@nnnooowwwaaayyy 4 ай бұрын

“Everything she does is faster than me!!” Enormous Leopard Wrestler vs Light agile female striker lol

@Steven-ex3ne 4 ай бұрын

Before I even watch the video: - Mashing jab/kick - Your connection sucks - It dropped my combo! - I can't block - I can't get up How accurate was I? 😅

@spicylatinkarl86 4 ай бұрын

nailed it 😂😂😂

@Exodus-sh5mq 4 ай бұрын

Not what I pressed. Missed that one.

@naterivers6107 4 ай бұрын

It seems like he's decided his favorite excuse is going to be spam combined with bitching about not knowing what anything about who's kicking his ass at any given time.

@DarksideGmss0513 4 ай бұрын

You missed one. You beat me because I don't have character knowledge

@jordandennis6794 3 ай бұрын

Lack of character knowledge, although I feel that's a new one these days

@Doomfist2589 4 ай бұрын

Glad to see after all these years, he still plays King the same EXACT way.

@S0M3GUY778 4 ай бұрын

It's...kinda fascinating tbh. Out of the entire bevvy of moves King has all he uses is F+4, Allety Kicks and 2+4. Like really bro??

@briealice1065 4 ай бұрын

My youngest brother has mained King since Tekken 6 and seeing Phil play King is such a disgrace. 😣 Granted, I can’t play King lol. I stick to Jun/Asuka.

@chucheeness7817 4 ай бұрын

Since Phil is very predictable doing the alley kicks it's essentially free low parry combo

@carlospitteri3146 4 ай бұрын

Fill hasn't evolved since 5th grade I would assume

@Black_Aces 4 ай бұрын

His entire reason for picking King is the command grabs, when that doesn't work he's completely clueless

@CrownlessKingIX 4 ай бұрын

Love how he's playing Tekken like a 2D fighter. "Why am I getting hit?" Because they're at a different angle from where you're facing.

@SrCarlo20 4 ай бұрын

"the jab stuffs everything I do" he doesn't know side stepping exists?

@professorpenne9962 4 ай бұрын

I can't even begin to imagine how he would react playing something like bloody roar games (wish those games were still around) he would melt

@S0M3GUY778 4 ай бұрын

@@SrCarlo20 Also the fact that jabs are the fastest move in the game lmao, it'll beat everything if you dont duck

@Herodotus888 4 ай бұрын

"I did the kick, and he just went right around it!" LOL Yea the game is called Tekken it's 3D buddy.

@aledantih6524 4 ай бұрын

@@SrCarlo20or power crushes

@Angrymonkey2489 4 ай бұрын

"He's spamming moves!" But... Tekken Is about... Combos...

@Peanutbutterbutnotjelly 4 ай бұрын

Wrong, more then that scrub

@professorpenne9962 4 ай бұрын

WHUUT?! SINCE WHEN CAN PAUL DO COMBOS?! THIS GAME IS STOOPID!

@Peanutbutterbutnotjelly 4 ай бұрын

@@professorpenne9962 sounds like your garbage just saying

@professorpenne9962 4 ай бұрын

what garbage? I have always liked using duke nukem with a marge simpson haircut in tekken. he's fun to use.

@cortezbaldur413 4 ай бұрын

I love when he said a guy "is just endless combo spamming" so getting legit combos over and over is spam I guess.

@MinecwaftBeans 4 ай бұрын

17:21 the fact he got stomped by someone who was quite obviously fucking with him is hilarious

@jordandennis6794 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Jab

@woketacha6112 Ай бұрын

i was thinking that reina was doing simple attacks, now i know that dsp can't even counter 1 jab.

@J_A_P_E 4 ай бұрын

Everyone saw this coming from 10 miles away.. dude is going to get juggled for days, using the same old excuses and cope he uses in Street Fighter while knowing absolutely nothing about Tekken

@bigbobpataki5659 4 ай бұрын

“Lack of character knowledge” my brother, Hwoarong has been in Tekken since the PS1

@Beggars_Banquet 4 ай бұрын

Tekken 8 did nothing wrong. Tekken 8 did everything correct.

@thedeepfriar745 4 ай бұрын

Tekken can do no wrong

@Dnetwork007 4 ай бұрын

it's tekken's fault!

@Daniel-Rain-YT 4 ай бұрын

Tekken 8 is horrible in literally every single aspect

@sirDAMO57 4 ай бұрын

Having rage arts still in the game with the heat system being a good replacement is wrong.

@JoshHipHopLivin 4 ай бұрын

@@sirDAMO57Apparently you like Kuma with your pfp

@foehammer5047 4 ай бұрын

Phil: chooses a strong, slow character Also Phil: "Argh why is she faster!?"

@HELLRAISER02 4 ай бұрын

Ironic you say that cuz king has some really fast whiff punish and pressure tools, and faster command throwsjustcuz,but phil only spams slow moves

@Salamandaa 4 ай бұрын

"How slow character beat fast character?!" How has this guy been playing fighting games his whole life?

@666slateran666 4 ай бұрын

King is much faster here than in T7

@ugandantoad6616 4 ай бұрын

Good to know phil is keeping to his new year's resolution of not being toxic whilst playing online fighting games.

@AGenomeSoldier 4 ай бұрын

I love the fact that he never admits he has to improve and try at the game. He might get a tiny amount of respect for that. It's just excuses, excuses, excuses.

@Impolitespoon18 4 ай бұрын

He actually does that for LITERALLY every single game he plays, and he is bad at every game he plays.

@platinumight158 4 ай бұрын

"I can't do anything against that, what am I supposed to do?" Then effing learn, FFS

@rotemegozi1044 4 ай бұрын

He just can't handle losing

@d-_-b8558 4 ай бұрын

That's what a decade of social isolation does. He has lost all perspective on what a game is. With friends around he might hear the phrase "chill man, it's just a game" enough that it would soak into his smooth brain.

@MundaneDave 4 ай бұрын

Same as with SF6, Phil's idea of improvement is watching and copying better players. That's not a joke - he hypes up watching others as if next stream he'll be of equivalent ability. Studying frames and stuff? That's for nerds dood

@xZippy 4 ай бұрын

"He's not outplaying me, it's lack of character knowledge." I can't imagine what it feels like to be that narcissistic.

@punishedwhispers1218 4 ай бұрын

The sad thing is; in Tekken thats a legitimate part of the game, but hes not stating that because he recognizes its a weak matchup for him; hes saying that so he can lose and pretend hes better than the opponent

@Rhyds86 4 ай бұрын

Gets rinsed. "He's not actually beating me".

@keeyon012 4 ай бұрын

I'm reminded of the fact that Phil has a Tekken 3 trophy, yet he doesn't know to duck jabs, and he doesn't sidestep at all. Classic.

@Black_Aces 4 ай бұрын

He also sucks at breaking normal throws

@S-Groove 4 ай бұрын

What's the T3 trophy.

@idioticeskimoe5149 4 ай бұрын

Let me get this straight. The guy who got a first place award in Tekken 3 and has played Tekken 7: 1. Can't sidestep 2. Doesn't know about universal 10 frame jabs. 3. Has no concept of counterhit, ducking, or parrying 4. Has no understanding of meaty attacks. 5. Calls out chars as gimmicks for having a low stance 6. Doesn't try to learn a matchup as he goes and instead says "I can't do anything." 7. Calls a whiff punish a "Random super" 8. Thinks that always being ready to find a way to launch a combo in a combo game like Tekken 8 is "Combo spam" There is no other place where you can get such low IQ fighting game takes. At least LTG talks about the games he plays in broad strokes.

@lechaatr193 4 ай бұрын

Tbh your 100% correct but zafina and Ling are hella gimmick chars

@idioticeskimoe5149 4 ай бұрын

@@lechaatr193 Ling Xiaoyu's entire gimmick is that you have to be competent at the game and know every matchup to use her. As for Zafina yeah lows are her gimmick but he could easily go to the lab and learn to counter her.

@S0M3GUY778 4 ай бұрын

To add onto that, has no concept of hit strings being uninterruptible with ANY move, causing him to whine that "I can't do anything he's spamming combos!" when he's eating Lee's WS2,3 which cannot be interrupted in any capacity lmao

@downfromthereeefters 4 ай бұрын

This is very interesting. Makes me wonder what some of these phrases mean

@zato-1766 4 ай бұрын

The jab spam was the worst offender. Like really dude? There's a million ways out of jab spam. DSP somehow still hasn't discovered the concept of dodging attacks or even using a power crush.

@TheTsukuyomiLight 4 ай бұрын

It's the people like that Reina doing single jabs over and over again, that makes you aware that they KNOW who they're fighting against.

@naiiin6949 4 ай бұрын

That player was probably laughing his ass off the entire game lmao, he just kept on trolling with the jabs over and over again

@jordandennis6794 3 ай бұрын

Hopefully he had Phil's stream on too 😂😂

@J_A_P_E 4 ай бұрын

> i don't like that i was beaten by combo spam Welcome to Tekken, piggy.. you get juggled when you get caught slipping lmao Dude is a 40yr old self proclaimed fighting game enthusiast and doesn't even know shit about the second most popular Japanese fighting game

@zrider100z 4 ай бұрын

He has no idea what is going on but they most certainly didn't time anything, they just spam and he can't do anything.

@MetatronsCube23 4 ай бұрын

He was never a gamer, pre KZfaq the only games he played were SNES games, he slept on every other console until the PS3 era. He shits on all the games he never played or missed out on too, It's why he hates Halo 1 and Metal Gear Solid series. It's also why he doesn't even get Tekken, he never played it until he was on youtube for content. He can't even block, side step or parry lol.

@666slateran666 4 ай бұрын

Tekken sells more than SF buddy

@J_A_P_E 4 ай бұрын

@@666slateran666 Okay, and?.. your mother sells the most hole down by the docks... buddy

@J_A_P_E 4 ай бұрын

@@666slateran666 Okay, and?... your mother sells more hole down town... buddy

@shadowofthenorthstar989 4 ай бұрын

Phil will ragequit Tekken in a week im predicting it . the game is too hardcore for him

@MaxsonAtTheFort 4 ай бұрын

“This game is twash, it’s twash d00d, it’s always dropping my khambos and has bad servers. SNORT🐽” - Pigroach

@MVDDYWATERZ 4 ай бұрын

He doesn't block, side step, or defense break at all.

@jstring 4 ай бұрын

@@MVDDYWATERZthat’s cuz it drops all his moves dood, you see? Snort.

@HaouRex 4 ай бұрын

@@jstring Right?!

@Filip_Agrippa 4 ай бұрын

I don't think it's harder than SF, but ot's different and DSP is unable to learn things. He wants to win instantly instead of learning how to play. The dood doesn't even dodge attacks.

@depressionyachts 4 ай бұрын

That match with Reina told me all I needed to know about DSP's ability to adapt.

@S-Groove 4 ай бұрын

Jabs we're clear as day, yet he just sought there, tanking them all and for what, nothing.

@jordandennis6794 3 ай бұрын

Phil is a smooth brain

@TheGrimSqueak3r 4 ай бұрын

"She's hitting me like 10 times!" Zafina: *doing 10 hit combo string*

@ViperNakajima 4 ай бұрын

Phil really is the type of person to put bread in a toaster, wait five seconds and be like "why isn't it toasted?"

@tpolutts3309 4 ай бұрын

"I pressed the button! Omg it didn't go down! It dropped my input. Ack ack ack look my bread is just sitting there. You saw me toast it. I did nothing wrong. Tips would really help tonight"

@CrashKazooie 4 ай бұрын

Time for everyone’s favourite segment, Dave’s day off! Yes! So yesterday Kat wanted more toast so I get the bread. I put it in the toaster, and leave to take a wizz ack ack ack I almost peed my pants dood. I come back after 20 seconds and guess what? The toast isn’t done! Kat’s at the dinner table crying and we don’t know what to do. We think the toaster might be broken, and we don’t have the money to buy a new one. We ordered Doordash for 2 pieces of toast and it was only $20. With that in mind, I need your support more than ever because our toaster is broken and I HAD to pay for Doordash to feed muh Mom- muh wife. I don’t what we’re gonna do, I might not be able to buy Jasper cat food this week.

@mateblaga 4 ай бұрын

Or using a spoon for a cup noodle...or pouring bacon grease down the toilet

@TheZodiacRipper 4 ай бұрын

Didnt that fool burn bread in the toaster last year? or was it just the chicken?

@Basedbrawler 4 ай бұрын

Phil making cereal: *pours milk and it overflows* whut? The milk kept pouring and I didn’t even have my haend ahn it. I stahped tilting it in time it’s just dumb man. *snort*

@DanteV2019 4 ай бұрын

Phil complaining about Hwoarang kicking is the same level as complaining that Steve just does punches 🙄

@cryofist Ай бұрын

believe it or not ive been maining steve in 8 and people do in fact bitch about that

@MichaelCHorler 4 ай бұрын

DSP literally has no idea how Tekken works. As a long-time Tekken fan, I'm having a blast with Tekken 8. Most of these players aren't "spamming combos" Phil. They're punishing your failed attempts to attack them by using fast frame start-ups, eventually leading to powerful combos. They're decent players who understand Tekken's design on a basic level. You can counter this by prioritising throws, parries, and blocks. You ARE playing King after all, the perfect character for just that... You always keep saying, "I have no clue what to do!" So you need to hit the Practice Mode and spend some time figuring out the best situational attacks for King instead of blaming the game, its characters, and its players... Even if it means having some Practice Mode streams (there's a new stream idea for you Phil...).

@Pwop_ 4 ай бұрын

SF6: not enough learning curve Tekken 8: too much learning curve

@Black_Revue 4 ай бұрын

When YOU aren't Ready for the Next Battle...

@yoyomonkey7986 4 ай бұрын

Gets whiff punished "I dont know his moves"

@supersentaiguy 4 ай бұрын

He’s awful at fighting games.

@zeldafreak1975 4 ай бұрын

He's awful at every game he tries 😆

@Blackstar31557 4 ай бұрын

The only time Phil beat something on stream was when he left his camera on 😂

@drlongcat5053 4 ай бұрын

@@Blackstar31557😂

@drlongcat5053 4 ай бұрын

@@zeldafreak1975😂

@omega-prime3120 4 ай бұрын

You would think this would be his best genre of game given his past as a "professional Fighting Game player", but of course not

@2facej0k3r 4 ай бұрын

im sorry... "combo spam?" you mean, a combo?

@romanv5457 4 ай бұрын

Did he actually timed anything??? He just combo spammed . This old man needs to go

@Mi2Lethal 4 ай бұрын

11:12 "He's not outplaying me, it's just lack of character knowledge" that is literally being outplayed by someone that knows the moves and counters. That's like me playing tennis against Roger Federer and saying he's not outplaying me, it's just my lack of game knowledge.

@SrCarlo20 4 ай бұрын

Tekken is hard as hell for a newcomer. You will suck ass like everyone else did at one point. But Phil can't allow that, he is the pro gamer who receives his tips because he is a god at fighting games.

@Redribbo 4 ай бұрын

tekken 8 is pretty easy for a newcomer, you just gotta setup those buttons on your controller.

@S0M3GUY778 4 ай бұрын

I mean sure, but Phil is easily worse than a newcomer for someone who used to be a "Pro fighting game player"

@panzerfaust8452 4 ай бұрын

For some reason seeing DSP on Warrior rank after me barely scraping to get to Marauder back in T7(on Shaheen) pains me on a whole different level. And motivates me to grind those numbers and get into the lab, to be better than that sorry excuse of an fgc player. It's been only four days since T8 launched and I already love it with all my heart.

@S0M3GUY778 4 ай бұрын

@@panzerfaust8452 don't worry man, they squashed the ranks so the Warrior and up ranks are the new green ranks. At warrior you don't lose progress for losses, you just get nothing. You can get to Warrior with sheer brute force, which is what Phil doeos

@BansheeNT-D 4 ай бұрын

Good he will never play the Gundam Extreme Vs series haha

@YoutubeStyleChannel 4 ай бұрын

Different game, same bullshit. Level 1 in every aspect of his life.

@hatsuneelissu5924 4 ай бұрын

SSDD -Shepherd MW2

@33mdan 4 ай бұрын

This loser is still playing the tutorial. Level 1 is too advanced.

@Fivepast01 4 ай бұрын

If they ever make a film of Phil’s life, “I can’t do anything!” will be the tagline.

@cl.3614 4 ай бұрын

"Here lies Phil Burnell He did nothing wrong"

@taags 4 ай бұрын

It will be a cheap movie. All filmed in one room.

@AnTunZee 4 ай бұрын

It will be filmed with a Samsung galaxy s3 and then be filmed with a Samsung galaxy s15 halfway through

@demoneyeslaharl 4 ай бұрын

That Reina just straight up insulted DSP.

@EyesShineBIack 4 ай бұрын

This dude is trash at every-single-game he attempts to play. Excuse after excuse.

@Snakee423 4 ай бұрын

No, there is one where he is truly the master: Bugsnax

@coltonwilkie241 4 ай бұрын

He even sucked at Mario wonder which is arguably the easiest Mario game to date.

@jkdman2007 4 ай бұрын

He is a garbage player who plays vedio games like a regard. 😂

@shido_rimru_ 4 ай бұрын

@@coltonwilkie241how dose he suck at mario litteraly like one of the easiest games to beat lol how terrible can you be at a game videos games are just not his thing

@ElSandwich777 4 ай бұрын

Bro that Lee utterly lit him up dude I am sobbing

@TheWonkster 4 ай бұрын

Which one? He got washed by all of them 😂

@TheSkyzdalimit13 4 ай бұрын

That Lee player Dog walked Dsp so fuckin hard

@TheLaurelCrown 4 ай бұрын

In Street Fighter those are "Pattern Plays" In Tekken they're "Spamming Combos" LMAO

@gambol_shroud5309 4 ай бұрын

I love how he says Hworang spammed kicks when his fighting style is Tae Kwon Do , it specailizes in kicks and mos tof his combos are kicks with very few punches involved XD. Another thing, he’s playing King and not doing any grapples to do chunks of health, he’s just shin kicking uppercut, and normal grabbing.

@TheWonkster 4 ай бұрын

King has a couple decent combos, he just isn't doing any of them

@gambol_shroud5309 4 ай бұрын

@@TheWonkster yeah I can see that, I’m not a tekken analyst or veteran but I’ve played Tekken 4 , 5, 6 and 7. But I can grasp an idea of what the old roster characters are capable of. He’s just terrible

@Deadman1000 4 ай бұрын

Phil: DUDE HE'S MASHING! Also Phil: using his hooves to hit every button possible

@Jorvalt 4 ай бұрын

There's a reason why he refuses to turn the input visualizer on.

@Empolo18 4 ай бұрын

@@JorvaltThat's why we have Dirge who replays the SF6 with the inputs. Such good content.

@point-bl4nk 4 ай бұрын

11:12 the timing of him saying "he's not outplaying me" while getting perfected 🤣

@tom- 4 ай бұрын

of course he picks big beefy wreslter men in another fighting game, but he isn't addicted to WWEC

@ireaperslegend7426 4 ай бұрын

“My combo dropped for no reason” when he blatantly mistimed it 😂

@Domino365 4 ай бұрын

I was literally waiting for it to happen. Phil whined that Hwaorang was spamming kick attacks. Maybe that's because 99% of Hwaorang's move set is kick based.

@unforgivn81 4 ай бұрын

I love how he goes on a minute-long bitch/excuse-fest when he gets bodied by Zafina instead of just admitting that he needs to learn and maybe asking for ideas.

@innocentorphan1213 4 ай бұрын

8:50 Ah, there's the DSP King mashy classic we all know and love. Forward advancing low kick, mash, mash, mash, 3 times in a row minimum. This is his idea of fundamentals and footsies.

@valsione38 4 ай бұрын

- hasn't labbed a game that just came out 3 days ago - grrrrrrrrr i did nothing wrong 😡

@lechaatr193 4 ай бұрын

Didnt understood the joke

@Sharkmane25 4 ай бұрын

He doesn’t need to Lab dood you see his Tekken 3 tournament winning trophy?! True fighting game icon right here

@MaztRPwn 4 ай бұрын

A game that shows you even the simplest sample combos and he doesn’t even try to use them. 😂

@decorateddeerskull 4 ай бұрын

Ever noticed that any time Phil has lost, he has never once said something like "good game. That player was good" And honestly, who cares if someone is spamming a combo. You do what works to win. And if using the same combo against an opponent works, then do it. That's a testament to how bad phil is if someone can spam the same move and combo all fight and win

@Herodotus888 4 ай бұрын

Yea, the fact that he uses "They do the same thing repeatedly" as an excuse is so embarrassing. Unless the thing they are spamming is legitimately broken that should just make it easier to win.

@djx7134 4 ай бұрын

He does but it's pretty uncommon. He'll usually start a stream relatively positive, but as soon as he goes on a losing streak ... oh boy. The real Phil emerges.

@vegeta2998 4 ай бұрын

He did say it ONCE in this video. Was against that one guy who hit him with the special bomb. That was it though

@ysusha116 4 ай бұрын

Ya, I haven't played a tekken game seriously since tekken 5. I went to Mortal kombat for a while, but decided to try tekken 8. I tried online, got my shit pushed in, and I was like ok might have to somewhat relearn tekken.

@bilibilil 4 ай бұрын

The game's best new feature is the replay system that let's you load up any of your past matches to rewatch the ass whooping you just took. Then during the replay you can actually take control of either character, at any point, to try something new in order to learn the match up more and quickly cycle through alternative options to beat the losing situation you were in. It's amazing that he has no interest in this and simply feels entitled to be good at the game while putting in the least amount of effort. If he spent less time smacking his lips/kissing his own teeth, slapping the controller and complaining he might have time to analyse what was going on, but no, he's too mentally backward for that.

@TheWonkster 4 ай бұрын

That's insane, such a good feature.

@S0M3GUY778 4 ай бұрын

Such an amazing feature for people learning the ropes of Tekken, really revolutionary but all Phil will do is go "Whu....what do I do?" the entire time

@binho2224 4 ай бұрын

I wish we could go to his replays and show him that, yes, there was something he could do.

@FutureWorldX 4 ай бұрын

@@binho2224if you have bought Tekken 8, you can search for his in game name, then find every replay that has been uploaded to the servers. It's similar way to Street Fighter 6.

@S0M3GUY778 4 ай бұрын

@@binho2224 good news, I believe you can search or download them in some way. There's a YT channel that uploads replays of pro Tekken player matches that are clearly not him. I'm assuming you could do the same for Phil

@CasualRacerRed 4 ай бұрын

In before he wage quits Tekken 8 and runs back to Street Fighter 6

@SolProxy 4 ай бұрын

"Well I'm glad he stopped playing SF6 because of how bad it is, now we can see him play a real fighting ga- oh it's still laggy, drops his inputs and nothing has changed... huh" -DSP dents I can't imagine him playing this as long as SF6, he knows even less about Tekken mechanics than modern Street Fighter.

@slxxpyhollow 4 ай бұрын

*Phil can pick up any game any play it at a professional level*

@lukeskywalker4989 4 ай бұрын

I love that quote... The narc will never realise how far from the truth that is

@spicylatinkarl86 4 ай бұрын

The polygraph test has determined that was a lie

@tvdvd8661 4 ай бұрын

Fr fr on God 😂👌

@Herodotus888 4 ай бұрын

Did he actually say that? Wow. Maybe in 2006.

@lukeskywalker4989 4 ай бұрын

@@Herodotus888 Phil fan?

@hindae085 4 ай бұрын

"Its lack of character knowledge!" Dude its Bryan. Hes been in Tekken since like Tekken 3 or something

@pvblivscornelivsscipio 4 ай бұрын

He's getting wrecked by moves those characters have had since Tekken 3, Tag 1 or Tekken 4. I thought he was a classic-style Tekken player?

@hindae085 4 ай бұрын

@pvblivscornelivsscipio Honestly it all explains why he plays King so poorly. Isn't King the throw machine of Tekken?

@pvblivscornelivsscipio 4 ай бұрын

@@hindae085 He is, but he's got a strong long range striking game as well. Or at least he did in 7, haven't tried 8 yet,

@S-Groove 4 ай бұрын

He was doing the exact same with Lee. And he's been in since the first entry. Now that's just some bull crap excuse.

@spencermcbride3881 4 ай бұрын

"He's just doing combo spam!" While piggy's only combo is 3 low kicks into punch, and has been for literally years

@amns8900 4 ай бұрын

The connection problem he has is the connection from his eyes to his brain to his hands.

@jordandennis6794 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 exactly It's slow asf

@Blackstar31557 4 ай бұрын

I was watching him get destroyed at the end of his stream and his chat is beyond weird. One dent begging for the discord of another dent with an anime profile pic who was talking about foot massages and everyone else was spamming Phil’s terrible channel emojis. Taking advantage of mentally challenged viewers through guilt tripping is Phil’s entire business model. They don’t even care that he sucks at games because they’re too busy being weird in his chat.

@aantonis613 4 ай бұрын

DSP hates his fans. Why do you think that he always snorts in his streams when he is alone(when his wife was on stream he never snorted) that's also the reason why he wanted to do a documentary, to gain newer viewers that will sympathize with him. But decided to cancel it after he watched Gundam's video and heard that Mike will try to have people that worked in WWE Champions.

@yohagain 4 ай бұрын

I hate LARPers more than the actual dents…

@leradmuiel7634 4 ай бұрын

The same excuse as SF6. Imagine my shock.

@SirBranDon24 4 ай бұрын

Bro is about to run back to street fighter within a week

@Abedeuss 4 ай бұрын

DSP stealing LTG's catchphrases. "HE JUST SPAAAAMS! YOU GET ROOOOBBED!!!!"

@Almightydubzz 4 ай бұрын

they gotta play against each other in tekken 8, they both getting smacked in this game and raging

@wyattweeks9314 4 ай бұрын

"i can't get up, i still can't get up" that's why cat is downstairs crying, you might need a little blue pill Phil

@erikb.5855 4 ай бұрын

DSP: *never does any kind of training mode research on characters* DSP: "Im only losing because i dont know what he's doing!!!! Ok guys give me money now."

@romanv5457 4 ай бұрын

We all know it's for him to have excuses

@Black_Aces 4 ай бұрын

"Whaaaat?? Training room? I don't have time for that dood!"

@Doge-bz3vj 4 ай бұрын

1:52 2:00 Phil's sex life with Khet in a nutshell

@scottiecurrie7927 4 ай бұрын

Incredible lmao

@davidgregory2434 4 ай бұрын

Clip it 😂

@notoriousbbeg4147 4 ай бұрын

I love that the HUGE FAN OF YAKUZA DUDE didn't even acknowledge the Majima cosplay victor destroying him.

@Solh0und 4 ай бұрын

Lol that Reina player was trolling the hell out of him,.

@zeldafreak1975 4 ай бұрын

Phail: I've fallen, and I STILL can't get uhhhp lol 😆 😂 😅

@UKRobs 4 ай бұрын

"can't punish the launcher my moves aren't fast enough" Saying this whilst playing TEKKEN that has a WHOLE mechanic to avoid moves and punish then, SIDE STEP PIGGY.

@THESTRAYBULLET_WOLF 4 ай бұрын

Phil hasn't learned that Tekken is a 3D game. Characters can side-step moves.

@cm_carlito 4 ай бұрын

"Mash jab," became "spam kick"... LOL

@TheSpectre2300 4 ай бұрын

Phil...."It's lack of character knowledge!" Also Phil: "I don't wanna spend hours learning!"

@vegeta2998 4 ай бұрын

What is funny is most of these characters has been in every single Tekken recent games that he has played so his excuse of "Lack of Character knowledge" is complete BS

@nickywampole3306 4 ай бұрын

30 min of salty goodness sign me up

@harrrieee 4 ай бұрын

phil has been playing fighting games longer than i've been alive and can't seem to understand that the reason he is being counterhit is because he is mashing when he is in frame disadvantage. im so tempted to go into his chat and just see how long i can correct him before i get banned

@austin9568AuraMasterDX 4 ай бұрын

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@angryzergling7832 4 ай бұрын

"I've fahlin' and I can't get up dood! Come ahnnnnn!"

@tvdvd8661 4 ай бұрын

Lmfao Frfr

@angryzergling7832 4 ай бұрын

@@tvdvd8661 The life alert lady just like me frfr!

@Elare- 4 ай бұрын

Losing to someone who was mashing jab is peak DSP but also almost gave me an aneurysm.

@doublestarships646 4 ай бұрын

It's amazing how he's like this for EVERY game he plays. I am astonished that he hasn't realized if every game rubs him off the wrong way that maybe it's him lolol.

@liltiachan9694 4 ай бұрын

His ego wont allow a loss in game He wants to be a winner so bad 🤣

@TheWonkster 4 ай бұрын

"I still can't up. I still can't get up! I STILL can't get up!!" Is allowed to get up, only to go back down to a predictable jumpable low while using a character that actually has decent jump attacks. Never change, Phil. Not that you were ever even considering doing that anyway.

@biscuitapocalypse5883 4 ай бұрын

He has mastered the horizontal style.

@tricksalot2 4 ай бұрын

I think Phil forgets that King has armor moves

@IAmPez 4 ай бұрын

It's all spiralling out of control so fast with Dave lately. It feels like the big one is coming. At the least, I expect we will see a monumental meltdown of epic proportions in the very near future. Or, if lucky, this will all finally get him to appear as a blip on YT's radar and they will finally take the necessary and long overdue action.

@notoriousbbeg4147 4 ай бұрын

As someone who loves Tekken, you can't really "spam" moves. You can use the same move over and over sure, but there are so many ways to counter that by every character, they are going to figure out what you are doing and stop you. Also, there are absolutely safe ways to hit Zafina low with King, and to get off the ground and stop being comboed. You have never seen a Lee BnB combo in Tekken phil? He's in EVERY game.

@MaztRPwn 4 ай бұрын

Oh it’s my time. I’m coming for online you Phil. 😂 If he runs into a Lili her T7 dress in black and red or a Xiaoyu it’s probably me.

@DrDoom-bl1sk 4 ай бұрын

It's funny that he thinks character knowledge would make any difference in the outcomes of his matches.

@nopemanpsycho 4 ай бұрын

@Black_Aces 4 ай бұрын

His gameplay literally wouldn't change, ffs he doesn't even know how to duck jabs or sidestep

@BlahNetworkBro 4 ай бұрын

“He went completely around my kick like i never even did it” :0 he sidestepped your poke In tekken???? How dare!

@distortedriolu4618 4 ай бұрын

That Lee downloaded him hard

@blackmachine0058 4 ай бұрын

"He's not out playing me, it's lack of character knowledge!" Is this guy serious?

@sev356 4 ай бұрын

"oh yeah guys, the connection is atrocious, I didn't lose"

@milkinobama8160 4 ай бұрын

Add ‘combo spam’ to the list of his go to excuses when losing at a fighting game

@milkinobama8160 4 ай бұрын

And “character knowledge”

@jordan20910 4 ай бұрын

He did use character knowledge for games that aren't SF that's why we don't see it often. Can't wait for the new unique excuses tho.@@milkinobama8160

@angryzergling7832 4 ай бұрын

@@milkinobama8160 Character knowledge has been used for a while whenever he's new to a game but 'combo spam' is a new one lol.

@artorias1172 4 ай бұрын

I wonder how long Phil will last in Tekken compared to Street fighter, we seen how long he lasted in Mk1, hope we can continue to get more salt from him before he quits

@nathanielbeven9052 4 ай бұрын

he connects his identity to SF, so every other game is a week tops. he can only win in games you can pay to win

@slick3996 4 ай бұрын

depends on tips, if JaxxRaxxor somehow got more government checks and started doing 150$ tips every stream, this would suddenly be in DSPs top 10 games of the year

@97Crazysteve 4 ай бұрын

"I was robbed! Horrible connection! Lag pattern! Broken top-tier character! Just pressing buttons! No skill! The game sucks!" -Phil, while playing ANY fighting game

@loubloom1941 4 ай бұрын

The scrublord's manifesto

@BasedF-15Pilot 4 ай бұрын

Also NO HITS EARNED.

@lmahu6627 4 ай бұрын

You forgot the "This character sucks!", even when the character he's using is the most OP character in roster.

@_Adjei_ 4 ай бұрын

It would be so fun to see DSP fight at an EVO event for Tekken 8 and see how many excuses he can give while being roasted. 😏

@shinigamiauthor 4 ай бұрын

"Lack of character knowledge" bruh, some of those characters have been in tekken since 3. Lol. What a maorahn

@whiteninji352 4 ай бұрын

I mean DSP is not a tekken player as much as he is a SF player. Granted he sucks in equal measure at both but not knowing character knowledge _at the start_ is slightly forgivable.