Seriously, Robert Downey Jr. needs to do more R-Rated comedies, this and Tropic Thunder, he's just great in.

"I despise who you are at a cellular level."

I almost pissed myself in theaters during this scene...absolutely hilarious.

How Stark should've spoken to Rogers in Civil War

Damn that acting, Robert Downey Jr. has some skills

"Hand me that dog and I'll rip it in half.' LMAO

Gasps

“If your allergic to waffles dont eat waffles” 😂😂

Downey: Okay, I've calm down a bit.

I HAVE NEVER. IN ALL OF MY 23 YEARS.

"Nobody who calls themselves Hollywood has ever MADE IT...in Hollywood." Truer words have never been said. 💯

You spat in the dogs face

Spitting at the dog, and when he punched the kid earlier killed me with this movie!

"Are you ready to aplogize?" "What?! Fuck you!" I've had this conversation :D

I had never laughed so hard at the movies until I saw him spitting the dog

That was Shakespear YOU HEARD OF HIM!?!?!?

This movie is pure gold !!!! ...I dont know why the imdb ratings are low though

My 2 favorite lines in this scene:

This was the funniest scene in the movie! I think Rober Downey Jr has a personality kinda like his character (i think) so it was easy for him in this role. He is also one of the best actors ive ever seen

“Hold Sunny”