That's the problem. The phone staring . It's everywhere! These people just can't wait to see their phone.

@@ilive4d80s6yea here in Florida everyone is moving here I've seen wrecks like crazy people running red lights a blowing past stops which I've never seen so many people doing it theses people are going to kill somebody.

she want to murder someone

I publicly humiliate them at every opportunity.

Sorry that clip is about 15 seconds long, and at freeway speeds (minimum 60 mph) you're going 90 feet per second, breaking 100 at about 70... and we (U.S.) have freeways up to 85 mph posted... SO low-balling, a majority of the Interstates she'd have gone 1500 feet on average in that time, closer to 500 yards, or 5 football fields more likely than 3... and not a CLUE in Hell what she'd missed, or who she'd killed in that time... SO for all you prospective drivers, go mark off 100 feet of road, and just consider how MUCH you could fit in that, for any "just a second or two" you decide to look away from the driving at hand... Think about that... and then TURN THE G** D*** THING OFF and keep it in the glove compartment or console, THE HELL out of sight, so you can drive. You can get the toys back out to play when you're not risking EVERYONE ELSE'S lives around you... ;o)

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You forgot half of it. But things are new today. We always worry about killing somebody else if people do stupid things behind the wheel. But in my day, the stupid driver did not want to get killed either. The other half included here: ""Do not use the phone when you're driving. You're going to kill yourself, and maybe take somebody else with you." We have a "self". Don't forget the "self". :)

dont use nav? weird concept

@@mr.mcgibblets7048 You're pulling their original comment way out of context. It's fine to glance, I wouldn't call quickly glancing at the Sat Nav "using a phone". Looking at it & pressing the buttons on the phone for over 5 seconds definitely is completely stupid though.

That's right

The joys of texting while driving! Adds that needed kick of adrenaline to your day, eh?

@@FranzSylbester like shutting your eyes or killing the lights on a dark country road - it definitely gets the passengers attention 🤣

Exactly. She was in such a residential area too, a child could've easily popped out from behind one of those parked cars.

yes, that's dangerous

She's lucky that jacking up some siding is all that happened. If she had hit or killed someone, it would have been the end of her life. There's no text message worth hitting or killing someone. Even if you don't care about the other person's life, your own life will be mangled beyond belief once you get done with lawyers, jail time, and having to put that conviction down on every job application.

I'm 34 and i did way more stupid things than kids today, you often had some neighbor call your mom and not the whole world being able to watch all your worst mistakes for ever.

in the 80's and 90's though, people submitted their stupidity on VHS for a £100

My dad loved to shove a camera in my face and act like he was being a parent. I seriously envy you dude.

@@somethingclever9975 At least you had one.

57 now, I remember trying to sneak back into my house just to find my neighbor parents and their kids at the door narcing on me for some crap I did in the neighborhood 😅😇

yes, an inattention can cost us a lot

Ikr? She looked at her phone for, what felt like, 10 minutes. She was staring at that thing

she was trying to catch that rare pokemon. playing Pokemon Go

Only women can do that😂

@@mousamsutradhar6626 There's a FailArmy clip in a different video of a male (police officer no less) crashing into a cyclist because he was on his phone while driving. Grow up.

no ####

I don't think she filmed herself for the crash. She might be an uber driver that records inside the car for safety.

@@MattJasa - she saved the video. So, same thing.

The satisfaction is all about the reaction and you just reacted. Doing exactly what the filmer wanted you to.

The more stupid people posting online the better. All I do is laugh and laugh thanks Fail Army keep up the laughs@@alextheobserver1573

Very careless.

yes

I expect the locals to take her out..

A little too much.

Corgi: Cool, exercise! This is how *I* do it!

I hope every dog is like that

i think he wanted to love those ladies😅

@@tony-bm4xx - Yeah, I'd also assumed the clip would go in that direction! 😂

It was a Russian drone on it's way to Ukraine

That was so close..

*I love your videos they are entertaining*

She almost ended up on bestgore website 😂

Oh that’s what it was! You can’t see it in full screen for some reason

Seriously! Why do parents find it so funny?

@@WhisperingMoon83 Can't understand it neither. At worst they may let down childrens trust to adults by doing that. Highly sensitive kid can even traumatize from such.

They do it to their dogs too.. you can't explain it to a dog.. not funny at all.. 😠

@@einienj3281 Seriously?! Social media and urge to be seen and noticed is melting our brains.

@@Synt4xTerr0r Yup.. I hate this attention wh*ring.. someone comes up with the most stupid stuff, you'd think it would end there, but no. Thousands upon thousands of people have to prove they are just as stupid..

"a kaleidoscope of expressions.." what's that mean? 😂

@@erwynbalbuena9900 - A changing variety of different expressions. Do a Google Images search for 'kaleidoscope' and you'll see what the viewer sees when looking into one of them.

@@erwynbalbuena9900 kaleidoscope is constantly shiting through different shapes and patterns... her face was shifting through different emotions.

this is a stupid "TREND" that is going to be challenged soon ...that is not nice to do that to a unexpecting child victim ...if you unexpectedly hit and brake a EGG on someone head it hurts a little but all the todlers have soft skin and there are videos many of them cry when their parents hit them in the head with an egg and it brakes....NOT fare to them i think !!!

@@thejesse Thank you for saving me from having to explain the obvious!

😂yeah me too.

Sometimes a door handle will catch my pocket or belt loops and I feel the same way.

@@CausticLemons7 that happened to me yesterday after buying my monthly scran. My jacket got caught up on door handle. Had laugh about it an hour later. It wasn't funny at the time. Have two slipped discs.

Hi friend, have a nice day

So did I.

Lmfao! I see it.

She drove for a solid five seconds without her eyes on the road. She's lucky the consequences weren't much worse.

Absolutely disgraceful, she should be charged. If she'd have hit a kid running out in front of her car I think it's a safe bet she would have deleted the video immediately, not saved it and put it online for a 'laugh' . Shame on you, you cretinous selfish person.

Why can't we just make it so that if someone is caught with a mobile, they are immediately pulled over, told to get out of their vehicle, and are immediately charged with terrorism?

or, you know, just use self control

@@scmtuk3662more than a little rediculous

That happened in my hometown, I watched it too many times seeing if I recognized her.

That was a Newfoundland. I had many similar conversations with mine back in the day.

Have you seen people hitting their dogs with eggs..? I hate these damn trends.. 😠

so lucky

"I never liked where this was!"

*gone

Bears and swans are one of the biggest zero fuks a-holes of the animal kingdom.

True, but the bear was nice enough just to tear down enough to fit.

haha

Okay boomer

Nah that shit was really funny indeed. I feel bad for him, but man...😂😂

It seemed like he started levitating 😂

It was the smoothest fall I've ever seen xD

@@DutchDaddy”ok boomer” - said the NPC with no original thoughts

No, but I peed all over the floor.

So funny🤣

That's in Indonesia bro

*literally

Best jump cut ever!

I found this action pretty sucky and would have liked not to have seen it. Why would you do that with such a small child? It would have broken my heart where she was just so excitedly sweet.

Thank God.

I hadn't noticed that. Good catch.

Hi friend, have a nice day

@@madyhani- Bot. Reported to KZfaq for spamming.

Same here, to be followed immediately by the guy hanging from the van door by his belt!

Yep this was one of the dumbest trends

Just cruel. An egg is like a rock.

I still think it's hilarious how the kid looked at the camera with a "really...?" face.

What's loose trust?

Lighten up Francis.

...trying to do too many things at once, she's got no balance and being overweight doesn't help - the guy with her has a BF Goodrich t-shirt on, maybe he should have had balancing duties 🤣

Me too :v

oh don’t worry, there’s plenty more videos of people slipping down the stairs 😂😂

Gross

Hi friend, have a nice day

@@madyhani you too :)

yeah, but I think this guy was just a lazy ass, he dragged the bag, it ripped open 🤪

Or stop buying the cheap trash bags.

@@davidhunt240 Yeah, lazy and stupid, didnt look very heavy at all.

@@SeminoleRail But all the bags you can buy are cheap trash. I put the bag for the bin in an extra bag to transport and return with the second now empty bag.

5:38 now you knew the storm was coming. Why you didn’t tie that down?

scarry fail.. lol

Lighten up, buttercup 😂

I do like how quickly she went from "Ow!" to "Okay, y'know what..." 😆

..but helping the cat instead of filming her mistake was much more better..... 🤔

Why would you "care" about someone who fell all of 2 feet wearing safety gear when there is an out of control vehicle?

@@zacklewis342 Just one word .... humanity !

She was starring on her mobile, probably looking where the next Burger King is so she can order ten more Double Whoppers

Hi friend, have a nice day

yep

Hi friend, have a nice day

Its slime