I really want to see a Cinderella where she says "no" to the prince (since that is where most versions are going now) and the prince is like "cool, kill her" I think that would make a proper twist.

Dylan not knowing "material girl" is fucking insane to me

“Material Girl. Is this- does this song exist, or is this original?” Dylan I love you, but bless your heart.

What annoys me about the whole girl power thing is that a seamstress is one of the only jobs for women in those days that WAS socially acceptable. Like no one would have had a problem with her designing and altering dresses

Dylan just slowly completing his Flynn rider cosplay.

Dylan: “I HATE HIS EARRING! But I’m done talking about it and I won’t mention it again.” Also Dylan: *continues to complain about the earring the rest of the video*

Dylan becomes more and more like Flynn Rider every day. He's giving fanservice with the unbuttoned shirt.

I'm more offended by the fact they had James Acaster, Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan - three brilliant British comedians - and yet Corden did all the talking. What a waste.

I CANNOT BELIEVE HE DIDNT COMMENT ON QUEEN TATIANA’S LINE ABOUT HOW SHE ESSENTIALLY KILLED HER HUSBAND TO BE QUEEN. WE FINALLY GET VIOLENCE AND MURDER AND HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING

"So she loves her daughters, which is annoying" - Dylan, future parent of the year 😂

21:45 THANK YOUUUU I'm a fashion nerd and I HATED this movie like HATE HATE HATE HATE hated this movie (which sucks because hearing about it before it came out I really wanted to like it). One of the most aggravating things to me (overall) was the fashion. The whole POINT of her going to the ball is to wear her own clothes and sell her product. She only managed to land a deal with the queen because she wore the dress that Billie Porter made. But when Billie asked she said SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT. She's selling a product that she can't reproduce! Also I hate everything about the choice of the dress and how they treat it. The color is wrong for warm orange candle light, it's the wrong length, it's the wrong style for every scene's color palate that it's in, it's wrong for the dance they chose, it's wrong for the song they dance to, it's wrong for the context (the dress isn't formal enough for the ball, not fashionable enough for an eye catcher, not technical enough for a portfolio piece, internally inconsistence), and incorrectly styled. The hair doesn't match the dress, it's not flattering to her body-type (as much as it could be, Cabello is beautiful and the dress does nothing for her) and the dress doesn't even match itself. The gems look cheap next to the pink dress in the warm gold light, and it's butterfly natural themed on the top but bedazzled and structure on the bottom. The best part is someone in production knew it was horrible, because NO ONE TALKS ABOUT how the dress is pink and the poster is purple. Purple would've solved all their color problems

Dylan, apparently the actor that played the guy who slipped posted on Instagram that he actually slipped and they kept it in but added the falling sound effect.

Ella Enchanted has the best take on the Cinderella storyline + they did somebody to love way better than whatever this was

The stages of Dylan’s movie watching. Pre-depression A slim thread of hope Bargaining It’s-so-bad-it’s-funny It’s-not-funny Defeat Sour patch kids And final, utter depression. Tootles.

Why is no one talking about how Dylan predicted the caterpillar to butterfly metaphor 😂

I legitimately thought the reason the prince had two friends was to set up some love interests for the stepsisters. That would have given them some reason to exist and an ending for the stepsisters that made sense.

“Does this song exist? Or is it an original?” how in the world does he not know Material Girl by Madonna?

dylan not knowing that material girl is a madonna song and most of this movie is a jukebox musical is so funny and frustrating at the same time

As my art teacher tells me, the key to comedy is timing

16:17 “don’t be flippin’ get to work farm boi” has become an active part of my vocabulary and I’m not even mad about it 😂

dylan’s transitions into his sponsorships never disappoint

I hate the fact that this film is presented as feminist when in fact everything still revolves around men and there are absolutely ZERO power moves from women. This is just overall disappointing

never, i repeat, NEVER stop w the technical stuff. its one of my fav parts of ur videos

It gives me so much comfort to know how much time I save in this life by watching Dylan review bad movies rather than watching them on my own time and learning how bad certain movies are

The fact that one of the rats is played by James Acaster, who is infinitely funnier than James Corden, yet Corden gets all their screen time is just downright criminal.

I cant be the only one that when hears about an upcomming cringey movie instead of watching it just sits and waits for Dylan's video.

"I've never been to Paris, but I hear it's a lovely country"

I don't think the writers were using their brains when thinking of the plot. They were so focused on "girl power" and being a "strong independent woman who don't need no man." Cinderella talks so much about making her own choices and being free to follow her dreams without the help of a man, but working as the queens seamstress is being her servant. Cinderella wouldn't get to pick the designs she wanted to make. Everything would be controlled by the queen. Marrying the prince would've been the most advantatious for "making her dream come true" she could've led him to change laws and had royal messengers spread word of her amazing designs.

Guys, he knows smart words. It's almost as if his entire college experience wasn't a scam.

“I hope he comes back” “Only to die” It isn’t Dylan without wish of death

I love when Cinderella gets yelled at for sitting on the father statue, she apologizes WHILE STILL SITTING ON THE STATUE AND NOT GET OFF

"I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU," GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dylan: "I know a smart people word" Also Dylan: *doesn't realize you can just click the up arrow to make the x-ray feature go away*

He never disappoints in his humour and criticism whether it's a cringey movie or not

I LOVE the technical stuff. You layout the "why" I love or hate a scene into words that I don't have the technical chops to identify on my own.

you need to do red white and royal blue now because it has the prince in it as… ANOTHER PRINCE

This was: 30% Dylan complaining about the bad editing 70% Dylan complaining about the Prince’s ear piercing

Dylan's crisp white shirt, unbuttoned at the top is making me feel some kinda way.

"i would give my son away so quick to dominate the world" yes, dylan. we know.

I actually love Amazon Prime's user interface. I love being able to see character names and actors so quickly and in a way that's not disruptive. I wish more video streaming services had information that easy to access.

"Does this song exist or is it an original!?" DYLAN NOT KNOWING MATERIAL GIRL BY MADONNA MADE ME CRY NGL

“That’s a joke for seven-year-olds! What seven-year-olds are on Amazon Prime?” I think Dylan forgot he is a 30-year-old man watching Cinderella.

They hinted about the marriage issue through the entire film. He made his throne higher, he silenced her repeatedly, he treated their daughter like a second class person and she wasn't okay with it. He essentially told her to shut it when she suggested their son should marry for love. All that shows marriage issues. At every turn he ignored her, told her to stop talking, talked down to her and didn't consider her voice at all.

I genuinely only watched this movie for Nicholas Galitzine

Dylan's issues with the movie: Amazon's interface > Prince's earring > Not enough violence > Not enough sadness

“The butterfly is gonna fly into a villains face, distracting him, while she bludgeons him to death” Ah yes, it’s not a Dylan is in trouble video without Dylan wanting someone to get murdered 😂

24:15 anna from frozen is quaking

Ella enchanted has a similar vibe but is so so so much better. While watching him watch it the whole time I was like why does the Queen look so familiar and then I realized she’s the maid from Ella enchanted 😂

The movie: Women are so oppressed that it's impossible to even imagine a woman working by selling dresses. Also the movie: Women always sharply discuss with men with no consequences, some actually are seen working at the court, a queen who murdered her opponent is a welcome guest, and everything is systematically solved with two days and four conversations. Basically, they want to deliver an uplifting message, but without going through not-so-uplifting stuff that would warrant that kind of message. While morally commendable, it's script-wise forced and clunky. There are some nice and interesting ideas thrown in here, but are never actually explored.

The shots of her “drawing dresses” is absolutely fucking hilarious. It’s total bullshit, and I think it’s the funniest thing in the world.

dylan is on another level of attractiveness in this video. that shirt is doing everything its supposed to.

I’m so proud of Dylan for that “Abdicate” part. 👏🏻 Good job buddy.

"You're poor don't waste paper" the artist in me felt that

Man, wish I could make 35 min videos lol

I LOVE YOUR COMMENTARY!!!! the way you approach it is so refreshing, as you actually talk about what the movie could technically have done better without bashing on the things they actually did do well for the sake of comedy

I like coming back to this video, love how he didn’t immediately hate and actually gave good criticism

"spit. Spit in her face. *Spit noises*" ... suddenly I know exactly what Dylan is into. Go off. No kink shaming here.

dylan: "get rid of the earring" also dylan: wears a fake nose ring...

I love Nick. It hurts that people talk bad about him in this cause he’s so unbelievably talented. This movie doesn’t do him justice

8:00 this scene alone convinced me that this would be a fun movie. And then I watched the rest of the video

I love the Amazon cast list during the movie because then I don’t have to leave the movie to figure out where I recognize them from and that usually drives me crazy if I don’t know

this whole movie being a jukebox musical, and dylan not recognising Queen or Madonna is actually shocking

17:03 the Great Hotel Budapest is a really good example of this type of comedy, is like Emperor's New Groove or Series of Unfortunate Events, the jokes are so stupid that u can't not laugh, and everyone is just cringe quietly acting, the timing is really good

19:00 "So she loves her daughters...which is annoying."

I’d just like to say, Dylan has gotten more and more attractive over the years. Some people age so well.

Dylan: “please don’t sing” Also Dylan: *watching a freakin musical* 😂

14:44 i swear. out of all my years of having no life and watching way too much youtube. that was by far the best sponsor placement ever.

Whenever i watch a teen movie these days i hear your voice in my head criticizing everything and it makes it so much funnier 😭😂

James: *shows his face* Dylan: shut up James Minnie: *on screen and sings for .5 seconds* Dylan: good job Minnie

If Dylan finally wants to see an emotionally satisfying Cinderella story WITH VIOLENCE he needs to watch Ella Enchanted. Minnie Driver in that movie is 👌

I'm back just to express my shock seeing the Cinderella prince and RWRB prince being played by the same actor

I actually like Amazon's user interface because when I get bored I just look at an actor's bio lol

The prince looks like he's named Kevin but makes everyone call him Kev because he thinks it's cooler.

This movie also made irrationally angry Dylan. Look at all we have in common.

This movie doesnt know what it wants to be. A musical, a comedy, a satire, a feminist woke readaption...? The prince is insufferable, the romance feels unearned, the sister has no purpose other than being annoying and stereotypical tumbler-sassy-feminist and they are forcing the wokeness down your troath. The jokes are flat and the pacing is off... And the subplots are so random and not important to the story. And it also feels so lazy and like the script was a first draft. The only nice thing is to see all the familiar faces but... that is about it. And what is this thing about giving the evil stepmother a redemption arc, oh boy...

Love how subtle Dylan is with the sponsors 😂, nails it every time

am i the only one who actually loves it when dylan ends up liking things? like watching him roast bad movies is always great, but there's something satisfying about seeing him compliment a movie, and the analysis of why things do or don't work are really interesting!!

I enjoy all the “technical” critiques (like about editing and acting and behind the scenes stuff) in addition to plot critique. I watch a lot of movie cirque content on youtube and your background knowledge (in addition to your humor and need for the characters to die) is one of the things I really enjoy about your channel

this is actually one of my more favourite dylan videos. You bring up both the pros and the cons of the film, and talk about editing and plot and pacing and how to execute good, effective humour, and I'm convinced by all your points! you also manage to keep it fun. In other vids which are more depression inducing, like after and he's all that, it's fun seeing you roast the films too, but it's also just a bit too angsty for my personal taste hehe. so I like this tone the best personally :)

Honestly though, Dylan’s technical breakdowns are half of what I come for. Best use of his now defunct college’s knowledge ever.

dylan: "We didn't know they had a loveless relationship" King: "Nobody asked you Beatrice"

James: “Could tonight be any better?” Dylan: “Yeah it could if you weren’t here. What my parents say every day of my life. Edit: okay, this was meant as a sarcastic deadpan. We really don’t need to take this seriously. This community really is so wholesome.

Her throwing her shoe as a way for the prince to find it makes way more sense than it falling out. IT FIT PERFECTLY!!!!!

I love the way Amazon has the actors listed it really helps me keep them in order because I have really bad facial recognition lol

stepmother: "I've never shared this with anyone." Dylan: "oh no i don't care" bruh that cracked me up soo much

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WHY I DIDNT WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE! IT'S BECAUSE DYLAN WILL DO IT FOR ME 💃 (i literally only watched kissing booth through dylan. thank u king)

I feel like this might have worked better as a mini series. It needed more time to expand on its themes and to actually "show" the struggles the characters had to overcome, instead of literally verbally explaining them. Like something similar to the show Galavant.

you should see hannah bayles's reaction, its impressive how this movie broke down her normally cheery disposition

I really appreciate how he honestly gave his feedback about the movie. I know the internet is having a field day shitting on it, and I heard people say it was the most awful thing ever, and he could have so done that and leaned into it, but instead he was fair and honest.

i love how dylan ridicules the single earring, but still has the fake nose ring in his videos

i want someone to show dylans future child this video for exactly 27:11

"Abdicate, I just used a smart people word" When your fake university degree pays off.

The way Dylan is presenting his sponserships is the best.

Rewatching this as a Red, White and Royal Blue fan, it’s incredible to see Dylan criticize Nicholas Galtzine from two years ago 😂

11:20 the way u lose focus over the little things is so funny 😂

I actually really like that Dylan does comedy AND constructive criticism. I feel like I'm always learning something new, or I'm getting a new perspective on something. Really amazing structure, Dylan! Hope you can keep it like this for further episodes as well :))

Dylan talking about the movie's awful editing and then doing his own take on it, I love it, thank you for your contribution sir

12:44: “Don’t sing you son of a bitch”LMAOO😂

PLSS why is dylan so attractive in this video lmao

It's baffling to me that even after all these years Hollywood movies can't seem to find the right balance for their princesses. I grew up watching both Disney and Miyazaki animations, and even as a kid I always felt myself more drawn to Miyazaki's female protagonists. But I never disliked Disney's princesses either. These days, however, with all the Disney remakes I'm starting to like them less and less. They just constantly make these female protagonists sing and shout "Look at me! I'm a strong independent woman." And the message is so in your face that has become annoying to me, and I'm a woman. And they seem to think that the only way to show how strong and smart women are is to show that men are shallow and stupid. They just can't figure out how to do this right. I guess that is what I most like about Miyazaki's female protagonists. They are just smart, brave, strong and kind without it feeling awkward or forced. And the male protagonists are just as good. This is what I was expecting to see in these Disney remakes. Sadly, it wasn't the case.