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@ani05664 жыл бұрын
Dylan: she´s a good choice to be a queen Me: because of her kind heart and all that Dylan: you could have war hippos, war rhinos, war elephants, war alligators, war eagles, war bears, war panthers...
@margaritam.91184 жыл бұрын
Ani 05 Nobody: Dylan: WAR ADVANTAGE
@obamaobama10564 жыл бұрын
In MUN we created war bear-spiders-Tom-Holland
@lylafernandez85824 жыл бұрын
ik lol
@jagerbaby86284 жыл бұрын
I mean he ain’t wrong
@misseli14 жыл бұрын
I kind of prefer the ending in the animated movie, when Tremaine breaks the glass slipper the Grand Duke was holding, think she's won, and then Cinderella's basically like "fool, I have the other glass slipper!"
@ikogarcia81224 жыл бұрын
That was actually a better twist than the one this live action has. They could've just done it in a less comical way.
@garucho58194 жыл бұрын
*YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*
@robynwilson92274 жыл бұрын
ellie Lady Tremaine: Haha I broke your slipper Cinderella: I’m about to pull what’s called a Pro Gamer Move
@audreyii67504 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I never got that, because I was like 'what guarantees them it's the same size? What if this random servant girl just as a similar glass slipper, but made to fit her?' Like, they don't know magic was involved, maybe there's some shoemaker out there that makes special, expensive glass slippers? And this girl happened to buy a pair too. I felt like having the step mother break it hurt more emotionally, so it made sense to have it there.
@mowganashwey4 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@fantcsie3 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "... but like, she's a good choice to be a queen-" me: oh because she's loving and kind? Dylan: "-because she can control animals." me: .... I see.
@caroline_exclimationpoint3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing!
@m1lfmanilovefishing8233 жыл бұрын
exactly my thoughts as well XD
@SpagettiSpeltWrong2 жыл бұрын
War hippos
@diypropsmodels70642 жыл бұрын
@@SpagettiSpeltWrong War Behemoth (I know this is not a real animal but it was use for war in ancient time so why not) that why I brought it here
@imane9294 Жыл бұрын
That kinda true tho like shr can make an army and shit
@junereishi3 жыл бұрын
Guys it’s not the shoe size, it’s the fact that the glass was perfectly crafted around her foot with perfect detail, so even if someone had the same shoe size they would’ve at least had differently shaped toes and whatnot.
@ShoreFell3 жыл бұрын
But then why did it fall off??
@junereishi3 жыл бұрын
@@ShoreFell idk mane . ^ .
@thesingdance1013 жыл бұрын
@@ShoreFell have you tried running in heals?
@ShoreFell3 жыл бұрын
@@thesingdance101 in fact I have. I’m just saying that the story is all very convenient to get her to marry the prince, that’s all. It’s a fairy tale anyway
@chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm33272 жыл бұрын
SOMEONE SAID IT🙌🏻
@tabitaaitonean42424 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get bothered by the fact he didn’t make his light blue?
@Gabrielle-wg4ik4 жыл бұрын
Someone gets me😩
@dylangintherofficial4 жыл бұрын
He was on edge the whole time So was I
@AsukaYaoi4 жыл бұрын
He forgot about the light because he was so into the movie XD
@JackieWarner134 жыл бұрын
RIGHT!!
@ceedoda4 жыл бұрын
Me!
@2284alex4 жыл бұрын
“i don’t know animals, what do i look like, a botanist?” this is what the peak of comedy looks like
@luna.g134 жыл бұрын
Melanie V omg I’m so glad I’m not the only one that caught that 😂😂
@joana86154 жыл бұрын
And he's talking about a goddamn goose😂😂
@kerlythemusical66974 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t know the sciences, either. 😂
@js666134 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but that is just.... No.
@mickeyd5893 жыл бұрын
I commented something similar 😂😂😂...thought I was the only one who caught tht smh
@nikkia11083 жыл бұрын
"I love balls" you walked right into that one.
@MarySmith-fv7td3 жыл бұрын
Someone had to say it......
@Froehlich072 жыл бұрын
Yeah, cause that wasn't the most obvious setup, to say in a reaction to Cinderella... The one most used sentence in every Cinderella mention (sketches, raps, quotes)... Truly a coincidence.
@ashleyconner62662 жыл бұрын
I read that comment as this scene happened. Thank you 🙏🏽
@kecym.48082 жыл бұрын
Folks! 👏🏻
@leah6874 Жыл бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@samanthabrock69463 жыл бұрын
Feel like Dylan misses a lot of jokes because he’s American and it’s mostly British humour
@Rikabe-bt3jc3 жыл бұрын
Indeed... if you watched the good old Top Gear UK you know what those British jokes are xDD
@nour48283 жыл бұрын
It's not his fault that he's an American 😿
@kmhkennedy2 жыл бұрын
But British humor is funny…. So
@joanne02 жыл бұрын
@Kandice M yeah lol theeres no such thing as british humour if something is genuinely funny it will be funny regardless of nationality
@evelynvega37742 жыл бұрын
@@joanne0 not exactly, there's jokes that don't transfer well from country to country when it comes down to specifics that are unique to that country, that's not even including loss in translation when said jokes are in different languages. as someone who speaks english, spanish, and french, it doesn't matter how "genuinely funny" something is, each person in different countries arent going to find humor in the same things, thats not even covering the fact that humor is subjective :)
@edeak14 жыл бұрын
I love how proud of himself Dylan was when he guessed the ending of Cinderella, one of the most well known fairy tales literally ever
@MRoMYSTERIOUS4 жыл бұрын
This is literally the funniest thing I've read all day oh my god
@tanneisarker96244 жыл бұрын
i made it 666 likes, your welcome
@Karlach_2 жыл бұрын
Who says he ever watched Cinderella or anything? Not everyone grows up with Disney movies
@smirglepapier531 Жыл бұрын
@@Karlach_ it's literally one of the most popular fairy tales?
@Karlach_ Жыл бұрын
@@smirglepapier531 No
@takara224 жыл бұрын
“It’s Disney. Help old ugly people, they’re probably a witch.” Literally every moral lesson in a disney movie right there 😂😂
@kenzie09164 жыл бұрын
Victoria Hackett omg I forgot about that
@kenzie09164 жыл бұрын
Ticarah Hall but also like Snow White really didn’t luck out in that case
@kathrynanderson76674 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that the fairy godmother is played by Helena bonham Carter in this movie and in Harry Potter she plays Bellatrix Lestrange so she actually would be a witch in Harry Potter! 😂
@razzledazzle97234 жыл бұрын
@@filmforvictoria44 if I remember correctly, he carried her across the river into that camp, and she was revealed to be Hera. So he did try to help her. But at the end of the book, in a dream, he was reliving that momentn in a dream and because Hera was responsible for all the shit that he went through, he dumped her in the water. So he had a good reason, but he was actually kind enough the first time to the old lady.
@smolson84714 жыл бұрын
Except for in Snow White
@captainpiper18272 жыл бұрын
“duck…goose…WHATEVER” “what do i look like a BOTANIST” Lmao that shit had me bawling
@whitneywilson36102 жыл бұрын
SAME LMAOOOO
@in.themeantime.2 жыл бұрын
yup
@marykatezehr10743 жыл бұрын
"Is that Robb Stark?!" "It's Kit! Kit! I'm Kit! I'm on my way!" (Also, Richard Madden is extremely attractive)
@the_neighbors_kid58142 жыл бұрын
yes yes he is
@imhavingsomuchfun7622 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@cosmicriptid Жыл бұрын
He is gorgeous and sweet and funny and an excellent actor and he likes horses? He knows what dressage is sign me up how can I be his friend
@gabriellemace15514 жыл бұрын
0:50 HOMIE, HER VIBE IS BLUE! HER WHOLE DRESS IS BLUE! THE ICONIC CINDERELLA COLOR IS BLUUUUUE!
@joyisntfunny4 жыл бұрын
right it upset me
@soccerishotdotcom4 жыл бұрын
HAHA SAME ENERGY YES
@PlugInKali4 жыл бұрын
Erm ... No. The dress in the movie might be blue, but the iconic Cinderella dress is white. You might want to rewatch the original animated picture.
@justcallmeteacup47114 жыл бұрын
@@PlugInKali That may be true but she's advertised and depicted in blue so it still would've made more sense than red
@Anna-ls3vz4 жыл бұрын
Yea but he used blue for frozen so maybe white to match the dress in the animated version
@toxicginger99364 жыл бұрын
"You made her wear heels for this?" When Dylan is all us women for a moment. LOL.
@diamondbaker14194 жыл бұрын
ToxicGinger I know! She has to walk up all those stairs, dance, stroll with the prince, then run all the way back, and run back down all of those stairs?! NAH. Give her some sneaks!
@Author.Noelle.Alexandria4 жыл бұрын
Not all. I'm more comfortable in heels
@BIIBIIBIIBIIS4 жыл бұрын
Sincerely, Noëlle oh you lucky few
@Dani-gm4ui4 жыл бұрын
@@Author.Noelle.Alexandria weirdo, jk ur blessed
@mickeyd5893 жыл бұрын
I prefer flats to heels 😅...especially since I'm already tall so I don't need the added height
@theblackcatnero58922 жыл бұрын
Lol when Dylan: "You just turned 4 mice into HORSES and you're gonna tell me your weak ass magic only lasts for like 3 hours?"
@mounia85482 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if I was Cinderella and the stepmother said she'd let me get married to the prince no problem if I promised to make her, what? Head of the royal household, I'll just be like "Sure, don't worry 'bout it." And avoid all these useless problems, get married to the king and throw her into a prison cell with some sweet potatoes because I'm supposed to be kind. Then again, this mindset of mine is why no prince would choose me for queen so who am I to say lol
@PassTheMarmalade19572 жыл бұрын
Agreeing to what the stepmother wanted so she'd let her out of the attic to try on the slipper would have just been the smart thing to do. You don't have to keep any promises to her once you're God damn QUEEN, bitch!
@mounia85482 жыл бұрын
@@PassTheMarmalade1957 EXACTLY
@Sadie-rai2 жыл бұрын
Im sorry but "with some sweet potatoes because im supposed to be kind" is so funny to me
@dontyellatmeicryeasily37882 жыл бұрын
lmao i thought the exact same thing, im gonna be wealthy you're gonna be wealthy we're all gonna be wealthy so at the end of the day I would've said yes. I don't know why ella didn't say yes, it's better than getting locked up in an attic with rats and dust mites.
@sin33582 жыл бұрын
Nah I think most of us would've done that tbh. But irl, I'm sure what we WOULD RATHER have done is see how unreasonable that is, and simply make a law that doesn't allow domestic abuse so that we could jail those people
@wishbee9473 жыл бұрын
Fun fact (or maybe not): in the original story, the reason the slipper didn't fit anyone but Cinderella was because Cinderella was extremely malnurished due to her stepmothers treatment, and therefore severely underweight and with very small feet
@janaloff3 жыл бұрын
oh damn...😲😲
@mariamhagh4983 жыл бұрын
yeah but I'm sure there are several hundred underweight women with small feet in a whole ass kingdom so that explanation is really not good enough. Really the only thing that could make sense was that the slipper was magical and would change sizes to make sure that nobody else's feet would fit.
@wishbee9473 жыл бұрын
@@mariamhagh498 Dam ok, I wasn't really trying to say the explanation was "good enough" I was just telling a fun fact
@Stricken-Zero3 жыл бұрын
@@mariamhagh498 I mean it being made of glass is also possible, glass is a hard material after all and doesn't adapt to the size of other's feet and such
@celialoh96283 жыл бұрын
@@Stricken-Zero if I remember correctly, glass slipper is actually a misinterpretation, it wasn’t actually a slipper made from glass but from a fancy fabric (vair) that in french sounds like “verre” which means glass..but anyway today we say it’s made from glass in french too because the versions in which it’s written “vair” like the fabric are super old and not the most popular ones
@exomakesmehappy50314 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that was bothered by the lights NOT being BLUEEEE
@peetaforever86654 жыл бұрын
No
@ceedoda4 жыл бұрын
Me
@carissa2004 жыл бұрын
Me
@Visforelvenshireling3 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "Did she just pull a cloud from the sky? How does that effect the ecosystem???" Me: dies
@tegwaturan29942 жыл бұрын
O
@tegwaturan29942 жыл бұрын
P
@SofiaElizabeth062 жыл бұрын
Because of the poor ecosystem
@meeunice3 жыл бұрын
My mum asked why none of her mice grew since she was little. And she honestly has a point.
@tatik86822 жыл бұрын
Also don't mice only live for a couple of years
@liliesaregoodfortheliver29542 жыл бұрын
Average lifespan of most mouse species is 18 or so months. She's on like the 19th generation of mice from those ones in the beginning.
@crimsonstrykr Жыл бұрын
That's the same question Ron asked about his rat in Harry Potter, and that turned out to be Peter Petrigew - maybe Ella ought to get her mice checked
@katialyn62544 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone in the movie: "Ella" Dylan: CINDY
@feli30513 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it's the same in the English version, but in the German version of the disney cartoon Cinderella's nickname actually is Cindy.
@katialyn62543 жыл бұрын
@@feli3051 I mean... it makes sense 🤷🏻♀️ Makes more sense than Ella that's for sure.
@viiprzz3 жыл бұрын
her birth name is ella but they call her cinderella since she sleeps by the fireplace and yknow cinder
@naomig43363 жыл бұрын
val :p for some reason when i was little i thought her name was ashley which sorta makes sense cause ashes- cinder but idk why i thought that
@viiprzz3 жыл бұрын
@@naomig4336 im- i honestly love that lmao
@sweetplay153 жыл бұрын
Dylan: She actually is a bit mad, she’s talking to mice. Also Dylan: Hey, Ceaser! I’ve found a girl for you!
@talik79123 жыл бұрын
Lol he was talking about the sculpture not Ella
@Aeurhs3 жыл бұрын
@@talik7912 The point would be that he called Ella mad for talking to mice, but Dylan does the same thing by talking to the statue.
@talik79123 жыл бұрын
@@Aeurhs oh haha thx
@Evelina_4122 жыл бұрын
"That's a nice castle! Whose castle is that?" It's... Cinderella's castle. That's why the logo morphs into an actual castle in the beginning.
@ninawilhelm41732 жыл бұрын
It’s the Disney castle which is based on a castle in Germany isn’t it?
@dasalien.2 жыл бұрын
Yup Schloss Neuschwanstein actually :)
@chiaravadala8962 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "She is a good choice to be a queen" me: "You're right, 'cause she is kind and forgiving..." Dylan: "'Cause she can control animals and you can have war hippos, war rhinos,..." me: "right..of course"
@babykitsune47893 жыл бұрын
Honestly everyone who was angry about the pink light, just think about the fact that her mums original dress was pink.
@heaven0153 жыл бұрын
Ahh yess!!
@purplequeen59743 жыл бұрын
Actually in the original story she has 3 different dresses and they were all gold and silver.
@janaloff3 жыл бұрын
aaaahhhhy😂
@sassymermaid_1013 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@sassymermaid_1013 жыл бұрын
@@purplequeen5974 yea!
@laurafayehp4 жыл бұрын
Dylan in other movies: Why isn’t anyone dying? Dylan in Cinderella: Why isn’t anyone living?
@lokmanemechouh94904 жыл бұрын
Laur@a Hayward-Price
@ellensentanglementtheory2 ай бұрын
This. Fact.
@elisamozo38083 жыл бұрын
Hayley Atwell was Ella’s mom! I cannot believe I just realized it. She looks so different in blonde
@SimGirl003 жыл бұрын
I met her she went to my school!
@marco_ferreiraa3 жыл бұрын
@@SimGirl00 guildhall?
@daisy-qx9pu3 жыл бұрын
I literally love her in Agent Carter
@optimysticpeaches2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh what?! Actually, yeah I can see it now. Wow 😯
@graciemanthis5152 жыл бұрын
WHOA!!!!!!
@nitushokeen49703 жыл бұрын
"I have never seen a protagonist wear a hat that large": meet rose from titanic
@bonniehowell92062 жыл бұрын
Don't even get me started on Rose...lol
@caitlynh70364 жыл бұрын
Dylan: wishes death upon everyone Also Dylan: “why is everyone dying”
@marcellerogers35994 жыл бұрын
Right 😂
@agenttheater54 жыл бұрын
AHA! That's his plan! He's killing everyone and then is drawing suspicion off himself by coming up with theories so we're distracted and never suspect him. And he's announcing his death with on everyone to everyone because he's using the 'making himself too obvious' trick. But he got a little too cocky, and now we're all onto him....
@chrisn91164 жыл бұрын
agenttheater5 what
@agenttheater54 жыл бұрын
@@chrisn9116 Dylan's come up with so many conspiracy/murder theories that it's got me thinking that I see them everywhere as well
@amalmessaoudi82022 жыл бұрын
Not off screen, it's no fun if it's off screen
@mayfia4 жыл бұрын
When Dylan made the lamp red instead of blue... I have never been so pissed off.
@tejafrikha62374 жыл бұрын
Saaame I was like are you serious dylan
@izzy65874 жыл бұрын
I was literally screaming at my screen. BLUE IS CINDERELLAS WHOLE THING!!!
@dishant92064 жыл бұрын
I mean it's literally on the poster.... How could you not?! Lol
@kerrychristensen72044 жыл бұрын
Or like, white or silver for the glass slippers... T.T
@KnightlyScarlet4 жыл бұрын
Well that's extreme... if that pisses you off like never before then damn you probably live a comfortable house cat life in a bubble.
@lunaix29783 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "You feel in love with a girl with that laugh, yikes. Really were desperate, huh?" Me, who has a similar laugh: "Oh, yes, haha." 👁💧👄💧👁
@in.themeantime.2 жыл бұрын
my baby brother watched that part of the video with me and instantly mocked the laugh and i DIEDDD
@amywang1273 жыл бұрын
Bellatrix Lestrange before Azkaban: a godmother Bellatrix Lestrange after Azkaban: Evil maniac
@user-lk1ot7je7x4 жыл бұрын
Dylan: can Cinderella talk to animals, is she related to doctor dolittle Snow White: *am i a joke to you*
@sams63424 жыл бұрын
And Aurora, Mulan, Merida, Jasmine, Ariel, Rapunzel, Pocahontas, Tiana, etc
@shashavengesayi60554 жыл бұрын
HPGAMING 1 😂😂😂
@lucymearns5864 жыл бұрын
Also when he says always help old ugly people. 🍎
@alandriaontheinternet69004 жыл бұрын
Briar Rose: AM I A JOKE TO BOTH OF YOU?!
@RamonaGelosi4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@sediamond4004 жыл бұрын
The fact that you didn’t immediately have the light blue for Cinderella really stresses me out
@mayfia4 жыл бұрын
right!
@luanavergas39574 жыл бұрын
I feel you!!!
@katieeoshea4 жыл бұрын
sediamond I thought I was the only one thinking about that.😂
@RamonaGelosi4 жыл бұрын
Same
@honeyjar29704 жыл бұрын
Same. I'm disappointed
@MaeAlessa3 жыл бұрын
Dylan: Even if the slipper fits, the prince would have to confirm that the girl is the one he was talking to Me: Laughs in Cinderella 3
@giulianoaaronfrancoynsfran48582 жыл бұрын
Love your profile picture
@ariajoy42792 жыл бұрын
The best sequel Disney has ever made
@white_green Жыл бұрын
@@ariajoy4279 i second that that movie was amazing
@Rach.23 жыл бұрын
“You want a stick?” 🤣🤣 I am dying!
@rebeccahaas344 жыл бұрын
I truly think Dylan would enjoy Ratatouille considering how much he appears to love rats.
@simplyally66164 жыл бұрын
@@shartybae9297 before you roast her learn how to spell
@charismaskinner37944 жыл бұрын
He hates recommendations
@Nour-ou8xr4 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Baron omg yes!!😂
@tylerhackner97314 жыл бұрын
We need to get him to watch Ratatouille.
@amberlya93904 жыл бұрын
I hate rats. I live in Alberta because I hate rats. The only thing I don’t like about travelling is that there could be rats. But even I think that the Ratatouille rats are pretty dang cute.
@elizabethhelton22854 жыл бұрын
"whos castle is the disney castle? is it someones castle?" that thats literally cinderellas castle
@ninadanielle44114 жыл бұрын
No it's Sleeping Beauties castle
@XxQueenOfHeartzxX4 жыл бұрын
@@ninadanielle4411 It's actually Cinderellas castle, but sometimes they use Auroras castle
@hamsterlover10184 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Helton thx
@user-ov9vr1wc2j4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was inspired by an actual castle in Austria I forget the name though....
@RealAngelOfMusic4 жыл бұрын
@@user-ov9vr1wc2j wasn't it Neuschwanstein?
@brianbommarito33762 жыл бұрын
22:14 It actually makes sense when you think about it. Because the wicked one is jealous for what the good one has. Because the wicked stepmother, despite having all the advantages, and the power, and the cunning, is not happy and cannot achieve her ultimate goal. While the good Cinderella, despite having every disadvantage, and the constant abuse of her stepfamily, has achieved the same goal without ever really trying to earn it, it is basically handed to her on a silver platter by someone even more powerful who noticed her. But she did earn her chance for happiness with her kindness. She was generous with her kindness even at the most trial-some point in her life, and that was all the stepmother would have needed to do to achieve the same thing. But the stepmother allowed herself to become bitter, and that is the essential difference between them.
@crimsonstrykr Жыл бұрын
That's like a rich guy who got tricked into a pyramid scheme and lost some money being jealous of some poor pauper who just won a lottery
@katharineeavan970511 ай бұрын
I've never met anyone who would be that self-aware, so I'm calling bull. It might be their underlying reason, but they would never admit to hurting someone for being "good". Innocent, maybe, if they felt their own innocence was stolen from them. But good? Nah. They've have it twisted in their head into how she thought she was better than them because she had the privilege of acting sweet and playing with mice when they had to be pragmatic and think about their family. They wouldn't see her as good, but as judgy, naive, self-involved and undeserving
@Ella-bg2ve2 жыл бұрын
A parent: *cares for their child Disney: So you have chosen death?
@Sam-tk6dq4 жыл бұрын
Dylan not understanding that her acutal name is Ella and Cinderella was the nickname was so funny to me
@amsaric4 жыл бұрын
Hahahah it took him 9:42 minutes of EDITED video (and way more unedited) before he finally got it
@ne26044 жыл бұрын
Doggyfroggy2001 it was so fustrating😂
@batatapalio26764 жыл бұрын
WHAT
@Sam-tk6dq4 жыл бұрын
@@batatapalio2676 lol what?
@Sam-tk6dq4 жыл бұрын
@@sarahwolff16 true
@ellendowling39924 жыл бұрын
bold of him to criticise anythin when he's wearing a shirt with ornamental backpack straps on it
@Sorrynotsorry9894 жыл бұрын
Lmao at the beginning I thought he was wearing a backpack
@alaaye52374 жыл бұрын
You know how many times we’ve seen that shirt? Its obvious that Dylan doesn’t watch his shirts 💀💀
@farrahwho4 жыл бұрын
this comment sends
@BabeRuthXX4 жыл бұрын
Damn 💀💀💀💀
@angeljoyneice4 жыл бұрын
Ellen Dowling ahhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@katelynbass8583 жыл бұрын
people forget that the slipper is straight up magic, and so is the fairy godmother... the reason the slipper only fit Cinderella is because fairy-god-mother would change the size of the slipper so it wouldnt fit other people, or the slipper would change sizes itself....
@vanshikaandriyas90942 жыл бұрын
this version is my favourite! that gown is so breathtaking and the music is so pretty and they ACTUALLY STICK TO THE ORIGINAL STORY
@peach-hd7ko3 жыл бұрын
Dylan : *complains that nobody dies in a Disney film* Also Dylan : "why is everyone dying?"
@uhhuulll3 жыл бұрын
Actually he complains nobody is murdered...
@soul70593 жыл бұрын
Dylan’s like : if your gonna die at least be murdered
@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv21983 жыл бұрын
Lol I guess he expects to see some blood or gore
@Lolinalex2 жыл бұрын
He wants violent deaths lol
@crimsonstrykr Жыл бұрын
Dylan's thirst for wonton homicidal violence in children's movies is one of his most memorable recurring gags tbh
@emmagrace71984 жыл бұрын
Dylan: She’s a good choice to be a queen Me: Because she’s kind Dylan: Because she can control animals Me: Oh...
@JohnnyJacoby4 жыл бұрын
Chickens 4 life Right ... By now I‘m really questioning Dylans human qualities ... 😖
@rshepan3 жыл бұрын
i love how the immediate reaction upon seeing prince kit is to yell "IS THAT ROBB STARK"
@aliceinemoland56813 жыл бұрын
This is my fifth time rewatching this video and I only just noticed that the fairy godmother first said: I am your Harry Dogfather........ BELLATRIX LESTRANGE ANYONE?!?!? She referred to Harry and said dogfather which refers to Sirius (who is Harry's godfather) whose animagus is a dog. I am utterly MINDBLOWN!!!😯
@Monsternutz3 жыл бұрын
She said "hairy" lol
@bi_beans90112 жыл бұрын
Not everything is about hp
@emilydiamond84532 жыл бұрын
yeah she was in harry potter. doesn’t mean everything else she plays refers or needs a reference to her role in harry potter. she’s been in many other great movies. doesn’t mean she needs to only be remembered for that. it wasn’t a reference
@bi_beans90112 жыл бұрын
@@emilydiamond8453 wasnt she also in sweeny todd?
@emilydiamond84532 жыл бұрын
@@bi_beans9011 yes and corpse bride, dark shadows, and so many other awesome roles and movies
@Orion_TheyThem4 жыл бұрын
6:49, ok petition to have Dylan watch Ratatouille. 🤣😂 I think he'd have a panic attack.
@ballerina2rockerchik4 жыл бұрын
Jillian Rachael 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@tezi214 жыл бұрын
YES PLS
@hamsterlover10184 жыл бұрын
Jillian Rachael yah
@makaylataylor86004 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@mermaidqueen14144 жыл бұрын
The plaque. Yes watch ratatouille...
@M.Elizabethe4 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a soul: Dylan: *i KnEw ShE wAs EviL fRoM tHe SiZe Of HeR hAt*
@irisjones60004 жыл бұрын
Hats are a great tell of evil
@boluayeni28864 жыл бұрын
In an interview with the costume designer, she said that how she wanted to portray the character sophisticated, dresses well, and evil
@KittyPieVibes4 жыл бұрын
Is that _Cate Blanchett_ 👀
@Khadijah17093 жыл бұрын
Hey Cate👀
@Picklegurl4203 жыл бұрын
If you listen he also said protagonist instead of antagonist, I also believe that the queen of hearts in the live action Alice in wonderland movie wore bigger and crazier hats
@jessicamoore5893 жыл бұрын
i love how the whole time Dylan's like omg stop with the Ella, Just sat here like her name is actually Ella you know. Cinderella was what the step-sisters named her to bully her
@ReligionOfSacrifice Жыл бұрын
The cinder is ash or dust. Ella is her name, but because he was left in the ashes of the home to clean it all up she was known in the story as "Cinderella."
@valeriegomez8852 жыл бұрын
Cinderella's Mom: *dies* Dylan: *laughs* "She had a-" Ad: "Infallible pro gloss plump"
@anya19804 жыл бұрын
Dylan's shirt makes him look like he's wearing a permanent backpack.
@faiththomas61374 жыл бұрын
Anya That is exactly what I thought during the intro
@jedililou21784 жыл бұрын
It's because he schools the directors and their "misdirects"
@alexandraaikonika4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saying just what I thought
@Mountaingirlsunflower4 жыл бұрын
He wears this in another video. I immediately thought, oh the backpack shirt again 😂
@sthurin4 жыл бұрын
i never looked at it that way and now i can never unsee it
@toni-vg5lj4 жыл бұрын
No one: Dylan: “Ooh I love balls!” Also Dylan: **instant regret**
@Saiakamal4 жыл бұрын
12:04
@makaylataylor86004 жыл бұрын
😂
@noumankhan77954 жыл бұрын
so do I!!!!
@NarukoUzumaki19954 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠
@thaligonzalezpenaloza25614 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA it's more funny beacuse he had the choice of cut the scene but he didn't
@hoosierkelly Жыл бұрын
16:25 I can’t believe that he did not make that sentence go through the filter in his brain.
@raelynngrayson18894 жыл бұрын
“She’s just hanging onto his arm” Dylan not realizing that’s a historically accurate dance
@diamondbaker14194 жыл бұрын
Raelynn Grayson I didn’t know that was historically accurate. I’m learning new things
@CafeDeDuy4 жыл бұрын
Erika Alumno Secutec 1 yes. This style of the Valse de L’Amour here is a mixture of many historical accurate dances moves for a waltz
@elphabawest6503 жыл бұрын
It would be also considered to be inappropriate in the time period to slow dance like we do because of how close they would be
@katewhitford90173 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know that was a historical reference 😂😂
@MissSlovakia23 жыл бұрын
Cinderella is actually ancient Greek, but yeah, popular through the medieval story situated in France.
@pamela4833 жыл бұрын
The day that people realize that the shoe can’t fit anyone else’s feet but Cinderella, because it’s magical and it was made for her imma scream lmao
@deaddumplings55653 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nicripolas8163 жыл бұрын
That's not true, though. Unless explicitly stated otherwise, the original telling has a much different reason.
@pamela4833 жыл бұрын
@@nicripolas816 what’s the reason then lol
@nicripolas8163 жыл бұрын
@@pamela483 She was extremely malnourished and it only fit her.
@bbyg13813 жыл бұрын
If the slipper was a perfect fit how did it fall off., Shower Thought
@mixedpeterparker93573 жыл бұрын
Whats crazy is he doesn’t know that its Cinderella’s castle. 😭
@Brooque6132 жыл бұрын
15:58 - Fun fact: in the behind the scenes they said they did have to light all the candles and it took like 3 hours
@music_addict_with_a_pen13974 жыл бұрын
Let’s just accept the fact that from now on Dylan is only going to do Disney commentaries😂 Edit: Holy shit, I’ve never gotten this many likes before on something, thank you so much for 1.1K likes!!
@iloveyoongi38324 жыл бұрын
i ain't complaining ✋😳🤚
@SAVAGEGARD3N4 жыл бұрын
That’s all I want lmao
@introvertvibes68014 жыл бұрын
Lol yep
@tejafrikha62374 жыл бұрын
We here for itt
@melanithebooknerd4 жыл бұрын
❤ makes me happy
@rachel.doremi69744 жыл бұрын
“If you’re a parent in this movie, you’re as good as gone” - Dylan, I’m glad you’re starting to understand how Disney works
@poonamchaubey54874 жыл бұрын
Or Marvel
@chandrawagner40613 жыл бұрын
I tried to walk my cats on leashes (they did ok but they weren't fans, they're terrified of their own shadows lol) but just last week I saw a this older guy walking a cat on a leash. So yes people do walk their cats on leashes 😅
@in.themeantime.2 жыл бұрын
my friend walks his cat on a leash
@cheneytheron28263 жыл бұрын
13:48 "I'm your hairy dog father, I mean fairy god Mother, _ehm_ " I fucking laughed so hard everytime I watch this movie because of that line. It was great.
@n.n82554 жыл бұрын
No one: Dylan: WAS IT THE PLAGUE? IT WAS THE PLAGUE, RIGHT?
@keelystarks87614 жыл бұрын
FROM THE RATS? I KNEW IT!!!
@janinave77294 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be fun when he watches live action beauty and the beast cause there it actually was the plague
@oddeyes94134 жыл бұрын
It was actually most likely Tuberculosis
@teddy13044 жыл бұрын
OOH FLEAS ON RATS FLEAS ON RATS OOOOOH-
@hebe3094 жыл бұрын
Corona
@candidlyopinionated193 жыл бұрын
Seeing Bellatrix Lestrange as a Fairy Godmother is... *Lestrange* Alright, I’ll see myself out.
@user-lk2wu9fc4x3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was helen they look very similar
@nezuko-chan45533 жыл бұрын
Dkjfjeh it’s time to stop 🛑 jk I actually liked that joke
@shigeokageyama59383 жыл бұрын
Nice..
@laray61173 жыл бұрын
She is the heart queen to
@stevie56223 жыл бұрын
Aight imma heat out-
@ashe8713 жыл бұрын
"Ooh I love balls!" - Dylan
@MarySmith-fv7td3 жыл бұрын
His immediate over sarcastic sigh following said phrase......😒🙂😐😑😞
@l.m.hammond19272 жыл бұрын
Most people when watching Ella with the mice: Aww, so cute. Dylan when watching Ella with the mice: Ahh, the plague! Seeing his reaction to this movie, one can only imagine his reaction to the animated version where there are many more mice that talk.
@maremalvineistena29394 жыл бұрын
Prince: fells in love with Ella Also Prince: can't remember how the love of his life looks like so he has to go to every girl in the country to fit the high heel.
@Artnotforthesakeofart3 жыл бұрын
He could have started the search from the forest where he met her first.
@anonymousperson5603 жыл бұрын
in this live action tho, he knows what Ella looks like, like he actually remembers and recognizes her, which defeats the purpose of the shoe fitting and the effort put into it lololololol
@veritas52873 жыл бұрын
Huh? The prince knew very well. He even realized, "even if she doesn't want to be found". It's a Kingdom, it's hard to find someone that wide country.
@bonsai76433 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousperson560 but the king insisted to test it
@lindseysquire84173 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousperson560 He wasn't even supposed to be there, he had to sneak out, so it makes sense that he had to go through with the shoe fitting show.
@maemeiparfaitthisisfine63614 жыл бұрын
Dylan in most films: "Why does nobody die! I wanna see someone die" Dylan here: "Why is everybody dying?"
@midnightcountess74084 жыл бұрын
Its another series of "Be Careful What You Wish For, Dylan." 😂😂😂
@newtons_lizard2 жыл бұрын
Dylan: She's a good choice for a queen Me: Because she's kind and pretty Dylan: War Hippos! Me: Oh
@TessaxMusic952 жыл бұрын
If he wants to see cruelty in a Cinderella movie, he should watch “Ever After”!
@alyssia47672 жыл бұрын
the best Cinderella film in my opinion
@jtm881 Жыл бұрын
Ever after is my favourite! I love how it counts as a period piece as well.
@juliarhapsody4 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "What happens in Cinderella?" Me: "Didn't he watch A Cindrella Story??? "
@rafaelaaigner34034 жыл бұрын
apparently not
@marrnotmeeger4 жыл бұрын
and cinderella story two
@mrmr46224 жыл бұрын
Dylan has a memory of a goldfish, even he says so
@An199414 жыл бұрын
@@mrmr4622 i'm surprised he can remember that lol
@mikachouuu4 жыл бұрын
Didn't he READ a Cinderella story? I mean... It's a pretty old fairy tale
@eugenetheartist19514 жыл бұрын
Cinderella Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Dylan blames a part of the plot on the plague
@blacktesseract37984 жыл бұрын
Or he says mice/rats
@twinkiesmaster694 жыл бұрын
is Cinderella even in France?
@luthientinuviel1014 жыл бұрын
@@twinkiesmaster69 she's not but the original is french
@brooke____ Жыл бұрын
“You know what mice carry? The ✨BoObOnIc PlAgUe✨
@michelleclay5972 жыл бұрын
If you read Ella Enchanted, that version has a reason for every thing only lasting until midnight. Also it’s my favorite book ever
@fohasajid22992 жыл бұрын
why didnt the heels last tho
@danhurl13492 жыл бұрын
Yeah that book is the best thing ever
@charlieb_zl4 жыл бұрын
"Why is everyone dying in this movie? Can someone live?" I never thought I'd live long enough to see Dylan not wanting people to die😳
@frogribbit78914 жыл бұрын
Charlie Bazile the world must be ending
@janiahpapaya59884 жыл бұрын
Its weird
@magdalenehagey40794 жыл бұрын
Lmao, just realized the doctor was taking the King's pulse in entirely the wrong place, no wonder he thinks the king is dying.
@diamondbaker14194 жыл бұрын
Magdalene Hagey 🤣🤣🤣
@renoirrr4 жыл бұрын
I’m no doctor or anything but I think pulses don’t just happen in one place. I heard some people even have a heart on their right instead of left so it’s probably right
@abiireland28084 жыл бұрын
Anjali for someone to have a heart on their right side would be extremely rare...
@Author.Noelle.Alexandria4 жыл бұрын
@@renoirrr That condition is called dextrocardia, and it's very rare. Also pulses can be taken anywhere there's an artery near the surface.
@AM-gv9db3 жыл бұрын
@@renoirrr in the movie he's checking the pulse under his pinky finger. The pulse is found under your thumb, so yeah it's the wrong place.
@singularitae_ Жыл бұрын
I love how EVERYONE has the same reaction when they see cate blanchett
@nastjaash3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Dylan bullying mice for 27 min 53 sec.
@dlweiss4 жыл бұрын
"No protagonist has a hat this big!" Rose in Titanic: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*
@denizerus92664 жыл бұрын
Well, she did let jack die afterall😂
@Lavender.films024 жыл бұрын
@@denizerus9266 no, jesus. Have you even watched it
@outtaluckvevo58264 жыл бұрын
Penny it's not about the room, it's about the weight. they would have sunk.
@d.o.m.i.4 жыл бұрын
tbh rose being the villain of titanic is practically cannon at this point :B
@danielaop3884 жыл бұрын
@@outtaluckvevo5826 they could've taken turns tho
@smiley31994 жыл бұрын
Dylan: “If you’re a parent in this movie ...y-you’re gone” Me: If you’re a parent in any Disney movie you’re a goner
@DrGregoryHouseIT4 жыл бұрын
Especially if you're a mother.
@onestepinc.99214 жыл бұрын
What about Princess and the Frog, Mulan, Moana, and Tangled
@lunarmuse60794 жыл бұрын
@@onestepinc.9921 the Dad died in the Princess and the Frog
@noface____4 жыл бұрын
One Step inc. technically.... Moana’s grandma died. Does that count? Lol
@strawberryherpes5284 жыл бұрын
If you're a parent in *any* animated film, you're dead. The Land Before Time, Anastasia, How to Train Your Dragon, Quest for Camelot, etc.
@ashleysandrasagra63363 жыл бұрын
12:03: Thou shall be held a royal ball Dylan: Oh I love balls *Silence* Honestly if he hadn't made it a dirty joke, I wouldn't have noticed
@casserole95762 жыл бұрын
17:13 no pls go fast, I need it
@crimsonstrykr Жыл бұрын
W-what??
@noyaisraeli4 жыл бұрын
Dylan MUST watch Ella Enchanted with Anne Hathaway
@jadesketch17264 жыл бұрын
That would be cool :D
@erlaasgeirs83234 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@amiaskew14254 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@diamondbaker14194 жыл бұрын
I AGREE
@tomlawal79914 жыл бұрын
@Noya Israeli Ella Enchanted
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
Movie Commentary Monday on a Sunday? I see we're back on track
@puffy774 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was going to say😂
@moonchild82494 жыл бұрын
hasn't he literally uploaded always on a sunday? or am i just tripping
@hhughes94654 жыл бұрын
@@moonchild8249 he's uploaded on Monday like,,, at least once lmao.
@helenzheng17714 жыл бұрын
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Jellal does not have a mustache lol
@moonchild82494 жыл бұрын
@@hhughes9465 hahaha ok so i wasn't just making that up
@Meloz2782 жыл бұрын
"I don't know animals what do I look like a botanist" Considering a botanist is for plants no
@lessismore85332 жыл бұрын
21:02 like HOW did the stepmom know to look in the floor?
@-lightswitch-29164 жыл бұрын
“What castle is that?” *Dylan check the movie your watching. That’s Cinderella’s castle.*
@Maria-04444 жыл бұрын
wait so at the beginning of every movie the castle shown is of that princess??
@atomsky54964 жыл бұрын
Kinda, the castle facing us straight on is always Cinderella's. But in the new live action adaptations, like Maleficent and Beauty and the Beast, it will show us the castle from a different angle. From the new perspective, the castle belongs to that princess respectively
@-lightswitch-29164 жыл бұрын
Maria no, it’s always Cinderella’s castle. I just thought it was ironic that he was watching Cinderella but didn’t know who’s castle it was.
@taisfiore58784 жыл бұрын
me: *annoyed at dylan being annoyed at people calling cinderella Ella 'CAUSE THAT'S HER NAME*
@sabrinaanabtawi2 жыл бұрын
"she's not mad, she's talking to the mice" ... "okay yea, she is a little crazy"
@honestival2 жыл бұрын
In the original Cinderella, the step sisters actually cut their toes so their feet could fit into the shoe and at the end, the step sisters and step mother got their eyes gnawed out. :) all beautiful stories have a scary beginning
@xxes11xx3 жыл бұрын
I actually thought the prince being hidden among the guards was a nice move by Disney.... to have the prince actually lift his finger to find his bride to be....
@faithjolley60342 жыл бұрын
I also appreciated that. I love that this Prince cared enough to actually leave the castle and spend his days amongst the people. It's not realistic for the time period, but it's such a nice change from the original. It makes sense for him to be in disguise too, so he can see the true feelings and motives of the people that they're seeing.
@vindric83302 жыл бұрын
Same, I think it's underappreciated.
@jessicalukram742 жыл бұрын
@@faithjolley6034 do you read the original story
@lessismore85332 жыл бұрын
Agree I loved it!
@lessismore85332 жыл бұрын
@@faithjolley6034 I loved it too. Proves Disney didn’t want the live action 100% copy/paste
@3vivk4 жыл бұрын
Dylan starts watching Cinderella and doesn’t recognize the Cinderella castle in the Disney logo 🤦🏽♀️
@SomethingProductions4204 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Sleeping Beauty’s castle because they have it at Disneyland
@3vivk4 жыл бұрын
Something Productions the one in disneyland is different than the one in disney world. the one they show in the credits is the one in disney world i believe
@SomethingProductions4204 жыл бұрын
I know that Cinderella’s castle is in Disney World I just thought that it was always Sleeping Beauty’s castle because Walt Disney wanted to have Sleeping Beauty’s castle as an attraction to promote the movie in 1955 (And the castle does kinda look like Sleeping Beauty in the credits)
@chelfaith39554 жыл бұрын
The castle in the beginning is sometimes changed into the palace of the prince or princess.
@3vivk4 жыл бұрын
Something Productions I Googled it, it is Cinderella’s castle
@navyakwatra21702 жыл бұрын
"Bring me the first branch your shoulder brushes on your journey" "You want a stick?" I dont know for how long I was laughing on that 💀
@diypropsmodels70642 жыл бұрын
25:14 I also enjoyed this scene too
@ariacol7134 жыл бұрын
Imagine if, the prince yelled "wait" and the guards did their jobs (detaining her) but did it too well and football tackled her down the stairs. just got the visual while watching so
@amnugget77814 жыл бұрын
BRUH i just laughed for 5 ins because if this
@maoutan9454 жыл бұрын
Haha
@claireindigo12004 жыл бұрын
Ariana Colmenares 😂😂😂😂😂
@waffle_fries93224 жыл бұрын
The skirt of her gown might cushion her fall a little bit
@hanaomer44194 жыл бұрын
I mean if he wanted the guards to stop her, he could have yelled “stop her” instead of yelling “wait” a bunch
@oliviapedersen83094 жыл бұрын
“Who’s castle is that?” He says about Cinderella’s castle while watching Cinderella
@valeriegomez8853 жыл бұрын
Literally! 😂😂😂 I was like "seriously bruv, how do you not know this?!"
@kfolsom193 жыл бұрын
Seriously though! I said the same!😂😂😂
@SarahSmith-iy6tk3 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT
@SimGirl003 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it sleeping beauty’s castle?
@Lynn..__3 жыл бұрын
@@SimGirl00 i thought that too! But actually the castle is inspired by both Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty’s castles (:
@177aBleeckerStreet5 ай бұрын
13:40 Love how Dylan asked what's going on - then it cuts to an ad. Perfect timing.
@sophiefl65952 жыл бұрын
“ idk animals! What am I? A botanist?” Yes plants are alive but not animals.
@ositaiza8884 жыл бұрын
Cinderella: wears blue and the entire cover is blue Dylan: sets his mood lighting to pink