Shits lit lol

I had fun once. It was awful.

This has been hillariois couple months

Twitter could go bankrupt 🤞

SIXTEEN TIMES MORE FUN ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All he did was democratize bullshit when you think about it. Now anyone can do it!

High off that copium are we

The way all social media should be

@@Oyi_14 no no hes got a point Even if (and that probably is the case) he didn't buy it to basically troll people it's better this way Twitter is nothing but a waste

FROM THE BEGINNING... absolutely loathed that tweets were 'news'....watch news program.."so and so tweeted out today..." WTF IS THAAAAAAT!?! Obama creates an @potus...cuts white house press corps....we don't need so many reporters...we have twitter and Instagram. Great idea guys!!!! And of course Trump was Twitter obsessed. Which worked for him as bypass to 'media'... but argh. We're run by 12 year old girls. Never had a twit, never will. But watching the meltdown is at least a slight silver lining.

Right? I always thought it was stupid ever since it started.

I can also say I have never watched my braincells commit s**cide on that stupid azz blue bird site, and watching it fall is glorious, truly amazing 🤗

LET IT BURN

Signed! I had basically 0 "socials usage" in the last 30 years besides some YT recently to keep me up to date on the new trends...and this is SOOOO FUNNY! :DDD

Same.

Did the money even really exist in the first place if it could be destroyed by a fake tweet? Where did it go?

@@weslindsey5909 stock holders pulled their stock, what do you even mean?

Shows how fickle the whole system is

@@offensivebias8761 seriously

That's not really what happened. Everything has dropped like that in the last few days because investment money is drying up and the government handouts that were keeping the stockmarket inflated ran out. Disney is it's lowest ever, nobody tweeted as them. Edit: It's all 3rd quarter earnings report time and most companies are having losses.

The mainstream media are the ones who created these accounts and made these tweets

No one was canceled and some of the stock effects were overstated or not even caused by those tweets.

@@Not_Always tell that to the victims of the blue haird artard squad who would use a single opinion on the internet to target harassment of someone not toeing the woke identity politics line and get them fired not only from one job but multiple years upon years after said tweet was fired off... no matter how correct the opinion in fact was...

@@randomanun4278 I am not saying that it didn't happen, but in this case, that was not what did in fact happen.

@@Not_Always Yes nobody was cancelled. The OP was saying how mainstream media will say “These tweets don’t affect your life” but then they freak out when obvious trolls impersonate a bunch of major influencers, politicians and corporations

It was never supposed to succeed.

Hedge funds use AI trading bots to buy and sell based off of internet chatter. Elon would know this. He did this on purpose.

I honestly think that was the point of all this Blue Checkmark BS. It's hard to believe Elon didn't see this coming, I think it was deliberate to prove a point about how seriously everyone took Twitter and the Blue Checkmarks system. Twitter has now lost a good chunk of its credibility, and that's a good thing going forward.

@@jonarbuckle778 you must have lost the plot if you think musk is some genius 5d chess player, I bet you think that if trump too. No, they're just rich idiots. If it was a funny prank he would just leave it, not hurriedly revert his failed policy immediate. Musk isn't in your side, do yourself a favour and understand that.

@@jonarbuckle778 no. He did the blue check mark because Twitter is not making money and the dumb ass spent 44 billion on it.

Kinda unfortunate you have to do that

You need to get creative about making time to eat learned that the hard way. In between loading blood on the machine or setting up cultures I'll be eating or drinking. Not safe but when you got lives on the line you got to do what you got to do to keep going.

Same.

@@therebel1375 quit preaching in KZfaq comments lmao. It's not that serious.

@@misterguy2929 who cares lmao

Its the social media equivilent of: a clipboard and a Verizon shirt can get you past a lot of doors.

@@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz A hard hat and a high-vis vest can be equally effective and you don't need to have company logos on your clothing.

This comment should the at the top, this is pure truth.

@@edgarbm6407 dude eat me lmao completely different world where that involves heavy labor tho; these are all HR con men XD

“Microsoft certified”

Especially on Twitter.

Let's hope so. Gen Z and the other youth went full retard. Never go full retard!

Yeah,teaching them not to spend 44 billion on a company that is literally losing money.

@@JediDrPepper049 he's got tons of money, probably won't even effect him.

@@icantthinkofagoodnameso1954 It affects him. That's why he only went through with the terrible deal after Twitter took him to court. He was so upset about it that he sacked all the people involved in the case, i.e. the people who knew what they were doing and understand business law far better than him, because that was the only "win" he could get, if you call paying executives massive golden parachutes to leave a dying corporation just so you can say "You're fired" out of spite a victory. He doesn't have as much money as you think. His estimated wealth is based on his Tesla shareholdings, which are grossly overvalued. The whole reason for talking about the Twitter purchase, which he never intended following through on, was to give him an excuse to sell some Tesla stock (despite claiming that his money would be the last out) without spooking the market, thereby turning some of his paper fortune into a real one.

Eldd Muskard

Unironically yes.

I believe His plan all along was to remove twitters power to influence, this is real 4D chess since he can afford to fold twitter & toss it next to MySpace, after 1 billion wtf does money even mean? He’s already said he doesn’t care very much, I’m sure he’s not worried & will do what he wants to, remember musk is on musks side

Only much more entertaining 🤣

Nah, he's a fraudster. And not even all that "cool" of a person. He's a freakin weirdo hahah

@@jonny-b4954 Not nearly as weird as the human smegma that worked at/worshipped Twitter.

the enemy of my woke leftist enemy.....

Weirdos is being far too kind..

@@da_ocsta1452 Well, that's a high bar. So, Ill give you that. But as far as normal humans go, he's an oddity. And I just can't stand his arrogance/ego. Like Trump, I get vibes they're total frauds. He doesn't "actually know more about manufacturing than any human alive." Haha like he says

Agreed. Few things make me happier than seeing a major pharmaceutical company that's made billions off of people get tanked so hard. I hate the pharmaceutical industry with the white hit intensity of a thousand suns.

Can't really blame him, firing a hundred people isn't psychologically easy

@@iqbalindaryono8984 I can, but then again I'm Taurus and a hard ass. Even my own parents were ruthless to me. Firing a hundred strangers is nothing. I would ask the boss, do you want me to fire them one by one or in one big group?

@@derajalen_the_fallout_modder is that what we are calling it nowadays? A 'hard ass taurus'.. you are going to be very rich if you are also smart but don't be too attached to life..

@@derajalen_the_fallout_modder nah you're just a sociopath, get help.

better than 2016 election kvetching and Rittenhouse verdict screeching, even.

@@talesofgore9424 what about the 2020 copium we even had people storm the capitol 💀

They wouldn't leave unless forced out.

Most big tech companies pay for lunch it’s part of the business for on demand positions get an in demand skill set and companies will value you

Sometimes in life if a man has enough to destroy the other it was worth burning It to The ground I have a feeling Jack Dorsey says you know what fuck this company if I can never have it back no one can.

When you are the richest man in the world being a savage is crucial. Burn it to the ground and rebuild from the ashes I say. I doubt Elon underestimated the trolls, he knew damn well Twitter Blue could go wrong. This is the best case of Schadenfreude that I've ever had.

Except he took a lot of debt to buy this dumpster fire

Some of you people will do liberal level mental gymnastics to keep gobbling this man's dick down your throats and it just blows my mind lol.

n pretending to fix it is part of the act lol

both

Society has always been f***** up. We just have more access nowadays so we're able to see more than if we didn't have instant communication.

Both. Definitely both.

Yes.

c) all the above.

He doesn't want it to survive. He's doing this to make it pronounced.

So you think he's trying to pull an Amazon? It's definitely the most likely possibility. However if it goes under, I worry where the twitterazis will migrate to (hopefully a job interview and not another social media platform). Anyways, it's been great seeing elon as twitters King of the kill.

facefux is hopefully next

It isn't a "business model" that can be profitable in it's current state. They take millions of dollars from globalist "non-profits" to spread propaganda... and to censor genuine information. This was and endless revenue stream under the previous management... now it's gone. The number of "subscribers" and "advertisers" is irrelevant as it stands now. One could argue that morphing it back into some version of it's organic beginnings might be possible... but I think the odds that it gets scrapped seems far more likely.

Exactly! Either way it shakes out? its all good...

I see what you did there 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏

We do a little trolling

@@Mister_Clean said by a orange man that's probably going to hopefully come back if a certain dude from Florida doesn't get in his way.

You know I'm somewhat of a troll myself

As am I. We should consider the motion to nominate Elon as an icon of trolling

That's an easy way to get fired

And sued

@@spencerstevens2175 And not get hired ever again

That's the thing with verification on twitter, it's been a long time since it has actually been used to verify identity. Twitter is at fault for this, the moment they decided that only certain people could be verified was the moment it stopped being a verification system.

@@Dean..... yep. Less of a verification, more of "We support this person"

The first problem you made it seeing it as verification, not a fancy checkmark next to your name.

How was verified Kathy Griffin able to impersonate Elon then?

@@bighex5340 "we support the current thing"

Hahaha 🤣

maybe the dumbest

I hope he likes a good laugh then, because it's cost him $44 billion.

That and Metaverse cringe bombs.

@@ultrademigod worth it for the memes

Someone tell Haliburton & Goldman Sachs.

What's more hilarious is all the people going, "Yeah that's right!" with no self awareness whatsoever.

Except Sam and his FTX scam the FTC will give him a pass🤣

Sam "2nd biggest donor to the president" Bankman-Fried seems to be above the law. I guess the SEC is stronger than the FTC?

@@mayanboricuasomeone tell the rothschilds

Stock market and hedgefonds react even on baseless speculation. Rumors and bitching, thats all it ever was😁

No proof that that's what even happened. Eli Lily had also lost a lawsuit that same day and were ordered to pay several hundred million as a judgment.

@@Not_Always Ha! I didn't even know this. Though I guess whatever makes Elon Musk looks bad is what the media is going to run with.

@@TheMuseSway Yea basically. IF anything, Eli Lilly used that as an excuse to pull their ad spend and blame Twitter for the drop. IT was also a nice distraction from the lawsuit.

Actually considering how good the content is he deserves two million. Gundam rocks!

Maybe they should. Maybe every job should.

The grass will remain unmolested.

I don't think enjoys the salt lol

Elon Musk can make funny tweets, but the fact that he already has separated bought verification and official verification in to two different verifications kinda tells that he knows he fucked up in monetizing it. It really feels like Musk genuinely didn't expect trolls to pay money for trolling.

@@current9300 clearly he underestimated the lengths trolls will go to tank unscrupulous corporations. A whole eight dollars of length.

Considering he backed his Twitter purchase with tesla stock, which means that twitter tanking will also affect tesla, I doubt he's having a good time right now.

@@thegreatape884 Good! I'm glad the overblown con man is losing value.

It was a 5 star hotel where you get paid before. I wonder why that didn't trigger investigations, that is clearly wasting investor money.

No longer a daycare

There is a limit to that reasoning. 16 hour days or you are fired!

yea no daycare. Think about what it costs to run a full-time restaurant free for staff. with Michelin star chefs. Adobe has 3 restaurant.

it's his plan to make all twitter accounts registered to government identifications. part of the new world order dog -- once twitter has it, all the others will follow suit. Anonymous posting on 2.0 will officially be over once that happens, and all legitimate trolling and internet fun will cease, at least on all of the major platforms.

That smart bastard this was this was the better the biggest troll effort this is like that episode of South Park where the guy was trying to dox all the trolls and he was a trolling himself.

I honestly believe he's just blundering his way into success by taking advantage of the publicity

That actually is a deal

@@bobjohnson1633 it is McDonald's was my first taxed job back in the day when fast food were starter jobs, started at a whopping $5.25 an hrs and I was only flipping burgers so the pay matched the duties and I understood that.

They don’t want a job, they want to be paid to go to an adult daycare!

What the fyck? I never got any of that shit. They didn't even give me food breaks And eating company meals was taken out of your paycheck.

@@Tangarisu to be fair I worked at McDonald's back in 1999.

Yep. And to set a trap to see who else he needs to fire.

All according to plan.

the cope is hard in this one

@@blubbblubb.7867 I know, I don't understand this level of willfull ignorance

if true thats the funniest shit ever

This is sad day for attack helicopters.

@@asdasd-ty9se damn

If that's true it is illegal.

Absolutely fucking based

I think he’s trying to recoup some of his losses , saving on useless employees is proactive

"Manipulating the market" Wall Street fucks everyone over 24/7 and it's fine but a savvy Afrikan American talks about internet trinkets and _that_ is "manipulating the market"

I mean he ONLY lost 44 billion and made back 400 k of it. Sounds like a w move to me.😂

​@@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz You all right there bud? The straw men can't hurt you.

Its stock price barely dipped too, a few dollars at best and will likely recover within a week.

to deny it didnt play a big part is dishonest

Exactly, these crashes were coming but the stake holders were holding off until they had someone they could blame and sue.

What are they even complaining about, I thought they're working at home 🤣

If this breaks Twitter's influence, I'll be happy. Mind you, these people should probably go to prison for defrauding the investors and advertisers by using bot inflated numbers. If they all go to prison or go broke I won't shed any tears.

It shows you how much hold AI and algos have on the market. LM halting sales to the US? Thats not even possible. Only a bot would sell on that news.

@@Wastelandman7000 nah let em off, they did humanity a public service I wish more of em trolled harder. Make em go bankrupt

​@@thedoomslayer5863they deserved to be thrown in asylums.

What if your office was 6 hours away and you had no childcare that you could conjure in 4 days?

Elon: Garbage Day!!!! Hollywoke: NOOOOOO!!! 😱

@@langbo9999 He sure is showin' all them woke idiots how to blow through millions n' millions n' millions of dollars. Elon Musk is the dumbest genius to ever exist...

Elon: loses millions Elontards: "He'S jUsT tRoLlInG" 🤡🎪

NOPE...HE FUCKED UP.

Well it is rather expensive trolling.

Don’t tease me, the thought of those pampered progressive crybaby’s suffering a blue collar existence is better than Viagra.

They wouldn't know what to do

Pensuke: The EVIL Earflipper (Kyubey) doesn’t wanna bring back the utopic Litch system! He doesn’t care about the poor magical girls of color 😂!- Pensuke coping and seething 😤

Don't give him credit. He is an egotist who fucked around and found out as he was legally forced to buy twitter. Nothing he is standing up to here is because he wants to, its because its his only choice because he doesn't think about the shit he says. He is also part of the bullshit as he does things like lie to push the more efficient public tramsport programes out of cities so he can sell more tesla.

Let’s be honest, though. He was forced into the deal, and now he’s stuck with another dying company.

He's not the only one by far, it's just that there's such a cultist silencing happening in the world that we are never going to find anyone who's not woke unless we actively seek it out, sadly.

@@henrikaugustsson4041 Are you one of those "the competition is coming" people?

I'm really surprised by the amount free stuff that one tiktok shown. I'm actually stunned that they have free red wine??? On Tap????

@@Playernumber141 and the wonder why they couldn't keep it profitable. I say let the woke corps bankrupt themselves. Room for more businesses to rise.

I don't think so chief. I think that was the intent, but the size of the backlash, the mass exodus of advertisers, internal sabotage, legal issues, and the company is hemorrhaging money (more than before), not to mention the lack verification subscriptions...nah. I don't think this was some master plan from the beginning. That's like cutting the nose to spite the face.

Firing people then begging them to come back is what you think of as wise? There are better idols to look up to than this dorky loser.

This man and his way with clips is God like

That’s a great point.

This guy gets it

They make prepaid visa cards you can pay cash with and remain anonymous though....

doesn't matter, no reasonable person would make investment decisions based on a single anonymous tweet (remember, Twitter has no verification system now, anyone can get a blue check for $8 and call themselves anything they want). it would be like overhearing two guys talking in a bar and one of them says "I'm a big exec at a pharma company, insulin is free now" and trying to sue him when you did something dumb after hearing that. a court wouldn't even hear that case, it would be thrown out instantly.

I believe that was the actual main function of the payment system. These impersonators probably wanted to show that it is still possible to do these things, but because they are angry and acted out of emotion, they failed to realise that it was not about the possibility of doing it or not. It was about taking away the anonymous side, where you could go unpunished, as a VPN would make sure you were anonymous. This is game over now, for those who paid that is.

That was because of a server overheating I'm sure it happens occasionally it's not like he just took it away it was just funny timing

honestly if you have seen the adult daycare videos I get why he would remove free wifi XD they would just be on their smartphones not doing anything the whole day in the "office"