For some reason too in man of steel bro has dildo pods that fly the kryptonians up to the ship

That displate add felt like 3h.

Let's hope they get this shit blocked, one less dumbfuck crying over great Zack Snyder movies.

This displate add just made me realize people will waste money on anything. "Take out my old poster and put a new one in? no babe you dont get it, they PAY me to tell people to buy this crap i have to put it up"

Review Ang Lee's Hulk movie

If every movie you make doesn't turn out right, maybe you're not good at making movies!

@@iheartblock3792 I agree. Snyder's just a hack.

​@@iheartblock3792 nah I think his 300 , watchman , his JL were pretty good even men of steeland suckerpunch was alright but his other movies are bad . I think he is talented director but he should stay away from writing

just based on the acting and world building we've seen tho, there is no version of this movie in any universe that is good though. At least with the justice league there were bits and pieces that weren't terrible/terribly acted, but rebel moon just has zero redeeming qualities.

@@user-un3ij5ln1e I don’t know how you can think that. 300 was boring as hell and borderline fascist propaganda, watchman and man of steel were both awful adaptations with the opposite message of the original comics.

I don't. Would fit in their portfolio.

They didn't reject The Acolyte, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Mandolorian season 3 or the sequel trilogy scripts. They'll make any old trash so long as a woman is the lead

Disney only rejected it because it wasn't gay enough. The quality they want is there for sure.

since when did elvis' comment section turn into an andrew tate comment section

@@suzuplaza people only resort to insults when they have no brain power to form their own opinion. Keep your trap shut or explain why our points are wrong 👍

😂

The easy answer is that any planet will assume the culture of the first people to colonize it, and naturally their children will follow their footsteps. Cultural drift will happen, but slowly

Already a more interesting movie plot than the one we got.

Metroid:

@@bensmith8682 Solid. I would totally understand if Rabodius V merged the culture of the Space Spanish (who colonized them) with the indigenous Rabodians, perhaps supplanting their fertility goddess with Saint Space Suzy. Let's even say it's a really comfy planet, so it hosts a lot of spas and space tourism, so it kind of specializes in that, and it gets luxury goods like space tobacco and space diamonds from trade ships. It's still going to want to provide for its residents' needs like food, shelter, and basic commodities, because if social unrest or a solar storm cut them off from the Galactic Empire, they'd still want to survive. A lot of franchises don't do this. You have planets that are just Space New York or are just one giant smelting plant.

To be fair, I think Man of Steel was pretty well made too.

Nah he didn't understand superman in the slightest. ​@@Franko384

@Franko384 It was for sure. Until he turned around and made Justice League 🤣 now, you can't watch 'man of steel' without getting that "drunk dad will be home soon" feeling.

And even those aren’t great

this is factual

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. 😂

@SMcGowan287 hell yeah! So glad I wasn't the only one either! It's almost beat for beat a big life... 😂

I think it's a nod to the Irish potato famine

Its the same plot as a bunch of movies, literally one of the most recycled storylines out there

@douchopotamus3755 Yes, I understand that, it's just really funny imaging a star wars rip off using the plot of a bugs life where Kevin Spacey voiced a CGI that forces a town of random aliens to collect grain but all the grain on the planet is super large where the humans are the equivalent size to ants on the planet. Instead of aliens too and everyone is just a different type of bug. So yeah, I know the plot itself has been done to death. But still a funny imagination. 😁

OMG yeah it's astonishing Also tysm, I just discorvered a wonderful stop motion movie

@@tournesol5939the movie is absolutely a masterpiece

​@@lucifermorningstar8387 Wild Kanzaki pfp spotted

zack snyder anytime anyone says anything remotely bad about one of his movies: "yeah actually it wasn't my vision at all"

It's also a sign of good directing that a director is able to make a good movie with the studio's limitations. Snyder is using the director's cut as a crutch.

It's sad that the only way to make a Snyder movie seem good these days is to release an arguably worse cut of it in advance

@@rhetiq9989 his director cut of movies weren't even good! Still the same incoherent, disjointed, illogical stories and with unlikeable characters but LOOOOOOOOONGGEEEEERRRR and SLOOOOOOW MOOOOO

It feels so forced

"my pet hamster mutated into a kaiju and is now wreaking havoc across the planet. now i'm forced to hunt down and nuke my beloved Mr. Nibbles as only I know his sole weakness"

To be fair whenever theyre given other backstories people hate them or love them so much the expect all women to be written that way. See Ellie from The Last of Us, Game of Thrones characters etc

Star Wars ISN’T fun, at least nowadays that is. Edit: Gee, didn’t realize I’d cause quite the stir in this thread. Anyone got any popcorn?

mental illness the pfp!

​@justaguyonyoutube4592 never was for me. Tried watching the original again to see the praise... i couldn't. Some things are timeless and some needed to watched at that time to love.

​​@@shalindelta7I mean as a 2000s kid I saw the original and still loved it. While it uses a lot of tropes (since it started them), it still plays them excellently and makes for a simple yet fun story. Plus the effects hold up super well due to being 100% physical

@@justaguyonyoutube4592 I disagree

...as well as the Samurai 7 the anime...

⁠not to mention even a bugs life did it better than this.

@@Ichimonji21 Samurai 7 is based on The Seven Samurai. Go figure. Come to think of it A Bugs Life also ripped off The Seven Samurai.

I don't think Snyder even knows who that is..more likely he put this mess together after a night watching Roger Corman's Battle beyond the stars...its a third hand kurosawa knock of at best..

There are a lot of movies taking inspiration from Akira Kurosawa. The Magnificent 7 for example. Hell, there even was a Star Wars the Clone Wars episode with a similar theme of protecting a village. And what do they all have in common? Being better than Rebel Moon lol

Box = Ticked

I agree he has cool visions but he just sucks at writing

And gratuitous sex and violence because reasons.

He did worse lmao. Lucas based star wars on old Samurai movies and stories. Zack tried to turn Star Wars into Seven Samurai😂

​@@armeetapus16 Lucas copied dune...

@@luismakeup08 Not entirely, Star Wars is more optimistic.

I thought this was more lifted from Warhammer 40k than anything. At least the baddies.

@@luismakeup08 he did. At least a lot of the parallel world building. The plot however was him trying to mix Kurosawa and Campbell (hero’s journey). And you could def argue that the overall arching plot of the fallen chosen one and the “redemptive” children (for the first 6) was def lifted from Dune to Children of Dune.

What's a randian ?

Michael Bay at least had a good movie in recent years with “Ambulance” Zack’s JL was made in 2017 and what he added in 2021 was the Post Apocalypse scene and other stuff that wasn’t needed.

at least michael bay knew what he was making and made it accordingly. zach snyder thinks hes a genius and thinks hes making works of art

Superman is inherently unselfish, something Randians can’t understand.

Michael Bay has actual talent though and his movies are at least competent and entertaining.

It's also gonna be black & white in 4:3 ratio.

45 extra minutes of glorious desaturated slow motion

And a little too long singing scene

They are also going to be edgy AF since the R ratings mention brutal gory violence.

@@mathiasemmens3451 Out of focus slow motion.

Man they are not arguing, they are desperately praying for anything to restore the balance of the universe. Dont hate on them, they're victims😂

@@MrFakefall The sarcasm is truly strong with you. But seriously, Snyder is a case of fame getting to the head too much.

for real, also naming the main antagonist Belisarius is the same as the Magos Belisarius Cawl of the Adeptus Mechanicus. And naming the army armsdealer the Mechanicus militarum is like a weird mix of Adeptus mechanicus and astra militarum. And the uniforms look a lot like the cadians' and the commisars'

THERE'S EVEN A DUDE CALLED BELISARIUS

Rebel Moon fell before the Emperors Guard

Hell even the blasters look more like lasguns than standard star wars blasters.

Blood Axes are also an Ork clan

Snyder has dangling bits, that's why KK declined.

​@@wheeeeehayou wouldn't believe who directed the three star war sequels

The shows are pretty good when the fanboys are screaming in your ear about it because the fanfic they had in their head wasn’t put on screen.

To be fair, all of the Star Wars shows have sounded good on paper, but the execution especially on Obi-Wan and Boba Fett in particular was just absolutely fucking atrocious on the part of the directors/show runners.

​@@quinnzykir well andor was great. everything else was either mid or book of boba fett

What's more, it's just stupid as hell in this context. They sent a massive ship of the fleet and expended literal tons of resources to demand unrealistic expectations of a tiny farming commune, with minimal information in regards to the status of the demanded resources. They wasted more in waving their schlongs around than they ever could have gotten from that village, and that's if everything had gone according to their plans with no resistance whatsoever. If that's standard procedure for them, their empire would be doomed to crumble from the start. They absolutely suck at racketeering, counter-insurgency, and logistics in general.

Snyder always has excuses locked and ready

I think it's a weird merge of both .. somehow?

Belisarius

The fact that Disney rejected this but approved Rise of Skywalker is pretty telling.

@@arnahunas4048 and made Acolyte which is as bad as this crap

​@@Joecbg100 Nah man, while I agree that Acolyte is bad. Rebel Moon is an insult to ones intelligence. It might be the one of the stupidest movie I've ever seen

The man wanted to put an interval in the middle of JL for gods sake

​@@mrcritical6751Did you mean an intermission?

@@1366Erik yes

@@mrcritical6751 That's what I thought, just didn't want to assume lol.

The difference is Warhammer 40K is actually interesting

Not everyone has the same technology.

Yeah, they're both based on Seven Samurai. Star Wars is based on Hidden Fortress (which is by the same director) which is probably why Zach decided to steal from Seven Samurai like Pixar did, though did it worst.

​@@judeconnor-macintyre9874 And add some 40k names

@@judeconnor-macintyre9874 Hah, right, I remember that Bug's life was based off of Seven Samurai and the Magnificent Seven. But the whole, "Give us all of your grain or else," really sounded like Hopper to me.

@@offdutyenglishmajor9924 True.

Lol so thrilling

Unironically more exciting that RM 1 or 2.

This seems more interesting than the movies. Will the tariffs remain? How will the central galactic bank react? Will this lead to a 1.7% increase in cost of traded goods in the Augustus system? All these questions that are dying for answers.

@@Juel92 And will Princess Agoomba be succesful with her subcommittee?

If you're interested in logistics and economy and infrastructure, that's a pretty intriguing start. I guess a bunch of nerds was the best gamble for that opening at least...

His actual name is Gunnar, which is real.

I wish, if they were anything like the 40k Imperium it would actually be cool lol.

I swear to god. Tzeentch was responsible for this godawful movie being made. That bastard thought it would be funny to make us suffer.

@@Ech_The_Sentiant Or Nurgle because he made Snyder stagnate and regress so much.

@@Juel92 Papa nurgle would never do that to us.

@@Ech_The_Sentiant Maybe Slaanesh? The slo-mo is certainly mastubatory.

Let him waste as much money as he wants. The people who keep giving him money need to learn the hard way. And they're all billionaire studios run by millionaires. Think of all the technical and logistics crew getting work because of such movies.

@@suyashjoshi8 I disagree. Therese people are assoiciated with terrible media. They will work only once. Also lets not reward deliberatly poorly made media with money. Wasting time on something garbage means something decent is being not made.

Except he didn't. He said he was given the opportunity to do both. One for general audience and one for the mature. They didn't cut anything. Both were made at the same time with concent from both sides.

​@@michaelb2226what general audience would want to watch this or any crap from Zack Snyder. Only his idiotic cultish fans watch and likes his shitty movies.

@@michaelb2226 that’s even more pathetic tbh.

@@iheartblock3792 explain

@@michaelb2226 because it still turned out awful. It shows that his constant excuse making was just that - excuse making

"I'm a rebel. I rebel."

Rogue One is shit, though... lol

@@idiot_city5244 Rogue One is the only good Star Wars film since Episode III.

There's a game?

@@stephen19590A comic, narrative podcast, animated series, and animated short.

​@fulcrum6760 Zack really trying to make the next marvel

@@General..Grievous Star Wars. This is just some weird revenge plot of his. If this becomes a franchise then it’s gonna be a ramblings of a madman.

Bugs life, rebel moon, the magnificent Seven, that one episode from the mandalorian, they all took inspiraron from the movie the seven samurai by Akira Kurosawa and by that i mean they literally copy the exact same story

Yes, but i believe that's taking inspiration from an Akira Kurosawa movie. He just stole from the same sources, but more obvious and worse.

Like how avatar is just a retelling of pocahontas

Hollywood is all about nepotism, You can be the worst director and screenwriter in the known universe and still get to make more movies as long as you know the right people, do the right 'favors' and pick up on the occasional dirty secret, it's corrupt from top to bottom

Haw HAW! That joke is soooooo funnyyyyyy. It makes me laff everytime I fffffukking read it.

I fill a lot of movies could have worked better as a series in the last few years

Too many characters and they’re all lame.

Probably bc it's just a fcking farm. The concept is boring af.

I couldnt get past the first 30 minutes.

I lasted 20 minutes and I scrolled 10 of those.

You weren't high if you didn't love these...

So just, turn them off? Why sit there 'wanting to die' when you can just, click off and do something else? Strange.

⁠@@omegashinra7672 It’s easy to get committed to a movie, especially with the hope that the movie will come together decently by the end. Though, it could be one of those moments where OP just wanted some closure to the movie, terrible as it was.

yeah, except One Piece is actually good (for the most part)

Not really. The "U" sound is indeed kind of like an "O" but not drawn out like double-o. It's short, like "Gun", but with the kind-of-O-sound.

@@archmage4ever Motherfucker did you just mansplain to a Swede how to pronounce words in their own language? I dunno where you’re from, maybe you have a different accent than me or are from another Nordic country, but I have a coworker named Gunnar and that’s literally how his name is pronounced.

He's clearly both suffering from a severe lack of talent and an overabundance of insecurity

Warhammer 40k agri world ah shit

The millitarum are just batshit cadians without purple eyes lol

Other genres too. Always high-intensity type films like scifi, action, horror. My guess is, in a twisted way, they're 'catering' (accelerating the heart rate as intended by the genres) to their main audience (men)

Male characters : *Gets written the most horrifying deaths imaginable* Female characters : *Gets touched without consent* HOW DARE SCI-FI

Oh you didn't like the SA. You weren't supposed to

Are horrifying male deaths catering for misandrists women which hate men?

@@michaelb2226 unnecessary SA makes a story worse, not better. Why show horrible and shocking things if they’re meaningless?