A one hour video of just robin, a delicacy in the Reddit reading video genre

I remember I once said orgasm instead of organism and my teacher gave me detention for 2 days for that s***. That same teacher reprimanded me for wearing headphones around my neck and a black hoodie and jeans while accepting the 1st and only award I ever received in all of my years in school, saying that I looked like garbage and I should have dressed better for the occasion of which I had no idea was taking place.

My 80-something grandmother was left-handed as a child, but because it was the 40s they "trained" her out of it. It was so traumatic for her that now when she tries to write with her left hand, everything comes out perfectly reversed. Letters, words, everything. It's an interesting remnant of her left handedness, but it sucks that she had to deal with that.

@ 7:53 this actually bugs me so much--Pheidippides ran not 26, but about 325 miles, in less than 3 days. I think his memory has been sullied by the fact that only the last leg of the journey is talked about.

robin: left handed people don't exist. me: ... WHO AM I THEN?!?!?

30:30 so happy to see Robin speaking finnish. It's so funny cause his accent is atrocious but I can still understand him and I know he's trying his best and I love it. For those wondering, he just says: "this is horse shit" which isn't just a Google translated phrase from English to Finnish, it's a legitimate saying in Finnish too and I'm so proud to see him try his best at speaking my native language. Keep doing what you're doing Robin, we love ya for it

It’s crazy how everything about robin’s inflection and speech is so confident, even though he’s wrong about half the things he says

"that is a small boulder the size of a large boulder" I love this channel.

One kid at my school (i'm at 8th grade right now) is very annoying. Annoyed me several times, annoys everyone in the class and even the teachers. One time, during PE, when he was about to say something, our teacher just said "You're annoying". Every time he tried to speak, the teacher repeated "You're annoying".

I actually looked up the details of why "Yuna Song isn't a Hot Korean girl" and its because the movie that's from (The Interview) she played a Little Girl and the "Hot Korean Girls" that're listed in the credits play a series of lingerie-clad harem-acting women so, I think in reality (unless you're super fucked up) the roles make entire sense

With the elephant one, I heard the lady was either a poacher or helping poachers with elephant calves. That's why she was attacked. Elephants remember people.

12:52 "TILL DEATH DO US PART MY ASS" -The Hurricane Bearing Dear Tweeter's Mother's Name

18:55 no fr who is doing this because they are dedicated af. they are either buying lots of peppers writing notes on all of them and attempting to throw them or they are climbing on the roof every evening completely unheard and dropping it in there. And I find that absolutely hilarious

15:39 The reason why she's not mentioned as "Hot Korean girl" is because in that movie she was a 9 y/o.

Not only is the memorization of an entire Scrabble dictionary impressive in and of itself. The ability to win is still a feat in and of itself. Just because you know all of the words, doesn't mean you can recall the best ones fast enough for the situation. It's like being able to have a textbook during a test, you are still going to see people failing the test. I looked up how to pronounce Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz and after about 10 listens, I still can only reliable get the first and last half of the last. That sign about the Telluride and Pallisade looks very fake.

40:46 PIKMIN!!!! Also winged pikmin are THE BEST! Great for carrying stuff and adorable AND my favorite color!

36:35 It's because there's actually a recall for fire hazard in the towing hook mechanism of these vehicles (for ones which are equipped with electronics ones). The mechanism can allow water to get inside the wiring harness and... short circuit it.

19:33 As a software developer I can confirm. It's absolutely possible for names to not fit the database schema. My guess would be that they use the name as a unique key or indexed the table on that column resulting in that you couldn't have two people sharing the same name ("Jeffrey2" should've worked tho...). And no, there's no reasonable scenario you would do that on a user table, but it's possible xD

3:27 plot twist: she knew, she actually wanted olive garden

15:44 Normal people: what did the quokka do? STAYs: what did Han do?

12:30 the elephant traveled over 100 miles to her funeral. Note to self, never piss off an elephant

Fun fact : Jeremy actually found a mate and had right sided children!

“I know who you are” “It could be anyone of us”

44:51 there was an old time baseball player who couldn’t hit off lefties, so he hated lefties. He went so far as to tie his child’s left hand in a bag of tobacco when he reached for a rattle with his left had.

Emkay will never get old. They’re dead funny.

As a left-handed person I’m personally tired of people hating on the fact I don’t use my right hand for most stuff. Once somebody told me “you’re writing with the wrong hand” simply because I write with my left hand

11:25 my favorite Bartender is Robert Underdunk Terwilliger Jr. also known as Sideshow Bob

10:30 richie then treated her kids to autographs and let them see the locker room or whatever it was called, richie and alice became friends afterwards

Once upon a time, it was believed being left-handed was a sign of the devil. So they did everything to switch such kids to using their right hands. Some tales I've heard ranged from calmer ones such as taking the pen out of the kid's left hand and in their right one, to harsher tales of teachers/parents beating kids for using their left hand

24:27 Japanese Titanic survivor story is 100% true. If I remember correctly he lived his life in shame and with survivor's guilt after that.

45:08 oh yeah, my grandmother used to have her hands beaten with rulers because she was left-handed. Some people are truly evil

25:20 the next post is Tim’s car

As far as the Kia/Hyundai sign, it's due to having an issue with the trailer hitch that can cause the car to catch fire. So, many parking garages won't let them park there due to the possibility of fire (and those particular models are supposed to be parked outside for the same reason).

2:17 bro censored the word French 💀

16:51 this part got me the hardest because I actually have 2 friends in the band’s drumline named Robert and William. As a Snare drummer, and them being cymbals, I have to hit their cymbals sometimes for certain songs. The funniest part is that they have to hold them themselves. So, if I ever get mad at something they did wrong, just a really haymaker hit on the cymbals or on their fingers with a snare drum stick should teach them a lesson real quick. :)

As a spanish person here, we appreciate you sending us your rains due to the continuous droughts on spring and summer

Regarding the repeated 'Jeffery' and job database issue, I think I worked with someone who had this issue. Dude was hired during the pandemic and given all the necessary training and junk, but they found out his name matched another employee's name to the letter, who had already been fired and listed as not rehireable. This prevented them from giving him certain credentials necessary to actually do the work he was hired for. They couldn't fire him without just cause, and they were most likely keeping him around to avoid potential legal disputes due to discrimination loopholes, because for the next six months, this dude just came into work on time, walked around the floor, did what the supervisors asked him to do, then leave. Didn't do a bit of actual work for six months and got paid just the same as the rest of us due to some database BS the higher ups couldn't correct.

15:05 This one gave me hella flashbacks. In middle school, it turned out our deputy head master had been cheating on his wife with one of the teachers. When his wife found out, she put it in the local newspaper, local radio stations - anywhere that woman could get it broadcast, she got it. A lot of the mothers had crushes on the guy - safe to say nobody would touch him with a barge pole after that. I remember seeing his name in the paper and thinking he must've done something really good for the community (generally all our newspaper has in it). When I read what she'd written, I took it straight to my mum because I didn't really understand it considering I was like 8. When she explained it to me, I was astounded lmao. Even now, the whole local community still shuns him and the teacher he had the affair with. Turns out she was married too and, if I remember correctly, pregnant at the time. They both ended up getting divorces respectively to be with each other and they acted like they had the greatest love story ever. Any time I see those two though, they look so freaking depressed now. Kinda earned it imo 🤷‍♀

The broken screen on a plane just happened to me last year. On a 11h flight. It was a return flight so I knew their media catalog and already picked in advance what I wanted to watch. I even bought simple headphones during my stay because the ones they provided on the plane were by far the worst I ever used and I wanted to be able to understand conversation and generally enjoy the movies. I came to my seat and the my screen - and only my screen - was totally screwed up. Not just black, but showing lots of colorful lines. It was so messed up, it couldn't even be turned off (on an overnight flight). Thanks for nothing.

12:38 fun fact owls aren’t that smart because their brains are quite small. Their brains are small because their eyes take up most of the space in their head

47:47 This is gold. Türkiye and Belarus chose themselves, Albania and Serbia chose each other, and Greece chose the OTTOMAN EMPIRE! The fracking OTTOMAN EMPIRE!

It’s always a good day when EmKay posts

12:28 From what I’ve heard, the woman was a member of a group of poachers. Remember, elephants never forget.

29:52 WHEN THE ISLAND IS TOO DYNAMIC.

You are not going crazy, spokesperson for today's emkay did infact repeat a few bits and also gave different reactions for each of them.( for example the state candles ,the lady who gotten her porch recked by endangered birds, exc..)

13:38 not only that but the other two snails mated with each other in front of Jeremy

WHATS A LEFT COILED SNAKE 13:31

26:18 "So just say once a month, why do you got to do every fourth Monday?" Because people need to know WHEN during the month the meeting is! That way, people know when the meetings are without having to check a schedule!

25:30 How'd the birds know thats Tim's car?

ah yes, *PARTICALR*

Oh when it's ROBIN doing this, you know its gonna get personal.

Him: *says a cuss word* This random ass sound effect: *DONT-*

15:43 The reason they didn't put her as "hot korean girl" is she was a child. so yeah.

2:59 We need an updated Ohio candle that smells like sulfer, flavored vodka, and banana flavored candy.

You dareth insult my integrity with your weak, whimpery Ohio candle?! such sins do NOT go unpunished, Robin!

fun fact about me: when i was growing up i was left handed. However all the teachers and so called experts said i need to be "corrected" and my parents being first-time parents didn't know so they let them "correct me". now years later, turns out i am ambidextrous (i can use both hands equally well as if i both side domanit), however because of being forced to write with my right my whole grade school years i can ONLY write with my write (well, and it not look like a preschooler wrote it).

16:50 Clara afton: YEAH ABOUT THAT-

19:18 either they really ficked up their Database and IT is literally to lazy to fix it. Or they just really dislike having Jeffrey in their database

I'm Australian and honestly I hope the Karen loses the court case

3:47 I swear I saw a fart version of this

16:41 As a Frenchwoman, I can confirm we take plenty of joy having smug little quarrels with the British like this.

1:44 Not be a _C R I N G E N A E N A E_ _B A E B A E_ I'm actually crying!😂

13:46 Bro it's sideshow bobs semi truck trailer

19:30 If a variable in the database is called “Jeffry” then adding a new variable of the same name could cause one of four errors 1. The two variables overlap and it breaks the system requiring a reboot and possibly factory reset if the name can’t be removed 2. Jeffry (person) information is added to the Jeffry variable causing a crash when it tries to recall from variable Jeffry 3. The two variables are constantly being interchanged and making an error occur sometimes 4. Jeffry variable is set String as Integer/Float, causing an error

0:46 i love this, i'm gonna start using this "You got three stooged my friend"

17:17 yep thats kinda true, I'm from poland and you can be named grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz

5:47 why they walking away from poland 😢?

I think the best example of my own r/F***you in particular story happened when I was about 7. My dear sweet mother got a bag of lucky charms, my brother got the first bowl the next day, and every other piece in that bowl was a marshmallow. Nice! When I got mine, there were only 3 in the entire bowl, beautifully presented on the top in a nice triangle. One was even one of those stupid 1/4 marshmallows.

36:30 This might be due to a recent security issue with both brands that makes them very susceptible to being broken into and stolen. There was a whole TikTok challenge about stealing newer Kia and Hyundai cars because it was so easy.

20:50 as a Danish person, I got offended by this lmao.

Used to get my hand snacked with.a ruler, forced to write lines for recess, lunch and homework., forced to constantly put my hand behind my back, the list goes on and I'm gen X. I think we were the last gen where being right handed was forced.

21:35 That's $915. The oil is adding insult to injury. Wtf did that guy do??

Where the tumbleweeds go when they pass by in a movie scene: 51:44

4:12 The timing

7:17 getting hit by Minecraft stone block

19:40 Yes, due to reasons similar to the causes behind RAM manipulation, there are oddly specific combinations of letters that sometimes will not work in a program for no explainable reason. This is very possible.

26:48 - Fun fact: Annotations no longer work on KZfaq despite the setting still existing in the video player.

18:04 not as bad as getting beaten up by all of your friends who willingly came to your birthday party, almost breaking your right leg. THIS IS WHY I HATE PEOPLE

The "you're such a piece of sh*t" hits hard after the 5 times it was in the video

"that is a small boulder the size of a large boulder" is fucking hilarious dude. The stuff that comes out of Robin's mouth sometimes i swear xD please never change.

18:19 actually made me tear up a little :(((

1:23 Me a BFDI fan: =3

"Name a character that went through more pain than her. I'll wait." " *It was my birthday* " OH MY GOD

6:20 I live in Pennsylvania the one right next to Ohio kind of shaped like a taser

1:40 you know it's bad when even Bob calls you cringe

The left handed people thing. In kindergarten. Age 5 I had a teacher scream at me for using my left hand to write and then when I said I couldn’t and started crying she called my mother and told her I was being disobedient. My mom put her in her place.

The akechi voiceline for the meme gave me chills

I think the universe wanted to be ironic today. Because I was watching this video then I was notified that the radius for getting a bus and walking to my school is different at either of my divorced parents houses. One house I ride the bus. The other is just on the cusp of me riding the bus so I have to walk. Ironic? I don't know honestly

26:20 "Just say once a month, why you gotta do every 4th Monday." It's a schedule, so they're clarifying the specific day of the meeting. If they said once a month they'd have to specify when it was afterward.

the title is off..

43:46 Ahhh yess the classic art of Blocking the name in the picture but saying the name in the post. 😂😂

3:34 Bro tries to sound like a generic anime psycho villain

9:36 One time, I was at a college campus and I was inside one of the buildings. There was a glass door and a goose standing right outside the door, perfectly still, looking in. Right above its head on the door was a sign that said “Respect the goose.” It was at the perfect height and the goose was perfectly centred on the door and everything was so perfect that it felt like a crime to not let the goose in. (I didn’t, because that would have caused a mess. But I will always remember that goose.)

The sidney woman on Twitter: lol imagine moaning the name william during sex The man behind the slaughter: im rapidly approaching your location

i really like "r/F**KYOUINPARTICALR". Especially for the part when he says "PARTICALR"

Okay that Elephant trampiling at dead woman thing was in an Episode of distractable on spotify and my favorite joke Bob, mark, and Wade made about it was Mark saying: "He just pulls off a mustache and Glasses in the crowd and just says: 'I was waiting for you to ask who REJECTS but I guess that's WEDDINGS NOT FUNERALS!!! RAHHHH!!!!'."

10:13 & that’s how headbanging was born!

25:41 That damn gull lasered the car into an ad.

5:43 As a pole i confirm we don't move our legs while walking

10:09 that piece was called the queen of the night aria, and the performer nailed it without looking like a chicken