As a person who had befriended many crows near every place I've ever lived, I can confirm they are wonderful and do, in fact, bring you gifts. They're also very intelligent, and if you teach one crow to talk, they will teach each other and pass it down the generations. They will also come when called, which means you can summon a murder of crows with a whistle if you play your cards right.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw the sour patch kid killing a pilgrim/victorian child I’d be richer than Jeff Bezos

3:37 Fun Fact: Pink was original meant to signify boys, because pink is a very loud color. Whereas blue was meant to signify girls, because they were "dainty"

13:12 okay unrelated but i cannot get over the play on "eat the rich," the username "voregeoisie"

For the chest binding question Robin asked: It shouldn't hurt unless there's something wrong. GC2B binders kinda hurt because they totally tanked the quality of their binders. Some people do have more sensitive chests though, and squishing them down can hurt just a little. Edit! Do bind safely. Prolonged wear can cause issues with your chest area, and can compress the ribs a bit too much. Best thing is to get a binder that is at least a size bigger than you think you'll need. Don't wear it to sleep, don't wear it in water, and don't wear it for over 8 hours at a time. I had some really bad binding habits and had to stop wearing a binder about two years ago. I got top surgery this year though, so I'll not have to worry about it again!

This subreddit is like the infinite monkeys, infinite typewriters, and infinite time idea.

As someone who has had many a hammy friend, I can assure you that a vast majority ones who died in horrific/strange ways were not being taken care of properly. Usually in too small cages, given to young children who - as you would expect of a young child - doesn’t handle them very well of gently and they get stressed or dropped or just people who wanted an “easy” pet for themselves without realising hamsters are a lot more work to take care of than you’d think

2:05:15 This part killed me because thats jammidodger a trans youtuber and he's talking about how his relationship with bathroom has changed since transitioning.

I once fell asleep in class and started dreaming of random shitposts I had seen the night before. I got woken up by the teacher who told me not to sleep in class, and my still mostly asleep response was "the meat suit is recharging. Come back later". Idk where it came from, but i found it funny as hell when I finally did wake up. I didn't even know I said it, one of my friends who was sitting next to me told me about it.

Btw, the "20 year old teen" joke is based on a TikTok of this lady thinking a guy was checking her out in a gym and dubbing him a creep for "staring" at a 20yo teenager

Robin not knowing that Limon is a half hour drive from his location and you can hardly see the mountains from there is unironically the most "I didn't grow up in Colorado" thing i have ever heard and I'm here for it

34:32 May is literally Military Appreciation Month and has been for, like, 20 years lmao

19:48 There's a couple of trees that have sap that can be made into syrup, birch for example. It's just that maple is the most efficient, having the most sugar content, this means you need to take less from each tree per bottle, so the tree gets harmed less and humans need to do less processing to make the syrup. Incidentally, saps also make a good base for alcoholic drinks since they're mineral rich and already contain some sugar.

I hate that as a kid, I legitimately couldnt sleep unassisted. Now, i pass out at the slightest moment that im not being stimulated by something.

1:55:13 The problem with that is that Aladdin didn't think Jasmine liked him, so he could have asked for the law to be changed, but then how would he get her to like him? He thought that being a prince would get her to like him, but what really mattered was him just being himself. That's one of the big morals of the story that even Genie tries early on to get him to realize.

regarding "the outernet" technically, internet already means that. since inter means outside or long range. hence international, intercontinental, interstellar, intergalactic, etc. the inside version would be "intra" so intranet, intranational, intracontinental, intrastellar, intragalactic, etc

I love the fact that when one of the narrator’s makes a mistake the editor typically keeps it in. It’s a friendly reminder that no one is perfect. I really needed that today (I have been watching the channel for a while, but I needed this reminder) ALSO I WEAR SIZE NINE AND CAN NEVER FIND CRAP AHHHHHHH

Reddit is on a whole other level, and I'm here for it

29:28 As someone who binds very often, it can. You’re not supposed to wear binders for more than 8hrs, and never bind with ace bandages because they continue to tighten and will hurt you!!! If you have rib issues like me, binding tape (transtape, kt tape, etc.) can be helpful!! Remember to stretch before and after binding, and listen to your body. If you hurt your ribs or breast tissue it can reduce the chances of being able to get top surgery. Be safe y’all!!

2:00:09 For people who dont understand this, there was a different post where someone told the story of when they were little and had a webkinz plush. They said they used to pour milk on it and then suck it out if there and it was always wet and soggy. One day their brother saw them and they got embarrassed and stopped doing it. After like a week it got all hard and moldy and they had to throw it away 😭

Hey Robin, it sounded like you might have been confused when that post mentioned the homeless kid in Aladdin, I'm guessing you were confused because you thought the op was talking about Aladdin himself, to clarify, he was not. Near the beginning of the movie Aladdin stole a piece of bread, before he ate it he noticed a couple of homeless children nearby watching him, he then decided they needed it's more than him, so he gave it to them. It was a big half loaf of bread that looked almost identical to the picture in the post.

As a trans man with unfortunately large breasts, I will say this about my experience with binders: It doesn’t HURT, per se, but they can get a little sore if I wear it too long(like i wear it at work for 8hrs, forget to take it off when I get home, and fall asleep for a bit).

20:34 i have felt this way ever since i was a child. i freaking hate that word so much. theres something about its pronunciation that triggers that pet peeve rage. its just an awful word.

“Are we going to crucify Mr Beast?” That line aged like fine wine

Binders definitely can hurt. If you're binding unsafely, they can cause tons of problems. Back pain, rashes, bruises, difficulty breathing, etc. If your binder is too small or you're using something you shouldn't use (Like ACE bandages or got forbid, cling wrap) then it can warp your ribs or even break them.

For the people who have trouble with plastic container cleaning after putting red sauce in it, put a small amount of dish soap, a papertowel, and warm water, shake until clean.

23:37 the first part of this post was SUPER accurate for me. i’m adopted and met my birth mother recently and we had SO much in common it made me question everything. hadn’t seen her since i was literally 3 years old and grew up completely different from her. just glad i managed to not screw up as much as she has tbh. thankful to be sober myself, and thankful she is sober now as well.

11:26 this used to be an old joke. "Hey, did you hear Dairy Queen is pregnant?" "Burger King forgot the wrap his Whopper"

Crows do remember. They used to attack my barn cats. One day I openly shot 1, then walked over and picked it up to show them. They have never attacked my barn cats again nor cross me. They alarm call and get the hell out of dodge so to speak.

i love it when robin defends himself against an argument that nobody has even made at him

I guess I actually got a good dice roll on the whole falling asleep thing. As a kid it took me 30-60 minutes every night. Now I can literally fall asleep within seconds (at least that's what I assume based on the fact that if I fall asleep to a live stream, afterwards I can pinpoint the exact moment my brain shut off)

42:25 I've been howling in laughter at this for a solid five minutes, absolutely hilarious and perfect way of presenting it 😂

I love the "mmmm spaghetti bowl not made of duck, then just Robin saying that's the thing he hates about them lol. 18:35 - 18:37

I love how national military appreciation month exists and people like to forget about it to make dumb arguments.

24:54 My adjectives are (this is going to be a long list) Chaotic, silly, small, wiggly, noisy, energetic, and random.

If pinochio says, "My nose will grow," would it grow?

1:33:58 That's actually way more common than you'd think! When I told my dad I've been diagnosed with narcolepsy, his immediate reaction was, "Better keep you away from graveyards, then."

"Live your life slap some rice and make sure you do it to the dirt too" -Robin 2023

40:43 If someone threatened me with that I’m never messing with them ever again.

Fun fact: the term “taking an arrow to the knee” is Nordic slang for getting married, so those guys in Skyrim were married, and that’s also why guys go on one knee to propose

2:05:19 That's Jammidodger! He's a doctor in Psychology and a trans influencer! That's why he's talking about bathrooms.

29:29 TRANSMASC HERE TO EXPLAIN BINDERS AND PAIN WITH BINDING binders *shouldn't* hurt, unless you wear them for over like- 8 hours or sumth, if your chest is too big and you get a binder too small it'll hurt, and also screw up your lungs and ribs! ~ LOVE YOUR CONTENT

1:47:58 then there’s the additional one percent of professors that are h e a v i l y pregnant and make it the whole class’s problem by screaming at them and having a mental breakdown instead of taking maternity leave. And this is why me and half of that English class skipped classes (out of fear)

49:01 “THEY’VE AWOKEN!-“ -Jack 2023

2:21:30 Fun fact: the precision on those coordinates is around the same scale as the length of the cicada.

39:26 *Aint that the plot of OctoDad, just minus the fact that nobody except the chef realized he was a cephalopod?*

Robin, as a binding nb, it doesn’t “hurt” it just means you shouldn’t run a marathon

17:45 damn it, now i cant be gay...

I hate the people who say that there’s not a military month when there’s literally three.

18:30 It doesn't clean the spaghetti tupperware because the spaghetti grease fused into it. At that point, the stain is plastic.

18:31 *sketti bowl not made of duck* IM CACKLING RN

1:15:35 so Hypnos shall be awakened once more

Man i hate the outernet

time to binge watch this so i can procrastinate on my homework

1:14:03 i absolutely LOVE the way robin says "who's thinking of sex when it rains"

22:12 Salt Lake city can never be said without me thinking about Joe Hill.

Okay, I just translated the Russian text at 1:13:12, and it literally means I POOPED IN MY PANTS LOL I’M LOSING IT

29:35 Actually it can bruise your ribs if you wear one for too long. 7-8 hours is around the limit but it depends on cup size i think.

I am literally a tween I cannot sleep without listening to a podcast

Burger King and Dairy Queen have definitely gotten funky, how else would you get Jack-In-The-Box?😂

Two and a half hours of brain frying goodness. Definitely gonna enjoy this over my dinner tonight. Anyone wanna suggest their least favourite Gen III pokemon?

I just want to point out that the line "Homeless kid from Aladdin" is NOT referring to Aladdin. It's referring to the homeless kid in Aladdin. The one Aladdin gives his bread to. The kid who is homeless.

Im not sure why, but knowing that Robin is the VA for Leith Pierre just makes everything he says just that much funnier

18:24 "sketti bowl not made of duck" 😂😂😂😂

2:04:30 I recently had to call the pet poison line. my parents were dogsitting and it chewed up a bottle of blood pressure medicine. he was fine, didn't swallow any, but the call cost me an automatic $95.

Kurt Cobain was actually based as hell. He was always aware that he had a more feminine side to himself, as well as masculinity. a very non toxic guy. RIP.

13:53 Man this aged like milk

26:07 good robin! I’m glad you know basic boat anatomy

“Provided you can have those hallucinations…” Yes. Precisely. I just interact with the words. I’m like a 1 out of 5 on the visualization meter. It still trips me out to think we all might interact differently with fundamental parts of life and remain mostly ignorant of it happening at all. On the other hand, I could smell a cat had an infection just standing by him while petting him. I don’t think this is a good trade off, though it’s occasionally useful. I’d rather read books and have vivid visuals. Then again, there’s now Baldur’s Gate 3, so it’s a bit like that.

Trans guy here to explain if chest binders hurt. Short answer: They're kind of uncomfy but fine. Like a bra but more squish. Long answer: It's common knowledge within the trans community that binding is not to be done for more than 8 hours a day, you shouldn't sleep/lay down too long in them, shouldnt exercise in them, and you *really* shouldn't use makeshift binders or any sort of tape that isn't breathable, stretchy, and meant to be put on the body (kt tape or trans tape work fine). Or else, your ribs can literally be bruised, misshapen, broken, or just irreversibly damaged, sometimes leading to not being able to get top surgery. As long as you bind safely, though, none of this is an issue. Also to any binding people reading this: Do the shoulder stretch thing rn. Reset your bones. You deserve it.

35:41 I remember a comic about a mythical creature support group, and a human is getting chewed out for being there when she was just there to drop off her brother, she got the human sides of her parents he did not. the look of what have I done on the individual who yelled at her was priceless.

"if boy has pink boy gay" THAT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY MILKSHAKE I HAD TO REWIND TO THAT 😭😭

“ *GIVE ME TREE JUICE* “ now that is a new sentence

Binders can start hurting if you wear them for to long so they normally have a maximum amount of time that you can wear them before risking damaging your ribs

Binders only hurt if you get the wrong size or wear them excessively. Some people have more sensitive tissue there, but this is the exception not the rule. Some brands have shittier textures than others.

I was watching this while drinking my tea and I spilt it all into my bra hole, spent 10 minutes drying myself and my bed, and spent another 20 minutes making another cup of tea while fanaticizing that something is watching me, its 11:54PM, I'm sleep deprived. idk left from right and I think I need sleep. at the same time, I'm running on 10 large double cups of tea and 5 hours of sleep. halfway through, my friend texts me "I think my sister is on drugs" i ask why, she shows me a picture of her sister... HANNGING FROM THE CELING. and I think I need new friends, very new friends.

this is two and a half hours of robin going insane featuring Jack

My phone has attained sentience, and now it's writing a comment on a emkay video

2:08:11 I read “rotten goblin arseholes” as “golden goblet shits” and I have no fucking clue how I am not even dyslexic 💀

The concept of Michigan being landlocked just feels crazy, like, the great lakes are huge, you can't even see the other side of them sometimes, but like, it's completely landlocked

31:30 these are definitely patch notes from The Sims. …oh wait. EA doesn’t update their games.

Donut was created by accident. It started out as a cake, but during a voyage the guy brining the cake needed to rest it someplace and stuck it through a pole. Im just summarozing it very breifly but apparently thats how the origin of the donut came to be. I have this book on food and it tells you how some of them were created, they tell you facts - think it is called "Everything But The Kitchen Sink". Had it for years and I kept it because I still like to read it. Edited spelling

"why are people so obsessed with losing their assholes" is a brand new sentence in itself

Related to the pinnochio argument, i believe he says he'll go to school, however he skips it, yet ehen he states he'll go his nose does not grow. So that can confirm he isnt all-knowing

i'm not a vegan or vegetarian but i do often choose those options on menus or sandwich fillings if i don't trust the meat, and some of the meat free options are really nice expensive at times but nice, other's i wouldn't feed my worst enemy.

1:24:15 Nebraskan here, We do not talk about the Oce*n because why would you.

8:03 Don’t forget to punch the bags of bagels as well. It really helps me relax

Rolling your eyes is just your brain trying to eject itself

Ok but my day is perfect now. I got the day off school to take care of our 10 week old puppy, he's asleep on the couch, no one's home, new 2 and a half hour emkay videos, and there's a somewhat gentle thunderstorm outside that's supposed to last all day :D

4:50 This person really thought giving parenting advice from a tumblr account was a good idea

5:50 a cat headbutting you in the face is more painful than you think. I have a cat that was squatting in my garage as a kitten. Instead of rubbing against you, he will headbutt any part of you he can reach. It always leaves a bruise. Gave me a black eye once. I love him, though.

the thumbnail makes me wonder what would happen if i gave a pack of red bull to a 12th century peasent

You know, maxi pads work really well to keep sweat out of your eyes if you put them on the front inside of your helmet.

1:13:05 the russian phrase says "i was pooping in my pants". i wonder if you tried to say actual russian words you heard somewhere, or just made random noises "reading" it, because you said a broken "hello, i'm a bitch" :D

49:13 sickle beats plant, plant beats human, human beats sickle. Low budget rock paper scissors at its finest.

14:48 as someone who has traveled from illinois to wisconisn, wisconisn has some sick ass cheese stores-

39:07 - I guess, any skin color - fair, dark, green, violet, rainbow - can be compared to food, if you choose the right food type (which sounds tasty) and are hungry enough.🤣 In one of my stories a character compares a fair skin of another character to cheese (you know, that white yoghurt-like type of cheese).🥛🧀 Also there are such classic examples as comparing a skin colour to milk etc. So, nobody is safe from hungry writers. 😂 >:)

Put vinegar and water in the sketti bowl for cleanse.

I might be the kid who was told to talk to the lobsters

I have a friend who made up the word "betterful." That was a fun day. We still remember that one