God: Yes, I am here. Now praise for Emkay

Cats and Inkjet Printers have one key difference. Cats actually provide you with something.

"Are you there god? It's a me, Mario" almost made me spit out my drink 🤣🤣

7:10 depending on the type, my dad is an animal feed truck driver, he gets very dirty with dust from the animal feed either being blown from the truck or sweeping out the back of the truck, it's also hot in the back of the container in the summer so he sweats a lot too.

You're more likely to end up a Squidward than a Spongebob working in a burger joint.

6:33 As someone who used to work for T-Mobile, the reason there are no towers in Nebraska is because 5G screws with their very delicate telescopes they have out there, so the government said "No"

6:57 Truck drivers _pay_ to take showers at truck stops. Sharing a shower would let them pay _less._ Management doesn't like this, because, obviously, it cuts into their bottom line.

I used to have that bluetooth cassette player. I got it at one of the last remaining radioshacks in the early 2010s for my first car. However, I left it in the car during the summer and it stopped working. When i went to Best Buy to buy another, they laughed at me bc they didnt think such a technology existed. And started trying to make me, a socially anxious high schooler, question myself. Went to radio shack and found another.

0:22 why the hell did I think it was going to be an electric knife 1:58 as a person with ADHD, this is almost too relatable

4:43 When your marketing is level max

5:33 I can actually explain this lmao. So basically fruit roll ups were pretty unpopular in Israel compared to other snacks for a really long time, but then a "food hack" that uses them got really popular on TikTok, which caused a massive shortage, that later also led to them becoming stupidly overpriced

13:36 *Meant for the tape players of older automobiles, it also turns your BoomBox into a Bluetooth speaker!*

1:16 gawd dang is he getting ready for a boss fight?

0:23 “Omfg!” It is hilarious to me to hear that pronounced as a word! 😂

Father Ted and Father Dougal didn't chain themselves to a railing outside a cinema just for their "down with this sort of thing" protest sign to be credited to Monty Python!

3:46 The shotgun is for the Make-a-Wish Foundation for when the kid doesn't die. 4:09 I need a shirt that says that I hope it works.

His voice goes so low it makes my speakers shake like its bass boosted

0:59 When the IT internee is asked to do something related to servers

9:36 Fun fact: This used to be illegal. Then it changed under that head of the FCC everyone hated. Even though he's gone, no changes have been made. Almost like old people with power don't care unless it makes the news.

Down with this sort of thing is a reference to the show Farther Ted, that protester clearly had a sense of humour

All the narrators should do a video together

1:23 *[this kitchen was removed on my birthday]* Love moments like this

10:55 Never heard him laugh that high pitched

I was on a train once for the first time by myself and I saw that exact same 'lunch box' with human organs for transplant on it and the owner of it was this old guy reading a book on ways to cook exotic meat, and that was the last time I took a train alone.

13:30 is just a Taco Bell employee.

2:07 honestly they should have just called the guy out he deserves it

5:40 I heard about this! Yeah apparently fruit roll ups are REALLY expensive in Israel

3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) melted butter 1 1/2 cups of cyanide 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract 3 large eggs 3/4 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup Hershey's cocoa 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt Preheat the oven to 350F degrees. Line an 8-inch square metal pan with foil and grease only the bottom of the foil. In a large mixing bowl combine melted butter, cyanide and vanilla with a wooden spoon until well blended. Add eggs and beat well with spoon until creamy. In a small bowl whisk together the flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt. Gradually add the flour mixture to the egg mixture, beating gently until well mixed. Spread batter evenly into prepared pan. Bake 40 to 45 minutes or until brownies appear set and begin to pull away from the sides of the pan. Remove from the oven and cool the brownies completely in pan on wire rack. Cut brownies into desired size and shape. This recipe makes one 8-inch pan of Chocolate Brownies. The oringal recipe 3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) melted butter 1 1/2 cups sugar 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract 3 large eggs 3/4 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup Hershey's cocoa 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt Preheat the oven to 350F degrees. Line an 8-inch square metal pan with foil and grease only the bottom of the foil. In a large mixing bowl combine melted butter, sugar and vanilla with a wooden spoon until well blended. Add eggs and beat well with spoon until creamy. In a small bowl whisk together the flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt. Gradually add the flour mixture to the egg mixture, beating gently until well mixed. Spread batter evenly into prepared pan. Bake 40 to 45 minutes or until brownies appear set and begin to pull away from the sides of the pan. Remove from the oven and cool the brownies completely in pan on wire rack. Cut brownies into desired size and shape. This recipe makes one 8-inch pan of Chocolate Brownies.

another banger from the snack, i love emkay and their awesome narrators :’)

2:27 You mean you _didn't_ see Spaceballs, Jack? You should, best parody movie ever.

0:54 For FFXIV, I need this.

2:24 It's a reference to Spaceballs!

Robin and Jack need to reverse subreddits. Jack is already so crazy he wouldn't be effected by the depressing subs and it would give Robin a break from them.

All other states in the US: *Reasonable cellphone coverage* Nebraska: Have fun with no coverage on the California Zephyr at night!

i have come back to say that i just successfully disarmed a soda bomb cause someone left a 2 liter of ginger ale in our big freezer for who knows how long and the amount of pressure built up that thing was minutes away from exploding and this is why i don’t sleep in during the day anymore and i always randomly check the freezer oven or stove which some people think i am weird for doing but trust me i saved our house from burning down once cause someone turned the oven on and forgot about a box of pizza in the oven and people leave a pot of tea on and forget about it and people leave stuff in the freezer and forget about it and i am not cleaning up after another exploded frozen soda also a tip always open your bottled drink of tea or soda or whatever before putting it in the freezer to release the pressure so you don’t have it build up as it freezes if you are gonna forget about it

Nothing like watching EmKay on my birthday!

1:17 “so whatcha doin this weekend” “Oh uh… not much. You?” The not much:

12:08 Good to see Mario praying.

3:00 I was going to ask "what kind of lingerie weighs 62-64kg," which is about 137-141lbs, but then realized... that was probably the weight category for the person wearing it.

14:15 I love that Jack thought that "Bo" was the name of the manager. I don't blame him I doubt they have Bojangle's in Australia but still I think it's funny lol

The "No. More. Plastic." book being wrapped in plastic is also a great contender for /fuckyouinparticular

Those ADHDinos... I felt that. I felt that. Was not expecting a SpaceBalls reference. I'm guessing that's a can of Perri-Air?

Yeah, the roll-ups situation here is getting kinda crazy here for no reason at all

9:22 Mr. Krabs hired me when I was only four. He used me for slave labour. I cant apply for other jobs because I lack basic education. He pays me a dollar a day. The only food I get to eat is krabby patties. My heart could stop beating at anytime.

DUDE I EXPERIENCED THE THING IN THE THUMBNAIL IRL It was a church instead of a theater

Even the person who put that cover photo up messed it up.. forgot the saying is "it's a me a Mario!"

4:53 Does everyone still get that joke or am I just old now?

“can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” 🤣😂

“Down with this sort of thing” is a quote from the Irish comedy show ‘Father Ted’ Absolutely nothing to do with Monty Python

3:44 what kinda badass pump-action revolver...

Very dirty, and that's because they breakdown constantly and everything is greased. My grandpa was a trucker and he always smelled like grease, gas, and oil. It's even like that in the cabin.

0:18 NOT THE RAZR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:27 where’s my vacuum cleaner? I have to go to there to, uh, clear my mind, with a vacuum cleaner, yeah

not to be that guy but ✨actually✨ just-pressed olive oil has different colours depending on a bunch of factors + the ancient greek used colour words differently. the author (madeline miller) is a history buff & greek teacher. she used the expression correctly. the more you know!

What stopped King Midas from wearing metal Knight gloves they would turn to Gold but they already made of a metal that moves so it's not his skin touching it meaning that the gold would be touching it not his skin so he could grab stuff without turning it to gold

That thing about which "download" button is the right one is why I still use the status bar on my PC browser

9:45 soooooo where is this magical store…

0:93 I think that one was in a video of Microsoft Sam Reads Stupid And Weird Signs

9:24 Either you die a spongebob or live long enough to see yourself become squidward.

"wet mom's day" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmmmmmm I found my new fetish

My cat's name is Inkjet, and this is from before i knew it was a printer.

The shotgun is for when your card declines.

the thumbnail lured me in for this

Technically we do have flying cars... At least (and at most) one. There is a dummy in it.

7:23 where the 45 - 54 year olds at?

5:39 I think this is forbidden because the gelatin is not kosher (it’s made from animal collagen).

As a truck drivers son, you get very dirty, especially when you have a flatbed trailer

We all love Oliver

0:93 in Canada there was this prank tv show called Just For Laughs Gags and I can totally see them making a gag based off this sign

The Meteorologist is also like What?!

8:50 huh, I have the same code on my luggage!

13:56 My math teacher last year had this exact lunchbox.

the frootrollups in a suit case was because of a trend on tiktok

someone asked if the younger generations have never heard of Spaceballs (cannot find the comment now, so posting response as a new comment): it's true, I too had to google the reference 😔 I mean, at least I already knew about dark helmet, but that's the extent of it.

3:44 **MEDIC! from Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack plays**

0:23 I didn’t see the written text at first so when Jack said Razr until I saw the picture I thought he meant an actual electric razor that you shave with as opposed to the hit Motorola phone from the 90s

6:30 Steve Ballmer be like

0:28 if you know and you’re cultured… then you HAVE to be thinking the same thing.

These memes have been approved by a Smooth Criminal

Jack singing bits 1:55 4:57 9:36

8:44 I think they are supposed to be snorkeling

Omg marbecs?! Do you read starstruck? 13:13

10:10 google "co-lying"

The planet Druidia is a reference to the movie Spaceballs that came out in 1987.

I am the bread mech, Take some bread! 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

@8:51 Do I make a SpaceBalls "I have the same combination on my luggage" or a TF2 "Meet the Spy" reference? Both are close, but not exact. Decisions, decisions...

I've noticed the "Nebraska hole" on coverage maps, as well!! Like... wtf is up with Nebraska? Do they just not count?

Listening to the radio bread one made me want to schrunch up int a ball and die 😅

1:59 is totally me

The grandma candy has been found

13:18 I passively wondered what the UK had planned for currency and stamps given that they hold to the odd practice of putting a freeloading billionaire on those things, but I got a piece of mail from Essex yesterday and ole no-job Lizzy is still on there.

0:49 nope i dont have one. Checkmate, boys

Isn't "down with this sort of thing" from Father Ted?

10:07 has a double meaning

I hear my secret password 12345 is also used on someone's luggage.

0:21 my phone literally shut down here

Love from a OneTopic and Vaush fan!

8:49 up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and Start 🙂

11:48 Inky Rickshaw! 12:54 and again

be me in pain bc had to get my toenail rem0ved halfway due to it being ingr0wn emkay posts chill pain is gone