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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@eksno
@eksno Жыл бұрын
"Did you know there are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky" just showing up 100 times is really kicking the mood in the balls
@fiusionmaster3241
@fiusionmaster3241 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@dipshiznit420
@dipshiznit420 Жыл бұрын
but.....did you know there are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky?.....
@theautisticalien8364
@theautisticalien8364 Жыл бұрын
But… did you know I pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
@pantheong1455
@pantheong1455 Жыл бұрын
@@dipshiznit420 you know that’s interesting because I actually heard that there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky
@unknown20005
@unknown20005 Жыл бұрын
if you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life and afterwards you have a somewhat burnt on the outside meal but perfectly cooked on the inside
@mulone-the-cool-guy
@mulone-the-cool-guy 4 ай бұрын
Suppose you marry a widow who already has a grown up daughter, and your father marries the widow's grown up daughter. Now the widows's daughter becomes your mother. Since your mother's mother is your wife, your wife is also your grandmother. As the husband of your grandmother, you become your own grandpa.
@FabbrizioPlays
@FabbrizioPlays Жыл бұрын
There are so many repeats in this, Robin and Damien are having a conversation through time.
@agmhelena7266
@agmhelena7266 Жыл бұрын
my brother, you proly never heard reposts. he's just keeping it authentic here lmao
@irrelevant_noob
@irrelevant_noob Жыл бұрын
My guess is because this is a compilation of different episodes, and the repeats just happened to be in there from multiple/different ones...
@autumn_the_marble_fox
@autumn_the_marble_fox Жыл бұрын
" it's not drinking alone if ur pregnant " I literally almost spit out my orange soda
@BLU3B33RY.
@BLU3B33RY. Жыл бұрын
But I will be if you keep drinking
@BLU3B33RY.
@BLU3B33RY. Жыл бұрын
(It)
@thatdumbguy2621
@thatdumbguy2621 Жыл бұрын
It soon will be.
@Me-wx1mt
@Me-wx1mt Жыл бұрын
"orange soda"
@QPUNeptune
@QPUNeptune Жыл бұрын
guess you're fantastic, get some help
@casperg.8603
@casperg.8603 Жыл бұрын
“I love being kissed by Casper” as someone named Casper this gave me a fucking heart attack
@dotdotdot...176
@dotdotdot...176 Жыл бұрын
💀
@owenhisem7057
@owenhisem7057 Жыл бұрын
Yes just yes
@purplebean7
@purplebean7 Жыл бұрын
@Flingus4 [GD] woah same!!
@hemsasdemons
@hemsasdemons Жыл бұрын
Casper's in my username!
@thatacnhkid
@thatacnhkid Жыл бұрын
Are you by chance a friendly ghost
@uzacki
@uzacki Жыл бұрын
I just gotta say I respect the guy, that does the photoshop trolling so much. Like his works always clean af, even tho he just does it to mess with folks.
@otterpopgames9824
@otterpopgames9824 Жыл бұрын
isnt that why people request him?
@toxiczombiewolf5692
@toxiczombiewolf5692 Жыл бұрын
I want to follow him because he is a fucking legend
@uzacki
@uzacki Жыл бұрын
@@otterpopgames9824 at this point I'm pretty sure you're right, but I like to think that he started it as a troll lol
@Noobzlikeu
@Noobzlikeu Жыл бұрын
I mean, even though he messes with people, he IS an actual professional as well.
@NoahTheSillyPerson
@NoahTheSillyPerson Жыл бұрын
he does the actual thing they want and does the joke one
@Charactermoment
@Charactermoment Жыл бұрын
"after you read the dictionary every other book is just a remix" doctor Seuss books: not today
@Noobzlikeu
@Noobzlikeu Жыл бұрын
I feel like ever Dr. Seuss book is just an early template for r/Brandnewsentence.
@TylerGoatMan
@TylerGoatMan 27 күн бұрын
Same with Shakespeare.
@gavins6419
@gavins6419 Жыл бұрын
I was doing "homework" and I couldn't stop laughing. Unfortunately my mom was in the room and she was suspicious of me "typing a paper on To Kill a Mockingbird"
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 10 ай бұрын
“Murder is funny to you, Robin?” (Yes I know what the book is about)
@SaruCharmed
@SaruCharmed Жыл бұрын
We don't know for sure Newton died a virgin. He apparently boasted on his death bed that he had "never known a woman", and he seemed to be very uninterested in women as a whole, meaning he could've possibly been either asexual or gay. However, he had a very close friendship with a man who he shared a room with for 20 years, and seemed to have a pretty tumultuous falling out which gave him a nervous breakdown and apparently they never met or spoke again after that point. Some speculate that they could've been romantically involved, but there is no way to know for sure.
@osheridan
@osheridan Жыл бұрын
I feel like we do know for sure
@softpaw6234
@softpaw6234 Жыл бұрын
r/achillesandhispal
@ActuallyAthena
@ActuallyAthena Жыл бұрын
I still see him as asexual tbh, not gay
@Oturan20
@Oturan20 Жыл бұрын
Just because they could've been _romantically_ involved doesn't mean they had sex! After all, _Asexual_ and _Aromantic_ aren't mutually exclusive.
@softpaw6234
@softpaw6234 Жыл бұрын
@@Oturan20 I think the point you're trying to make is that they don't imply each other to be true, am I correct? Mutually exclusive means they both imply the other to be false. If a, not b; and if b, not a
@dadoctah
@dadoctah Жыл бұрын
4:42 There already is a "Bees" constellation in the night sky. Well, not actually a constellation, but within Cancer there's Praesepe, aka the "Beehive Cluster". It's a nebulous mass to the naked eye, but Galileo in 1609 was able to resolve 40 stars within it.
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 Жыл бұрын
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
@tberlin9070
@tberlin9070 Жыл бұрын
Then alot of people have the bees! (Dark humor cancer joke lol)
@vast_vlex8302
@vast_vlex8302 Жыл бұрын
but im blind
@Sakura_Koneko666
@Sakura_Koneko666 Жыл бұрын
@@vast_vlex8302 lets just say this wasn't directed at you blind people. also if you blind how did you see this post?
@rachellanedunn
@rachellanedunn Жыл бұрын
@@Sakura_Koneko666 screen reader or sm
@bellefisher414
@bellefisher414 Жыл бұрын
“if someone says which way to the beach, you can literally point in any direction and be correct” i told this to my sister, thinking she would think it’s cool, but she just pointed up.
@Noobzlikeu
@Noobzlikeu Жыл бұрын
Somewhere in that direction, however far away, is a planet upon which a beach may be located in the exact spot that she was pointing to. Therefore, that statement is still correct.
@thebacongodfather777
@thebacongodfather777 9 ай бұрын
well the point will probably fall back down due to gravity and be shifted a bit because earth's rotation, so if it keeps going it will reach a beach
@teathesilkwing7616
@teathesilkwing7616 4 ай бұрын
Wrong, not all coastlines are beaches so you could theoretically point in a direction that forms a circle that has no beaches, only cliffs n shit
@SaphirePhionex
@SaphirePhionex 3 ай бұрын
@@teathesilkwing7616You must be fun
@teathesilkwing7616
@teathesilkwing7616 3 ай бұрын
@@SaphirePhionex sorry if my comment came off as like, “um actually” or something, I meant my correction more humorously
@snehshakti7771
@snehshakti7771 Жыл бұрын
0:44 Got to love how deku's t-shirt says "I should have died 573 times already" when he asking a question about death lol
@crypticlol
@crypticlol 9 ай бұрын
If you didn't say that, I would never see Deku on it
@Thatspaceperson
@Thatspaceperson Жыл бұрын
Man these guys are amazing, every day like 2 vids are made. Keep up the great work!
@DeathclawJedi
@DeathclawJedi Жыл бұрын
Not really if you watch several of their videos back to back you will find they Recycle a crap ton of pics and just switch out who does the voice over. And yes I am aware this is a compilation video but the point still stands.
@fiusionmaster3241
@fiusionmaster3241 Жыл бұрын
@@DeathclawJedi yes
@theepiccarrot7
@theepiccarrot7 Жыл бұрын
​@@DeathclawJedi i disagree with you, yeah they often show the same meme to multiple narrators but, they're very different people who react to them in very different ways so it's not repetitive, it's interesting to see the differences in their humor
@egg-cafe
@egg-cafe Жыл бұрын
@@DeathclawJedi it's probably because of subreddit reposts
@EmKay
@EmKay Жыл бұрын
Thanks a ton!
@manamana7712
@manamana7712 Жыл бұрын
Missed Damien's wheezing laughs so much
@fiusionmaster3241
@fiusionmaster3241 Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@kiyu3229
@kiyu3229 Жыл бұрын
he is gone ?
@Mr.Bread1422
@Mr.Bread1422 Жыл бұрын
uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ I
@blue_staf4563
@blue_staf4563 Жыл бұрын
the damien lee channel in question:
@mackback319
@mackback319 7 ай бұрын
the Damien returning to the channel like a year later in question:
@notaboomertree4141
@notaboomertree4141 Жыл бұрын
the way he says "they might be allergic to soup" oh my god
@Sapphire3759
@Sapphire3759 Жыл бұрын
26:35 this kid looks 90, 40 and 4 all at the same time
@sheriffbutterball7824
@sheriffbutterball7824 Жыл бұрын
13:15 as someone with depression, ADHD, and Asthma, yes.
@Ussonan-Foderation2016
@Ussonan-Foderation2016 11 ай бұрын
Advancement gotten: How did we get here? -sincerely a person with autism, ADHD, and EDS
@bagel_len
@bagel_len Жыл бұрын
0:49 "Transaction is cancelled for some reasons" literally me trying to write an article for school
@dktko3993
@dktko3993 Жыл бұрын
8:15 "This is the best way to spot a trans person" No, this is Patrick.
@ClassicCheezburger
@ClassicCheezburger 11 ай бұрын
This is the best way to spot a Patrick at krusty krabs
@user-dt8fr4up6j
@user-dt8fr4up6j 10 ай бұрын
​@@ClassicCheezburgerno, this is Patrick
@ClassicCheezburger
@ClassicCheezburger 10 ай бұрын
@@user-dt8fr4up6j No, it's actually Patrick, sorry for thr confusion.
@SeanikaShiz
@SeanikaShiz 7 ай бұрын
​@@user-dt8fr4up6j no this Is patrick
@Billbobs678
@Billbobs678 Жыл бұрын
12:20 no its falling with style
@TheRealBelovianna
@TheRealBelovianna 4 ай бұрын
Toy Story XD
@crack_gremlin7218
@crack_gremlin7218 Жыл бұрын
9:56 thats the tea being ready
@geobendy5310
@geobendy5310 Жыл бұрын
I find some of the funniest parts of these videos are when the narrators are just laughing their asses off its just so good
@nutmegdoesstuff1339
@nutmegdoesstuff1339 Жыл бұрын
I love in compilation videos when you can just straight up see how many times things just get constantly reposted on major subreddits and still get the internet points every time.
@user-sx1fg7lc3c
@user-sx1fg7lc3c Жыл бұрын
I never understood why they put 'out of order' signs on escalators... they should just put 'temporarily stairs'
@billdowling5020
@billdowling5020 Жыл бұрын
Mitch Hedberg said the same thing.
@cewla3348
@cewla3348 9 ай бұрын
because they might get damaged??
@chaostheultimayt
@chaostheultimayt 9 ай бұрын
@@cewla3348how?
@Mustardpacket
@Mustardpacket 6 ай бұрын
Temporarily you have to walk
@teathesilkwing7616
@teathesilkwing7616 4 ай бұрын
Depending on the damage walking on them may damage them farther or be dangerous. Like if the gears n shit are all fucked up it may become basically a stair machine at the gym.
@fox2.0001
@fox2.0001 Жыл бұрын
My teacher had a 30 min long conversation with us about birds. Here is a part of it: Teacher: Class, why do birds fly? Class: Because they can T: What gives them the ability to fly? C: wings T: No I mean how do they achieve liftoff C: By achieving liftoff T: Can birds fly though? C: Imagine being a bird but not being able to fly Penguins:
@Ussonan-Foderation2016
@Ussonan-Foderation2016 11 ай бұрын
Emus:
@alexia3552
@alexia3552 8 ай бұрын
I love that the conversation immediately veered straight into roasting whole animal species
@Soulessnight4
@Soulessnight4 Жыл бұрын
i love the photoshop guy james, just malicious compliance as a person and hes amazing
@jenniferapplegate149
@jenniferapplegate149 Жыл бұрын
12:57 I dont know if this has already been said or not but having your breath smell like alcohol is a symptom of Alcoholic ketoacidosis.
@Jdogrey1
@Jdogrey1 Жыл бұрын
17:01 that is a hen...
@_ZeroMaximum_
@_ZeroMaximum_ Жыл бұрын
As a person who eats truth for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, I can confirm that this is absolutely delicious! 😋
@julianmandala6651
@julianmandala6651 Жыл бұрын
No, this is Patrick.
@InvincibleSucks
@InvincibleSucks Жыл бұрын
No, this is Patrick.
@fiusionmaster3241
@fiusionmaster3241 Жыл бұрын
No, this is Patrick.
@jgcoverkknot5701
@jgcoverkknot5701 Жыл бұрын
No, this is Patrick
@memekinganimations6048
@memekinganimations6048 Жыл бұрын
No, this is Patrick
@stellarstudios6640
@stellarstudios6640 Жыл бұрын
8:04 no it’s the iron giant.
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 Жыл бұрын
0:32 NoT FOR LONG
@ace_of_hearts_189
@ace_of_hearts_189 Жыл бұрын
5:13 I JUST SPAT OUT MY COKE COLA LMAO
@Chloedasher
@Chloedasher Жыл бұрын
15:00 If the rock is gone Tornado
@inthewrongplace
@inthewrongplace Жыл бұрын
This is truly one of the videos on this platform.
@ald0319
@ald0319 Жыл бұрын
No, a platform is something that can hold creatures and/or objects. This is KZfaq.
@sovietball2161
@sovietball2161 Жыл бұрын
@@ald0319 A KZfaq is a platform for videos since it holds videos on it
@bauhausliker0
@bauhausliker0 Жыл бұрын
@@ald0319 what
@drappic
@drappic Жыл бұрын
9:46 that voice change screed me dude
@Flame_6711
@Flame_6711 Жыл бұрын
5:01 4 out of 5! I really am a bee! (I am ambiverted)
@Irish_Mann
@Irish_Mann 11 ай бұрын
That's why they said "likely", meaning they are that and are, but rarely, others
@cold7295
@cold7295 Жыл бұрын
7:05 well, atleast it didn't say "Here, your hot"
@coyotix
@coyotix Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, there’s a coupon that gets you 20 dollars off at any store! It’s called a 20 dollar bill.
@mathguy37
@mathguy37 Жыл бұрын
I think that might be in the video but I didn’t watch it all yet give me like an hour/2
@MetalPipeGamingOfficial
@MetalPipeGamingOfficial Жыл бұрын
What a steal!
@TheDuckOfAllDucks
@TheDuckOfAllDucks Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you walk into a bank with a gun and scream “GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY” you will go to prison
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation Жыл бұрын
@@TheDuckOfAllDucks With a toy gun even
@klaus.sfc01official30
@klaus.sfc01official30 Жыл бұрын
@@RGC_animation no that's a school
@Bakesuta
@Bakesuta Жыл бұрын
7:10 ACTUALLY... HEAR ME OUT. CAN WE NORMALIZE THAT PHRASE BC I HAVE BURNED MYSELF BY SLOSHING HOT LIQUIDS AND CHOKED ON SOUPS WAY TOO MUCH LOL
@FlummoxTheMagnificent
@FlummoxTheMagnificent Жыл бұрын
Once you know the alphabet, every other book is just a remix.
@Soviet_ussr_5692
@Soviet_ussr_5692 9 ай бұрын
“IN THE GUHREGE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🧐🧐🧐🧐🎩🎩🎩🎩”
@irelandplenboi
@irelandplenboi 2 ай бұрын
timestamp plz?
@MCFawful
@MCFawful Жыл бұрын
“Throw a man out of the airplane and he flies for the rest of his life” *D.B. Cooper refuses to comment.*
@LightspeedAdventurer
@LightspeedAdventurer Жыл бұрын
This is my favourite one. I just love the entertainment value of Damien and Zach reading the absolute funniest memes - I laughed practically all the way through!
@Weedlyweekly
@Weedlyweekly 9 ай бұрын
8:55 A common misconception is that blind people only see a black void, but in reality, they can see, but their eyes just choose not to!
@aceofspades1.0
@aceofspades1.0 Жыл бұрын
4:56 *laughs in ambiverted*
@Irish_Mann
@Irish_Mann 11 ай бұрын
Key word "Likely"
@ricardito1205
@ricardito1205 Жыл бұрын
2:34 Well a landmine is faster the lego is more painful and it stays there for a long time since it's night when You try to go back to sleep You Will still feel the pain making the lego worse
@obeiran_pt3704
@obeiran_pt3704 Жыл бұрын
23:05 Lost the opportunity to say “Don’t worry! I flushed the toilet!”
@thetickler85
@thetickler85 Жыл бұрын
15:21 No matter how many times he might show up as a meme, we always praise him for his comedy 😂
@SwindleGimmeYourMoney
@SwindleGimmeYourMoney Жыл бұрын
What do you add to your instant ramen? Me : A bowl
@softpaw6234
@softpaw6234 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the noodles!
@ForkGenesis
@ForkGenesis Жыл бұрын
Bro this is one of the videos I've ever seen
@Freylefox
@Freylefox 11 ай бұрын
2:30 i am not joking I was listening to bohemian rapsody and i saw that is it played that part
@alicewilloughby4318
@alicewilloughby4318 Жыл бұрын
15:44 - Not an expert, but I think Hedgehogs mostly eat bugs. (But they can never be buggered at all!)
@augustomoreira7441
@augustomoreira7441 Жыл бұрын
16:31 and if ur trans you can say "thanks i picked it myself"
@dragonsfire286
@dragonsfire286 Жыл бұрын
“Especially if you’re dead” I SPIT OUT MY MTN DEW 🤣
@notwhite.
@notwhite. Жыл бұрын
51:03 Technically Ash is a 10 y/o with 32y of experience💀💀💀 "22years since the start of the show, Ash Ketchum has finally become a Pokemon Master after winning the Alola league"(at the age of 10)
@ozthebeeman
@ozthebeeman Жыл бұрын
39:16 by that logic both whisky and vodka are liquid bread also most cakes are bread
@richard3365
@richard3365 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, in some countries, Subway bread is legally cake. (seriously, there was a whole lawsuit about it, look it up... short version, it contains too much sugar to qualify as "bread").
@ozthebeeman
@ozthebeeman Жыл бұрын
@@richard3365 dude I watch food theory
@ADMICKEY
@ADMICKEY Жыл бұрын
@@ozthebeeman dude, very cool
@mallorytrimpe4738
@mallorytrimpe4738 Жыл бұрын
I just read that out of context and I have questions
@ozthebeeman
@ozthebeeman Жыл бұрын
@Mallory Trimpe it's much simpler than you think. He's talking about how beer is a liquid bread since its made with wheat barley sugar and yeast, and I said that by that logic, both vodka and whiskey are liquid bread since they are made exactly like beer (ofc its distilled after but that doesn't really matter)
@onyx778
@onyx778 Жыл бұрын
1:02 I want descriptions of all movies from whoever made that
@milichili8027
@milichili8027 Жыл бұрын
9:18 no thats a finger
@Blake-cw8wl
@Blake-cw8wl Жыл бұрын
No this is Patrick!
@hank-alt
@hank-alt 3 ай бұрын
​@@Blake-cw8wlno this is iron giant
@CreativeGamer73
@CreativeGamer73 10 ай бұрын
4:10 no Isaac newton didn't invent gravity yet so it's possible that the built them like that
@demenitusthehedgehoglitch5603
@demenitusthehedgehoglitch5603 Жыл бұрын
17:58 reporter: qual é o segredo pra passar dos 100? Velho sendo entrevistado: é só não morrer
@broccolitastesgood
@broccolitastesgood Жыл бұрын
42:54 *"Be careful, nudity this video has, mmmm."* -Yoda 2022
@keriannekerr1876
@keriannekerr1876 Жыл бұрын
20:00 Babies are travel sized people. That had me stopped for a while. Also the earlier one of the baby cousin in the hospital
@Szuck343
@Szuck343 Жыл бұрын
17:18 this part made me realize, one of my brother's old online friends actually knew what it meant, but he responded with "i dont know". I thought he didn't know that, I BELIEVED THIS FOR 5 OR 6 YEARS NOW.
@AlanM1106
@AlanM1106 Жыл бұрын
8:41 no that’s a cuboid cheese
@ridente
@ridente Жыл бұрын
9:01 ok that is pure evil also me: cackles
@sunconure1
@sunconure1 Жыл бұрын
The laugh. That's all I can say.
@noa_hanrahan
@noa_hanrahan Жыл бұрын
2:22 is a good one
@cryptid176
@cryptid176 Жыл бұрын
23:00 is it just me or does damien sound like an entirely different person here?
@everymoviehero9248
@everymoviehero9248 Жыл бұрын
Now that drones are commonplace, no one can really claim to see alien spaceships without someone asking if maybe it was a drone
@cathli_fox
@cathli_fox Жыл бұрын
47:48 Australia did something similar "please keep 3 adult ibises away from each other" Don't know which guy in Canberra thought bin chickens was a good unit of measurement but it happened
@InfamousGayming
@InfamousGayming Жыл бұрын
"Wll you know what they say, Time Flys" that got me so hard
@user-ly7hq1li6m
@user-ly7hq1li6m Жыл бұрын
Robin has a mix of immature poop/fart humor, actual funny and original and jokes, and millennial jokes.
@schneir5
@schneir5 Жыл бұрын
5:59 "A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply." This is something most Heroin addicts realize. You want a lifetime supply of dope, but then realize you could just get enough to overdose and you'd have it.
@Q-B1Q
@Q-B1Q Жыл бұрын
3:06 well I have 15 million powe-
@jessicamellady7959
@jessicamellady7959 Жыл бұрын
13:11 “how can you be dead? Just live.”
@theghostybee
@theghostybee 10 ай бұрын
The text at 32:16 reads, ‘He got in a car crash and didn’t get insurance beforehand’
@CryptoDagger
@CryptoDagger Жыл бұрын
Damian is the ultimate tea kettle
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream Жыл бұрын
No matter the length of a thing, it will be exactly one length of itself long.
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 Жыл бұрын
The volume of the universe is roughly 4.211603403x10^29 cubic lightyears
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 Жыл бұрын
I forgot why I made this comment
@eliasbischoff176
@eliasbischoff176 Жыл бұрын
25:45 this meme could have had a 3rd picture of a dodge Ram in 1980s eastern Germany
@unknown20005
@unknown20005 Жыл бұрын
i would love to see a movie of a bunch of people robbing a bank or something but instead of stealing everything they are just returning everything but they still have guns and masks and all that
@Cassxowary
@Cassxowary 10 ай бұрын
I’d love to see a movie of a bunch of people robbing a museum and returning everything to First Nations and African people
@SaruCharmed
@SaruCharmed Жыл бұрын
It's a common misconception that chameleons camouflage. Their color actually changes based on their emotions.
@aydencooper9141
@aydencooper9141 Жыл бұрын
39:38 technically stairs can’t get in your way if you step up to them
@endermaster5690
@endermaster5690 Жыл бұрын
5:40 i see someone else on facebook is also an amazon basics toaster. i salute this stranger
@gordzilla8443
@gordzilla8443 Жыл бұрын
Did you guys know that if you walk into a bank with a mask and a pistol, you get to skip all the hustle and bustle of talking to a teller? You’ll even get more money than you have in your account too! Trust me, it works!
@ald0319
@ald0319 Жыл бұрын
You even get to live FOR FREE and are taken care of by the government for at least a few years. You also get a free ride to your new home, the sirens can be a bit loud though.
@tomgamingreal
@tomgamingreal Жыл бұрын
the thumbnail 💀
@du-b8576
@du-b8576 Жыл бұрын
"Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." I think that works better than the flying nonsense, as he said it's more plummeting lol.
@kianarojas5652
@kianarojas5652 Жыл бұрын
Okay but for real I have never met someone who had the actual answer for what you’re supposed to open a “do not open with a blade” box with
@Boundwithflame23
@Boundwithflame23 Жыл бұрын
I think I can answer this. On some of the boxes with that text there’s usually perforation where the box will split into two halves so you’re supposed to use that. But also if you’re careful you can just poke a hole in the tape with the box knife and pull it open with your hands 🤷‍♀️ That text is usually there because you could potentially damage the product inside. Ive seen bags of flour at the store I work at with holes in them made when someone would use a box knife to cut the plastic the bags are wrapped in and cut too close to the product. It’s like really thick strong plastic though so you just have to be extremely careful and only cut it just enough tear it the rest of the way. As for the box in the picture, the tape could be cut on the sides and nothing inside the box would be damaged.
@jenniferklein1707
@jenniferklein1707 Жыл бұрын
18:13 Thanks, now I'm imagining carbonated ketchup
@Jesse_17
@Jesse_17 Жыл бұрын
My brother actually somehow made carbonated ketchup, I literally have NO IDEA how he even did it
@renewius4932
@renewius4932 Жыл бұрын
9:29 why do I want to see someone try and submit this video to PH just to see if they’d think it’s an actual video
@DeathScrew
@DeathScrew Жыл бұрын
29:48 Technically, the r/TechnicallyTheTruth subredit IS the dad joke subreddit
@Barakon
@Barakon 9 ай бұрын
1:48 same thing applies to cakes lol.
@BuiHieuDong
@BuiHieuDong Жыл бұрын
0:10 From now on i'll never eat and look at breads the same way i used to anymore.
@obamiumclock38
@obamiumclock38 Жыл бұрын
1:29 = 3.14159265
@baseballmaster
@baseballmaster Жыл бұрын
3:38 hurts me
@CaptainOguretz
@CaptainOguretz Жыл бұрын
The Hammer that encourages sharing caught me offguard XD
@CaptainOguretz
@CaptainOguretz Жыл бұрын
22:25
@baronvonjerch
@baronvonjerch Жыл бұрын
3:31 Wait wait wait, please don't tell me people put milk in an omelette! Such a crime against food can't be real!!!
@TerrorOfTeacup
@TerrorOfTeacup Жыл бұрын
It actually is good. Give it a try before saying anything . And also the likes u got says everything
@baronvonjerch
@baronvonjerch Жыл бұрын
@@TerrorOfTeacup I have actually tried it and I stand by my statement. But to each their own.
@kazuu_44
@kazuu_44 3 ай бұрын
thats?? how you make it?? what?? how do you get an omelette without milk..
@baronvonjerch
@baronvonjerch 3 ай бұрын
@@kazuu_44 By just using the eggs. An omelette is nothing more than scrambled eggs, except left in one piece of course, with some other dry ingredients like ham. Why would I want milk flavour in my egg dish. But to each their own of course.
@andrewlanglois6362
@andrewlanglois6362 Жыл бұрын
5:30 did she see one in the zoo's bathroom mirror, looking back at her? Probably does not want to admit that part of it
@SwindleGimmeYourMoney
@SwindleGimmeYourMoney Жыл бұрын
Did you know space years wouldn't be 365 because a year is how quick something goes around it's sun
@Shoe_with_no_lace
@Shoe_with_no_lace Жыл бұрын
30:11 so then what's the opposite of a constitution? 🤔
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