For the "I dyed my bed red" one, its because originally beds only came in red, until they added dyed ones.

"no adult plays Minecraft" HermitCraft: are we a joke to you?

"I kill glow squids for fun." "Dude that's so mean. What did they do to you?" "They won the mob vote."

7:47 Make a totem farm and bring them all back.

0:46 toby fox: lets make an achievement for donating hundreds of gold to a dog

19:03 OH MY GOD I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD IT... I CAN'T BELIVE I GOT RICK ROLLED BY SOME FUNKING CUBES

1:21 I remember years ago around 2018, there was a video leaking the caves and cliffs update. I remember it clearly having alex and Steve exploring the caves with the exact video they used in Minecraft live. There was a real Minecraft leak but now I can’t find it

A neat trick I found for backtracking out of a large cave system is that if place my torches on the left hand side of the wall and save an iron pick I can dig my way back to the surface.

My only problem with keep inventory is that I play on bedrock.. It disables achievements

11:17 👏SPOT👏 ON👏PERFORMANCE

4:39 yes it is very important I need to make my horse indestructible.

9:25 this meme has inspired a joke where, in every world where I actually get around to building a house, there's one room that's made entirely of furnaces. it's always a fun project, and it makes you appreciate cobblestone a lot more!

"We want all hostile mobs to be fictional" Are spiders not real?

7:22 for anyone wondering, let me explain: For example: 22w13a the first number is the year, so it would be 2022 "w" means week, so it would be week 13, the 13th week of the year the last letter is the version of the snapshot, in this example, it would be 1, since a is the 1st letter of the alphabet

10:28 mixed slabs already exist, push a slab onto another slab at the world border

1:40 about exact tempo for straight flying lol

Reminder to all viewers: This is a complication of videos that were covered by multiple people on the Emkay channel

22:32 Big oven trying to make all households have more than one oven. Meanwhile: Markiplier has 5 ovens. none of which are an air fryer.

40:38 - Everybody knows Ward is the best C418 disk.

2:05 it’s pronounced like al-lay

The way Robbin pronounces Grain as gree-arn kills me-

Those few techno references got me right in the heart

4:23 i love the spider one, that's a good prank. Time to troll heheheheHEHEHE

30:01 Robin: ‘Gree-on’ Me: *YHS flashbacks*

Can we talk about how amazing Robin's Grunkle Stan voice is at 1:28:18

11:11 having one llama on the roof and one in the ground really sells it

I want the “feed the machine” mob vote thing to happen again, but this time it would work

30:14 and those freakin laser snipers they call bows and arrows I choked on my muffin when I heard this

"Baby ghast exists, now what" Me: poke the soft spot on it's head

4:06, gold can make golden carrots, the best food for general use, gold armor pieces also can make normal piglins not aggro you, and they can be used for IIRC light pressure plates which probably have some use these days

8:29 probably becuase they only play in creative so they get no achievements

《The death message; (Player) fell from a high place whilst trying to escape from herobrine.》The whole surver went in chaos.. 😂😂😂

ngl i would watch the emkay crew play minecraft with the simple voice chat and a few other thing. id think its be funny to watch and see what they build

In the Dogé one, I like how Dinnerbone is literally the buff Dogé, but upside down!

When people say they got Minecraft for $10: What if I told you it could be free

The achievement percentages are for Bedrock Edition, where you only get achievements if you play in survival without cheats. The 33% of people only play creative (or servers, or with keepInventory (which counts as a cheat))

For the achievement one at 0:52 , I thought the people would like to know there's an achievement in Borderlands 3 called Florida Man obtained by blowing yourself up with your own grenade.

You guys should do r/distressingmemes, the subreddit's title explains it all

What would you rather have?: Sniffer: Seeds, flowers,... Ok Rascal: Play hide and seek and you'll get a enchanted Pickaxe! Tuff Golem: I'll hold that for you!

16:07 I blame Jack for the sniffer winning and being absolutely useless

Incredible how this man can never notice the same meme being in here four times, and react to every one like he's never seen them before.

19:00 it says never gonna give you up Edit: of course as soon as I type this and press play he tells the joke

11:56 that "✨Shut upp✨" Was glorious

11:49 song;shop

10:20 fun fact, in the files of older Minecraft versions, this pointerless compass is what it looked like in items.png

Old thing I used to do in Minecraft was make sand and gravel unable to fall. Worked like a charm!

I remember on my kindle I was just playing Minecraft and then the texture update took place. I was so confused but just accepted it. I had babysitters when my mom had to work. The 2nd to last one's name was Kristina, and had to move because her boyfriend was in the military. On the last time she babysitted us, before we went to sleep, I asked if she could make a house on Minecraft using my kindle. I still have that world, and I have a copy.

The wither in bedrock is a literal monster to fight. It attacks faster, has a bigger explosion radius, wayyy more health, shoots more often, does 2 hearts more damage, and it doesn't get stuck underneath the end portal in the end.

10:15 oh no if one witch hunt's another witch then grab your popcorn

1:14 torch side method doesn't work anymore the caves are too big and twisty and interwoven

2:56 Bro I have that dog picture! XD 😂😂😂 SAMURAI DOG!!!

“You like Minecraft? Name every coordinates” “*inhales*”

42:28 Why does robin think we are all flat earthers?

9:22 - “I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!” 😂

2:37 that's why terraris has a loyal fanbase, the creator plays their own game. They understand how the play experience is

Fun fact about minecraft: It used to be possible to CRAFT ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES, All it took was The same recipe as Golden apples, but instead of Gold Ingots, you used Gold BLOCKS, So A Apple in the center, surrounded on ALL sides by Golden Blocks in the crafting table

1:28:20 I burst out laughing at the Stan impression, it's so perfect

14:40 Infinite blaze rods here I come!

The back you learn something to do every day is really true. I didn’t know there was a new secret room in the desert temple. I just got Minecraft. I need to check that out now.

6:58 phoenix sc entered the chat

One thing to note, hardcore is really easy to cheat. If you die, all you need to do is go to spectator mod, open to Lan to enable cheats, and then change the game mode back to survival using cheats. If your death is really bullshit, most players won't even consider this actual cheating, but anything past that and people will judgmentally glare at you.

0:29 thats the orginal bed color

“Name every coordinate” Normal people: I’m doomed! Math nerds: (-infinity, infinity), (-infinity, infinity), (-infinity, infinity) 🗿

12:53 spiders: "man nobody cares about us anymore"

Only 10% Lexi? Unacceptable

4:09 Golden carrots, piglin trades, golden apples can also be used to cure villagers, night vision potions from golden carrots, powered rails.

Jack:"how much did you pay for Minecraft?" Me:F R E E

10:10 Nah nah nah have you seen that with a two witches?! It goes on forever 😭

15:51 It is. Chewtle and Drednaw are snappers, pretty much.

6:33 Not true, actually. By this point a good player should know to grab some of that sweet loot from the Corruption or Crimson - having a Musket or the Undertaker is really helpful so early on. Also, speedrunners nowadays skip it all together and just use a funny statue head to get a Zenith pre-boss.

8:23 it’s probably because a lot of players only play creative, have only made worlds with cheats on, or only play servers, all of which remove achievements from being unlocked

56:57 the correct answer is the the 3 railway engines! Also if you do every impression, you are a legend. The grunkle Stan impression was the most believable. I had to replay it 3 times to see if it was the real actor or you.

1:40 he doesnt know

Remember, Instant respawn lets you respawn in hardcore

19:50 oh my god that sound 😭

6:32 as someone who plays both, this is the best meme i’ve seen in a while.

Man, i remember when pocket edition had barely any redstone things, not even repeators.

Netherack Emerald Vine Emerald Redstone Gold Oak Netherack Netherack Andesite Gold Iron Vine Emerald Yellow Oak U U Prismarine It's "N E V E R G O N N A G I V E Y O U U P"

‏‪44:21‬‏ The Wither has 600 Hearts in Bedrock but only 150 in Java, It moves so much more in bedrock, You can't just trap it in a cave and kill it easily, It will spawn 4 wither skeletons when it reaches to half of it's health. That's All I remember right now. I will update it if I remembered anything.

14:40 one rod means infinite rods. Mine log, turn log into 4 wood, 4 wood into 8 sticks. One rod into 2 powder. 2 powder and 2 stick into 2 sticks I don’t think I need to keep going

7:43 the jeb sheep

if blaze rods are [rods] and ender pearls are eggs, then is a blaze powder sperm and an eye of ender an embryo?

6:31 You think you'll have a cloud or an aglet? No, this is master mode, where everything is made out of 65% more pain per pain

59:32 SLIMECICLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY EMKAY VIDEO

The bedrock wither, the scarier one, has double the health of the Java wither, with other, extra attacks.

7:57 A friend of mine fell in the end without anything, and apparently somehow punched the dragon to death with his fists without destroying a single end crystal 24:19 Tell me you've never played Skyblock without telling me you've never played Skyblock 1:28:55 Minecraft Wii U

37:33 please explain a mans curiosity cannot die out so easily

OH MY GOD HE RICK ROLLED US WHEN WE LEAST EXPECTED IT 19:07

2:15 the allay is useless because it’s just a hopper that can only hold one item, and the copper golem is amazing

I am happy to announce that, after a long time of saving up money, I can no longer relate to the "My Computer Bad" memes. And I wish you the best

7:23 those snapshots names sure are something💀

Gold has no use? Golden Apples AND Carrots, netherite, piglin trades (and in turn a lot of speedrun tactics), powered rails, glistering melons (and potions for night vision in turn as well as healing from the carrots), and like Robin said, clocks, just a few examples beyond 'asthetic' Which. Asthetic is very valid too, hah.

this meme came a lil bit late 1:56

9:58 what about "the lingering potion of the turtle master"

14:35 reasons that it’s false include 1 blaze rod = 2 powder (If the crafting recipe existed) 2 powders + 2 sticks = 2 rods 2 rods = 4 powders and so on

8:01 killed me 💀💀💀

4:59 i read the watermark because yes.

0:10 "adiós!" Means goodbye in Spanish 1:54 Golden pickaxe is faster, so it breaks faster because of the speed, so the golden pickaxe can’t mine gold.

4:06 gold makes OBJECTIVELY the best food item in the game. Golden Carrots restore 3 food bars and like 14 saturation points. a stack lasts you a fuckin eternity

why do kids say first what the hell