For the "I dyed my bed red" one, its because originally beds only came in red, until they added dyed ones.
@killedbycrit8 ай бұрын
Yeah. I remember 1.12 vividly (no pun intended) and now we’re waiting for 1.21. Crazy how time flies
@alsowow8 ай бұрын
@@Firesword610how the hell did they “miss the joke” They literally just explained the joke for people who didn’t get it
@whoisanarnb8 ай бұрын
@@killedbycrit yeah I remember when 1.12 was the newest version
@NickLogoAbk29138 ай бұрын
@@whoisanarnbI remember full release 1.8
@andistansbury43668 ай бұрын
0:35
@suca-nehga-deak8 ай бұрын
"no adult plays Minecraft" HermitCraft: are we a joke to you?
@jazzwilliams70408 ай бұрын
Also worth remembering is that despite his preference for children, Dream is also an adult.
@rjmarcelona92708 ай бұрын
Every Minecraft hardcore KZfaqr is also a adult
@aceofspades1.08 ай бұрын
The life series:
@XDLR7 ай бұрын
Old Minecraft KZfaqrs that still play Minecraft:
@panic_lov31087 ай бұрын
Philza Minecraft has a wife.
@GasterBlaster362 ай бұрын
"I kill glow squids for fun." "Dude that's so mean. What did they do to you?" "They won the mob vote."
@ninja-catplaysminecraftАй бұрын
Me who kills Squids and Glow Squids for fun: "Amateurs..."
@alfiecoolkidgamez20 күн бұрын
Same with sniffers and armadillos
@mvpmedia303416 күн бұрын
Sniffers are good
@ninja-catplaysminecraft16 күн бұрын
@@mvpmedia3034 yes
@IridiumA034 ай бұрын
7:47 Make a totem farm and bring them all back.
@Musicbee39455 сағат бұрын
My god why didn’t I think of that
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi8 ай бұрын
0:46 toby fox: lets make an achievement for donating hundreds of gold to a dog
@andistansbury43668 ай бұрын
Do you mean Temmie?
@GedanJ8 ай бұрын
@@andistansbury4366 no no, a dog. It was one of the console achievements i believe.
@tEmMiEyAyAyA8 ай бұрын
PS4 Achievement "Dognation Level 20"
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi8 ай бұрын
@@andistansbury4366 the dog shrine in the play station versions
@gigglenose19908 ай бұрын
undertale is all progression achievements except for the dognation ones
@Khronically-online-kat7 ай бұрын
19:03 OH MY GOD I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD IT... I CAN'T BELIVE I GOT RICK ROLLED BY SOME FUNKING CUBES
@higuys97895 ай бұрын
1:21 I remember years ago around 2018, there was a video leaking the caves and cliffs update. I remember it clearly having alex and Steve exploring the caves with the exact video they used in Minecraft live. There was a real Minecraft leak but now I can’t find it
@CelestialHart8 ай бұрын
A neat trick I found for backtracking out of a large cave system is that if place my torches on the left hand side of the wall and save an iron pick I can dig my way back to the surface.
@qlx-i8 ай бұрын
Mending
@alsowow8 ай бұрын
I mean this is basically what we used back in the day before coordinates, always place torches on the right side so when you walk back you know where to go
@chkin_nuggit5 ай бұрын
same
@AGayCherri8 ай бұрын
My only problem with keep inventory is that I play on bedrock.. It disables achievements
@CheeseSummoner8 ай бұрын
well I can't do anything but here's some cheese
@clairebarnes95156 ай бұрын
i played bedrock to this sucked
@krystofderner-ge4fq5 ай бұрын
Im playing on bedrock too and its suffering its fun only with friends
@user-tj3ks5gg8i5 ай бұрын
I don't know how to log in for my Microsoft account on bedrock so i cant earn achievements anyways :(
@KeeleyChaos-official5 ай бұрын
@@CheeseSummoner Nooo- N-N-NOT THE CHEESE. AAAAAAAHHHHHGGG
@WildEagle-sb5kx6 ай бұрын
11:17 👏SPOT👏 ON👏PERFORMANCE
@Ws6900ts5 ай бұрын
4:39 yes it is very important I need to make my horse indestructible.
@kirbomatic15738 ай бұрын
9:25 this meme has inspired a joke where, in every world where I actually get around to building a house, there's one room that's made entirely of furnaces. it's always a fun project, and it makes you appreciate cobblestone a lot more!
@JetsreamstupidityIdiot8 ай бұрын
"We want all hostile mobs to be fictional" Are spiders not real?
@mickeywhite25638 ай бұрын
The silverfish post is real. I have explained to more than 10 people that silverfish are a real thing and they're quite comon. That's a lot, since I don't like starting conversations.
@thatweirdguyfromtheinterne90028 ай бұрын
no
@archamedies6168 ай бұрын
well, GIANT SPIDERS in the same way minecraft has them aren't
@andistansbury43668 ай бұрын
Have you ever heard of a goliath birdeater. The name says it all.
@alsowow8 ай бұрын
@@archamedies616 ever been to Australia?
@OnionTheSquid8 ай бұрын
7:22 for anyone wondering, let me explain: For example: 22w13a the first number is the year, so it would be 2022 "w" means week, so it would be week 13, the 13th week of the year the last letter is the version of the snapshot, in this example, it would be 1, since a is the 1st letter of the alphabet
@CottonPie3276 ай бұрын
THANKS
@Irisgeneral4 ай бұрын
Why does this make so much sense?
@tunisiaball81243 ай бұрын
Thank you
@Fungicide2 ай бұрын
67w93a
@OnionTheSquid2 ай бұрын
@@Fungicide 93rd week of the year?
@KitaraFloof6 ай бұрын
10:28 mixed slabs already exist, push a slab onto another slab at the world border
@Muho_is_me28 күн бұрын
Yeah i cant belive people dont do that its VERY practical
@cdawgo76706 ай бұрын
1:40 about exact tempo for straight flying lol
@Abigblueworld8 ай бұрын
Reminder to all viewers: This is a complication of videos that were covered by multiple people on the Emkay channel
@whoisanarnb8 ай бұрын
Compilation*
@Abigblueworld8 ай бұрын
gammer@@whoisanarnb
@andistansbury43668 ай бұрын
Idk it seems pretty complicated to me
@expgaming36588 ай бұрын
Hope it wasn’t too complicated
@Abigblueworld8 ай бұрын
I can't spill@@expgaming3658
@coltonblake57488 ай бұрын
22:32 Big oven trying to make all households have more than one oven. Meanwhile: Markiplier has 5 ovens. none of which are an air fryer.
@tttITA107 ай бұрын
40:38 - Everybody knows Ward is the best C418 disk.
@cultspongebob5 ай бұрын
2:05 it’s pronounced like al-lay
@RAJF248 ай бұрын
The way Robbin pronounces Grain as gree-arn kills me-
@niilaw7 ай бұрын
this is sarcasn right?
@RAJF247 ай бұрын
@@niilaw no
@niilaw7 ай бұрын
grian is supposed to be pronounced gree-an
@RAJF247 ай бұрын
@@niilaw yeah, Ik, be robin says it “gree arn” and exaggerates the r
@niilaw7 ай бұрын
@@RAJF24mk
@LexMcSwing8 ай бұрын
Those few techno references got me right in the heart
@ilikotsagareishvili93648 ай бұрын
can you reply with timestamps because i'm not searching for them in a 2 HOUR VIDEO
@danniisgay48848 ай бұрын
Bro fr 😭 like I was half listening while drawing and I heard Techno blades name and perked up
@HOrizon20198 ай бұрын
Tru bruh they hit hard
@clayton29217 ай бұрын
@@ilikotsagareishvili9364no
@JadeTheJellyfish_275 ай бұрын
this is a smart person.
@boysrback45375 ай бұрын
4:23 i love the spider one, that's a good prank. Time to troll heheheheHEHEHE
@LocalBritishMinecrafter6 ай бұрын
30:01 Robin: ‘Gree-on’ Me: *YHS flashbacks*
@Not_avainYTАй бұрын
Stop this is so real 😭
@superlife20918 ай бұрын
Can we talk about how amazing Robin's Grunkle Stan voice is at 1:28:18
@Mike1zKool7 ай бұрын
Fr
@CreepersNeedHugs7 ай бұрын
11:11 having one llama on the roof and one in the ground really sells it
@kyson-gl3nk5 ай бұрын
I want the “feed the machine” mob vote thing to happen again, but this time it would work
@user-gz9yg7db9h2 ай бұрын
30:14 and those freakin laser snipers they call bows and arrows I choked on my muffin when I heard this
@maxdurica34988 ай бұрын
"Baby ghast exists, now what" Me: poke the soft spot on it's head
@user-tj3ks5gg8i5 ай бұрын
yes
@NOVABLASTER4 ай бұрын
It's whole head is the soft spot
@jacksongrantham48488 ай бұрын
4:06, gold can make golden carrots, the best food for general use, gold armor pieces also can make normal piglins not aggro you, and they can be used for IIRC light pressure plates which probably have some use these days
@MinTea148 ай бұрын
Yes! Also I use clocks when underground now because.... phantoms
@toranstarfall10588 ай бұрын
Also bartering with piglins and powered rails.
@travissnyder53384 ай бұрын
8:29 probably becuase they only play in creative so they get no achievements
@GDLeo-7777 ай бұрын
《The death message; (Player) fell from a high place whilst trying to escape from herobrine.》The whole surver went in chaos.. 😂😂😂
@GDLeo-7777 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@worldstudios9998 ай бұрын
ngl i would watch the emkay crew play minecraft with the simple voice chat and a few other thing. id think its be funny to watch and see what they build
@Mike1zKool7 ай бұрын
YES I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
@asap._.d1rt5 ай бұрын
this right here oh my GOD
@Game_Blox99998 ай бұрын
In the Dogé one, I like how Dinnerbone is literally the buff Dogé, but upside down!
@SoupPupFilms10864 ай бұрын
When people say they got Minecraft for $10: What if I told you it could be free
@angelcaruАй бұрын
The achievement percentages are for Bedrock Edition, where you only get achievements if you play in survival without cheats. The 33% of people only play creative (or servers, or with keepInventory (which counts as a cheat))
@Clipsey5138 ай бұрын
For the achievement one at 0:52 , I thought the people would like to know there's an achievement in Borderlands 3 called Florida Man obtained by blowing yourself up with your own grenade.
@raquelvillarroel97258 ай бұрын
You guys should do r/distressingmemes, the subreddit's title explains it all
@raxusveritas8 ай бұрын
Most of it is too not-kid-friendly to have on the channel tho :/
@Zoba33018 ай бұрын
r/distressingmemes users when they get schizophrenia _(it was nothing like the memes)_
@goldenmaster89526 ай бұрын
What would you rather have?: Sniffer: Seeds, flowers,... Ok Rascal: Play hide and seek and you'll get a enchanted Pickaxe! Tuff Golem: I'll hold that for you!
@xornoth5 ай бұрын
i would have rather gotten the tuff golem because they are cuter than the massive six legged grass tortoises and the goblin rogues
@Gamerman-lu9bs4 ай бұрын
16:07 I blame Jack for the sniffer winning and being absolutely useless
@LordEpos8 ай бұрын
Incredible how this man can never notice the same meme being in here four times, and react to every one like he's never seen them before.
@alsowow8 ай бұрын
It’s not one person, this is a compilation of a bunch of episodes, it’s a lot of different people, Damien, Jack, Robin, Lexi. (Note, not all of these people were in this compilation) I understand your confusion, their voices are oddly similar
@thegongoozler698 ай бұрын
this is multiple different narrators
@frostbiteplayz91468 ай бұрын
19:00 it says never gonna give you up Edit: of course as soon as I type this and press play he tells the joke
@electricblade38 ай бұрын
It just happened to me to
@UnluckiestNoofer4 ай бұрын
I didn't even get to figure it out before it played the music, upsetting
@Maybedunno.4 ай бұрын
11:56 that "✨Shut upp✨" Was glorious
@user-pd8pw8xd4q5 ай бұрын
11:49 song;shop
@CreepersNeedHugs7 ай бұрын
10:20 fun fact, in the files of older Minecraft versions, this pointerless compass is what it looked like in items.png
@siltstridersftw8 ай бұрын
Old thing I used to do in Minecraft was make sand and gravel unable to fall. Worked like a charm!
@Your_Local_Moron5 ай бұрын
I miss this, it was so useful
@milahjensen7 ай бұрын
I remember on my kindle I was just playing Minecraft and then the texture update took place. I was so confused but just accepted it. I had babysitters when my mom had to work. The 2nd to last one's name was Kristina, and had to move because her boyfriend was in the military. On the last time she babysitted us, before we went to sleep, I asked if she could make a house on Minecraft using my kindle. I still have that world, and I have a copy.
@alternativebeel852Ай бұрын
The wither in bedrock is a literal monster to fight. It attacks faster, has a bigger explosion radius, wayyy more health, shoots more often, does 2 hearts more damage, and it doesn't get stuck underneath the end portal in the end.
@anthonydahl-yl8vn8 ай бұрын
10:15 oh no if one witch hunt's another witch then grab your popcorn
@Axolautism8 ай бұрын
1:14 torch side method doesn't work anymore the caves are too big and twisty and interwoven
@IAmEgg.7 ай бұрын
2:56 Bro I have that dog picture! XD 😂😂😂 SAMURAI DOG!!!
@AestusReborn11 күн бұрын
“You like Minecraft? Name every coordinates” “*inhales*”
@masterpotato3278 ай бұрын
42:28 Why does robin think we are all flat earthers?
@SamanthaTheSonicFan8 ай бұрын
9:22 - “I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!” 😂
@alexanderelderhorst21072 ай бұрын
2:37 that's why terraris has a loyal fanbase, the creator plays their own game. They understand how the play experience is
@dimensionlord1770Ай бұрын
Fun fact about minecraft: It used to be possible to CRAFT ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES, All it took was The same recipe as Golden apples, but instead of Gold Ingots, you used Gold BLOCKS, So A Apple in the center, surrounded on ALL sides by Golden Blocks in the crafting table
@CaptainCloudyNWhiskers8 ай бұрын
1:28:20 I burst out laughing at the Stan impression, it's so perfect
@starfirei33568 ай бұрын
14:40 Infinite blaze rods here I come!
@1Fire-Flare17 ай бұрын
The back you learn something to do every day is really true. I didn’t know there was a new secret room in the desert temple. I just got Minecraft. I need to check that out now.
@user-yj2re7lq1j6 ай бұрын
6:58 phoenix sc entered the chat
@sharkjumpingwalrus67448 ай бұрын
One thing to note, hardcore is really easy to cheat. If you die, all you need to do is go to spectator mod, open to Lan to enable cheats, and then change the game mode back to survival using cheats. If your death is really bullshit, most players won't even consider this actual cheating, but anything past that and people will judgmentally glare at you.
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi8 ай бұрын
0:29 thats the orginal bed color
@jonathanmabardy4 ай бұрын
“Name every coordinate” Normal people: I’m doomed! Math nerds: (-infinity, infinity), (-infinity, infinity), (-infinity, infinity) 🗿
@user-mc1is2yd8q7 ай бұрын
12:53 spiders: "man nobody cares about us anymore"
@SharkCal3 ай бұрын
Hehem, *giant* spiders are from DND and fantasy
@user-mc1is2yd8q3 ай бұрын
@@SharkCal so?
@ArtemisAYO8 ай бұрын
Only 10% Lexi? Unacceptable
@BaTTx8 ай бұрын
Noo we love robin and lexi
@nortalian5498 ай бұрын
4:09 Golden carrots, piglin trades, golden apples can also be used to cure villagers, night vision potions from golden carrots, powered rails.
@rawbloxlilsPr1ng5 ай бұрын
Jack:"how much did you pay for Minecraft?" Me:F R E E
@_.V01D._15 сағат бұрын
10:10 Nah nah nah have you seen that with a two witches?! It goes on forever 😭
@tallynnyntyg60088 ай бұрын
15:51 It is. Chewtle and Drednaw are snappers, pretty much.
@MinTea148 ай бұрын
Aren't they based on snapping turtles?
@tallynnyntyg60088 ай бұрын
@@MinTea14 IIRC, yes. Hence the comment that a snapping turtle is in Pokémon. I was on mobile, so I used "snapper" to shorten it.
@TheAstralWitch8 ай бұрын
6:33 Not true, actually. By this point a good player should know to grab some of that sweet loot from the Corruption or Crimson - having a Musket or the Undertaker is really helpful so early on. Also, speedrunners nowadays skip it all together and just use a funny statue head to get a Zenith pre-boss.
@JuniBowmanАй бұрын
8:23 it’s probably because a lot of players only play creative, have only made worlds with cheats on, or only play servers, all of which remove achievements from being unlocked
@Breakvan.6 ай бұрын
56:57 the correct answer is the the 3 railway engines! Also if you do every impression, you are a legend. The grunkle Stan impression was the most believable. I had to replay it 3 times to see if it was the real actor or you.
@XD-tw4uj8 ай бұрын
1:40 he doesnt know
@moonbow36418 ай бұрын
He really needs to know…. Anyway imma DASH out
@dammmmyy8 ай бұрын
Omg idk why but i felt so annoyed by that
@brinefilopolski33Ай бұрын
S T R A I G H T F L Y
@manuelalexandrecalvarledesma8 ай бұрын
Remember, Instant respawn lets you respawn in hardcore
@andistansbury43668 ай бұрын
Q
@katkat_the_cat4 ай бұрын
19:50 oh my god that sound 😭
@ADem0n__15 ай бұрын
6:32 as someone who plays both, this is the best meme i’ve seen in a while.
@3xtremelamborghini8 ай бұрын
Man, i remember when pocket edition had barely any redstone things, not even repeators.
@Bjornson778 ай бұрын
Netherack Emerald Vine Emerald Redstone Gold Oak Netherack Netherack Andesite Gold Iron Vine Emerald Yellow Oak U U Prismarine It's "N E V E R G O N N A G I V E Y O U U P"
@HeroFighter-bm3nn2 ай бұрын
44:21 The Wither has 600 Hearts in Bedrock but only 150 in Java, It moves so much more in bedrock, You can't just trap it in a cave and kill it easily, It will spawn 4 wither skeletons when it reaches to half of it's health. That's All I remember right now. I will update it if I remembered anything.
@benderman24687 ай бұрын
14:40 one rod means infinite rods. Mine log, turn log into 4 wood, 4 wood into 8 sticks. One rod into 2 powder. 2 powder and 2 stick into 2 sticks I don’t think I need to keep going
@TheNoiseRator8 ай бұрын
7:43 the jeb sheep
@ampisbadatthis8 ай бұрын
if blaze rods are [rods] and ender pearls are eggs, then is a blaze powder sperm and an eye of ender an embryo?
@funni_moksi69Ай бұрын
The ender pearl is an alien pearl Fun fact: pearls form when something enters the clam's mouth And the shulker is the closest to a clam in minecraft (hard shell with soft creature inside) AND every now and then an endermite (the thing that entered the clam/shulker's mouth) poppes out of the pearl
@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459Ай бұрын
6:31 You think you'll have a cloud or an aglet? No, this is master mode, where everything is made out of 65% more pain per pain
@hello4fghr5 ай бұрын
59:32 SLIMECICLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY EMKAY VIDEO
@UndertaleLover19978 ай бұрын
The bedrock wither, the scarier one, has double the health of the Java wither, with other, extra attacks.
@minecraftexpertstudios73688 ай бұрын
7:57 A friend of mine fell in the end without anything, and apparently somehow punched the dragon to death with his fists without destroying a single end crystal 24:19 Tell me you've never played Skyblock without telling me you've never played Skyblock 1:28:55 Minecraft Wii U
@Spearmint44 ай бұрын
Cool. I’m scared of your friend.
@minecraftexpertstudios73684 ай бұрын
@puppythewingedwuskyshepered
@minecraftexpertstudios73684 ай бұрын
@@Spearmint4 He says "Heh"
@Spearmint44 ай бұрын
@@minecraftexpertstudios7368 cool. I don’t want to meet your friend because I’m scared of them. This isn’t a threat, I’m just very terrified of your friend.
@dinoshaz19096 ай бұрын
37:33 please explain a mans curiosity cannot die out so easily
@infinitygaming85456 ай бұрын
There is one unloaded chunk
@Bubthewizard4 ай бұрын
🎉
@Stumpy_VR3 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD HE RICK ROLLED US WHEN WE LEAST EXPECTED IT 19:07
@Dinostickynotes8 ай бұрын
2:15 the allay is useless because it’s just a hopper that can only hold one item, and the copper golem is amazing
@hampter38198 ай бұрын
I am happy to announce that, after a long time of saving up money, I can no longer relate to the "My Computer Bad" memes. And I wish you the best
@evanchrisdurango24945 ай бұрын
7:23 those snapshots names sure are something💀
@Zephyeran7 ай бұрын
Gold has no use? Golden Apples AND Carrots, netherite, piglin trades (and in turn a lot of speedrun tactics), powered rails, glistering melons (and potions for night vision in turn as well as healing from the carrots), and like Robin said, clocks, just a few examples beyond 'asthetic' Which. Asthetic is very valid too, hah.
@andresortiz29018 ай бұрын
this meme came a lil bit late 1:56
@Monkeymario.Ай бұрын
9:58 what about "the lingering potion of the turtle master"
@HecAltRn8Rim2 ай бұрын
14:35 reasons that it’s false include 1 blaze rod = 2 powder (If the crafting recipe existed) 2 powders + 2 sticks = 2 rods 2 rods = 4 powders and so on
@TSCClips8 ай бұрын
8:01 killed me 💀💀💀
@Hi-ll5dg7 ай бұрын
4:59 i read the watermark because yes.
@MrsGhostyEmma25 күн бұрын
0:10 "adiós!" Means goodbye in Spanish 1:54 Golden pickaxe is faster, so it breaks faster because of the speed, so the golden pickaxe can’t mine gold.
@MTGFaded8 сағат бұрын
4:06 gold makes OBJECTIVELY the best food item in the game. Golden Carrots restore 3 food bars and like 14 saturation points. a stack lasts you a fuckin eternity
@sabugui8 ай бұрын
why do kids say first what the hell
@PineappleElephant688 ай бұрын
first reply
@Axolautism8 ай бұрын
third reply
@TrinityCatUnlimited8 ай бұрын
Fourth reply
@Fentlover18 ай бұрын
stopping this chain in its tracks rn, no matter how much you try to fix this it will never be perfect again.