Sounds like me whenever i go to reddit. (That is actualy not very often)

He's just like: 🤦‍♂️

@@suwa77 yes you are

When the mother looks to see if the child has dirt in his mouth she sees the universe in his mouth

@@killedbydead2953 got banned off of twitter. satan did not want me to experience hell yet because he knows i hate spoilers

If it makes you a bit more reassured, I believed in flat Earth up until I was 14. Then I somehow learned to weigh scientific evidence

@@dakzibbon6589the earth is flat tho

@@user-mk3eg8tw2f It doesn't add up, no matter how hard you try

@@user-mk3eg8tw2f Least obvious rage bait:

@@user-mk3eg8tw2f So how would the middle of the earth fare through the sun cycle? Because according to your logic, it floats over the earth in a circle motion, so the middle of the earth would be either unaffected or never see a dark sky. the rage bait is brain destroying in this one.

I'm still baffled that people don't think women have urethras and that we're like chickens or something and have cloacaes where we both pee and give birth...

I’m always amazed at how many people don’t know that we have three holes down there. One for pee, one for babies, and one for poop!

@@cjbethea8245 The amount of mainly AMAB people who think we pee out of the same hole the baby comes out actually astounds me.

@@cjbethea8245 I feel like even the idiots can (mostly) separate that third hole from the others. But the main problem with these trains of thoughts, in my opinion, is a lack of education. I'm pretty sure I did indeed think there was just the one hole for pee and babies until high school sex ed. It's one of the reason I believe everyone should have to take sex ed in high school, but sadly tons of people don't.

They actually had an AskReddit aimed at men that asked them what they thought about women that they have since learned is incorrect. The number of men who responded about the female reproductive system, including the 'women have two holes just like men" was hilarious. What was even funnier was the amount of guys who commented "WHAT? Seriously? You mean they DON"T pee and give birth out of the same hole?" I'm not even going to get started on the amount of guys who thought women can regulate their period and turn it off and on at will. Edited because my keyboard is being a pain.

Can confirm you really don’t wanna ask that question here

Ireland is my favorite country in Braveheart.

that's almost as bad as going to ukraine and saying "so, this is russia?".

​@@grants7390Not yet but we'll see if it is when the war is over.

... Yeah that's a great way to meet Jesus!

Love the thought of mice just manifesting themselves as soon as the first little hut was build =D

@@DeadGirlsPoem I am now envisioning a mouse just ascending to another plane of existence and I did not know I could envision that

​@@Flightkitten"it is time for me to leave mortals, for i have found a better house"

No one ever claimed to have seen a mouse, until someone saw one on the stair, which not only suggests a house, but a multi story one too. The mouse also had clogs on, showing that manufactured footwear is just as vital a factor for their existence as human built shelters.

the whole Scary Movie franchise is a fucking joke (obviously, not in a bad way), I find it pretty funny and sad that anyone would take anything about those movies seriously.

"That's some quantum shit right there!" 😂

I thought that moment would be like pft meh. I got there and I want to tackle that person jesus. Anyways please give your doggo an extra pet from me

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 will do, but I don't wanna bother him, he's sleeping on a cooling pad

Give dog strawberry please

curious

"That Person" had a fairly good point about how treating dogs just like humans isn't always a good thing for the dog, but the way they self-destructed trying to make that point while attacking a genuine fact about dog care was just... spectacular!

19s ago???

TIL Hello Kitty isn't a cat

GAH thanks for reminding me, I just KNEW there was a reason all these Stuart Little memes aren't sitting right with me, never saw the movie, read the book as a kid, I remember, you're right, or at least this is essentially how Stuart presents in the book.

WHAT

The more you know, I guess. I had no ideas Hello Kitty wasn't a cat.

THANK YOU!! The average life expectancy WAS skewed by infant mortality! It was so jarring to hear the narrator snigger at that like it was a stupid take. It's a pretty well-established fact and even if he didn't know that, he's gotta admit it makes sense intuitively!

Which makes our modern life expectancy all the more amazing considering it still includes infant mortality. More people now live into their 90s _and_ fewer infants die.

​@@Sleve-McDichaelit also was skewed a bit by 1/3 to 2/3s of the entire known world dying to the Black Plague.

Also there wasn't an Issue on Hygiene during the Victorian Era beacuse it didn't exist, no one cared, people peed on the streets.... and obesity? You ever heard of the French Revolution, the Poor were mad beacuse they were starving when the rich where obese as ever (not the entire issue, but a reason)

@@Sleve-McDichael So if I too die of poor health or medical issues, I somehow "skew up" the statistics and make them look worse than it is?

Nah fr like what an awful way to go

I thought he was a pickle when I was a kid but I found out he was a cumcuber when he said it

Oh, but the OP, though... you'll never unconfuse a confused person that way.

That'll do it...

Maybe the person just comes from a place where they don't pickle cucumbers

A pickle can be made from a cucumber. It can also be made from onions, peppers, eggs, cabbage….. any others?

As someone who studied American history in the UK, I have to say, whilst this specific argument clearly comes from political bias, it's not entirely false. Don't get me wrong, southern secession was thoroughly identified with slavery, however the North's decision to focus the war on it is far more complex than a choice from moral standards. It is true that the emancipation proclamation didn't come until the Union had performed surprisingly poorly and, most notably, Europe began to become involved. Union blockades had been a thorn in the side of Europe since the wars start given their reliance on Southern exports and by the time of Lincolns decision to brand the war as a fight against the moral evil of slavery, places like Britain began to see a Union victory as improbable. It was this political move that removed the possibility of European intervention and gave the North some breathing room. The takeaway point from this should be not to boil down historical events with complex socioeconomic factors to simple arguments in favour of modern political issues which can often barely correspond. For example, Lincoln today is seen as a savior, despite the fact that he would've been egregiously racist for our time. Also the Union today is viewed as a force for freedom when in reality many of its citizens despised fighting for what they saw as the freedom of lesser beings, even enabling Southern plans to force an end to the war through electing sympathisers. Go more than a century ago and you'll find more differences than there are similarities to the modern world.

​@@kamisorani2693 it's important to note that legislation centered around emancipation and taking in escaping slaves was happening far before, and leading up to the Emancipation Proclamation. Too often do I see people presenting the EP as some out of the blue thing purely done as a diplomatic move (as much of a wonderful masterstroke it was diplomatically), when they fail to remember that much of Lincoln's admin were abolitionists or at least pro-containment, including Lincoln himself. As the war went on, the cause of abolishing slavery became increasingly intertwined with the cause of saving the Union that Lincoln originally set out to do, for a multiple factors that go beyond "Keeping the Eurooeans out."

So I'm not the only one who does this.

Bro just use a calculator it aint that hard.

27-2 + 48+2 25 + 50 Seriously? A calculator for basic arithmetic... Schools these days: "Everyone has a phone" Reality: Basic skills need to be taught.

@@eternaldarkness3139I think the idea is that teachers used to say “you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket” and that’s clearly no longer true. I agree though that the problem isn’t the lack of a calculator and never has been. It’s a lack of understanding

I’m a math tutor and I teach this technique. Find your tens, then add.

Actually, it was first published as Alumium, then Aluminum, then Aluminium.

​@@wta1518oh god its the cheetah classification all over again

If I remember correctly the DANISH guy who discovered it spelled it alumium and then later changed it to aluminum then some BRITISH guy decided that it didn’t sound right so changed it to aluminium to better match the other elements

'ALUMINIUM' 'ALUMINUM' 'haha G l i n'

There's a whole international committee that sets chemical names, so that everyone knows what shit is I always heard that the Brits won on getting aluminium as the real one, but the Americans got the sulfer spelling made legit too. Sulpher looks nicer tho

I say stoopid things! Fact !

Source: I made it the fuck up

The thing is the dude is somewhat right not fully right but somewhat right

He was kinda right. Lincoln added slavery to why they fought because Europe was missing their cotton imports and looked like they might help the confederates. When they saw it was about slavery too they backed off.

​@@Mets2015WorldSeriesyeah, the emancipation proclamation was more of a masterful diplomatic move if anything - by fully endorsing the cause of abolishing slavery as part of the war effort, the populations of Europe who had a lot of union support anyways, wouldnt support intervention aiding the CSA... it's worth mentioning that it lincoln didn't just do this out of the blue, he was an abolitionist and union forces were already aiding escaping slaves, allowing all the slaves they could to escape into the union, and integrating them into the army to do menial duty for the army. in March 1862, Congress enacted an Article of War which would circumvent the Fugitive Slave Laws of 1793 and 1850, with slavery also being abolished at least in Washington D.C.. All slaves on territory owned by the government itself would also be abolished, and later that year in July would laws be passed to allow colored service in the union army as soldiers + the emancipation of slaves owned by people engaged in rebellion.

Mitochondria were cells in their own right, but they aren't any more. While they have their own DNA, most of their genes have migrated to the cell nucleus so they absolutely can't function on their own. Other than that, you're spot on. What's amazing is, this happened so long ago that those cells are common ancestors of all animals, plants, and fungi!

​@@lawrencebates8172 Would this imply that the cells that were able to integrate the mitochondria had an evolutionary advantage over those that couldn't, leaving the inferior cells to die out without mitchondria?

@@DarcOne13 Yes and no. For one thing, it’s not clear if multiple cells were taking up other cells and incorporating them, or if it was literally a freak occurrence in a single cell that then expanded and took over (we think plant cells acquired chloroplasts in a similar manner some time later, which implies that maybe it’s just something that can happen very very rarely). The mitochondria definitely gave cells an advantage in some circumstances and led to them outcompeting others though; likely the reason for this is specialisation. The mitochondria could focus primarily on producing energy and be very efficient at that, and the rest of the cell could be protected from damaging byproducts of generating energy. But they didn’t fully outcompete all other organisms that were around at the time. We have bacteria and archaea today which are the product of a different route evolution took from other organisms which were present back then that didn’t take up mitochondria!

@@lawrencebates8172 that is so fucking cool!

I learned all this from parasite eve! I miss that game series.

They also tend to be in the dairy aisle/ right next to the milk. I assume this is because they're another perishable product that comes from an animal. Honestly I used to think eggs were dairy for a long time before I learned dairy = milk.

I think that's pretty reasonable. The thing that's weird about the post is that the commenter was so upset with listing the recipe as dairy-free when it contains eggs; I'd assume a dairy-free tag was for people with lactose intolerance / dairy (milk-derivative) allergies. What diet specifically excludes all dairy and eggs but nothing else? xD

@@lawrencebates8172 people have egg allergies and milk allergies.

​​@@lawrencebates8172Veganism But that also excludes meat

I think the 'dairy' block was rather meant to be a grouping of protein-rich foods that aren't meat. PS there's a historical reason for the association. Many dishes that contain milk products also contain eggs. Eggs were commonly kept in the dairy since it was cool. The dairy maid who was in charge of churning butter and making cheese etc would also often be the one to make custards and other desserts. She also milked the cows and collected the eggs.

What states did you believe Europe was split between? Not meant as mocking, just genuinely curious

I remember I used to think Egypt was one of the states of the USA

​@@split_bug6760 I basically thought each European country was its own state. The way the territories were cut on each map I saw were so little, there was no way they were countries. In my little five year old head, countries were big, like Russia, china, and the United States. Not these teeny little puzzle pieces! I figured Europe was basically its own nation, each country being a portion of the larger nation-united the way the territories of the states that make up the USA. I was corrected fairly quickly, but it took a few months to grasp that those small parts on the globe were, in fact, also full blown countries like my own. Now I wonder how many small children think that the United States is made up of a bunch of small countries when they first learn of it lol.

@sailormoonfan224 This is funny, because when I was little I thought that every US state was it's own country. Made sense to me when I learned that the law is different in some states

@@sailormoonfan224 You should see a map of The Holy Roman Empire :)

True, but it's not unlike Steve Wilhite wanting to pronounce gif with a soft G. Convention is that the first letter of an acronym is pronounced the same as it is in the first word (in this case, "graphic") Therefore, although Wilhite invented the gif he was sort of pronouncing it wrong.

It's unfortunate that he wasn't in the first season during the episode 'Shore Leave'. Because, then....'Chekov's Gun'.

*BUT WHAT WAS THE CATEGORY* 😡😡

@@SebHaarfagre Apparently you can't read very well. The OP states what the category was. Read OP's comment again, slowly, if you have to.

Eggs, milk and honey are all animal products that don't require killing the animal to get them. That seems like a pretty decent definition of dairy so in my opinion it makes sense to call them all dairy.

they dont put them in the dairy section here

@@huxleyleigh4856it’s called ‘vegetarian’

​@@incognitoman3656Unless I'm mistaken, none of those products would be vegan.

@@incognitoman3656 you're thinking vegetarian. Vegan is no animal products at all.

I've never understood that honestly. Like I saw it in math tests and assessments as answers trying to trick you too. How do you get 1 away from the answer? Like if you do your math wrong usually you come out at what could be considered an "inverse" of sorts to the right answer, or you could just be way off. But if you get exactly one off, the only explanation I can think of is that you did some finger counting along the way and just miscounted by 1.

@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Or how on earth you get an even number from something ending at 8 and 7 (one even and one odd)...

I’ve seen that image before. Was it actually real or was it faked? There’s no way a flat earther would do that accidentally

@@eMAyeX16they are stupid enough that it’s probably real lol

Man I love science. "Here's the rules of this particular law of science and its applications. Except really those applications only apply in this specific environment, otherwise you have to adjust the formula to fit a different environment which may or may not change how the law applies in your given situation" I'm mostly kidding but for some fields of science it really does sound that way.

Well earth is moving at a speed greater than 0 so technically it’s hypersonic

Underrated comment 😂😂

@@SebHaarfagrehow tf is it funny though

Man now my brain hurts. Would we even call an "English-American" an "English American" or would we just say they're English? Both terms can be confusing because of the english language sadly.

when have English-Americans ever _stopped_ thinking they're "just Americans"?

@@Vinemaple I feel like most English-Americans would never think of themselves as "just Americans". British superiority complex and all that :P

@@HaliaxOfTheChandrianthe fuck is a British superiority complex, that might be the stupidest thing I’ve heard today

@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Yeah, I should have said "real American" lol

Bruh how the shit was your school's faculty even allowed there? Like what? We literally go tens of thousands of dollars into debt just to hear Karens and Boomers project opinions at us instead of teaching us. Crazy.

@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Cause 'Merica, that's why. 😮‍💨 Seriously. I have tens of thousands of dollars of school loan debt just to hear this nonsense. 🙃

@@xerofelix7090 Man at that point I'd just be looking at other school options. I love learning. If I paid tons of money to learn and that's what I got instead, I'd be trying to pursue some sort of action to get money back and I'd be looking for other schools.

@HaliaxOfTheChandrian It was just 2 teachers out of dozens, so we're excellent tbh. Besides, I was too poor to change schools. It would also have meant having to move with no one to help me and no car so....

@@xerofelix7090 Oof I see. Well at least it isn't -too- bad. Shame that it's like it all though still. Gotta love the education system here

helluva boss pfp🗿

@@Idk_a_name_88 And? It’s a show I enjoy for my own reasons. What are you trying to say?

@@ThatOneFry2005 I didn't mean to make it an insult. I also enjoy helluva boss ☺️.

I think it might be affected

English isn’t my first language so I might be wrong

@@Ory822 Affected means that something was influenced or changed (e.g. the lyrics affected him). Effected means that something was brought about or facilitated. (e.g. she effected the proposed changes). So you are correct, it is affected.

@@Ory822 As someone whos native language is English, I applaud you because even I struggle with that one all the time. Affect and effect are too confusing.

​@@Ory822aye man, youre right, and most native speakers don't even know the difference. big props to you

The person to first survive rabies by being put in a coma for a week was a 15 year old girl in 2004. Since then there probably were a few more people to survive it. Also noteworthy is the long recovery process. Learning to talk, eat, walk etc. afterwards can take years.

@@stabileseitenlage Oh, well, it's still pretty good news in my books whenever someone does survive it! I do appreciate the information though! Maybe one day in the distant future it'll go from a nearly 100% kill rate to a nearly 0% percent kill rate... obviously it's best to get vaccinated for it when needed, but everyone surviving would still be pretty dope.

@@EveryChaoticSoul I sure think the mortality rate will drop with that approach, I read about approx. 20 people already having survived a year ago, but haven't looked it up them nor now. This is a last stand effort though and the vaccine will still be the infinitely better option, going by complications and recovery alone. I think in the future virology will do more for dropping mortality than this currently new approach to treatment which basically is "we will disable the brain from completely destroying the body until the immune system get's it done". But for now it's better than nothing - rightfully so. And if we ever get a better way for treatment, the main driver for mortality might become undiagnosed rabies or wrongly diagnosed rabies

Problem is, people mix up "bathe" & "bath" all the time, too. Drives me *BONKERS.*

I've always liked pondering how that would happen. Would it first roll up like an ancient scroll, then crumple into a ball? Or would the pressure be equal from all edges of the disc and somehow just mash the whole circumference to the center, as the center expands outward?

Considering that's actually how the Earth formed, from a disc of debris orbiting the Sun, it would make sense for it to be the inevitable endgame.

@@PongoXBongoyeah but it was a massive disc with the sun in the middle, kinda like saturn so its not the same

@@FirstnameLastname-jd4uq Well, there had to have been a "heavier" attractor that began the ball-i-fication of the Earth that all other nearby debris moved toward. So, it would have been like a little dense disc hoovering up the not-dense disc.

I imagine they have to take night classes to balance out the lost brain cells, there's no way people this dense won't hurt Robin or the other narrators.

@@bararobberbaron859 lmfao probably

also does emkay have premium or something (i forgot what it’s called lol) because this comment is 3 minutes older than the video

@@iamthestonks1652 idk it shouldn't be 3 minutes older tho

Robin had brain cells?

I'm not a native English speaker, and I've been referring to them as "pickled cucumbers" for a long time until someone told me that you can just call them pickles, lol. It's because when I was younger, I would translate things pretty literally in my head, so of course краставац= cucumber and кисели краставац (корнишон)= pickled cucumber, that's the only reason why I found it strange that people didn't know they're the same vegetable

Wrong. Britain refers to the British Isles, one of which is the island of Great Britain.

@@wta1518 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@@wta1518 Britain refers to "Great Britain" my dude. the (sic.) British Isles is not what Britain refers to. Quite literally. As in, the exact reason _"The British Isles"_ are named _"The British Isles"_ and not _"The Island of (Great) Britain"_ Great Britain is also known as Albion (but this is mostly used in far back historical context but it still *IS* the same thing) I... I do not know if you're being satirical or genuine. The name stems from Roman times. The name "British Isles" is more recent and more connected to the Colonialism/Imperialism.

Psst. It was a quote by Mark Twain.

@@sandrosliske KZfaq slash marktwain

@@andruloni _"Tomfoolery is a dish best served as an entourage"_ - Sun Tzu, battle of Manzikert, 1987

Soft d is literally impossible to pronounce...

Man I tried saying the name out loud with these instructions and I said like a weird form of the word "thirsted" or like "Thorsten"

@@PhantomGato-v- Yeah, I hear a soft d can be really problematic.

@@PhantomGato-v- You're right, you can't pronounce something literally. You can, however, pronounce it phonetically... (Sorry, OCPD)

@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Have you seen/do you remember the clip with that guy laughing like a donkey/really contagious laugh? _"Heeogh heoogh heeogh!"_ Do that but take air in instead of blowing it out and make it more subtle, then you should be closer :D I don't speak Danish but I'm Norwegian so I know but this is as close I can get to describing it for a native English speaker

In my school in the south west I was taught that the civil war wasn’t initially about slavery at least not explicitly, and although Lincoln knew slavery was a moral wrong wanted to not call out the war as being about slavery at first thought I can’t remember why. I think it might’ve been about economics in the sense that Europe had done away with slavery for the economic prosperity of free people and America knew they had to switch soon but the south didn’t want too.

@@GigaChadBarbieou’re correct. The topic of slavery WAS a contention but not a direct cause of the start of the war. It wasn’t until Lincoln’s emancipation proclamation just over a year later that he made it the central cause for the union in the war. So the OP on that post wasn’t entirely wrong. Just half right

I encountered both in suburban Georgia growing up in the 90s. I had teachers that taught lost cause B.S. and I had teachers that would basically say "sure, it was about states' rights... to own slaves."

partially? but not really, abe set out to preserve the union originally and wanted to tread very lightly in the South and on the topic of slavery in order to not anger the border states even still, as the war went on and before the Emancipation Proclamation, there would be a lot of legislation around emancipating slaves, especially in rebelling areas.

No it's not. :D sorry

@@SebHaarfagre Hey, don't make me start booping noses. It's liable to get very silly very quickly

@@JohnnyTromboner too late, you had already said "never!" :p

Ugh, no its not.🙄

@@Frost_Haz_Lost_It smh my head my head. How could I not realize. Thank you for opening my eyes, and now I am ripened fruit

​@@Frost_Haz_Lost_Itoh shit ur right lmao

This can also apply to objects

I don't get it. Is 4:41 the Brazilian person typing? I thought that was someone else (not Brazilian)

Mas cara, quem foi burro não foi o brasileiro, quem falou merda foi o gringo q falou q ser brasileiro é etinia em vez de nacionalidade, Brasil é uma nação, logo é nacionalidade

Am I a genetic hoarder for wanting wisdom teeth, an appendix and pinky toes for "just in case"? I mean it's fine to lose them now but one apocalypse later and we're back to biting bones

I love how atheists make fun of Christians for trying to convert someone too much but y’all got stuff like this

@@dejus_e I wasn’t trying to convert anyone? Feel free to believe what you want, I could care less what you think happens after we die, I was just pointing out how saying that there’s no evidence for evolution is false. Evolution is something we can see actively happening today in many organisms, including humans, that was all I was referring to.

@@fallensketch5796 oh sorry

... or maybe they just cut those parts out in post-prod. ;-)

The actual difference between mice and rats is that rats have larger and different texture tails. There's not much else on the surface that's noticable.

The earth rotates ~366 times each year

Actually that’s false, we lose one rotation due to taxes.

Thanks for telling me how to give my friend ishxjabdjdvdjdb the dog heatstroke after he ate my food(joke)

See my mom does this to our dog Our is all black and our mother likes to leave her outside in 80 degree weather saying the dog is fine because it’s a dog which is not the case

@@Fastsnail342 "Because it's a dog" it is *NOT* fine. Actually, the only way you'll now for sure is to have a vet at standby and do tests. Or look at the obvious signs; tongue out all the time and panting (poor thing) Also, humans can technically survive a fire, so why not put all people in burning houses?

Guess you were in for a *TREAT*

What did she say?

what did she say

What did she say

(oh dear......)

Why does snak translate to talk

if it were to gain the support of northerners.. why did tons of union soldiers desert in response to it? no, it was a masterful diplomatic move to keep europeans out of the war and fully endorse abolishing slavery as part of the cause of the war, which would become increasingly intertwined with the original cause of preserving the union. the legislation lincolns admin was passing leading up to the Emancipation Proclamation suggests and Lincoln's history of abolitionism suggests it wasn't purely for the reasons the guy in the video states...

yeah i agree with you

We will help

Turtle power?

"These are digital windows. I bet I didn't even leave Earth, this is just an advanced theme park ride. 😤"

In the U.S & Canada, eggs are washed, removing the surface layer of the shell, making them permeable to bacteria. They need refrigeration & are put in the cold dairy aisle. The Food Pyramid put eggs in it's "dairy" section for some odd reason I don't understand. People have grown up here maybe making this mistake 'cuz of that. In Europe, eggs *aren't* washed, don't need refrigeration & can be stored on your kitchen counter.

Ooof sounds like your wife doesn't eat many sandwiches :P Pickles go good on so many types of sandwiches, how can you not be excited for the food you'll eat?

@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Uhm...