11:28 The reason so many tampon commercials feature girls playing sports is actually because 1) period blood tends to flow heavier during exercise and 2) tampons are more likely to be intrusive if they're not built well. Companies use sports as a way to advertise how good their products are, not to feature "not-like-other-girls."

divorced parents starter pack: -doesn’t take sides. ever. -has extensive knowledge of random trivia -enjoys listening to music -never asks for help -only wears t-shirts when given the choice -secretly dislikes holidays but will never admit it -has a few really close friends rather than several ‘meh’ friends

The Disney Princess starter pack - either one or both their parents are dead - sings a lot - falls in love with a guy who she met a couple of days - either starts out as royalty or a maid/peasant - talks to animals - goes on some sort of journey with the guy she’ll fall for within the next half hour of the movie - fairest lady in the land

how the hell do i get this off/out starter pack: -the stickers on oranges and apples -those tiny slim legos -shampoo lids -steak in your teeth -the ice in your cup after your drink has been in it -swimwear after you get home -the plastic on dvd holders -your crippling addiction to emkay -shorts after you tie them really tight

*This video narrated by Jack starter pack:* The too early intro _"rshlashstarterpacks"_ The accent The chaos The screaming His audible alter ego And the multiple voices

The girl who hissed at everyone starter pack is so accurate it scares me

"Parents calling you because they can't find their phone." Too real.

10:08 fun fact! if a splinter stays in your body for too long it'll disintegrate on its own! i know this because at one point i got a splinter stuck in my thumb that couldn't be removed without ripping open my skin so i just ignored it and it went away after a while

I accidentally read the text in the thumbnail as “where do I start peeing from?” And thought it was a pee through objects challenge.

Emkay trying to say Kurzgesagt is wholesome

Super Hero starter pack - Comes from another world (most of the time) - Parents are dead - Raised up by an older person/people - Has these crazy powers - Learns the truth about themselves and legacy later - Defeats evil - Make new friends - Falls in love

14:18 "eat your heart out, Uzumaki fans" *GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME THAT EXISTS*

"Where do i start peeling from?" Lemon demon: *Your skin*

Day 1 of telling jack to say: "my name is Jack and i am on crack"

About the "girl that hissed at everyone" starter pack: It's likely that they're neurodivergent. I know this because *I* was that person and had at least two other friends that were also that person Turns out myself and one of the others are autistic while the third has ADD

13:07 Ok so I made this theory where Pluto was a Star, but it fell out of the sky and hit earth, which created the Bermuda Triangle. For some reason the burmuda triangle was sentient and decided it wanted to destroy everyone with ESP (google it) so it yeeted an iceberg at the titanic, but everyone with ESP saw it coming and didn’t get on the titanic. Also I think triangle shaped ufo’s flew around the burmuda triangle for some reason. Did we all have the same conspiracy books in our school libraries?

"pretending to smoke" *cries in never seen snow/never felt winter*

1:16 When I was in 2nd grade I genuinely thought all of the female bullies in my high school were going to look like this

Btw for anyone who is wondering: Kurzgesagt is pronunced Kurzgesagt You're welcome 🙂

13:00 bro they always have like those yellow stains on their ceilings and mugs too from the cigarette fumes

The worst part is that I’m never on incognito mode and I still get a ton of Dream stuff recommended to me. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I’M NOT INTERESTED KZfaq

"The girl who hissed at everyone" is relatable bc I was that kid

Imagine historians seeing this subreddit in future, and wondering what the heck was wrong with us this generation. Also, if you future historians see this, hey future! It’s 2021 right now, and i’m chilling in bed with cookies procrastinating on homework! How’s your day been?

11:36 THIS LITERALLY CAME ON RIGHT AFTER AN ALWAYS COMMERCIAL

That Daily Dose of Internet impression was perfect Edit: 0Funker0 also said the same!

Nobody: Not even single soul: Kurzgessagt: Hey, let's nuke a city! or moon!!

10:50 Because they had a good enough home life to be able to focus on things that weren't basic survival.

4:53 ah yes, because if code works it means it works not as expected and compiler won't tell you where you made a mistake.

1:47 those impressions are so impressive

I like this subreddit cause, as a writer and artist, I like avoiding certain stereotypes cause I like originality (looking at the popular girl and woman in the military ones). Plus... a lot of the comments actually give insight as to why these are such common tropes, and I really like that it can make me think for a second! Just... it’s nice. I like the insight.

Emkay to the 'the girl who hissed at everyone' starter pack "How is this relatable?" Me: hey! That's pretty much my sister!

that gen z one should be extended to 2007, i being gen z remember all of these, and the ben ten intro was a bop

"kurzgesagt" is german and actually means "said shortly" or "for short" or simply "in a nutshell" which they also put in their video titles

When your knowledge of history comes from the Percy Jackson series

5:19 they forgot an annoying kid kicking your seat

“Look at you with that big smile on your face” Made me smile more than the video did-

10:30 I was wearing headphones and i legit look around for the damn fly

god those fly noises are cursed AF if your wearing headphones

When he said "This video is gonna be extra fun for you", he didn't lie.

7:59 she said 'i already want a divorce'... two seconds later i got a add shouting like PLAY WAR THUNDER NOW

The medical student starter pack: 1-only getting 4 hours of sleep a day 2-study rare diseases that are 1/40M 3- addiction to caffeine 4- stress and anxiety

Kurzgesagt is german, I recommend pronouncing it "Curse g'sact".

0:54 is my favorite part, as i am a piece of toast

the "typical animated comedy made after the simpsons" starter pack can pretty much apply to a few live action ones too. my impression was "married with children" and "home improvement"

Jack, the snack that smiles back.

The funny thing is that I still climb up the stairs with all my limbs. *I'm 15.*

“your parents calling you because they lost their phone” *my ears are blind*

13:16 Saaaame dude.

Making fanart of Jack and Robin. Robin is a baby aligator and Jack is a snake. And they’re good friends😅

You forgot the paper wristbands for “where do I start peeling”.

10:35 it’s even worse when you are in mid Texas in the summer and it’s a fucking cicada that won’t shut up

12:29 My heart is melting when I see the soft plushie fuzzy animals at the petting zoo....

Kurzgesagt is literally one of the best KZfaq channels out there. The existential crises are worth it.

Last time I was this early people actually cared about stopping pandemics

3:28 Corporate: tell me the difference between this picture and this picture. Me: there is no difference

I use to hiss at people when I was younger, I have adhd and had no idea how to properly show that I was upset without crying or getting frustrated. So I ended up hissing to express by anger without disturbing everyone else.

I literally didn't know other people put their mom's hair clips on their mouths too and that makes me so happy to know now

EmKay blessing our feeds once again

1:29 Yay I am not weird B) I am even less weird cause I learned most of this stuff from the internet and not libraries and museums

I remember when I made an “I stopped eating to spite my parents but now I seriously need help” starter pack as a cry for help-

r/breadit, r/art, r/estoration and r/woodworking more like r/BetterThanYou

"Parents calling you because they can't find their phone" XD

the fact that the maltese starter pack is the COMPLETE opposite of me and my maltese. this is the best ive felt in 10 years.

The early gen z one hit me like a brick because I remember all of these oh my god

"Morning" Person Starterpack: Wakes up at 4-5am Eats 3 packages of cereal/toast as breakfast Goes to bed at 2-3am Always says "I gotta better this" Has a existential crisis everytime he goes to bed Always calculates how much he would sleep if he waked up the next morning to get a "good sleep"

w-why was the everything we did as kids starter pack so accurate? *every single one of them?*

1:39 mine comes from songs.

"My name is Jack, your best friend, provided you like this video and are subscribed," reads like a threat.

Okay, but that fly buzzing sound effect was really well done. I'm not wearing headphones and it still felt like I had a fly buzzing around my head.

3:20 It’s all fun and games with the Razor scooter until it hits your ankle

shoulda done "My name is Jack, yes from the Starter Pack" or something like that

3:30 tbh, cloudy with a chance of meatballs KNEW about the stereotypes, thats what made it good, it was really self aware that flint isn't a funny person

Day 1 of requesting EmKay to make a “everybody has the same childhood” video

13:34 I was genuinely terrified by that noise

10:21 .. ouch....

3:13 God, I seemed to miss out on Early Gen Z (mid Gen Z) but still experienced a lot of that stuff. Mario Kart Wii is still amazing, as is the Wii in general. Won't beat my love of a singular 3DS game from 2017, and another singular 3DS game from 2017, but still. I have good memories of the Wii.

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 184 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

I like how this is becoming a regular subreddit, because of how relateable some of these are

cat starter pack -"you can pet his belly" -attacks if you pet it in the wrong spot -knocks stuff over

3:36 no clue why i laughed

That one girl who hissed bit"everyone knew someone who did this" Me"..... I was the girl who hissed"

*Smiles* “oh look at that smile” *stops smiling because I’ve been called out*

9:05 I knew someone like this. Her name was Miranda

WHEN HE PLAYED THAT FLY SOUND THAT GENIUNELY TERRIFIED ME, I DONT LIKE INSECTS THERE MEAN AND SCARY

I was born in ‘07 and the 1997 - 2003 applies to me too, honestly that shouldn’t be part of an group like that....

7:45 - where the dead parent? that is... neccesary.

The *He is too powerful to be kept alive* starterpack: Pronouncing Kurzgesagt correctly

the kurzgesagt one hit too hard lol

actually the tampon/pad ads with women doing sports is because with some products you cant actually do sports when you have your period bc they may leak... this is actually a genius marketing strat lmao

Thank you Emkay, I’ve been having a bad day, getting stress from school, and etc. With your videos, I could stay away from the sadness and stress, thank you.

10:25 I’m wearing HEADPHOnES💀

5:32 either i'm delusional or i see the kamaboko squad in that shirt

3:11 my entire childhood has just been laid out in front of me wtf

3:00 omg that's a bit _too_ accurate lol

Jack making starter packs like they're adverts

1:53 I loved that impression of him lol

2:42 I feel called out, I did literally all of these as a kid XD

3:51 I had a Maltese and it passed away in June. Pack perfectly described him. R.I.P. Teddy Edit: Thank you guys for the positive replies. =)

Starter pack starter pack: -Relatable starter packs -Stupid starter packs -the very very true starter packs

13:33 scared the living crap outta me, I flinched and jumped and legitimately threw my headphones