r/Cursedcomments

r/Cursedcomments | oh no

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@bellhel227 3 жыл бұрын

“My teeth are so white they started taking others peoples land” really caught me off guard. I can’t stop laughing-

@TDae. 3 жыл бұрын

my teeth are so black that they are starting to get turned into slaves

@bellhel227 3 жыл бұрын

@@TDae. oh my-

@jvst_mare7427 3 жыл бұрын

@@TDae. oh god jesus-

@brenleigh._.3214 3 жыл бұрын

@@TDae. Me With Yellow Teeth:Tf am I?? A Simpson???

@bleenosans3146 3 жыл бұрын

@@brenleigh._.3214 me with no teeth:what side am I on

@DarkDustie 3 жыл бұрын

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He’s the Jack, The snack that smells bacc.

@superspicy8740 3 жыл бұрын

‘Smell back’ what

@narellemillis 3 жыл бұрын

Repost.

@AlexFromElsik 3 жыл бұрын

I would eat him. hey, Anybody got the soy sauce?

@robloxguest2633 3 жыл бұрын

**smells you back*

@Check1t0ut1 3 жыл бұрын

*sniff*

@edanlian654 3 жыл бұрын

"I spent 50 hours buried alive in a coffin, go watch!" Jack: *"* *5* *0* *y* *e* *a* *r* *s* *.* *"*

@thegamingsnail5119 3 жыл бұрын

S t o l e n C o m m e n t

@femnems 3 жыл бұрын

@@thegamingsnail5119 w h o c a r e s

@Cyrogenesis. 2 жыл бұрын

@Aquarius Production2 bruh, why are you so butthurt about someone saying another thing as another person

@thevideogamenerd2268 2 жыл бұрын

@@thegamingsnail5119 and @The Lazy. One s h u t u p

@reganmatthews7961 2 жыл бұрын

@@femnems d e f i n a t l y n o t y o u r m o m

@Sageofspades 3 жыл бұрын

I like how Jack has just accepted the fact people fall asleep to these videos (or just close their eyes)

@robloxboxertblocked9636 2 жыл бұрын

True

@mmems30 2 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this at 12 am What would you want me to do

@electricay Жыл бұрын

Ok who doesnt.

@smileorgobyebye6330 Жыл бұрын

Too relaxing Listening to people talk who caused war crimes and stuff

@penguin_reader_yt9510 Жыл бұрын

Ok but how are his penguin voices so gooood

@Ragehunger 3 жыл бұрын

If it ain't sexual or murderous, it's apparently not cursed enough for this subreddit anymore.

@possiblymatt7970 3 жыл бұрын

uH iTs fUrRy nOt fUrY

@jkreindeer564 3 жыл бұрын

Well at least the comment up there got more votes then you and where in the fuck are you high

@possiblymatt7970 3 жыл бұрын

@@jkreindeer564 ?

@lazuli1086 3 жыл бұрын

@@possiblymatt7970 furry mc flurry

@lazuli1086 3 жыл бұрын

Delicious

@websicles 3 жыл бұрын

MrBeast: I spent 50 hours inside a coffin, go watch! Jack: how about.. *50 years?*

@thegamingsnail5119 3 жыл бұрын

"I just bought this whole retirement home!"

@bleepblock2177 3 жыл бұрын

@@thegamingsnail5119 someone's about to get their rocks off

@christiankopec4608 3 жыл бұрын

My grandfather 50 ha what about 70 years

@catherinedrapeau9959 2 жыл бұрын

Well it will happen soon :)

@badwalter_ 2 жыл бұрын

Id laugh if you werent a gacha kid

@badzombies2003 3 жыл бұрын

I thought about sperm's behavior in space, and came to the conclusion that, since they are living things, they'll shoot off in the direction you nutted, after which they'll start swimming in random directions before they die of hypothermia. So it's basically like a shotgun blast. It's just my theory, but hopefully someone actually tests this.

@matthewhart2488 3 жыл бұрын

Why do you think like this

@badzombies2003 2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewhart2488 All questions, no matter how weird, must not be left unanswered.

@matthewhart2488 2 жыл бұрын

@@badzombies2003 well I'm more wondering the thought process behind the question not weather it should be answered or not.

@isaiaholaru5013 Жыл бұрын

@@badzombies2003 Correct

@pressstart0241 Жыл бұрын

Bruh how you gonna nut in space

@xPandamon 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, Hand of Blood. Noone knows where he gets the props but it's really cool to see the costumes especially in Hitman where he changes it every time Agent 47 does

@shadowokami04 2 жыл бұрын

True

@emeraldtreeboa1226 3 жыл бұрын

jack: i’m jack, the snack that smiles back me eating goldfish:

@spookidoxzsghost 3 жыл бұрын

Oop-

@sweetsylviaa 3 жыл бұрын

**screams**

@FlameWing-fi1tx 3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit-

@thetruesopop 3 жыл бұрын

*screams loudly*

@eclipseisbmyt666 3 жыл бұрын

Hey! So that’s what happened to my fish

@kronos652 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The hole in the speaker is so that the air behind the speaker driver has somewhere to go when the driver is moving and makes the speakers sound more bassy.

@curseds0ldier 3 жыл бұрын

Seems like the speaker does not like getting it from the back

@insaincaldo 3 жыл бұрын

I am in awe that someone actually wrote a fact after "fun fact"

@benjaminbarton2629 3 жыл бұрын

This is correct.

@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 жыл бұрын

It's the speakers blowhole.

@Blo0dyMustard 3 жыл бұрын

@@NotSoCrazyNinja oh so surely it can blow.. nevermind

@yes-i-am 3 жыл бұрын

2:55 these are called (among other things) 'bass reflexes' or 'ports'. theyre used to equalise the air pressure produced by the sound waves inside the box with the outside. basically the two types of speaker systems are sealed and ported speaker systems, each with its pros and cons. :)

@JS-pk8gv 2 жыл бұрын

These are called among us

@nightdream6622 3 жыл бұрын

"Jack the snack the smiles back" Cannibalism as always

@friendlyneighborhoodgramma9917 3 жыл бұрын

“Your phobias are how you died in your past life.” People with Anatidaephobia: *hold on*

@RaraZeCat 3 жыл бұрын

People with scopophobia: what the!?

@TDae. 3 жыл бұрын

i have a fear of cockroaches

@oceanlover1705 3 жыл бұрын

@Λʟκαʟεz lol They were bored to death during a speech

@R-R3DH34D-X_X 3 жыл бұрын

Me, who has autophobia: um...

@fanofalmosteverything4658 3 жыл бұрын

Is anatidaephobia the fear of death?

@jamesevans1176 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact! Tumors *can" grow teeth, they can also grow other sediment deposits like nails and hair! I can't remember the exact science behind it, I only vaguely covered the subject when I was getting my certifications to be a PCT.

@missgolgistain5801 3 жыл бұрын

You mean a teratoma? They are the result of pluripotent cells being weird.

@cloud1973 3 жыл бұрын

*whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy*

@jamesevans1176 3 жыл бұрын

@@cloud1973 The human body is a fascinating and disgusting thing

@cloud1973 3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesevans1176 *i want to s c r e e c h* Thats honestly such a weird fact and terrifying to know, like, "Oh hey! You have *TEETH IN YOUR TUMOR-"*

@moery2435 3 жыл бұрын

I wish i had a brain tumour so my brain can just stop so i dont remember this anymore

@cyanity1017 3 жыл бұрын

"what if your phobia is based on how you died in a past life" Me who has a phobia of butterflies : *que*

@charlie8779 3 жыл бұрын

"Your phobias are how you died in a past life" Me with genophobia: 😃

@Tyranid_HiveMind 2 жыл бұрын

People with Aibohphobia

@Proudcoloniser 2 жыл бұрын

Me with homophobia

@felixstone3.14 2 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori

@laziwastaken 2 жыл бұрын

@@Proudcoloniser hold up-

@FariiRihaa Жыл бұрын

Me with virginitiphobia

@sharpcoyote7988 3 жыл бұрын

Jack The snack that smiles back He's gonna cut out your spine From your back I'm bad at poems And can rarely rhyme

@thetruesopop 3 жыл бұрын

Jack The snack that smiles back. We both suck at it. Fuck rhymes.

@zoegalaxygaming5326 3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@stormdaboi7080 3 жыл бұрын

Jack The snack that smiles back He's got a knack that can't slack

@ajq1635 3 жыл бұрын

But it works From Time to time (Better add this)

@mariomaniac581 3 жыл бұрын

When you said: “He’s gonna cut your spine From your back” *I FELT THAT! 😢😭😱🥺😞😫😫😩😰😥😓*

@akish302 3 жыл бұрын

There are two kinds of cursed comments: too obvious and too edgy with no shock value, and subtle ones that make you think that are actually shocking

@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 жыл бұрын

I've made countless comment replies over the years about all sorts of things like how to butcher a human, how to store human meat, how to skin a human, the differences between a deer and a human, how to "properly" dispose of a corpse, so on and so forth. Some of the information is genuine, others is total bs that I make sound legit. I have no desire to harm anyone or anything, I just get too curious for my own good and kind of like freaking people out. I can say from experience that bringing up corpse disposal in person really gets most people freaked out.

@TDae. 3 жыл бұрын

@@NotSoCrazyNinja ye when i bring up how to kill people and stuff people always get all weird like you don't know how to make acid out of hand soap and then melt the bones

@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 жыл бұрын

@@TDae. There are so many ways to take care of the bones. It just depends on how you disposed of the rest of the corpse. If you disposed of it via hog(s), they will get rid of almost everything but the bone and maybe some random bits. Take those and boil them until the meat/etc falls off the bone. Feed the meat to the hog(s) or dispose of it in some other manner. When all you have is bones to take care of, if you have the equipment, you could grind them into bonemeal and apply it to your garden or sell it to some neighbor who loves to garden. Claim it to be from deer or something and that you have already applied enough to your garden or you don't like to garden. It could also be spread over a few acres or more of random woodland or metered into a river, not too much at a time. You could probably rig up a leaf blower using the venturi effect to better disperse the bonemeal, assuming you can grind it to a fine powder or have a leaf blower strong enough to pick up what meal you have.

@sanicishere7295 3 жыл бұрын

@@NotSoCrazyNinja Noted.

@The.VampYr 3 жыл бұрын

3:00 Those holes are called ports and to understand what's going on let's start with the problem of putting a woofer in a box. Pressure. The pressure resisting the movement of the woofer is greater when it is mounted in a box

@guncake0778 3 жыл бұрын

12:50 why...... did that knida sound like.......... Micky.... Mouse?

@eye2862 3 жыл бұрын

I was watching grown up dora and she said 'oh no' as this video popped up💀

@jeremy.90210 3 жыл бұрын

Loool

@Derrick-1209 3 жыл бұрын

69 likes lol. Oops not anymore

@bagel-manlive6800 3 жыл бұрын

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

@themaskedovrlord 3 жыл бұрын

Perfect timing

@HettycTracyn 3 жыл бұрын

Adult Dora?

@jarihoogendoorn5823 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: 8+9 is 17

@amelaalagic8732 3 жыл бұрын

No it's not

@m1dn1ght_sun 3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@im_donee 3 жыл бұрын

Ow shit who could have guessed

@spacepotatoes2019 3 жыл бұрын

いつろおンすそおんぐ

@josh_landi719 3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@xiphactinusaudax1045 2 жыл бұрын

9:51 I've kind of gotten used to this sort of thing, but that Skipper impression is amazing. I mean even if it's not exactly accurate, you eliminated your accent and put emotion into it and that's cool

@carmeltabby 3 жыл бұрын

3:39 and this is why I don't believe animals should be given human names, especially if you plan to eat them. My father bought a cow named Kimmy but named her calf Tasty cuz that's what she was gonna be.

@lainey._. 3 жыл бұрын

7:10 Trypophobic people: The holes have come for me

@meganbenson1478 3 жыл бұрын

That sounded wrong...

@curseds0ldier 3 жыл бұрын

No, no, no, *I came for the holes*

@lainey._. 3 жыл бұрын

@@meganbenson1478 Indeed it did, but your profile pic so much worse

@insaincaldo 3 жыл бұрын

@@lainey._. Almost as bad as Ninja Phineas wondering what way he is facing.

@ThatControlUser 3 жыл бұрын

@@curseds0ldier in*

@HML_Secondary 3 жыл бұрын

"What if your phobias are based of how you died in a past life". Ok so going by that logic, i have arachnophobia and claustrophobia so i was trapped in an enclosed space and was killed by a bunch of venomous spiders. Thanks now i won't be able to sleep.

@themadkitkat9302 3 жыл бұрын

what if you have nrasobphobia?

@curseds0ldier 3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't there also this this fear from long words. How did that happen? Did he get killed by a book?

@yoonkookminbtsarmy4948 3 жыл бұрын

Hmm I fear loud noises like from fireworks for example I fear spiders, clowns hmm what else really small dark creepy rooms and speaking out loud . Yeah I fear too much to know what happened in my past life.....

@curseds0ldier 3 жыл бұрын

@@yoonkookminbtsarmy4948 wow, one of your past lives must have ended with a bang

@ryokokereukhuran 3 жыл бұрын

@@curseds0ldier For long words it could have been a cult sacrifice, because there are still cults. Someone coulda been chanting some sorta Satanism bullshit and stabbed the person with said phobia to death as a sacrifice to the underworld.

@hillkids02 3 жыл бұрын

“What if your phobias are based how u died in a past life?” Me with a phobia of clowns: S T O P

@ginamillondaga9598 2 жыл бұрын

-Cries in Lepidopterophobia-

@Mj-hj3sb 2 жыл бұрын

My friend has homophobia I'm questioning that accusation

@potatogod4510 2 жыл бұрын

Ooh, death by Tricky the clown

@hillkids02 2 жыл бұрын

@@Mj-hj3sb * heavy breathing *

@FeathersOnFire Жыл бұрын

@@ginamillondaga9598 you died cuz of butterflies/moths? Idk

@danielattwood3344 2 жыл бұрын

2:19 it's a flashback to the old days of minecraft when enderman had green eyes

@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 жыл бұрын

A lot of people say "Oh no" when they encounter me deep in the woods

@suffermore1576 3 жыл бұрын

hmmmmmm

@rattle9519 3 жыл бұрын

hi bigfoot

@insaincaldo 3 жыл бұрын

What a bold faced lie. We know you don't encounter allot of people and most of the ones you do, are busy failing to take pictures of you.

@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 жыл бұрын

Ooo.. *pulls out dong and waves it around*

@suffermore1576 3 жыл бұрын

@@NotSoCrazyNinja bruhh

@sudarshanthehuman772 3 жыл бұрын

when ur so ealry the kids who bless ur family are still packing their bags

@jeremy.90210 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@sudarshanthehuman772 3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremy.90210 are they here yet?

@jeremy.90210 3 жыл бұрын

@@sudarshanthehuman772 nope

@sudarshanthehuman772 3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremy.90210 k

@RhuBin02 3 жыл бұрын

anybody reading this comment i wish their family SHALL BE SACRIFICED TO SATAN

@tehdarkswordsman6863 3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry Jack, I won't leave you. In fact, I'm outside your house at this very moment.

@meowdasia 3 жыл бұрын

you’ll go up

@meowdasia 3 жыл бұрын

like him

@princessoftheworld1107 3 жыл бұрын

FBI open up

@airacummins5076 4 ай бұрын

Technically, everyone not in his house, is outside his house

@mars5277 2 жыл бұрын

12:16 this man is actually all better now! He was operated on for several hours and is making a full recovery, in fact, after the surgery, he was able to see his mother's face for the first time in over 10 years. The KZfaq channel the whole video is from is South China Morning Post which does not exclusively cover events in china, but also quite a number of other countries and events gaining traction there or stories that need to be told. Videos always have english wording and subtitles.

@blazingrosereaper7661 3 жыл бұрын

Here in Germany Handofblood is an absolute legend

@cezarcatalin1406 3 жыл бұрын

But, as that guy mentioned, he should really stay away from Wolfenstein.

@FatherofYoutube 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@vexxzyi 3 жыл бұрын

7:09 *”what if your phobias are based of how you died in a past life”* Me with trypophobia: *confused screaming*

@cezarcatalin1406 3 жыл бұрын

Did you die in a cheese grater ?

@lizziestired 3 жыл бұрын

I have a phobia of white works ( specifically maggots) how tf did maggots kill me

@matthewcron8842 3 жыл бұрын

@@lizziestired So there was this ancient method of execution was scaphism, where the victim would be fed and covered in milk and honey and than left out tied up between 2 boats to fester. As time went on, insects and other disgusting creatures would come to devour the victim. So it is quite possible that you were tied up, covered in honey, left out in the sun, and had a fly lay it’s eggs in you, only for those to develop into maggots that than ate you inside out.

@guacamole585 3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewcron8842 I didn’t want that picture in my head

@jakoblent4694 3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewcron8842 well it seems like you were the torturer

@Meme-vt3fc 2 жыл бұрын

7:32 finally a use of having a sibling

@RmationYT Жыл бұрын

🤓

@Alex_Fishman 2 жыл бұрын

12:21 if anyone’s wondering, this man actually has got several operations that went successful, and now he is living with his mother and is running a small shop!

@BlueKatanaWarrior 3 жыл бұрын

After almost three decades, the folded guy received surgery to straighten his spine, so he's okay now.

@IveGotBeef 3 жыл бұрын

0:06 as someone who lives in Kosovo, I can confirm that the cat has commited a LOT of war crimes

@HydraBrawlStars 2 жыл бұрын

What the fuck are you doing with cats down there

@monika.alt197 2 жыл бұрын

Косово је Србија

@goldngamer1365 Жыл бұрын

Wait how are you still alive... why did you say that now the cat is gonna come after you!!!!!!

@reverse9167 Жыл бұрын

Seems like I have to inform The BIG CAT about you

@IveGotBeef Жыл бұрын

@@reverse9167 no, NO! not the BIG CAT! anything but that

@diosdehuecomundo 2 жыл бұрын

HandOfBlood actually has an entire room full of costumes and - yes - we also wonder where the hell he got those outfits. He also made a couple sketches to promote games he got sponsored by. And they are GREAT.

@Jam-zr3kr 3 жыл бұрын

“I spent 50 years buried alive in a coffin” Brooo sameeeee

@kingcharlesFrench 2 жыл бұрын

You escaped too?

@Jam-zr3kr 2 жыл бұрын

@@kingcharlesFrench yeah same with my dad

@Jam-zr3kr 2 жыл бұрын

he did go back in after a while though, have t seen him since

@CloudMouth27 3 жыл бұрын

"What if your phobias are how you died in your past life" I have nyctophobia, trypophobia, and acrophobia By that logic, I fell into a very dark 50 ft hole and died

@kungjawmin5442 3 жыл бұрын

In that case, I'll fall from the heaven's.

@shipgirllover 3 жыл бұрын

Scoleciphobia? Casadastraphobia?

@trixxy8002 3 жыл бұрын

I have social phobia. So someone propably killed me. Yikes

@voidyt9939 3 жыл бұрын

Spheksophobia and arachnophobia, so I was stung and then i got bitten by a spider and fucking died

@PinkCreeper6969 3 жыл бұрын

In that case I fell while being bit by a snake and touched by a worm

@komrade_8352 3 жыл бұрын

““your death will not be in vain Chloe.” *starts grilling*” 3:51 Then you throw the beef on with Chloe

@kingcharlesFrench 2 жыл бұрын

Wheres the Heroin Komrade

@acea830 2 жыл бұрын

Big mac

@Gatoviotas 3 жыл бұрын

7:12 *Kokichi had claustrophobia, remember guys*

@zapper_mp4 3 жыл бұрын

“Friday Night Furneral” caught me off guard the most as someone who adores fnf a ton.

@Amanda-zn7ox 3 жыл бұрын

12:03 I actually watched that video before this. After multiple, difficult operations, the surgeons managed to get him upright. I think he lived like that for 20 years. Amazing story, and you really get the feels when they interview his mother. And his reaction to seeing her for the first time in years...I won't spoil it. ;)

@akitchenchaire338 3 жыл бұрын

ive also seen that video and it was honestly so amazing i’m so happy all the operations went well for him

@remylabeau5140 3 жыл бұрын

2:39 I didn’t think it was possible, but a fart joke actually made me laugh. 😅

@tylersmith9049 3 жыл бұрын

0:58 DON'T FORGET WW2 AND HITLER JOKES

@CocoKiki456 3 жыл бұрын

Daddy Dearest: *is dying * Boyfriend: * *Aggressive beep boops noises* *

@dangagirl77 3 жыл бұрын

BoyFriend: *I am not afraid to beep one more time b*tch*

@remnantoftherational8104 3 жыл бұрын

Turn on the stove. Yes

@Victorious_Destiny 3 жыл бұрын

It will save lives

@maxschindele4436 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds kinda asian in this context

@MaisteriSaatana 3 жыл бұрын

the stove just warms the cat

@Victorious_Destiny 3 жыл бұрын

It will kill it if you put it high enough

@ikeaenderman6537 3 жыл бұрын

*put the stove on they said, the cat won’t die they said*

@X0x0yanna 3 жыл бұрын

If my fear is the way I died in my past life then I probably died by falling from a high alone

@insaincaldo 3 жыл бұрын

I can understand why you are scared of tripping out alone, it can be some real existential stuff.

@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 жыл бұрын

Well... I do believe in reincarnation and I do have memories of what is supposedly my past life, including the death scene. The way I died was via hanging (myself) deep in quiet dark woods. Well, I hate things around my neck (I've learned to control this fear for the most part), I hate when the nature gets quiet, and I HAVE to escape woods before dark. I can't camp in the woods.

@linanyanggau781 3 жыл бұрын

Press 'Y' to same

@alexz8903 3 жыл бұрын

mine would probably be jumping off a cliff into water and dying in deep water, since my main fears are heights and water where i cant reach with my leg anymore

@sansd7723 3 жыл бұрын

4:36 if you cook it will no longer be in raww

@WishyWashyMF 3 жыл бұрын

“Your phobias are how you died in your past life.” Me with catoptrophobia: "i knew you could do it, you believed in yourself, and you did it!"

@lainey._. 3 жыл бұрын

1:38 Get back in your coffin MrBeast, we don't need a zombie apocalypse. Not yet at least

@Mikewolv007 3 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else notice that Lexi said 50 years?

@phoenixvanosta8078 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mikewolv007 no but i did notice Jack saying it 😂

@TheEngieTF2 3 жыл бұрын

4:15 PM: How to talk to girls 7:38 PM: How to unpregnant cousin

@karma1507 3 жыл бұрын

The FBI agent reading this: *removes shades* 👁️👄👁️

@bobberman4641 3 жыл бұрын

I think you skipped a few steps

@apexq9386 3 жыл бұрын

Did i skip a page?

@bobberman4641 3 жыл бұрын

@Tika Putri no

@justinwilcox2317 2 жыл бұрын

He should say " Hi, I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back, remember that crack is whack, but let's get back on track ". I took 10 minutes to think of that.

@anxiolf9736 3 жыл бұрын

Title: oh no Me seeing emkay upload cursed comments: *oh hell YES*

@thestonemason7413 3 жыл бұрын

8:29 Whenever I hear the phrase “Emo Boy” I just think of that furry “Emo Boy” animation meme

@Poetic_Raven 2 жыл бұрын

I get reminded of that one edit of Shuichi and Kokichi

@NeneARZ Жыл бұрын

Thanks EmKay! I love you guys you have really helped with my sleep =D I have start falling asleep while watching I see this as an absolute win. SO TYSM

@eggmanempireland525 3 жыл бұрын

8:44 has litterlt execly same voice as sonic LMAO İ LOVE İT

@Sturmfischi 3 жыл бұрын

3:18 In Germany we say: Ehre Alla!

@Costeer_ 3 жыл бұрын

Ehre Alla

@Alfred-nj1xc 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The “Emo vs Goose” video’s title change to “Emo vs duck”

@therealgaming255 3 жыл бұрын

4:03 imagine the screaming all glass within a 400 square mile radius would be shattered

@lil_dozer 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a danganronpa fan...for context spoilers for v3 if you read this My 6am alarm is kokichi saying morning sleepy head... 7:18 is when my alarm went off

@minty8160 3 жыл бұрын

I am also a Danganronpa fan,and I would just like to say *sighs*... oh no.

@lil_dozer 3 жыл бұрын

@@minty8160 I have found another danganronpa fan without being on a danganronpa video... I'm so happy rn and idk why Also yes *le sigh*

@minty8160 3 жыл бұрын

U hyped for Decadence?

@lil_dozer 3 жыл бұрын

@@minty8160 duh, I am soooo ready for it

@Poetic_Raven 2 жыл бұрын

@@lil_dozer Hola fellow Danganronpa fan

@M1SSC0RPSE 3 жыл бұрын

Me hearing him pronounce "Kosovo" so wrong: Balkan languages are hard for the rest of the world to pronounce right, idk why xD

@aleksabanjevic8316 3 жыл бұрын

It made me cringe real hard

@oakthestick4265 3 жыл бұрын

I’m from the Balkans and the moment he mispronounced it I yelled ITS KOSOVO out loud because it made me irritated.

@M1SSC0RPSE 3 жыл бұрын

@@aleksabanjevic8316 I personally rarely cringe but I feel you :D

@M1SSC0RPSE 3 жыл бұрын

@@oakthestick4265 omg yes, I was the same!!

@aleksabanjevic8316 3 жыл бұрын

@@oakthestick4265 we honestly have one of the best systems for reading, one letter=one sound, read it as it is written and write it as it is said

@xeogg 3 жыл бұрын

5:48 "Oh hi, Tom!" "MOM!?"

@squirrele.1266 2 жыл бұрын

0:12 Did you just call me a phenomenon of increasingly severe withdrawal symptoms?

@screamingcat4365 2 жыл бұрын

I almost laughed out loud, at 12am at the first joke, and after that I kept almost laughing

@wetcheesestick7478 3 жыл бұрын

Day one of random facts- all gold mines had gold in them at one time

@joemedlen2924 3 жыл бұрын

There's a higher chance of a shiny baby if one of the parents is from another region It's called Masuda method

@savieeveelover3366 3 жыл бұрын

If my phobias are based on how I died then I died without anyone around me and all by myself with no way to contact anyone

@hollowstarfire 2 жыл бұрын

12:28 don’t worry, after quite a few surgeries this man is now upright again and wants to open a small business to support his mom, who took care of him for many years :)

@endgalactronix 3 жыл бұрын

Jack: Jack, in the crack that smiles back. Me: Jack who's voice is a crack.

@ummoyarrah3404 3 жыл бұрын

3:25 ɪᴘʜᴏɴᴇ 12 ᴘʀᴏ ɢ.ɪ.ᴠ.ᴇ.ᴀ.ᴡ.ᴀ.ʏ ʙʏ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ ❤️😘 ..👍 Clickhere : kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ap-dqtdn2J-ZkY0.html !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木來調味g食物煮的時候1 1620633992

@ianrennebohm8294 3 жыл бұрын

3:09 Gettin' freaky on a Friday night ;)

@lateraldamage8479 3 жыл бұрын

(Go man go-) *Wait a minute*

@Theonefromcrk 2 жыл бұрын

Gonna make a mods of this

@Theonefromcrk Жыл бұрын

@Adam Animatess no

@Theonefromcrk Жыл бұрын

@Adam Animatess I am horrible...correction,i don't know how to make mods,I said it was a joke

@vannillaAJofficial204 Жыл бұрын

such an unexpected but great fnf moment

@justkay9884 3 жыл бұрын

6:55 Child friendly russian roulette

@johnnyjoestar9504 3 жыл бұрын

9:31 I recognize her, it’s Emilia from RE:ZERO for anyone who doesn’t know

@nethanieldawson1117 3 жыл бұрын

1:54, just wait till those thoughts become true

@eclipseclover1048 3 жыл бұрын

1:37 hours XD

@songohan3321 3 жыл бұрын

So I did heard that correctly.

@ama-the-weeb 3 жыл бұрын

9:12 this becomes much worse when you realize that Hetalia, SatW, CountryHumans, ect. exist.

@charleswillhite5375 3 жыл бұрын

“Your phobias are how you died in your past life.” So, how do you die to get Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Getting hit by a dictionary?

@jeongchonpark8690 2 жыл бұрын

i have too many phobias

@Ifbdndkdjddndn 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit Jack’s deep voice tho 💀

@robertolanzone 3 жыл бұрын

14:00 - 14:12 That's the fastest I've ever went from being extremely emotional to chuckling to feeling like a horrible person

@officerschnitzel2199 3 жыл бұрын

1:03 dont forget the hitler jokes!

@kaithegamer7934 2 жыл бұрын

Linda:aww the cats on the stove a little warm spot Sam: *Light it, Linda*

@masteroogwayfortubbo8538 3 жыл бұрын

Master Oogway approves this video

@MicroClarence 3 жыл бұрын

Why is ur pfp not master Oogway tho

@masteroogwayfortubbo8538 3 жыл бұрын

@@MicroClarence because, pfp cult

@xplrc 3 жыл бұрын

The milk man also approves.

@villian_deku_and_shigaraki 3 жыл бұрын

@@masteroogwayfortubbo8538 hello, hallo, konichiwa, Hola, bonjour

@alexiboris6937 3 жыл бұрын

@@xplrc bro wtf have you been doing with my mom

@funnyvideoguy3216 3 жыл бұрын

If there's a phobia of flowers, that could only mean one thing... ...FLOWEY IS REAL

@insaincaldo 3 жыл бұрын

Anthophobia

@Polska_Edits 3 жыл бұрын

Theres a phobia of holes, buttons and pretty much anything

@explosion_tsar4449 3 жыл бұрын

fear of air?

@insaincaldo 3 жыл бұрын

@@explosion_tsar4449 Anemophobia, Ancraophobia, or Aerophobia.

@roopabrungi4958 3 жыл бұрын

I have a weird fear of stairs... Specifically ones without railings or stairs tht are pressed against a wall...

@dragonking6639 7 ай бұрын

This is peak emkay content. Has an intro, doesn’t stop abruptly after the posts, and the fanart is at the end of the video, so it doesn’t distract from the content.

@effectinclination3232 Жыл бұрын

Dont worry the cat in the thumbnail is geothermal powered

@psychopathic_kitten1029 3 жыл бұрын

CAT WITH THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT GOT ME HELP IM DYING

@michaelb.3006 3 жыл бұрын

13:18 me: *eats the carrot because I like carrots* “so what kind of death do I get?” Jigsaw: “WHAT THE FUCK!!!???”

@chewycornell 3 жыл бұрын

And he pulls out another carrot and eats it with you

@michaelb.3006 3 жыл бұрын

@@chewycornell wholesome ending

@Noah.is.sleepy Жыл бұрын

Where the fuck??!!

@bagelcatinator8243 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes when I’m watching an Emkay video I’ll be halfway through it and then realize I have no idea which subreddit it is

@deadsmilet.s3500 3 жыл бұрын

1:47 every time i look at someone i imagine them bleeding a lot or me chocking them or sometimes there heads exploding sometimes even my family members and i just don’t care at all sometimes i chuckle even......idk why

@guywhoateallthepizza1031 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like this subreddit is slowly becoming just edgy people trying too hard like Nice pic of dog this reminds me of the 257 children I have in my basement

@curseds0ldier 3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp, reminds me of the screaming children in my basement.

@johnrykercanete7189 3 жыл бұрын

@@curseds0ldier nice pfp, reminds me of the time I burned down an orphanage and ate the kids corpses

@NotSoCrazyNinja 3 жыл бұрын

I think real cursed comments are ones that delve into dark topics that can actually happen or have actually happened. It helps if you seem genuine and not like you are "trying". I've probably showed up in some videos/posts about cursed comments. I comment a lot and sometimes I like to freak people out.

@austindraws4876 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnrykercanete7189 I like the pfp reminds me how I rickroll my wife off a cliff minus the rick

@ozzy_wozzy 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnrykercanete7189 technoblade be like:

@thenoteworthy1298 3 жыл бұрын

I saw that one of the cost of organs and immediately thought “I know what we’re gonna do today, Ferb!”

@AssaultRider555 2 жыл бұрын

Man, Jack's narrating is just off the fucking charts. Holy fuck, he's amazing.

@dybbukrakshasa7254 3 жыл бұрын

4:48 Casually dropping a time stamp for my fav part

@peanutcake. 3 жыл бұрын

4:33 "Light it, Linda. Vietnam needs me."

@Kholanee 3 жыл бұрын

2:29 Had water in my mouth Had*

@_agentpotato9684 Жыл бұрын

Jack pronouncing Kosovo like that is so funny to me

@LauraSti 2 жыл бұрын

The reason for that $83,000 in the pharmacy is antivenom. Antivenom is given for a snake bite, and it's an EXTREMELY expensive product. A single vial of antivenom can cost a hospital (not the patient, the HOSPITAL) $14,000 to obtain, and a typical dose of antivenom for a snake bite is 4-6 vials. That means that the cost of antivenom, not counting any other medications that need to be given as supportive care, could be anywhere from $56,000 to $84,000 total. I'd guess from that that they needed six vials, so the cost of treatment hit close to the maximum normal figure. That's not the hospital gouging prices (look to other entries for that part;) that's just the total cost to the hospital to obtain the drug. In Mexico, on the other hand, a vial can cost between $100 and $400. Some of that is safety monitoring, which is a lot stricter in the US, but a lot of it is drug manufacturers jacking up the price.