She's 15. He's Harvey Weinstein. The love every parent fears.

He's 17. She's a Waifu Body Pillow. A love every parent fears.

She's 15, he's 11. The love Onision bafflingly doesn't fear.

This mother is more of what every parent should fear

She’s 15 he’s dying and none of his friends will visit him in the hospital. A romance everyone in the windy city fears

There was a joke that made the rounds back in 1981: Q: Did you hear about the film "Endless Love"? A: It's about Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

I guess an Endless Love is better than an Old Fashioned one.

She's 15. He's Roy Moore. The love every parent in Alabama fears.

James Spader is way too good for this movie

“ this movie is like everyone’s first time having sex: it’s fucking awful!” Kills me every time

She’s 15, he wants Warner Bros to release the Snyder cut. The love every parent fears.

She's 15, He's dead. A love every parent fears.

She's 15, He's Bill Cosby. The love even Jello Pudding Pops fear

This movie is about as romantic as A Clockwork Orange

This movie was creepy. Thanks for taking one for the team, snob

James Spader is great in everything

Still a less abusive relationship than 50 Shades of Grey

She's Brooke Shields, he's friends with Tom Cruise. The love every Cinema Snob fears.

She's 15, he's Tommy Wiseau

Fun fact, this was the first Cinema Snob video I ever watched, and the line "Totally playing the guitar you guys, look at me, I'm totally playing the guitar" as the guy is just absently slapping the strings is still hilarious.

She's 15, he's BUSHWHACKED!

She's 15. He's 117. The love every parent fears.

Two of my favorite Snob episodes ever just got uploaded. God answered my prayers.

Jade: He’s seen a naked man before. Cinema Snob: Do tell! 😂 😂 😂 😂

This review is my endless love. It's probably in my top 3 favorite Snob videos. It introduced me to Heart of Glass, The New Kids, and the handsomeness that is 80s Spader. (Though, frankly, current Spader has retained much of his attractiveness through his undying charm.) I revisit this review often. Glad to see it on your main channel.

You know, I've written a story about two childhood friends that became lovers, comforting each other whenever the weight of their tragic lives starts to take its toll on them. I've often wondered if I was being too sappy when I write their romantic scenes...but then I see shit like Endless Love (1981) with lines like 'We'll die together' or the unstable lead whining about how being separated from his girlfriend is killing him. And the instability would've worked as it did in the novel, but this movie tries its hardest to portray an ARSONIST STALKER as the hero. Because god forbid having a cautionary tale about obsession and youthful idiocy. Let's instead have the mom want to fuck her daughter's boyfriend and watch them have sex. Great job taking this abomination apart, Brad! You and Krisom Rouge have both done an amazing job taking these horrible adaptations down!

This is one of the best Snob reviews.

I always found it funny how after the fire, they just cut to David being sentenced. I mean no explanation of why that brilliant plan worked for Tom Cruise, and not our hero.

A classic Snob episode returns. Also, Still a better love story then Old Fashioned.

This movie was so creepy. And this isn’t even a horror movie. 😳😂

Sweet Lord, this episode of The Cinema Snob is hysterical.

I've always loved this review. I've lost count of how many times I've watched it. Thank you for reuploading it!

She's 15, he's a cardboard box.

She’s 15, he’s a cinema snob. The love every parent fears.

She's 15. He's 23. Because that was the actor's real age at the time. I'm more perturbed by the fact that they paired a teenage Brooke Shields with a 23-year old guy and put them in love scenes.

She's 15, he's Rob Schneider. The love every parent fears (and with a reason)

She's 15, he's a sparkling vampire. The other he is a werewolf with an eight-pack. God damn it.

ah so this is the origin story of clay walsh actually that makes a disturbing amount of sense

She’s 15, he’s John Kricfalusi. The love every parent fears.

16:52 Even in his early years, Tom Cruise was crazy.

OMFG This family fucking insane.

getting American Horror Story and Kill Bill vibes from the creepy music playing

This whole movie gives me "Run Joey Run" vibes.

Fun fact: one of those 5000 men who auditioned for the role of David was Tom Hanks. And yet they cast this little shit instead. Damn it Endless Love.

He's 37, She's his left hand

She's 15, he's her father and the President of the United States of America.

She’s 15, he isn’t even born yet, the love every parent fears. She’s 15, he’s a corpse, the love every parent fears.

When I watch the 1981 version of Endless Love (on Xfinity) with closed captions on, it shows the captions from the remake.

"You got smoke inhalation...you lost all your Smurf dolls in that fire...come on, really, was it worth it? For a chick?" --Luis Guzman, I Love the 80s Strikes Back - 1981;)

Hands up, who wants to see him review the remake?

Ah to be a teen again when every relationship felt like true love and breakups were the worst pain in the world

She’s 15, she’s 17 the love everybody fears

She's 15, he's 17, her brother is Utron The love every sentient AI fears

She's 15. He's wanted by the highway patrol.

This had to be written by a romance novelist. These two don't act like normal teens in a typical teen relationship. Where's the awkward fumbling? Where's the stupid arguments?

Good ole Jimmy Spader

It wasn’t until the Cape Fear theme played that I realized the similarities between the 2 stories… but now that I see them, holy shit

"She's 15,he's 17, the love every parent fears" Sounds like twitter folks when anime characters have any type of age gap lol

She's 15, he's 17. THEY'RE COPS!

1:40 - Always worth it coming back to this to hear Lloyd's meow. 😊

"The love every parent fears." They start the movie openly in a relationship and only piss off one of the parents because they just let everyone know that they're fucking in his house like idiots, and even then they're only asked to spend some time away from each other. Every protagonist of a tragic gay movie is laughing in this movie's face.

She's 15, he's a giant vulcanized-rubber shark prop nicknamed 'Bruce' A love every small coastal town mayor fears.

Homestuck had a more convincing relationship between a Dave and a Jade, and in Homestuck Dave was a bird with a sword through his chest and Jade was an omnipotent dog.

Given what Brad said about the remake, hopefully that will be a snob video one day too.

She's 15. He's gay.

Tom Cruise! Stockard Channing! ? James Spader?! saw this as kid never noticed the A.listers

She’s 15. He’s Batman.

She's 15. He's R. Kelly

Anakin and Padme’s relationship is better than Endless Love

Thank you, Cinema Snob. A woman on the subway has that whistling music as her ringtone. Now I know it's Bernard Hermann.

He burned her house down and got her dad killed in the name of love.

She's 15, He's a fish

Love this review so much, I honestly think it's my favorite. Thanks for the reupload

Caligula plus Moment By Moment. That's a double feature waiting to happen!

She's 15, he's R Kelly.

I mean, looking back at it, David is not at fault for the father's accident. If anything the father died by his very own doing. He spotted the guy in the crowd and decided to chase him just because. David didn't do anything wrong yet and his only mistake at that time was being coincidentaly in the street across from the dad, who in change walked to the other side while the trafic was still moving. Yeah, David still went after Jade despite knowing how much of a bad idea that was, but that doesn't have anything to do with the encounter.

Thank you for this. I just watched this movie for the first time. It's INSANE. Among *many* problems, notice that no one is worried about how all this affects Jade, other than her not getting enough sleep and her grades falling. Is the sex consensual? Are they using contraception? Is she actually enjoying the relationship? How does she feel about almost dying in a house fire set by her boyfriend? The film doesn't spend any time on that. But it spends LOTS of time on how rough it all is on *David*. Because a guy not getting to fuck the girl he wants to fuck is a human rights violation. This is a movie for incels, ahead of its time.

Yay! My wish was granted!! Thanks Brad! 😊😊

I don't know which is the lowest point in Brooke Shields' career, This, or 'Mr. Pickles'. Also, if I want to see James Spader being creepy, I'll watch 'Age Of Ultron'

I think Tom Cruise should’ve played the male lead or even James Spader.

Another classic review! So glad these are being put up.

This movie is insane 😂😂😂

everything an 80s slasher needs, but nope, somebody forgot to add the killer. Or is this a prequel and the creepy mom gonna turn out to be Pamela Vorhees?

I was just thinking about what episode this was. Glad you uploaded it, Brad.

This is the second re-upload in a row where I wanted to scream "POLICE!!!" like I just saw someone get killed.

Rewatching just in time for Valentines Day!😂

23:28 You literally could not have chosen a more perfect music cue...I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Spoiler alert: The remake was somehow worse.

If the crazy mother loves the boy so much then why doesn't she marry him?

Not sure which is the more awkward Brooke shields performance to watch, this or Blue Lagoon?

Raymond Reddington, the early years!

Also you know it’s bad when you’re defending the chemistry in Twilight I guess this isn’t a better love story than Twilight

what...? friends listen to Endless Love in the dark..

Oh my god fuck yeah I love this riff! Do Two of A Kind next!

Unlike Brad, I'm not exactly a fan of Mommie Dearest, but how the hell did that beat Endless Love for the Worst Picture Razzie?

Over 52k and counting. Sweet deal, Snob. Now we need to crowd fund for the Lloyd live action romantic comedy.

ya know. i had some rough patches with my old lady and her folks, our first year together they forced us to sneak around to see each other and started drama. waited a couple months to see her and didnt think "i should burn down their fuckin house"

If that was Tom Cruise in this movie, he sounds like he sucked helium out of a balloon before giving his lines.

You know what’s really bad is that at 16:00 I could see the main theme to cannibal holocaust working well in that scene 😂. Better than the song they picked 😂

"No no no no no NO!......Someone _better_ get shot in this!" 🤣